Lefty Parliment

Okay lefties, I have a new game for us to play.

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Marxist-Socialist

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Anarchists

Here are your seats.

This will be the only game we CAN play when the Cultural Marxist outlaw video games.

Democracy truly is a joke.

National Bolsheviks party
Also nice Satan trips. Checked

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Ask and ye shall receive

United Socialist Front of Judea

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Marxist-Leninist (non-Revisionist)

Red, obviously.

Nazbol gang

Wrong image

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Anarachist

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Judea's united socialist front

Thus far this is how we look

judea
gang

(that means jesus, dunnit?)

Leninist

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Marxist leninist party here

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Anarchist

Wait, you gave the votes for Judea's United Socialist Front to the United Socialist Front of Judea. What is this corruption?

Marxist Socialist for me.

You might as well vote for the Romans.

For the record, that's exactly what I'm doing. One vote for the Romans.

titoist

Marxist-Socialist

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I vote for the Romans too

You guys know you have to state a color for them right?

Purple, naturally.

One vote for the Hoxhaists, color is bunker-grey

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whatever the fuck this is

make it a lighter grey than hoaxist boy

Rolling for Ultra-Reactionary (Purple)

Primitivist party, dark green

Trot

nazbol gang

btw what's the nazbol stance on anarchists? i'm down to whatever party gets to kill anarchists

anti-parliment-united-front
orange

also one vote for

"gay deleonist christian gang"

make it rainbow for gay

Purple is the Roman color.

For the love of God, can someone please make a coalition between two or more parties?

Most Prims are Anarchist, I'll put you as an anarchist.

Why limit yourself to just narchos?
Add this vote for the new Khmer Rouge, burn it all down!

you forgot me:

want to join the anti-parliment-united-front

It's a different shade of purple though.
Are the Romans reactionaries?

I propose a coalition of the NAZBOL and Judean faction. The United Socialist Front of Judea is antizionist.

gay deleonist gang stands in solidarity and coalition with anti parliment united front

I'd say so, yes.

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Primitivists are different from anarchists

Rolling for Romans/Anti-Parliament Front

leftcoms for anti-parliament front

ROMANES EVNT DOMVS!

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I'm not sharing my party with a filthy anarcho-primitivist. Not until they take a bath.

I'm splitting and forming the Anarcho-Communist Bread Party. Color: Bread-like.

JOIN THE ANTI-PARLIMENT GANG

If anything Prims should be added to the Khmer Rouge or vice versa.

wewlad party for the anti-parliament gang

I made primitives a party. To prevent party in fighting

Too late. How are you going to pull this off?

For example, if suggest Marxist-Socialists and Leninists to merge (or form coalition) with Marxist-Leninist party - how do we decide if this actually happens?

Also, another vote for ML.

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SPOOKBUSTERS

DEATH2SPOOKS

Join the anti-parliament united front?

ANTISPOOKFROUNT

Can't you just get rid of parties that aren't being used? And merge Leninist and Marxist-Leninist

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAH NICE SPOOKS MY PROPERTY

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I guess I'll just get rid of SocDems and Ba'athist

rolling for the anti parliament united front.
also why are the romans on the map they've joined the anti parliament gang.

Romans are fine with the parliament but it has to be renamed to the Senate.

rolling for Mao-spontex (teal)

ANTI-PARLIAMENT FRONT

Shouldn't 63 be anti-parliament gang?

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Rolling for Socreds, darker green than primmies

Also, it should be purely advisory and true power should lie with our glorious Emperor.

Communalists, color is aquamarine

want to join that anti-parialiment gang?

New rule, only one new party allowed. Pick wisely

another vote for parti rhinocéros

Put me down as Nazbol

Yes, Death!

ADD ULTIMATE ANTI-PARLIAMENT FRONT PARTY

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DO IT

First Luxemburgist here.

Why is it light blue though? It's obvious it should be rosa.

Her revolution happened mostly in Barvaria

NAZBOLGANG

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anti parliament front

Marxist-Leninist

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unga bunga me primitivunga

Judean People's Front

Mauve

anti pariliament front!

Want to join the anti-parliament front?

Marxist-Socialist

technogaianist

T I T O

anti parliament GANG

same tbqh

Anarchists

NO

Filthy idealists

Explain to me what "Luxemburgism" is and how it is different from generic Marxism.

It means nothing, it's just for the anti-leninists who think marxism can be libertarian or authoritarian.

It cannot be authoritarian, ☭TANKIE☭s are not marxists

also vote another vote to the primmies

I wish to form the Party of Moderator Justice

Our color will be Burgundy

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It's mostly for /r/socialism retards who feel they should name their ideology after a womyn even if she really contributed little of interest and no one would remember her if not for her martyr cult.
And sure, let's give this vote to the primmies.

I wish to form the Party of Moderator Justice

The party's color will be Burgundy

I said you can pick a color I didn't say you will get it.

ML

Sorry I didn't mean to take two seats

You can if you want, but thanks for the honesty

NAZBOL GANG

Want to join the anti-parliament gang?

anti-parliament united front

WHERE'S BLAIRITE GANG!?!?!?

JUST GONNA POST MY OC ON BEHALF OF THE NAZBOL/STR*SSERITE GANG

The same place where Saddam stores his WMD's

GIVE ME THE TEMPLATES NEEDS MORE EDITING

NO

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Someone needs to add mor jpg to it, I can't rn

Just turn the brightness down and the contrast up

Marxist-socialist, DeLeonist faction.

Since succdems are bourgeois elements masquerading as proletarian, I propose a motion to expulse the Succdems from the Worker Coalition and purge them from the Assembly.

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POSADIST GANG COMIN’ THROUGH
rolling for trots

Shit lol rollan again

More posadism for trots

anti-parliament front

EYY THIS ONE IS FOR THE DAMNED NIGGER ALLIANCE
NIGGER GANG ASSEMBLE

Anarcho

G-GAY NIGGER GANG?!

Anarchist

Lewd

After this is full can we divide it up along ideology so you don't have a random Anarchist surrounded by MLs

You asked and i will deliver now join the nigger gang

Inuit coalition

Wait…did I win a seat?

Looks like you did.

Leninist 2

Radical Centrist Party of Dialectical Existentialists
abbreviated as: DialEx RCP

Colour:
Red: 0
Green: 111
Blue: 111

Social Democrats

Furcom Gang Party
Colour: brown

If you can lose your job for saying communism will win this guy better lose his job

anti-parliament gang

One more for brother number one!

Sorry I was gone, I had to get something. I'll tally up the seats, voting is open for this until we're full.

Anarchist vote here

how does voting work? can i vote for my own party?

Roll for M-L

Anti parliament gang

Here's the current results

Yes, pick a party. I stopped creating parties so don't just pick a new one.

SOCIALIST LABOR PARTY AKA DE LEONIST GANG

Aw what the hell, if it ain't Furcom it ain't right

I'll vote Luxemburgist

I'm just going to combine MLs and Leninist. No one is voting for Leninist anyway

Marxist-socialist

WHEN WILL OUR BOY GET ANY REPRESENTATION

I'll vote for the anti-parliament front

This is a leftist board sir.

Also, we're past the halfway point. Looks like anti-parliament front will get it.

READ BLAIR

nazbol babyyyyyyyyyyy

NatBol gets one seat

anti-parliament gang

Join a coalition with the anti-parliament united front.

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Anarchist
it is going to take forever to fill all of these seats

anti-parliament united front

Needs more corruption have some
PMDB

I know it will take forever, that's why this is so fun.

communalist

anarchist

anti-parliament united front!

moderator justice

buying a reroll

anti parliament united front again

again

This is now a privatized MCparliment seat, it doesn't matter what party holds it will lobbied.

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anti-parliament gang

anti-parliament united front

SocCreds baby, make it Green

Just for fun, party songs.
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The Primitivists should be seated outdoors, in a tree house.

anti parialiment united front!

antiparliament united front

Do

antiparialiment gang

Titoism get

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whats going on in that picture

He's a rabbit

so what i do is constantly spam "ML ML ML ML!" spread out over a dozen posts and i win something or what?

Republican

ML

More ML

want to join my spamming anti-parliament gang?

Another ML
[and so on, just fill it up and be done with it]

anti-parliament gang

GO SOCDEMS GO

anti-parliamant gang

Give this dude his seat you faggot

nazbol

Roll Roll for NAZBOL

Marxist-socialist please.

Leninist

Titoists

titoist uprising

Rolling fo trots

Jesusist-Marxist Party would like a seat

Transfeminist Radical Party

We run on a platform of TERF genocide

Party color periwinkle

Jesusist-Marxist Party Platform:

State enforced HRT
Artificial wombs

National Anarcha-Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Titoist-Stalinist-Luxembougist with Albanian Characteristics please
make that shit purple

Rolling for Marxism-Leninism

Titoist.

I vote for The Queer Communist Party

Titoist uprising will happen

ok what ever mate .

NazBol

I am lodging an official protest that the NAZBOL-USFJ-united front is simply called the National Bolsheviks. It's an outrage, and a missed chance at having a recursive united front.

rolling for syndicalist party, give us the brightest fucking pink you got

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I think you mean
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Rolling for Marxist-Socialist.

Anarchists

anarchists

Titoism is the future that will lead to Communism

Illegalism

BROTHERHOOD AND UNITY

Vote for Tito Gang

ML

Okay, here you go:
What's the fucking point of this game with this stupid rule?

anti-parliament gang

anti-parliament united front

Marxist leninism

Anarchism

anti-parliament front

Marxist-Socialist
Also, wouldn't it make more sense for the NatBols to be in a coalitions with the Juches?

Anarchist

Anarchist

Titoist

It's just a thinly veiled meme acquisition and data collecting thread, user.

Lux gang

Anarchist

Anarchist

Anarchkiddie get.

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Give me my seat you faggot

Titoist

Trot

Your Parliament is worthless, having created and being in defacto possession of the means of production the workers are invincible. We control all industry through the odor-eliminating power of SOCIALIST INDUSTRIAL UNIONISM

1 VOTE TO THE ANCAP PARTY! NONE OF THE OTHER PARTIES UNDERSTAND BASIC ECONOMICS

I don’t care I can’t create my own party, the invisible hand of the free market will make it for me. It’s basic economics libtard

Hoxhaist

retard

Sorry if I triggered you with my basic economics, libtard.

the only thing worse than ancoms are ancaps

Hey fuck you.

Redditor detected.

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not dapperton plz, he is like the cringiest guy on the internet

…there's no way that's real, right?

Ah I see this pic is supposed to take place in Alaska circa 2074. The only thing missing is the ocean not completely covered in algae.

…why does he have a fucking AK?

Someone should make the "if you love capitalism so much why are you portraying a Socialist-made weapon" remark to him

is he 12 years old?

This guy is a … a troll right?

Right?

Reactionary Anarcho-Monarchist Party
Colour: #571096

Because "muh gun rights."

No.

Mentally. He talks really edgy-like, if that makes sense.

He once said "80% of people in prison are in there for nonviolent crimes. 80% of them shouldn't be there." He's completely insane and always makes really shitty points. (Or no points at all.)

Comrade Bat'ko's parody video: youtube.com/watch?v=Ylu5tdjnbGs

View Chomsky debunk that.

I'm back!

Really cringy how many people didn't get the obvious joke.

Need more Anarchists.

trots should undergo meiosis

anarchist

whats the dot in the middle foreground for? prime minister of coalition? :o

Titoists

Give me my seat you shithead. If you want use this shade of blue

I'll vote for anti-parliament front

Socdem all day.

Hoxhaist calling in

I would like to add the The Vanilla Marxist Cool Party, we basically just read Marx and Engels. We like other tendencies and ideas, but we do not adhere to them. Our color will be red with a stripe of black. Yay

Does Hoxhaism actually exist? It's just anti-revisionist ML

So uh, the SocDem counter revolutionary action in Germany by the German state resulted in the 1 single death of Rosa, no other communists were killed under their command?

And I'm going to vote for this party

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May Marxism-Leninism straight lead us on.

Titoists

It just means people who defend the Albanian line as opposed to China/Yugo/USSR

MS gang

anarchist

Marxist-Socialist

Classical Liberal.

But Corbyn is a fucking commie mate.

I'm more into the funny looking female blackie butts, cus they look like horsies.

I choo-choo-choose socialisms.
Do I win a seat in the new Parliament?

Is that the socialist cult of the moa?


Why are there three groups of black? I assume one of them must be the Hoxaists. Your shades of red suck for differentiation. Everyone knows that Marxist-Socialists and Marxist-Leninists hate each others' guts and would rather tear each others' throats out than have a colour insanely similar to one another.

lol. Just call them "tankies"

lol. Just call them "hippies"

According to this pic, I win a seat in the new Holla Forums Parliament. Yay me!

In light of my election, and in light of traditional ML, Communist and Socialist praxis, I hereby RENOUNCE the socialist coalition to which I have been elected to be counter-revolutionary fascists who have been ensnared by the trappings of populism and populist thinking. I will sit as an independent socialist. You may colour my circle red-with-yellow-and-grey polka dots reflecting my allegiance to the only true Socialist ideals that do not bow to populist opinion. Long Live the Coalition of ML-SOCKL!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all. You may all appoint me supreme leader at dawn before my front