Oh and the entire town has burned down three time but for some reason the families that form the center of the town insist on rebuilding it in the exact same formation every time, and if someone tries to break out and sell their land to someone else who wants to build something different they lose their shit and scream for that person to be arrested and hung.
Also the population was only around 2500 when I left but almost the entirety was masons or elks and they had a friendly little competition that would happen every cranberry day where they would give out loads of candy to kids, but the side that managed to find and bring the most unbaptized children to city hall before noon would be declared the Pontiffs of the parish and would be in charge of ceremonial shit in town for the year.
Juan Scott
Alright you got my attention.
Isaiah Gray
What did he mean by this?
Evan Clark
What is there to say? Richard Lindsey was a pedophile that molested the fuck out of his daughter and her friends. Most of the town knew this but for some reason let it go. His daughter ended up getting raped on a daily basis by pretty much everyone including on one occasion Timothy Zahn's loser low rent son Corwin while his only friend got triggered and ran away to the mudding field to hide and try to make sense of what she said while she was getting raped and looking at him.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Wait, it lost the Vortex? Damn, and I wanted to visit there next year.
man, this is just too good, user. What other dirty stuff you got on Zahn?
David Jenkins
Zahn doesn't have shit to be honest. He was an outsider and never really got completely corrupted by Bandon when I lived there. Mind you it has been 16 years since I have lived there and in that time Anna Zahn has gone from looking like Mara Jade when I left to the troll she is now. Who knows how that perverted place has affected his brain.
And yes the vortex has drifted since Tupper rock was destroyed. It is moving towards Bandon a a frankly alarming rate.
Angel Rogers
So there was no reason for her to think you had promised her anything? Maybe she was just babbling whatever she thought would get you to help her.
James Reyes
I don't know. My grandpapa took me to a mason meeting when I was nine and every memory after that until I left bandon is hazy.
BUT HEY! on the plus side I beat up two homeless people outside who were trying to break into my neighbors' car when I went to grab a cigarette about an hour ago and I am still riding high on the fumes of that.
Plus whiskey
And shitpostin on Holla Forums
And the neighbor whore doing a freebe sucking my dick because I had an erection over some touhou pic I saw that lasted half a day and I was afraid my dong might drop off if it didn't go soft which was reason enough for her, but I think the real reason was that I have been taking her son on my daily runs and teaching him to fight between trading third gen pokemons with him,
tbh tonight is a pretty bawler night for me
Jaxson Sanchez
Jee-sus
Gavin Perry
I truly believe they cast that weird looking fuck and wrote him as a whiny child specifically so no one can root for the ebil empire. OT had Vader, one of the coolest looking villains in cinema history. He was capable and a badass. Enter the new trilogy, where we can't have people look up to the white villains anymore.
That or he will have a redemption arc and resist Snoke and come to the Light side.
