this is ideal
you not like it but this peak performence
This is ideal you not like it but this peak performence
this is ideal
show me the meme
didnt they make the size smallers
Playing hurts mine.
cool. now give me the source it looks interesting. the chocolate is blocking the guds
howdy big boss
You should get GAMER FINGERLESS GLOVES to alleviate your problem.
yo weebs, this song is super familar in muh head but i can only find this version. what is it called?
stop leaving me out of your aussie chocolate things
toblerino is my favourite chocolate I think and kindereggs and white chocolate Iam highly patrician like that and stuffs
You weren't granted permission to do that.
Stop touching my aussie chocolate things.
yum kinder egg tasty
i wanna feel your aussie chocolate things all over. i wanna be encased in it after you melt it all over me
I don't like the stuff thats in toblerone. Almonds I think?
You should be able to find it on sadpanda with some good searching
did you forget to activate them
Is this a meme? I don't know this one.
How could you be so insensitive, nezwizi
oh god I'm so sorry
Hi, I'm a girl.
Thank you for showing me the light.
What does alkalised water mean?
the fuck if I know
the dude probably made some of that up
Wow, me too sister.
Alkaline water. It's higher on the pH scale.
Next time I won't be so forgiving. So outraged right now.
I did it just to see if Luka would go full "r u cute girl" over it.
Don't give me that face.
Konosuba S3 WHEN
Lielie, are you still here?
The remix you posted actually linked to the original NicoNico video, btw.
Sorry for multipost.
Wow, I feel bad.
It's like a hangover without the drinking.
They call it a headache, Scan-chan.
But my head doesn't hurt.
I just can't get out of bed and feel like shit all the time.
Have you had this before?
Any tips and tricks?
Water and rest.
Might wake up woth a headache from excess sleeping though, so hopefully you have aspirin or ibuprofen of a kind.
Napping for an hour, thne water, then tidy house.
Sleep well Scan-chan.
sipping tea and stuffing my face with digestives
Wake the fuck up, everyone.
drinking coffee and engaging in wholesome activities on 4channel
sounds gay tbh
well it is... endless ylyl and would you bang x threads
dat fappening tho
Your mistake was going to /b/.
wat... its still good
dont judge me
I don't even watch the show, but that's a good webm.
It was never good.
bullshit... just look at all those memes
I know that both of these suspects are lying but I don't know what evidence there is to tie them with the victim.
...everything is funny when you indiscriminately call it a meme
Throw everyone in jail and make them earn their way out of prison.
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video games or reading?
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welp, cant argue with that
That's not how the law works, you dumb admin.
feels when ur console wont support eso
...or when it wont a linux
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kinda wanna set up a proper VM with graphics acceleration for ark so i can fucking play it with anticheat
stop this aboos
Don't stop, won't stop the abuse.
Can't stop the beat.
But everybody likes those.
You're not going to heaven anymore.
Exactly why you can't stop.
This isn't funny.
what the fuck did i do
Your're very presence is abuse.
THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!!
my presence is a gift
The gift of abuse
Dont sexualize da bunny
That is THEIR word :@
et tu, moog?
oh it wasn't updating again
the last post was scoots referencing the ides of march
I'm, going, to, type, like, this, from, now, on, just, for, darwin.
when Rin won't type in a special way just for you
Why even live?
Jusdt, for, you, I, will, put, a, D, after, every, sd.
Thanks bae <3
Will rin keep adding random conditions to her typing for different people until it's completely incomprehensible?
Oh man I just heard some screaming and shouting outside I'll hear some good stuff tomorrow on the radio.
If only the Germans would have had Rin instead of Enigma for encryption/decryption in WW2.
Then loco would never have sucked so much dick and solved it
But Scoots, it was the Britons that solved it.
oh wait, its the same thread
how did i not notice?
Fuck off, scum
Are you saying that Loco is a Briton scientist from the 40s?
Watch the imitation game
Jusdt, for, Sdcootsd, I, will, add, a, >, to, every, pronoun.
"I" is a pronoun
I'll see about that.
Also it seems to have that guy starring it who's name I can't really recall, Beneficial Cucumber wasn't it?
Sdtarting, now, then.
I think it might have been Bendthatdick Cuminabitch.
You brought this upon yourself
Woah black betty
Did they Disney magically form babby together?
Kind if want to form babby wit Sabrina
What if babby inherit my nose? ;___;
But i have jew nose
Could always cut off their nose
What if babby inherit my meme? ;___;
XD hahaha i was thinking that...
ive been rereading prisoner of askaban <. <
God i hope not
That would be weak as fuqq
What if babby say "Put the memes in the bag, Onii-chan"?
Hairy Plower & The Prisoner of Asskaban: A Magical S&M Adventure
I'd want to be a character in that book.
Hairy Bottom & Her Chamber of Secrets
I, would, not, want, to, read, thisd, book.
Wish Sabrina would wingardium leviosa me, if you know what I mean
Fairy blotter and the knobber of fire
Cherry Popper and the Chamber of Victims
Carrie Flopper and the half-cucked ponce
God, >I, wisdh, that, were, >me.
Fantastic Breasts & Where to Find Them
Cumtastic feasts and where to hymen
I need that book in my life.
How, To, Tame, >Your, Donger.
How to Drain Your Flagon
That, wasd, way, better, than, >mine.
tbh you should keep with the capital after every comma
Jusdt, For, >You, >I, Will, Usde, A, Capitol, After, Every, Comma.
I, Am, Going, To, Need, A, Text, Doc, For, All, Thesde, Rulesd, Sdoon.
I saw the dutch election news
it's good that the hyper polarized parties are being balanced out
is ikt getting deported
Hopefully france and germany follow suit. Then holy war with Erdogan can begin.
and gas the turks
Let him stay with you.
Centre party won
Not immigrants being gassed yet
Give him your place and you stay with me.
Welp, it's official.
I'm now going to be prescribed anti-depressants.
All aboard the DESPAIR train.
what is the difference between report deport support import and export
I know a few Turkish people personally, their views are quite different from the ones of their government
way more liberal
I see the same pattern with iraqi citizens too
If enough young people can break the pattern of nepotism we see globally in these kinds of countries, we can move forward as a global people much more efficiently
Make room for one more
YOU DONT NEED THEM
Turkish are scum of the earth.
report & deport is what you do to mexicans
support is what mexicans can't do
idk what the other two are
Are you getting deported from dutchmania too?
ALL ABOARD THE ZOLOFT TRAIN
Yes. I had no chance.
Accept my broken soul into your kind arms.
Report = THIS GUY IS BEING A CUNT
Deport = LET'S THROW THIS CUNT TO SOME OTHER CUNTS, AND LET THEM DEAL WITH IT
Support = THIS CUNT IS JUST A BROKEN WASTREL, LET'S HELP HIM SO HE MAY NOT BE A CUNT IN FUTURE
Import = WE NEED MORE CUNTS TO FEED OUR WASTREL FACTORY, PLEASE SEND MORE CUNTS TO US
Export = WE CAN NOW SEND OUR BUILDERS TO PLACES THAT DON'T HAVE CUNT FACILITIES
deport and export sounds like the same thing and report sounds like you port somebody again like you repeat your last portoperation
import is important
Eh Erdogan probably realigning with Russia. The current fallout with holland/turkey stems from him wanting him to turn turkey into a more Presidential "democracy" than a parliamentary one. He is seeking to centralize power.
But he had the neeve to brand the dutch and germans as "nazis" because they weren't comfortable with them canvassing on their soil.
Istanbul/failed coup was a false flag.
It would be easier for him to get into Canada than here.
I do now, it is just a stop gap measure till I can have a minute to figure shit out.
Preferably the kind that keeps me as a law-abiding, working citizen.
You had me up to kind arms.
But then what does repeat mean?
You peat again?`
I guess both of you have to come then.
Rapports about azn diccs
Probably nothing too strong.
Just something to take the edge off so I don't find myself in a depression spiral
This is now out of my area of expertise but I can say that keeping the power spread out is most preferential
Emmapls. Embrace your maternal instincts
Like, half of my brain's problem is that I worry about shit I shouldn't even care about and continue to worry till all I see is death and dread.
The other half is retarded.
Well, they're getting me on counselling so that's more good.
prolly 50 mg of zoloft
I only have to spaces and they're filled now, srrrrrry
Depression fags should probably drink bleach
TLC and counseling is all you need
don't poison your mind my boy
impetance sounds like it could be a world for the importance of doing something
You need to apply poison first, before you can detox, in some cases.
My mind is already poisoned, they're probably just gonna stick me on the Anti-D's to like... numb me down so I accept the counselling more easily and life shit.
Ikt and Darwin
Words are hard
why do they even exist
Hopefully we have a baseline happy scanner at the end of this
We can make it a family of 4. Who would be the parents though?
if they were easy everybody would be dating
We don't have the 'dose that nigga up' way of dealing things, in UK... or at least, I don't think so.
Nah, pills are prescribed for free (maybe under taxpayer cost, but fuck it, I'm a tax payer too) so no profit in giving shitloads of anti-d's until ABSOLUTELY NEEDED.
if they were hard they everyone would be neru
You and Darwin
So why isn't the residential thesaurus dating everyone?
You may need to pay for the prescription, but i dont know. Ive never had legally prescribed depression pills
That's the idea.
First fix the baseline emotional problems and thought processes, then body, then back to working in the horrid, stressful warehouses.
is darwin my little sister?
If I get a job immediately after, which I could do in 2 weeks... but I doubt anyone would hire someone who just lapsed into utter darkness in just a day ago...
It's a global scheme by big pharma. Dose people up, get them hooked onto it. Easy $$$. Doctors are in on it too.
He is your mother.
And if I do have to pay, fuck it, my kingdom for a horse.
Ican not tell if this is rude or not
It is. ;;
Well... I'm weird with addiction.
Like... I get addicted to something, dislike the side-effects or forget I am addicted to something and go cold turkey/replace with a different drug.
Haven't drank booze in two months.
And that was my go-to jam.
It shouldn't prevent you getting a job, unless the medication makes you drowsy. Even then you wouldnt be allowed to operate heavy machinery or drive.
Why is he the mother?
I was going to make a joke like:
oh wait, he is :^)
That would have been rude tho
Well fuck yes.
Just what I fucking need in work.
Work on heavy forklift
forget I'm addicted to something
was it really an addiction then?
replace with a different drug
DYE THE WATERS WITH THE BLOOD OF LEPRECHAUNS
He is the best at tucking people in and rubbing their feet when they are feeling unwell.
Thank lord I quit drinking.
My heart and mind, nor my wallet can take a 'remorseless and messy' night out.
Oh, and his voice is very feminine and soothing~
and rubbing their feet when they are feeling unwell.
africa is starving
I, Read, That, Asd, Fucking, People, In.
Gonna get some guiness and embrace the potato in me
how do i find the desire to do my reading?
Nah, fuck warehouses.
Fuck em. Fuck them in the arse.
Fuck transport, fuck storage, fuck production, fuck quality control, palletizing, cleaning and floor walking.
I am done with yellow jacket work.
Nothing infuriates me more.
My heart is into retail, specifically, toys.
Get someone to punish you if you don't do it :3
Two moms are better, though.
jk nap bye
Location, music, position and current thoughts.
If you want to do it, you will, no matter what.
If you NEED to do it but don't want to, you'll have to rely on location, music and position.
Go to a place of reading, but some music on ear phones and upright position.
Nah, kid's toys.
I fucking loved working in at toy store.
I once did a 16hr shift and came out relatively 'normal'.
I'll wear an apron every other day
Your posting is a bit weird
everything ok rin?
Ipen up ur iwn toy emporium
I'll stand behind you with a baseball bat.
Yuri is puri
I just got back from class, what is this thing you're doing here
Wth did I do to deserve this
I, Am, Asdsdigning, Arbitrary, Typing, Rulesd, Just, Becausde.
Sdee, And, And,
it looks like something out of a CSV script
Nigga, this town could not handle a toy store ran by me.
Would rock their nuts off.
I'd focus on board games, stocking mostly tabletop shit, have an area to 'test this game out before you purchase' thing, so then you'll ALWAYS have work for young and upcoming retailers.
This place needs a place that sells Betrayal at the House on the Hill and other cool shit. That's why other retailers here are closed down cuz they don't know how to compete and hire competent staff.
Far, More, Autisdtic, Than, That.
I sure do hope that's an AHK script.
i just want it fucking done with tbh, im tired of living like a fucking neet
how about nipping to shop for coffee instead?
How, The, Heck, Isd, Thisd, Cute?
I, Am, Far, Too, Autisdtic, For, That.
I think Luka just likes to bully
it would make life a lot easier for sure
because you're being weird for people
What a rapacious being.
I'll beat you to with this.
Dont bully luka
The best solution is to run away and tell on the bully.
Rin already said it's too much autism anyway.
no bully! :D
Luka don't bully
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Rolling to bully Luka.
Oh well, I never get a good roll, guess I won't bully.
a drawing tablet and some toothpaste?
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rolls to roll u
Man, you suck more than I do.
A, Sdcript, Would, Invalidate, The, Rulesd, Anyway, In, A, Way.
It, Isd, Kind, Of, Like, A, Persdonal, Exersdize.
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roll to pop luka
how you doin tho
This is advanced autism
Make a script and then type like that manually anyway
This is trash and violence.
*sips a can of pop anyways*
I used to have a holemaker but idk where it went how will I make holes now
Jusdt, For, Thesdeiusd, I, Will, *Put*, Every, Verb, In, Action, Asdterisdksd.
*Typing*, Asdterisdksd, Isd, Hell, With, Thesde, Rulesd.
I, *Am, Doing*, Alright, How, About, >Yourself?
*Wasted*, Effort, To, *Be*, Honest.
*Fuck*, *Will*, Is, A, Verb.
God gave you extremities so you can create extreme holes.
is is a verb
Doubling it up though
there is a new thread
inb4 cuppers <3
Go to the new thread already.
was just switching my trip before opening the new thread because i wasn't sure if i was gonna post or not.