WE WUZ COWPOKES AN' SHEEEEEIT

yeah sure

Stephen King tried to sell us on a haunted dry cleaner and used car. Wrote a short story sucking off a school shooter and had another short story about evil lawn care services who piss on your yard and murder you.

He wad pissy about Kubrik's version of The Shining and directed his own. It was about as scary as The Haunted Mansion ride.

And in this story they beat an evil train by telling it bad jokes.

King is a hack who got lucky with Kubrik handling his work and Currey playong Pennywise. The only good thing about it.

It had some redeeming qualities. I enjoyed it too, but I've seen Wild Wild West when I was 12 or so, and was obsessed with Salma Hayek.

Best thing that king made was his son, who is a better writer than either of his parents. Additionally, comic book version of The Dark Tower is superior.

my favorite part is the rant artemis goes on after they fall into the muddy canyon

At least in my day we didn't have cucks, feminists and millenial goony beard men fucking my shit up.

I had a great time, enjoy your suffering faggot.

Did he just get finished raping her?