Jesus wasn't a communist, Jesus wasn't a socialist, Jesus wasn't an anarchist

Jesus wasn't a communist, Jesus wasn't a socialist, Jesus wasn't an anarchist.
All Jesus was, was a Jewish conservative monarchist, who wanted to kick the Roman colonial occupiers out.
Jesus didn't want working people to seize the means of production. Jesus didn't want labourers to be in power.
All Jesus wanted was charity to be given to the poor.
Now, while opposing imperial power (and dying for that cause) and wanting poor people not to starve isn't wrong, it isn't moral genius either. And it certainly isn't sufficient to make you a leftist.

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Jesus wasnt political at all. He left behind no government or state craft planes.
Jesus's kingdom is in heaven not earth.

I was reading this article about a priest or something that has written a catholic critique of neo liberalism and they asked him if he was right wing or left wing and he said he was catholic.

the whole "Jesus was a communist" shit is to convince normies anyway

but only we, the autistic shitposters of an unknown forum with barely 811 active users would know that

T. Paul the "apostle", not Jesus

Well ain't that great. Then people will read the bible as a source for communism, and once there's charity, they will say nothing else needs to be done.

Jesus was nazbol.
Hated gays and rich people

Everybody is nazbol

What an awful take. Just awful. Try actually reading the bible.

Pick up the bible before saying something so ignorant about it. Jesus didn't hate gay people, Paul did

That's the problem.

Jesus answered, "My Kingdom is not an earthly kingdom. If it were, my followers would fight to keep me from being handed over to the Jewish leaders. But my Kingdom is not of this world."

You do realize that the character in the bible is only based on one of the leaders of one of the anti-Roman protest movements of the time?


Yes yes I've read Zealot. You still should read the actual primary texts instead of just regurgitating what others have said.

I am aware of the fiction surrounding this person

Christianity teaches a slave morality.
Pacifism, turning the other cheek, forgiveness, jesus was the king of heaven so they mocked him with a crown of thornes. He had to die. He forbid anyone from stopping his Crucifixion.

Love your neighbor, forgive sinners, turn the other cheek,

Christianity is about overcoming sin.

The New Testament generally asserts that all morality flows from the Great Commandment, to love God with all one's heart, mind, strength, and soul, and to love one's neighbour as oneself. In this, Jesus was reaffirming a teachings of Deut 6:4-9 and Lev 19:18. Christ united these commands together and proposed himself as a model of the love required in John 13:12, known also as The New Commandment.

The New Commandment is a term used in Christianity to describe Jesus's commandment to "love one another" which, according to the Bible, was given as part of the final instructions to his disciples after the Last Supper had ended,[1] and after Judas Iscariot had departed in John 13:30.[2][3][4]

Little children, yet a little while I am with you. Ye shall seek me: and as I said unto the Jews, Whither I go, ye cannot come; so now I say to you. 34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. 35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another. —John 13:33–35 (KJV)


It's all fanfic anyway who cares

Workers didn't exist back then.

Christianity is about love.

He wanted you to imitate him, and love the way he had loved

While the jews taught to love on a material level, jesus teaches to love on a divine level.

Jesus gets the gulag

Yeah, no, that's still just as dumb.


Ashkenazi Jewish people aren't Jewish as they're Anatolian Steepe peoples and not of Judea, meaning Mohammed is a Jew as he is from Judea but Bernie Sanders and Sarah Silverberg are fakes

Just because he wasn't a Nazi doesn't mean that his ideas can't be fascist.

Nietzsche was an ardent reactionary in every conceivable way. He should no authority over any communist's opinion.

It seems like you haven't read Nietzsche's more personal work like Gay Science where he displays hatred of nationalism (jingoist chauvinism as he puts it) and conservativism. The fact that he is used by both the left and right is just a testament to his influence, similar to Marx. Slave morality and master morality is just simplified class conflict at its very base, oppressor and oppressed dynamic. I recommend you read before spouting dumb bullshit

Fascism doesn't need any of those spooks. Sounds like you don't understand political economy.

Marx delves into the political economy while Nietzsche explores the socio-philosophic side of class or spooks as you call them. Nietzsche actually took some inspiration from Stirner in some regards to evaluating Christian morality and ethics

Jesus Was a Drunk Faggot Jew That Fucked Dead People.

Suck A Dick, Faggot

Nice argument fagtron

The point here is that you can still be reactionary while also rejecting nationalism and religion.


Stirner, Marx, and Nietzsche were a product of their times and all shared the criticism of the way Christian morality dominated the reality of political economy and society. Their philosophy was a complete rejection of the status quo.

He was definitely reactionary in some respects but not fascist. Hell most philosophers from the 19th century are considered reactionary by today's standards.

Merry Christmas to you too :^)

A little child came in the stable to the world,
Father Joseph had no money
for a nice bed and a room.
In the straw, there lay the mother Marie
and how she screamed in pain,
it's hearing only the dull cattle
her complaints and her whimpering.

Joseph looked through the stable gate,
but alas, the three kings stayed away
with gold and frankincense and myrrh.
Maria is holding her child in her arms,
Her body is hot as an oven.
And instead of the milk, that God gives in mercy,
Only the rust in the harness was.

Oh Joseph, dear Joseph,
how sorry I am for our child.
Oh Joseph, what should be.
Do you ask about work, they let you stand,
Oh, Joseph, we have to go begging.
Oh, Joseph, is there no end to be seen
to this misery on earth.

And how they sat in the cold stable
and complained, they heard suddenly
in the yard a happy singing.
The door opened, in the lamplight
four young shepherds came inside
to the parents and the child
to bring a good news.

We come from a beautiful country,
people banished misery there
when they freed themself.
There the children wake up in the light
and hunger and misery do not exist,
because no roof and bread lack,
the smallest became the biggest.

Oh, lead us, said Joseph,
There was raised a star in the sky
in a red light.
This is the star of strength and courage,
toughening the hearts and does wonders.
And if you know it then read well
the biblical story.

- Louis Fürnberg

Merry Christmas user
Don't drink and drive

merry xmas user :^)

In what meaningful sense was Jesus conservative? One of his main disciples was a publican, he saved a woman from being stoned for adultery.
A kingdom already existed. The Kingdom of God isn't really a political system.
That's literally not true. His followers expected that of him, but he had different plans.
There wasn't really a large proletariat class at that time.
He didn't preach some Southern Church Prosperity Gospel bullshit where you can be as rich as you want as long as you give a little to charity, his message was radically anti-materialistic and gave great importance to the lower classes.

Jesus was obviously not some adherent of a modern political ideology, but his ideas were radical and progressive and can easily be quoted to fit Leftism.


Render unto Caesar

Jesus was honestly more of a pacifist SocDem. Regardless, Christian communism is retarded and unscientific.

This. It works pretty well.

Literally just read the Beatitudes and the Parable of the Good Samaritan dumbass


Honestly the New Testament is overrated. Exodus is one the most leftist parts of the bible but no one ever talks about it.


jesus christ is anarcho-christian

You are so fucking dumb


You're right OP. Jesus is a communist.

I mean, you're right, but only in the most trivial of ways.

People make that claim. The chronological not-even-wrong-ness doesn't make the claim less stupid.

Muh morals! MUH MORALS!!!

'Morality', 'morals' etc. are words we use for a certain set of ideas and emotions that exist in our minds. They don't 'exist' in an objective sense, and the usage of these words doesn't necessarily imply it either.