ITT - Characters Who Did Nothing Wrong

He like me. Smart, funny and nillhistic

I like Enders game alot, also the author REALLY hates fags so that's a plus.

Considering how godawful the human characters were he did us all a favor by slaughtering them.

After the first book they go to complete shit anyway. Ender ends up a pussy, his brother and sister take over the world through the power of internet memes and you have a spic midget as Ender's intellectual equal.

Yup.

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HARRISON FORD IS A KIKE HE DID LITERALLY EVERYTHING WRONG

THERE WAS A FUCKING ENDER'S GAME MOVIE AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW?????

It's terrible isn't it?

It was ok-ish. It did the thing where it tried to stay true to the book, but to make timing work they just cut out a huge chunk. In this case, it stayed fairly true until battleschool, then there is a MASSIVE time skip to the last fight.

Also, black woman casting replacement garbage. You can tell they did it strictly for tax purposes since they put her in the most inconsequential role possible.

I want to say it wasn't that good, but I wouldn't unsee it. If that makes sense.

You know it.

It's as good as it could be in film forum, Ender's game would be better suited to a T.V series especially if the combined the books that happen at the same time. It goes through the basics and nothing more. Harrison Ford really phones it in at times, and the actor who played Ender was mediocre at best. They really didn't go into Ender's siblings at all. I really wish Hollywood had the balls to add the Peter trapping and vivisecting squirrels scene.

Anything with mary-sue kids is trash.