What if Jesus Christ came back today ?

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Even if you believe he's just a man, he's sill one of the most revered persons of all time and likely will be for a long time to come.

I have some unfortunate news for you Mormon user

keep dreamin

Stop reading your Bible literally and without context. Tip: It has to do with the coinage

Stalin was so fat they needed to dig up Uthman and Ali

forgot flair

Uthman, while also buried in medina was not buried with muhammad, Umar and Abu Bakr who rest at Al-Masjid an-Nabawi, being instead burried in Jannat Al-Baqi

Ali is burried at Masjid Ali in Iraq

he was basically saying pay your taxes to Rome
Jesus would be banned by the Board Owner for imperialism

SWEET ODIN YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO WONDER HE HATES JEWS, THEY PUT HIM ON THE PIKE!