🔥 Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️
So woke, its no joke Edition.
🔥 Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️
So woke, its no joke Edition.
You are a niggerjew.
Tsuchi called me a name
All great ones look for a surrogate according to the lore
Also, Lawrence and his associates beckoned the Moon Presence, again according to the lore. It's pretty clear that the Great Ones don't directly interfere unless beckoned
T H E L O R E
Yeah I'm a nerd what likes these kinds of things shut up.
Relax I'm just as into it as you are
Clearly not because you DON'T KNOW
colbs honey you're yelling at me again
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK
YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES??/!??!??!!!
The umbilical cords you collect/consume are all from Oedon, I believe. Or at least anytime Oedon is mentioned, it's always in the context that he's the dripping sound and the one procreating.
pro mitha zean
He's always mentioned as formless, but the dripping sound is kinda referenced as part of the emphasis on bodies of water like the lake/sea runes and whatnot. Also ties into Rom's location. I think Arianna's umbilical chord is undoubtedly related to Oedon, but the others probably not
Yharnam (the queen) was impregnated by Oedon as well. And that's who Mergo is.
The haziness of Bloodborne's timeline doesn't help either.
Loran was the first to fall to the beast scourge/(indirectly) Great Ones but it never says if that was before the time of Queen Yharnam (which is centuries if not far longer earlier than the game). Lawrence beckoned the Moon Presence but that clearly doesn't mean it's the first appearance of it since "the hunt" has existed for far longer.
What do you base on?
I really like it and it makes me think of you.
Loran wasn't necessarily the first to fall, just the first mentioned. It's more likely that the Pthumerians were the first due to the fact that all the underground labyrinths seem to have been designed by them. Also, going down into the Isz chalices seems to indicate that the arcane came before the beasts, so the contact with the great ones was the first thing to happen followed by the corruption of the beasts and whatnot.
I've seen some shit in my life but this was too much
Hey Vsauce, Scootalooo here
Its not even that bad
Going to bed, night
goodnight sweet colbs
Fake Iosefka and Arianna get impregnated by Oedon so I just had always assumed since Arianna is related to Cainhurst and Cainhurst is somehow descended from Yharnam.
I didn't mean Loran was the first to fall, just the first to fall to beasts. I always assumed Isz was outside the Pthumerian > Loran > Yharnam timeline in that it never seemed to connect in any linear fashion other than Ebrietas being there. It's mentioned to be the first recovered chalice but I don't think it's chronology has any single relative ties.
Hold up gotta respond
Cainhurst seems related to Yharnam, but no connection is ever really concretely established. I think Isz is really the beginning of the whole Ptumerian timeline, they were the origin of the healing church and the beasts and whatnot.
Nothing much just work u
Pthumeria/Loran are older than the Healing Church. Relatively, the Healing Church is near recent compared to anything in the Chalices.
jacking it with my left hand instead of the usual right
you know how it is
Mix it up
Exactly, I think they're a repetition of the cycle. Isz then Loran, Yharnam then the Church.
gonna practice writing with my left too but that's boring as fuck
Yharnam being the Pthumerians
Ban needs to be put down.
And restore the peace
I can drum leading with my left hand
Rudimentally, but still. I can keep a beat
what those hands do?
Ah, now what you said makes sense. I thought you were saying something completely different.
I don't know if it's just an art thing but Martyr Logarius looks like a Pthumerian.
Mild ambidexterity from a ton of practice
Nah, it's kind of a commentary on the cycles of history in a way. Aspiring for ascension only to fall into degradation a la beasthood
I think Logarius is just meant to look like a desiccated corpse on account of he's been there so long
You need to be STOPPED
Yeah, that's what I mean. Same with the Church Giants. Their look is probably more just artistic than to say they're the same as the Pthumerian Chalice denizens.
Ban succeeded in becoming an irl gay anime girl.
True, but who knows what their original intent was when they're so ambiguous about it. Oh well, more room to speculate
Anyhoo, that does it for me. Night
So how's your new life?
Looks pretty boring. I mean it might not have been but I bet it was, not that I cared or anything.
I got not lazy and finally copied my little man boy folder to this pc.
Now you can look gay as fuck
Its like watching a little rascal go play with his friends and you're an independent black woman.
My vape came in today, it works super awesome.
There was this one time a few years ago where I ALMOST didnt look gay as fuck, but luckily I made sure to keep it above level.
Thats why I like to call puck a little man boy, because some people are actually that gay out there
what kind of vape do you have?
Puck the cuck
Im planning on getting the vive pro and spend even more money to get full body capture.
oh my god you should play with us
How is it? I've never had a portable vaporizer before
I would probably find it too hard not to swear.
Being honest tbh
Ill have it in a few months tho
It does job naice.
Im pretty happy with it!
I don't care if you do or not anymore
This is wonderful news.
Speaking of cucks; hello ban
If I dont need to filter, people get to hate me quicker
yeah me too
We should try and sell to people that im your australian cousin who is a bit "special" and your auntie said I need to make friends
We should actually do this.
Nigga thats why I suggested this.
O-oh no, that poor manchild
this makes me a bit sad
unironically "look how cool and edgy I am" - Ban
Boys will be boys which means they do anything for money! Watch this kid stick his tongue to an electric fly swatter and get shocked more than once!!!
what's not to love?
Im good at playing that guy that makes you go "there HAS to be something wrong, but I cant tell what" because that is who I am.
You're playing with fire.
But he was a fool
Playing with fire is funner than kicking a football like a dickhead
Lol aussie rules 😂 amma rite
you know I had to do it to em
guess what I'm going to do to you
The AFL is terrible
not everyone who's a fool deserbves to get hurrt ; ~;
Cricket isn't a sport.
What's that? :3
How do you even do that ?
love and respect you
No. Unless its their own fault.
Cricket is the sport of boredom.
I be nice to people
If I do enough drugs will my ptsd go away
Like if I just do so much lsd I forget what's real I can just blame it on the acid instead of real people right
you're a dirty dog
Now all I have to do is get party friends and go to raves
Always trust your friends. Except party friends.
I'm gonna go to bed now.
Gnight man, sleep well
nighty night ban have sweet dreams
I should've been asleep hours ago. Don't do drugs, kids. Later.
Revy is toxic
I dreamed last night that a human's internal sexual organs were a separate thing like a symbiote that could be removed and inspected through the anus and they were like plant growths and you determined someone's sex by their symbiote but mine had testicles and ovaries
Why is Neru posting as Revy?
I don't make spelling mistakes unless I'm drunk or high and on my computer
Convince me not to abandon my life rn.
It would make me better than you
Guess I'm staying here.
fuck roo satan dubs
The internet needs more good memes, but nobody knows how to make those anymore.
Its been years since I heard that name
I made THIS meme for YOU
such beauty and awe
I'm happy you like it
Put them in the bag right now motherfucker, tell me when the bag is full and then you can ask me why you shouldnt tell anyone this happened
w-why shouldn't I tell anyone this happened.....?
Because dead men tell no memes
-meme police sirens wail-
Check out this meme I made guys.
hello officer this is my meme that I made myself and did not steal
he shot me down
I hit the ground
that awful sound bang bang
Your baby shot you down
good morning lads
It was worth it for the quality meme's
I made this meme too
I am so very talented
Bard your corpse isnt allowed to use you- my memes.
Feed me all the memes
can't prove it's any different anywhere else
I was already here
you never said hello to me...........
The last time I watched Kill Bill I didn't watch it all at once so when that started playing at the end I was like I know this song and like five minutes later I was like oh I'm retarded
hi bard what are you doing today
I was meant to do something important today but I forgot what it was I sure hope not doing it doesn't go badly
as you can see from this image, it is currently 10AM in the United Kingdom, which is before 12AM (noon), thus it is morning
Timezones are a conspiracy
My grandma used to sing that song so I dont think of Kill bill but it was used very tastefully in that movie
then what time is it actually in the UK
my legs are so sore today ; ~;
Good luck with your important planss
hopefully the important plans loiscense man doesnt come ticket you ;~:
you could have taken that 10 hours ago
8pm! Thats what my clock says!
if you like my memes please take a scroll through and enjoy !!!
nah blud if he comes over he's getting decked the bloody tosser you get me
england and australia are very far apart geographically though
whats up nerd
you're funny :3
These are memes for people who know how to really appreciate a bad meme.
I love it.
I rolled with my brother and then we hung out for a while and now I am recouperating in bed and sore gonna sleepu soon what's up with you ? : 3
So what, dont you go on and tell me the earth isnt flat now, you racist.
I take great pride in how terrible some of these are
ur a true savant of memes
thanks bardo you too
I'm not a racist I love everyone!!!
surrounded by cute australians and also girl bois
Then why did you question my political ideals, you racist?
sowwy aussie fwen ;-;
do not APOLOGIZE
SO YOU DID
does it get any better?
what's wrong with apologising
yes I suppose I did question your ideals
nothing wrong with them though desu
YOU'RE A RACIST.
BAAAWD I'M BEING BUWWIED ;___;
excessive apologizing is the issue :p
I BET THAT FEELS LIKE HOW I FELT WHEN U WER RACIST 2 ME
what would you have said in my place though
stop making me feel bad please....
ok just dont be such a racist
i woulda said
im not racist u doof
gimme a kis
and then its gg
asking for a kiss would be assuming my gender aligns with yours
I need protection from the bullies..
alright my friend
How are you?
what do u mean ?
i kiss anyone i think is cute
im beyond s*xuality labels
Well that makes sense then.
Thats insensitive to people with sexual labels.
I'm a bit cold but things are alright
currently watching the evil dead, it's been pretty good so far but I'm only 10 minutes in
theyre allowed to say
no i do not want to kiss you i do not find you kissable
I'm gonna do it..........
evil dead was one of my most disappointing film watches tbh
Ive never watched nor heard about it.
ur faic is kissable
Sleep is the enemy! Fight the enemy!
He has my in a blankielock
I was like 'i'm gonna get into bed' but then I was sidetracked into some stuff and then I forgot to open animus when I did
Did i miss the fun?
take me with you
I'm already in bed tho
me too : 3
ur a ree
ono, fite it
I'm not the ree, don't ask me
you did it
really shitty memes, have you nothing better to do with your life?
is there no bottom to degeneracy?
Women need to be perfect women.
at the very least not "really lazy"
nice attempt at humor and strawman btw, well not really. but at least you tried
luka is the most nerd
you can't call others nerds
trying is the best I can do
that was a pretty alright film
ur a pretty alright film, nerd
I'm not a film aussie cunt
you will be when I real you through a fuckin projector, cunt
wats it about
I think I need to direct you to the path of not being so violent
also it's spelled reel BAKA
some dumb college kids go on holiday to a cabin in the middle of the woods that is questionably remote and questionably cheap but they don't question it and demonic spirits possess them and then they have to survive
moral of the story is that women are wretched satanic monsters
also some bloke named scot but he was probably a metaphor for scottish people, who are also wretched satanic monsters
Not if I'm making you a real film.
That sounds painful
I'd rather remain a real human bean thanks
it was extremely painful for them
Did you gain or lose humanity from this?
I don't know, I suppose I gained some because it made me think for a bit about if I would kill my own friends to ensure my own survival or not
How is your kangaroo doing?
well that's just boring
Survival instincts can be evil.
The bastard punched me in the dick.
How are you?
Almost slipped 5 times on wet ice, fucking rain
Morning thread ^~^
I have stood on my share of ice, but I dont think I've ever stood on ice during or after rain.
I'm sure there's at least one person out there who would be happy to turn themselves into a film
nice to see you my humble servant, but you can just call me Loafie if you wish
they sure are
but they're trying to kill me so I guess it's semi-justified
There are some people who might prefer to save you though!
Sup. I don't think we've ever talked.
Because you live in Australia?
As you say, Loafie
stop calling me a fag please
Yes. There is more ice than snow tho
Im just chillin. How are you?
Half asleep still in bed waiting for someone to come online. I'm getting hungry tho
I didn't know that you have snow or ice
it happens within a very specific region
weird looking creature
Stop posting that girl
Good morning Loafie
If I chill, I kill.
Stop being nf
What is a NF?
I can't I'm from NYC
morning how are you desu
So i wouldn't stop post Tanya
I'm a bit mentally drained atm...
I was with family all day yesterday and now I need to recharge, but I don't know how
Is she your waifu?
I told you 9 times, no
I'll imagine you know better than I what it is that you like and dislike
after times like that I find it's best to keep the amount of time spent doing things that you like much greater than the time spent doing things you dislike
but you already knew this probably
if talking to me is draining then I won't mind if you stop
That made me sick..
Then why do you post her?
too many words
puck is gud for u
But I dont mind getting "drained"
I told this too, yesterday
Vegas in 3 more days
doki doki suru wa~
you can disregard my message because I highly doubt you didn't already know what it is I told you
me neither circumstantially
are you assembling a motley crew to perform a casino heist
We're all wearing suits, yeah lol
It's my friends dirty 30
We're doing it big
Told me what...?
full me up with your energy...
but you need someone asian to sit in front of laptop and comment about trivial things while eating noodle, otherwise the plan will fail.
Kill Blood-chan, Kill Loafie.
Why do i post her
I'm sorry but I'm not a particularly energetic person but I can try the best I can
please refrain from killing either of us
Ive no place for a pretender and a turncoat.
Puck is a good creature!
Don't call me like that, fag
Perhaps if you were kinder, people wouldn't think about being turncoats
With friends like these, who needs enemies...
Do you want me to kill Loafie or Blood-chan?
In what way are you not energetic?
Kill Loafie, please. The I will reassess the second option.
Go fuck yourself, brainless cocksucker
You've already won
Little punk bitch.
I had the High Ground all along
no bby then, just faget
probably because I don't have a lot of energy
How would like me to do it~?
You waifu'd a man in a girl's body...
You should be ashamed of yourself
Mentally or physically?
You have to choose one
You're sadistic, not pessimistic!
Like the Bastard of Bolton. Flay the fag.
if I had to choose I'd say physically
I put myself through strenuous tasks against my will (i.e. anxiety and all that ensues) which makes me tired mentally, but I find the fact I'm able to get by despite this would mean that my mental energy is at least average
I sure hope that wasn't too long
Mary had a little Yam
Mary had a little Yam
Whose skin was white as snow
In my mouth
I have walked into something strange and mystical.
Just like my mouth
Because you are a pedophile, desu
Uhhh... I'ma have to watch that movie to understand...
Iunno, you seem to type a lot... people that are mentally drained write in short sentences...
It w as
my moms listening to an anti gun control vid very loudly on her phone and its giving me a headache
good thing i gotta go drive now :p
Yeah, i love little boys like you
Are you bby && faggot?
MUH 2A RIGHTS!!!!
that's a fair point but I suppose talking on Holla Forums isn't particularly draining for me, so it's much easier for me to say lots here than other places
sorry for the long sentences ;-;
OMG lumpy stop apologizing
I can't help it
no no no loafie you're doing it wrong
you have to be firm but reasonable
Who the fuck are you trying to cheat?
am I being unreasonable
I'm too drained to click that... kill me...
How did you know I love little boys...?
I enjoy pulling out the Saul Alinsky card and being hypocritical
Its not your fault, i'm just too drained to read it, I am reading it though, but it takes a few tries...
yes you're being too nice
Are you trying to tell me you think I'm a babe?
u r tho
I'm an extrasense
No, you faget
am not though!
But in order for your statement to be true, both those conditions needs to be true, so since I'm not a babe, it still evaluates to false~
and i'm drained
I am the one writing it ultimately so I suppose it is somewhat my fault
I can't help it...
I should put "||" between bby and fag
must not bully loafie
Bullying Loafie it's fun
You got a bully loafie here or else he's never going to learn
I'm just being myself
Would you rather I was too mean instead of too nice
Method to my madness.
I am going to push loafie down a set of stairs.
think you're so tough do you scoots
why don't you pick on someone your own size
Our oven ois broken. I want dto do the oven cook.
I am the biggest dog around. Find me someone who can even match me.
no one exists as large as scootsy
my tummy is broken n hungry
Why tum brok!
I wanted to cook the Honey roast duck!
I sleep now. Good bedding to you all.
i gotta work now
pls send me over this duck when u make it
I will send prime cuts in a DM bb
Time to own!
Now we're talking!
Is Yams here yet?
Ha, your ID looks like a covfefe joke.
I did that on purpose.
Also, good morning, sunshine~
Well good afternoon, buttercup. Much on today?
idk! Kinda just woke up again. I'm getting hungry though, so I might go to the grocery store for some ingredients. Other than that, prolly sit around and get smonked again lol
hbu? Anything fun?
Naps, space and naps in space. It should be a pretty chill evening and afternoon.
Wanna chat at some point. In space?
Sure thing. Gonna just rest a bit but I'll be on in about an hour. Hope you enjoy whatever foodstuff you decide to go with.
mmkay! Sleep well, Yams
with my luck my dress would catch fire with those ground candles tbh
They all have some sort of water to douse yourself mid-burning.
Every time you post to Holla Forums you support pedophiles
Looks like a ritual site. :/
I don't give a shit about pedophiles but what really bothers me is anti-pedophiles who flip their shit at every single little fucking thing and make it seem like suicide bombers are saint when put alongside some guy who had sex with a 15 year old "At least the bomber killed the children to save them from a life of having to acknowledge they were raped!"
Tnx god, i havent support them for a while
Ouch, must've been fuckin' sore.
It's still pretty tender if I hit it the wrong way, lidocaine and 3 stitches tho, was a fun night x_x
I have another pic after they finished the stitches, but it's on my other computer rn :p
I don't think I'll ever understand why affection, and presumably romance, gets muh dik to perk up.
Nasty fag continue
I miss my mohawk.
I wasn't saying that means you're supposed to post pedophilia you fucking bot gross they're all 3D and stuff
Normal hair is better.
yeah can you not please
uk user huh
peegirl why do you have a fetish for arguably the least attractive people on the planet
Light skin is pretty disgusting.
D: -wonders when you sleep?-