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I miss Subtle tbh
I miss the misery
yeah nah cunt
It was aussie as fuck though. Roo steak is great and absorbs sauces so fucking well.
Scoots is retarded but he did make the post first.
i like scoots !
its just a lame header
You know, good point.
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Kanga is great meat
Licky bastard
Is it in relative abundance in stores there?
I eat red garnet yams to get at least 4g potassium a day.
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Is this Orion?
I was considering a Thinkpad!
We could make it bunnies if you posted Reisen
Did you fix it?
nice
get a thinkpad then :3
i can't test it
i just compile and send it off and hope people don't shout at me :(
Do you even see my avatar.
Bunny pie
Her ears are cosmetic - it's hard to tell from her fanarts but they're actually fixed to what's holding her tails up.
The thing actually only ever crashed with a specific hardware device and a specific unrelated plugin...
early!
>_
But if you're writing tests then you should be able to replicate fucked up behaviour because tests
nope
only 1k?
must be weak
mine was 2k!!!!! muahaha
mine moar powerful~
Nazurin
>_
no luka
but you can't unit test library stuff that depend on specific hardware you don't have, though
BOOL DIEnumDevicesCallback(LPCDIDEVICEINSTANCE lpddi, LPVOID pvRef) { if (nEntry < maxEntry) { Entry e = {0}; memcpy(&e.diDeviceInstance, lpddi, sizeof(e.diDeviceInstance)); e.diDevCaps.dwSize = sizeof(e.diDevCaps); LPDIRECTINPUTDEVICE8 did = nullptr; if (SUCCEEDED(di->CreateDevice(lpddi->guidInstance, reinterpret_cast(&did), nullptr))) { if (SUCCEEDED(did->SetDataFormat(lpdf))) { if (SUCCEEDED(did->GetCapabilities(&e.diDevCaps))) { e.diDevice = did; entry[nEntry++] = e; } } } } return DIENUM_CONTINUE;}
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Can't you emulate it?
Echo
Gecho
I've never seen DirectInput being unit tested so I guess no.
Embedded and hardware programming is gross.
And to think that'll be the rest of my life
Embedded software engineer ;-;
Just become best friends with cppcheck, scan-build, -Weverything, and PVS Studio :^)
Embed some software into me, senpai
delet this
*hardware
wow ur a real cs person
I said that
Yeah but I thought CS people didn't dabble in petty stuff like implementation.
Oh yes, I forgot about my logic, computation, and algorithms.
My ware is all hard!
That fits better, yes.
*pat pat* you're good!
i dropped out of cs
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stinky
having a hard time?
then i tried to do EE which was an even dumber decision
Fucc
With ossssss maybe
cute girls go EE tho
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ask subtle for some of his skill
am a boy but dont tell
He sucks more.
Are you cute boy?
im convinced. everyone here is atleast some sort of cute.
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Categorize the posters cuteness
Seems like it's confirmed:
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Why do people do this?
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Bullies, all of them.
later when im not playing league !
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fuck!
Do you bully?
How can the bullied bully?
GET
BULLIED
NERD
They learn from the bully
Teach me senpai!
I don't bully though...
*bullies*
;_;
OwO what's dis?
notices
Perhaps another day!
*softly
Wow, gross. Implying!
purr purr
Does anyone shitpost to mask one's otherwise crippling pain that is reality or do we really like animu here?
Thought you said you were gross in previous thread?!
I watched an episode of Death Note once
I get strange dreams, at least they can be used for story writing.
If I were half way decent at that.
what the fuck GetCapabilities is just NOT used by Logitech
wow its already half past 10 and i didn't even relax yet
I heard of Naruto, does that count?
That's the only reason I post tbh.
Oh, yeah. Echo called me gross and then in the same post said to that British user that pet play and watersports were gross.
So I guess I'm gross.
Feels bad man
shitposting allows me to forget my cripping depression
It's okay, I'm happy as long as I'm here with my friends and I forget my problems ^w^
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Is happiness an illusion or a mirage? Can we never reach for it in hopes of holding on tight?
Yeah, but are we human or are we dancer?
we are like the dreamer who dreams then lives inside the dream
I hate that song.
I just masturbate constantly in my dreams.
Thank you so much for to playing my game.
ayy
Guess Echo has bad taste in sex
faggots
eh
Pretty much...
Might be too casual for the water sports tbh
stop pee
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Shit taste...
Is this secret code or something?
It's a cuteness ranking list
n-nani
brb while i go pee
into a toilet
like a normal human being
Handsome need not apply.
A-Ahnn~
can't be right, nobody here is cute
How pessimistic
completely wrong ! theres a lotta cuties !!!!!
#1
thanks fort only giving me a B, any higher and i would have felt slightly uncomfortable, good spot for me
why is this getting you off?!
I think that's a little beyond what I would ever consider trying. You go tho!
You ever accidentally open an article about an acid attack victim and then read it and look at the pictures and just curl into a fetal position and get down on the floor and stare at the wall for a while
I'm a sick fuck.
Would you rather take a dick in your butt?
You ever open up Loco's snapchat and just curl into a fetal position and get down on the floor and stare at the wall for a while
the universe is a violent place
Not really, I just check it out and go all "eww."
My snapchat is lovely though?
wow i bet you're a lolicon too
this too, on time i saw a guy who fell into one of those metal grinders they use to crush stuff, or what was left of them
one time*
Girly
Hmm, I don't think this place has made me gay enough for that yet
Hnnnn drinking loli pee
Hmu if you wanna try it
Just always got to open stuff that sounds horrendous, human curiosity is evil.
Although today there was a somewhat funny article about some Germans having a drunken fight and they found a snake from the other guy's pants.
No, not a snake like that, like a python I think it was(?)
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on the job?
that's pretty metal my dude
The court heard Dutch national Mr van Dongen was left paralysed from the neck down and lost his left leg, the sight in his left eye and most of the sight in his right eye, after the September 2015 attack in Bristol.
Bristol Crown Court heard he ended his life in a euthanasia clinic due to unbearable pain from his injuries.
I could go for some euthanasia right now.
brb hot shower to drown out that thought
I wish I could drown in a shower of pee
Okay, see you soon.
I'll consider it
fuck no i saw this in a video
How many thots have you fucced the past month?
yea i heard all about Dr O before in the 90's and early 2000's when i was growing up it was a big thing
Dr. K not Dr O
Dr.No
hello add me on snapchat !!
gay
why does me posting on phone never put my trIP
Had a thing with a thot a while back, but she found a bf so for some reason she thought that had to stop
Wew
boy.
BEANED
I would add onto my list, but... you know. It is exclusive.
Why didn't you make her yours?
i would never have wanted to see something like that in person, ever
Idk man. Probably should have.
How about you? Thots ezpz when ur a gril?
You don't have at least a little bit of morbid curiosity?
a "little" bit of morbid curiosity can be contained to some videos and articles on the internet, it's not so hard to imagine how we perish in various ways, humans are very squishy and weak
I'm a boy though.
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How about you? Thots ezpz when ur a hot boy?
boy seems to be a very loose term around here
I'm gay
boy is a very lose term in general
i would like an example of what you mean by this
I am a girl, tee hee
even sinni is one of the boys now
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I'm a fox yip ^.^
because she is
even this genderless magical fox is one of the boys
Is that fucking dani
i dont know is it
Nani?
*pees*
Banani?
too lewd
I'm pretty sure it's not, if you mean Foxy Dani.
no you aren't
Nani the fug
magical goat is going to argue with a magical fox
Lemme guess, you're not actually a magical goat huh.
Lewd af
Nani the heck?
looooooooooool
Good night now :3
nini buddy.
wow
nope
where did you get that idea
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I have surprisingly little Akebono bookmarked on pixiv.
i really appreciate everyone (mostly) here.
you guys. are nice. it is nice i found here. thank u. i love u all. happy.
i appreciate thattttttt... people are varied. and yet not entirely. but like. a good balance. keeps things interesting.
GLAD TO BE A PART OF IT !!!!!!!!
what
sometimes the new kids get a little emotional
My Angel Temma, you're a weeab - who's your favourite 2hu?
Step up your porn game
Reimu
A very small percentage of my pixiv bookmarks are porn.
Why armpit miko?
I think you mean 0%
A very small percentage of my pixiv bookmarks are not porn.
Solely because armpit.
Are you stalking me?
Link me.
I don't want to be appreciated. I want to be worshipped. I am the GOD OF ANIMUS.
Sanae's also a-um.
An armpit miko.
She's also a g-good girl.
I was kidding, I just have a .txt file with artist names.
the fuck is an armpit miko
you dont get to make that decision !
A miko with exposed armpits, clearly.
I am beyond the machinations of mere mortal posters.
I have ascended.
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Yeah, but Reimu is cuter imo
Wow. It's easy to make an account though.
I bless the green bean
You're going to love this, trust me.
What you're seeing now is my normal state.
This is a super shitposter.
And this? This is what is known as a shitposter that's ascended past a super shitposter.
Or you can just call this a super shitposter 2.
And this.
Is to go.
Even further beyond!
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i support this shitpost chain
I think I tried once, forgot why it didn't work out. I usually just visit sankaku channel for my porn needs. Is pixiv better, you think?
this is what i like to see.
THIS IS IT.
RIGHT
HERE. YES.
KEEP IT UP. DO IT DO IT DO IT
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i cant believe the super saiyan 3 transformation meme is still relevant
did you guys know Sean Schemmel passed out in the booth doing that
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goku never had to breath
not even in space
jfc that video
Aroooo
I mean, I use pixiv on my phone for cutes mostly, but for any sort of advanced searching you need premium.
exhentai is for porn :^)
I think I might have a drinking problem
omg start a howl.
STARt. a hoooowl.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AW AW AW AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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everyone at my job getting in trouble and getting fired and I'm just sitting there while the boss is chewing us out thinking "can i go bruh this doesn't apply to me"
fuckin Todd got fired for taking a piece of gum out of a manager's car
lmao
yea your problem is im not there drinking with you
Took you long enough
FreeFree is here, it's okay bro
nezi star employee !!
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Holy shit that's hilarious
Out of all the things you could get fired from
Taking a piece of gum lmao
I think it's starting to affect me tho
Ahhhh doushio
Mkay. Yeah exhentai does the job well enough, perv.
it's always relevant
Drink more.
especially f:piss drinking
once in a blue moon I'll miss a shift (think every 2-3 months or so) but otherwise I'm on time and never make any mistakes really
it's an easy job but they hire unreliable people sometimes
dude literally showed up late to every shift and left early 99.9% of the time
then he steals gum from the ONE really nice manager and BAM fired
Soto don't die yet, I'm visiting Cali next September
I think the tags are called by urine, not piss. Amateur
What? There urination and piss drinking, two different tags.
this video has cute geckos in it
the killers, good taste
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Why would drinking Bud Light get people's rocks off?
overplayed joke tbh
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That kind of advice will really be the death of me
Also are we going to get drunk and sing the Nico Nico Douga Medley at AX?
They probably needed a good excuse to fire him and couldnt prove he was leaving early/late maybe cause you guys dont have clock in machines or someshit
Taking a gum is literally stealing so gg
I'll try to
No promises
I GOT GAS IN THE TANK
I GOT MONEY IN THE BANK
I lol'd
Welp, I'll concede there and declare you the urine/piss expert.
But I'm a boy and my voice sux
There's a dick in that image, are you gay?
ripprionii
Even better
And singing is not about being good at it, it's about having fun
Yo what's up Freeman!
How ya been man?
We really need to kick it one of these days I drive by your pad occasionally
My fring Manthony lives by the Winco on Florida Ave
nah we literally have a clock in system with fingerprint scanning
they don't normally fire people over being late
they certainly weren't happy about him being late but that wasn't enough
if you cause a problem for one of the big managers like that you're fucked no matter what tbh
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Hey, Spoilers.
Spoilers?
Would probably be nothing more than a beer or two somewhere. I'm going with the family and as I understand, it's like a package deal where we have shit to do every day.
Is it gay if I imagine I'm the girl?
We def need to kick it! Been real rough for a while but things are starting to help put me back on my feet!
Hit me up on fb if you ever do though. My room is a pigsty so I'd rather adventure a bit than stay at my place.
too much pain to work anymore
someone give me money
me too also money
NO
FUCKING LOSER
How many times have you been railed in the butt?
Yeah, kinda.
O-oh
Poor guy lmao
Must've been lols hearing that shit happen tho
What part of Cali are you guys gonna be at anyways?
Also I'll be nice and well behaved in front of your family lol
Probably grab a beer or 4 and some good food
Then take a selfie or something gay like that
That's really good to hear man!
We can do something at Mannys pad and watch anime and drink
I'll let you know for sure man
How's life been anyways?
None actually
Pretty boring right?
Mega gay even.
I'll pay you in snuggles
what's wrong with you? :c
people have been fucking up left and right lately
lost porsche key, the gum stealing, crashing a hellcat, etc.
File for disability claiming you are transgender.
This... could be a good arrangement... Go on...
I've gotten fired from like 4 different jobs already cause of my drinking
I'm on my fifth different one now
Getting jobs is so easy for me, it's just keeping them is the fucking hard part
Right now I'm a Machine Operator lol
Oh I should be able to take a few hours off from hanging around them. We're just gonna see most of the touristy stuff, whatever that is. I'll let you know.
Well RIP
and I really won't complain if you w-want to touch my butt or something >.<
I'll be fine hopefully after I get on Humira
they've got me going on some shitty pill first though
I'm not a lazy cunt
nice erin meme tho
bruh you show up at work drunk or just don't make it there because of drinking?
(nothing actually i just would like a job) or money
either works.
Yeah, boring as heck.
I'll be the first.
When are you going to cyber Soto?
Methotrexate?
Even an accidental squeeze :O
oh my god its gordan freeman, are we ever getting halflife 3????
apremilast
that's f-fine
"this truly is, a half life"
what did they mean by this
Most of the time I don't show up cause Im literally dying lol
I do go in at times and have a bad cause of the shakes
My coworkers usually ask me if Im okay and I just tell them I'm fine, just a little bit cold hence the "shivering"
I'll even bring Ian too
Sounds like a ton of fun
Do you and your fam usually go out for vacation alot or is this a first?
At least buy me dinner first
Theres a good gurl
Please.
It's a first visiting the states, they usually like to go someplace every few years and me and my brother is usually invited.
And yeah bring whoever, it'll be dank as fuck.
I was going to buy you poutine.
That's not an answer!
that people are short-sighted and their plans only half-realized, lived out for gain instead of true prosperity
that we only half enjoy life until we have it taken away from us and replaced with something foreign and different
that even the connections we make with each other are taken for granted until something threatens to rip them away from us
or you know, shitty chemistry joke
shaking from withdrawals? you might wanna consider rehab mate
hehe...^^
show me dem goodies
Why would brag about this?
i dont think he's bragging about getting fired for drinking
homie you gotta cool it on the partying a little Soto
Damn, I can't say no to that
At least be gentle
Can I make fun of your accent? :3
I only get the shakes when I drink like a fuckton and when I drink I tend to not eat much cause I dont feel like drinking afterwards
Like its probably the not eating part that fucks me up
I gotta stay slim though lol
Not really bragging
Just stating facts
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Too bad for you!
I've gotten rid of most of my accent, but you're welcome to. The danish accent is so thick, among other things.
F U L L
L I F E
C O N S E Q U E N C E S
you and me, we're on the same wavelength
ohohoho
you'll have to come get them~
that's pretty bad for you fam
I need to kill fast
and bullets
are too slow
what if halflife 3 actually has john freeman in it
Don't remind me lmao
y-you going to make me p-pounce
Twitch doesn't feel as strong anymore. I'm kind of sad because I can't find the runes that work with him.
Tried Vayne?
I won't be.
What the heck? Why?
Nah. Twitch is about the only ADC I play.
I really only do support and jungle. Been doing Ekko mid lately though. I'm trying to spread my play out so I can get diamond next season.
It was too easy, couldn't resist
Anyways, I think I'll fap and head to sleep. Take care of yourself nigga.
:3
time to drink a trashy 4loko
If you're trying to get to diamond, wouldn't it be better focusing on two roles at most, and a few champions within that role?
I did manage to get rank 7 on him before the changes so I'm happy with that at least. I also had enough to get all the champs and a token for Zoe and a name change.
Hence why I'm doing jungle as well. Though I duo with a friend so I'll just be supporting mostly. Mid is just 'cause Ekko is fun as hell.
Take it easy dude
Happy fapping
Canadians sure are rough
Fuck that shit dude
I'd rather drink like a Hurricane/Natty Daddy/King Cobra instead of that
Just do AP Malphite
ill keep an eye out for those
i dont do alcohol a lot and this was just around
dude i would drink the fuck out of some hurricanes just looked up the recipe and its super easy
Yeah it has a high alc % but it also has so much sugar in it and that's what kills you the morning after
That would lead to full
life
CONSEQUENCES
I'd be excited to kill ghosts though.
doesnt really bother me since i drink them well before bed and drink a lot of water afterwards, the taste is what bothers me most
well good luck with the dying
:3c
why does this sound unironically good, we are the autism
rum's good
it would be like SVEN but built in
Synergy but SVEN with a new half life.
-pounce- owo was dis
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>when you cum and wait a few minutes but your dick is still hard
Fucking furries man
feels good
I'm gonnya cry.
Please yurushite me.
no wonder you find entertainment in shitposting, we are a very christian and celibate people aren't we?
this IS a christian website after all
VERY christian
Good night, my beloved underlings.
veeeeerrryyy christian
priests in robes molesting little boys christian
or is that Catholic
Night Scoot
Roman Catholicism is a Christian faith.
I wonder if your kisses taste like white hot chocolate and poutine
they have white hit chocolate in Canada??
Also just got scooped by a friend driving around what you up to
hot*
Anyone here getting Monster Hunter World?
About to do laundry
Sounds like fun
so fat watter?
nini scootsy !!
damn keyboard, hangs on letters sometimes
Yes? Did someone say it wasn't?
Fucking right I am
Whenever they announce it on PC
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Oh
I'm getting it on PS4 to play with one of my friends.
I don't have a PS4
What the heck?
I brush my teeth.
I want Youmu to peepee touch me when Im passed out
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I sure hope so
But what toothpaste do you use tho?
I'm a total faggot and use that Crest Whitening shit
If not my teeth would be yellow af with all the coffee I drink and occasional cigarettes I smoke
Yea man coffee tea and cigs will do your teeth in
Sensodyne Pronamel because this nigga got sensitive teeth.
Until I know who you are I don't really care to interact.
I've cut back on cigarettes cause they've been getting stupid expensive
I've been drinking way more coffee now
Surprisingly havent felt the need to smoke honestly
People make it sound like quitting is the hardest shit ever
That acid reflux got you fucked up lmao
I heard it also can give you insomnia
RICHMOND, Virginia --
A transgender candidate defeated an incumbent Virginia lawmaker who sponsored a bill that would have restricted which bathrooms she could use.
Democrat Danica Roem, a former journalist, is set to make history as the first openly transgender person elected and seated in a state legislature in the United States. She unseated Republican Del. Bob Marshall, one of the state's longest serving and most socially conservative lawmakers.
Niggas using a jackhammer at 7am gives me insomnia dude.
Quitting isn't hard its all a head game
BRO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Some lady rammed her fucking SUV into our apartment patio last week and now they have some Mexicans working on it from like 7am till 3pm
So I wake up all hungover to loud ass Mexicans shouting and sawing and constant hammering
Color me triggered
Im glad she managed to not go inside the living room
Holy shit lmao
Oh my goooood that's so funny tho I bet they grill there
I don't cotton to the idea of giving my identity to any rando over the computer.
F
They've made decent progress for like just two days
I guess Mexicans are pretty hard workers
I just wish they were quieter
Funny story the lady who fucked our shit up lives like 4 apartments down from ours
Sucks for her though cause it's gonna cost her like 3k I think
It wasnt funny at all cause we couldnt wash for like a whole week and I was down to my last boxers and pair of clean socks
Its daijoubu now
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new
I don't really give a shit about IRL info.
More just your thread name.