LOL

LOL

don't bees die when they sting someone?
is that awful kek meme gonna die now?

P E A K C H A N O L O G Y

/Ourguy/

lol why is stefan saying "not an argument"

what does that have to do with anything

holy shit these comics are so great

It's his catchphrase. If Ben Garrison somehow put Urkel in it, he'd be saying "Did I do that?"

This is what happens when memes > reals.

The memes have reached post-irony, DRUMPF IS FUCKING FINISHED

WE R ANONIMUS AND WE R LEGON

"When a honey bee stings a person, it cannot pull the barbed stinger back out. It leaves behind not only the stinger, but also part of its abdomen and digestive tract, plus muscles and nerves. This massive abdominal rupture kills the honey bee. Honey bees are the only bees to die after stinging."

It just feels like Ben's cartoons have turned into a mere advertising spot for Molymeme and PJW. Like the Transformers TV show of political satire.

MAKE IT HAPPEN

I cringed so hard I died thank you Ben.

close enough

lol

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Who is the Quincunx bee guy?

So, this is how america ends. Not with a huge glorious war to repel "evil invaders" but by pepe the frog and the idiocracy that is ensuing with it.

Hold a sec…

Why is there a bee with a die side on it though

i swear these comics could pass as surrealism

Some e-celeb called MarkDice

Pure cancer.

it's like he doesn't remember that they made him pass as a jew hating nazi to the point it made national news.

I legit have no idea what to feel about this.

That's a new low for him.

Nice ass (Hillary's is still better tho).

Ben was already hoarding himself out.

Makes you think

I'm cringing so much looking at this

It's so fucking dense

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These threads are becoming a common thing now
And they have never failed to make me want to blow my brains out

Garrison is getting more repetitive that Buckley

Also

At most they're lulbertarians nowadays and AnCaps

sometimes I forget I am on this shitty as website founded by GG crybabies

I've noticed something about Ben, whenever he draws the movement of females he always emphasizes the motion of their rear. I haven't actually seen him do it when male characters move. On top of that, he almost always draws Hillary THICC. Not saying this is any definite proof, but do you think Ben has preferences he expresses through his art?

Also notice how his art got progressively worse, not just in the style of the delivery of the message, the entire way he draws it. He used to make pretty clear, aesthetic pics, but suddenly decided to make them gritty, full of lines for excessive shading and squirmy lines, in particular when illustrating his ideological opponents.

What happened Ben? Are you really turning into Zyklon Ben?

Jews (legitimately) did that though.

Hold on, enhanced. Also 2nd pic related; the only good thing that came out of the garrison cartoons of the last years is reaction images.

You haven't seen his spank fetish material?

I don't have it on my computer because if I did, it would shoot bees out of my CD drive, but if you ever want your penis to crawl back into your body for safety, I suggest looking them up.

That was fucking fake, it wasn't Garrison who made those. The guy who made those claims didn't back up anything he said and it was debunked in the same thread.

Oh, bugger, I was unaware of that. I sure as fuck wasn't going to look that up after that thread.

Scare normies with webm related.


Old Ben was relatively subtle, an anti-statist civil libertarian opposed to big government as well as big business, but new Ben labels everything, explains everything, loves the state as long as it has a Trump sticker on it and leaves nothing to the imagination. At this point he's just pandering to Trumptards for donations.

Quickly approaching SJW levels of cringe.

Why libtards are so fucking hypocrites?

He wasn't blackmailed. It just so happens that he is a total degenerate and didn't want people IRL to know that he wastes his time hanging out with 14 year old boys on r/T_D.

We're already there, we've been there since the Republican primaries

This is blackmailing m8, and doens't matter her age.

Again, why are libtards so hypocrite?

This is cancerous.

The person in question is a 20 to 30 year old dude who spouts fascist bullshit on Reddit all day. I don't give a shit what heppens to someone like that.

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Pretty much yeah.

Pretty much yep.

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I don't think many liberals actually care about concepts like free speech as much as they claim they do; rather they favor a "tolerant" version of the status quo, and so they don't have much basis for defending a trumpfag, but do see much reason in defending their primary news source because it developed their world view. Generally I think most people are liberal because they really don't care about politics very much, and so when the time comes for political discourse they just parrot what they were taught in elementary though high school and that is on the news.

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this but unironically

I really don't think CNN or anyone outside of the reddit/chan sphere cares

That man has freedom of speech. He has used it to great effect. Now he gets to reap the rewards of his free speech. I see no reason why """ironic""" fascists shouldn't be exposed for the losers they are.

Maybe it wouldn't fit the legal definition of blackmail, but it came really close. It also looked extremely petty, so it's hard to sympathise with them. HanAssholeSolo was a retard for posting personal information, and wrote dumb'fucking retarded things, but do we really want news organizations hunting down wrongthink against them? I say no.


This is about much more than some fascist plebbitard. This is about a news organization hunting down dox on someone mocking them with a stupid .gif and threatning them with exposure unless they cease all lulz. What do you think CNN cares the most about: crushing capitalism or larger profit margins?


If HanAssHoleSolo deserves dox for anything, it's being stupid enough to post personal information through his reddit account.

i just got cancer from this image

I want to fucking kill Ben Garrison so much

I keep seeing this. look, the dude spoke in the public sphere. he made a commentary in the public sphere. a news organization is well within its normal, natural function reporting who the commentator is, where's he's from, and what he does. that's how it works. the fact that the guy was a pussy coward, well, that's his problem. but this was not a "dox." you say shit in the public sphere, be prepared

They are just reporting fam

He got what he deserved, People crying their eyes out about this are clearly newfags to the internet entirely. It was only a few years ago that even Holla Forums would be laughing at this dumb fuck for his mistake.

It existed for almost a year before GG

You could say this about anyone on the internet, including us. That doesn't mean news organizations should start doxing everyone online who makes a negative comment or image related to them.

Even so I'm not siding with some multi-billion dollar corporation fucking some edgy idiot over while simultaneously crying oppression, because you can be sure as shit they wouldn't have any compunction over doing the same to one of us

do they really think that 1 million youtube subs will beat out the combined views of all of those stations?
Also
ok

No
they wanted to find out about the guy who the FUCKING POTUS retweeted a gif from sense they are looking for ways to tie trump to the alt-right
this guy was a fascist racist douche for a YEAR on twitter
when they called him he freaked the fuck out and tried to scrub his history and called them back and begged them to not report on him and even apologized for the gif, it was all on him that it came out this way.

that being said, if I were to go on facebook or reddit and post a paragraph and a half about how I hate niggers and my black boss was to see this he would be in his right to fire my ass because, well besides saying " there would be workplace tensions" or "its bad pr for the company" that's just the way it would be.
you have the freedom to call someone a dumbass and they have the freedom to tell you leave and call you the same

I don't think Ben Garrison even understands where kek comes from, hence this awful pun.

wtf i love ben garrison now

I don't think he posted on Reddit with the implicit understanding that he was just one pissed-off multibillion dollar corporation away from being doxxed for

In much the same sense that you'd probably be a bit concerned if some aut-right dweeb doxxed you and got your employer to fire you for making "inappropriately socialist comments" or whatever on here

This isn't even getting into the fact that he didn't have some sort of agreement with Trump over that gif, it's not like it being retweeted by the fucking POTUS was intentional

Listen you fucking marron
when a journo finds finds you and asks you for an interview it isnt doxxing
Cnn wasnt going to straight doxx him they just wanted a comment
HE FLIPPED OUT and started begging them to keep is identity a secret.

>CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.

That sounds pretty fucking close, user

I just misspelled maroon, while trying to insult his intelligence
I think its time for sleep

how do you know

that was coerced out of him?

they have the right to release his info because weather you want to admit it or not he became a public figure when he claimed the .gif that a public figure, a contentious one at that, re-tweeted him,
he knew that should CNN do a report they would bring up his posts about stabbing muzzies and hating niggers
cause thats what they do they REPORT on things, this isnt a case of some basement dweeb doxxing somoene over a youtube spat

fucking water gate was a doxxing according to you

Again, this is also keeping in mind that the creator of that gif created it obviously without the foresight that the fucking POTUS might make a tweet out of it.

And you think it would've stopped there? You don't think he would've received the Ken Bone treatment if he'd just stuck his head down and done nothing?

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend if it's a multi-billion dollar outfit that parrots neoliberal talking points, and the sooner the MSM's hegemony over the media is reduced the better

Ken bone isnt even hated, he said he liked a girls butthole and everyone laughed, this guy would of been fucking raked over the coals though and it would of put the potus back on the defensive

The point of the matter being that CNN went out of its way to uncover his Reddit posts in the presumed hope they would uncover something salacious for the public to gawp at from a man asking run-of-the-mill questions that unintentionally became a meme

And no, I don't think the height of journalism is all but doxxing someone that became internet famous for asking during the presidential debate what would happen to the coal industry

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wilders needs a kippah

what a fucking turd.

It's amazing that we've arrived at a point where people would create something like this unironically.

I wonder if an experiment at CERN has caused people to become insane.

Anonymous doesn't have a political ideology.

It's not has bad as these comics by the Vigilant Christian or any thing by Enterspergs who make cartoons of people beating up cartoon characters from shows that Mr. Entard says is bad like Family Guy.