Witty op

Camden Young
Camden Young

witty op

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Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Clever.

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

I think I made Empty mad :(

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

How can you be behind on anything?

You watch like 3 series a season.

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

Let the hate flow within you.

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

I would rather fuck a dragon girl than a cat girl.

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Unpopular opinions go in the other board.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

You can't just kick me out.

Tiki is a thicc dragon girl 4 u

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

Can't I?

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

I would rather fuck a normal, human girl of legal age than some made up anime abomination.

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

@grim

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Honestly, because there's only a couple that I enjoy enough to watch as soon as they come out
Rest of them I lag behind when I have to go away for a weekend or something

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

You're not allowed.

William Scott
William Scott

Simple solution. Just never leave your house.

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

I sent it to the correct address this time.

William Bell
William Bell

Do you even know it? :^)

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Testing made me his deputy.

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

How dare you doubt me?

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

I'm leaving on my own free will then.

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

Sorta wish I didn't have to

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

I'll believe it when I see a plate of food in front of me.

NEET life is great

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

You can't quit. You're fired.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

NOICE

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

I already quit.

Her loli form is strong in Fire Emblem Heros.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Two weeks notice.

John Torres
John Torres

Ta-da!

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

why/how do people get attracted to lolis sexually
ive always wondered

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

nasty

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

kys

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

I walked out the door.

Its over a 1000 years old my dude.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

Then I'm locking it behind you.

John Morris
John Morris

What do I actually do for food though

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

I knew what I was getting myself into.

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

Enjoy it while it lasts :3

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

You can probably go out and pick something up.

James Baker
James Baker

Goodluck out there.

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

I was born into this world alone and I'll leave it alone.

I don't need luck where i'm going.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

eat a potato, wishy.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Alright.

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

see you in heck

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

Yes, I'll just go out at 11pm in subzero weather during the winter :^)

I'm sick of it

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

No you won't. I'll live forever.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

you don't keep potatoes in the pantry?

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

Is there a problem with that?

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

I'll live forever as a memory inside your head.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

I have a dodgy memory.

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Mm, I figured
Could be seen as a good thing that you're not content with it

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

You'll hold onto it.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Yes, it's cold.

Why would I eat a potato?

I'm going to go out and party every night.

Henry Long
Henry Long

Repressed.

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

Starting tonight

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

You wish.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

You shouldn't, they need to be kept cold

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

gimme your address. I'll make you a plate of food.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

Send me food too.

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Why do I have to wish?

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

W-What?

H

123 fake street

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

How am I supposed to know ?

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

Use clairvoyance.

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

That will cost you 1 anime tiddies.

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

Fair enough, sub-zero weather and everything :3

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

I don't have those.

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

I'm cold ;~;

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

No payment, no service.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

What are you, a hooker?

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

You have the power to get warm :3

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Pretty much.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

But I'm already in bed again

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

I have some strawberry yoghurt int he fridge if you'd like?

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

Wrap up then already, baka

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

Do you think I'm stupid?

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

Is it going on your navel ?

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

No, it most definitely is not.

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

Then I don't want it.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

More for me.

Anthony James
Anthony James

Not one bit :3

Just wait then

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

Greedy.

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

I'll suffer through some quality episodes of Idol Jihen in the meanwhile.

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Having all the strawberries isn't greedy.

It's tactical.

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

You're about to get these hands, boy.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Play at 1.1x speed so it takes less time

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

I love chipmunks

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

What does that mean?

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

I'm gonna apply for a normal day job this week, then maybe I can get some real friends and I won't have to talk to you faggots anymore.

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

It means i'm gonna hit you.

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

Hopefully.

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Shut up Darwin

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

<3

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

It'll almost be like they're singing DT

James Clark
James Clark

I can hit back.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

No bully.

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

I made soup.

That'd be 1.33

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

What kind?

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

What kind of soup?

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

I'm not worried.

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

Chicken noodle

William Torres
William Torres

That is not bad. Why did it take you so long to decide on that? What the HECK!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iougei24you23ilrfe

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Is it home made or?

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

You should be, kid.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

1.5 no?

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

I will win.

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

The racist dude got killed by a tailswipe and died shitting his pants

David King
David King

I don't want it, I just need to eat.

Idiot.

I mean, it's just a Lipton whatever pack, but I add my own chicken/carrots/celery.

Yeah, I don't know anything about math.

Double Time increases the overall beatmap's speed to 150% of the original, reducing the length of the song by 33%.

Gavin King
Gavin King

What ?

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

That sounds good I guess.

Cameron Sanchez
Cameron Sanchez

the head of the hunters lodge in hzd

hes a racist fuck and chewed off more than he could swallow

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

Rude.

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

Winner gets boasting rights.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Shut up.

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

KAy

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

What Jack said.

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

Goodnight everyone!

Carter Green
Carter Green

I have made it home.
Sup?

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

Oh that guy

The winner gets to pick what he gets because hes the winner.

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

WAIT

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

Im waiting!

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

You shouldn't, he's too innocent

James Garcia
James Garcia

I thought you would have been gone by now. Awkward.

Good night.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

I have already informed him.

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

Then what is he doing here?

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

empty makes me full inside

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

I'm not giving you my stuff.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

I make empty feel full on the inside.

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

Okay.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Ehh? Of what?

Ok he's not that innocent, came from /lewd/ after all

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

What a shame.

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

Darwin

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

I grow weary of this world.

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

tfw "join the club"

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

If I win, I get your skateboards.

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

steam chat?

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

dindu nuffin

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

Thats fine.

I don't use them now that I have a car.

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

I'll take that too.

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

what matter of horseshit is this this
Fuck off.

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

I wish I had a warning too before -it- happened

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

I paid a lot of money for that.

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

What is there even to inform about?

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

why are you posting furryshit at eachother

Landon James
Landon James

Yet

Such is life

New posters are easily beguiled

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

Yes you did.

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

jack is back, jack strikes back, with a vengeance part deux

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

And I just put new tiers and rims on it.

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

You should cap a fur shit avatar.

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Does it look cool?

Or is like an old timey car with terrible addons like I see most american kids have.

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

I bet I could shitpost like none other on /lit/ or something with these...

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

a red bmw

is good

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

Yeah that's my property now.

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

no

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

There is no choice.

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

I won't give you the keys.

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

2 late 4 u

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

I know how to hotwire anyway.

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

jack... come to me. im on skype

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

I will ruin you.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

You can't ruin what you can't catch.

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Talanah's got a pretty tight ass

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

I will grab you by your stupid hair and throw you on the ground.

Aloy has a fucked up face in this picture.

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Huh, you know totally unrelated, but these look like what I assume techno-barbarians from 40k would look like.

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

ur backtraced scrub
Don't worry, I'm on it!
*fistbump*

James Howard
James Howard

How violent.

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

It is.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

I will key your car when I leave.

James Lopez
James Lopez

So you accepted defeat ?

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

No retreat no surrender

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

Just defeat.

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

sorry i interfered this was clearly a serious duel

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

The fire in my soul can never really go out.

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

oh shit I could totally start sentences with the images...

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

If you say so.

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

Quick interruption for the real question:

could a jedi master light and pull a bong hit using only the force, then make the smoke go across the room into his lungs? like a remote bong setup?

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

*fistbump*

I gladly await the Great Crusade.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

I know so

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Theoretically? Yes, I imagine one could.

But wouldn't it be more likely a Sith would?

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

Which one are you?

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

fuck mtp.

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

What is that smirk for?

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

the sith generally don't seem chill enough

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

Nothing

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

Yeah you better run.

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

Imperium all the way. Chaos is tempting, very tempting, but order is more important...though post-Emperor Imperium is blegh.

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

no i meant im the bill clinton marine standing under the primarch

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

I think the Sith can be, it depends on what they have done in the day. Like, tell me Palpatine doesn't look like he's spent decades smoking space-weed.

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

Seriously though, post-Emperor imperium you really kinda have to go with Chaos otherwise you're just getting fucked forever and if you're a space marine you've got a goddamn bedtime.

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

She's pretty cool.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

very fair point I think we need to see some more backstory to humanize the sith

They can't just spend ALL THE TIME lusting after power, right? They've gotta smoke some herb and speculate on new ways to acquire power now and then...

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

yes

shes like 8

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

I'm the dude with the screwed up right eye, about to swing that sword!

True, but then again, I'd think another great leader like the Emperor would suffice if you could ever kill off the cancer killing the Imperium. I mean, ugh, I don't even want to think about having to swing for Tau subjugation.

I think much as the Sith lusted for power and to be the most powerful, they also followed a natural cycle of things. They made great empires with clearly defined hierarchies, defended them with lethal force and demanded loyalty. But then conceded that ultimately, when they became weak, it was just to be defeated by someone better than them. Hence Palpatine talking of how Vader would become more powerful than he or Yoda. Though he was prepared for an eternal struggle with his own pupil for power.

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Stop saving underaged girls.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

Most of the things I post have a penis.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

They are great.

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

Thats why I post them.

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

post best penis

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

Here

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Does she?

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

Nice.

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

No but in the raid you fight her in all her minions talk about how they can't tell if shes a guy or a girl because shes flat.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

vagina

Disgusting.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

doko?

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

Looks like a futa to me.

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

I think flat chests on girls are pretty good.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

Me too.

I just took a bunch of drugs that are gonna knock me out.

goodnight

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Is a monster or something.

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

Oh, alright.

Goodnight.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

helloooooo

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

Is dead.

William James
William James

Sup?

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

Her face keeps giving me the creeps.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

super tired from work and didn't get much sleep

blech

how are you?

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

Too much forehead imo

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

show me your forehead

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Too much goggles imo

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

Not enough squiddy.

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

Hi Squid

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

gay
gay

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

is this the only reason you want me to say that to you anymroe

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

i.4cdn.org/gif/1489892802475.webm

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

I mean I didn't necessarily *want* you to keep doing it, I kind of just memed a >tfw feku doesn't say hi to you anymore because I was bored at the time and wanted to talk to somebody. That gay there was only that because I was doing some stuff but felt I should give some form of response and couldn't think of anything better because I'm awful.

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

This plays really well with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

They nailed the new Aku.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

When it's going down...

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

i think test doesnt want me to post this so im posting it

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

fagz

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

playing mystery heroes
lucio -> mercy -> mercy -> mercy -> zen -> mercy

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

in mystery heroes my main issue usually stems not from which heroes I get, but the fact that it always seems like half the enemy team ends up getting their mains about 10 seconds before my team wins on the first point, then proceeds to stomp shit the rest of the match.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

also stop spectating me I'm fucking exhausted and playing like trash no judgerino

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

gonna spectate you twice as hard now

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

hey m8

Isaac James
Isaac James

almost 1 hour to the second lmao

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

sup aussie user?

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

playing rocket league and listening to some autistic savant type person talk about memes

how bout u

also it's brian btw

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

imagine sitting there listening to yourself while you play rocket league

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

i take autistic savant as a compliment

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

oh I should have know that.
how's the chest?

Noah Long
Noah Long

oh and I'm fine by the way, just playing overwatch with nezi.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

Fuck everything.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

My rage at whatever created this bullshit we call reality.

Austin Green
Austin Green

I mean sure

Autistic savant about memes though

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

Man that's one cute FS picture.

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Why do you not burn everything to ash? It is your prerogative.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

All would be better off as dust.

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

How does this even work?

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

most pictures of her are cute.

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

Nah, I think all would be better off as cuddle material.

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

True, though the ratio of cute to defilement pictures are pretty even at this point.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

Seems unsustainable. Dust cannot suffer.

William Johnson
William Johnson

how's the chest?
no significant changes
talking about actual memetics as in the spreading of ideas/culture, instead of specifically internet memes
how does what what

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

u seem cool, i want to know your opinions about things

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

explain what you mean by defilement.

good to hear.
or bad? I can't remember how much of a problem that thing was.

u seem cool

prepare to be disappointed.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

Humans are like water beetles, doing circles on the surface of lake and believing that is all there is, oblivious to the horrors of the deeps and the predators which fill the sky.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

Sustainability is lame, everything has a cycle. Eventually the cuddled would be unwilling, the willing would be caught in a struggle between being cuddled and refusing to cuddle, and would rise in their own league, ending it for both those radically compelled to cuddle and those who hated it, and a great compromise would be struck. Without cuddling would come a war, with war would come the return of a world without joy, And in the joyless void, cuddling would once again be taken up to prevent depression.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

the deformity is largely irrelevant to my daily life to the point that fixing it with an operation will essentially be a cosmetic change

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

okay, then yeah, good to hear everything's holding up.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

what are the horrors me m8

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

We were talking about you though, not that guy.

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

if this was facebook I'd like this post.

David Bell
David Bell

Perhaps it would be better to embrace the void.

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

What kind of memetics does he speak of and how is he an autistic savant?

Fluttershy getting uncomfortably molested by someone else like RD.

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

They are beyond comprehension for most, thankfully. They exist regardless.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

don't be silly that never happens. those pictures are just a dream.

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

Cuddles rule...and all eventually leads to cuddling.

Voids are lame, order is where it's at.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

I like the way you think.

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

We dug too deep. They are coming.

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

One thing is universal though, Fluttershy loves green sweaters or yellow dresses. Or vice versa.

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

I like that you like the way I think, those who embrace order, and cuddles, are most good indeed!

David Sanders
David Sanders

most art seems to have her in a yellow sweatshirt, but green looks good on her when they choose to use it.

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

cuddles reign supreme.

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

I am glad of it, though I have been committed to fighting for a thankless cause for as long as I know. I do not normally post drunk. In our hubris, our species mocks that which we do not understand and thinks ourselves to be the top of the heap. We are very wrong.

John Walker
John Walker

i've regularly been thinking/talking about memetics for a while now and i regularly rant about shit while playing vidya, so me talking about memes while playing rocket league has been a thing that has happened
he talks about all kinds of memetics, from typical culture to marketing

i don't actually think he's a savant, but he gives off an aspie vibe though
youtube.com/watch?v=fT6q-q0mV2s

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Learn to cuddle the void before the void reaches out and finds you unprepared for its embrace.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

are you able to comprehend them?

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

vill ha dig i mörket hos mig tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varandra

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

I sense their hunger.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

elaborate

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

Well I assume you don't record it and play it back to yourself.
Does anybody else here even speak snow?

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

that's only because i'm too lazy to do that

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

I think cuddles and Fluttershy go hand in hand at this point. Though she does seem to both like, and completely misunderstand personal space.

Oh trust me, I've looked into that void, that endless darkness, the light-less tunnel of unending nothing. Not too fun, I like being here where even if we are chaotic, and often without humility in the face of how small we are, though it will matter not in a thousand millennia, it matters now, to us.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

Ah thanks for the link, will check it.

Bentley White
Bentley White

The hardiest denizens of the void always win in the end. Good, evil, order, and chaos are but clumsy attempts enforce logic and understanding upon things which are fundamentally irrational and need neither logic nor understanding to function.

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

Have none of you ever wondered why it is that souls exist?

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

yeah

it's called darwinism

most people are quite aware of it

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

The very foundations of our reality are crumbling, and we seem to be willingly blinding ourselves.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

It's not Darwin's Darwinism.

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

Honestly? I stopped caring a long time ago. About souls, about what's on the other side of death, if anything. Figure, if there's something good? Great! Something bad? Damn... And nothing? Then I sleep the greatest rest from which there is no waking. And if dying means I come back here, to do it all again, a different way? Then more fun for me!

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

It's all alarmingly real, and we seem to exist, trapped in a small bubble of space and time, for the entertainment of something which is similarly blind to its own imminent doom.

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

None of this is real, as we understand the concept of "reality". That doesn't matter at all until suddenly it comes knocking.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Let's just say that our suffering provides more sustenance than our pleasure.

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

Meh, maybe it is, and maybe reality isn't what we think it is. Maybe on acid you're lucid and without it you're dreaming. Maybe you're the dark corner of my mind screaming at me that something is wrong. Or maybe reality both is and isn't what we make of it, and is neither what we imagine, nor what we can't fathom.

Perhaps we are in a universe which is within a bacterial life form that is floating towards a fireplace after being ejected from the mouth of a man in his dying breath in the outer-universe. But really, it doesn't matter, joy, suffering, or something bitter between, might as well just try and enjoy the life you have, and work for a better life you want to have, than fear the unknowable.

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

The void, paradoxically, is far from being empty or nothing.

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

you're the boring kind of weird

improve yourself

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Unsure if that cat is pissed or just tired, either way it looks neat.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

it's high on valium

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Are you drunkposting dark, philosophical ramblings from some lovecraftian fanfic?

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

My life is a lucid nightmare.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Ew Valium, needs Neurontin!

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

I have come to love it, but sometimes the rage and pain come to the surface.

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

Are you coming on to me here?

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

I don't even mean this as in "oh no everything sucks and isn't going my way" I mean it as in "everything you have ever feared is real and gunning for you".

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

How did you come to that conclusion?

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

Well shit, Communists and women unwilling to take no for an answer await me then...

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

They will most likely be the least of your worries. Do you remember your childhood fears, as irrational as they likely were? They remember you.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

Well, I mean, I'm the only one who is interacting here and you seem to be drunkposting some pretty deep stuff. Either you're darktrolling for comedy, or you've got some sort of deep need to share your darkest thoughts with people before you try to ask them to make the bad feeling dissipate with something sweet.

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

It's more like a Cassandra complex. Ban-chan knows too, but still seems afraid to admit it.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

No, I mean, any childhood fear I had was short lived. I fear the rational. Because if some crazy demonic horse-dog comes for me, I'm fucked. But if I turn around and there's some red with a shitty NoKo rifle I might be compelled to hit the dirt.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

Well the bad thing is, your vision for the dark, void might be thousands of centuries off. We might literally be cloning a million Elvis copies to colonize the stars by that point. Or might already be dust from a cataclysm. Either way, it'll be fine.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Essentially, imagine being placed into a hologram by something with access to your conscious thoughts and entire subconscious which is completely capable of re-writing and reshaping your consciousness at will to torture you with specifically whatever it is that will fuck with you for as long as it's entertained. That's basically my life. When your literal nightmares begin happening to you and reality begins shifting around you, it seems to be merely a sign that things are beginning an inevitable slide to the complete destruction of one's inner self.

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

lame

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

That'd be reassuring if time was real.

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

sometimes i feel like my mind is on the verge of breaking down into schizophrenia

it's pretty fun

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

This is actually a really good post, sorry I skipped over it. Fuck love, kindness is really all I care about at this point.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

As you should know, I'm merely a figment of your tortured imagination.

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

would u subscribe to my podcast where i just rant about the same things over and over again just slightly different each time while i regularly interrupt my rant to complain about video games

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

But...you're on an imageboard where cute Fluttershy pictures are posted semi-regularly, and I am most assured that you might've had something delicious to eat within the last couple of days at least. If this being does nothing but fuck with you, it does a shitty job. Or if it WILL, then why worry? If you have a medical condition I would strongly suggest taking the drugs. They might make you feel like walking jelly, but it's better than falling into unbelievable delusional depression. Or if you have figured out some master plan of some fucked up being(s) that may or may not already be dicking around with whatever we are already, then go ahead and chill, enjoy life while you can.

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

the fact that you're the best my imagination can come up with kind of makes me hate myself a little bit more

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

I bet you're a total qt, why don't you fracture me up some sexy images?

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

Well I'm the good part of your imagination saying you need to try drinking a Pepsi and chilling out.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

I basically bankrupted myself attempting to help the homeless while watching everything I did or attempted to give either be stolen from those to whom I gave it or be taken for granted.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

I met one of the guys who I'd been helping tonight, and he just vented at me for not being able to help him when I had -$2.50 in my bank account, not enough gas to drive him where he wanted to go, and was mad that I hadn't been reaching out to help him over the past week while I was helping my dad deal with repeated strokes.

David Lee
David Lee

See that doesn't sound too bad, so I would say yes. But then I probably wouldn't.

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

This stuff isn't even what I'm bothered about, tbh.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

That's why altruism belongs in the hands of those who can achieve it, whether those who are given this charity want it or not.

Push for greater societal change, and a grand order which uplifts the homeless, but pity not those who squander this golden chance that is life. For they care nothing of living in it, even when offered so much better.

Your father is more important than some random street-liver, who may or may not actually want to be there rather than actually try to live normally.

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

This particular guy was the only one who'd actually been appreciative in the past, so it was worse to get this feedback than it should have been.

"I thought you were different!"
Sorry the money's gone, man.

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

2B's zettai ryouiki is on point

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

my simulated mind has advertising in it
a homeless friend of mine is pissed off at me because i had to kick him out of my house after i gave him refuge for a few months because he ended up developing schizophrenia and started trying to dig things out of the back of his eye/skin and other shit like that and i didn't have the resources or ability to take care of him
i'm taking this response as a sign that i could profit off of doing this and am now going to go buy equipment to do this

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

It's called being spoiled, even someone homeless or near-homeless can be spoiled by over-reliance on what they expect they deserve. It's not your responsibility to try to advance the lives of those who show no loyalty.

Nah, your mind has sponsors, go figure, your mental health is being attended to by PepsicoTM You too, don't worry about people that are that ungrateful. You just did him a favor by letting him in even for one hour, and he repaid you by becoming a shithead.

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

What equiptment would you even need?
A half-decent mic and somebody to bounce off

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

He was a veteran who'd worked for the literal Exxon black ops division and done some totally crazy shit for them after leaving the army. Late 50s, divorced from a wife who'd fucked him over and left in debt by a father who'd lived beyond his means. Both he and his ex-wife are now homeless, but she somehow managed to get the better end of the stick and watching him get torn to pieces by the awful city I live in is devastating.

Makes me want to get back to drilling work and say fuck everything else.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

is that FRP being cut

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

nvmd

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_diamond_drilling

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

I've got job offers with a drilling company, I might as well just get back to it. College is tempting, but goddamn does it feel like jacking off.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Coming back from working a drill site all summer to college life and going to a party where I just sat in the corner and looked at the spoiled frivolity going on around me was the craziest trip of my life.

Austin White
Austin White

Then he knows life can be hell and needs to find some better avenues for helping himself. He can't make a mother out of you, for him to suckle money from, just because you wanted to help when you could. He felt entitled to something he knows he can further attain himself. I understand how shitty this world can be, I live in a rural town that's got the sixth highest crime rate in my state. A childhood friend of mine I didn't talk to for less than four years and ended up raping an 80+ year old woman. I taught that fool how to read and he ended up ruining many lives for nothing. Live for those who love you, or appreciate you.

Well it depends on what you're going for. Drilling makes hella cash, but if you don't really want to do that, then go to college. So long as you can avoid ending up in his shoes, you're good.

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

i'm gonna go all out with a $1000 dollar mic and $3000 computer for better recording and rendering you know

and then i gotta fix the acoustics in my room
yeah figured it was something like that after i saw what was actually being cut, i didn't see the cylinder the first glance
college is a joke/scam for people who don't want to grow up

which is why i'm doing it lmao

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

Often, it feels more like some kind of weird fantasy for your professors sake.

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

I mean I can understand that, I mean, I hate looking at spoiled idiocy. And yet, is not hard work the way in which you can indulge in being happy in a way you couldn't before? Sure, you could work, come home, watch TV, go to bed, repeat. But that trip to some exotic place, or that expensive new computer, why not have it?

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

I feel like I should either work as a narrative journalist or get hired to do brainwashing / mindbreak stuff for some horrible group. I'm way too good at both.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

"Man must suffer to be wise."
It's funny how nobody listens until it's too late...

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

After spending roughly three days on fire due to getting covered in bear spray, which is an easy four times stronger than riot-issue pepper spray and a felony for use on humans, I look at protesters who get repelled by that weak shit as pussies.

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

Let's just say that it's retarded that coddled pansies tend to be the ones who play with magic. Suffer in real life first, idiots.

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

But struggle is the essence of success. How boring and unfulfilling is a life you glide through? Without headache and heartache, you never appreciate what you come to have. And without the will to strive to move beyond what you have, you never progress. If you let that struggle destroy you, then you truly are weak. Even a legless man will find the will to move forward.

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

and he repaid you by becoming a shithead.
he isn't being a shithead, he's being pretty reasonable about it, but our friendship is really awkward now

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

I agree completely, but there are many layers of struggle. I'm mentally engaged in many worlds and aspects of earthly existence, and the tunnel vision displayed by those within those realms becomes repugnant.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Damn posting error, thought it was kind of douche is all what he was doing.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

It's basically a "the whole is not only greater than the sum of its parts but beyond the wildest dreams of its constituent parts" kind of situation. I have no real hard and fast answers, and all that I really trust these days is pain and fire.

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

dont fucking anime me you faggot

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Well that's the thing, those who busy themselves outside of the regular old world we live in, regardless of how bland or strange, generally find no fulfillment in what lies within. Most people simply prefer to leave bigger pictures to those who are willing to paint them. Gotta see it like this, a person trapped in a hole doesn't wonder what's outside the whole, only that they want out of it. Whether it's nicer, or safer in the hole or not.

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

Ironically, those two both boil down to electromagnetic stimuli.

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Pain and fire suck though, pleasure, and dedication are much more worth the effort.

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

I'd anime you but, I have no great image folders. So instead, have this line of text about dogs.

"Dogs are cute so post lewds."

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

Pain, from my perspective, is pretty much just sensory overload. You develop a tolerance, and suddenly what seemed like pain isn't painful. This sounds like masochism, but I do not enjoy pain. I'm mentally and spiritually masochistic, I guess, in that the more I learn to withstand the stronger I get in the long run. It's an odd kind of self-improvement, like an unending trial by fire.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

I don't know about all that but I have some fucked up nerves so it kind of feels good bodily to get a little pain in certain parts of my body. Not sexual pleasure, just, like if your leg was asleep but someone squeezing it woke it up and that feeling was better.

But anyway, maybe you just need to focus less on mental and spiritual worlds and enjoy a little physical struggle instead?

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Thank you for actually being willing to talk to me, by the way. I do have actual points to make, and I appreciate what you've been saying.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

I've been working out, and I'll likely see if I can get another drilling job for the summer. I'd thought that school and life would seem trivial compared to working 16-18 hours hard labor with no days off for over a month at a time, but somehow they're worse.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

I think I'm just sick of our zeitgeist.

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Dogs are cute
you can't just go around making absolute claims like this

pugs are revolting

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

What sick fucks were even responsible for the creation of a breed of dog as broken as pugs?

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

The point was not the anime but the expression.
I figured you were kidding but taking the meme that far was just a meme.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

Wrong song.

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

Basically, I'm horrified by the bubble within a bubble within a bubble that most people live within and take completely for granted.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

By most people I mean the majority of modern Western civilization.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Ah no problem buddy! I mean, ignoring you would only make you feel worse.

Work is fun, sometimes, depends on how much off time you get really. I always enjoyed doing manual labor.

Times are always changing though, you might find life to be more fun after some great cataclysm that changes it all. Or maybe you'll beg for these days to return, who knows. Nobody really.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

No use raging against the inevitable. Adaptation is the only way.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

All claims are strictly opinion-based, to some people think that breed is the best looking, others think it's disgusting, if only in how it was made. But either way, can you deny that a dog might fill your heart with a serious case of random joy?

Landon King
Landon King

The multiverse is dying. Who knows what will rise from its ashes, if anything?

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

So many who thought they could visit this world and fuck with it believing they were protected from external repercussions have attempted to unbuckle themselves from the ride only to discover that the horrors they have wrought here have already propagated within what they believed to be their reality. The fourth wall was no defense.

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

Well wouldn't that depend entirely on how a multiverse even exists? Hell, you might be living in the world of someone's fanfiction about if Germany had lost WW2. If then this universe is dying, what of the Haloverse someone here made, will it too die with ours, or will it exist on longer?

Assuming fiction can even constitute a universe, and that we are not in fact fictional.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Oh, we are completely fictional.

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

Anime is arguably more real than we are.

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

but doing stuff like that is completely reasonable for someone looking to be a fulltime media whore
a dog might fill your heart with a serious case of random joy?
not a pug, they're shit
memes/ideas are the true sentient beings of the universe

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

All is thought, but our thoughts are not our own.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

we are just vessels and the organs of the memes

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

You're way too close to the truth there.

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

Well good, maybe someone will dream me up some sweet cash and a nice car so I can convince randoms on the net to show me themselves almost naked.

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

Enjoy being reincarnated into your favorite hentai.

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

But what about a big ol' Labrador Retriever?

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

that's a good dog
heck yeah

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

It could happen, but you'll need to focus your own attention on it. Let's be real: you don't need a nice car for that. You just need to sugardaddy NEETs.

Jack Long
Jack Long

The real horror would be if you were reincarnated into my favorite hentai.

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

memes are extraterrestrial beings that transcend time and space

the battles that we currently see of the memes will be happening across the universe and in other timelines, in different times, even though they have no connection on the planes of our dimension

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

extra-dimensional *

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

See, now saying Labrador Retrievers are cute, you might be inclined to agree.

Oh hell, I'm not about to do that, Not when there are people out there who just want someone to sweep them off their feet and into my basement. Now I just have to attain a basement.

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

Ok, so let's remember that until anything is observed it's essentially a probability wave as proven by both the double slit experiment and the uncertainty principle. It makes sense that life essentially evolved as a kind of submersible or microscope through which the universe within which we live could be observed by an extra-dimensional intelligence. At some point, those things seem to have either decided that they'd seen enough or that we're more fun as a source of entertainment than knowledge.

Parker King
Parker King

what about a labrodor retriever that is in a gore picture

that ain't cute

you're a sick fuck for saying that's cute

Carson James
Carson James

Meh, I can live with that. If I lived there and knew nothing of my life here in the Hitlerdiedverse, then I probably would be fine with it.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

Oh, there are people who'd like nothing more than to be your willing slave. Isn't that a trip?

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

I'm pretty sure even professional recordings don't use a thousand dollar microphone

David Davis
David Davis

It is if the Lab is what caused the gore.

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

Hitler's coming back with a vengeance, and it's going to be one heck of a ride.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

what casuals

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

You sure seem to get covered in mysterious oil a lot

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

Yeah, but it's not unexpected. Like the other domesticated animals of times past, some people too want to be taken care of, and can live with the possible pain that comes with being a pet.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

It's been far too long since I've heard people complain about casuals.
I miss it, to be entirely honest.

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

Vengeance or glory? Maybe both.

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Just as we are fed nothing but deception, so seem to be the entities above us.

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

all games are casual now, so there is little to complain about in regards to casuals ruining them

also the term got overused and appropriated by the casuals themselves, causing the meme to die

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

I'm basically at war with both reality and whatever put me here.

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

the hypothetical picture is of a lab that has been cut up and gutted

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

Frog slime!

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

i was following you until the last sentence

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

Do you have steam? I have so much to say that will beggar belief, but is real to me and others. Have you ever read The Politics of Experience by R. D. Laing?

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

The last one is a bitter pill to swallow. It sucks to imagine being basically a playing card or a pokemon in some kind of card game / video game for a superior intelligence.

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

Probably some sweet kid with a fucked up imagination.

That's not cute, but maybe if the lab cut up and gutted a dog killer, and still had the knife in his mouth, then it's adorable.

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Honestly, visualizing yourself as a card in a game of Magic: The Gathering capable of playing a game of Magic: The Gathering is pretty much the closest you'll get to what's going on.

James Young
James Young

I do have a steam actually, and generally use it daily, though not really to play games. Want to post yours here or me post mine?

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

i can swallow that pill, i have just yet to see anything that leads to that conclusion

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

Yeeeeee

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Huh, well given that Magic: The Gathering has multiverse travelers, then it's not unthinkable to imagine one traveling into a universe wherein the rest of the universes are inside a card game. Also never read that book.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

True
It really is ridiculous these days.
ikt does it with frogs
ew

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

A sah, dude? Nobody ever catches the first planeshifter.

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

can you really say does it when youre getting gulped down

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

If I told you what I know I've done, you'd never believe me.

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

frog fetish

Cooper White
Cooper White

new

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

Did you want to give me your steam or me give you mine? Well can you prove you did it, or would it be impossible to do so?

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

i see ourselves as not having technical free will, but practical free will, we can somewhat pilot ourselves and can somewhat create memes to spread and influence others and our/their reality, but we aren't actually making those memes as those memes already exist

in this sense we can be aware that we are in a game that we have little real control over, we are the pawns of a greater game of higher controllers

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

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Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

Give

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

me

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