This is why movies suck these days

THAT'S PRETTY SHIT

kys fam

Yeah, more or less. Yes, it was clickbait but it was entertaining. I don't like being lectured to while I'm being entertained.

What happened?
I have no idea.
. . .
I never went out with a freshman. Not even when I was a freshman.
Me either.
You were pretty crazy. I was?
Yeah. You know what I like best?
My clean, close shave?
No. Waking up in your arms.

Source?

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