Cloverfield Lane

I was thinking of watching this tomorrow since I enjoyed the original movie.

Is it any good?
Did JewJew rape it?

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Think of it as the movie version of LOST

But everything is set in the fucking hatch for 95% of the movie.

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it's not really a sequel apparently, it's more of a spiritual successor aaccording to an interview i read. i havent seen it yet, not really going to unless its sitting in a redbox and im bored af

That was it, thats all thats interesting in my local cinema.
Rest is literal trash
Why do I even try?

Guess Ill just go pirate and finally watch Drive.

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tl;dr John Goodman is a psychopath but aliens invaded anyway

He was right about everything:the invasion, the gassing, the aliens. He was in the navy and had inside-knowledge and access to the satellite systems. He knew that things were fucked up, but he was prepared for everything, motherfucker even had ice-cream stored. He probably didn't even want to fuck her, just have her as his daughter, because his wife took his daughter from him. The only bad thing he did was saving that bitch, he should have left her die with the rest of the non-believers.

95% of the movie is good the ending is a shit

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What's next on JJ's list of franchises to ruin?

Just watched it. Gotta say I actually enjoyed it. John Goodman played the role well.

Wait, its a sequel to something?

What?

yea some sub-par found footage monster movie from 2008

Its a sequel to Cloverfield. Somehow.

How is this a sequel to cloverfield?
Has the world gone mad?

you have to watch a third movie which isn't out yet to find out how they're connected.

…You have to be kidding me…

ew.com/article/2016/02/25/cloverfield-jj-abrams-third-movie

that's my boy!

why do these two men look so similiar? Abrams is like a younger Speilgerb

it is a mystery

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Okay, how? I just watched this movie and its about aliens. Cloverfield was about some giant sea monster being disturbed and destroying New York.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jews have similar facial features, like hug hooknoses and feminine jawlines. The rest of their features are mixed up and resemble many other races. This is due to inbreeding.

huge*

And they always look like they're up to something

Great movie until 90 minutes in. Fantastic performance from John Goodman and a serious mystery that keeps you guessing (although I think they could have created more tension in terms of the bunker and the outside unknown) and then suddenly it's OH SHIT AYY LMAOOOANS HAHA WHAT ARE THE ODDS RUN MOTHERFUCKA LOOK AT HOW STOOPID THESE FUCKING AYY LMAOS ARE LOL

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lmao

What's fucking joke. Once she got out the hatch the movie went to shit.

it's only worth seeing because MEW is hot as fuck still. The woman doesn't age or something

It was okay I guess.

Apparently all the alien shit was tacked on as an afterthought, and it shows. From what I read on forums there originally was no alien shit, she escapes, turns out it was some chemical warfare shit, ending is her driving along looking at ruins of a city, credits.
Movie was dropped/in production hell until JarJar stepped in, attached aliens and the "Cloverfield" title (it was originally something generic like Cellar or soemthing).

Don't know if I liked the alien twist or not. The literally the only way I can say how I feel about the movie was 'it was okay I guess.'

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this is the ending when it was "The Cellar".

It can only be redeemed if the 3rd Cloverfield confirms that Cloverfield monster did fall down from space off Coney Island with the diseased parasite crawlers as a kind of 1st-wave bio shock weapon aimed at the trade capital of the planet.

If the monster wasn't an alien but a random cthulu shithead and aliens invade with perfect timing immediately after it's rampage having nothing to do with it or the parasite plague on everyone then it would be fucking dumb and make no sense

I would eat her poo.

the ayys didn't invade in the same universe a monster rekt New York in. "Cloverfield 3" is currently most likely to be something currently called "The God Particle" in which Earth seems to disappear. meanwhile a bunch of astronauts on a space station have to deal with hostile europeans.

think Fringe with the "red" and "blue" universes, I guess. one of them was Cloverfield, one was 10CL, and "The Cloverfield Particle" is, uh, Season 5?

Say what you like about Jews, they's DAMN GOOD storytellers.

That's why so many of them are in showbiz and why they all got you to believe the holohoax for so long.

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Abrams said the movie wasn't a sequel. They're not the same worlds. If there's a next one I expect a third narrative device apart from the "found footage" and "low budget film noir" of the first two, in a third separate universe that uses the same extremely long build up of tension and nearly unsatisfactory release.

JJ pretty much declared his fetish in ruined orgasm porn by making both of these movies.

it's a "blood relative" whatever that means (closest I can think of is how Prometheus had "some of the same DNA" or whatever of Alien, but that was still an Alien prequel unlike if someone referred to Species as a "blood relative" with some of Alien's "DNA")

and then the guy who actually directed 10CL said it was the same universe but not the same timeline, which doesn't make sense unless the third one involves time travel (somehow they prevent the New York incident, but cause the alien invasion?).

but they're probably just making this up as they go along in order to justify slapping the Cloverfield title on an unrelated movie, and whatever the third movie ends up being, it'll be like somebody doing their homework the night before it's due.

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I know Abrams is a fan of Stephen King's Dark Tower series, it sounds a bit like they're trying to shove a round hole into a square peg to make it look like they planned it all from the beginning.

i really liked this movie. i even liked the goofy twist at the end.

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John Goodman did nothing wrong.

oh fuck

this isn't going to be dubbed is it