ITT: Explain honestly who you are

We're all lefties in some way or other (besides the visiting polyps) so lets discuss our backgrounds and try and get a general consensus on the average identity

20
Scottish
Male
Uni Student studying Marketing, aiming for PR, drug dealing on the side
ENTP
Creativity, Intuition, Wit, Charisma, Logic, Intelligence, Leadership
Laziness, Forgetfulness, Argumentative, Slightly bad temper
Luxemburgist, philosophically a bit of an Egoist
Reading, Politics, Economics, History, Boxing, Muay Thai, Gym, Running, Seshes, Football, Pub, Walking the dog, Hill climbing, drugs and drink
Definitively Chad but an intelligent one not caring about social status with a large gathering of Beta friends
Something that sums you up in one

Other urls found in this thread:

teachyourselfcs.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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FBI, stop being lazy. You already track all of our Internet activity, put the pieces of the puzzle together yourselves.

My name is Phillip Casey, I live at 19 Tampura Dr. Florida. I am 26 years of age. Come and get me.

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my name is Chad
i like to blame minorities to make me feel better about my insecurities
i have a cuck folder collection to embarrass degenerate leftists
I think that trump, farage and le pen will show the system what is what

embarassing

im tempted to write one anyway because it looks fun and thats just how this pure ideology works

saying its FBI is optimistic

Nice try, FBI.

Next time please include your previous work experiences.

le epic fbi memes haha xd

i don't have any besides stacking shelves at tescos for like 3 months and then leaving cause of how boring it got

never needed to work and back in secondary I just put my EMA into drugs and sold them off

guys, we should respond to op, this is probably hurting his feelings right now the way you are all treating him

16
AmeriKKKa
smash the binary
none yet, will study sociology later
no idea what this is
intelligence, patience, durability, creativity, niceness
obese, bad at sports, don't know anything about economics
anarchist, feminist, environmentalism
feminism, steven universe, the walking dead, game of thrones
butch

Tell me where (approximately) you live in Scotland, then I will tell you something about me.

Aberdeen

mfw i have a degree in sociology

19
Mexican
Male
Uni student
INFJ
I dont know maybe creative, cool headed,big dick
Lazy
Film, songwriting, journalism
Libertarian socialist/anarchist
None

I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer. I got hot blood, pumping through my veins.

Im not doing your homework, fed. You get paid to puzzle this shit together, so do your damn job.

pls be in Fife

i-i could always go to fife if you want

have relatives there

All I will tell you is that this pic also sums me pretty well since I just snorted a bit of speed even though it's 10 PM where I live and nothing will happen tonight and I feel stupid to have done this but I will either read Capitalist Realism or play vidya…or intensifies my shitposting there.

Venezuelan
Male
Occupation: Student
My mom earns a bit more than the minimum wage, if I didn't get money from family members overseas I wouldn't have enough money for food.
When I like something or I'm fixing something that I use regularly, I can spend a lot of time and effort on it, without losing concentration or taking breaks.
Laziness, can't stick to a schedule.
Libertarian socialist
Pretty much anything related to computers (I'm currently teaching myself CS with teachyourselfcs.com/ and learning about web development with freecodecamp and theodinproject, planning to skip university)
Beta.

28

American (German-Jewish, Scandinavian, British, Dutch, Scottish, French, Lenape and Mohawk First Nations)

Female

High fashion, independent journalist, make enough to get by

INFJ

Intelligence, creativity, ambition, humility

Anger, depression, impulsiveness, procrastination, paranoid, anxious

Insurrectionary anarcho-nihilist green Maoist radical feminist Situationist

Philosophy, religion, esotericism, history, art, literary theory, travel, mystery

Not sure

jesus christ people, what is wrong with you?

MBTI is the myers-briggs personality tests. just google one online and post the 4 letter code on here.

Sheep Shagger

14
American
Man
I'm a highly successful businessman earning upwards of 6 figures.
ENTJ
I'm basically good at everything.
I get bored easily. Being better than others can be hard as people can't really keep up with me.
164, higher when I'm not tired. (I did a few tests online)
Anarcho-capitalism. I believe it's the only system that gives people like me what I deserve. (Unlike the jealous poormies in this thread)
Gaming
I transcend the chad/beta spectrum. I'm essentially pure Alpha.
I'd rather not.

Imagine my surprise

Serfdom

46
Israeli
Male
Finances, 6 figure salary and 7 figures from investments
Heritage, Chutzpah, Devotion
Short and balding
Social democracy, of course.
Community outreach, reading, gourmet dining, dates with my lovely wife
Beta

27
USA
Male
Lab tech ~$25k/year
INPYTFDJLNG
Fucked if I know
Time management
ML
Is drinking a hobby? Vidya, books especially history related, pipe smoking
What in the sweet mother of fuck are you talking about

25
Burger
Male
Student and manual labor, not too much but I get by and have a lot of savings because of bonds
ENTP
Decent writer, big cock, good looking, smart if I'm not drunk
Lazy, drinking, fear of mollusks, can't commit, only 5'9"/175cm
Ancom/Ansyn
Fitness, films, books, vidya, drinking, bdsm,
I dunno, I fuck a lot so I guess chad but never felt or looked like the sterotype found in those robot comics
Close to my cut body and I like feeding qts in bed.

This is a funny way of saying Pol Potist.

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I'm not complaining but…

my social security number is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

18
Burger
Male
College Student studying Int. Rel
INTP
Memeing
Loner
Leninist but becoming disanfranchised
History, Politics, Music, Clothes
Beta with Chad tendencies

18
English
Male
Student, Physics, Maths, Media Studies
INTP
Wit, Logic, Arguments
Mildly sociopathic
In theory, LibSoc. In practice, Corbynboi
Film, Vidya, Gym
90% beta last year, now 65% chad

19
burger
M
mostly fixing washers, dryers,and refrigerators when ever I can trying to save up for college
Intj
Hard worker if I have to, work best by myself, some what creative, good speaker/debater
Not very good in crowds, cynical, shoulder problems, depression
No real specific ideology I guess closest is leninism though usually just identify as authoritarian
reading,music, politics, writing, nature? If you would count that
Not quite a Chad but not exactly beta

19
american
trans male
student and private tutor
infp
empathy, intelligence
depression
still learning but probably anarchist. kinda sjw
dogs, queer shit
yea


nice.