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The only boy Dumbledore didn't rape was Harry and that's only because wizards don't have viagra. I guarantee you Voldemort went nuts because he was molested by that disgusting mugglelover.

do you really need millions of dollars in studio money (which is different from real money) to jerk your little pickle?

Fred and George have a map that displays the name of anyone in the castle and they never notice that Peter Pettigrew is in the building

Which is kind of weird because Dumbledore's whole plan hinged on Harry being willing to die.

What better way to make someone want to kill himself than ravage his anus?

Or living with them at home!

that just means they werent paying attn to it, which is why in the movies they gave it to hgarry

"i solemnly swear that i am up to no good"

this is a very compelling argument

Any idea what it was called? I'm curious.

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it was a stupid jew game that billed by the hour, but it was the most fun i have ever had playing a game in my life