JUST
theguardian.com
Commies of the Guardian are first to fly.
just fuck my vagina up with your BBC
you mean SAC
I thought she was still on her year long feminism vacation?
the need for money changed her mind i guess
how do you earn a living by bitching against the patriarchy?
m-muh child stars
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But she'll probably profit comfortably on Beauty & The Beast cash?
She's way too old for Belle of course, maybe if she'd done it right when HP ended but now that she's in her post-JUST phase it's bad casting.
Go ask Anita tbh fam.
Daniel Radcliffe has done well and these were child actors that acted well into their teenage years.
Watson has had her career nosedive as she seems to be purely running on her reputation as having been a child actor rather than develop her career via 'acting'.
Like while Emma was doing talk shows and playing a couple side characters like the one in Noah, you had Radcliffe doing whatever odd thing seemed to come his way. Which helped kill off the idea he had this completely clean cut image that would stay with him from one movie to the next.
just once I'd like to see a movie that denounces the horrors of a left-wing regime
for instance, when Pinochet took over Chile the whole country was in ruins because the previous left wing president Salvador Allende had fucked up the whole economy so bad that people were basically dying of starvation
Horns was pretty fucking good, weird I never saw any ads for it anywhere.
i'd like to see a movie with the evil soviets for once
dan can actually act
emma is fucking wooden and terrible in everything she's in
first half of the movie was interesting, turns really boring later
fights near the end were just lazy
I think Emma was decent in the Harry Potter movies.
That she's wooden and terrible now seems a symptom of her desire to just be the pretty girl running around being a spokesman for feminism all the time. She could have taken the Daniel route and done some different plays along with more arthouse movies to just get experience, but instead she's going about as the pretty girl which will only work for a couple more years before people get tired of seeing her.
reminder that this cunt bought an ice cream truck
but he doesn't have a license to sell ice cream
so he just rides around the streats playing icecream van music, NOT selling ice cream
this man is a genius
he deserves a Nobel Prize for Trolling
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Hey if you got the money to follow your dreams. Might as well do them half way
What a faggot.
absolute madman
how hard can it be to get a license and a bit of ice cream to sell?
very hard when you're in Europe
to work in anything related to food, you need to take all kinds of courses in food safety and then get a dozen permits that each take a month to go through
Rocky IV?
BRAVO RON
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why even live
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Freshly processed food mybe. I know Europe has much higher standards in hygiene and food safety, but he could just sell cornettos or something out of a freezer if he wanted.
Child stardom. These people are set for life and it has completely ruined them.
u wot m9
he's a nazi now
I know this is hard to understand, but movies aren't real. After all, how can movies be real if our eyes aren't real?
well i still don't see a fedora in sight
That's the beauty of it. He could, but he doesn't. Because fuck children.
I dunno, Rupert and Daniel seem to have actually done alright with their careers, and particularly in the case of Daniel have worked very hard to do well in acting. Emma on the other hand does exactly jack squat while parading around the globe as a spokeswoman for feminism in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.
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speaking of absolute madmen
That man is a fucking genius.
Funny, from what I hear, the Amazing Atheist starred in a play called "Banana Fondler".
v a l u e s
Plus Belle was supposed to be kind of naive and innocent, and despite being judged a lot, was off in her own world too much to care. Hermione here is up her own arse with the horrible oppression she, as rich, attractive, famous, white woman must undergo.
Belle wanted to find something bigger in life. Hermione wants it on a plate.
When the beast (men) tried his best to improve for Belle, she acknowledged it. When men (animals) try to improve for Hermione, it's never enough.
You might think, sure Hermione may be a bitch, unlike Belle, but isn't that what acting is for? At this juncture, i would point out that Hermione cannot into acting. If she wasn't such a semen demon she'd be even less famous than the fish-lipped dude that played Ron.
Why are they still making harry potter movies this shit is getting dark
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He did more than fondle that banana
i wish emma had decided to wear the same outfit everyday
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i'd still hit her tbqh
And I point out that you cannot into grammar. Retard.
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I hope she gets thrown out of a heli
and how!
Well done, Emma, well done.
HOWEVER
What's next? Needing a license to watch t.v?
Don't give them ideas user.
Where is the banana
why did he record this for all his youtube fans to see, i wonder
I wish the expendables was better.
There's this scene, I think it's the opening scene of the second movie where they start blasting shit with heavily armored and modified vehicles, there was so much potential in that but it just doesn't deliver much.
Doesn't he suffer from cluster headaches? The shit they say is the absolutely most painful experience a human can experience and live through?
Did someone says Horns?
Whore.
well no shit sherlock, she's a hollywood actress of course she's a whore
Jesus look at daniel's face, completely snapped.
he looks like the kind of man happy he is hitting that
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fuck, i just had the movie spoiled for me
oh well lol, i kind of had a feeling something like that would happen
i thought he had actually bought ice cream, but had to give it away for free since he didn't have the license
I don;t even see a dick.
ikr, it's more like a man clitty
Which is funny because I remember people saying he was the worst actor in Harry Potter. He seems to be doing alright so fair play. Hows Grint doing?
Did someone say "fuck children"?
>>>/reddit/
He had sex with a horse?
It's Britain lad. They do worse than horses.
they also fuck British women
What the fuck. That is literally just the Latin word for horse.
british """women"""
daily reminder that this is a 10/10 in britain
*╔╩VOMIT╦╠*
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Here is the infamous scene from Equus.
That horse literally lasted 13 seconds.
I can't remember where I saw it but a guy did this exact same thing, but the horse cock punctured his intestinal lining and he died.
What a way to go to Hell.
Grint is doing aight.
That's the same person.
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Someone post the pictures of that creepy old guy grabbing her from behind on the sidewalk and she doesn't even flinch of budge. You know the ones. Her handler looks awfully suspicious.
This guy is great. He knows he is fucking with people constantly, but he just doesn't give a shit. He cruises through neighborhoods slow playing the ice cream song and when the kids run up he probably speeds off. That is some next level dickishness.
You know, I think I can understand why he thinks God doesn't exist now.
Yeah, but God forsaking degenerate freaks isn't the same thing as God not existing. I mean, most niggers dads forsook them, it doesn't mean that niggers are immaculately conceived.
And now I've made my prerequisite Holla Forums on Holla Forums post for the day. Thank you.
I really wanted to like it, but you have to realize these guys are way passed their prime. The opening scene in Expendables 2 is great. Pure action nonsense in that classic mid 80s to mid 90s way. So over the top and ridiculous it is perfect. But then everything has to slow down and have pacing because it completely breaks immersion to see these senior citizens doing this shit all the time. If they had made this series in the late 90s it would have gone down as one of the greatest if not the greatest action movie ever made.
They could have tightened up the first one by having Dolph in the crew a little bit longer before he gets kicked out. Hanging some pirates isn't a real reason to get kicked out of a merc group, and at that point his character isn't well developed enough for his sudden change of heart and complete hard on for the rest of the crew to make sense.
The Statham reationshit in the first movie could have been toned down. The cast was too big to focus on one cats problems. If they had dealt with it as a bunch of guys sitting around complaining about relationshit and maybe have a scene where the girl he had been talking about shows up at a bar with the guy she was fucking and he beats the shit out of him and his crew it would have made more sense. The movie is supposed to be about the camaraderie of this group of hard knit dudes that only really have each other to rely upon. They really didn't show that very well.
The second movie was shit. The azn scientist was so out of place and fucked everything up. The cracky getting knifed by Van Dam suffered the same problem Dolph had in the first film in that we didn't get to know him well enough to care. There was no need for them to get personal with this shit. These are supposed to be seasoned as fuck dudes that would follow their mission through no matter what. You could have replaced the scientist with some weedy looking nerd to serve as a counterpoint to the masculinity of the rest of the crew. Sort of show the numale type in a real world situation losing their shit and causing problems. He could have driven the plot by explaining what the mcguffin would do and as his character develops he could man up and at the end of the flick show some balls.
He probably wasn't a degenerate freak when he was born. But that penis sure as shit would make him hate God enough to devote his life to trying to get others to stop believing in him.
I didn't watch it because I don't want to be disgusted. Is his dick really tiny?
Anita actually thought ahead and conned retards into paying her kickstarter bux. She's a fucking worthless whore, but she actually knows how to get stupid faggots to think she deserves money.
Meanwhile, Emma just does what your average tumblrtard does and prances around all day queefing about how mean and evil the patriarchy is because she's desperate for the attention that she had when she was involved with Harry Pozzer.
Micro
Literally smaller than your pinky finger.
I knew there was a reason I didn't hate that ginger fuck as much as the rest of the cast.
Lol, I'm a manlet, but my dick is big, and I believe in God. There must be a correlation between micropeen and godlessness. Someone needs to fund this important scientific study and send it to Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron.
Sounds to me like you should have more reason than him to hate god tbh
Nope.
Everyone you love can't even see you.
I think there are surgeries you can get to increase the size of your dick.
A manlet will always be a manlet. Haven't you learned this by now?
Sorry but manlet bullying doesn't work on manlets with large dongs. We're immune. Waste your time if you want though, I like bantz.
You're immune because everything anybody says goes way over your head.
I wanted to laugh, but your joke came up a little short.
No it reaches my head. You're just thinking of the wrong head.
Fug
Lame comeback.
I bet you're cut too.
You saying horses didn't fondle other horses?
It wasn't half bad, but really it didn't measure up.
So basically:
That's because you're supposed to measure down. It hangs real real low, you see.
You're right, it's easier to measure down when you're microscopic.
You misunderstand, they're measuring down from the Hubble telescope.
That's a microscope lens you're gazing up at you silly midget.
I can understand with your vertical challenge why a microscope might seem like it's in space. :^)
You're reverting to your previous bantz, c'mon you have to think of something new otherwise it just becomes circular.
Okay that one's pretty doog. Lol, time is relative to space tho, what to you is a point in space is really infinitely expanding dong.
It was already circular.
Manlet banter is normally very diminutive.
The word you're looking for is "derivative", but I understand your semantical lexicon is as small as your dick.
No, diminutive was the right word.
I can understand why you have a pint-sized vocabulary though.
Gee guys, the verbal quips are really starting to come up short
Fuck you Carlos, manlets can't make fun of manlets.
He's not a manlet, he's just a kid.
No, he's a full grown Mexican.
He's only stuck in elementary school because like all Mexicans he's retarded.
Migraines. So painful you hallucinate, and the only reliable treatment is strong painkillers.
Return-to-sender bantz is low-brow bantz. I'm seriously questioning whether or not you're a even big guy.
I'm going to predict Emma Watson will be on Facial Abuse within the next five years.
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Horns was a very underrated movie. Infinitely more nuanced than the pile of shit it was based off of. Alexandre Aja figured out a way to distill Joe Hill's (Stephen King's son) rambling, incoherent autism into a pretty amazing tale of revenge and redemption.
dude if you were a lesbina i would split your pussy open you'd be setting there with your leasbian gf and you would literally come over in fron t over her and sit on my fat white nationalist cock. she would not be a lesbian for me ever, dude. i turn lesbians straight on my fat coock and make them idle for procreation like god intended. fuck lebians s i am so hot they cnt resist take thier shoes off and sit okn my hug-e cock
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He bought an ice cream truck with his HP money and drives around giving kids free icecream.
i'm guessing it's gonna be around 2021 that we're gonna see the first victim come forward followed by others
that's the great thing about freedom: if you don't want to buy ice cream from a nigger, you don't have to
government-mandated regulations do nothing but hinder the creation of wealth
I like Radcliffe as an actor, Watson is just coasting on Harry Potter and the fact that most heterosexual males want to pin her down and sire a brood of bastards upon her.
The thing is beauty fades in time and all she will be remembered as is a mediocre actress who acted as an activist for two mutually exclusive positions: Feminism the right of women to be treated as equals and Islam the total submission to allah whom decree's that women are less than men. I suppose that's why they call the school she attended "Brown" because they pack their students skulls full of a brown substance.
Sure is pretty though, for now.
Any American movie from the 60-70-80?
fucking leftists
based Emma making the wage gap real
I'm jelly
Is a normal average one, but compared with the rest of the body seems big. Same effect you get when a small handed grill jerk you off
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Yes.
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yes, you're right, there were quite a few during the cold war, though i was thinking of a ww2 setting, or even just during stalin's reign
stalin did far more kills than hitler, and yet he doesn't nearly get as much bashing by movies
Her whole career is based on being a cocktease to basement lads. She'll probably coast a while after 30 like Scarjo and Jlaw but by 40 she'll be pretty washed up, will start doing desperate shit like show her saggy tits all the time
It sounds like Rubert is living the dream, fuck I am jelly of that ginger cunt.
There aren't, also it wouldn't help you anyway; it's not like you'll ever get your dick in a pussy.
If there were legitimate surgeries to make your microdick bigger, people have little Hancocks wouldn't be such a joke, and jelqing wouldn't be a thing.
Wow that user was right. Emma does porn when?
Sinead O'Connor just won't let it go will she?
I know which ones you're talking about and I wish I saved them. I didn't know what I was looking at until later. She's definitely owned and controlled.
If I had tons of money in the bank that's what I will do all day, troll kids by driving an empty ice cream van.
Or giving away free spinach flavored popsicles.
There actually are but they pretty much remove all feeling from your dick.
They don't make your dick bigger, they just burst the blood vessels in your dick. It's basically the same effect as what happens when you take viagra and stay erect for more than four hours.
This is better than fucking harry potter movies.
How about the play?
Dead ringer
Sounds like a Holla Forums worthy film.
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hi newfag
Will anyone consider hiring her at this point for anything besides an extra? Sure she as heck aint a box office draw
defense against the dark arts
So apparently seven people saw her movie. Has anything performed worse? Will she not be in movies anymore?
She still has the Bauty and the Beast coming up.
Depending on how that one goes she might either snap completly and become the SJW incarnated, or get a bit more relevant.
I hope she gets fat.
Such horrible casting. Belle looks almost matronly; nothing like a little boy.
Relevant woman actor? Who is improving over time? Woman who is improving over time?
she's playing the Beast though
You pay taxes to watch tv.
Holy shit
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thx i'll watch that
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ftfy
Perfect.
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And to think, Canada just legalised bestiality…
what did he mean by this?
no seriously what does that mean
Mr. Hands could have lead a quiet life if he just lived another 20 years and moved to Toronto.
parody of this
Potter Bitch btfo
I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just posting one word with the letters all capitalized? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.
Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience… and here you are, making the exact same thread, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little chimp who always tried too hard.
That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.
I am very educated now.
Calm down Emma.
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