What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit
Elijah Long
Joshua Lewis
>>164619371What a piece of art.
Henry Lewis
>dude gets molested by an old jewish ladyweird flick
Hudson Perez
>So user, wanna munch my snatch?
Alexander Martinez
Yep it was dogshit. I watched the first hour up to Sean Penn and that was plenty.
Jacob Sanders
>>164619450Thoughtt you'd never ask
Lincoln Price
Just a poor's man Dazed and confused butacking all the charm.PTA is a hack. I always said.
Angel Jenkins
The first scene is really the only good part
Gavin Ramirez
>>164619532>but lackingautofix
Hunter Reyes
>>164619371>>164619450I'd like to lick-her yiddish pizza ifyaknowwhatImeannnn
Benjamin Ortiz
>>164619532Yep. I can not agree more.While Dazed and Confused and Everybody Wants Some are comfy self contained little vignettes about the 70's and 80's respectively. PTA always seems to be trying too hard. 'hey dude member the oil crisis? and the water beds? And Streisand random bf, crazy rite'The guy is worse than Tarantino.
Dominic Kelly
>>164619371Why are we suddenly talking about this movie so much
Isaac Johnson
>>164619999Torrent out.
Sebastian Ortiz
>>164619999catching up to the oscars
Lucas Ross
"You're circumcised, that means you're jewish"Am I misinformed about the US?
Logan White
>>164619450Begone thot.
Charles Torres
>>164619450Bitch is ugly as fuck
Ayden Butler
>>164619999because torrents came out recently
Christian Gray
>>164619450Would
Lincoln Carter
>>164619371>>164619450>cute chick drawn on the poster>absolute disgusting ugly skank in the moviefucking false advertising
Landon Sanders
>>164620599This, they really did a tranny level glow-up on that drawing. It's almost as bad as a twitter anime pfp.
Gavin Smith
what the fuck was the point of a member berry movie that only people over 60 could even identify with, i cant even member berry pre 1998who is this for
Sebastian Evans
>>164619936>Everybody Wants SomeLove this movie so much
Hudson Cook
>>164619450>>164620595I don't usually react this strongly, but this woman is fucking hideous.
Aaron Torres
>>164619450>>164620595She cute.
Brayden Wright
>>164620595
Jordan Sullivan
>>164620651Me tooyoutube.com
Owen Rivera
>>164619371I liked it and I don't know why it makes Holla Forums seethe. Paul Thomas Anderson has never made a bad movie and sure Alana isn't a looker face wise but I'm sure 98% of Holla Forums users aren't either.
Anthony Long
bruh this bitch was tryna suck off the local political candidate but he just used her so people wouldn't suspect him of being gaythis movie is pretty funnyalso the bradley cooper character obsessed with his gf barbara streisland is funny too
Gabriel Morris
the kids can't act, why are they even considered as leads
Nicholas Richardson
>>164619371also i cant imagine why the protagonist is obsessed with 25yr old pussy when hes like 16 or 17. im in my early 20s and i think 25yr old pussy is kinda gross for me
Jose Edwards
>>164620650boomers deserve their art and heartwarming memories before dying and passing on this wonderful world to younger generations
Alexander Reyes
>>164619467huh, me too
Nolan Morris
>>164621728Are you a virgin?
Landon Morales
>25 year old woman getting cucked by a 13 year old girl Lil
Jack Martin
>>164620249The circumcision thing is more 80s onwards.
Daniel Mitchell
Why in the hell this kid so obsessed with this ugly ass old woman?During the course of the movie he even manages to successfully converse with other teenagers who are really cute.Even the airplane chick wants his dick.
Levi Powell
>>164619450face it tiger...
Elijah Foster
>>164621600I’m above her league so I’m qualified to say this movie sucks
Wyatt Wood
>>164621594is that eugene hutz?
Brandon Russell
>>164619371You guys are such fucking losers. This movie was great and portrayed a chad in the making in the process of getting lucky with a jewess. The movie is a love story where the director/writers are fantasizing about being very forward young men that would not be scared of talking to older girls and spitting game.
Landon King
>>164619371...you are if you don't like this movie
Jace Bell
SEX WITH HAIM
Nathaniel Gomez
>>164619371Oscar-voter pandering "dude remember how good Hollywood/Los Angeles used to be back in the day???" masturbation shit needs to start getting classified as its own genre of film
Nicholas Martin
>>164621600There Will Be Blood is an acquired taste and Inherent Vice is like a soulless Big Lebowski.
James Roberts
>>164624000
James White
>>164624273What did she mean by this?
Eli Gutierrez
>>164624540>get outta my dreams, get into my cunt
Blake Thomas
>>164624678Based whore
Nolan Wright
>>164624000
Jackson Stewart
>>164624000I think that the middle sister is the hottest one by far. Alana is cute in her own immature way, but the middle sister is like a pothead loner that just wants to chill and play music. I wonder if she is like that in real life.
Chase Jones
>>164624000
Caleb Campbell
>>164621728HAHAWait til you're my age and see what the women look like.t. 51yo
Jonathan Garcia
>>164622263This. Movie plot makes no sense.
Nolan Ramirez
Gary is a based Chad
Juan Morales
>>164625929>>164622263Easily explained by a mommy fetish, or a "I want whatever I'm told I can't have" complex.
Grayson White
>>164622263Because he is in love with her. Most of the time it doesn't make sense but that's the way it is. If men could control their dicks and pick the women that they lust for there would probably be no wars or conflict, but the problem is that they can't and most learn how to roll with it and conquer they one they want. Gary wanted Alana, not because she was the prettiest or even his age, but because he lusted for her with that primal teenager spirit that does not care about any trivialities.
Aiden Flores
SEXwithHAIM
Nathan Walker
>>164626141No ass, but it's cool, girls with no ass got complexes about it and they fucking adore you if they see that it doesn't bother you.
Cooper Hill
>>164619371youtube.com
Ian Scott
>>164626112T. Virgin
Juan Hughes
>>164626141I'd slam it
Landon Hughes
>>164626310Elaborate.
Ryder Brown
>>164626345No
Alexander Myers
>>164626253>>164626337Based
Andrew Lopez
>>164626112Basically this
Adam Cruz
>>164619371yes, she was, she didn't deserve himgary was based, shame he had such terrible taste in women
Jonathan Nelson
>>164621600Inherent Vice and Phantom Thread was a pretty big disappointment tbqh, thats why i havent watched this yet. the guy has made Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, The Master so maybe he's kino'd himself out at this point.
Luke Diaz
>>164619415h-hot
Hudson Torres
>>164620595jesus. and here I thought I had bad eye bags
Jose Sanchez
>>164625950>>164626141>>164626374Alana cute.
Chase Ramirez
>>164621844nah ive just only really been with 18-20 year olds and prefer that
Evan Rogers
>>164626604All three are cute desu.
Joshua Lewis
>>164626735Yes!
Colton Thomas
>>164626535>filtered by Phantom ThreadHow?
Xavier Jackson
>>164626771it sucked bro im sorry to break it to you. i understand putting a lot of faith in PTA but he shit the bed with that one. i can't think of a single PTA movie id rank below PT.
Evan Johnson
Where did he get the money so fast to set up a fucking Pinball/Arcade palace?What happened to the plot of her trying to make a career out of acting?If he liked her why did he ignore her so much every time she advanced?Or flirting with girls his own age in front of her?AND HOW THE FUCK CAN A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS FINANCE A MATTRESS RESALE BUSINESS?And am I missing something here?
Jackson Ramirez
>>164621705Because they weren't cast for their acting ability, PTA wants to fuck the ugly chick because she's in some shitty "band" and the kid is the son of Phillip Seymour Hoffman who PTA probably did fucking heroin with and feels guilty now
Austin Miller
>>164620642Would’ve enjoyed this movie for my long awkward cute jew babysitter fetish but this is good to know
Grayson Long
>>164624000Women are disgusting.
Angel Turner
>>164621705>>164621705
Alexander Gomez
I'm fully convinced now PTA has now idea what a normal conversation or real life is actually like
Dylan Baker
>>16462692070'sShe didn't know what she wantedShe was stoned/they were trying to make each other jealous70's
Levi Parker
>>164626920Cuz, PTA wanted, okay
Kevin Moore
>>164627047If I'm not mistaken, they are Israeli immigrants, which are very different than the jews you guys complain all the time about.
Daniel Wilson
Julian Ross
I want to sloppily makeout with all three Haim sisters, Holla Forums.
Cameron Powell
>>164627416
Carter Morales
>>164626920He was a child actor, he was pretty business savvy and probably invested most of thatI think she never really pursued itHe wanted to make her jealous and crave for him as he craved for herHe had money
Gavin Parker
>>164627386>IsraeliThose jews I actually like
Caleb Martinez
>>164627447TRAD HAIM
Jonathan Taylor
>>164627416>>164627450I see pokies
Gabriel Turner
Carter Wright
>>164627986Este nip
Gavin Wright
>>164627703>no Pickle Haim TradwifeShe's out there somewhere in Eastern Europe, dancing in the wheatfields just for you. Jethro Tull plays faintly on an old radio in a nearby barn.If you choose to marry Pickle Haim Tradwife, turn to page 47.If you choose to continue unravelling the tapestry of the Mongolian ninjas, turn to page 110.
Michael Cox
>>164627447but not the ugly one
Jack Ross
>>164628264But user, they're all beautiful
Leo Jackson
>>164628264None of them are ugly?
Easton Wright
>>164628217
Austin Harris
>>164628264No such thing
Grayson Cruz
>>164626366Loser bitch
Blake Jenkins
>>164628630Yes, you are
Bentley Lewis
>>164626374
Cooper Gray
Alana won
Jaxson Stewart
>>164628946Estebros...
Asher Moore
>>164619450does she really say that?
Eli Sanders
>>164628217
Henry Jones
>>164628946Kek I know what rating system that is just from the thumbnail
Luke Gonzalez
>>164619450>chad marking his territoryyoutube.com
Cooper Miller
>>164621594So fucking good. I wanna flashback to 2016 watching this shit again for the first. The ultimate bro kino
Dominic Martinez
>>164629302The scene is not on the movie.
Nathaniel Robinson
>>164629302Lol Yes, indeed. And men only do that when they know that the girl is not going to leave them but only get mad at them.
Camden Bailey
>>164629451So true bro. Movie is the absolute comfy bro experience.I don't understand why the critics didn't like it. Too white for them, I think.youtube.com
Christian Baker
>I don't understand why the critics didn't like it. Too white for them, I think.Take your meds, retard
William Green
>>164629693>>164629909It was the audiences that didn’t appreciate it. Doesn’t get talked about enough. Shame
Kayden Watson
>>164629457I know PTA doesn't do that, but I would love to see an extended cut.
Connor Flores
>>164621600Government is for ugly jews, hollywood is for pretty jews.
Brody Turner
>>164619371no
Tyler Adams
>>164620651Everybody Wants Some is an underrated, sleeper masterpiece.
Zachary Diaz
This movie was comfy.
Mason Rivera
>>164630086The comfiest for me
Joseph Jenkins
>>164619371>that drawingyeah right
Nolan Sanchez
>>164629693He is literally me.
Benjamin Williams
>>164619999Armond White liked it
Carter Foster
Paul Thomas Anderson’s most famous films, Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood, cursed America. But Licorice Pizza lifts the curse with every seemingly spontaneous moment of young adult discovery. This is easily the American eccentric’s best film because his usual indie-movie flaws — obscure themes, cynical perspective, and technical showing-off — are mitigated by a rare, relatable narrative. The 1970s story about California youth on the margins of show business speaks to every American teen’s sense of belonging to a great, bountiful country. Gary (Cooper Hoffman) and Alana (Alana Haim) don’t exactly know how things work, but their determination to participate in the party makes them soulmates.Gary pledges love to the slightly older Alana, who is not intimidatingly pretty but quirkily girlish enough for hormonal fascination. In this gender-stressed age, most filmmakers lack the cultural confidence to tell a love story, so Anderson, instead, has made a movie about the beauty of trust. In their wild exploits — pursuing business scams, teasing the entertainment industry and Hollywood icons looming over exurban Encino, and often just running — Gary and Alana scrape against the semblance of love. It satisfies our adolescent desire for camaraderie and acceptance.Anderson needs a good pop-music soundtrack to pull this off and finds it. The authentic period echoes of “Stumbling In,” “Peace Frog,” and “Life on Mars” are uncanny reminders that such minor tunes were part of the cultural fabric. The background songs give definition to Anderson’s eccentric Americana.How odd that this fantasy panoply of California/Hollywood life, the other side of America’s eternal gig economy, comes across through Anderson’s lo-fi indie aesthetic. He uses grandiloquent 70mm imagery for everyday frowziness.
Asher Cook
>>164631163Rejecting the visual splendor that Anderson saw in Robert Altman’s outsider/community films (California Split, Nashville, The Long Goodbye, 3 Women) is just plain perverse. But this wouldn’t be a PTA movie without perversity. In his drive to appear smart, Anderson treats each sequence elliptically: Gary’s run-in with Lucille Ball; his TV-interview effrontery with Art Linkletter; Alana’s encounter with William Holden (Sean Penn), Sam Peckinpah (Tom Waits) figures; her defiant trick on Jon Peters (Bradley Cooper) and brief venture into political work (Benny Safdie as a local pol). We lean in (as commercial movies rarely require) to infer details of his left-field storytelling.Anderson’s nearly cinema-destroying impudence contrasts with Tarantino’s fan-boy romanticism in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. It compares to American indie music when grunge appeared after the exquisite flowering of ’80s pop — when groups such as The Smiths, ScrittiPolitti, New Order, Kate Bush, even The Cocteau Twins and The Blue Nile, explored savvy new routes of aural beauty. Anderson’s new, ugly aesthetic presumes superiority over the fake-pretty La La Land yet misses the emotional, life-affirming richness that distinguished Shoplifters of the World. In that, director Stephen Kijak absorbed the philosophy of Smiths songs that allowed out-of-step listeners to unite so deeply, then commemorated that historic cultural fact in a sexually sophisticated version of American Graffiti.
Ethan Kelly
>>164631205Licorice Pizza’s anti-beauty, indie arrogance explains the effrontery of casting Alana Haim, member of the Los Angeles pop trio Haim. (Anderson has directed several music videos for the group, and her two sisters do cameos playing funny, squabbling siblings.) Alana’s lovely, slender figure counteracts her lack of movie-star appeal, and Anderson flaunts his indie-movie defiance when an agent praises Alana’s features: “You have a very Jewish nose. You’re a fighter!” (Not the film’s only Barbra Streisand reference, it rhymes —subliminally — with Gary dressed up to resemble a pudgy Brian Wilson.)But the deficiency of Anderson’s anti-aesthetic lies in the fact that jolie laide Alana never shows us the meaning of her feelings the way a real actress does — as when Léa Seydoux turns herself ugly in France. Alana’s resilience and resourcefulness, as in the bravura truck-driving sequence, could make her a gauche movie star, representing plain girls everywhere (she’s most likable when she grins). Still, this idea of celebrating the commonplace comes too close to how Anderson used Vicky Krieps as a cruelty fetish in Phantom Thread — it suggests a deliberately affected and unpleasant moral posture.Despite lively episodes of assorted unresolved interactions, Licorice Pizza’s entertainment value finally gets vague. Gary and Alana return to the undistinguished masses. No great filmmaker wants that — Altman didn’t, neither did Anderson’s other model, Floyd Mutrux, whose marvelous ’70s quotidian narratives (Aloha, Bobby and Rose, Hollywood Knights, and American Hot Wax) endowed his characters with wonder, using all the elements of beauty in a film artist’s arsenal.
Christian Thompson
>>164629081Yes
Caleb Baker
Wyatt Gomez
>>164626108Given how he's ego gets hurt I think is mostly the complex part. But given how he's seemingly raised by his mom maybe there's some mommy stuff going on
Sebastian Ross
>>164621728nah I totally get it since I was the exact same and obsessed with older women in my early to mid teens and now it's the opposite
Josiah Stewart
>>164619371best American film of 2021
Wyatt Davis
The banger of a lifetime:youtube.com
Nathan Green
>>164631596Yes! Kino song for the best scene in the movie.
Benjamin Harris
>>164631559Aye
Brody Peterson
>>164631559Yes, it was.
William Foster
>>164631559>best American film of 2021Not even close.
Easton Harris
>>164631559easily
Christopher Gray
>>164631559Yup
John Kelly
Henry Edwards
>>164632830Sorry to break to you, but capeshit isn't cinema
Jackson White
>>164620651>oh no linklater bros...
Anthony Taylor
>>164619371Bradley Cooper and that female casting agent are the only memorable things about this film and I'm a big PTA fan.
Christopher Reyes
>>164619371>>164619450>FUCKING KIKE JEW TRASH WHORELMAO LMAO LMAO AT KIKE JEWS IN SYDNEYYOU ARE FUCKING PISS WEAKWHERE IS YOUR KIKE JEW WIFE?KIKE JEWS CAN'T EVEN MARRY 1 KIKE SLUT BECAUSE WE SUNNI ARABS FUCK TONS OF JEW KIKE WOMEN.ALL KIKE CHICKS HAVE BEEN FUCKED IN HIGHSCHOOL BY ALL FORMS OF ARABSTHIS IS WHY SUNNI ISLAM WILL BEHEAD ALL YOU PEDO ROCKSPIDER KIKE JEW DOGS UNDER SHARIA LAWKIKE MEN ARE PISS WEAK.KIKE JEW WILL HAVE TO HAVE A JEW WIFE THAT HAS BEEN CUMMED ON PISSED ON SHIT ON BY EVERY SHIA DOG AND SUNNI ARABSUNNI ISLAM AUSTRALIA 2050
Carson Taylor
>>164619371i liked it
Julian Robinson
>>164620249nope we are retarded goy cutters (have no idea why but i have my foreskin still, thanks mom n dad)
Levi Gutierrez
>>164625318she is easily the hottest one but is dating a turbo jew music producer with ball cancer, not joking
Christopher Baker
>>164634813The worst part of their albums is the production/mixing. Now I know why.
Adrian Cooper
>>164631559/thread
Dylan Young
>>164631468huhyeah im literally the opposite
Nicholas Perry
>>164634813Dropped
Joshua Perez
>>164619532Dazed and Confused sucked. It's all 2D fantasy memes for vicariously living boring saps who get dopamine hits off of watching people going to parties and smoking weed in cars with girls because they didn't do anything similar early in life. It's packaged in the well worn form of tired cookie cutter nostalgia of an era much more complicated than tight t shirts that say "sock it to 'em" with a crumpled pack of smokes folded into one of the sleeves. It's fucking boring and so are you.
Carter Peterson
>>164634381>sci-fi>animation/rotoscoping >Glen Powell This sounds like kino, user
Ian Allen
>>164619371it's not a movie for virgins OP
Juan Cooper
>>164634653The price might have dropped that day due to a glut from somewhere.
Anthony Evans
>>164628217110 it is, just like every night
Eli Hall
>>164628264Which one? Every one looks like a Hills Have Eyes beast
Elijah Nguyen
>>164626112shut up retard, he sees her for the first time in the hallway and immediately falls in love with her picasso face
Christopher Morales
Alright pizza-posters, I just finally watched this movie and I actually enjoyed it very goddamn much. Haim was a cute. It probably definitely was the best movie of the past year. That's my take, now I'm gonna go whack the fuck off to Alana's wikifeet.
Hudson Perez
>>164636075Bro who hurt you
Jayden Wood
>>164638008best post ITT
Isaac Ross
>>164627047Follow the money
Brody Wood
>>164619371still can't decide if I liked it or not
Juan Ortiz
James Long
>>164619371I'm convinced at this point that There Will Be Blood was a fluke. Like how Star Wars was a fluke for George Lucas and how Lord of the Rings was a fluke for Peter H*ckson.
Joseph Taylor
>>164620249Ah, dis nigga unironically gets his view of other countries from fictional movies!
Robert Hernandez
>>164619371Compared to stupid mindless superhero shit, this was very much appreciated
Brody Rogers
>>164639817boogie nights is good too
Kevin Adams
>>164619371>>164619450so uh...what the hell happened
Kayden Campbell
>>164619371Only parts that were insanely kino was the asian accent parts, the truck running out of gas, and the jew dinner scene. The rest of it was just weird and boring. It's slice of life done extremely wrong. The ending was just depressing, like they just both decided to be in a doomed relationship. It just made me think of how many people are together that shouldn't be, it's just oddly depressing in a staggering way.
Cooper Cruz
anderson peaked with twbb. it was a good run... all his post-twbb work sucks balls. pretentious, boring, faux-esoteric.>muh san fagnando valley>muh 70s>muh pop songsneo-boomers are total faggots
Chase Gonzalez
>>164622263Because the entire movie is PTA coomer fantasy, where he cast the daughter of teacher he had a crush on in school. The only reason why Alana Haim was in the movie. 40 million coomer fantasy. Laughable. >How did you get into the orbit of Haim and meet Alana Haim in the first place?>That story is wild. I first heard their music on the radio in about 2012, the song “Forever.” Then I heard it again and again and I started to think, “This song is following me around.” I read a little bit about them, realized they were from Studio City. We invited them to our house for dinner, and then they revealed to me that their mother was a woman named Donna Rose, who was my elementary-school art teacher.>None. I’m the father of three girls, and you can imagine and hope that your daughters would turn out to be this miraculous. But there was something else I couldn’t put my finger on, some unexplainable feeling that I had, so when they told me that their mother had been my teacher, everything made sense. Like, why did I have this weird obsession with these three girls playing music?>And their mother was a huge influence on me. I went to a school with, like, white-haired ladies who were rough, and there was one lady with long, beautiful, flowing brown hair — who looked exactly like Alana, by the way. I was in love with her as a young boy, absolutely smitten. She would sing songs during class, and she was the exact opposite of every other teacher. So that cemented the relationship in a pretty serious way. Our collaboration was more than just directing their music videos — our families became intertwined.you can see "the teacher" here. the entire haim family is in this movie.
Camden Butler
>>164642600Unfuckingbelievable this nigger's been making movies for 30 years and is still this immature
Thomas Butler
The fact that most of Holla Forums actually finds Haim sisters attractive proves that you should never listen to any advice or opinion related to looks/attraction ever from Holla Forums. Absolute faggots
Adam Kelly
>>164620599they always do this shit lol. they always keep on preaching about being comfortable with who they are but the moment they get a chance they change everything to be an idealized image of themselves