Headlines you can read if you have the misfortune of living in America

Headlines you can read if you have the misfortune of living in America

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That's a libertarian one- got any good liberal/neoliberal ones?

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I win

It's The Grauniad, but this headline is American par excellence.

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BREAKING: Trump brokers a cease-fire with Putin over Syria, potentially averting nuclear apocalypse–BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RUSSIAN HACKING?!

that name echoes

and besides, neoliberal feminism is still feminism. it needs to die.

Plus all the retarded diarrhoea you see on the 'news' boards on this site.

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I hate America. I hate capitalism.

I actually fully support the sale of raw milk. The only reason it is illegal is the result of collusion between industrial dairy and organized crime. What makes raw milk unsafe to drink is the industrial production and distribution chain, which requires milk to be handled many times and transported long distances between distribution points. It's extraordinarily wasteful and destroys the milk. Raw milk is higher quality, more healthful, and allows the creation of butter, cream and other dairy products in the home instead of being sold and packaged separately many times (essential, the dairy can sell you the same product many times over). Farm to table raw milk is easy to safely produce and should be legal to sell.

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the one that says "child safety tips form an ex pedofile is from the onion
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I read a similar headline a day or two ago, but it was "Chemical banned from children's toys found in macaroni and cheese".

kek/10
mad/10
wtv/10
dead/10

That first one isn't so bad
It's not Beyoncé it's the system itself which is rigged

Read that as "Fall 3 from drinking raw milk".

Wasn't there a guy in Japan that drank Fukuyama water to show that it wasn't irradiated and then got sick?

The liberals will be ground up into a healthy nutritious supplement to feed the world's poor while socialism is being built.

HAHAHA I WANT TO DIE

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Beyoncé is pretty terrible both musically and as a human being though tbh.

This was actually a street performer in Mexico doing this, not an anti-Trump thing.

Goddamnit i thought this was legit for a second

Now it is an anti-Trump thing.
Because the internet is just magic like that.

Good for her

Go hard or not at all