I am an Islamist, ama

I like you

I'm a muslim socialist only because introducing myself that way might give enough boomers heart attacks to improve the country

Ah, haven't gotten to the peer review yet.

What is your opinion on Stalin?

How did you know what I nickname my penis? This is the best technique for hitting on TSA bar none

Not an argument.

who do you support in syria

Here we go.

I personally think they're all ZOG Occupied Government'd.

Stupid retarded dumbo giant bad man.

made me think

What are your thoughts on this guy? And what do you think of the Nation of Islam?

Anime's haram cuz it's casting an image of a living being.

Malcolm X was good, The Nation Of Islam was shit.

Why do people have such a hate-boner for Baby Boomers?

Sunni Muslim/Traditionalist here. Good guy who deserves all the credit he gets, but NOI is deviated from orthodox Islam and espouses racism so that's a no go.

In the US, they're the most reactionary generation by far and were the most indoctrinated into red baiting.

If it bothers you just replace "baby boomers" with "fox news viewers" and the joke works the same

Malcolm was a good boi, NOI is shit.

I'm watching Lain right now actually heh

He converted to sunni islam before being assassinated

Off-topic, but if I was an authoritarian dictator I'd ban The Big Bang Theory and send people who watch it in secret to re-education facilities.

They killed him too cuz he spoke out against how fucking retarded the organization was and how hypocritical Father Elijah Mohammed was.

It's not even the worst long running sitcom it's just the one with the most memes about it being bad

It still ain't halal, bro. Stop it.

It's fucking terrible. The memes are right.

Name one worse. I fucking dare you.

You fooled me for a second there, afroman.

No one said it wasn't terrible fam

I mean the fact that it was running right next to 2 broke girls for so long and yet everyone only ever talked about how horrible bbt is tells it all. I'm not saying it's better than every says, i'm saying other sitcoms are much, much worse than other people say.

My dad's literally this. He's this old African nigga who gave me an earful bout communism being against """human nature""" and bout Marx being Jewish. He also ain't too fond of Muslims. I wear one of them checkered Palestinian scarfs when it's a bit chilly and he warned me bout being associated with Arabs. Spooked as fuck.

Sitcoms are an abomination against comedy to be honest. Except for Sanford And Sons. Hehehe…"I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

I'm on the other side of it. Muslim dad who never stops talking about the jewish conspiracy against muslims. Took me a while to convince him Erdogan wasn't based.

My dad and your dad prolly agree on Jews. Mine thinks they're tryna achieve world domination through war and banking. At least you *managed* to convince yours bout anything though.

How do Islamic countries deal with inflation?

There are no countries that currently operate under strict islamic economic rules. There are some articles you can read on what a hypothetical islamic economic system would look like (with various interpretations on how "properly islamic" past systems were)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_in_Islam
hizb-ut-tahrir.org/PDF/EN/en_books_pdf/economic_system.pdf

Why arent you secular yet?

Why arent you secular yet? Become secular like us Turks lad

Wew did a double post

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hehehehe

They are that doesnt mean they arent secular

We still are though

not for long

You are an islamist and also watch Serial Experiment Lain ? How much Captagon do you ingest everyday ?

Sunni or Shia? If Sunni which school?

Jihadi Nick Land in this ITT.

The Simpsons has been awful for longer than it ever was good

The Prophet is a lot like Lenin tbh.

Except for raping kids and being a spooked dick.

The love between the Prophet and Aisha was pure as driven snow

So was the love between Koba and Lidya. Haters gonna hate.

Muʿtazila or nothing.

Why is Christ's promise of eternal life not good enough for you?

Muslims believe in eternal life too

How do I get a qt arab gf?

By allah this level of ignorance is a disgrace

Go to one of the really repressed arab places that also let westerners in, or convert and get an arab wife if you ask for one.

Every sitcom has hot chicks in it. Sitcoms are especially awful if you just want to see hot chicks cuz it gives them an opportunity to do "clean" entertainment instead of nudity like they would probably otherwise