This is ideal

toblerino is my favourite chocolate I think and kindereggs and white chocolate Iam highly patrician like that and stuffs

You weren't granted permission to do that.

Stop touching my aussie chocolate things.

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yum kinder egg tasty

:)

i wanna feel your aussie chocolate things all over. i wanna be encased in it after you melt it all over me

I don't like the stuff thats in toblerone. Almonds I think?

You should be able to find it on sadpanda with some good searching

did you forget to activate them

Stop.

Nice meme

Is this a meme? I don't know this one.

effort ;u;

Kawaisou..

I apologize.

i.imgur.com/w4zmCHE.jpg

How could you be so insensitive, nezwizi

oh god I'm so sorry

Hi, I'm a girl.

Thank you for showing me the light.
What does alkalised water mean?

the fuck if I know

the dude probably made some of that up

Wow, me too sister.

Alkaline water. It's higher on the pH scale.

Next time I won't be so forgiving. So outraged right now.

I did it just to see if Luka would go full "r u cute girl" over it.

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Don't give me that face.

Konosuba S3 WHEN

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Lielie, are you still here?

Wai

youtu.be/FHO5GzUvkqE
nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30067009
amazon.co.jp/dp/B01IQROMAM

The remix you posted actually linked to the original NicoNico video, btw.

*cover

Sorry for multipost.

Wow, I feel bad.
It's like a hangover without the drinking.

They call it a headache, Scan-chan.

But my head doesn't hurt.
I just can't get out of bed and feel like shit all the time.

Have you had this before?
Any tips and tricks?

Water and rest.

Ty SD.
On it.

Might wake up woth a headache from excess sleeping though, so hopefully you have aspirin or ibuprofen of a kind.

Napping for an hour, thne water, then tidy house.

Nini

Sleep well Scan-chan.

sup fags

sipping tea and stuffing my face with digestives
you?

Activity when

Wake the fuck up, everyone.

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drinking coffee and engaging in wholesome activities on 4channel

sounds gay tbh

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well it is... endless ylyl and would you bang x threads

Oddly mesmerizing.

Your mistake was going to Holla Forums.

sama pls

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wat... its still good

dont judge me

Test help.

I don't even watch the show, but that's a good webm.

How

It was never good.

bullshit... just look at all those memes

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lol

I know that both of these suspects are lying but I don't know what evidence there is to tie them with the victim.

...everything is funny when you indiscriminately call it a meme

Throw everyone in jail and make them earn their way out of prison.

Nice meme.

ikr

Rolled 1 (1d2)video games or reading?

Rolled 1 (1d2)welp, cant argue with that

That's not how the law works, you dumb admin.

feels when ur console wont support eso

...or when it wont a linux

Rolled 1 (1d2)kinda wanna set up a proper VM with graphics acceleration for ark so i can fucking play it with anticheat

fucking dice

It should.

stop this aboos

Don't stop, won't stop the abuse.

Can't stop.

Can't stop the beat.

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*beatings

But everybody likes those.

You're not going to heaven anymore.

Exactly why you can't stop.

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This isn't funny.

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Stop abuse

:stopabuse:

what the fuck did i do

Your're very presence is abuse.
PUPPET MASTER
THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!!

my presence is a gift

The gift of abuse

*moans*

Dont sexualize da bunny

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That is THEIR word :@

et tu, moog?

oh it wasn't updating again
the last post was scoots referencing the ides of march

I'm, going, to, type, like, this, from, now, on, just, for, darwin.

Why even live?

Pegging 12

Jusdt, for, you, I, will, put, a, D, after, every, sd.

dostedt

Thanks bae

Will rin keep adding random conditions to her typing for different people until it's completely incomprehensible?

Oh man I just heard some screaming and shouting outside I'll hear some good stuff tomorrow on the radio.

If only the Germans would have had Rin instead of Enigma for encryption/decryption in WW2.

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Then loco would never have sucked so much dick and solved it

But Scoots, it was the Britons that solved it.

lmao

Exactly

oh wait, its the same thread
how did i not notice?

Fuck off, scum

Are you saying that Loco is a Briton scientist from the 40s?

Watch the imitation game

Jusdt, for, Sdcootsd, I, will, add, a, >, to, every, pronoun.

"I" is a pronoun

I'll see about that.
Also it seems to have that guy starring it who's name I can't really recall, Beneficial Cucumber wasn't it?

FUCK

Sdtarting, now, then.

Fuck, >you.

Benediction cranberry

I think it might have been Bendthatdick Cuminabitch.

You brought this upon yourself

woah pictures

woah

Woah bebop

Woah black betty

Did they Disney magically form babby together?

woah scootbop

gotem

Kind if want to form babby wit Sabrina

What if babby inherit my nose? ;___;

But i have jew nose

Could always cut off their nose

Voldesnort

What if babby inherit my meme? ;___;

XD hahaha i was thinking that...
ive been rereading prisoner of askaban

Azkaban

God i hope not
That would be weak as fuqq

What if babby say "Put the memes in the bag, Onii-chan"?

Hairy Plower & The Prisoner of Asskaban: A Magical S&M Adventure

I'd want to be a character in that book.

Harry Botter

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Hairy Bottom & Her Chamber of Secrets

Wish Sabrina would wingardium leviosa me, if you know what I mean

Fairy blotter and the knobber of fire

Fatty Pothead

Cherry Popper and the Chamber of Victims

Carrie Flopper and the half-cucked ponce

God, >I, wisdh, that, were, >me.

Fantastic Breasts & Where to Find Them

Cumtastic feasts and where to hymen

I need that book in my life.

How, To, Tame, >Your, Donger.

How to Drain Your Flagon

That, wasd, way, better, than, >mine.
Thanksd, Sdabsd.

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tbh you should keep with the capital after every comma

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Jusdt, For, >You, >I, Will, Usde, A, Capitol, After, Every, Comma.

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Cancer

I saw the dutch election news
it's good that the hyper polarized parties are being balanced out

is ikt getting deported

Definitely
Hopefully france and germany follow suit. Then holy war with Erdogan can begin.
RETURN CONSTANTINOPLE
and gas the turks

Let him stay with you.

Centre party won
Not immigrants being gassed yet

Give him your place and you stay with me.

Welp, it's official.

I'm now going to be prescribed anti-depressants.

All aboard the DESPAIR train.

what is the difference between report deport support import and export

I know a few Turkish people personally, their views are quite different from the ones of their government
way more liberal

I see the same pattern with iraqi citizens too

If enough young people can break the pattern of nepotism we see globally in these kinds of countries, we can move forward as a global people much more efficiently

Make room for one more

YOU DONT NEED THEM

which

Turkish are scum of the earth.

report & deport is what you do to mexicans
support is what mexicans can't do
idk what the other two are

Are you getting deported from dutchmania too?

ALL ABOARD THE ZOLOFT TRAIN

Yes. I had no chance.

Accept my broken soul into your kind arms.

Report = THIS GUY IS BEING A CUNT
Deport = LET'S THROW THIS CUNT TO SOME OTHER CUNTS, AND LET THEM DEAL WITH IT
Support = THIS CUNT IS JUST A BROKEN WASTREL, LET'S HELP HIM SO HE MAY NOT BE A CUNT IN FUTURE
Import = WE NEED MORE CUNTS TO FEED OUR WASTREL FACTORY, PLEASE SEND MORE CUNTS TO US
Export = WE CAN NOW SEND OUR BUILDERS TO PLACES THAT DON'T HAVE CUNT FACILITIES

amina koyayim

deport and export sounds like the same thing and report sounds like you port somebody again like you repeat your last portoperation

import is important

import dicc

Eh Erdogan probably realigning with Russia. The current fallout with holland/turkey stems from him wanting him to turn turkey into a more Presidential "democracy" than a parliamentary one. He is seeking to centralize power.
Scary.
But he had the neeve to brand the dutch and germans as "nazis" because they weren't comfortable with them canvassing on their soil.
Istanbul/failed coup was a false flag.

export girlpussy

It would be easier for him to get into Canada than here.

deport*

I do now, it is just a stop gap measure till I can have a minute to figure shit out.

Fuck knows.
Preferably the kind that keeps me as a law-abiding, working citizen.

w00tw00t

You had me up to kind arms.

But then what does repeat mean?

You peat again?`

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Rapoport

depeat

I guess both of you have to come then.

Rapports about azn diccs

Bern pls.

come

impeat

I'm peat?

imp eat

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hm

cum

went

Probably nothing too strong.
Just something to take the edge off so I don't find myself in a depression spiral

This is now out of my area of expertise but I can say that keeping the power spread out is most preferential

pls reconsider

Emmapls. Embrace your maternal instincts

ikuyo

NO BERN
ONLY GRIM

Like, half of my brain's problem is that I worry about shit I shouldn't even care about and continue to worry till all I see is death and dread.

The other half is retarded.

Well, they're getting me on counselling so that's more good.

prolly 50 mg of zoloft

I only have to spaces and they're filled now, srrrrrry

Depression fags should probably drink bleach

w

TLC and counseling is all you need

don't poison your mind my boy

by WHO

impetance sounds like it could be a world for the importance of doing something

You need to apply poison first, before you can detox, in some cases.

My mind is already poisoned, they're probably just gonna stick me on the Anti-D's to like... numb me down so I accept the counselling more easily and life shit.

Ikt and Darwin

Words are hard

why do they even exist

Hopefully we have a baseline happy scanner at the end of this

We can make it a family of 4. Who would be the parents though?

if they were easy everybody would be dating

We don't have the 'dose that nigga up' way of dealing things, in UK... or at least, I don't think so.

Nah, pills are prescribed for free (maybe under taxpayer cost, but fuck it, I'm a tax payer too) so no profit in giving shitloads of anti-d's until ABSOLUTELY NEEDED.

if they were hard they everyone would be neru

You and Darwin

So why isn't the residential thesaurus dating everyone?

You may need to pay for the prescription, but i dont know. Ive never had legally prescribed depression pills

That's the idea.
First fix the baseline emotional problems and thought processes, then body, then back to working in the horrid, stressful warehouses.

is darwin my little sister?

I'm imouto

If I get a job immediately after, which I could do in 2 weeks... but I doubt anyone would hire someone who just lapsed into utter darkness in just a day ago...

Yes.

It's a global scheme by big pharma. Dose people up, get them hooked onto it. Easy $$$. Doctors are in on it too.

He is your mother.

Fairnuff'

And if I do have to pay, fuck it, my kingdom for a horse.

Ican not tell if this is rude or not

It is. ;;

Well... I'm weird with addiction.
Like... I get addicted to something, dislike the side-effects or forget I am addicted to something and go cold turkey/replace with a different drug.

Haven't drank booze in two months.
And that was my go-to jam.

It shouldn't prevent you getting a job, unless the medication makes you drowsy. Even then you wouldnt be allowed to operate heavy machinery or drive.

Why is he the mother?

I was going to make a joke like:

oh wait, he is :^)

That would have been rude tho

StPatricks weekend

Oh boi

Well fuck yes.
That's fantastic.

Just what I fucking need in work.

Work on heavy forklift

wut
was it really an addiction then?

happens often

DYE THE WATERS WITH THE BLOOD OF LEPRECHAUNS

He is the best at tucking people in and rubbing their feet when they are feeling unwell.

Thank lord I quit drinking.
My heart and mind, nor my wallet can take a 'remorseless and messy' night out.

Oh, and his voice is very feminine and soothing~

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Gonna get some guiness and embrace the potato in me

how do i find the desire to do my reading?

Nah, fuck warehouses.
Fuck em. Fuck them in the arse.
Fuck transport, fuck storage, fuck production, fuck quality control, palletizing, cleaning and floor walking.

I am done with yellow jacket work.
Nothing infuriates me more.
My heart is into retail, specifically, toys.

Get someone to punish you if you don't do it :3

Anne summers

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Two moms are better, though.

yuri

jk nap bye

tree dads

urgh

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Location, music, position and current thoughts.

If you want to do it, you will, no matter what.
If you NEED to do it but don't want to, you'll have to rely on location, music and position.

Go to a place of reading, but some music on ear phones and upright position.

hue
Nah, kid's toys.
I fucking loved working in at toy store.
I once did a 16hr shift and came out relatively 'normal'.

tree daddy

I'll wear an apron every other day
LOL

bye emma

Your posting is a bit weird
everything ok rin?

Ipen up ur iwn toy emporium

*punishes*

I'll stand behind you with a baseball bat.

Yuri is puri

I just got back from class, what is this thing you're doing here

Wth did I do to deserve this

Sdee,
And,
And,

Sdee, Above.

it looks like something out of a CSV script

Nigga, this town could not handle a toy store ran by me.

Would rock their nuts off.

I'd focus on board games, stocking mostly tabletop shit, have an area to 'test this game out before you purchase' thing, so then you'll ALWAYS have work for young and upcoming retailers.

This place needs a place that sells Betrayal at the House on the Hill and other cool shit. That's why other retailers here are closed down cuz they don't know how to compete and hire competent staff.

Far, More, Autisdtic, Than, That.

Yes.

cute

I sure do hope that's an AHK script.

i just want it fucking done with tbh, im tired of living like a fucking neet

how about nipping to shop for coffee instead?

stuff

How, The, Heck, Isd, Thisd, Cute?

I think Luka just likes to bully

it would make life a lot easier for sure

because you're being weird for people

This.
What a rapacious being.

I'll beat you to with this.

Dont bully luka

The best solution is to run away and tell on the bully.

Rin already said it's too much autism anyway.

*bullys*

no bully! :D

Luka don't bully

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Yay luka

Ban them

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meow

*pets*

Rolled 14 (1d20)Rolling to bully Luka.

Oh well, I never get a good roll, guess I won't bully.

a drawing tablet and some toothpaste?

Rolled 4 (1d20)
rolls to roll u

nvm
too tired
rip

Man, you suck more than I do.

A, Sdcript, Would, Invalidate, The, Rulesd, Anyway, In, A, Way.

It, Isd, Kind, Of, Like, A, Persdonal, Exersdize.

Rolled 3 (1d20)roll to pop luka

how you doin tho

This is advanced autism

Make a script and then type like that manually anyway

This is trash and violence.

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:(

lol
*sips a can of pop anyways*

I used to have a holemaker but idk where it went how will I make holes now

Jusdt, For, Thesdeiusd, I, Will, *Put*, Every, Verb, In, Action, Asdterisdksd.

*Typing*, Asdterisdksd, Isd, Hell, With, Thesde, Rulesd.

*Wasted*, Effort, To, *Be*, Honest.

3=

*Fuck*, *Will*, Is, A, Verb.

God gave you extremities so you can create extreme holes.

is is a verb

new

This

Doubling it up though

there is a new thread

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aaa

inb4 cuppers

was just switching my trip before opening the new thread because i wasn't sure if i was gonna post or not.

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