Implying cuckunism could bring you this

Used to boil them.

What is my purpose?

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I thought nothing could top the juice bag presser but i was wrong

'If people were smart enough for salt they wouldn't need smart salt shakers.'
-My grandpa when I showed him this.

what the fuck

what

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

Hahahahaha what the fuck thats hilarious

Can it talk like that amazon thing? Can I finally have someone to talk to while I eat dinner?