It is 1917 and you have somehow ended up meeting vladimir lenin

Only correct answer so far

Ask him to reconsider just how much Kautsky influenced him.

He was already more than weary enough about Stalin and did everything in his power to try and get Stalin out of the party: leftcom.org/en/articles/2008-09-01/georgia-on-his-mind-lenin’s-final-fight-against-“great-russian-chauvinism”.

- Tell him to not have Trotsky destroy the Ukranian anarchists
- Tell him about the Left SR plot to kill him
- Tell him about how to win the war against Poland in a couple years
- Tell him to establish a clear successor(s) for when he dies
- Tell him to get in touch with German communists and prepare them for revolt.
- Tell him good luck.

t. Left SR counter-revolutionaries

Shoot him to prevent him from making the soviets into rubber stamps for the Bolshevik party. Murder as many Bolsheviks, Mensheviks, and Right SRs to make sure that all power does go to the soviets.

Have a chat with Stalin about his daddy issues, man got some problems

hey dood, the most rich deposits of oil and minerals in the world left to be discovered are located at the following coordinates and can be cheaply bought, also the procedures for making the most revolutionary drugs in the history of medicine are as follows, pay special attention to the Polio Vaccine. Find Lysenko and deport him. I've also prepared this list of children and young adults along with the villages they are from, please make sure all of these people are given political immunity and full scholarships to presitigous academies for physics and technical sciences. I'll also need to leave you with this folder of scores and lyrics for some songs that are pretty interesting. The "smuglianka" ones is about a girl from Bessarabia telling her boyfriend to join the partisans, it'll make sense in a few years" Finally, I would like to direct you to these blueprints I have for weapons I will refer to as the AK-103, PK, RPK, and RPG-16. you'll find the tolerance information and tooling specifications all included. now if you'll excuse me I'm going to use the royalty money I have from patenting Velcro to have an orgy with 6 French-Algerian girls

t. Fanny Kaplan

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I know he was already weary, but if he had actual knowledge of how hard he'd fuck shit up for everybody, Stalin wouldn't be alive by tomorrow. Hopefully, Trotsky, or Bukharin could become the chairman instead.

kek, think about how assmad the West would be if the USSR had managed to cure all the horrible afflictions that plagued the 20th century?

That article was shared here before but it's nothing but a crude distortion of what actually happened. Lenin was more nationalist than Stalin. Apperently bringing socialism to people is "nationalist chauvinism"

I dont speak russian so I would try to make with whatever german and english he could manage and ask him to kill stalin.

"kill Shicklegruber and Stalin, Lysenko's a quack and putting commisars in joint command of units is a retarded idea"

Fanny Kaplan did nothing wrong except miss

"Eyy bro, wanna crack open a cold one?"

AVOID BULLETS LENIN PLEASE

Put all the effort you can into supporting the Spartacus arising and warn Rosa of socdem betrayal.

"Fuck your vanguard party, it will fail! Abolish the state now!"

You fucked it up

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I'm like 98% sure you're trolling, but I'm still triggered

Listen to Rosa.

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I'd straight up pull a full Rosenberg. Time travellers don't have to worry about being electrocuted.

Gather all the public-domain information about everything related to nuclear weapons – uranium deposits, chemical/physical properties of uranium, isotope separation techniques, explosive lenses and detonation/firing systems, all the non-critical tests that LANL and LLNL did, all the diagnostic tools that are known to the public domain, tritium boosting, and the infamous Teller-Ulam design – and let the USSR get the Bomb first.

Other information in the package would be engineering/design information for conventional weapons (aircraft, tanks, ships, submarines), information about the best rocket designs (given what we know today, let USSR win the space race and put men on the fuckin MOON), and of course, lots of shit about digital computing. Atom bombs are not enough – the microchip is important too.

this but in exchange for leaving makhno/people at kronstadt alone

Explain in kind words, as if to a child, that no matter how pure Lenins intentions are, there will always be a snake beside him just waiting for him to turn his back.

One of the greatest flaws in communism is that communists actually trust people, like some kind of Care Bear bullshit.

I'd tell him everything true, and lie a bit to shill my own views.

Tell him about stalin, penicillin, how to make a transistor, basic logic gate theory, Fanny Kaplans assassination attempt, how to make Ak-47s, and also tell him to make Trotsky leave the Makhnovites alone and to prepare to send aid to the German workers in 1918.

Finally he should be told about nuclear fission and the long term threat of climate change.

I'm not even particularly fond of Lenin, but if he had this information in 1917 I believe we would have world communism by now.

why are leftcoms always so fucking savage? not that I mind

is this real?

ABSOLUTELY.

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Give a big hug and tell him it'll be all worth it in the end. Also warn him about fascism.

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smh y'all need some self-crit, your revolution looks really white, really cis, really hetero and really male.

You folks ain't never gonna unite the working class without an understanding of intersectional marxist ideas.