I bet you cucks can't name someone who can beat Captain America

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A grade school teacher

Captain Wallstreet?

Is there a character that could even possibly ==EVEN TOUCH==
Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.Spoiler
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

kek

Original Golden Age Supes was class conscious af

How have I not seen this pasta before?

Traditional pasta is best pasta

Christ is this a new pasta?

naruto ou saske?

sage

It's all in the stats. Communism wins again, boys.

Captain Canuck

Anarcho-Batman

I think you guys are missing the point of Captain America. He's not just the man himself but the idea as well. The Marvel characters all look up to him, and he was inspiring people to "heroism" while he was frozen for decades. To really beat him you don't just need someone who will win a physical fight; you need someone who can expose his American exceptionalism ideology for the farce it is.

Batman doesn't make any sense at all without the dead billionaire parents.

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If you guys don't recognize this shit as typical muh freedumb rhetoric, I don't know what you're doing here.

In Red Son, his parents weren't billionaires, but instead counter-revolutionaries against the Superman Regime in the USSR, who were killed in front of his young eyes by KGB agents.

Batman is always the worst.

Captain Kim Il Sung

not at all. But it was more contained in 4/a/ or Holla Forums

Captain America would probably have some difficultly dealing with a Soviet armoured division. The shield is nice but when you have building demolishing guns, it's really not an issue.

Anyone else think OP ran off after he realized he was fighting a losing battle?

Captain Sweden

please be patient i have autism

youtube.com/watch?v=ASC9nzXnIc8

By that logic Churchill is a hero of socialism.

prepare to Xi in the trade wars Trumpet, my people have even less rights than yours and there is a fucking billion of them.

Suck. My. Tiny.Chinese.Penis

Your mother when she throws away your comic book collection.

I at least can still keep my chicken tender rights!

This thread is god damn gold

I've been a good boy mummy
WHERE'S MY TENDIES

Someone get screenshots of this before he deletes it.

I dunno, post that on Holla Forums and see what happens

Dr. Strange

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Karl Marx