What if Jesus Christ came back today ?

what if Jesus Christ came back today ?

what would he say ?

what would he do ?

how would people react ?

Jesus did come back. He was a German philosopher 150 years ago.

This is an irrelevant question. If you are an atheist, than you don't have a mental image of his persona. If you are a Christian, he is sort of "here" for you.

He'd be a commie. He'd act out on it. Poor people would love him, porkies and liberals would try to kill him.

He'd be a drugged-up hippy that no one would take seriously.

pretty sure the Bible covers this. Something about a lamb and opening some seals. then raising the dead to life and doing some kind of final judgment.

Yes, but these are obviously allegories.

Just another globalist kike, he'd get the gas.

He would be very confused and likely not get much of anything done. I also don't think anyone would really like him, as he'd simultaneously be an insanely reactionary religious nut with cultural standards from 2000 years ago which even modern conservatives would find crazy, and a sort of primitive proto-communist. Also, if he insists he actually is Jesus he'll probably be put in an asylum. Oh, and he'd probably find the concept of Christianity to be very weird, considering he was simply a Jew who believed himself to be the messiah only to have his story merged with Paul's weird fanfiction and Greek philosophy into something else entirely.

Marx is Jesus, you are just confused op

But he isn't REAL heh checkmate Christfags.

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underrated post

That honestly sounds based af

I support this 100%

same tbqh

Jesus was the first NazBol

The world would end, read Revelations

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this is one of the most retarded things I have seen leftcom says

He and the Mehdi, who all proper followers of tawhid know as Imam Zaman Muhammad ibn Hasan al-Mahdī, will take up the sword of faith against the forces of al-Masīh ad-Dajjāl and once the wicked ones have been slain, all ahl Al kiteb will convert to proper monotheism. After the death of the Mehdi, peace shall reign in the one United Ummah, and wealth shall be so plentyful that noone will accept charitable donations. Thus the 40-year-rule of our savior begins, ruling his one-world communist government and spreading both class consciousness and Tawhid just as planned

Once he grows old and dies his body shall be buried next to the rightly guided ones, Muhammad, Abu Bakr, Umar and Stalin in Medina.

Amen.

VARG VIKERNES IS THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS

Alright, that made me laugh.

I'm pretty sure if he came back, it would signify the end of times.

jesus is probably soccdem

James 5:1-6

Jesus confirmed to be a classcuck collaborator.

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He would beg for patreon money on youtube

he would regret coming the first time seeing all the shit people did in his name

Some translations use the word persons or person (plural) so its hard to tell if they're talking about Jesus specifically. Wouldn't go as far to say he was a collaborator, more that he was a kind "duel power" proto-socialist who offered the wealthy (who were mostly landowners) and powerful the chance to shed off their material possessions and help raise up his fellow man, and unfortunatly got what was expected to happen.

The only entity that would be fit to be a Monarch.

No entity is fit to be a tyrant.

Wrong.

Jesus will return side by side with Stalin on horseback like two cowboys (only cowboys are American and therefore shit, so I suppose like two cossacks) to liberate all-Russia from Sio-American capitalist imperialism and all of the world will accept NazBol as the one true ideology. All of the world will either die for being globalists or realize they were actually Russian all along and join NazBol gang. All sionistas, globalists, kulaks, faggots and Ukrainians will be launched to the great gas gulag of Jupiter.

At the final battle of the forces of good vs. sionista Americans in red square Lenin will rise from the mausoleum as planned and personally drop 1917 nukes on Tel Aviv and reclaim Constantinople for Orthodoxy.

I BRING NOT PEACE BUT THE SWORD AND I AM HERE TO REMOVE THE MONEYLENDORS THAT HAVE BEFOULED THE TEMPLE

Anything besides pic related is wrong

Neh, that's far too banal for Jesus. He expected God to deal out righteous justice on behalf of the oppressed, not that they'd have to do it themselves. Notice how he ends his life by going to the Mount of Olives where the Book of Zechariah said YHWH would set foot on Earth and bring about the end times, and then goes out like a punk without resisting when that doesn't happen.

Why do leftists seek validation from Jesus so often?

I think a lot of people so that regardless of political alignment.

Because this place is filled with burgers like the whole website.

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Even if you believe he's just a man, he's sill one of the most revered persons of all time and likely will be for a long time to come.

I have some unfortunate news for you Mormon user

keep dreamin

Stop reading your Bible literally and without context. Tip: It has to do with the coinage

Stalin was so fat they needed to dig up Uthman and Ali

forgot flair

Uthman, while also buried in medina was not buried with muhammad, Umar and Abu Bakr who rest at Al-Masjid an-Nabawi, being instead burried in Jannat Al-Baqi

Ali is burried at Masjid Ali in Iraq

he was basically saying pay your taxes to Rome
Jesus would be banned by the Board Owner for imperialism

SWEET ODIN YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO WONDER HE HATES JEWS, THEY PUT HIM ON THE PIKE!

Not really, its kinda actually the opposite of that. The questioners are trying to get Jesus into literary trap. If he says to them "Don't pay your taxes to Caesar" they'll have the means to immediatly report him to the Roman authorities, but if he says "Pay your taxes" they can then also bring him before the Chief Priests and have him discredited. What he instead does is ask for the questioners to produce the coinage they would pay with and when they do it is a Roman coin displaying Caesar in the presentation of a god, showing that they have already comprimised themselves and are already doing business with Caesar on Caesars terms. If they're going to engage with Caesar and work with him to defend their interests as well as use his coinage, then pay him back in it. He then throws it back at them and basically says "Give back to Caesar what is his (his blasphemous coin) render unto God what is Gods (yourself). Its saying abandon the Roman currency in a fashion that circumvents the trick.

I think Tolstoy sums it up better

why did god troll us?

>>>/atheism/

Render unto the Feds what is ours

and his name was???

Max Stirner

Nietzsche