Dude, just don't watch stuff you won't like. I don't care if someone else wants to make the TV equivalent of liquid shit for others that like to consume said shit. Just don't partake. Did you faggots never learn to be the least bit elitist?
If Brendan had stuck with his black gf, he wouldn't be trying to unfuck his shit today
Bentley Taylor
Elijah Bennett
My child, you come to me my son. For who now is your father if not me? I am the wellspring from which you flow. When I am gone you will have never been. What would your world be without me? My son
My son
Benjamin Torres
Face it, VR is the best chance you have short of waifubots of actually having sex with anything other than your tenga.
Cameron Brown
who could have guessed?
Angel Miller
tengas are literally the iMac of onaholes
even more plebeian than a fleshlight
Nathan Adams
I wouldn't know, tbh fam. I use my hands because of habit. I never even found the need for lotion. I'm like Hanzo the motherfucking Razor.
Levi Lee
it's normal not to need lotion unless your penis is mutilated in some way
Evan Phillips
Statistically, most serial killers are dry guys.
Jonathan Morris
My dick got the jew-treatment and I don't need lotion, lube or anything.
Liam Morales
different strokes for different folks?