Horrible. I've been fucking horrible. I'm seriously considering suicide.
Okay, ignoring the fact that you just ignored me pleading for help on the verge of suicide, this is a shit idea and you haven't been ``working`` on it, you stupid bitch. You probably literally just thought of it twenty minutes ago.
Sure thing. I'll use your credit card to sign you up for that SocialGO premium plan, spend two minutes "coding" it, buy a domain for $4 with your card, get that set up and bam. But I have some demands. I want a blowjob and 50% of all income that site actually manages to bring in.
And if that site doesn't put in more than $1,000 in my pocket in the next three months? I want to do sex.
Also, your hair looks like shit, get a wig.
She'll be dripping wet by the time I finish the site niggas. Learn how to talk to roastie whores.
Dude, are you serious? Just so you know, the fact that you're even on this board means your smarter than the majority of people. Suicide is never a solution. I'm sorry if this post sounds sappy, but I'm honestly so sick of watching smart people die.
Levi Harris
Oh man, didn't mean for it to com across like that. No, man- that entire post was satire. I'm fine, I won't be killing myself any time soon. Thanks for the kind words though.
Christopher Ross
0/10
Luke Brooks
God fucking damn it.
Colton Johnson
Sounds like you went in without even finding out what you were going to be doing first. That's the first mistake of a newbie Freelancer. ALWAYS make it clear that you will require to know exactly all of what will be requested before accepting the contract, and ensure that you agree with the amount of what you are charging/being paid.
You'll be ripped off a lot if you refuse to do that.
