Implying cuckunism could bring you this

Will we have pic related under cuckunism?

Not bad per say, but that shit video and those proprietary cartridges ruin it. I'd get one if you could just fill it with your own ingredients.

That sounds… kind of cool, maybe. I'd try it.

Their description in the search results:

Owning a Tesla, Juicero, SMALT, SMEGPER (what I assume the pepper variant of SMALT will be named), WiFi connected smart appliances, and any other Silicon Valley non-innovation innovation should be instant grounds for execution. There is no helping them. They're already long dead.

literally everything

Can you imagine the smug "entrepreneurial" moron who came up with this? Like isn't the need to open up your phone to dispense salt or tell your salt shaker to dispense the salt much more inconvenient than just doing it by hand? I swear a lot of people just think if you make an app about a thing it'll make you the big bucks. Jesus Christ. Like so many people I know making apps that are "the Uber of dry cleaning" or "the tinder of eBay" like Jesus.

I'm not even one of you guys, but you guys have turned me on to the phrase "late-stage Caplitalism" just to have something to call ridiculous wastes of time, energy, and manpower like this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

What hurts worse? That it exists, or that somewhere, somebody bought it thinking it was brilliant?