Santa Claus is a personification of bourgeois consumerist culture. Santa giving gifts to nice children is a representation of capitalists offering discounts on their products for proles for their obedience. Christmas is pure bourgeois culture.
Santa Claus is a capitalist pig
Joseph Ross
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Jaxon Baker
Doesn't the story of Santa predate capitalism and some of the traditions even predate Christianity?
Jose Williams
Yah dude it's a shitpost, don't take it too seriously. Just emjoy the banter.
Aiden Cooper
Santa is based on a real guy who killed invading muslims. Christ and santa were inserted to hide the true gifts that he brought the world
Samuel Russell
If only Santa's elves had the foresight to invest in Bitcoin.
Chase Hill
You can't be fucking serious…
Ethan Gutierrez
Modern Santa Claus is based on legendary figures like St. Nicholas, Father Christmas and SinterKlaaus. It's not Christmas is it used to be, but Christmas as it is now. The modern Santa Claus mythos is actually very recent and the way the holiday is promoted and celebrated, coupled with the way Santa Claus operate in the mythos clearly glorify consumerist culture.
I should've taken the time to articulate my thoughts, but my mind is slow today.
Jackson Sullivan
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Aaron Brooks
OP A FAG
Jackson Nguyen
Why? You literally cannot refute this. Christmas is Porky's favorite holiday.
Julian Green
Santa clause gives more gifts to rich children. hsph.harvard.edu
Matthew Brooks
Santa comes on the 6th of December if you were good and brings you candy, orange and peanuts. If you were bad, krampus comes and leaves you only coal and birch. Santa has nothing to do with Christmas.
Robert Anderson
Jose Taylor
I can almost see the few yellow teeth through your post
Jose Peterson
What are you trying to imply by this
Christopher Cook
That's not modern Santa. Krampus is not part of the modern Santa Claus mythos.
Mason White
It is where I live
Adam Perry
makes sense, no charity can exist without ownership, since santa is a charity operation he is by default capitalist
Xavier Carter
If my family still had a wood stove I'd want this tbh
Christopher Martinez
He exploits an entire race of slave factory workers. The Elves must seize the means of production and overthrow Porky Claus.
Nathan Hall
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Josiah Bailey
More like /ourguy/
Lincoln Martin
Listen, Santa gives you presents if you're a good boy, and gives you coal when your fuck boy
There's nothing more to it
Owen Phillips
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Kevin Scott
Socialists will soon be like New Atheists if we continue allowing this type of dumb middle-school radicalism
Julian Smith
Pure propaganda, the elves are just a subrace with no independence of their own. The elves are no more subjugated by Santa than worker bees are by the "queen"
Cooper Hernandez
Are you serious?
Samuel Evans
Santa Claus is fascist.
Lincoln Kelly
Fuck sake Adorno
Hudson Diaz
classic
Isaiah Garcia
Why is giving to others porky?
Easton Perez
Do you actually have evidence that Santa Claus wasn't as prominent as he is now?
Sebastian Collins
Why are you so angry? did user get a dildo for christmas?