Hey everyone, how is Holla Forums celebrating their Thanksgivings this year with their families?

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A day to boost turkey sales and commemorate colonialism. There can not be a more capitalist holiday.

christmas is christmas: american nationalism edition

My entire family are a bunch of fundamentalist priests

It was a joke faggot

Is National Don't Talk About The Murders Day the reason why this board is even slower than usual? Fucking burgers, step away from the dinner table and pay attention to my posting

How did she say it though? Was it like
or did she say
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I'm high on opiates lol

i explained the concept of capitalist alienation and they seemed pretty interested, although for the most part political discussion revolved around conspiracy theories.

It's midnight in burgerland, your posts are just boring fam.

My sister and I are the only real leftists in the family, her husband not so much, he just wants to see it all come down.
Consequently, we don't discuss politics at the table, as it makes for a much more pleasant evening.
Meaning we don't try to choke slam our relatives, who are evenly split between retarded boomers, liberal cunts, and conservative douche canoes.
I love my family, but their understanding of politics is abysmal.