Gayman

We could make it bunnies if you posted Reisen

Did you fix it?

nice
get a thinkpad then :3

i can't test it
i just compile and send it off and hope people don't shout at me :(

Do you even see my avatar.

Bunny pie

Her ears are cosmetic - it's hard to tell from her fanarts but they're actually fixed to what's holding her tails up.

catch-lib.net

The thing actually only ever crashed with a specific hardware device and a specific unrelated plugin...

early!
>_

But if you're writing tests then you should be able to replicate fucked up behaviour because tests

nope

only 1k?
must be weak

mine was 2k!!!!! muahaha
mine moar powerful~

Nazurin

>_

no luka

but you can't unit test library stuff that depend on specific hardware you don't have, though

BOOL DIEnumDevicesCallback(LPCDIDEVICEINSTANCE lpddi, LPVOID pvRef) { if (nEntry < maxEntry) { Entry e = {0}; memcpy(&e.diDeviceInstance, lpddi, sizeof(e.diDeviceInstance)); e.diDevCaps.dwSize = sizeof(e.diDevCaps); LPDIRECTINPUTDEVICE8 did = nullptr; if (SUCCEEDED(di->CreateDevice(lpddi->guidInstance, reinterpret_cast(&did), nullptr))) { if (SUCCEEDED(did->SetDataFormat(lpdf))) { if (SUCCEEDED(did->GetCapabilities(&e.diDevCaps))) { e.diDevice = did; entry[nEntry++] = e; } } } } return DIENUM_CONTINUE;}

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Can't you emulate it?

Echo
Gecho

I've never seen DirectInput being unit tested so I guess no.

Embedded and hardware programming is gross.

And to think that'll be the rest of my life

Embedded software engineer ;-;

Just become best friends with cppcheck, scan-build, -Weverything, and PVS Studio :^)

Embed some software into me, senpai

delet this

*hardware

wow ur a real cs person

I said that

Yeah but I thought CS people didn't dabble in petty stuff like implementation.

Oh yes, I forgot about my logic, computation, and algorithms.

My ware is all hard!

That fits better, yes.

*pat pat* you're good!

i dropped out of cs

google.ca/search?q=how to delete posts on Holla Forums

No I suck

poor kitty ;;

...

stinky

having a hard time?

then i tried to do EE which was an even dumber decision

Fucc

With ossssss maybe

cute girls go EE tho

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...

ask subtle for some of his skill

am a boy but dont tell

He sucks more.

Are you cute boy?

im convinced. everyone here is atleast some sort of cute.

...

Categorize the posters cuteness

Seems like it's confirmed:

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Why do people do this?

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Bullies, all of them.

later when im not playing league !

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fuck!

Do you bully?

How can the bullied bully?

GET

BULLIED

NERD

They learn from the bully

Teach me senpai!

I don't bully though...

*bullies*

;_;

OwO what's dis?

notices

Perhaps another day!

*softly

Wow, gross. Implying!

purr purr

Does anyone shitpost to mask one's otherwise crippling pain that is reality or do we really like animu here?

Thought you said you were gross in previous thread?!

I watched an episode of Death Note once

I get strange dreams, at least they can be used for story writing.
If I were half way decent at that.

what the fuck GetCapabilities is just NOT used by Logitech

wow its already half past 10 and i didn't even relax yet

I heard of Naruto, does that count?

That's the only reason I post tbh.

Oh, yeah. Echo called me gross and then in the same post said to that British user that pet play and watersports were gross.

So I guess I'm gross.

Feels bad man

shitposting allows me to forget my cripping depression

It's okay, I'm happy as long as I'm here with my friends and I forget my problems ^w^

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Is happiness an illusion or a mirage? Can we never reach for it in hopes of holding on tight?

Yeah, but are we human or are we dancer?

we are like the dreamer who dreams then lives inside the dream

I hate that song.

I just masturbate constantly in my dreams.

Thank you so much for to playing my game.

ayy

Guess Echo has bad taste in sex

faggots

eh

Pretty much...

Might be too casual for the water sports tbh

stop pee

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Shit taste...

Is this secret code or something?

It's a cuteness ranking list

n-nani

brb while i go pee

into a toilet

like a normal human being

Handsome need not apply.

A-Ahnn~

can't be right, nobody here is cute

How pessimistic

completely wrong ! theres a lotta cuties !!!!!

#1

thanks fort only giving me a B, any higher and i would have felt slightly uncomfortable, good spot for me

why is this getting you off?!

I think that's a little beyond what I would ever consider trying. You go tho!

You ever accidentally open an article about an acid attack victim and then read it and look at the pictures and just curl into a fetal position and get down on the floor and stare at the wall for a while

I'm a sick fuck.

Would you rather take a dick in your butt?

You ever open up Loco's snapchat and just curl into a fetal position and get down on the floor and stare at the wall for a while

the universe is a violent place

Not really, I just check it out and go all "eww."

My snapchat is lovely though?

wow i bet you're a lolicon too

this too, on time i saw a guy who fell into one of those metal grinders they use to crush stuff, or what was left of them

one time*

Girly

Hmm, I don't think this place has made me gay enough for that yet

Hnnnn drinking loli pee

Hmu if you wanna try it

Just always got to open stuff that sounds horrendous, human curiosity is evil.
Although today there was a somewhat funny article about some Germans having a drunken fight and they found a snake from the other guy's pants.
No, not a snake like that, like a python I think it was(?)

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on the job?
that's pretty metal my dude

The court heard Dutch national Mr van Dongen was left paralysed from the neck down and lost his left leg, the sight in his left eye and most of the sight in his right eye, after the September 2015 attack in Bristol.

Bristol Crown Court heard he ended his life in a euthanasia clinic due to unbearable pain from his injuries.

I could go for some euthanasia right now.

brb hot shower to drown out that thought

I wish I could drown in a shower of pee

Okay, see you soon.

I'll consider it

fuck no i saw this in a video

How many thots have you fucced the past month?

yea i heard all about Dr O before in the 90's and early 2000's when i was growing up it was a big thing

Dr. K not Dr O

Dr.No

hello add me on snapchat !!

gay

why does me posting on phone never put my trIP

Had a thing with a thot a while back, but she found a bf so for some reason she thought that had to stop
Wew

boy.

BEANED

I would add onto my list, but... you know. It is exclusive.

Why didn't you make her yours?

i would never have wanted to see something like that in person, ever

Idk man. Probably should have.
How about you? Thots ezpz when ur a gril?

You don't have at least a little bit of morbid curiosity?

a "little" bit of morbid curiosity can be contained to some videos and articles on the internet, it's not so hard to imagine how we perish in various ways, humans are very squishy and weak

I'm a boy though.

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How about you? Thots ezpz when ur a hot boy?

boy seems to be a very loose term around here

I'm gay

boy is a very lose term in general

i would like an example of what you mean by this

I am a girl, tee hee

even sinni is one of the boys now

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I'm a fox yip ^.^

because she is

even this genderless magical fox is one of the boys

Is that fucking dani

i dont know is it

Nani?

*pees*

Banani?

too lewd

I'm pretty sure it's not, if you mean Foxy Dani.

no you aren't

Nani the fug

magical goat is going to argue with a magical fox

Lemme guess, you're not actually a magical goat huh.

Lewd af

Nani the heck?

looooooooooool

Good night now :3

nini buddy.

wow

nope
where did you get that idea

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I have surprisingly little Akebono bookmarked on pixiv.

i really appreciate everyone (mostly) here.

you guys. are nice. it is nice i found here. thank u. i love u all. happy.

i appreciate thattttttt... people are varied. and yet not entirely. but like. a good balance. keeps things interesting.

GLAD TO BE A PART OF IT !!!!!!!!

what

sometimes the new kids get a little emotional

My Angel Temma, you're a weeab - who's your favourite 2hu?

Step up your porn game

Reimu

A very small percentage of my pixiv bookmarks are porn.

Why armpit miko?

I think you mean 0%

A very small percentage of my pixiv bookmarks are not porn.

Solely because armpit.

Are you stalking me?

Link me.

I don't want to be appreciated. I want to be worshipped. I am the GOD OF ANIMUS.

Sanae's also a-um.
An armpit miko.

She's also a g-good girl.

I was kidding, I just have a .txt file with artist names.

the fuck is an armpit miko

you dont get to make that decision !

A miko with exposed armpits, clearly.

I am beyond the machinations of mere mortal posters.
I have ascended.

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...

Yeah, but Reimu is cuter imo

Wow. It's easy to make an account though.

I bless the green bean

You're going to love this, trust me.

What you're seeing now is my normal state.

This is a super shitposter.

And this? This is what is known as a shitposter that's ascended past a super shitposter.

Or you can just call this a super shitposter 2.

And this.
Is to go.
Even further beyond!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i support this shitpost chain

I think I tried once, forgot why it didn't work out. I usually just visit sankaku channel for my porn needs. Is pixiv better, you think?

this is what i like to see.

THIS IS IT.

RIGHT

HERE. YES.

KEEP IT UP. DO IT DO IT DO IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i cant believe the super saiyan 3 transformation meme is still relevant

did you guys know Sean Schemmel passed out in the booth doing that

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Breathes- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

goku never had to breath

not even in space

jfc that video

Aroooo

I mean, I use pixiv on my phone for cutes mostly, but for any sort of advanced searching you need premium.

exhentai is for porn :^)

I think I might have a drinking problem

omg start a howl.

STARt. a hoooowl.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AW AW AW AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

aaaaaWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

everyone at my job getting in trouble and getting fired and I'm just sitting there while the boss is chewing us out thinking "can i go bruh this doesn't apply to me"

fuckin Todd got fired for taking a piece of gum out of a manager's car
lmao

yea your problem is im not there drinking with you

Took you long enough

FreeFree is here, it's okay bro

nezi star employee !!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy shit that's hilarious
Out of all the things you could get fired from

Taking a piece of gum lmao

I think it's starting to affect me tho

Ahhhh doushio

Mkay. Yeah exhentai does the job well enough, perv.

it's always relevant

Drink more.

especially f:piss drinking

once in a blue moon I'll miss a shift (think every 2-3 months or so) but otherwise I'm on time and never make any mistakes really

it's an easy job but they hire unreliable people sometimes

dude literally showed up late to every shift and left early 99.9% of the time
then he steals gum from the ONE really nice manager and BAM fired

Soto don't die yet, I'm visiting Cali next September

I think the tags are called by urine, not piss. Amateur

What? There urination and piss drinking, two different tags.

this video has cute geckos in it

the killers, good taste

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Why would drinking Bud Light get people's rocks off?

overplayed joke tbh

's

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That kind of advice will really be the death of me

Also are we going to get drunk and sing the Nico Nico Douga Medley at AX?

They probably needed a good excuse to fire him and couldnt prove he was leaving early/late maybe cause you guys dont have clock in machines or someshit

Taking a gum is literally stealing so gg

I'll try to

No promises

I GOT GAS IN THE TANK

I GOT MONEY IN THE BANK

I lol'd

Welp, I'll concede there and declare you the urine/piss expert.

But I'm a boy and my voice sux

There's a dick in that image, are you gay?

ripprionii

Even better

And singing is not about being good at it, it's about having fun

Yo what's up Freeman!
How ya been man?
We really need to kick it one of these days I drive by your pad occasionally
My fring Manthony lives by the Winco on Florida Ave

nah we literally have a clock in system with fingerprint scanning

they don't normally fire people over being late
they certainly weren't happy about him being late but that wasn't enough

if you cause a problem for one of the big managers like that you're fucked no matter what tbh

...

Hey, Spoilers.

Spoilers?

Would probably be nothing more than a beer or two somewhere. I'm going with the family and as I understand, it's like a package deal where we have shit to do every day.

Is it gay if I imagine I'm the girl?

We def need to kick it! Been real rough for a while but things are starting to help put me back on my feet!

Hit me up on fb if you ever do though. My room is a pigsty so I'd rather adventure a bit than stay at my place.

too much pain to work anymore

someone give me money

me too also money

NO
FUCKING LOSER

How many times have you been railed in the butt?

Yeah, kinda.

O-oh

Poor guy lmao

Must've been lols hearing that shit happen tho

What part of Cali are you guys gonna be at anyways?
Also I'll be nice and well behaved in front of your family lol

Probably grab a beer or 4 and some good food
Then take a selfie or something gay like that

That's really good to hear man!
We can do something at Mannys pad and watch anime and drink
I'll let you know for sure man

How's life been anyways?

None actually

Pretty boring right?

Mega gay even.

I'll pay you in snuggles

what's wrong with you? :c

people have been fucking up left and right lately

lost porsche key, the gum stealing, crashing a hellcat, etc.

File for disability claiming you are transgender.

This... could be a good arrangement... Go on...

I've gotten fired from like 4 different jobs already cause of my drinking

I'm on my fifth different one now

Getting jobs is so easy for me, it's just keeping them is the fucking hard part

Right now I'm a Machine Operator lol

Oh I should be able to take a few hours off from hanging around them. We're just gonna see most of the touristy stuff, whatever that is. I'll let you know.

Well RIP

and I really won't complain if you w-want to touch my butt or something >.<

I'll be fine hopefully after I get on Humira
they've got me going on some shitty pill first though

I'm not a lazy cunt

nice erin meme tho

bruh you show up at work drunk or just don't make it there because of drinking?

(nothing actually i just would like a job) or money

either works.

Yeah, boring as heck.

I'll be the first.

When are you going to cyber Soto?

Methotrexate?

Even an accidental squeeze :O

oh my god its gordan freeman, are we ever getting halflife 3????

apremilast

that's f-fine

"this truly is, a half life"
what did they mean by this

Most of the time I don't show up cause Im literally dying lol

I do go in at times and have a bad cause of the shakes
My coworkers usually ask me if Im okay and I just tell them I'm fine, just a little bit cold hence the "shivering"

I'll even bring Ian too
Sounds like a ton of fun
Do you and your fam usually go out for vacation alot or is this a first?

At least buy me dinner first

Theres a good gurl

Please.

It's a first visiting the states, they usually like to go someplace every few years and me and my brother is usually invited.

And yeah bring whoever, it'll be dank as fuck.

I was going to buy you poutine.

That's not an answer!

that people are short-sighted and their plans only half-realized, lived out for gain instead of true prosperity

that we only half enjoy life until we have it taken away from us and replaced with something foreign and different

that even the connections we make with each other are taken for granted until something threatens to rip them away from us

or you know, shitty chemistry joke

shaking from withdrawals? you might wanna consider rehab mate

hehe...^^

show me dem goodies

Why would brag about this?

i dont think he's bragging about getting fired for drinking

homie you gotta cool it on the partying a little Soto

Damn, I can't say no to that

At least be gentle

Can I make fun of your accent? :3

I only get the shakes when I drink like a fuckton and when I drink I tend to not eat much cause I dont feel like drinking afterwards
Like its probably the not eating part that fucks me up
I gotta stay slim though lol

Not really bragging
Just stating facts

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Too bad for you!

I've gotten rid of most of my accent, but you're welcome to. The danish accent is so thick, among other things.

F U L L
L I F E
C O N S E Q U E N C E S

you and me, we're on the same wavelength

ohohoho

you'll have to come get them~

that's pretty bad for you fam

I need to kill fast
and bullets
are too slow

what if halflife 3 actually has john freeman in it

Don't remind me lmao

y-you going to make me p-pounce

Twitch doesn't feel as strong anymore. I'm kind of sad because I can't find the runes that work with him.

Tried Vayne?

I won't be.

What the heck? Why?

Nah. Twitch is about the only ADC I play.
I really only do support and jungle. Been doing Ekko mid lately though. I'm trying to spread my play out so I can get diamond next season.

It was too easy, couldn't resist

Anyways, I think I'll fap and head to sleep. Take care of yourself nigga.

:3

time to drink a trashy 4loko

If you're trying to get to diamond, wouldn't it be better focusing on two roles at most, and a few champions within that role?

I did manage to get rank 7 on him before the changes so I'm happy with that at least. I also had enough to get all the champs and a token for Zoe and a name change.

Hence why I'm doing jungle as well. Though I duo with a friend so I'll just be supporting mostly. Mid is just 'cause Ekko is fun as hell.

Take it easy dude
Happy fapping

Canadians sure are rough

Fuck that shit dude

I'd rather drink like a Hurricane/Natty Daddy/King Cobra instead of that

Just do AP Malphite

ill keep an eye out for those

i dont do alcohol a lot and this was just around

dude i would drink the fuck out of some hurricanes just looked up the recipe and its super easy

Yeah it has a high alc % but it also has so much sugar in it and that's what kills you the morning after

That would lead to full
life
CONSEQUENCES
I'd be excited to kill ghosts though.

doesnt really bother me since i drink them well before bed and drink a lot of water afterwards, the taste is what bothers me most

well good luck with the dying

:3c

why does this sound unironically good, we are the autism

rum's good

it would be like SVEN but built in

Synergy but SVEN with a new half life.

-pounce- owo was dis

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>when you cum and wait a few minutes but your dick is still hard

Fucking furries man

feels good

I'm gonnya cry.

Please yurushite me.

no wonder you find entertainment in shitposting, we are a very christian and celibate people aren't we?

this IS a christian website after all

VERY christian

Good night, my beloved underlings.

veeeeerrryyy christian

priests in robes molesting little boys christian

or is that Catholic

Night Scoot

Roman Catholicism is a Christian faith.

I wonder if your kisses taste like white hot chocolate and poutine

they have white hit chocolate in Canada??

Also just got scooped by a friend driving around what you up to

hot*

Anyone here getting Monster Hunter World?

About to do laundry

Sounds like fun

so fat watter?

nini scootsy !!

damn keyboard, hangs on letters sometimes

Yes? Did someone say it wasn't?

Fucking right I am
Whenever they announce it on PC

...

Oh

I'm getting it on PS4 to play with one of my friends.

I don't have a PS4

What the heck?

I brush my teeth.

I want Youmu to peepee touch me when Im passed out

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:*(

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I sure hope so

But what toothpaste do you use tho?

I'm a total faggot and use that Crest Whitening shit
If not my teeth would be yellow af with all the coffee I drink and occasional cigarettes I smoke

Yea man coffee tea and cigs will do your teeth in

Sensodyne Pronamel because this nigga got sensitive teeth.

Until I know who you are I don't really care to interact.

I've cut back on cigarettes cause they've been getting stupid expensive
I've been drinking way more coffee now

Surprisingly havent felt the need to smoke honestly
People make it sound like quitting is the hardest shit ever

That acid reflux got you fucked up lmao
I heard it also can give you insomnia

RICHMOND, Virginia --
A transgender candidate defeated an incumbent Virginia lawmaker who sponsored a bill that would have restricted which bathrooms she could use.

Democrat Danica Roem, a former journalist, is set to make history as the first openly transgender person elected and seated in a state legislature in the United States. She unseated Republican Del. Bob Marshall, one of the state's longest serving and most socially conservative lawmakers.

Niggas using a jackhammer at 7am gives me insomnia dude.

Quitting isn't hard its all a head game

BRO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Some lady rammed her fucking SUV into our apartment patio last week and now they have some Mexicans working on it from like 7am till 3pm

So I wake up all hungover to loud ass Mexicans shouting and sawing and constant hammering

Color me triggered

Im glad she managed to not go inside the living room

Holy shit lmao

Oh my goooood that's so funny tho I bet they grill there

I don't cotton to the idea of giving my identity to any rando over the computer.

F

They've made decent progress for like just two days
I guess Mexicans are pretty hard workers

I just wish they were quieter

Funny story the lady who fucked our shit up lives like 4 apartments down from ours
Sucks for her though cause it's gonna cost her like 3k I think

It wasnt funny at all cause we couldnt wash for like a whole week and I was down to my last boxers and pair of clean socks

Its daijoubu now

new

new

I don't really give a shit about IRL info.
More just your thread name.