Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

noty

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

I did.

Alice transitioned.
If memory serves, Primm was about to start, when we last spoke.

Pass.

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

buy pipeline stock last week
Trump revives pipeline projects today and it's going up

Lol FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the environment

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

Draw me.

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

did u consult the jew for this

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

Is that like a legit thing in the manga? The shirt.

I am a fan of red, I could take or leave blonde to be honest.
Black too but I think most like that.

Veronica X was my first Resident Evil game, played it with my sister from start to finish over a weekend with her.
So 4 was a bit weird to me at first, then they grew on me more with each addition.
Great games all round.

Fair game. Sleep well.

Oh, well to be fair it is an amazing image as far as reacting to things.
Really drives home the point.

I have no clue and it would save you from the loneliness cumming black would likely bring?

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

So how do you know?

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

not that i've seen so far

Jose Young
Jose Young

I didn't; the only recommendation I took from him isn't going up yet, but it's supposed to take a while. It's a VR/AR stock. The pipeline stock I bought is actually one Trump invests in. Banking on Trump has proven to be a generally good idea

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

I don't really mean full blonde.
Just the tips, maybe with a gradient.

I might do that with red.

You never told me you did. :(

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

well he does have quite the influence considering the things hes already done since enthronement

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

Idiot's back, what did I miss?

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

My favorite will still be 4, it's so wonderfully cheesy and the gameplay is godly

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

I wasn't talking about them.
I was just talking about everyone else.
Not being a dick but people like Enthuril, Butterfly and Mokou, who want to be a girl or whatever but don't transition because of passability or can't for whatever reason.
I'm not speaking ill of them, just saying it objectively.

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

me

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

I was just wondering where you were

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

hai karme
im commited to that name still

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Well, it is an anonymous poll..

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Is your name Dylan?

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

LMAO

Yeah, that's true. Ikt has been posting her onsen a lot too.

Uhh, Shitshakers, Chaos Child, Maidragon, Idol Jihen, and Urara.
I'll get smashed and watch them tonight :^)

Why did you do it then?!

???

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Would have been fairly interesting a catch to something.

Brown and blonde tips is probably more evident than red tips.
Though feel free to disregard that cause I am in no way a hair stylist.

Are you a bad enough dude to save the President's daughter?!

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

Enthuril was who I meant by Alice.

Hasn't she been transitioning for a few years now?
I seem to recall her having had a bit of trouble with her doctor getting there, but I could be mixing her up with someone else.

All I remember about Mokou is that rumour said they have a nice ass.

So clearly just means you should say it anyway, and take pride in your crushes!

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

The red jew made a lot of money betting on Trump during the election

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

looks like something she'd wear tho

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Enthuril was who I meant by Alice.

That snub

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

I think Alice2 is also an MtF on hormones, though

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

pls dont agree with me

i know he kept talking about it to me

Evan James
Evan James

Wasn't Alice2 a MtM fake internet girl?

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

Fuck yeah, I'll suplex ALL the evil priests

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

You talk to him in private? Have you resolved the sexual tension yet

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

investing in the same thing the leader of your country has a vested interest in a good idea
Who could have known?

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Okay...?
Been busy with some personal bullshit lately. Sorry.
You don't have permission to call me that until you drive a

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

I have no idea.
Enthuril hadn't started last I remember but I knew that was the name she/they picked out.
I'm not talking ill when I say that, either.
Same as when I pressed you on it a while back.
The whole thing of saying vs doing. All of the people from that group were just saying they were trans without doing anything to transition or seeking out mental help.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

I've heard she's on hormones now

Why aren't you banking on Trump too, then?

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

where have you been

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

Usually, that's something you shouldn't do since the whole "conflict of interest" thing would mean them not getting the contract but that seems to be thrown out the window.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

DAMN IT, WHAT BUTTON DID I PUSH TO DO THAT?! The fuck is 8ch?!
*You don't have permission to call me that until you drive a 1991 Mazda RX7 FC Convertible with a catless downpipe and a welded diff.
Yes
No
Maybe
Who the fuck are you again?

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

Why

Bentley King
Bentley King

Who the fuck are you again?

this tbh

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

Mmh,

Well then.

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

Idk but it was a mistake

If you tell me who you voted for

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

he keeps trying to come on to me... no matter how many times i tell him im not gay

but its a nice name
besides im a neet that cant drive

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

How're you? :3

That girl's hair reminds me of sperm cells

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

Just checking~

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

You, Oobles, Tokai, Erin and Manaka.
60% of that isn't an actual crush so much as just out of respect.

Alright, you?

Jack White
Jack White

Interest at least temporarily garnered. How have you been, Neko?

They just want to do so many things to her with their head tentacles. Injecting minuscule, squirming life deep inside her.
To grow into something more.
It will take her over and drive her crazy, taking her life in the end.
RE4 is a pro choice game. Abort all the zombie worms.

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

Why does black semen cause loneliness, doctor user?
Literally everything.
Too broke to invest any real amount of money, despite it being such a hilariously blatant opportunity.
What, you're bringing up that the president using their power to support their own investments is blatant corruption? You sound like some sort of commie to me.
The fuck is 8ch?!
A dirty meme

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

RIP my butthole

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

Fuck you called my bluff

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

I don't mean to be a "shit or get off the pot" person but it's just something that I don't get.

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

I have been alright
how about you

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Yes. Cause no one likes black semen.
Or aids.

The title of Cups autobiography.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

何それ?

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

I'm not sure black semen is a symptom of aids.

James Fisher
James Fisher

I mean, politicians do it all the time.
But it's always indirect, ie give contracts to friends that will hire you on as a consultant after you're out of office and other shady abuse.

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

Your turn~

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Busy
With life bullshit
And car bullshit
I'm gonna start looking for a 2JZ to swap in, or just a new car all together. I'm about done with this SR20.
Eeeehhhhhhhh, fine. I'll let you call me whatever you want.
Driving is fun. You should try it.
You really didn't answer my question.
And why do you need to know?
Figures.
I feel so out of my element without Appchan X you have no idea. What do these buttons do? What do these pills do? WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO?!

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

Fine, slightly drunk~

You can get a share for about $20

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

I said or. This is when I tell you the worse news about your diagnosis....

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

i dont have a car and i havent learned

teach me how to drift

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Fret not. We are not acquainted. Maybe.

David Diaz
David Diaz

in english plz

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

Nope

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

Thank God for the eradication of the independent ethics committee.
That'll drain the swamp.

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

Let me just make this point, John

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

ごめなさい

Ok
You were wrong

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

Thanks OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

I'm dumb, so you have to tell me straight.

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

I too desire the based sidebar.
Fortunately spending some time on other shitty imageboards has tempered me to regularposting.
Black semen would probably come from blood, right?

Is it that I've been having my prostate pounded too hard?
Yeah but investing just a share or two sounds like far more trouble than it is worth.

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

Kuro is that you?

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

internet so slow that I L I T E R A L L Y cannot open Google

Fuck you too, roommates.

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

King Nigger is GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's an app called RobinHood that makes it nice and easy

William Gray
William Gray

He's not white.

Michael Long
Michael Long

no
lmao

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

Okay...
Have a car with a manual gearbox and a limited-slip or welded differential.
Clutch kick (and handbrake if you have one. Don't recommend using the normal parking brake), counter-steer and keep the revs high enough to keep your momentum going.
That's pretty much all it boils down to, just breaking the back end loose and keeping it going.
Okay, now you didn't answer my other question.
You're pretty shit at this, you know.
The engine I had swapped into my car was from the Japanese version of my car (called the Nissan Silvia), but that motor is breaking constantly and I need something that can be abused and tuned a bit more so I'm looking around for a twin-turbo motor from a Toyota Supra (or any other Japanese Toyota with the same engine because Toyota made a lot of 'em) that I can swap into my car.
Is that simple enough for ya?
I miss the sidebar and all of the keyboard shortcuts too. Can't just tap R to load up new posts anymore.

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

i understood the first part of that

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

I do not know your sex life, you should probably be clearer with stuff.
That means you actually just have a severe case of butt pains. The black semen is a side effect.
Just do oral for a few months.

Thank Black Jesus, he took him back from us. He has done us all a big favor.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

i finally finished my pet project

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

not paying for your own internet and adding a whitelist for only your devices so they can't use it

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

You dumped Tristan?

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

same

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

heck no

LOOK I MADE ICONS

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

I like my messiah blacker than the blackest black times infinity

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

Use them as emojis when texting and just spam Guero with them.

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

I might, but tristan didn't pay his phone bill.

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

Broke ass nigga.
Motivate him to get a job.

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Well, he did pay it, it just wasn't submitted on time.

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Is he under contract or a pay-as-you-go?

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!O0AyQTJR!JQXo3wGvPq6ajr3RRUhvLWSw56TJzW-4U6lNrt5SqcM

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

Just break the back end loose, and keep it going.
All you need to do.
I would have done this if it weren't for the fact that my landlord doesn't want my ISP running more cables in my apartment. Dunno why.
Not paying your phone bill automatically at the end of each billing cycle
It's not 1992 anymore. We have technology.

John Green
John Green

I don't know, I'm his caregiver but not his mother.

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

What if the cocks have been hitting my prostate through the mouth?
Yeah but who does that in this day and age of autoupdates?
Yeah but it also involves keeping up with a lot of shit I'd rather not have to. I'm not going to invest in anything without getting every piece of information I can.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

finally something I can get off too.

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

thank

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

I get paid at the end of my billing cycle, if I set it up for auto payments sometimes it doesn't go thru because I'm the last on my work list to get paid.

Chase Young
Chase Young

You had a project to build a pet?

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

Where's Luka to say he's saving lesbian porn for pure reasons?

But he still calls you "mommy" when you make love.

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

i understood the yeah part the first time
this time i understand nothing but its the thought that counts

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

Just like that one show with the girls fighting with their asses is pure.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

N-no

W-Wrong way.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

Like.... Space without stars kind of black?

Then it is time to move on to women.

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

nini thread give me attention before I leave even though I wasn't here.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

kneigh

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

Die in your sleep.

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Girls can't be impure.
Him jerking off to lesbians can't be impure because he's a girl, obvs.

Fuck if I know what mental gymnastics are required to think this.

It's cool that you put him in diapers and peg him.
I'm not gonna judge.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

I hope you wake up and your hair falls out.

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

Thanks for carry

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

[ATTENTION]

nini

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

It wasn't pure, but it was pretty great.

Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

YOU JUST DID TOO

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

I guess the oppurtunity isn't hilariously blatant enough

Yes!

Sleep well, slut <3

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
Encourage him to commit suicide tho.

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

He probably knows and just plays with the internet.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

Rin
Fucking saved
I do it when autoupdating either stops working, or people don't post for a while and I want to make sure that autoupdate didn't just break.
Are you not getting your paychecks direct-deposited?
It'll make more sense if you start driving, and if you drive a car that's rear wheel drive (unless you have an open diff, then that's another subject entirely)
sudo apt-get install attention

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Nini.

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

No stop this.

I mean don't encourage his delusions of grandeur !!!

sudo

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

Sleep well, slut <3

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

I hope this gets like 20 seasons before attack on titan gets its second one.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

Knee knee

James Parker
James Parker

fag

chill

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

He legitimately thinks he's a girl and asks female posters for nudes all the time and says it's for "pure" reasons.
Pretty sure he legitimately believes it, like he believes "working" is innately a bad thing for a person.

But then you won't have to deal with his video game salt.

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

Sounds hot.

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

Cupcakes 20 ninis to Rin's 2
Ouch.

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

I honestly just think of whatever fetish I consider the most revolting to me and use that.

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

What if Luka actually knows hes a guy and its all a facade ?

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

What if I meet a woman then she turns out to have a 6 foot long feminine penis?
I guess not.
Or, I just don't think it'd be appropriate for my financial situation. Either or.
Weird to be in that habit, then. It's broken a couple of times here, but I don't think I've ever had appchan's auto update break.

Still, that should be a rare enough case that f5 should suffice.
Night

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

I mean, he knows he is but that doesn't stop him from trying to convince himself for whatever reason. I've tried to find the logic of it but it completely baffles me.
I just don't get it.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

Given that there are less than 3 months until Attack on Titan s2, that would be more than a season a week.

Yes please.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

that is pretty revolting, yes. M-maybe you should not?

nini

They are, but they're always off by a little. Sometimes even a day late.

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

Then what?

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

You can be whatever you want on the internet.

It wouldn't be hard to put out trash like this at that speed.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

I just don't think it'd be appropriate for my financial situation.
Anyone can get involved in penny stocks but realistically, how much you can even make is directly related to how much capital you can put up.
You don't start with $20 and end up with thousands because no stock has that high of a return reliably. The only ones that do are so volatile that you can't really make money off it.

Maybe I just like bullying you.

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

Night.

RIP you.

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

trash like this

Excuse me?

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

Goodnight stranger.
Gotta be root when doing apt installs, yo.
It's broken a few times for me. Dunno why, dunno how, it just has.
Oh, okay. Fair enough. Mine are fairly consistent (that is, now that they're actually going through), so I've never ran into any issues like that before.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

You do, you bully.

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

You heard me.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

I'm a heterosexual millionaire with a thirty inch penis, obvs.

It's not even bullying.

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Yeah, it's quite silly. Apparently I'm at the bottom of the deposit list so I'm the last to be processed.

yes it is.

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

And the president

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

I'm pretending I did so that you have to chance to think about what you said and correct yourself.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

It's really not.
It's just like mild teasing.
I say far worse things to others.

You can't handle my girth.

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

I won't take anything back.

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

b
u
l
l
y

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

I nearly fell asleep and then remembered I need to do things today
uuuuuuuugh kill me
Yes.
That is my point.
I lack the capital for any serious investment.
What a rip

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

I hope you accidentally murder Guero when sitting on his face.

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

literally ripped

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Oh wow. Is it sorted by last name or something?
I've seen a lot of fucking weird fetish porn and stuff posted on *chan sites before and all, but this... This is just outright disturbing...
Kinda like my car.

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

why is it so rip?

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

That's his fantasy.

Yep.

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

TFW no face sits

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

Sit on my face.

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

I can see Squash getting a Saint Bernard and teaching it to "sit" on command.
On his face.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

Sit on a thumb tack.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

mi amor

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

Thanks for the idea, Gilligan.
I actually never thought of that.

I'll pretend it's you.

How is you?

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

What are you doing?

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

I'd honestly date Test

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

Although his sister is pretty enchanting.

William Davis
William Davis

Who wouldn't want to pinch his little cheeks?

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

wondering where you went

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

I FOUND MY FUCKING PAINKILLERS
Time to post in here until the replies dry out, what up, what did I miss

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

real men handle the pain

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

oh wait i forgot ur a faggot

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

Literally nothing.

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

She's like 14 you sick pedophile

Or use his head as an armrest while standing and watch him get all mad while steam puffs out of his head like in my Chinese cartoons

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

He's assumedly taking it to get high, not pain.

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

Did I disappear on you? I have not really gone anywhere, though I did stop paying attention to thread.

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Are you SURE you want to talk shit, Soto?
Really think on this.

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

Face sitting is weird, unless you use it as a kinda lazy way of eating pussy/ass.

So, my alternator started going bad a few weeks ago and I ordered a new one from a company called Enjuku Racing, they do a bunch of drift car setups and have a lot of parts for people like me who did the SR20 swap on their USDM 240SX'es. Get it shipped out, swap it in, don't have any problems for a few days.
Decided to go out with my friends to a little spot in "Mexico" that we like to do some skids on late one night, and the replacement alternator completely seizes up. And if that wasn't bad enough, I also somehow broke off a rocker arm, so now my engine is kinda dead again until I get more replacement parts.
Dunno if I can get a refund/replacement form Enjuku for the alternator. They still haven't emailed me back yet.
Well, sucks for you then.
Tbh I've never had that be an issue for me purely because of my last name.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

I would rather fuck a dog than get sat on.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

Test will never be like one of your cartoons where he puts on a skirt and looks exactly like a girl and keeps making dismissive comments about how he's a real girl when he wears a skirt

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

ily

Regular day?

I'd say that's not correct but you're probably messing around

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

yes
it's k cause you're here now

what were you doing?

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

I didn't know there was a Mordin Burger at KFC

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

theres also the suffocating factor and the pain it brings

thats alluring and hot af

please stop saying that when i actually mean my insults

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

Attention being paid

kek

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

Studying mathematics.
It's not very interesting.

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

You do it out of love

Facesitting is nice if the sitter doesn't weigh enough to crush your head entirely

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Yeeeah, how are you doing?

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

Well in about 15 more minutes, pretty great
You?

James Williams
James Williams

yes that sounds super boring

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

Wouldn't it just be halal food covered in jizz?

Noah Price
Noah Price

Drinking, again. So about as good as one normally is to drink a fair share.

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

What the actual fuck

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

I have to get all my backlogged assignments done though since there is a test on Friday.

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

Sounds pretty shitty.
It's a shame how hard it can be to get refunds or replacements for stuff in general in the US. Lack of consumer protection laws must be hell.

What even is a rocker arm?

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Ytse left the thread for awhile.
How could you?

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

busy busy busy

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

I'm my own man!

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

I'm like 78% sure I want to talk shit
I'm also like 11% sure I want to fap rn cause of some third party material I'm browsing
6% sure my butthole is gonna be on fire later today
And 5% sure this 2nd cup of coffee is a bad idea

you will never stomp on Test like the goomba he is

Why live? ;~;

I kinda wish Mordin would post more so I could directly make fun of home for being a slut

Like the whole Kamuu is a slut joke died cause that nigga never posts now

There's so much jizz you could barely see what it is

Pretty accurate imo

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

Feels like someone kicked me in the ribs.

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

I'll do my bio lab too that was the other thing I had to get done.
Someone please save me I hate school.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

that was me srry

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

That is hot.

What happened?

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

man

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

lemme kiss ur booboos

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

i'll save you don't worry

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

You could have graduated by now.

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

Is your semen typically that color?

Mines usually clearish with a light tone of white
Ive seen like some pearly white loads before and I wonder how people achieve that

Makes me kinda jelly

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

In a good way?

Are you okay?

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

you will never go around on Halloween with Test dressed up as a Disney princess as you tell everyone he's your daughter

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

lol white people always bitching about pain

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

what happened?

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

just need to pack my electronics and im fully set to move

tfw empty spot on my desk where PSS used to be

she's packed away safely

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

Omar Mateen is on the move again.

John Perez
John Perez

I know I am.

females on the internet

It's usually glowing green, is that normal?

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

I'm garbage

John James
John James

you will never push Test around in one of those strollers at the mall and buy him a pretzel from wetzels pretzels

Where are you moving to?

Aleppo?

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

What the fuck stop replying to me.

I wouldn't be hurt if you did it, pussy.

I slipped pulling someone out of liquid.

Or at least I think thats what its from

I did a lot of stuff in the magical outside world this recently.

I don't want this

yes

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

What the fuck is that godaweful abomination of a sandwich and who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to make it.
Yeah, that's the weird part I don't get. Again, I'd use it as a lazy way to give back a little (kinda like cowgirl position) but other than that I just... I don't get it.
I guess it is, but still... Not particularly my kink.
Rocker arms are the little things on an engines camshafts that actually open the intake and exhaust valves in an engines cylinders. I broke the one on the exhaust cam, cylinder 3. I'm guessing it might have been a misfire or something that did it seeing as the electrical systems got all sorts of out of whack when the alternator seized. Either way, shit got pretty fucked.
Ive seen like some pearly white loads before and I wonder how people achieve that
Just don't fap/get some for like 1-2 weeks. Usually works for me.
PSS
You talking about that Samus figure you bought?

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

yeah bro
gonna allahu akbar israel to the fuckin ground n shit

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Test will never look up at you like your lolis in your chinese cartoons and call you dad

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

this girl right here

shes more statue tho bec/ polystone

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

Muu?

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

Nice toys.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

do you want me to rub you to distract from the pain

slap yourself in the face a few times and tell me that doesnt feel good

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

yuh huh
I kick super hard!

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

THEY'RE COLLECTABLES NOT TOYS

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

The Mexicans at work are giving you radioactive poisoning from their stupidity and claims from Moreno Valley

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

THEY ARE COLLECTIBLE FIGURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Too bad Grim's father didn't throw all of his dolls out in the yard and run them over with a lawn mower.

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Show me your best.

:doubt:

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

Why does it only feel like this now, then?
Figured as much.
Oh well, at least it's a smallish part that shouldn't be too hard to get replaced?

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

I wish.

Thee cojones on this one.

Maybe get yourself an ice pack or hot water bottle? Might make something feel better.

Only the Ken dolls with girls clothing on.

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

seeifyou say that when your teeth are down your throat

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

And they're doing it through the phone, it's even worse

Muy grande

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

chill

dads only do that shit to kids who dont do anything

im moving up in the world

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

That sounds like a mission
I can go a week easily but then I ask myself why did I stop after jacking it

No but srsly glad to see you're being a big boi now

FLY LITTLE BIRD

test will never screech into your ear while super drunk then go outside to smoke a cigarette then throw up in a bush

Kamuu

A old slut from back in the days
Urinate in his asshole, etc etc

THEYRE LEARNING

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

SKREEEEEEEEEEE

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

I couldn't honestly tell you.

Will never happen.

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

Holy fucking shit that makes my liver hurt

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Tfw the Alisa figure I want is like $800+ USD.
At least you have the disposable income for shit like that.
Yeah, no, I don't enjoy pain.
I've been injured in stupid ways enough times to learn to not enjoy it.
Honestly, it'll be easier to just replace the entire cam shaft than try to put the little rocker arm thing back onto it. But that requires a bit of extra work making sure the timing and firing order are correct, and that can be a bitch to do depending on the engine.
I once went like a month without fapping. When I finally decided to jerk it, I swear to fucking god that was the best orgasm I've ever had.

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

post link to listing

just save up if you really want it

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

To be quite honest I'm proud of my house blend

To attain its flavor and fragrance I use five different types of coffee beans

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

ok dont post it fucking 8chin

Isaac James
Isaac James

shut the fuck up gaylord

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

I wish there was a BOIIIIIIIIIII at the end of this video

That would be the best shit ever

All that inhaling though

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

the boi comes after a single deep inhale

thats why its not there

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

amazon.com/Kotobukiya-Tekken-Tag-Tournament-Bosconovich/dp/B0078L0XTM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1484872574&sr=8-3&keywords=tekken alisa
Both sellers are expensive as shit.
I can't justify that kind of money for these things.
Can I get it in an iced caramel mocha? :>

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

But all that inhaling would lead to a BOI so strong it would roast a whole goddamn nation

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Yeah fuck girls.

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

I'm not even sure if you saw the anime or are just asking for coffee cause they literally asked for this in the anime too

Fuckin mindblown

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

LMAO

dubstepped speaking bursting bassed up boi

look on ebay/ ebay japan if you wanna risk getting one that got hotglued

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

Holy fuck

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

ebay.com/itm/Used-Kotobukiya-Tekken-Tag-Tournament-2-Bishoujo-statuette-Alisa-Boscono-F-S-/332017064762?hash=item4d4dc25b3a:g:GnIAAOSwMVdYFDwF

here

pm the seller ask if its authentic

if he says ok then youre good to go

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

S A V E D

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

Grim.
Moon Presence was kind of a push over.

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

I wanted to try and flirt with drunk Emma then watch myself get shut down then reblocked on steam

It would be great

I honestly wonder what that guy was going on about for being so mad and inhaling so much

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

Pence makes me happy.

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

Is something wrong?

Shock the gay away.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

I wish I still had the copypasta of Colbs rebuking me after seeing the Kamuu pee butt logs were posted

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Other than how aroused I was for a few minutes, not at all!

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

I just want an iced caramel mocha right now tbh. Don't wanna take my room mate's car down to McDonalds to get one though. Neighbors wouldn't appreciate me cold starting that loud motherfucker this late at night.
if you wanna risk getting one that got hotglued
NO THANKS.
Damaged packaging
Also no.

Yes please.

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

Don't be fooled I was raised by the wolves.

That wasn't very hard.

nani ?

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

I havent played since ever

good thing I know the plot of the game else I'd murder niggas for spoiling

yeah I've heard it's a joke

get the dlc and fight its final boss

youll love it

same

LOLWAT

lol what a fucking perfectionist

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

it's not meant to be that hard, it's more of a lore thing anyway

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

Would you fuck Satania in the ass if she ordered you to?

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

I wish I still had the logs of that one time we were both shitfaced and cybered on Skype

My typing was 10 times worse than Neru's

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

Do you remember the Kamuu pee butt logs? I think you were around

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

Don't sound so proud of it, it's been a week!

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

Pee in my butt.

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

ye

wondering bout colbear tho

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

I'd use this as lube

That bitch loves it spicy

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

I wasn't proud of anything though.

Caleb White
Caleb White

youd self terminate too

Cooper King
Cooper King

i dont think youd survive but ok

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

Jokes on you I can handle my spicy foods

I could give an Indian a run for his money tbh

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

I said "Yes please."
What part of this are you not understanding?
I know.
kek

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

I think mine was pretty bad too. I must have been really drunk, because alcohol usually doesn't effect my typing much

You're into that? ^^

It was a post with several lines telling me I'd done an awful thing. I'm not sure how serious he was

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

Sound

[screaming]

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

aiite stick your dick in some spicy chilli paste and fap with it

lemme know how that goes

damn

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

No, I'm strictly vanilla.

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

you could handle pepper in your dickhole

Nah nigga

I was not at all serious

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

Sorry i'm not the best reader <~<

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

You're clearly being sarcastic now

Yeah u probably fapped to the logs

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

gj defiling ded grill

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

That kind of stuff REALLY is not my thing

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

I am not, the only thing that interests me is romantic loving vanilla sex between a man and a woman.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

lets hold hads

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

New

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH

Same here

But then again that was quite sometime ago
Back when I was a babby

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

It's been out for years.
If you don't have it beat then I am not sure.

I see.

Aiden James
Aiden James

WAITING

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

S H O W I N G O F F M Y P E N I S

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