ITT: post a reboot/remake that wasn't complete dog shit

I can confirm this from a certain thread

You have no idea, do you?

No, he does. It is just your typical Holla Forumsedditor trying to sow disunity where ever he may be. They are a cancerous bunch the lot of them. They use deliberate misinformation while masquerading as one of us in an attempt to push their ideology.

For those of you who are interested here is the red pill on exactly who is and the Teenbro cabal he works for.

I am constantly amazed and amused at the elaborate conspiracies Holla Forumsacks will find in low effort shitposting. Never change Holla Forums.

i cant even tell if this shit is ironic or what. i occasionally join in on mocking Holla Forums, turns out they have this whole "conspiracy" theory?

has to be a joke. just has to be.

It's millennial neo-liberal anti-culture. Anyone who disagrees with you is a "shill" and therefore less than human. Everyone is out to get you, to bully you, you're always the victim. Everyone is always attacking you, you are always "on defense",which makes you completely innocent. Their beliefs are insane, yours are 100% correct.
Any similarities to SJWs are pure coincidence, go- oops I mean "consumer".

Fuck off.

I know it's already been posted, by Carpenter's version of The Thing was fucking great. In my opinion it's the perfect example of a legitimately flawless horror film.

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