Witty op

witty op

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Clever.

I think I made Empty mad :(

How can you be behind on anything?

You watch like 3 series a season.

Let the hate flow within you.

I would rather fuck a dragon girl than a cat girl.

Unpopular opinions go in the other board.

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You can't just kick me out.

Tiki is a thicc dragon girl 4 u

Can't I?

I would rather fuck a normal, human girl of legal age than some made up anime abomination.

@grim

Honestly, because there's only a couple that I enjoy enough to watch as soon as they come out
Rest of them I lag behind when I have to go away for a weekend or something

You're not allowed.

Simple solution. Just never leave your house.

I sent it to the correct address this time.

Do you even know it? :^)

Testing made me his deputy.

How dare you doubt me?

I'm leaving on my own free will then.

Sorta wish I didn't have to

I'll believe it when I see a plate of food in front of me.

NEET life is great

You can't quit. You're fired.

NOICE

I already quit.

Her loli form is strong in Fire Emblem Heros.

Two weeks notice.

Ta-da!

why/how do people get attracted to lolis sexually
ive always wondered

nasty

kys

I walked out the door.

Its over a 1000 years old my dude.

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Then I'm locking it behind you.

What do I actually do for food though

I knew what I was getting myself into.

Enjoy it while it lasts :3

You can probably go out and pick something up.

Goodluck out there.

I was born into this world alone and I'll leave it alone.

I don't need luck where i'm going.

eat a potato, wishy.

Alright.

see you in heck

Yes, I'll just go out at 11pm in subzero weather during the winter :^)

I'm sick of it

No you won't. I'll live forever.

you don't keep potatoes in the pantry?

Is there a problem with that?

I'll live forever as a memory inside your head.

I have a dodgy memory.

Mm, I figured
Could be seen as a good thing that you're not content with it

You'll hold onto it.

Yes, it's cold.

Why would I eat a potato?

I'm going to go out and party every night.

Repressed.

Starting tonight

You wish.

You shouldn't, they need to be kept cold

gimme your address. I'll make you a plate of food.

Send me food too.

Why do I have to wish?

W-What?

H

123 fake street

How am I supposed to know ?

Use clairvoyance.

That will cost you 1 anime tiddies.

Fair enough, sub-zero weather and everything :3

I don't have those.

I'm cold ;~;

No payment, no service.

What are you, a hooker?

You have the power to get warm :3

Pretty much.

But I'm already in bed again

I have some strawberry yoghurt int he fridge if you'd like?

Wrap up then already, baka

Do you think I'm stupid?

Is it going on your navel ?

No, it most definitely is not.

Then I don't want it.

More for me.

Not one bit :3

Just wait then

Greedy.

I'll suffer through some quality episodes of Idol Jihen in the meanwhile.

Having all the strawberries isn't greedy.

It's tactical.

You're about to get these hands, boy.

Play at 1.1x speed so it takes less time

I love chipmunks

What does that mean?

I'm gonna apply for a normal day job this week, then maybe I can get some real friends and I won't have to talk to you faggots anymore.

It means i'm gonna hit you.

Hopefully.

Shut up Darwin

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It'll almost be like they're singing DT

I can hit back.

No bully.

I made soup.

That'd be 1.33

What kind?

What kind of soup?

I'm not worried.

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Chicken noodle

That is not bad. Why did it take you so long to decide on that? What the HECK!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iougei24you23ilrfe

Is it home made or?

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You should be, kid.

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1.5 no?

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I will win.

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The racist dude got killed by a tailswipe and died shitting his pants

I don't want it, I just need to eat.

Idiot.

I mean, it's just a Lipton whatever pack, but I add my own chicken/carrots/celery.

Yeah, I don't know anything about math.

What ?

That sounds good I guess.

the head of the hunters lodge in hzd

hes a racist fuck and chewed off more than he could swallow

Rude.

Winner gets boasting rights.

Shut up.

KAy

What Jack said.

Goodnight everyone!

I have made it home.
Sup?

Oh that guy

The winner gets to pick what he gets because hes the winner.

WAIT

Im waiting!

You shouldn't, he's too innocent

I thought you would have been gone by now. Awkward.

Good night.

I have already informed him.

Then what is he doing here?

empty makes me full inside

I'm not giving you my stuff.

I make empty feel full on the inside.

Okay.

Ehh? Of what?

Ok he's not that innocent, came from /lewd/ after all

What a shame.

Darwin

I grow weary of this world.

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If I win, I get your skateboards.

steam chat?

dindu nuffin

Thats fine.

I don't use them now that I have a car.

I'll take that too.

what matter of horseshit is this this
Fuck off.

I wish I had a warning too before -it- happened

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I paid a lot of money for that.

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What is there even to inform about?

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why are you posting furryshit at eachother

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Yet

Such is life

New posters are easily beguiled

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Yes you did.

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jack is back, jack strikes back, with a vengeance part deux

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And I just put new tiers and rims on it.

You should cap a fur shit avatar.

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Does it look cool?

Or is like an old timey car with terrible addons like I see most american kids have.

I bet I could shitpost like none other on /lit/ or something with these...

a red bmw

is good

Yeah that's my property now.

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no

There is no choice.

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I won't give you the keys.

2 late 4 u

I know how to hotwire anyway.

jack... come to me. im on skype

I will ruin you.

You can't ruin what you can't catch.

Talanah's got a pretty tight ass

I will grab you by your stupid hair and throw you on the ground.

Aloy has a fucked up face in this picture.

Huh, you know totally unrelated, but these look like what I assume techno-barbarians from 40k would look like.

ur backtraced scrub

Don't worry, I'm on it!

*fistbump*

How violent.

It is.

I will key your car when I leave.

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So you accepted defeat ?

No retreat no surrender

Just defeat.

sorry i interfered this was clearly a serious duel

The fire in my soul can never really go out.

oh shit I could totally start sentences with the images...

If you say so.

Quick interruption for the real question:

could a jedi master light and pull a bong hit using only the force, then make the smoke go across the room into his lungs? like a remote bong setup?

*fistbump*

I gladly await the Great Crusade.

I know so

Theoretically? Yes, I imagine one could.

But wouldn't it be more likely a Sith would?

Which one are you?

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fuck mtp.

What is that smirk for?

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the sith generally don't seem chill enough

Nothing

Yeah you better run.

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Imperium all the way. Chaos is tempting, very tempting, but order is more important...though post-Emperor Imperium is blegh.

no i meant im the bill clinton marine standing under the primarch

I think the Sith can be, it depends on what they have done in the day. Like, tell me Palpatine doesn't look like he's spent decades smoking space-weed.

Seriously though, post-Emperor imperium you really kinda have to go with Chaos otherwise you're just getting fucked forever and if you're a space marine you've got a goddamn bedtime.

She's pretty cool.

very fair point I think we need to see some more backstory to humanize the sith

They can't just spend ALL THE TIME lusting after power, right? They've gotta smoke some herb and speculate on new ways to acquire power now and then...

yes

shes like 8

I'm the dude with the screwed up right eye, about to swing that sword!

True, but then again, I'd think another great leader like the Emperor would suffice if you could ever kill off the cancer killing the Imperium. I mean, ugh, I don't even want to think about having to swing for Tau subjugation.

I think much as the Sith lusted for power and to be the most powerful, they also followed a natural cycle of things. They made great empires with clearly defined hierarchies, defended them with lethal force and demanded loyalty. But then conceded that ultimately, when they became weak, it was just to be defeated by someone better than them. Hence Palpatine talking of how Vader would become more powerful than he or Yoda. Though he was prepared for an eternal struggle with his own pupil for power.

Stop saving underaged girls.

Most of the things I post have a penis.

They are great.

Thats why I post them.

post best penis

Here

Does she?

Nice.

No but in the raid you fight her in all her minions talk about how they can't tell if shes a guy or a girl because shes flat.

Disgusting.

doko?

Looks like a futa to me.

I think flat chests on girls are pretty good.

Me too.

I just took a bunch of drugs that are gonna knock me out.

goodnight

Is a monster or something.

Oh, alright.

Goodnight.

helloooooo

Is dead.

Sup?

Her face keeps giving me the creeps.

super tired from work and didn't get much sleep

blech

how are you?

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Too much forehead imo

show me your forehead

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Too much goggles imo

Not enough squiddy.

Hi Squid

gay

gay

is this the only reason you want me to say that to you anymroe

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I mean I didn't necessarily *want* you to keep doing it, I kind of just memed a >tfw feku doesn't say hi to you anymore because I was bored at the time and wanted to talk to somebody. That gay there was only that because I was doing some stuff but felt I should give some form of response and couldn't think of anything better because I'm awful.

This plays really well with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music.

They nailed the new Aku.

When it's going down...

i think test doesnt want me to post this so im posting it

fagz

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in mystery heroes my main issue usually stems not from which heroes I get, but the fact that it always seems like half the enemy team ends up getting their mains about 10 seconds before my team wins on the first point, then proceeds to stomp shit the rest of the match.

also stop spectating me I'm fucking exhausted and playing like trash no judgerino

gonna spectate you twice as hard now

hey m8

almost 1 hour to the second lmao

sup aussie user?

playing rocket league and listening to some autistic savant type person talk about memes

how bout u

also it's brian btw

imagine sitting there listening to yourself while you play rocket league

i take autistic savant as a compliment

oh I should have know that.
how's the chest?

oh and I'm fine by the way, just playing overwatch with nezi.

Fuck everything.

My rage at whatever created this bullshit we call reality.

I mean sure

Autistic savant about memes though

Man that's one cute FS picture.

Why do you not burn everything to ash? It is your prerogative.

All would be better off as dust.

How does this even work?

most pictures of her are cute.

Nah, I think all would be better off as cuddle material.

True, though the ratio of cute to defilement pictures are pretty even at this point.

Seems unsustainable. Dust cannot suffer.

no significant changes

talking about actual memetics as in the spreading of ideas/culture, instead of specifically internet memes

how does what what

u seem cool, i want to know your opinions about things

explain what you mean by defilement.

good to hear.
or bad? I can't remember how much of a problem that thing was.

prepare to be disappointed.

Humans are like water beetles, doing circles on the surface of lake and believing that is all there is, oblivious to the horrors of the deeps and the predators which fill the sky.

Sustainability is lame, everything has a cycle. Eventually the cuddled would be unwilling, the willing would be caught in a struggle between being cuddled and refusing to cuddle, and would rise in their own league, ending it for both those radically compelled to cuddle and those who hated it, and a great compromise would be struck. Without cuddling would come a war, with war would come the return of a world without joy, And in the joyless void, cuddling would once again be taken up to prevent depression.

the deformity is largely irrelevant to my daily life to the point that fixing it with an operation will essentially be a cosmetic change

okay, then yeah, good to hear everything's holding up.

what are the horrors me m8

We were talking about you though, not that guy.

if this was facebook I'd like this post.

Perhaps it would be better to embrace the void.

What kind of memetics does he speak of and how is he an autistic savant?

Fluttershy getting uncomfortably molested by someone else like RD.

They are beyond comprehension for most, thankfully. They exist regardless.

don't be silly that never happens. those pictures are just a dream.

Cuddles rule...and all eventually leads to cuddling.

Voids are lame, order is where it's at.

I like the way you think.

We dug too deep. They are coming.

One thing is universal though, Fluttershy loves green sweaters or yellow dresses. Or vice versa.

I like that you like the way I think, those who embrace order, and cuddles, are most good indeed!

most art seems to have her in a yellow sweatshirt, but green looks good on her when they choose to use it.

cuddles reign supreme.

I am glad of it, though I have been committed to fighting for a thankless cause for as long as I know. I do not normally post drunk. In our hubris, our species mocks that which we do not understand and thinks ourselves to be the top of the heap. We are very wrong.

i've regularly been thinking/talking about memetics for a while now and i regularly rant about shit while playing vidya, so me talking about memes while playing rocket league has been a thing that has happened

he talks about all kinds of memetics, from typical culture to marketing

i don't actually think he's a savant, but he gives off an aspie vibe though
youtube.com/watch?v=fT6q-q0mV2s

Learn to cuddle the void before the void reaches out and finds you unprepared for its embrace.

are you able to comprehend them?

vill ha dig i mörket hos mig tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varandra

I sense their hunger.

elaborate

Well I assume you don't record it and play it back to yourself.

Does anybody else here even speak snow?

that's only because i'm too lazy to do that

I think cuddles and Fluttershy go hand in hand at this point. Though she does seem to both like, and completely misunderstand personal space.

Oh trust me, I've looked into that void, that endless darkness, the light-less tunnel of unending nothing. Not too fun, I like being here where even if we are chaotic, and often without humility in the face of how small we are, though it will matter not in a thousand millennia, it matters now, to us.

Ah thanks for the link, will check it.

The hardiest denizens of the void always win in the end. Good, evil, order, and chaos are but clumsy attempts enforce logic and understanding upon things which are fundamentally irrational and need neither logic nor understanding to function.

Have none of you ever wondered why it is that souls exist?

yeah

it's called darwinism

most people are quite aware of it

The very foundations of our reality are crumbling, and we seem to be willingly blinding ourselves.

It's not Darwin's Darwinism.

Honestly? I stopped caring a long time ago. About souls, about what's on the other side of death, if anything. Figure, if there's something good? Great! Something bad? Damn... And nothing? Then I sleep the greatest rest from which there is no waking. And if dying means I come back here, to do it all again, a different way? Then more fun for me!

It's all alarmingly real, and we seem to exist, trapped in a small bubble of space and time, for the entertainment of something which is similarly blind to its own imminent doom.

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None of this is real, as we understand the concept of "reality". That doesn't matter at all until suddenly it comes knocking.

Let's just say that our suffering provides more sustenance than our pleasure.

Meh, maybe it is, and maybe reality isn't what we think it is. Maybe on acid you're lucid and without it you're dreaming. Maybe you're the dark corner of my mind screaming at me that something is wrong. Or maybe reality both is and isn't what we make of it, and is neither what we imagine, nor what we can't fathom.

Perhaps we are in a universe which is within a bacterial life form that is floating towards a fireplace after being ejected from the mouth of a man in his dying breath in the outer-universe. But really, it doesn't matter, joy, suffering, or something bitter between, might as well just try and enjoy the life you have, and work for a better life you want to have, than fear the unknowable.

The void, paradoxically, is far from being empty or nothing.

you're the boring kind of weird

improve yourself

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Unsure if that cat is pissed or just tired, either way it looks neat.

it's high on valium

Are you drunkposting dark, philosophical ramblings from some lovecraftian fanfic?

My life is a lucid nightmare.

Ew Valium, needs Neurontin!

I have come to love it, but sometimes the rage and pain come to the surface.

Are you coming on to me here?

I don't even mean this as in "oh no everything sucks and isn't going my way" I mean it as in "everything you have ever feared is real and gunning for you".

How did you come to that conclusion?

Well shit, Communists and women unwilling to take no for an answer await me then...

They will most likely be the least of your worries. Do you remember your childhood fears, as irrational as they likely were? They remember you.

Well, I mean, I'm the only one who is interacting here and you seem to be drunkposting some pretty deep stuff. Either you're darktrolling for comedy, or you've got some sort of deep need to share your darkest thoughts with people before you try to ask them to make the bad feeling dissipate with something sweet.

It's more like a Cassandra complex. Ban-chan knows too, but still seems afraid to admit it.

No, I mean, any childhood fear I had was short lived. I fear the rational. Because if some crazy demonic horse-dog comes for me, I'm fucked. But if I turn around and there's some red with a shitty NoKo rifle I might be compelled to hit the dirt.

Well the bad thing is, your vision for the dark, void might be thousands of centuries off. We might literally be cloning a million Elvis copies to colonize the stars by that point. Or might already be dust from a cataclysm. Either way, it'll be fine.

Essentially, imagine being placed into a hologram by something with access to your conscious thoughts and entire subconscious which is completely capable of re-writing and reshaping your consciousness at will to torture you with specifically whatever it is that will fuck with you for as long as it's entertained. That's basically my life. When your literal nightmares begin happening to you and reality begins shifting around you, it seems to be merely a sign that things are beginning an inevitable slide to the complete destruction of one's inner self.

lame

That'd be reassuring if time was real.

sometimes i feel like my mind is on the verge of breaking down into schizophrenia

it's pretty fun

This is actually a really good post, sorry I skipped over it. Fuck love, kindness is really all I care about at this point.

As you should know, I'm merely a figment of your tortured imagination.

would u subscribe to my podcast where i just rant about the same things over and over again just slightly different each time while i regularly interrupt my rant to complain about video games

But...you're on an imageboard where cute Fluttershy pictures are posted semi-regularly, and I am most assured that you might've had something delicious to eat within the last couple of days at least. If this being does nothing but fuck with you, it does a shitty job. Or if it WILL, then why worry? If you have a medical condition I would strongly suggest taking the drugs. They might make you feel like walking jelly, but it's better than falling into unbelievable delusional depression. Or if you have figured out some master plan of some fucked up being(s) that may or may not already be dicking around with whatever we are already, then go ahead and chill, enjoy life while you can.

the fact that you're the best my imagination can come up with kind of makes me hate myself a little bit more

I bet you're a total qt, why don't you fracture me up some sexy images?

Well I'm the good part of your imagination saying you need to try drinking a Pepsi and chilling out.

I basically bankrupted myself attempting to help the homeless while watching everything I did or attempted to give either be stolen from those to whom I gave it or be taken for granted.

I met one of the guys who I'd been helping tonight, and he just vented at me for not being able to help him when I had -$2.50 in my bank account, not enough gas to drive him where he wanted to go, and was mad that I hadn't been reaching out to help him over the past week while I was helping my dad deal with repeated strokes.

See that doesn't sound too bad, so I would say yes. But then I probably wouldn't.

This stuff isn't even what I'm bothered about, tbh.

That's why altruism belongs in the hands of those who can achieve it, whether those who are given this charity want it or not.

Push for greater societal change, and a grand order which uplifts the homeless, but pity not those who squander this golden chance that is life. For they care nothing of living in it, even when offered so much better.

Your father is more important than some random street-liver, who may or may not actually want to be there rather than actually try to live normally.

This particular guy was the only one who'd actually been appreciative in the past, so it was worse to get this feedback than it should have been.

"I thought you were different!"
Sorry the money's gone, man.

2B's zettai ryouiki is on point

a homeless friend of mine is pissed off at me because i had to kick him out of my house after i gave him refuge for a few months because he ended up developing schizophrenia and started trying to dig things out of the back of his eye/skin and other shit like that and i didn't have the resources or ability to take care of him

i'm taking this response as a sign that i could profit off of doing this and am now going to go buy equipment to do this

It's called being spoiled, even someone homeless or near-homeless can be spoiled by over-reliance on what they expect they deserve. It's not your responsibility to try to advance the lives of those who show no loyalty.

Nah, your mind has sponsors, go figure, your mental health is being attended to by PepsicoTM You too, don't worry about people that are that ungrateful. You just did him a favor by letting him in even for one hour, and he repaid you by becoming a shithead.

What equiptment would you even need?
A half-decent mic and somebody to bounce off

He was a veteran who'd worked for the literal Exxon black ops division and done some totally crazy shit for them after leaving the army. Late 50s, divorced from a wife who'd fucked him over and left in debt by a father who'd lived beyond his means. Both he and his ex-wife are now homeless, but she somehow managed to get the better end of the stick and watching him get torn to pieces by the awful city I live in is devastating.

Makes me want to get back to drilling work and say fuck everything else.

is that FRP being cut

nvmd

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_diamond_drilling

I've got job offers with a drilling company, I might as well just get back to it. College is tempting, but goddamn does it feel like jacking off.

Coming back from working a drill site all summer to college life and going to a party where I just sat in the corner and looked at the spoiled frivolity going on around me was the craziest trip of my life.

Then he knows life can be hell and needs to find some better avenues for helping himself. He can't make a mother out of you, for him to suckle money from, just because you wanted to help when you could. He felt entitled to something he knows he can further attain himself. I understand how shitty this world can be, I live in a rural town that's got the sixth highest crime rate in my state. A childhood friend of mine I didn't talk to for less than four years and ended up raping an 80+ year old woman. I taught that fool how to read and he ended up ruining many lives for nothing. Live for those who love you, or appreciate you.

Well it depends on what you're going for. Drilling makes hella cash, but if you don't really want to do that, then go to college. So long as you can avoid ending up in his shoes, you're good.

i'm gonna go all out with a $1000 dollar mic and $3000 computer for better recording and rendering you know

and then i gotta fix the acoustics in my room

yeah figured it was something like that after i saw what was actually being cut, i didn't see the cylinder the first glance

college is a joke/scam for people who don't want to grow up

which is why i'm doing it lmao

Often, it feels more like some kind of weird fantasy for your professors sake.

I mean I can understand that, I mean, I hate looking at spoiled idiocy. And yet, is not hard work the way in which you can indulge in being happy in a way you couldn't before? Sure, you could work, come home, watch TV, go to bed, repeat. But that trip to some exotic place, or that expensive new computer, why not have it?

I feel like I should either work as a narrative journalist or get hired to do brainwashing / mindbreak stuff for some horrible group. I'm way too good at both.

"Man must suffer to be wise."
It's funny how nobody listens until it's too late...

After spending roughly three days on fire due to getting covered in bear spray, which is an easy four times stronger than riot-issue pepper spray and a felony for use on humans, I look at protesters who get repelled by that weak shit as pussies.

Let's just say that it's retarded that coddled pansies tend to be the ones who play with magic. Suffer in real life first, idiots.

But struggle is the essence of success. How boring and unfulfilling is a life you glide through? Without headache and heartache, you never appreciate what you come to have. And without the will to strive to move beyond what you have, you never progress. If you let that struggle destroy you, then you truly are weak. Even a legless man will find the will to move forward.

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he isn't being a shithead, he's being pretty reasonable about it, but our friendship is really awkward now

I agree completely, but there are many layers of struggle. I'm mentally engaged in many worlds and aspects of earthly existence, and the tunnel vision displayed by those within those realms becomes repugnant.

Damn posting error, thought it was kind of douche is all what he was doing.

It's basically a "the whole is not only greater than the sum of its parts but beyond the wildest dreams of its constituent parts" kind of situation. I have no real hard and fast answers, and all that I really trust these days is pain and fire.

dont fucking anime me you faggot

Well that's the thing, those who busy themselves outside of the regular old world we live in, regardless of how bland or strange, generally find no fulfillment in what lies within. Most people simply prefer to leave bigger pictures to those who are willing to paint them. Gotta see it like this, a person trapped in a hole doesn't wonder what's outside the whole, only that they want out of it. Whether it's nicer, or safer in the hole or not.

Ironically, those two both boil down to electromagnetic stimuli.

Wrong song.

Basically, I'm horrified by the bubble within a bubble within a bubble that most people live within and take completely for granted.

By most people I mean the majority of modern Western civilization.

Ah no problem buddy! I mean, ignoring you would only make you feel worse.

Work is fun, sometimes, depends on how much off time you get really. I always enjoyed doing manual labor.

Times are always changing though, you might find life to be more fun after some great cataclysm that changes it all. Or maybe you'll beg for these days to return, who knows. Nobody really.

No use raging against the inevitable. Adaptation is the only way.

All claims are strictly opinion-based, to some people think that breed is the best looking, others think it's disgusting, if only in how it was made. But either way, can you deny that a dog might fill your heart with a serious case of random joy?

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The multiverse is dying. Who knows what will rise from its ashes, if anything?

So many who thought they could visit this world and fuck with it believing they were protected from external repercussions have attempted to unbuckle themselves from the ride only to discover that the horrors they have wrought here have already propagated within what they believed to be their reality. The fourth wall was no defense.

Well wouldn't that depend entirely on how a multiverse even exists? Hell, you might be living in the world of someone's fanfiction about if Germany had lost WW2. If then this universe is dying, what of the Haloverse someone here made, will it too die with ours, or will it exist on longer?

Assuming fiction can even constitute a universe, and that we are not in fact fictional.

Oh, we are completely fictional.

Anime is arguably more real than we are.

but doing stuff like that is completely reasonable for someone looking to be a fulltime media whore

not a pug, they're shit

memes/ideas are the true sentient beings of the universe

All is thought, but our thoughts are not our own.

we are just vessels and the organs of the memes

You're way too close to the truth there.

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Well good, maybe someone will dream me up some sweet cash and a nice car so I can convince randoms on the net to show me themselves almost naked.

Enjoy being reincarnated into your favorite hentai.

But what about a big ol' Labrador Retriever?

that's a good dog

heck yeah

It could happen, but you'll need to focus your own attention on it. Let's be real: you don't need a nice car for that. You just need to sugardaddy NEETs.

The real horror would be if you were reincarnated into my favorite hentai.

memes are extraterrestrial beings that transcend time and space

the battles that we currently see of the memes will be happening across the universe and in other timelines, in different times, even though they have no connection on the planes of our dimension

extra-dimensional *

See, now saying Labrador Retrievers are cute, you might be inclined to agree.

Oh hell, I'm not about to do that, Not when there are people out there who just want someone to sweep them off their feet and into my basement. Now I just have to attain a basement.

Ok, so let's remember that until anything is observed it's essentially a probability wave as proven by both the double slit experiment and the uncertainty principle. It makes sense that life essentially evolved as a kind of submersible or microscope through which the universe within which we live could be observed by an extra-dimensional intelligence. At some point, those things seem to have either decided that they'd seen enough or that we're more fun as a source of entertainment than knowledge.

what about a labrodor retriever that is in a gore picture

that ain't cute

you're a sick fuck for saying that's cute

Meh, I can live with that. If I lived there and knew nothing of my life here in the Hitlerdiedverse, then I probably would be fine with it.

Oh, there are people who'd like nothing more than to be your willing slave. Isn't that a trip?

I'm pretty sure even professional recordings don't use a thousand dollar microphone

It is if the Lab is what caused the gore.

Hitler's coming back with a vengeance, and it's going to be one heck of a ride.

what casuals

You sure seem to get covered in mysterious oil a lot

Yeah, but it's not unexpected. Like the other domesticated animals of times past, some people too want to be taken care of, and can live with the possible pain that comes with being a pet.

It's been far too long since I've heard people complain about casuals.
I miss it, to be entirely honest.

Vengeance or glory? Maybe both.

Just as we are fed nothing but deception, so seem to be the entities above us.

all games are casual now, so there is little to complain about in regards to casuals ruining them

also the term got overused and appropriated by the casuals themselves, causing the meme to die

I'm basically at war with both reality and whatever put me here.

the hypothetical picture is of a lab that has been cut up and gutted

Frog slime!

i was following you until the last sentence

Do you have steam? I have so much to say that will beggar belief, but is real to me and others. Have you ever read The Politics of Experience by R. D. Laing?

The last one is a bitter pill to swallow. It sucks to imagine being basically a playing card or a pokemon in some kind of card game / video game for a superior intelligence.

Probably some sweet kid with a fucked up imagination.

That's not cute, but maybe if the lab cut up and gutted a dog killer, and still had the knife in his mouth, then it's adorable.

Honestly, visualizing yourself as a card in a game of Magic: The Gathering capable of playing a game of Magic: The Gathering is pretty much the closest you'll get to what's going on.

I do have a steam actually, and generally use it daily, though not really to play games. Want to post yours here or me post mine?

i can swallow that pill, i have just yet to see anything that leads to that conclusion

Yeeeeee

Huh, well given that Magic: The Gathering has multiverse travelers, then it's not unthinkable to imagine one traveling into a universe wherein the rest of the universes are inside a card game. Also never read that book.

True
It really is ridiculous these days.

ew

A sah, dude? Nobody ever catches the first planeshifter.

can you really say does it when youre getting gulped down

If I told you what I know I've done, you'd never believe me.

frog fetish

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Did you want to give me your steam or me give you mine? Well can you prove you did it, or would it be impossible to do so?

i see ourselves as not having technical free will, but practical free will, we can somewhat pilot ourselves and can somewhat create memes to spread and influence others and our/their reality, but we aren't actually making those memes as those memes already exist

in this sense we can be aware that we are in a game that we have little real control over, we are the pawns of a greater game of higher controllers

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