HUFFLEPUFF

Paul Atreides could kill Ramsay Bolton while tied down and being flayed, with just his voice.

Just huff and puff and hang out with bros while learning magic.

DUDE WAND LMAO

Major in herbology if you know what I mean.
*wink* *nudge*

Harry potter had so many options to get laid and was so oblivious to women, is he gay?

Everyone can do fucking magic but no one even uses it for anything interesting.

A whole school house dedicated to the villains.

FITY

I had a dream like that post.

Learned I could use magic, but too old to go into such a school so learned on my own, then ended up gunning down flying dark wizards with a M-4 with enchanted homing bullets.

There was some other shit in there too, I forget all the details, but it was awesome.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that? I'm surprised there's not millions of bastard half wizard children from years of wizards love potioning random chicks for a one night stand.

Yes, he obviously enjoyed being raped in Order of the Phoenix.

Wizards can summon a spell without saying words.

Yeah, Hufflepuff is best house.

lol

It depends on the spell, and not enunciating the spell's name greatly diminishes the effects of it.

The movie's cheated by never explaining why after a certain movie all the wizards switched to shooting lasers out their wands and only seemingly spoke the name of the spell for dramatic effect.

Jew Kike Rowling BTFO

They do seem like the chillest guy around.

Then it comes down to what travels faster: a magic spell, or a hail of bullets.

Magic can slow down time, of course magic is faster than bullits.

dude why my shit not showing up

it's so dense it sunk right to the bottom instead of floating around in the bowl

Imagine a Barrett M107 with .50 calibre armour-piercing (tungsten core) explosive incendiary round Raufoss Mk 211. The world record is 6 shots in one second (Jerry Miculek), the muzzle velocity is 853 m/s, and the effective range 1829 m – the maximum range 6812 m.

- mythbusterstheexhibition.com/science-content/dodge-a-bullet/

I don’t know if anyone have calculated the speed of spells in the Potter universe (books or films), but they seem to me to have about the same speed as a blaster bolt in Star Wars. Even if some spells travel faster than others, I think they would need someone to give them cover by casting protective spells while they focus on attcking.

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velocity is a measure of distance divided by time.

magic spells can manipulate time, therefore can slow bullets. a bullet not moving is just a stationary ball of metal

MAGICKED

You didn't do very well in physics, did you?

what does this mean by this?

meters = distance
second = time

meters per second (m/s) = distance divided by time

And velocity is the rate of change in position with respect to a frame of reference.

the vector component when a bullet is stopped does not exist, good sir, therefore needs no representation

and the choice of the word "velocity" is not mine, it is a common word derived from "muzzle velocity"

i would have used the scalar "speed" if i had known i would be berated by a smug anime girl

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Also it doesn't matter anyway, Dumbledore had a hard time stopping a few hundred shards of glass travelling at a few metres per second, no normal wizard has any chance in hell of stopping a bullet. Not to mention they've never been shown to have the superhuman reaction times needed.

No wizard has been shown stopping time at a whim, either.

There's no way to get a gun into england though let alone past platform 9 3/4

What makes you think they are able to detect weapons when going through Platform 9¾? Most witches and wizards don't even know what a handgun is, or what it looks like.

How many rapes do you reckon happen every week at Hogwarts? Everyone has the means to silence and paralyse anyone, and there are plenty of places to hide in the castle where nobody will find you.

Both male and female really, since spells give equal opportunities for that.

I wonder what the spell is to force a boner

Not to mention you could just take some Polyjuice Potion and turn into someone else at will, and use spells that can remove someone's memories of it ever happened.

You really think the scalar/vector error was the only thing wrong with your definition and subsequent back pedaling posts? Even saying "speed is distance divided by time" is wrong, and trying to hide behind "but that's the units, i was talking about units" is missing the fundamental concept of speed in hopes of covering your ass for being retarded. And just in case you still want to try and cover your ass for being retarded by saying "my definition infers that actual definition", the way you worded it reads as "distance (traveled) divided by time (elapsed)", which would be the average speed in a time frame and not what speed actually is.

Why are you here shitting up Holla Forums? Is there nothing good to piss on over at Holla Forums?

Full Dunning–Kruger effect right here. Nobody gives a shit about your autistic rage, everyone understands that he means a distance travelled over span of a second (or other time unit), please stop thinking you know everything because you've watched an anime or show that used what you think is technical jargon a few times.

t. someone who took a master in engineering and works with this kind of shit daily.

And you fuck off back to Reddit please.

Holla Forums was shit to begin with, mate.

Yes, at once m'lady!

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You got it wrong too, and used a normalfag meme in the same post as telling someone to "fuck off to reddit". Somehow I doubt you have that "master degree in engineering", seeing as how you fucked up baby tier physics and no one ever actually says "master in engineering" on its own. Anyone who is studying or has studied would mention the branch of engineering, at least a broad branch out of shear habit if nothing else. Mechanical, aerospace, nuclear, chemical, material/textile, electrical, and heck I'm feeling generous, even civil engineering counts. "I have a master in engineering and works with this kind of shit daily" doesn't sound like someone with a master's degree in an engineering field.

this is the little faggot on the playground who is so insufferable, he makes everyone else leave the sandbox

Don't worry user you aren't the only one who thinks he knows everything because he finished high school, there's a tonne of you people around. I'm sure you're all the rage at your McJob with your nigger coworkers.

By all means do tell me how velocity is not a measure of distance over a unit of time. Then also explain to me why you measure it in distance/time if it is not. If you intend to nitpick quoting more advanced physics from a wikipedia article you just found, please tell me again how they are pertinent to the situation at hand.

It is always funny watching anons pick fights over shit they don't really understand and snipe back and forth in between rushed scanning of search engine results.

Assuming you ignore the bullshit 'every kid is a dumb bully' actually written and go buy either higher quality fanfic or plain logic Slytherin are clearly best house with Ravenclaw a close second (clearly they'd have all the /tg/ shit going on).

sexstories.com/profile298315/Avatrek

This is what the Spellbook of Desires is about user.

I'm actually amazed that no children die during their stay at Hogwards, considering what a deathtrap the whole school is.

I mean, there's a fucking forest of death full of bloodthirsty monsters and a xenophobic, wizard hating tribe of centaurs, there's a basilisks in a secret chamber, poltergeists, trapped rooms and God knows what else.

And all this on top of the fact each student is armed with a lethal weapon if he so chooses to use it as such (even without invoking the murder spell), a potion class that can kill you in horrifying ways if you fuck it up (with a teacher that is shit at teaching), cursed job positions, etc.

And then there's the fact you learn fuckall significant. Where is the English language class? The math class? What about a history class that is worth anything?

No wonder the Jewish goblins run the show and everyone thinks Dumbledore is a hero. These children are being systematically turned into slavish drones to their leftist overlords, while being robbed of their history and culture, and all the while the government, in cahoots with secret societies, is busy flooding them with cultural aliens bent on destroying their traditions as an answer to the demographic crisis.

Cedric says hi

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He got killed outside school grounds by Wizard Hitler the 2nd.

And thank you for reminding me that they let underage children participate in a battle royale that features fighting dragons and having their loving ones abducted and put on the bottom of the lake full of man eating mermen.

Also, said lake features a gigantic squid, and the schoolgrounds even have a murdering tree.

If there are rape spells, I am pretty sure there are also contraception spells as well.

petrificus totalus and engorgio

I'd just like to start by saying how funny it is for people trying to mock how pretentious as silly someone is over entry level physics while still getting entry level physics wrong.

So, first, it's not "trivial semantics" pointing out that the difference is important when talking about scalars versus vectors. Absolute baby tier, no one should get it wrong, but here we are again. Distance is a scalar, time is a scalar, velocity is a vector. Making everyone wrong.

Second, again, velocity isn't "a measure of distance divided by time" which has been stated repeatedly until your post that magically is now changed to "a measure of distance 'over' a unit of time". You trying to change tracks to "but we were just talking about units, ignore the fact velocity was defined wrong constantly" here as well? Velocity is the rate of change in position of an object. You can measure the change in position using units of distance, you can measure the change in time, but that's not what was argued and that's not what velocity is. How is it pertinent here? The fact that people have been defining it wrong while trying to insist I'm the "loser with a mcjob, autist, faggot" while still being completely wrong. We go by your attempt to define it or anyone else's so far, it would make "a bullet slowed to a stop" still have a non zero speed at "the moment it stopped" because you retards have been defining average speed the entire time and calling it velocity. Basic physics, basic concepts, and you still get it wrong.

C'mon LOL guy, you could change your shitpost in something more appealing

IIRC it was consentual and they weren't really in danger.

that's what Dumbledore always says

I'm actually amazed nobody has sued Hogwarts into the ground.

why do people try to alleviate boredom by shot posting what they think is bants, and yet fail to realize that the reason they are perpetually bored is because they are so inept at actual, fun banter that they chase away anyone who might have played along?

Your entire argument is that velocity is a rate of change in position and therefore things such as m/s are an average speed. Which is purely semantics and nobody in the real world really cares. Engineering uses what you call "average speed" as velocity constantly, ever notice how muzzle VELOCITY is measured in m/s?

Also here's one: you say a distance over (by the way, over is commonly used as synonym to "divided by", but you wouldn't know) any measure of time is an average speed. Therefore velocity would have to be measured by distance over an infinitely small measure of time. Sadly, Planck time exists, which is the smallest time unit physically relevant, hence velocity would be measured by distance over 1 Planck time, care to guess what Planck time is measured it? Seconds. So it is still distance over time.

Actually not even sure what you're arguing about anymore, I don't think you have the basic understanding of physics and you're just going off about shit you heard on BBT.

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Violence solves everything.

aka he made me look like a twat with them fancy words, so I better punch him to show him who's boss
Spoken like a true nigger

He tried to muh dick a white girl, didn't he?

Must've been pretty serious too. If it was just a one time offence, Dumbledore would have covered his ass.

with cum

Now that I think about it Dumbledore must be using all those memory spells to make girls forget their cultural enrichment.

Guess she's gonna be surpised in nine months when she gives birth to a tarbaby then - unless Dumbledore takes care of that as well…

Pic related.

He'll say she's been blessed, magic has granted her immaculate conception of a new Chosen One.

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Luna is the best girl.

Why would he?

Those mocha miracles are the future of the Wizarding world.

JUST

She may look a little derpy, but she's still kinda hot

The Harry Potter movies are bizarre. The girls that are supposed to look hot (Ginny and Luna) are ugly, but the one that is supposed to look ugly (Hermione) is somewhat attractive.

And the Ginny actress is really fucking hideous. Was it that hard to find a good looking girl and paint her hair red? It's not like she has all that much screentime either.

I agree wholeheartedly with you when it comes to Ginny. That actress is bland at best, and certainly not what you’d call pretty.

I don’t find Hermione to be hot at all in the movies – she isn’t as bad as Ginny, but nowhere near the level people claim.

Luna looked pretty cute in the films. No one will be able to match Pansy in film PoA though. That was perfection.

She aged like fucking milk.

She went from soulless ratface to butterface.

Her face looks like someone punched her mouth in. I despair at the casting choices of Hollywood.

You'd have thought they'd have been able to find more attractive looking gingers, but no, let's pick little miss snotface.

Aw, man…
I guess we can assume she won't be starring in anything after HP, right?

They could've just picked a non-redhead and dyed her hair.

I remember being annoyed at that myself. Even if he's got a taste for the redheads there's got to be better options out there.

Lots of British actors get bit parts in TV dramas and cameos in direct-to-DVD films, so she'll probably be able to grab some of the crumbs that fall off the table.

There's plenty of those.

Most of these child actors will do fuckall after HP, and will likely fall into substance abuse because nothing they'll do in their lives from now will ever top those years.

The guy who played Goyle is actually an MMA fighter now, since he couldn't get any roles

Good for him, at least he's earning his own dosh and still providing some form of entertainment. Compare and contrast privileged yet oppressed Little Miss Feminist Emma Cunt-son.

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Her career is over. By the time she comes out of her sabbatical tantrum whatever embers of popularity and recognition will be left won't be enough to rekindle her career.

So my hat off to the dumb cunt for doing everyone a favor and fading into irrelevance.

Not only that, he's only 28 and already is raising two children with his partner. Literally biologically more successful than Watson or any of his other child actor colleagues.

She'll probably end up like that other Emma who goes by the surname of Thompson.

This is kind of the point of the series though. The wizards are such bell-ends that they don't give a second thought to technology. They still write with ink wells for fuck's sake. The wizarding world is rightly portrayed as backwards for being this way.

Yes, goyim, yes, what they need is more diversity, more immigrants from the muggle world. After all, pure blooded wizards are a dying breed, they need new blood, new ideas.

personalitylab.org/tests/bfi2_hogwarts.htm

Obviously don't fill out the datamining part at the end and post results faggots.

Nice try, Goldberg. We left the mudhuts and caves for a reason.

Fug.

Master race coming through. Mudbloods need not apply.

I sure am surprised I tell ya.

Everything went better than expected…

Nerds.

All these people with definitive scores.

Slytherin bully!

Do they expel you for that? Or harvest your life force to imbue into magical artifacts?

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I'm guessing the sorting hat would just bump me over into whatever house I preferred at that point, since Harry whined his way into Gryffindor after being sorted into Slytherin.

That or the hat turns into the electric chair and removes my indecisive ass from the school.

Maybe you could become Hagrid's helper.
You could live with him in his hut.

Out of the way normalfag fucking shits

heh

Niggers.

And you a puff. It's like you were made to be bullied.

Why weren't Ron and Hermoine placed in Hufflepoof and Ravenclaw? That would have made so much more sense.

Because then Harry wouldn't have had anyone dumb enough to be his friend.

This is accurate, especially after his autistic tantrum early in book 5 because he wasn't feeling special enough.

What does this mean?!?!?!

Because of shitty writing.

Anything over 35 for Hufflepuff makes you a faggot so it means you're a faggot.

A hero doesn't use the power of the voice to murder his Emperor and usurp his throne.

No, more like
that kid that kept saying blatantly retarded shit until he got hit for being annoying as shit

Welp.

Does any body have that pic about why Lord Voldemort did nothing wrong and the future that took place after the Harry Potter movies were everything went wrong?

Gif unrelated

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Polyjuice potions take a month or more to make. That's a lot of effort just to rape someone.

Somehow this happened.

He made a better emperor then the fool before him.

You seriously underestimate the desire to fuck of the average 13-17 year old male.

Just brew up a love potion, man.

But for all that effort, you might as well go to Diagon Alley and buy a love potion. Unless you want to be the little girl, in which case, a polyjuice potion is better.

That's actually pretty nice, even if what says is true.

What the shit?
Fuck your gay test anyway.

Why is gender flipped Draco Malfoy so bangable? I don't even LIKE blondes!

Noice.

Tfw no one will ever do genderbent spinoffs let alone done well…

To be fair I would be against them too, only because muggles are master race, wizards while yes they have magic they have been proven to be dumb as shit and could be easily killed off by the muggles who have superior weaponry.

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I'd say so

Ron's not fucking loyal

Well, what do you expect from a literal wizard?

Is it ever explained if and how the wizards use the Internet? Or do they have their own version of "wizards only darknet" inaccessible to muggles? Do they have imageboards?

They have a fucking steam locomotive and a early model vw beetle as the only forms of technology

i seriously doubt there are any enchanted computer machines.

Do they have their own version of VR porn?

Because who wouldn't want to bone a tsundere pureblood girl? Just imagine it.

What about the muggles that enrolled into Hogwarts? Wouldn´t they know how to operate such technology?

I wouldn´t be surprised if golems and homonculi were shaped and used for erotic purposes.

Hogwarts has had an IT guy since february

thesetupwizard.tumblr.com

Sorta… They've got the Room of Requirement - which turns into whatever room you want - you have to bring your own pussy though, but with all the potions you could brew or buy, that shouldn't be a problem

Everyone knows mudbloods would be a better fuck. Purebloods would probably be stuck up and frigid in bed.

Most purebloods seem to be batshit insane, and you know what they say about crazy chicks.

Some of them seem a little too insane though - imagine what kinky shit Bellatrix must be into.

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I guess that a toothbrush would be considered a "stupid muggle invention" by some old wizard houses.

Hermione used magic to fix her buck teeth in one of the books, if they wanted pearly white, perfect teeth they'd probably just use a spell.

I thought that was just her being British

Well who would have thought

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Does she have hairy armpits or am I just imagining it?

She has hairy everything.

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of course, she's a jew

What are the chances her pussy is just as disgusting as her teeth?

This made me realize that Emma Watson was the perfect cast for Hermione.

Here is this sanctimonious suffragette fighting to "liberate" elves from their bondage (despite being told by said elves they don't want to be "free") while hundreds of wizards are rotting in jail under appalling conditions.

But I guess that is okay because they're Nazis and deserve it.

*ywn

tell me, would it be better if two mudbloods fucked and had kids, or a mudblood and a pure blood?

It's a real shame we never saw a muggle-wizard war in the books, just imagine Hogwarts getting hit by an air strike or trolls going against tanks, mechanised infantry taking over the hidden streets… It would have been glorious.

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Don't forget that they were constantly tormented by dementors and some of them executed by having their soul sucked out.

Just go watch that Gate anime, or play Spellcross.

It's quite heartwarming to see how happy he looks in there in the first pic. Glad to see he's doing well enough for himself, unlike his co-stars.

The only stars of the movie were Radcliffe and Watson. Watson went batshit insane and I have no clue what he's doing.

Ron have pop out a couple of shit lame movies and now is trying hard to get int theater
Malfoy have had two movies as a guest star but otherwise who knows

I thought Ron drove around in an ice cream truck picking up kiddies.

I think Radcliffe's career would have gone better if he wasn't a midget.

He's too picky. He's gotten plenty of offers to star in shit, but he picks roles like Equus on broadway instead because he's a pretentious british faggot who thinks he's the next Patrick Stewart

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Most of Hollywood are manlets.

Loyalty is just one of those virtues you attribute to people you have nothing else nice to say about.

I know but he's remarkably tiny so that not even platform boots or whatever tricks Hollywood dwarfs use is enough for him to pass as a normal sized man.

No it isn't, it really do mean something.

They'd know how to use it, but modern technology doesn't work at Hogwarts except shit that's been fiddled with and made to work with magic, like the trains. But if Ron's dad can get a car to turn invisible and have a mind of its own, some mudblood could probably create magic imageboards.

Purebloods would be like fish in bed at first, but get better with time.
Unless you just happened on the pureblood girl whose family specialized in lewd magic techniques, then it'd be a different story.

It's a consolation prize. You may not be courageous, or smart, or ambitious, or creative, but hey, at least you're loyal.

I never understood the House and point system at Hogwarts. It's like the gay kike wants the student body to be divided and at each other's throats.

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It's a holdover from when schooling meant something. Military and boarding schools still use similar systems.

Never stick your dick in crazy user.

britbongs are retarded

All wrong , play the canon videogames, it's to determine who get's to visit the bertie bott's bean room.

It would be pointless because realistically muggles should fucking curbstomp those bathrobe wearing fags.

After doing a few minor films that turned out to be shite, it looks like he is taking after Watson, and wants to fight for social justice.
- archive.is/QYRXP

Rupert was pretty decent in 'Into the White'

I often forget that just because they are paid more than me these people are in no way smart.

sounds kinky

Oh god these fucking twin redheads
Dibs, both of them

I’d do it.
Maybe a ‘choose your own adventure’ story?

what purpose could that ever actually serve?

i mean there are pretty much equal roles for male and female in the potter movies. swapping genders would serve no purpose

I’m not saying it would serve some great purpose, or indeed any purpose at all other than being for entertainment.
It might, however, give a new spin on the done-to-death story since the character dynamics would change.

that's an interesting assertion

how would they change - and i did not read the books, i only watched the movies.

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Well, if we attempt to be realistic when it comes to differences between genders, I think the differences would be quite clear. For example, a rivalry between a female Draco and a female Harry would probably take a less direct approach and be less about duels and outright offensive, and more cloak and dagger and backstabbing and spreading rumors.

I’ve read all the books, but I haven’t seen the last two films yet. If I wrote a story it would probably combine elements from the books, films and video games.

Never say never, mate….

that is like the exact opposite of a tale i want to watch

not the cloak and dagger part, i fully enjoy a good politicval thriller set in scifi like every novel about house kurita in the battletech universe

i have no interest in a periody hermione going postal on a clueless ron and harry - none whatsoever

That's fine. The written medium doesn't need illiterates and fools.

Backstabbing and politicking is great shit.

I hate JK Rowling

This is making my penis twitch. Please give some recommendations.

A political/intrigue story set in a magical school full of wizards and witches would actually be pretty awesome to read about, especially if the protagonist wasn't the usual clueless tard and was scheming with the best of them.

No prophecies, no dark lords, no ancient evil, just a bunch of aristocracy kids taking their family feuds to school.

You know… I actually planned out a story that takes place post Second Wizarding War, with some of the less featured characters from the books uncovering a conspiracy where those suspected of being Death Eaters, or children of Death Eaters would be targeted by those who lost someone in the war and wanted revenge. They would also uncover something along the lines of ‘affirmative action’ - the ministry had lowered the demands for accepting new students into Hogworts to allow more muggle-borns.

I’d like to see a mix of Game of Thrones & Harry Potter – that could actually be a fun combo.

I don't think you need any kind of qualification to go into Hogwarts beyond being a wizard/witch aged 11 and living in Britain.

Thematically, sure, but ASOIAF is shit specifically because all the main characters are fuckwits that never get proactive, and even when they do they do it in the dumbest way imaginable.

yeah i fucking said that

Well Rowling also claims that ravenclaws are backstabbing jews who'll fuck their housemates up so they look good. Really by any sane measure Slytherin is the only acceptable house, ambitious, successful, loyal to their housemates, oddles of connections to the old money who could resist?

In Neville’s case his grandmother and uncle didn’t think he was magical enough to be accepted because he didn’t show any signs of having magical abilities. Harry showed a lot of signs when he was young – hair growing back the day after it was cut, ending up on the school roof when he was chased by bullies, and making the glass panel at the zoo disappear. He could talk with snakes.

If the Ministry lowered the bar, so that children with barley any magical abilities would be accepted, that could spread when they grew up and had children of their own. If they had children with someone with strong magical abilities it might not be a problem, as the ability to use magic would be the dominant one to be passed on.

What are you on, mate?
What on earth makes you think a Slytherin (cunning, ambitious, resourceful) would be more loyal than a Ravenclaw (intelligent, witty, creative)?

I dunno, I don't think Harry Potter "genetics" work like that. You either are magical or you're not. There doesn't seem to be any grading to it that I could notice. If that were the case it would defeat the whole purpose of Harry Potter being leftist propaganda, since then the Death Eaters would be right, and eugenics would be a thing.

Then again, I didn't read the books.

Well I prefer the war stories, so do some tiny bit of research before you read a book you might hate that I would recommend -

Michael Stackpole Warrior trilogy:
Warrior: En Garde (August 1988)
Warrior: Riposte (October 1988)
Warrior: Coupé (April 1989)

Robert Thurston also has a very well done political intrigue trilogy,
Legend of the Lade Pheonix
Way of the Clans (August 1991)
Bloodname (October 1991)
Falcon Guard (December 1991)

these were my least favorite novels in my favorite series when i was about 19 or 20 years old, the political intrigue just never hit me as a good story - but half the world feels differently

Rowling claims on her website that Ravenclaws are notorious for sabotaging their housemate's homework and tests so that they look better in comparison and of course the only example of in-house bullying we see in the books is Ravenclaws fucking with Loonie because she makes them look bad.

Much obliged.

Has she written anything about Slytherins?
One would think that a house filled with cunning, ambitious and resourceful individuals would take every opportunity to get the upper hand on others, even their own house mates.

should be Legend of the Jade Pheonix

Slytherins, being viewed with scorn by the other Houses, tend to close ranks.

While they do fight amongst themselves to the outside they show a united front.

Slytherins are house-loyal so they support each other in their ambitions. I think Rowling says that in the books but she makes it more clear on her website.

I’m not claiming that is how it works in the canon. But if we look at it realistically, someone with two magical parents should be a better at magic than someone with only one magical parent, or just a distant ancestor.

I am basing this on the assumption that the magical genes would be the dominant ones to be passed down and cancel out the equivalent muggle genes that blocks them from using magic.

Sure, and it would be quite amusing to make a story where, gasp, the ebil Nazis were actually right and having all these mudbloods flood their society is destroying their culture and weakening their blood.

Hell, you could even go a step further and show that with the weakening of wizards goblins, centaurs, dementors, vampires et al are starting to grow bolder and more aggressive.

By all means, lay down whatever rules you see fit. Harry Potter is lacking many in that regard.

I mean, going by canon it seems wizards can just spam spells indefinitely, without getting tired or running out of "mana". The combat is also complete shit since it boils down to spamming shit at the opponent until he fucks up and gets hit.

REALY? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

all of them need a limiting concept

i played a game decades ago that had a concept called Ley, which translated to your ability to recharge mana

it was an awesome game

Well, Harry Potter doesn't have one. You can cast spells as long as you like.

The whole series of books is a good example of why worldbuilding is important, since Rowling just threw shit willy nilly as the plot demanded it.

there's a huge difference between a storyteller leaving some detail out for the audience to discover and not addressing a point at all.

This is why I prefer the kind of magic you find in LotR. Having wizards just casting colorful bolts of magic ad nauseum makes a great spectacle, but sounds kinda stupid.

Tell me about it. End of book 3 all anyone can think of to deal with prisoners is tie them up, beginning of book 4 stunner spells suddenly exist and become the primary good guy curse.

oh but then it gets worse! after that you have the death curse which is absolutely verboten

but seriously

problem solved

Why not stun your opponent (with Petrificus Totalus) and keep him like that indefinitely?
Is there a limit to how long they can stay stunned like that?

Lucius Malfoy nearly gets over a dozen kids killed out of spite but Dumbledore never thinks to tell anyone about it and lets him cozy up to the minister.

I've been here for at least three months and i say more by what i dont say

you idiots just double down every opportunity

if you think that i will ever publically acknowledge "nigger" you are very wrong

why are you so stupid?

Harry Potter in a nutshell. There's so many fucking plotholes and plain stupid things in there.

I've yet to find a book where I like how magic is handled. I'm still looking for one where magic is properly codified and has rules that everyone adheres to.

Which is all manner of stupid because there's plenty of others spells that can be used to a lethal effect.

And once again we come back to

well dumbledore is a homo who probably fucked snape as a young teenager

Fap abit, you massive homo.

*bait, fuck you firetires.

The only boy Dumbledore didn't rape was Harry and that's only because wizards don't have viagra. I guarantee you Voldemort went nuts because he was molested by that disgusting mugglelover.

do you really need millions of dollars in studio money (which is different from real money) to jerk your little pickle?

Fred and George have a map that displays the name of anyone in the castle and they never notice that Peter Pettigrew is in the building

Which is kind of weird because Dumbledore's whole plan hinged on Harry being willing to die.

What better way to make someone want to kill himself than ravage his anus?

Or living with them at home!

that just means they werent paying attn to it, which is why in the movies they gave it to hgarry

"i solemnly swear that i am up to no good"

this is a very compelling argument

Any idea what it was called? I'm curious.

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it was a stupid jew game that billed by the hour, but it was the most fun i have ever had playing a game in my life

The school I went to as a kid had a house system. It was supposed to motivate us to work harder, but no one gave a shit because you didn't actually win anything physical.

He should split his paycheck with every female extra on set.

filthy muggle

I bet you get the Best Goy Award.

the merit/demerit system is highly regarded

subjecting yourself to the rumor of such a thing by a brit author is pretty much shameful

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But a question still remains. Did Dumbledore pork Hagrid?

It's still pretty common in British schools to have a house system just nobody fucking cares. The only practical effect it has is who is in your registration classes (or whatever you fucking call them in your country) and who deals with shouting at you or family issues etc.

Who are the three characters at the bottom?

Not exactly. She did a great job tying the hundred of plots and characters. There are some plot-holes in the last book but that's it.

It's more to do with the idea behind those spells. Avada kedavra and cruciatus were specifically and purposely created to cause death and massive suffering to others. Wizards have a culture and limits too.

Because an instadeath spell is much more efficient?

Nevile, Ginny, and Luna.

….I think?

He showed him how to use his secret pink umbrella.

dude we're talking about rape, why the fuck would anyone want to rape a corpse - that's just morbid

Correct.

I feel like they would do shit like this often just to fuck with you.

stop it. firefly is dead. stop it

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It's fantasyland, might as well make my ride enjoyable.

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Samefag.

Furries must be all over the place in the wizard world, especially since wizards can transform into animals whenever they want.

That kind of setup won't last forever. Eventually, they'll want you to choose one of them, and the one you don't pick will hate you forever.

This

What would happen if you put something like troll snot, dragon scale, or something from a dementor in the Polyjuice Potion? Would you turn into a hybrid of a troll/dragon/dementor?

tell me about voldemort, why doesn't he have a nose

He's the anti-jew.

He is half snek

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I mean she was raised by muggles and all but does she even know what a bath is for?

Now that would be fun to see - Malfoy was way too lazy to come up with any good plans, or to do any scheming - Slytherins are supposed to be resourceful, clever and cunning, and I didn't see any of that really from Malfoy.

I imagine Malfina would be much more welcoming and friendlier to Harriet at the beginning when they first met, and lose her shit when Harriet turned her down to hang with the redhead and the mudblood.

The sorting hat says yer a goblin, Mr neutral.

Not if they're /cuckqueans/.

This.

lol no

But Hufflepuff was likely the least faggy faction in Hogwarts.