Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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noty

I did.


Alice transitioned.
If memory serves, Primm was about to start, when we last spoke.


Pass.

Lol FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the environment

Draw me.

did u consult the jew for this

Is that like a legit thing in the manga? The shirt.


I am a fan of red, I could take or leave blonde to be honest.
Black too but I think most like that.


Veronica X was my first Resident Evil game, played it with my sister from start to finish over a weekend with her.
So 4 was a bit weird to me at first, then they grew on me more with each addition.
Great games all round.


Fair game. Sleep well.


Oh, well to be fair it is an amazing image as far as reacting to things.
Really drives home the point.


I have no clue and it would save you from the loneliness cumming black would likely bring?

So how do you know?

not that i've seen so far

I didn't; the only recommendation I took from him isn't going up yet, but it's supposed to take a while. It's a VR/AR stock. The pipeline stock I bought is actually one Trump invests in. Banking on Trump has proven to be a generally good idea

I don't really mean full blonde.
Just the tips, maybe with a gradient.

I might do that with red.


You never told me you did. :(

well he does have quite the influence considering the things hes already done since enthronement

Idiot's back, what did I miss?

My favorite will still be 4, it's so wonderfully cheesy and the gameplay is godly

I wasn't talking about them.
I was just talking about everyone else.
Not being a dick but people like Enthuril, Butterfly and Mokou, who want to be a girl or whatever but don't transition because of passability or can't for whatever reason.
I'm not speaking ill of them, just saying it objectively.

me

I was just wondering where you were

hai karme
im commited to that name still

Well, it is an anonymous poll..

Is your name Dylan?

...

LMAO

Yeah, that's true. Ikt has been posting her onsen a lot too.

Uhh, Shitshakers, Chaos Child, Maidragon, Idol Jihen, and Urara.
I'll get smashed and watch them tonight :^)


Why did you do it then?!


???

Would have been fairly interesting a catch to something.


Brown and blonde tips is probably more evident than red tips.
Though feel free to disregard that cause I am in no way a hair stylist.


Are you a bad enough dude to save the President's daughter?!

Enthuril was who I meant by Alice.

Hasn't she been transitioning for a few years now?
I seem to recall her having had a bit of trouble with her doctor getting there, but I could be mixing her up with someone else.

All I remember about Mokou is that rumour said they have a nice ass.


So clearly just means you should say it anyway, and take pride in your crushes!

The red jew made a lot of money betting on Trump during the election

looks like something she'd wear tho

That snub

I think Alice2 is also an MtF on hormones, though

pls dont agree with me


i know he kept talking about it to me

Wasn't Alice2 a MtM fake internet girl?

Fuck yeah, I'll suplex ALL the evil priests

You talk to him in private? Have you resolved the sexual tension yet

Who could have known?

Okay...?

Been busy with some personal bullshit lately. Sorry.

You don't have permission to call me that until you drive a

I have no idea.
Enthuril hadn't started last I remember but I knew that was the name she/they picked out.
I'm not talking ill when I say that, either.
Same as when I pressed you on it a while back.
The whole thing of saying vs doing. All of the people from that group were just saying they were trans without doing anything to transition or seeking out mental help.

I've heard she's on hormones now


Why aren't you banking on Trump too, then?

where have you been

Usually, that's something you shouldn't do since the whole "conflict of interest" thing would mean them not getting the contract but that seems to be thrown out the window.

DAMN IT, WHAT BUTTON DID I PUSH TO DO THAT?! The fuck is 8ch?!


*You don't have permission to call me that until you drive a 1991 Mazda RX7 FC Convertible with a catless downpipe and a welded diff.

Yes
No
Maybe
Who the fuck are you again?

Why

this tbh

Mmh,


Well then.

Idk but it was a mistake


If you tell me who you voted for

he keeps trying to come on to me... no matter how many times i tell him im not gay


but its a nice name
besides im a neet that cant drive

How're you? :3


That girl's hair reminds me of sperm cells

Just checking~

You, Oobles, Tokai, Erin and Manaka.
60% of that isn't an actual crush so much as just out of respect.


Alright, you?

Interest at least temporarily garnered. How have you been, Neko?


They just want to do so many things to her with their head tentacles. Injecting minuscule, squirming life deep inside her.
To grow into something more.
It will take her over and drive her crazy, taking her life in the end.
RE4 is a pro choice game. Abort all the zombie worms.

Why does black semen cause loneliness, doctor user?

Literally everything.

Too broke to invest any real amount of money, despite it being such a hilariously blatant opportunity.

What, you're bringing up that the president using their power to support their own investments is blatant corruption? You sound like some sort of commie to me.

A dirty meme

RIP my butthole

Fuck you called my bluff

I don't mean to be a "shit or get off the pot" person but it's just something that I don't get.

I have been alright
how about you

Yes. Cause no one likes black semen.
Or aids.


The title of Cups autobiography.

何それ?

I'm not sure black semen is a symptom of aids.

I mean, politicians do it all the time.
But it's always indirect, ie give contracts to friends that will hire you on as a consultant after you're out of office and other shady abuse.

Your turn~

Busy
With life bullshit
And car bullshit
I'm gonna start looking for a 2JZ to swap in, or just a new car all together. I'm about done with this SR20.

Eeeehhhhhhhh, fine. I'll let you call me whatever you want.
Driving is fun. You should try it.

You really didn't answer my question.
And why do you need to know?

Figures.
I feel so out of my element without Appchan X you have no idea. What do these buttons do? What do these pills do? WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO?!

Fine, slightly drunk~


You can get a share for about $20

I said or. This is when I tell you the worse news about your diagnosis....

i dont have a car and i havent learned

teach me how to drift

Fret not. We are not acquainted. Maybe.

in english plz

...

Nope

Thank God for the eradication of the independent ethics committee.
That'll drain the swamp.

Let me just make this point, John

ごめなさい


Ok
You were wrong

Thanks OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm dumb, so you have to tell me straight.

I too desire the based sidebar.
Fortunately spending some time on other shitty imageboards has tempered me to regularposting.

Black semen would probably come from blood, right?

Is it that I've been having my prostate pounded too hard?

Yeah but investing just a share or two sounds like far more trouble than it is worth.

Kuro is that you?

Fuck you too, roommates.

King Nigger is GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There's an app called RobinHood that makes it nice and easy

He's not white.

no
lmao

Okay...
Have a car with a manual gearbox and a limited-slip or welded differential.
Clutch kick (and handbrake if you have one. Don't recommend using the normal parking brake), counter-steer and keep the revs high enough to keep your momentum going.
That's pretty much all it boils down to, just breaking the back end loose and keeping it going.

Okay, now you didn't answer my other question.
You're pretty shit at this, you know.

The engine I had swapped into my car was from the Japanese version of my car (called the Nissan Silvia), but that motor is breaking constantly and I need something that can be abused and tuned a bit more so I'm looking around for a twin-turbo motor from a Toyota Supra (or any other Japanese Toyota with the same engine because Toyota made a lot of 'em) that I can swap into my car.
Is that simple enough for ya?

I miss the sidebar and all of the keyboard shortcuts too. Can't just tap R to load up new posts anymore.

i understood the first part of that

...

I do not know your sex life, you should probably be clearer with stuff.
That means you actually just have a severe case of butt pains. The black semen is a side effect.
Just do oral for a few months.


Thank Black Jesus, he took him back from us. He has done us all a big favor.

i finally finished my pet project

...

You dumped Tristan?

same

heck no


LOOK I MADE ICONS

I like my messiah blacker than the blackest black times infinity

Use them as emojis when texting and just spam Guero with them.

I might, but tristan didn't pay his phone bill.

Broke ass nigga.
Motivate him to get a job.

Well, he did pay it, it just wasn't submitted on time.

Is he under contract or a pay-as-you-go?

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!O0AyQTJR!JQXo3wGvPq6ajr3RRUhvLWSw56TJzW-4U6lNrt5SqcM

Just break the back end loose, and keep it going.
All you need to do.

I would have done this if it weren't for the fact that my landlord doesn't want my ISP running more cables in my apartment. Dunno why.

It's not 1992 anymore. We have technology.

I don't know, I'm his caregiver but not his mother.

What if the cocks have been hitting my prostate through the mouth?

Yeah but who does that in this day and age of autoupdates?

Yeah but it also involves keeping up with a lot of shit I'd rather not have to. I'm not going to invest in anything without getting every piece of information I can.

finally something I can get off too.

thank

I get paid at the end of my billing cycle, if I set it up for auto payments sometimes it doesn't go thru because I'm the last on my work list to get paid.

You had a project to build a pet?

Where's Luka to say he's saving lesbian porn for pure reasons?


But he still calls you "mommy" when you make love.

i understood the yeah part the first time
this time i understand nothing but its the thought that counts

Just like that one show with the girls fighting with their asses is pure.

N-no


W-Wrong way.

Like.... Space without stars kind of black?


Then it is time to move on to women.

nini thread give me attention before I leave even though I wasn't here.

kneigh

...

Die in your sleep.

Girls can't be impure.
Him jerking off to lesbians can't be impure because he's a girl, obvs.

Fuck if I know what mental gymnastics are required to think this.


It's cool that you put him in diapers and peg him.
I'm not gonna judge.

I hope you wake up and your hair falls out.

...

Thanks for carry

...

[ATTENTION]

nini


DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

It wasn't pure, but it was pretty great.

YOU JUST DID TOO

I guess the oppurtunity isn't hilariously blatant enough


Yes!


Sleep well, slut

Encourage him to commit suicide tho.

He probably knows and just plays with the internet.

Fucking saved

I do it when autoupdating either stops working, or people don't post for a while and I want to make sure that autoupdate didn't just break.

Are you not getting your paychecks direct-deposited?

It'll make more sense if you start driving, and if you drive a car that's rear wheel drive (unless you have an open diff, then that's another subject entirely)

sudo apt-get install attention

Nini.

No stop this.


I mean don't encourage his delusions of grandeur !!!

Sleep well, slut

I hope this gets like 20 seasons before attack on titan gets its second one.

Knee knee

fag


chill

He legitimately thinks he's a girl and asks female posters for nudes all the time and says it's for "pure" reasons.
Pretty sure he legitimately believes it, like he believes "working" is innately a bad thing for a person.


But then you won't have to deal with his video game salt.

Sounds hot.

Ouch.

I honestly just think of whatever fetish I consider the most revolting to me and use that.

What if Luka actually knows hes a guy and its all a facade ?

What if I meet a woman then she turns out to have a 6 foot long feminine penis?

I guess not.
Or, I just don't think it'd be appropriate for my financial situation. Either or.

Weird to be in that habit, then. It's broken a couple of times here, but I don't think I've ever had appchan's auto update break.

Still, that should be a rare enough case that f5 should suffice.


Night

I mean, he knows he is but that doesn't stop him from trying to convince himself for whatever reason. I've tried to find the logic of it but it completely baffles me.
I just don't get it.

...

Given that there are less than 3 months until Attack on Titan s2, that would be more than a season a week.

Yes please.

that is pretty revolting, yes. M-maybe you should not?


nini


They are, but they're always off by a little. Sometimes even a day late.

Then what?

You can be whatever you want on the internet.


It wouldn't be hard to put out trash like this at that speed.

Anyone can get involved in penny stocks but realistically, how much you can even make is directly related to how much capital you can put up.
You don't start with $20 and end up with thousands because no stock has that high of a return reliably. The only ones that do are so volatile that you can't really make money off it.


Maybe I just like bullying you.

Night.


RIP you.

Excuse me?

Goodnight stranger.

Gotta be root when doing apt installs, yo.

It's broken a few times for me. Dunno why, dunno how, it just has.

Oh, okay. Fair enough. Mine are fairly consistent (that is, now that they're actually going through), so I've never ran into any issues like that before.

You do, you bully.

You heard me.

I'm a heterosexual millionaire with a thirty inch penis, obvs.


It's not even bullying.

Yeah, it's quite silly. Apparently I'm at the bottom of the deposit list so I'm the last to be processed.


yes it is.

And the president

I'm pretending I did so that you have to chance to think about what you said and correct yourself.

It's really not.
It's just like mild teasing.
I say far worse things to others.


You can't handle my girth.

I won't take anything back.

...

b
u
l
l
y

I nearly fell asleep and then remembered I need to do things today
uuuuuuuugh kill me

Yes.
That is my point.
I lack the capital for any serious investment.

What a rip

I hope you accidentally murder Guero when sitting on his face.

literally ripped

Oh wow. Is it sorted by last name or something?

I've seen a lot of fucking weird fetish porn and stuff posted on *chan sites before and all, but this... This is just outright disturbing...

Kinda like my car.

why is it so rip?

...

That's his fantasy.


Yep.

...

...

...

Sit on my face.

...

...

...

I can see Squash getting a Saint Bernard and teaching it to "sit" on command.
On his face.

Sit on a thumb tack.

...

mi amor

...

Thanks for the idea, Gilligan.
I actually never thought of that.


I'll pretend it's you.


How is you?

What are you doing?

I'd honestly date Test

...

Although his sister is pretty enchanting.

Who wouldn't want to pinch his little cheeks?

wondering where you went

I FOUND MY FUCKING PAINKILLERS
Time to post in here until the replies dry out, what up, what did I miss

real men handle the pain

oh wait i forgot ur a faggot

Literally nothing.

She's like 14 you sick pedophile


Or use his head as an armrest while standing and watch him get all mad while steam puffs out of his head like in my Chinese cartoons

He's assumedly taking it to get high, not pain.

Did I disappear on you? I have not really gone anywhere, though I did stop paying attention to thread.

Are you SURE you want to talk shit, Soto?
Really think on this.

Face sitting is weird, unless you use it as a kinda lazy way of eating pussy/ass.


So, my alternator started going bad a few weeks ago and I ordered a new one from a company called Enjuku Racing, they do a bunch of drift car setups and have a lot of parts for people like me who did the SR20 swap on their USDM 240SX'es. Get it shipped out, swap it in, don't have any problems for a few days.
Decided to go out with my friends to a little spot in "Mexico" that we like to do some skids on late one night, and the replacement alternator completely seizes up. And if that wasn't bad enough, I also somehow broke off a rocker arm, so now my engine is kinda dead again until I get more replacement parts.
Dunno if I can get a refund/replacement form Enjuku for the alternator. They still haven't emailed me back yet.

Well, sucks for you then.
Tbh I've never had that be an issue for me purely because of my last name.

I would rather fuck a dog than get sat on.

...

ily


Regular day?


I'd say that's not correct but you're probably messing around

yes
it's k cause you're here now

what were you doing?

I didn't know there was a Mordin Burger at KFC

theres also the suffocating factor and the pain it brings

thats alluring and hot af


please stop saying that when i actually mean my insults

Attention being paid


kek

Studying mathematics.
It's not very interesting.

You do it out of love


Facesitting is nice if the sitter doesn't weigh enough to crush your head entirely

Yeeeah, how are you doing?

Well in about 15 more minutes, pretty great
You?

yes that sounds super boring

Wouldn't it just be halal food covered in jizz?

Drinking, again. So about as good as one normally is to drink a fair share.

What the actual fuck

I have to get all my backlogged assignments done though since there is a test on Friday.

Sounds pretty shitty.
It's a shame how hard it can be to get refunds or replacements for stuff in general in the US. Lack of consumer protection laws must be hell.

What even is a rocker arm?

How could you?

busy busy busy

I'm my own man!

I'm like 78% sure I want to talk shit
I'm also like 11% sure I want to fap rn cause of some third party material I'm browsing
6% sure my butthole is gonna be on fire later today
And 5% sure this 2nd cup of coffee is a bad idea

Why live? ;~;


I kinda wish Mordin would post more so I could directly make fun of home for being a slut

Like the whole Kamuu is a slut joke died cause that nigga never posts now


There's so much jizz you could barely see what it is

Pretty accurate imo

Feels like someone kicked me in the ribs.

I'll do my bio lab too that was the other thing I had to get done.
Someone please save me I hate school.

that was me srry

That is hot.


What happened?

...

lemme kiss ur booboos

i'll save you don't worry

You could have graduated by now.

Is your semen typically that color?

Mines usually clearish with a light tone of white
Ive seen like some pearly white loads before and I wonder how people achieve that

Makes me kinda jelly

In a good way?


Are you okay?

...

lol white people always bitching about pain

what happened?

just need to pack my electronics and im fully set to move

tfw empty spot on my desk where PSS used to be

she's packed away safely

Omar Mateen is on the move again.

I know I am.


It's usually glowing green, is that normal?

I'm garbage

Where are you moving to?

Aleppo?

What the fuck stop replying to me.


I wouldn't be hurt if you did it, pussy.

I slipped pulling someone out of liquid.

Or at least I think thats what its from

I did a lot of stuff in the magical outside world this recently.


I don't want this


yes

What the fuck is that godaweful abomination of a sandwich and who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to make it.

Yeah, that's the weird part I don't get. Again, I'd use it as a lazy way to give back a little (kinda like cowgirl position) but other than that I just... I don't get it.

I guess it is, but still... Not particularly my kink.

Rocker arms are the little things on an engines camshafts that actually open the intake and exhaust valves in an engines cylinders. I broke the one on the exhaust cam, cylinder 3. I'm guessing it might have been a misfire or something that did it seeing as the electrical systems got all sorts of out of whack when the alternator seized. Either way, shit got pretty fucked.

Just don't fap/get some for like 1-2 weeks. Usually works for me.

You talking about that Samus figure you bought?

yeah bro
gonna allahu akbar israel to the fuckin ground n shit

...

this girl right here

shes more statue tho bec/ polystone

Muu?

Nice toys.

do you want me to rub you to distract from the pain


slap yourself in the face a few times and tell me that doesnt feel good

yuh huh
I kick super hard!

THEY'RE COLLECTABLES NOT TOYS

The Mexicans at work are giving you radioactive poisoning from their stupidity and claims from Moreno Valley

THEY ARE COLLECTIBLE FIGURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Too bad Grim's father didn't throw all of his dolls out in the yard and run them over with a lawn mower.

Show me your best.


:doubt:

Why does it only feel like this now, then?

Figured as much.
Oh well, at least it's a smallish part that shouldn't be too hard to get replaced?

I wish.


Thee cojones on this one.


Maybe get yourself an ice pack or hot water bottle? Might make something feel better.


Only the Ken dolls with girls clothing on.

seeifyou say that when your teeth are down your throat

And they're doing it through the phone, it's even worse

Muy grande

chill

dads only do that shit to kids who dont do anything

im moving up in the world

That sounds like a mission
I can go a week easily but then I ask myself why did I stop after jacking it


No but srsly glad to see you're being a big boi now

FLY LITTLE BIRD


Kamuu

A old slut from back in the days
Urinate in his asshole, etc etc


THEYRE LEARNING

SKREEEEEEEEEEE

I couldn't honestly tell you.


Will never happen.

Holy fucking shit that makes my liver hurt

...

At least you have the disposable income for shit like that.

Yeah, no, I don't enjoy pain.
I've been injured in stupid ways enough times to learn to not enjoy it.

Honestly, it'll be easier to just replace the entire cam shaft than try to put the little rocker arm thing back onto it. But that requires a bit of extra work making sure the timing and firing order are correct, and that can be a bitch to do depending on the engine.

I once went like a month without fapping. When I finally decided to jerk it, I swear to fucking god that was the best orgasm I've ever had.

post link to listing

just save up if you really want it

To be quite honest I'm proud of my house blend

To attain its flavor and fragrance I use five different types of coffee beans

...

ok dont post it fucking 8chin

...

shut the fuck up gaylord

I wish there was a BOIIIIIIIIIII at the end of this video

That would be the best shit ever

All that inhaling though

the boi comes after a single deep inhale

thats why its not there

...

...

amazon.com/Kotobukiya-Tekken-Tag-Tournament-Bosconovich/dp/B0078L0XTM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1484872574&sr=8-3&keywords=tekken alisa
Both sellers are expensive as shit.
I can't justify that kind of money for these things.

Can I get it in an iced caramel mocha? :>

But all that inhaling would lead to a BOI so strong it would roast a whole goddamn nation

Yeah fuck girls.

I'm not even sure if you saw the anime or are just asking for coffee cause they literally asked for this in the anime too

Fuckin mindblown

LMAO

dubstepped speaking bursting bassed up boi


look on ebay/ ebay japan if you wanna risk getting one that got hotglued

Holy fuck

ebay.com/itm/Used-Kotobukiya-Tekken-Tag-Tournament-2-Bishoujo-statuette-Alisa-Boscono-F-S-/332017064762?hash=item4d4dc25b3a:g:GnIAAOSwMVdYFDwF

here

pm the seller ask if its authentic

if he says ok then youre good to go

...

S A V E D

Grim.
Moon Presence was kind of a push over.

I wanted to try and flirt with drunk Emma then watch myself get shut down then reblocked on steam


It would be great

I honestly wonder what that guy was going on about for being so mad and inhaling so much

Pence makes me happy.

Is something wrong?


Shock the gay away.

...

I wish I still had the copypasta of Colbs rebuking me after seeing the Kamuu pee butt logs were posted

Other than how aroused I was for a few minutes, not at all!

I just want an iced caramel mocha right now tbh. Don't wanna take my room mate's car down to McDonalds to get one though. Neighbors wouldn't appreciate me cold starting that loud motherfucker this late at night.

NO THANKS.

Also no.


Yes please.

Don't be fooled I was raised by the wolves.


That wasn't very hard.


nani ?

I havent played since ever

good thing I know the plot of the game else I'd murder niggas for spoiling

yeah I've heard it's a joke

get the dlc and fight its final boss

youll love it


same


LOLWAT


lol what a fucking perfectionist

it's not meant to be that hard, it's more of a lore thing anyway

Would you fuck Satania in the ass if she ordered you to?

I wish I still had the logs of that one time we were both shitfaced and cybered on Skype

My typing was 10 times worse than Neru's

Do you remember the Kamuu pee butt logs? I think you were around

Don't sound so proud of it, it's been a week!

Pee in my butt.

ye

wondering bout colbear tho

I'd use this as lube

That bitch loves it spicy

I wasn't proud of anything though.

youd self terminate too

i dont think youd survive but ok

Jokes on you I can handle my spicy foods

I could give an Indian a run for his money tbh

I said "Yes please."
What part of this are you not understanding?

I know.

kek

I think mine was pretty bad too. I must have been really drunk, because alcohol usually doesn't effect my typing much


You're into that? ^^


It was a post with several lines telling me I'd done an awful thing. I'm not sure how serious he was

Sound


[screaming]

aiite stick your dick in some spicy chilli paste and fap with it

lemme know how that goes


damn

No, I'm strictly vanilla.

Nah nigga

I was not at all serious

Sorry i'm not the best reader

You're clearly being sarcastic now


Yeah u probably fapped to the logs

gj defiling ded grill

That kind of stuff REALLY is not my thing

I am not, the only thing that interests me is romantic loving vanilla sex between a man and a woman.

lets hold hads

New

DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH


Same here

But then again that was quite sometime ago
Back when I was a babby

It's been out for years.
If you don't have it beat then I am not sure.


I see.

WAITING

S H O W I N G O F F M Y P E N I S