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Why do people vote for the fucking party when they know it's just splitting the anti-tory vote
WHY?

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Because a lib dem is better than a blairite tbh.

Why didn't Corbyn purge the Blairites? If he had imposed some order 2 years ago we wouldn't be in this situation now.

Don't worry lad turn on bbc news mid may
t.Time traveller

It's too late now though, they've had years to peddle their trash in the media.

Trust me lad

I really hope that Corbyn has some sort of crazy plan to actually win the election but I really doubt it.

How many of you will cry when Corbyn gets his clock cleaned?

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*Doxes you

Probably zero, no one's really expecting him to win but it would be a pleasant surprise.

How much yellower can we paint Scotland?

kek how do you think this works?

West Yorkshire famalam

stop

Wakefield, you?

You're just jealous because you're stuck down in fascist land

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Britain is the probably the most Antifashist country on earth.

Liberalism is completely ingrained in everything about their society (they founded it after all), it's like American ideology but without settlerism and manifest destiny.

not a brit but that's my perception of it.

Whatever, enjoy your authoritarian state.

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while the snooper laws are authoritarian they aren't fascist

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Initially I think May wouldn't have called the election had she not known for sure she'd win.

Then I like to think Corbyn wouldn't have agreed had he not had a super secret 4D chess plan.

We'll see.

Dad please stop betraying your class

they're like jews, aren't they?

greedy, international, sneaky and the thing that needs be removed to restore wholeness

If Labour gain seats but don't have a majority do you comrades think Corbyn will survive ousting by the PLP?

Once again, you said they're the LEAST fascist country in the world. That means, out of every country on the globe, they have the fewest fascist characteristics. If you were going to be smug about this you should have tempered your hyperbole.

Might vote for Plaid

Britain's colonies were generally managed by local elites not by some ultra-beurocracy with totalitarian intentions.
Violence ≠ Fascism
Capitalism ≠ Fascism
Conservatism ≠ Fascism
Authoritarianism ≠ Fascism
Nationalism ≠ Fascism
Imperialism ≠ Fascism

You're derailing other people's threads with your irrational anglo-phobia and historical resentment.

Fascism is not a trait of the human soul, it's not a feeling, it's a historical political movement with historical causes and clearly identifiable beliefs and policies none of which ever took root in Britain, now go be a liberal somewhere else.

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You're free to point out any feeling or soul-trait I referenced. This is seriously the biggest pile of pablum I've ever read in my life. The UK is not even close to the least fascist country in existence, and no that doesn't mean they're fascist.

And for the record, my original post was a reference to the fact that tankies are the ones that define fascism as imperialism you goddamn autist.

FUCKING TORIES GET OUT MY ELECTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop posting lad

Learn to read

How can something be least fascist?

1. It can have fewer characteristics of fascism
2. That wasn't even the argument anyway, which was about whether or not the UK is the most antifascist country in the world (which is why you should have read before responding)

1.)You're either fascist or not
2.) The original argument was that the uk would be the least fascist

the original post >>1586863:
Now please stop with the pedantry

Might just vote for the Trade Union and Socialist Coalition tbqh

If Corbyn had tried to block the election he would have looked like a massive coward and then the Tories would have got it through anyway with a vote of no confidence. It was never an option.


Didn't the 2016 leadership election establish that the PLP can't oust the leader? He is automatically put on the ballot and then it's up to the membership. He will probably stay if he can avoid a major loss of seats (although he probably won't be able to do that). Expectations are incredibly low so anything better than a crushing defeat will be seen as good.

3 constituencies

Headingley

I saw a strange sight today, I convinced my most tory friend to vote Corbyn

How? With a gun to his head?

the price of renewing trident would give us free schools meals for fucking eternity

A combination of all that along with a progressive social security system is fascism

right but, fascism includes all these features every time.

Well if you hang out with socialists all day I guess the socdem in the group is "the most Tory"

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No, he was a fully fledged conservative, he even was talking about how he was starting to admire UKIP, I think brexit put him off the right though (he voted remain) and after telling him about corbyn's policies he thanked me and told me he would vote corbyn

This is it lads, time to put socialism back on the menu. Don't get me wrong, I have no illusions in Corbyn, he's a reformist with good intentions at heart and not much more, but this is the start of a shift in society. And we all know how much society likes to reaffirm its own beliefs by normalization. If Corbyn wins, people won't be able to tell themselves that socialism isn't something people want. If Corbyn wins, people will believe that someone like Corbyn is electable. If Corbyn wins, it will dispell all these self-fulfilling prophecies about unelectability, and his ideas being fringe and unpopular. It will create a statement that cannot be ignored; not to the state, to the Tories, or any of that bullshit - no - a statement to people about what the society around them is thinking. That is a real spark for the dawning of a mass movement to the left.

You're right. The stakes are astronomical. I hope he wins. I just don't think he will.

Well talk to people, post shit on normiebook, wherever, you can be honest about his chances but be positive; don't let the self-fulfilling prophecy win. Join local campaigns and groups. And importantly, cast your vote on the day. So, he might not win, you're right; but you personally have lost nothing from this valuable and fun political experience, and potentially you have opened the minds of others to socialism too. Don't be passive, comrade. Be active, be realistic, and be positive. There are great gains to be made here.

I have a British citizenship, but haven't lived in england since I was a kid. I plan to vote, so could someone give me a quick rundown on what the current situation is?

How much/little do you know already?

Tories are currently in power (the right-wing-but-not-the-"far-right"-wing-party), Theresa May is the leader of the Tory party without election after David Cameron resigned following his embarrassing Brexit debacle. Corbyn is an old school leftie Soc Dem who stumbled on to the ballot for Labour Party leadership in 2015 (Labour Party is the opposition party i.e. 2nd largest party after Tories) and won the leadership with huge public support, but is hated in his own party amongst the members of parliament because of his "far left" ideas. Support Corbyn, kick out the Tories, and get new Labour Party members of parliament in who actually back the leadership and are in touch with the votership.

Keep in mind, Tories are for the ruling class, Labour is for the rest

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You tried.

Most of my knowledge are mainly just patches and unconnected events I here in the news. I know more than the average person does here (germany), especially regarding things that have happened since brexit, but on the other side I just realized today that the UK isn't a de facto two party system like the US.

But a general overview would be good. Eg. should I vote for Labour? Is it really so obvious that the tories (what does that stand for, btw) will win?


Well then it seems like there are quite a few ruling class people in the UK…

Yes you should vote Labour.

The Tories are polling higher than Labour, and the big media is repeating it and repeating it, but hey - look what happened with Trump in the USA; nobody thought he'd really win until it was too late. The Tories and Labour Party are both less popular than they have been in decades. It's gonna be close.

Tories stands for Conservatives. Its a long story, and a boring one. Google it.

just went on 4pol to guage things and it seems /britpol/ is not too keen on the tories, which is both surprising and encouraging

That's because the tories are impossible to like if you're a contrarian

Corbyn is a spineless milquetoast who stands no chance and the UK is going to suffer a slow, painful and degrading death by tory.

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Seriously this defeatism is going to be what kills it.

Corbyn is a dead end. He'll be like Michael Foot in the 1983 election.

Morning chaps, bump for a Corbyn victory! We've got less than 2 months to weaponise our autism and build his internet campaign. Let's do this

Why, when their politics aren't even any good? They're just as reformist as Labour, they just happen to have the word Socialist in their name. Their actual policy proposals are limp. Just vote Labour.

Just gonna say if you think Corbyn is spineless and milquetoast, you shoulda seen the guys before him

How the fuck did he become so unpopular after winning precisely because the voters him wanted him there? Doesn't make sense. All the labor shit is being blamed on him when the party was fighting him at every turn and asking him to step down after brexit. What the fuck? Maybe it's just because I'm americlap, but seriously, I thought this guy would fucking purge the shit out of the labor party.

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We can turn that around, we've got 6 weeks. Also, remember that polls reflect the views of people who respond to polls; that is a specific section of the population.

Didn't realise they were shit tbqh. I opened their article to read their policies but work got busy before I could. Probably wasn't going to do it anyway. I was mostly just making a shit joke about how big the Labour majority is here.

that corbyn speech was a bit tame, he should go all out now with nothing to lose

Agreed. But he won't if he doesn't think it'll get him the support he needs. We, the public, need to convince him that socialist policies are something we actually do want.

313,000 Corbyn voting Labour members vs 11 million tory voters

who would win.

Corbyn(and his anti-eu shilling) is the reason why labor will lose.

A TUSC person standing for a councillor round where I live got zero votes in the 2015 local elections and demanded a recount because he was pretty sure he and his wife had voted for him.

TUSC, even TUSC members and their wives don't vote for them.

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WTF I love Corbyn now.

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More memes like this. the full steam for communism ones are funny but are bad for propaganda purposes.

Jezza's policies are the things that will win it for him.

You mean EU-shills will feel less inclined to vote for him over this, and anti-EU voters will distrust him because of the Blairite EU shills who forced his hand on the Brexit issue and now have stained the party as same old shit as it was under Blair.

Corbyn's biggest blunder was the EU, he should have just had the balls to campaign on an out platform and dispelled the idea that Labour are pro-establishment. It would have been a decisive landslide in favour of Brexit, rather than this almost 50/50 quagmire that liberal shills are beating everyone else with, claiming how it's unfair that such a tiny margin shouldn't count (whilst utterly silent on how parliament hasn't had a government garnering over 50% of the vote since 1932 if we exclude the Con-Dem coalition).

It's cognitive dissonance to be a workers party and a pro-EU one, no one's buying it except parlour liberals like Owen Jones and Polly Toynbee at the Guardian and other tribalist ideologues, now Labour will enter the election on the wrong side of history.

Already seeing younger Liberals shilling for LibDems and shitting on Jezza. My seat is almost certainly going to turn Tory.

meh, at least you have a vote, sitting in a 60% tory safe seat here

I keep thinking about how the EU ref had the main argument of the socialists as being "well look at the people who are voting for leave, we can't encourage that"

like, what kind of reasoning is that? Owen Jones was pro leave, lost his bottle and went to remain and then became one of those patronising "they voted leave because they are poor" commentators.

I'd certainly send the likes of Polly Toynbee to the gulag

Yeah I guess it could be worse. Almost every seat around me is Labour safe. We just sometimes get the tories cause of the posh twats and the old people that make up the other half of our constituency.

well then you still gotta vote for Corbyn. Same situation here. Labour finished way behind in third place behind UKIP and The Torys (who win this seat) in 2015 and I think the sitting Tory MP will increase his share of the vote. Also gonna vote in the locals too in May, which is something I rarely if ever do as a bad performance for Corbyn in that is really going to damage him in the build up to the general election.

tfw scotland will be independent in my lifetime

will probably cry when it happens

absolutely agree, will be voting labour for this reason

TL;DR: Corbyn denounced U.S. strikes while Hilary Benn and 10 other shadow cabinet ministers supported it.

Was looking up my local Mayoral ones and theres a guy running as the "Get The Coppers Off The Jury" party.

Hillary Benn is a disgrace to his father's name

She's used the snoopers charter to look at your internet history.

What has she seen?

dog videos
beekeeping videos
ads for buying dogs
japanese rope bondage and facesitting

Hopefully things that will give her an aneurism

Since the snap election thread fizzled out, let me ask again:


y tho

I'm not that familiar with Bong politics, but what I gleam from various threads is that actual leftist Corbyn successfully kept the blairite hordes at bay, but has fared terribly with the populace, not the least of which because literally the entire British media but Morning Star is against him.

the idea is that the opposition party should take any chance to get an early general election to give them a chance to take power, the problem here is that a general election will only strengthen the Tory majority

Oh, so it really is 100% shameless opportunism on the Tories' part? Like some random 3rd world president who sees his popularity is high and goes "Why not anticipate the election? What do you mean ulterior motives? I just love democracy! Can't have enough elections!"

exactly, we have something called the fixed-term parliaments act which means we have to hold a general election at least every 5 years, but if the PM calls for it, and two thirds of the house vote in favour, there can be a general election at any time when you consider no opposition parties will vote against a chance to take power

Pretty much, but its gonna be so fucking funny if Corbyn wins. We gotta make it happen. Tories aren't exactly well-loved

Dutchfag here. Corbyn is going to lose massively to the Tories by a +25 margin. Might as well not vote at all lads.

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For sure, the point isn't that he can't possibly win but that his dip in polls were from concerted attacks from his own party.

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wanting corbyn to win is a meme

a student politics tier old man with a party made up of blairite scum cannot be a valid option for election

need to just kil all the mp's tbh

Why doesn't he do like Mélenchon?

Too scared of losing the "moderate" vote I think

I think he's a very mild mannered sort of person. He's kind of like a kindly old grandpa. I don't think he really has the right kind of personality to be a populist firebrand. Then again perhaps I can be proven wrong.

Just kill the moderates then.

Frankly he should use the opportunity to purge the party. Refuse to put up the right-wingers on a labour party ballot and go full belligerent left populism during the campaign. If Labour faces a wipeout its as good an opportunity as any to get rid of the blairites.

Agreed, although this should have been done the moment he took lead, far too late now

Isn't there some kind of logistical problems getting it done early? Never had this answered but I was under the impression you could only purge at by-elections

Yes, deselecting them then would lead to a series of by-elections which would be painful and ineffective. This snap election would give him the chance to make a clean cut in possibly removing a good deal of the rightists.

I think you are confusing 2012 Mélenchon with 2017 Mélenchon because a huge part of his 2017 campaign was to win the "moderate" vote.

IIRC He can only change MPs at an election but if it were me I would have gone in with an iron fist from day one and told them that anyone who stabbed me in the back or went to the press with negative stories was getting sidelined completely until the election and then being replaced.


The problem is he only has 6 weeks to get people to vote for his new candidates, I really don't think Corbyn will go for a purge even now. He should have been grooming the successors for the last 2 years, now he has to scramble to find anyone if he wants to replace people.

Even if she'd had lost the vote, the PM could of still engineered a vote of no confidence and forced her party to vote 'no' 'forcing' her to go to the electorate.

fix-terms mean jack shit beyond limiting the element of true surprise and ambush that the PM once had in calling a snap election.

At least he has a load of Momentum and Unite members to pick from.

also this would of probably been the only time May would of called an early election since she has become PM. Autumn elections are rare, winter ones are non existent and you don't have elections when Parliament is on holiday. Just strange that she left it a little to long sos not to have the General Election on the same day as the Local Election. So now we got 2 elections in the space of a month.

They are at the moment. Our cretinous public has got the idea that May is somehow a repudiation of everything it didn't like about Cameron, despite her record being fucking abysmal from every perspective.


The attempted coup did make a difference but I'd say the main thing that happened at that juncture was the referendum and the beginning of May's honeymoon period.


February 1974

Having it on the same day as the local elections would have meant calling it before triggering Article 50. I think she was hoping this period would have had more conflict over Brexit than it has, which would have given more justification to her 'crush the saboteurs' narrative.

So we have to go all the back to 1974, which is 43 years, should've said, pretty much non-existant. Since 1979 all elections have occured during the spring and summer periods. Not to early into spring not to late into the Summer.

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I'm not saying you're wrong, but how have you got the impression that the public likes May/the Tories? Polls? People you speak to? Social media? Genuinely curious. We should remember that none of them give us a complete picture, of course.

Labour is dead.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/20/european-parliament-will-welcome-britain-back-if-voters-veto-brexit

Attaching to OP so people see it

All Brits sign up for the Labour phonebanking network! You can do it from home on your mobile and it's easy. You get to spread class conciussness and help Corbyn from the comfort of your home. You can even browse leftypol WHILE you phonebank.

jeremyforlabour.com/canvassing

i should do this from america

Fellow burger here, I might.

Anything else Americans can do to help Corbyn? And for that matter, Melenchon?

I guess use social media if you have many followers/friends, spread positive comments and news or share content by Brits. You could write to publications if you wanted though I have no idea if people really still do that.

What's up with this 'tactical voting' shit everyone's in to all of a sudden? "I'm normally tory but I'm voting lib dem because I was remain." Brexit's happening, is there honestly any point to this?

What's your fucking point? There isn't any statistical evidence for the other point of view either. Not everything can be supported with stats.


Polls and people I've spoken to. May's 'hardliner' persona fits well with the current mood, and also she's helped mitigate the perception that the Tories are an old boy's club.

Wait why doesn't anyone like Corbyn? Is it remoaners? I thought they got purged?

he has zero leadership qualities
people say they don't want "a leader" but they really do

inb4 guardian writes an article about how anti-blairite sentiment is akin to antisemitism and will cause another shoah

As a burger I would immigrate to GB to fight in a civil war for Corbyn

Also probably Melenchon but that's a bit irrelevant here

Because the media has been flinging shit at him and people have bought their bullshit, and Corbyn until only very recently has just kind of been taking it like a doormat. He appears weak to a lot of people. That can turn around though. His recent speech was fire.

Ditto as last time

Please volunteer and/or canvas for Labour! There are only 6 weeks to go and we need you! Please look up your local party branch and see when they are meeting - mine are meeting this evening and I will be there. Corbyn needs your help!

I was in Liverpool+Manchester last summer. Holy fucking shit, nothing is going to save this country other than Powell on steroids.

muh no go zones

I lived in a muslim area for like 2 years and it was fine

Somebodies gotta make a meme with this pic, its too good not to. Something like him showing the kids a picture of storming of winter palace or some falc shit. I would but dont own a computer, poorfag posting from mobile.

If the remain MPs got purged there wouldn't be a parliamentary party left, and as for remain voters if they ever dropped Labour then Labour would be really really screwed.

Corbyn will make sure that the GE is not a re-referendum on Brexit. That's what May wants.

You sure? I can see brexit being flung up a bit as part of the 'stabel SECUR GOVERNMENT' tirade (ie. 'we will ensure a nice clean brexit') but I'm not sure that it'll be brought up much in the overall campaign.

You replied to a graph with the events plotted you utter fucking mong. How much more evidence do you want? Do you want me to fucking transcend to master of the universe, check the fabric of reality, and communicate it to you through telepathy?

If you'd wanna be wonkish about the GE and go with the polls then you'd make it about Brexit and nothing else.

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Dude Liverpool's population is less than 1.5% muslim.

Never listen to burgers or Nazis about Britain or Europe. 9/10 times, anywhere on the internet, someone who has been there and is crying is a Holla Forumsyp roleplaying.

Why does British Media insist on bullying this SocDem?

Going On Blair (I mean Bear) Hunt by Corbyn Supporter Michael Rosen…nice.

They're the equivalent of Holla Forums, but British toffs pretending to be working class/middle class.

A big part of the reason people are dubious about Corbyn is not because of his policy, it's because they believe him to be unpopular in general. He's doing badly in polls, etc. I'll just leave these here:
thepoliticalanalyzer.com/2017/04/18/poll-who-do-you-want-to-be-the-next-prime-minister/
itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/poll-who-do-you-want-to-be-the-next-prime-minister
Look at the results

opkankeren

A good 15% are undecided. Don't bet on the polls just yet.

No seriously, you missed my point. Look at the results

Vote for Corbyn, then see what others voted. It's fucking habbening

Internet polls are bullshit. I just voted for corbyn, and I'm not even british.

You're a good soul

We really are going to turn into Trump campaign-era Holla Forums over this election aren't we?

Nah, we have enough Leftcomms/impossibillists/Tankies to say "voting is stupid" or "hurr socdem".

Its not Holla Forums to get involved in bourgeois democratic processes when they have the chance to spread class consciousness. What makes Holla Forums's decisions Holla Forumsesque is their direction, not their nature.

tbf I'd probably have voted Lib-Dem from 1997 to 2015 if I was English. There's a strong case to be made that they were either left of Blair, or parallel-but-less-authoritarian under Kennedy.

Shame the Orange Bookers took over and blew the party apart.


Best of the neoliberal parties. Only one with any vague, illusory commitment to universalism. (Free Uni/Prescriptions. Call it a middle class subsidy in the present form if you want: In principle, fees are wrong. The budgetary limitations are a side-effect of devolution, and New Labour's tuition fees by stealth were sheer cuntery at a time when they were sending money back to Westminster.) Even if-only because it's of use to the secondary goal of independence (also desirable, to slightly destabilize the world order if nothing else. Proper internationalism would recognize as much - for certain, solidarity doesn't end at Hadrian's Wall - but it also shouldn't end at the cliffs of Dover, and nobody's proposing Franco-British union…)

Corbyn's Labour isn't really a unified force, sadly, and notably Scottish Labour (Which, remember, always wants to assert how independent it is after this round of consultations and reforms. A new clause 4!) is full of Blairites, Blairlites, and non-entities that aren't Corbynities. There is no real alternative for Scottish voters under FPTP.

(Sadly, it doesn't seem that being "the party that broke up the union" would be enough to kill the Tories now. I was hoping that could be a going away present.)


meanwhile: telegraph.co.uk/education/3337143/Remember-1976-Britains-best-ever-year.html ;-;
The 70s get too bad a rap. Even the Daily Mail version of Jeremy Corbyn couldn't kick off a global energy crisis.


An interesting piece of analysis I read is that administrative devolution to Scotland (starting with the Scottish Office) basically followed this model even though Scotland wasn't colonised.

Which is why Scotland's middle class is more closely integrated with the public sector, and thus the Scottish political sphere is built on (hopelessly) clinging to as much rubble of social democracy as possible.


Actually half tempting.
being a scottish nationalist with a soft spot for English Labour is weird.

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-39675342

Headlines are promising this morning lads; even The Sun seems to be attacking May now.

www.inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/three-days-100000-young-people-register-vote/

It's looking good…


We know what direction the youth tend to vote in.

Also a bunch of Tory MPs are currently standing down, meaning they won't be incumbent in their seats, meaning the Tories are less likely to win those seats.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39677950

Wow, maybe all is not lost.

Eh, a lot of them were disenfranchised before the EU referendum by Cameron, so I am not sure how much this will actually help.

RIP Mr Fat Local Government Man.

I think Corbyn has got off to a good start this campaign. May has been absent and will try to remain so for as much as possible given her status as a inhuman ghoul.

Yeah, refusing to do a TV debate - I really hope they empty-chair her, like make it obvious she was invited and declined when they air it.

The Holla Forums part is thinking random online polls that anyone can answer mean anything. After each debate in the US election they notably spent a lot of effort skewing the after debate online polls in the hopes it would convince everyone trump won

I'm not saying the polls were the deciding factor in any way, I don't think it was Holla Forums that engineered Trump's victory, but - Trump did win.

And Corbyn might win, im just not down with obsessing over random online polls in the meantime

Have a sense of perspective mate.

Are Burgers and Amerifats so triggered about the terrible state of their own country they have to project it onto other nations?

Yes, which is also why we're spending so much energy on worrying about elections in other countries so we can potentially role play a less retarded outcome

Blairites, stop kicking and die already!

theguardian.com/theguardian/2017/apr/22/alan-johnson-interview-general-election

thnx bby

Mays been absent? From what? Certainly not from all the campaigning she's gone and done in the past 3 days.

anyone like my shitty autistic oc

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39678863

They're all over the shop lads, I really think May might just fuck this up bad enough to hand it to Corbyn.

I do actually. Make more.

it's cute :3

assuming Orange is SNP and yellow is libdems, can you like make them stand according to their political spectrum?

Pretty sure it's the other way around.

Why does the SNP have a bottle of bleach and not the lib dems?

Orange is lib dems you autists. The yellow even has the SNP logo on it.

Isn't yellow like libdem's color? Labour should be to the left of SNP, at least under Corbyn

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SNP is orange and LibDem is yellow m8

green is cute

t. not brit

What party will Deano vote for?

This is some Mandela shit. I could have sworn LD was always the lighter shade.

liberals were yellow
libdems were orange

thats how I remember it and thats how wiki seems to be saying.

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It usually defaults to yellowish, but when contrasted with SNP, it becomes more orange-like

ahhh… Albion

Deano doesn't vote cept for brexit

Will UK be saved? Will it be stopped from becoming a racist bigoted shitholes? Will it be a good place to move into now?

where do you live now?

greece

If Mélenchon wins and Corbyn doesn't, who else /moving to France/ here?

Terrible idea. Push for socialism where you are or go somewhere like Rojava where your effort is needed. Corbyn or the Chon winning is nice but not an excuse to go sit on your ass

READ BORDIGA

I was considering Rojava, but even if I did go I'm not sure I'd want to go for more than maybe 6-9 months.

Bordiga said to wait for a decent enough welfare state in another country and move there?

No about activism

This is glorious
facebook.com/sassysocialistmemes/posts/1832614973726125

At this point Greece is better than the U.K.

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kek'd, clearly the meme potential of the uk hasn't been fully realized

So where do we move when Macron wins and Corbyn loses?

America, obviously

Fucking hell

latest poll
ComRes for the Sunday Mirror
50% for the Torys
25% over Labour

Mail On Sunday is linking the fall in the lead to the tax fuck up by the Torys.

I'd like it better if it was saved as the appropriate file type

/autism

jaggies and shitty compression is a greater evil than larger file sizes in this age of the internet

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Reckon at the moment the Torys gonna at least win 2 seats in 2017 along with the current one they've got north of the border.

Went out canvassing today for a few hours, got a lift from a comrade to the meeting site and then we got going, we were in rich suburbia today so a lot of old people tories, and a handful of labour people but most were undecided and were willing to take a leaflet and be talked to about Corbyn. We need you to get out there and spread the word with your local party! The weather is just fine and unlike the Tories they don't insist you dress in a suit like a twat selling double glazing.

tbh not impressed.
Scottish Labour were on 24% in 2015. When you consider the scale of their collapse, you'd expect more people would've gone Conservative. The continued death of the Lib-Dems is mildly surprising, though. Why have Willie Rennie's pigs not saved him this time?

The prospect of any Tory gains is pretty worrying, but hopefully FPTP does the right thing. (i.e. fuck the result beyond all proportionality in favour of the SNP.)

Reckon the Torys will gain 'Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk' consistency SNP have a majority of just under 400. Whilst SNP seat of 'Dumfries and Galloway' is vulnerable to the Tory esp if there is a bit of pro-Union tactical voting.

It's certainly possible, but I'm holding out for good news.
(B,R&S has a history of being lib-dem, so hopefully they'll "revert" a bit, and hopefully DG doesn't tactically vote.)
I suppose the real question is about turnout, whether the SNP can keep their base motivated to actually vote.

Also in optimism-overdrive hopefully Mundell loses his seat thanks to Green abstention (iirc the number of Green voters was higher than his majority.), he's irritating.

Headlines this morning are all over the place. Some reporting an increase for Tories in the polls, others reporting a drop.
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs/the_papers
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-still-game-despite-10277409

Now the lib dems have said that they wont join a coalition, do you think if neither labour nor the tories get enough seats (which is probably the best hope for a not tory government) will they go back on that a join with labour which i feel like would be their natural choice. Probably with the agreement of a second Brexit referendum.

I'm going to vote for for the conservatives
I agree with corbyn on almost everything except immigration though

no they will win by an even bigger margin

even if the libdems made a coalition with labour the conservatives would still win

smh

Mister What-Do-You-Mean-I'm-Not-A-Leftist is hard at work I see shilling for the tories.

youtube.com/watch?v=V0n_YEbdD5o

Can't get more anti-establishment than that eh folks

Thats because 3 papers published 3 separate polls one of which, Survation poll for the Daily Mail, showed a significant fall in the Tory lead and one of which, ComRes poll for the Sunday Mirror, showed the biggest Tory lead over Labour in almost a decade.

sorry wait, Mail on Sunday, not Daily Mail.

If he does well in the local elections in may than people might start to realise he can lead the party but otherwise I cant see people voting for him unless the media full on attacks the May and her refusal to do tv debates

It will be interesting to see where the polls go by the start of may and after the local elections

jesus christ why

(since i had my shitposting flag on, i'll elaborate)
Why? What's the appeal to anyone

As Brit/pol/ on 4chan can attest, the conservatives aren't even likable from the right. Mummy May in particular - She's just another variant of bland blajoratcherameronism. She's not a good nationalist, she's not a good libertarian, she's not a good one-nation Tory, she's not a good Brexiteer nor a good Remainer. She's not a steady pair of hands, nor someone with any real ideological vision (Besides ensuring we're the most surveiled populace on the planet because… reasons.)

daily reminder that jezza is our only hope

Lol at the same cuck making fun of US polling dedicating a whole video to jerking off to british polls

The conservatives know how to pay lip service to various spooks. Acting on them is very secondary when it come to seduce an idealist crowd.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685678
why cant he fuck off already they should have kicked him out years ago

telling Labour voters to vote Tory. Fuck that cunt

sidebar: more brilliant journalism from the beeb as usual

What does he think he is going to achieve luckily no one listens to him anymore

Aaaand your in court for watching obscene pornography.

some sort of belated return, gotta be some remain voters who still cling to an idea of a second referendum no matter the cost.

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not surprising
SNP are tartan tories as it is

tfw you whole county is tory

Somehow Carl of Swindon surprises me every single time with how obnoxiously wrong he is. Then again it can't be easy vigorously trying to justify capitalism while pretending to not be a rightist.


I hope by now Corbyn's realised that he can't play the politics game the same way the usual centre-right candidates play it. He'd be better off giving up on appealing to Murdoch and instead go to people directly. Trump showed it can work. That's where Corbyn is at his best too. Between how he acts in parliament and how he acts at rallies, it's obvious which would win more people over.

Why is that

Absolutely meme tier.
>Waah, why didn't the SNP commit political suicide by raising income taxes while in a union, a proposal that we-ourselves mocked in 1999 when they were proposing a penny for Scotland (which again, would've been not passing on a New Labour tax cut, as opposed to increasing taxes.)

Devolution locks in Blairism by design (It's not for nothing it was originally the Scottish executive not the Scottish government, that was a cynical branding move by the SNP) , but the SNP's record has generally been equal-to-or-greater-than that of Scottish Labour in power. It's all well and good Labour proposing tax rises and extra spending now that they're an irrelevant third party, their record in office is still insane PFI waste ( web.archive.org/web/20150301000000*/http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/fury-at-729m-bill-to-build-schools-1426587 B R A V O ), tuition fees by stealth, prescription charges, returning money to Westminster unspent, Iraq, low council-house building (and right to buy - though the SNP were slothful in abolishing this.), threatening to withhold funds from Westminster if Council Tax was replaced by local income tax (now Labour are whining about how council tax is baaaaad), and then there's the strange coincidence that all the worst performing schools are in Labour council areas. (Hmm, let's see if performance improves after they're hopefully wiped out this year.)

I mean, you could always dig up the 1979 vote of confidence if you really want to wank about it. (Yeah, Callaghan - resigned to an early election come what may, and running up against the 5-year limit, was going to turn things around in the last few months before he was legally forced to call an election - and the Labour whip is completely blameless for refusing to accept the abstention of the Tory whip* to make up for a dying Labour MP not attending, depriving the government of the crucial single vote it'd have needed to stumble onwards. and even then Callaghan was forced to Neoliberalism by the fucking IMF, even Labourites were claiming this was "the most right-wing Labour government in history" - now I sympathise with and respect Callaghan, but that is the case.)

*Given the importance of the matter, it would've been the death of his political career, the Labour guy was so shocked by the gesture he refused to accept, and well, Callaghan hanged at Dawn.

I don't even like the SNP that much. Sturgeon is ridiculously irritating and most of their Westminster MPs are far too obviously grabbed off the back of a bus to provide a vessel to hold votes. But at least they've got an actual tangible goal you can verify they're working towards rather than power for power's sake, and at least they're willing to play social-democrat and win elections for doing so - rather than take the Labour route of converting just before the Gallows. Holyrood is a tedious sideshow - if you want the defining argument against independence look at the opposition - any country that could construct that shambles surely is too wee, to poor and too stupid…

Seen a few liberals shit talking Corbyn but it seems they're just parroting shit they've heard from the news. Still can't be good though.

express.co.uk/news/uk/795385/Tony-Blair-Labour-return-politics-Britain-hijacked-Brexit-BBC-EU
reeeeeeeee

Punished Corbyn.

A man denied by his party.

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I just argued with a lady who insisted that labour is socialist and has communist members, and that Britain was very socialist in the 60s.

I had to explain to her that there's a difference between social democracy and socialism, and labour isn't gonna abolish private property. She replied with "I'm sure a lot of people in the labour party want to do so"

my gott

Now I'm not british (on vacation in London atm) but she went rambling on about the sorry state of education and child illiteracy and so on. She blames 'child-oriented teaching', teacher unions and 'socialism'. Can anyone give me the quick rundown on what's wrong with your education system?

Government has changed the curriculum twice in quick succession, teachers are paid jack shit and are leaving the profession in droves. No one want to be a teacher because everyone knows you can't live on the pay, teachers are being effectively imported from other countries.
Teacher's have ridiculous workloads and are unable to perform given their low numbers.
School funding in general has been cut brutally and isn't being funded more, meanwhile the tories are pushing for more grammar schools after their 'academies' program (selling state schools into the private sector as 'academy chains' and funding them a lot more) started collapsing.

In effect, education is being purposefully destroyed so that it becomes so unbearably shit the people beg for it to be privatised and the tories will gladly oblige (same deal with the NHS and social care). In the meantime the tories give out tax cuts to corporations, sell everything else and pump public money directly into the private sector in all sorts of schemes.

That makes sense. She said she'd like to see the return of performance-based segregation of secundary education.

I don't think that's too bad of an idea, considering it's what we have here in the Netherlands (but this might be my bias cause I'm at the highest level and will be able to directly go to university) and it can allow for some meritocracy and social mobility, but it can also serve to confirm class-based segregation.

oh and I just did some wikipedia browsing about your school system and it seems to me that labour did fuck some shit up

Read Micheal Young's Rise of the Meritocracy and then stfu

I know meritocracy is a meme, but sorting schools by student performance instead of income maks capitalism more tolerable.

Nigga it is a mere essay. Read that shit and you will realize that giving equal opportunities in an unequal society only seeks to legitimize said inequality. This legitimization will makes the elites entrenched in their position and more emboldened and distanced from the masses. It is the worst thing to happen against class struggle by pretending the education system fixed it

theguardian.com/politics/2001/jun/29/comment
Read this article if you want to be lazy

Latest opinion poll still shows labour on only 27%, I know polls don't mean much especial this far away from the election but do any of you actually see Labour bouncing back?

Anyone have the image comparing callaghan with thatcher?

I don't have a lot of faith but the chance is definitely non-zero. No excuse to not try

heh i use incognito so 2 bad :3c

Nor me, I think its still worth trying. But even if they do win they will make the country a bit better but they will fuck up. Which will lead people to no longer trust "the left" which will probably drag people more right again. While if labour do get wiped out we might see people going more left (probably just slightly more left wing soc dem but still who knows)
Also its a shame to see that people, especially some students are starting to think voting lib dem and being a liberal is revolutionary and progressive.

The center right and the far right fuck up all the fucking time, but it's never the end of their ideological influence. Our problem is messaging above all else. Jeremy Corbyn's exact policies and stances in a more assertive person's body and with a better strategy for dealing with the media would win hands down. And with the right messaging you can be like May and fuck up once every other hour and still be up by a ridiculous amount.

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Doesn't surprise me.

The bourg media in Britain has been on an all-out offensive against Corbyn for over a year now. It's even worse than the shitty stuff Bernie had hurled in his direction.
He's a guy that has the establishment sweating, but I don't think he'll win.

Hey guys.

Could Corbyn pull a SYRIZA and enter a coalition with UKIP?

Yeah good point, no one has the time or the effort to try and build a mass movement and educated people. Corbyn needs to attack the media more if he is going to stand a chance. People are angry at the system but most of them voted UKIP.

UKIP is dead their party is a mess everyone is jumping ship

so, hows labour doing

Not great, I haven't seen any new progress unless it's all just fake news.

bad in the polls, luckily may has basically done nothing apart from say how good she is doing and how bad labour is doing. Her refusal to make a promise on not rising taxes has hurt her a bit and so has saying she wont do tv debates but Corbyn needs to up his game if he has any chance which probably wont happen

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wtf I hate SNP now
You realize the working class of Scotland hate Labour?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-polls-snap-general-election-2017-live-poll-under-40s-young-people-older-winning-a7702616.html?f

Bitch got rekted in PMQ but that is nothing new

I think she is actually dump enough to fuck up her 20+ point lead in the polls. Her whole "strong and stable " bullshit is annoying people already and its still weeks to the election. If she cant handle PMQ how would she handle a tv debate, its quite obvious the people in charge of the tory campaign want her as far away from the public as possible

Corbyn has said he won't do a debate without May present, not sure how I feel about this.

Screw naming pets, language is a prison, I ain't giving my cat a slave name.

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Smh please tell me this isn't true. Sauce?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39725148
I don't think he is ruling it out completely but his only chance to win is too do well on debates so idk if this will encourage may to do tv debates or not

theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/26/jeremy-corbyn-will-not-take-part-in-tv-debate-without-theresa-may

fug you beat me

I think its a good move. Without May there Corbyn hasn't got anything to gain, he'd just get attacked viciously by the Lib Dems over not being pro-EU. The only useful thing would be if he could btfo Sturgeon and the SNP.
But May can't accuse him of cowardice or running away since that's what she's doing and it might get her to concede to appearing in the tv debate.

Yeah the other parties would gang up on him in an attempt to take the labour vote, while apart from the SNP's seats Labour has nothing to gain. However if May could be pressured by the public or by a decrease in her lead to do a tv debate May vs Corbyn, May wouldn't stand a chance she has 0 debating skills and would say the same sound bites over and over again. But there is no reason right now for her to do one.

been checking newspapers (which I don't usually do) lately

this isnt just disingenuous, this is fucking character assassination
no word about his policies, it's all 'labour insiders' (blairites) talking about chaos, communist infiltration and anti-semitism, 'former labour voters' (people who are rich but still want to pretend they're 'progressive' instead of just being honest and voting tory or lib dem) and the polls, always the goddamn polls, they're a self-fulfilling prophecy because they keep mentioning them

jezza should just go the trump route: exclude the MSM completely, use social media extensively, he has over double the reach that may has

TROTSKYITE ENTRYISM DESTROYED LABOUR

I dont think he can go full Trump, Britain is not like that. But he needs to attack the media more and in a way which will get him more media attention. The more "anti establishment" he appears the more UKIP and SNP votes he can take and even working class Tory voters.
He never managed to purge all the blairites he would be in a better position if he did

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kek the only thing trotskyist infiltration has destroyed is trotskyism

Chucklefucks are getting McCarthy'd as Trots left and right, and their entire shit party can't even make one good pro-working class show out of it.

Watson's getting fucking purged, he's a sneaky useless fat fuck.

He's too busy idpol defending Obama

Corbyn has been taking the anti-establishment angle more recently but he needs to take it further. His soft-spoken nature is harmful to his message.
He should be far more belligerent and aggressive in denouncing the MSM, not calling it fake news per se, but he has to denounce them as the Murdoch media subservient to corporate interests and the establishment. Ideally he'd destroy fuckers like Andrew Marr like Chomsky did.
He also has to embrace a 'hard' brexit by emphasising the return of sovereignty to the people over handing it from the Brussels eurocrats to the british corporate elite.

Think you've got the wrong guy my well armoured friend.

Wrong Tom Watson fam.

I could swear The Mirror is the last good thing in the UK sometimes. It can be a bit flimsy with its support, but it always comes back round.

Reddit UKGE poll
strawpoll.me/12829145/r

ops sry fam

get in here and meme labour to victory

r/uk have gone full retard on the LibDem hype. I have a browse there sometimes just to make myself angry for no reason obvious to myself.

Honestly don't think I'll even bother voting

this country is awful

Fact: if you live in the Anglosphere, conservative and liberal are the only viable choices. Revolution or bust

Might as well
And yeah like we are so fucked

Where did it all go so wrong?

Go on lad do it for Corbyn, he's stuck his neck out and showed millions of young people how much of a farce it all is.

tfw everyone I know is either incredibly reactionary or they're voting LibDem because people 18-21 are so retarded they seem to have forgotten what fucking happened in 2010-15

not enough pipes imo

I think the poor bloke probably resides in a Tory safe seat.

1971, 1973, 1974 1978, 1994.

There was no hope after 1994.
(Collapse of Breton Woods, OPEC energy crisis, Labour winning the poisoned chalice of being in power during the worst phase of international economic difficulty, Callaghan not calling an election in 1978, John Smith's premature death.)

Though truthfully Labour parties across the world have been fucked by the transition to post-fordist neoliberalism. Blair is just a particularly offensive figure.

If you wanted to grasp desperately at straws you could also add 2010, where theoretically labour could've put together a group who'd vote to impose proper PR (i.e. LAB+LIB+SNP+PLAID+GRN+SDLP) then call a new election, but there's zero chance careerist backbenchers would accept it.

Why am I not even surprised?

do they remember NOTHING

AUSTERITY WITH A SMILE JELLY SPINES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Still, to say you're underrepresented and demand reform you have to prove you're underrepresented by casting a useless vote.

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If even reddit libruls places tories on first place, say hello for Cairman May, say hello for a one-party system, say goodbye to the NHS and say hello to endless austerity.
The good thing is, Scotland will hopefully go for sure and when that happens, Northern Ireland may go as well.
Heck, if she pulls a hard Brexit, maybe London too, because who the fuck needs this shit? Then all that remains for Chairman May are the ruined parts of the country, marauded by Thatcher.

Ignorant burger here, I'm aware Scotland wants to leave because they're a petrostate with more liberal voters than the rest of the UK, but why would the Unionists want out of the union?

Torys will go republicanism so they can austerity the Crown

The really sad thing is that he lost in 1970 when he shouldn't have, then won in 1974 when it'd have been better had he not.
(Though perhaps Labour's left-right infighting would have pulled it apart by 1979 anyway.)

Because 55,8% voted for remain.
I know it's a hard case to make, based on that, and all of it depends on Scotland actually leaving.
But if it actually does, NI may follow suit.


Don't be silly. Only the poor and the middle strata are going to be austered. The rich will get tax breaks.

United Kingdom this is your life

How exactly is Corbyn a social democrat and not a socialist? The whole workers' right of first refusal thing proposed a while back is more socialist than any of the shit that came out of Bernie Sanders's mouth.

Phil Greaves told me he was right wing

but philly cheese isn't right about anything or is that the joke?

if i'm not too depressed on that day maybe

no a labour seat

Blairism, as a mindset, really is something. The strangest sort of unpopular populism.
Yet it's still in many ways the dominant mindset of British politics. Weird, weird, weird.

I'll tell you one thing, I'm grateful that Blair privatised schadenfreude.

I predict that neither LP or Tories will secure enough of a majority to form a government, Tories will have slightly more seats, and the Lib Dems will backpeddle and be as slippery as we all know they love to be, and form another coalition govt with the Tories. Meanwhile, LP will oust Corbyn from the leadership, and there'll be a necessary left split out of the LP, with very few MPs but a big movement on the ground. Then the possibility of a real left party in the UK, with mass public support, becomes a reality.

I know it's unlikely as hell but something about Corbyn not becoming the next PM seems so unresolved to me. It sounds weird but it just seems narratively unsatisfactory in a way I don't feel about other leftist causes.

I bounced back! People bounce back!

I know multiple people that go to uni who said they're gonna vote LibDem, do these people just not have a memory. I don't even go and I wouldn't after that. Thather finally died and now she's just being replaced.

literally nothing in that post will happen

If Scotland does end up leaving what do you predict the political landscape will be like?

Tory rule for 100 years (no joke) I dont think they ever will and Scots are starting to see the SNP for what they are, they havent actually done much just sit and shout about independence and blame the countries problems on the government in London. I hope lib dems can at least take a few seats from quite tory areas in scotland and Labour might be able to win a few more seas as well but probably not enough

That's coming either way, don't worry.
Except all the power to solve the problems lies with the government in London. The SNP have done more than Scottish Labour did last time they were entrusted with office, now they've run up against the limits of devolution too.

Literally the best Holyrood can do to raise revenue within the UK is not pass on an income tax cut, or borrow a ridiculously limited amount. Everything else follows from this fundamental powerlessness.

THIS

British friends, this is my biggest regret from the Sanders era of our election. You've got to go where the normies are & speak some of their language to change their minds. I hated FB so I just worked on my family. Got my dad to vote Sanders, but ma wanted the "woman pres". After Trump was elected, she quickly changed her tune though & said "You were right, the whole time." She's as hard headed as I am, so that was a big deal for her to admit/say.

Anyway, go change minds. Even if you hate FB you will regret not swaying lib friends/family later, fucking big time.

Love your optimism & clarity, user. Keep it up!

My cat didn't have a name, either. I just called her "kitty". ^ ^
I couldn't think of a name that could live up to her…

I think they would have to go to PR to stop it becoming a dictatorship

Hung parliament

Breaking: May advocates for first strike nuclear policy (pic related). We need to spread this.

So, in US political terms,
Tories = Republicans
Labour = Dems
?

Also, can someone give me a quick rundown of your election & how it's going? The basics. Who is Theresa May? I've seen some headlines about her being investigated for fraud or something? Really in the dark regarding British politics.

No.

Applying burger logic to other people's political systems is the acid that corrodes constructive conversation.

i'll show nick lamb some real fucking illiberalism in a minute

nick cohen rather

What an idiotic mindset. I want to understand your political system &candidates better, to help if possible.

Is 8ch glitching for anyone else right now?

Dems- right wing of labour. lib dems and left wing of tory party

Republicans - far right of tory party.

crude explanation but good enough for a burger

I've always loved this picture, it sums up today's internet slapfights and youtube 'celebrity leftist' autists. It's like, who is hearing Lenin being the tribune of the people now? Fuckin no one.

Thanks, user. ^ ^

Britain's is a parliamentary rather than presidential form of democracy. At the national level (ignoring councils) candidates stand in constituencies and are elected as Members of Parliament to the House of Commons. A party or a coalition forms a government whether a majority or a minority. Britain's premier is the Prime Minister but the Cabinet as a whole is more important and powerful than in the US.

The Labour Party is akin to the DSA and the left wing of the Democratic Party in that even our centrists (we call them Blairites after Tony Blair) are more left than, say, the Clintons and at least claim to uphold socialism. The struggle within the party between Corbynistas and Blairites is similar but not identical to that between Sanders supporters and Democratic neoliberals.

The Tories (Conservative Party) are mostly similar to the Republicans, although the former are slightly less vitriolic than the latter. UKIP, a part libertarian part traditionalist Eurosceptic party has lost a massive amount of appeal now that their primary objective, leaving the European Union, is being fulfilled (or not).

Simplistic analysis would be Con = Republican and Dem = Labour, but it obscures so much as to be very misleading. (White working class are broadly Labourites, for example, while being Republican in the USA. The religious right aren't quite so influential on the Conservatives either, indeed it was them who legalized gay marriage.)

Similarly the induction of third, forth, fifth parties with even a speck of relevance throws things totally off balance. (Since the USA seems to institutionalize the 2-party system to an extent that made it difficult for Ross Perot to achieve ballot access, for example, while even under FPTP other parties have a token chance at representation.)

Truthfully you'd probably have the easiest time skimming wikipedia. What follows next is my own oversimplification:
Conservatives - Neoliberal cunts. "Natural party of government"
Labour - "Socialists" who generally propose radical social democratic policies (Corbyn), Socdems (left of party), Neoliberal cunts with red rosettes (Blairites.), and cowardly Neoliberals with weird faces (Miliband), in inverse order of quantity.
Lib-Dems - Neoliberal cunts minus spines and brains. Europhiles. Were in government with the Conservatives from 2010-2015 despite being left of Labour from ~1997-2010, and splitting as the right of the labour party in the 1980s.
SNP - Dance on a triangulated position between Socdem and Neoliberalism because their primary aim is Scottish independence. (And therefore things must get better while seeming realistic, and thus their ultimate promise is "nothing will change on independence day, then we decide.")
UKIP - Even more neoliberal cunts but hate the EU
Green - Hippies who're sort of all-right but sort of just socdems with deep pockets.
Plaid Cymru - Leanne Wood is from Wales and has a face I wouldn't consider punching. (Mostly irrelevant Welsh Nationalists.)

Northern Irish parties have been excluded because nobody cares about Northern Ireland except the Northern Irish.


I would strongly dispute the idea Blair was more left than Clinton, it's more that he started in a country with a few quirks that made it more left. (In terms of direction of travel, I mean at least Bill tried Hillarycare. All Blair did was continue the insanity that started under Thatcher, more management, more targets…)

Further clarification: Theresa May is the Prime Minister. Jeremy Corbyn is the Leader of the Opposition and Leader of the Labour Party. Tim Farron is a runt opportunist who is Leader of the Liberal Democrats (similar to Hillary Dems).

Kendal is a shithole.

Wow, thank you guys so much; this explains a lot. I recently moved to India from the states & especially after witnessing their recent CM elections I learned more about the Parliamentary workings.

Thanks again for clearing it up more for me. shit is glitchy right now so it's hard to post :/

"But muh second EU referendum!"
t. every single LibDem voter I've talked to.

It would be hilarious if the LibDems went into coalition with the Tories again and bent over for them at every opportunity.

I hope Corbyn was doing the actions.
youtube.com/watch?v=0gyI6ykDwds

It seems like they all have forgotten about the libdems working with the tory's. I also wish the libdems will stop attacking labour and focus on attacking the Torys and the SNP

We can dream

hmm yes it'd be exactly like last time…

nah

UKIP = Republicans
Tories = Dems
Labour = Sanders' final form

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forgot pic

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New poll released today. Labour up four points from a few days ago.

spicy

just enough time for may to fuck it all up

if labour get over 30% that would be decent

True the papers will probably report that as well, and that would give him some credibility

Don't want to go all morality man pete here but it is often true that the polls are designed to hide more than they show.

If he gets 30-35% and continues to say the same message he could win 2022 if he gets rid of the "Labour caused 2008" maymay everyone parrots.

I really wish Labour would take more of an anti-authoritarian, anti-surveillance and anti-censorship stance. If they did, I wouldn't even consider the lib dems.

Labour will inevitably form a coalition with SNP, so if Labour + SNP vote is above 50%, then you're golden.

They've to add about 10-15% more to get there though.

It's FPTP, so if Labour had even 40% of the vote they'd win the election. Blair got in on 35. The SNP's 4-5% of the national vote translates into a disproportionate % of seats. (8-9%?)
Pedantically I should also note that in the interests of both parties, they probably wouldn't have a formal coalition, more likely just the SNP tacitly voting against a Tory Queen's speech and abstaining or voting for a labour one. (Without any indications that they've been in discussions with Labour, allowing both parties to put their hands up and pretend it just sort of happened and that they still hate each other.)

Should save the SNP from the smaller-party-death-effect that coalitions have (The Lib-Dems were warned of this and told only true PR could save them. Idiots.) while mitigating the hit Labour take for "doing a deal with the SNP"

Illegal things involving young Japanese girls.

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/labour-tries-to-shrug-off-poll-warning-of-a-landslide-m7h2gl3jw

The delusion of these people is real

It's worse than that: They knew when they made the agreement they weren't getting PR, just AV.
They could've left the Tories with a minority government and survived on 50-odd seats, they could've tried an unsteady deal with Labour to implement PR without a referendum then call fresh elections, they could've held out and seen if the Tories would break.

Instead they voted for Christmas. The Lib-Dems aren't just spineless cowards without any principles, they're worse than that: They're morons.

Comparing what the conservatives did when they were in coalition with the lib dems and what they have done since they gained exclusive control, it's absurd to say the lib dems did nothing. It can be debated whether they achieved the maximum good, but they certainly didn't just go along with everything the tories wanted.

seeing the video about this pissed me off so much
yet nobody seems to care about this stupid "no loli" law.

there's about 20 prosecutions per year under this law in magistrate courts, and it's going up yearly.

Yet no party cares about it.

Source? I thought there had only ever been a couple.

What law is this?

Loli (fictional lewd art/writing involving child characters) is illegal in the UK (but not in Scotland).

A bunch of other porn is illegal too, including various types of BDSM. I think there was a guy who got taken to court for a video of him having sex with someone wearing a tiger costume too. I don't think he was convicted though.

Take my benefits. Take my porn. Take my fucking house. But don't you fucking DARE take my fucking porn.
That's it I'm fucking leaving for Rojava.

I thought scotland was stricter on it

I can't seem to be able to find it now, I saw it on a Hansard page in which an MP requested data on the prosecutions of it; if you're interested, the law (only applying to England and Wales) is section 62 of the Coroners and Justice Act 2009: legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2009/25/section/62

I remember reading Hansard on this about a year ago when I got curious, and there was no opposition to this. Some Lib Dem MP said that mere possession shouldn't be a problem, but then some dude from a children's charity said "ye but ppl become pedos if they have it" and she basically went "lol ok" and now this law exists.

In 2013 some MP wanted it to cover drawings too but as far as I know that wasn't successful.

The law is stricter in Canada. At least two people have been arrested for importing manga/dolls from Japan that appear to show preteen girl bodies. As far as I know, no such law exists in Scotland but they could put one in at any time, wouldn't surprise me in the least. NI has a similar law, supported by various media organisations (including the BBC) and police.

The thing about the tiger costume got the guy convicted (if I recall) but then he was let off because it was revealed that it was a costume and the fucking police hadn't watched the video with sound.

On a tangential topic, Rep. of Ireland has a law against child pornography which makes it illegal to possess pornography in which the person is depicted as being a child, despite not being a child. So even if the actor is over 18, so long as they are portrayed as someone under 18 (such as perhaps in a school uniform etc.) it can be considered child porn and has equal sentencing.

Sorry for lack of sources lads, don't have it at hand atm.

Not according to wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_drawn_pornography_depicting_minors#United_Kingdom

That's not my point though, my point is were told not getting PR would destroy the party, then accepted a coalition agreement that didn't include PR. Suicide for a slightly higher tax-free band isn't an honourable thing. It's not even that I expect them to have done more, to have taken 100% advantage of their kingmaker position - I just expected them to not be so mind-bogglingly stupid as to vote for their own dissolution as a credible political entity. (And if they thought the public would appreciate the "high-principle" of it all, "in the national interest" then they're even stupider than I thought.)

Also of note is that I'm inclined to believe a Peter-Hitchens sort of view - namely that Cameron basically wanted to go along with a more moderate sort of Toryism anyway, and just used the Lib-Dems as an excuse to placate backbenchers. With them out of the picture he then had to deliver on things he never really wanted like an EU referendum.

(If we bring my own views into it, the moment I decided I hope every Lib-Dem burns in hell was when Nick Clegg criticised the Snowden leaks instead of delivering an ultimatum to the extent of "cut this shit out or I bring down the government", because the one thing I'd always held out for with them was civil liberties. Would it have stopped the spying? No, but it'd have washed his hands and drawn attention to the issue. It would've actually shown high-principle.)

You're right about that. I had forgotten about that particular example of disgusting authoritarian boot-licking.

I didn't know about that. I'll just cross Ireland off my list of places to ever visit. Given my fetishes, almost every bit of porn I possess would fall foul of that particular law.

theguardian.com/science/2017/apr/27/lib-dems-shouldnt-count-on-remain-votes-the-data-looks-bleak

what the fuck is happening in britain, it seems only tories are motivated to vote?

bongs are even more classcucked than americans, if you can believe that

vote share != seats, look at pookip's performance in 2015.


don't trust the grauniad. all grauniad columnists are going to gulag soon enough.
besides that, they don't say that remain votes won't go to labour primarily because the grauniad have been sledging labour since before 2015

Must be all that social democracy I'll bet.

Will corbyn quit if he gets the whooping the polls suggest?

dailymotion.com/video/x121ctu_threads-1984-realistic-look-at-nuclear-war_shortfilms
Depressed by the state of Britain? Watch this rosy video showing you how things could've only gotten better if things had gone differently in the mid 1980s…

(Actually, if you want a real hoot watch youtube.com/watch?v=milbW4RDIco on our actual 80s ww3 contingency plans - that fucking councillor still gives me the heebies, he's the last person I'd entrust with power of life and death. Brrr.)

this makes me wonder if some of the high polling for renationalising services is because they appeal to nationalism

do you know what i fucking hate? i hate civility.
people getting in a tiff because you called tories cunts, or as the traditional example - "vermin" - because it's impolite, it's not civil to say mean things about tories even as they dismantle civil society, even as they're killing people or whatever. oh no, if you dehumanize them you're just as bad. same is true of blairites, natch.
you can't dehumanize subhumans. pretty sure that's undialetical, but take away the hate and what would be left at this stage?

goddamn i hate people. this was spurned by reading someone else's conversations, i hate people enough not to talk to them.

The Tories have the elderly vote by the balls and guess who turns out to ote the most?

vote*

Soylent Green when?

However May has not said she is going to triple lock pensions but labour has. This might make elderly centre-ish voters more likely to vote labour wherever or not that will actually make a difference in the areas where it needs to is another matter though. It might help in seats in wales though and could mean the tory's have less votes in the west country (which traditionally have been lib-dem)

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Not with her raping the pension system or some shit. But if the old do vote tory then they deserved to get fucked

Everyone's entitled to vote how they want. Blame the younger generation who want nice things but cbf spending 15 mins of their precious time to vote to get them things. 35% of under 24s voted in the EU ref then complained "they" didn't win.

Corbs follows Phil Greaves m8

Well, we can't expect weaponised autism to understand politics

fuck off to dignitas already grandpa.

yes, i think that's fair.

ime most millenials are apathethic as fuck.
Just because some radlibs are loud about muh privelege theory and so on doesn't mean we care.
most of Holla Forums are millienials ffs.

grandpa your dementia is kicking in again, this isn't 1964 and Harold Wilson has been dead longer than your children have been alive.

If the turnout in the UK for under 40s was the same as it is for the over 60s Corbyn would win.
Old people get catered to with simply because they vote.
You can keep closing your eyes and pretending voting doesn't matter but the people who got Brexit and Trump to happen know differently.

Both Brexit and Trump work for capital. They essentially mediate internal disputes.
Even if you do a Syriza you get schlonged.

Furthermore the habit of declining turnout is multi-generational, and exploring it in a "oh if only the youth voted" fashion is about as worthwhile as exploring the world in a "oh, if only Heath held on in the leadership context and Thatcher died as a nonentity cabinet minister."

Corbyn essentially cannot win anyway, since he lacks control over his own party. How will he get his policies through when 170+ Blairites abstain? Even Tony Blair circa 1997 would have trouble squaring that circle. except he could rely on the Tories.

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The thing is May seems to be doing everything in her power to fuck up. I actually think she can fuck it up enough to at least end up with the same number of seats as she has now.

People always forget this, even the neoliberal Carter got fucked over by this in the States but all Americans remember was that he was an incompetent lefty.

But you forget about the gold standard though (everyone has it seems), stubbornly clinging onto it actually fucked over Labour, ironically enough modern day conservatives think we should bring it back and forget it was one of the major factors that undermined the Labour government of the 70s.

drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view
is a great read if you've got the time.

tl;dr it explains how the buy-to-let meme has let people buy up houses and rent them back to people who could in ordinary circumstances afford to be buying the house itself (because the BTLer can outbid them), but then goes onto show how really most of them are just managing the properties on behalf of the banks, and have very narrow margins for the entire thing to come crashing down. (I forget the exact mechanism, but something like a 1.5% change in interest rates needs a 30% rent hike to keep up, the margins are insane.)

Enter the unexpected hero, George Osborne, who changed the rules about claiming tax relief on mortgage interest (or something) before fucking off, which is the little nip the business model needed to slide from profitable to unprofitable. Cherie Blair (fucking hell, reality is stranger than fiction) represented the BTLers in a court case against the "Tenant Tax" and got BTFO.

Pure schadenfreude from start to finish. Particularly the bit about the portly fellows who own 400 odd shitty houses that the bank is going to get stuck with when the thing implodes.

I like to believe it could kickstart another recession. The Australian property bubble has been predicted to burst by Steve Keen in this year as well.

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Gold Standard collapsed in 1971, didn't it?
(Since the mechanism was currencies pegging to the USD, then the USD to gold, and then in 1971 the USD was no longer convertible to gold.)
I can see Labour clinging to an exchange-rate peg, though. (They did the same in 1964-6 iirc, since they didn't want to be branded the party of devaluation. The pathology this country has towards the value of her currency is fascinating.) and I know capital controls were kept until Thatcher. (I would of course maintain that all countries should have capital controls. At least that way you shackle the bastards to something.)

Keynes was right with the Bancor tbh. Shame nobody ever listens to Keynes.

Is that a real image? Osborne hanging out with "those people"? They're celebrities, right?

So basically what you're saying is, Jeremy Corbyn is Rocky Balboa.

Thanks for the link, its very interesting. One thing though, at the end of the first section the author posits that the crash will have begun to happen before 2017. It's 2017 and as far as I know house prices haven't fallen particularly. Pic related shows change in house prices over past decade, price change has still been positive since 2015.

Could it be that the BTL sector is more resilient than thought? Or are we still on the brink of a crash that could have occurred at any point in the last two years and could happen imminently?

It appears to be real, but I have no context for it. If he's really bombed the BTL sector, though, he'll be the best chancellor since… uh… I dunno, Healey? Healey was okay. Nice eyebrows.


I'm going to hope it's just a collapse pending, maybe even based on some sort of false hope that some signifiers of a downturn are only Brexit related and will improve. IIRC Steve Keen's accurate prediction of the 2008 crisis prematurely suggested 2006, since the tendency is to overestimate the rationality of the market, even when you're witnessing it in a state of irrationality.

Maybe they're holding out for Mummy May being a one nation Tory who'll relax the rules on housing benefit or something, thus letting them jack up rent at taxpayer expense?
(Shame she wouldn't go one further an nick a rent cap, truthfully. What's good for energy…)

Typical British pugilism.
If lolicon is child porn then video games are mass murder. British optimism and inherent overreach are killing the world.

Isn't that one of those oxycleans, like "American Intellectual", "Unpretencious Frenchman" and "Quiet Australian"?

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Certainly not.

t. Zerzan

Are you deliberately missing the point that voting matters or are you saying Corbyn will turn out to be another neo lib?

I'm saying hypothetically if Corbyn was elected, even if he didn't "sell out" he'd be fucked because party discipline has gone to hell. It'd be the 40% rule* every day.

*When a bunch of Labour backbenchers voted with the Conservatives to bugger the first Scottish devolution referendum, ruining the government's policy.

UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

So don't vote for Corbyn because his party's a mess? Should I vote Theresa May instead m8?

I see it is vote Corbyn, but dont expect him to win and even if he did he didnt purge enough so dont expect him to be as left wing as he wants to be (which still isnt really that left wing but comparing it British politics since new labour its left wing)

So stay at home and let the tories win? Thanks for the advice.

No, go out and vote but don't expect the world to change because of it

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Someone check if he follows Unrhue or Pisspig.

I read house prices fell over the last month. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Thanks for making labour into a self-parody of it's own memes. It couldn't have been done without you guys.

opinium.co.uk/political-polling-25th-april-2017/
boi he just broke 30%

Why would you want rich people in?

You guys don't even have to be prompted to display your massive cuckery

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So then Bongs, is there some time frame for any referendums in Scotland and Ulster, preferrably of the independence kind?

Give it a few more years and the Republican Catholic birthrate will over take the Ulster protestant one in Northen Ireland anyways. The loyalist are literally dying out so to speak.

Ireland, fuck knows.
Scotland: SNP want 2018-9, UK Government seem to be at best willing to offer 2021-2.

I'm mildly paranoid that if the SNP lose so much as one seat, it will be portrayed as a disastrous rout that "shows the people of Scotland want the S N P G O V E R N M E N T to G E T O N W I T H T H E D A Y J O B"

The theatre of politics at this stage unironically makes me want to kill myself, it's not even an amateur production, it's painful on every level.
Strong and stable
Coalition of Chaos
Strong and stable
Coalition of Chaos

If they made Thatcher listen to this shit down in the recesses of hell, even I couldn't but feel bad for her.

No, GG does tho

Nice.

Pull the other one!

euronews.com/2017/04/30/conservatives-lead-shrinks-in-latest-polls-ahead-of-uk-election

This is a promising direction…

STEP UP FAM

I'm surprised when I talk to people how many of them would vote for Corbyn, they don't seem to rate him but within a year they are already sick of May.
But there's also a huge retard brigade that actually think Theresa May's majority matters in the Brexit negotiations.

Yes, good little prole! Us rich people are what Drive™ the Economy™! It's all those evil immigrants that are responsible for your problems! Now get back to work, my yacht won't pay for itself!

So are you Bongs really going to have an election soon? Here's some OC for you then.

May is one of the least charismatic prime ministers we have had in a long while and she actively dodges debates, which does not serve her well in polling. However this country is still fucked up to the point that people will vote Tory just because.

there's a certain lucy parsons quote which is very relevant

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_general_election,_2017 you guys might want to look at the 2 latest polls, so you think he can win it?

He even has a Tory name

If I ever hear news from Britain about Corbyn authorizing mass executions and mass graves for Tory members, I will understand completely.

God we can only dream of such a day

anime traps and futa

nice

Looks like that's the most Labour biased poll.

what's with the dick obsession

YouGov has generally reliable numbers.

strange, i could swear the yougov one wasn't there when i made that comment

JEZZA! JEZZA! JEZZA FUCKING CORBYN

hes a Keynsian but never mind

Bernie, Mélenchon, and then it's Corbyn's time to fail. The left never wins, my friends, the left never wins.

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I took a trip to London last weekend, and one late night in the underground, two drunk middle class looking blokes started accosting an old bearded man in the carriage, thinking he was Corbyn. A strange sight. I managed to direct them away from the frightened old man, and we parted soon thereafter with slurred shouts of "All power to the workers!".

Not sure what to feel.

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Fucking based.

Do any comrades know whether there will be mayday stuff in Wakefield/Leeds on the 1st? Been looking at antifa Leeds Resistance Training but it seems like a honeypot (even has a honeybadger pic lmao)

youtube.com/watch?v=UlmddkT8V4k
Jesus Christ, even the children in this country are classcucks!

Proxy and VPN domains.

Corbyn's issue is he's not being himself in order to carry Blairite baggage.

The current situation is like Thatcher vs. Foot and we all know how that turned out.

Brexit is going to destroy Britain's economy so much, it's probably for the best that Labour is not going to win the next election.

sad lads thread

Yeah but muh debunked nuclear deterrent theory is the only thing keeping the UK safe from.... North Korea?

Honestly, Trident is so fucking ridiculous. The arguments for it are ridiculous as well, the only reason it exists is vote buying and misplaced super power nostalgia.

I'll be happy if Labour get around 34-35%, it will put them ahead of where the PLP were in 2015 (30-31%) and absolutely destroy the "unelectable meme" because Corbyn will be literally "more electable" than the PLP has been in the past decade.

What is super depressing about this all though is that these past two weeks are what Labour could have been doing for 2 years if the PLP weren't such a pack of ratfucking shitheads who were intent on running Corbyn into the ground to try force him to quit. The past two weeks have just been non-stop home runs with left wing populism, a huge boost in the polls and this is what it could have been for TWO FUCKING YEARS.

Yes, Corbyn has been incompetent, but the dude has had the majority of his party actively work against him, the media refuse to work with him and the most powerful connected element of his party, Progress, openly brag about destroying his credibility and poll numbers. Imagine if they had united behind Corbyn from day one, taught him the ropes, the situation easily could be reversed right now.

One thing I also really hope to see this election, again with Corbyn either winning or getting like 34%-35%, is those smug neoliberal fuckheads over at /r/LabourUK and /r/UKpolitics get their shitty badpolitics centrist circlejerking get kicked in. The next time I see one of those fuck call New Labour, the party that lost literally an unloseable election "pragmatic" I'm going to lose my shit.

/r/UKpolitics in a nutshell. Yet, funny how this is never the case when bashing the left.

Eh, the EU is a neoliberal shithole. I'm kind of glad to be out of it, although really De Gaulle was right when he said we shouldn't get into it in the first place.
Fundamentally Britain's economy is a joke anyway. I hope it's destroyed, because the only parts of it actually still floating are financial services shit and selling weapons to the Saudis.


I'm interested, what election is that? (2010? Or do you mean their fuckery killing the parties chances in this one.)

It's insanity driving to see people think that Blairism is a trick that can work twice, as though there's just a little political dial that goes from left-to-right like a volume control that parties can tweak at whim. Indeed one valuable thing moving from pure-Socdem to a more socialist viewpoint is that I can now see what Blair actually had that got the media behind him - relative youth and a failing Tory party, yes, but also that his pro-EU stance and unified party were more amenable to the interests of capital, more trustworthy by a long-shot. That was the special sauce that actually made it work - you can't just import that sort of thing, and depending on how capital interests coalesce, sometimes this places you in an impossible position. (Indeed, I've often suspected that due to the brand name, Labour could run on a more right-wing manifesto than the Conservatives and lose, simply because capital interests aren't really there.)

It's one sort of reason I'm overjoyed by the SNP, because their first breakthrough was on Blair's watch in 2007. The other is that the "moderates" have been compromised to the extent that many people couldn't care less about policy, so long as it's Labour and not Tory in power, as though Labour has no purpose but to obtain power - then use it to implement Tory policies. At least the SNP's sole purpose is to use power to obtain independence, even if the justification for independence on the face of it is to get more power at least they've got a tangible goal in the here and now, instead of essentially chasing ministerial cars.

I've had conversations with "moderates" who've unironically suggested to me that we should take the initiative and propose more private involvement in the health service, tossing things out to charity, more "accountability" and the like. Even from a Blairite, I was stunned.

why not keep both out

2015 actually.

Conservatives had so much ammunition against them, the Bedroom Tax fucking alone.

Interracial cuck porn.
I'm not proud of it.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/01/tony-blair-announces-return-politics-hints-starting-new-anti/

Tony Blair says he may be starting a political movement/party. Details are vague, hope he goes SDP 2.0 on the Blairshites.

Brexit really broke him huh

He is a fucking joke. His massive ego complex still hasn't gone and he still thinks people actually listen to him. At least most people in the uk haven't forgotten Iraq. And now he is all butt hurt over Brexit acting like he is going to swoop in and "safe" us

HOW COULD YOU NOT VOTE FOR THIS MAN.

He's so fucking despicably shameless

ayy, ik was vorig weekend ook in londen

But I am though

Blind optimism time. Would such a new party court all the Blairite MPs while the membership who still mostly like Corbyn stick with Labour?

Yes, it would also be the political equivalent of a gulag.

Dutch?

Burger here. Will there be debates between the party leaders before the election?

May declined to debate Corbyn.

Man /r/UKpolitics has to be one of the most infuriating reddit boards in existence.


I honestly just don't get how people can be so smug, yet so fucking stupid.

Because they buy all the received wisdom of modern politics. They believe a "centre ground" exists, that Blair was necessary and made Labour electable, and (tacitly) that Thatcher saved us from being the sick man of Europe. It wouldn't surprise me if all but the most pedantic of their politics students don't know that John Smith existed. (I was going to say forgot, but let's be honest - their average user was in playschool when he died.)

It blinds me with rage. Even if my political evolution basically stopped dead with "read as much about the last Labour government* as possible to figure out what the fuck happened", the degree to which they'll accept neoliberal capitalism is intolerable. If they were at least naive enough to think Post-Keynesianism or something had a chance, it'd be fine, but they don't.

*For reference, that's 1974-1979.

estateagenttoday.co.uk/breaking-news/2017/4/agency-says-some-london-boroughs-seeing-record-low-transactions
youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

I think this is why I dislike them so much. I can put up with chan Holla Forumsyps all day but for some reason, whether it be the people or the format they just make me so annoyed.

What makes it so fucking bad is that they literally think they're the smartest fucks on earth because they think center-right policy wonkery and appeal to moderation is the end all and be all of politics, while shitting on people who, you know, actually understand how ideology or politics actually structurally works.

Good example is how they think media bias and overton is a "conspiracy theory" when you would have to be absolutely fucking retarded to think the mainstream media doesn't only allow a certain range of debate in what is tolerable to it's owners.

Nope, a "conspiracy theory" apparently.

It's absolutely gobsmacking that people could consider it a conspiracy.
I mean, I can push to the limits and assume good faith on the part of the institutions involved, look at structural reasons for them being lazy etc instead of outright propagandists - but to deny the problem itself is to say that water is dry.

Should emphasise: consider it a conspiracy theory

It's reasonable (when you get to impossible porky levels like in the picture, and remember the BBC also churned out "Mr. Heath's quiet revolution" and "Yesterday's men") to posit some sort of conspiracy at work in the corporation. (I mean fuck me, we've got a well known by a newspaper baron to bring down Wilson and reasonable proof of separate ones in military/intelligence circles.) I'm not saying otherwise - just that it's unreasonable to consider it a conspiracy theory to say media bias exists. I screwed up writing that part.

Seeing as Labour is starting to do better in the polls do any of you actually see him winning, or at least a no majority situation.

Tbh it's an absolute shitter of a time to take over the country so I wouldn't be too upset if he just outdid Miliband and got a left wing successor, along with Momentum securing Unite's support and the PLP fucking off with Blair.

But to get another left wing leader of the party a nomination needs at least 15% of MPs to back them, and depending on the outcome of the election that will either be hard, or very hard for a left winger to run for leadership. If they did manage they would win by a large margin probably.

The NEC has essentially royally fucked the members and the party by allowing the Blairites to dodge deselection (the purge everyone that doesn't know how the internal party operates keep demanding) due to the snap election, so if they all tell Corbyn's successor to fuck off they're free to pitch whoever they want. They'll lose all their members and also probably their Union backing and Corbyn will likely become the SDP 2.0. If Corbyn's Red SDP doesn't materialise I'll vote Tory until the end of time just to spite them.

Its a shame that there really isnt any left wing alternative to Labour here. There is the TUSC but thats about it

Don't be retarded, it's FPTP. Every other party is lip service to democracy or a bunch of feckless chancers which will trade their beliefs in for a short career in coalition.

Unless he can get MPs to split off, a Red SDP doesn't seem that great an idea.
The most valuable part of the Labour party is the brand name, if he loses that he'll be a Respect tier irrelevance at best instead of offering a serious vote-splitting choice.

Yeah, that's precisely the problem, when I say "become the next SDP" it's not a ringing endorsement of our diverse democratic system. The unions would probably go with Corbyn, along with the grassroots. It would annihilate Labour as a party and likely the lack of representation would cause serious unrest a decade down the line.

Respect was always "Galloway the party", nothing more nothing less.

Eh, the SDP limp on in the Lib-Dems and can at least say "We topped the polls once!" (never living down "go back to your constituencies and prepare for government!), I can't see the same happening to any real left party. (At best, it could ignominiously fold back into being a labour pressure group.)

To some degree though, my inner bastard would like to see Labour implode without ever forming a government again in the hope people finally realize how useless Blair was. Winning elections means nothing if you do so by burning the party underneath your feet.


I wonder if "Corbyn the party" would be an easier or a harder sale in Islington.

If Corbyn gets forced out at least there's a huge membership of Momentum and Unite that will be pissed off with no representation at the ballot. That's probably better than whatever shitshow the Blairites would give us if we won this time.

anyone else got council elections on thursday?

Yeah. I might go vote. It's like a mega Labour safe seat though so depends how I'm feeling tbqh

post your favourite commissar jezza memes

REMINDER FOR WEST MIDLANDS MANDEM

TOMORROW
VOTE COMMUNIST

Im in a pretty safe labour seat but still am going to vote just to help with the numbers. Even if Labour only loose a hand full of seats the media will be all over Corbyn and it would probably lead to less people voting for him come June.

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-latest-tim-farron-leave-vote-liberal-democrat-campaign-a7715006.html
Top fucking kek

Do British candidates do this where you go to one seat, talk to people and rally them or make a speech and finally make an important policy announcement and move onto to the next seat?

It seems like Corbyn is like some wandering hobo

youtube.com/watch?v=UY7g5ZFrRJY
BASED Robin Day tbh.

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except it was way more left before that

Tfw there will never be a PM like him again.

Wilson is honestly the most fascinating figure to me. It's easy to admire Attlee for the magnitude of his achievements, or Foot and Benn on principled grounds - but Wilson actually strikes that sort of perfect balance between the level of compromise "necessary to win elections*" and having a reasonable list of achievements to his name. Wilson is the leader Blair wishes he was.** In that sort of neoliberal ghost-y way, he managed to take his 3 elections much more decisively - but he didn't manage 4 elections, didn't manage any non-consecutive elections, and didn't achieve anything of note in office except perhaps destroying the labour party. Of course on the left, there's a lot to get mad at Wilson for - I mean personally, no matter what shade of socdem I feel like on a given day I can't believe he threw away the mandate to scrap Polaris. (Even in a militarist attitude, I prefer an independent British deterrent to slaving ourselves to the yanks - especially because we only got Polaris because they tried to sneak us into a dual-key arrangement by cancelling the missile we originally wanted: Skybolt. They did so without consulting us.) But nonetheless, he seems about the best overall figure for representing postwar labour, that mixture of success and failure that works out about drinkable.

*To some degree this is a gigantic meme, one of those obnoxious things that floats around with the right. Still, there's something fundamentally there, something Prime Ministerial about Wilson that just didn't happen in Foot. I should note however that I've actually developed tremendous respect for Foot due to his role as leader of the commons in the late 1970s. It's impossible to imagine Callaghan's administration lasting as long as it did without Foot's abilities in the role, and the idea of Prime Minister Foot isn't as unrealistic as it now seems - he was less than 20 PLP votes behind Callaghan in the 1976 leadership ballot. That he's written off in the public eye on the basis of 1983 (and that people blithely make the Corbyn comparison without any historical context) is another one of those infuriating annoyances of received political wisdom. Benn is good too, but in a way I'm much less attuned to.
**I'm sure Mandelson or some other demon noted rooting through the archives for the 1964/1966 election and loving what they found.

Daily reminder

The thing is, Welson actually did some interesting things with regards to socialism. During the '70s, he nationalised a few factories that were failing and turned over ownership to the people to make them coops: actually a democratic socialist rather than a sewer welfare socialist or a socdem in red clothing. He wa just shafted by the TUC being pricks, the global '70s slowdown and his poor health ending his premiership early; we could have been more like France than America. Ngl though, the TUC fucked a lot of things up for themselves, they got greedy and cucked Britain for 3 decades.

• According to a Labour Party Research Department study of large company reports
in the year ending March 1979, 358 firms gave £1,721,000 to political causes.
£951,000 went directly to the Conservatives; £450,000 went to British United
Industrialists and £144,000 to Industrial councils (which presumably passed almost
everything on to the party centrally or in the areas). £34,000 went to Sir Keith
Joseph's Centre for Policy Studies. The Economic League received £117,000 and
Aims (formerly Aims of Industry) received £18,000 but these bodies followed their
own anti-Socialist lines: a further £6,000 went to other organisations - ''but none of
the large companies in the survey reported any gifts to the Liberal or Labour parties'' -
though one donation of £500 to the Liberals was reported later.

is he our guy?

The Conservatives are campaigning with this.

Is May trying to sabotage Brexit with that paranoid speech she made shit talking the EU?

sounds good to me

rumours about phil the greek are swirling around lads

Lol it's better than "same taxes for you, lower taxes for the rich, more debt to stimulate the ri- I mean the economy" bullshit. It's so ironic that they put these right next to each other because they basically contradict each other.
Who the fuck is the UK fighting? Fuck this ad

I hope her new project fear thing fails, but most likely everyone will believe her regardless of how much she fucks up.

Might pop down the polling station after work just for something to do. Huge Labour stonghold here anyway.

Anything to stop the idea that the media is pushing that there are only 50 Labour voters left. Even if labour loses one council seat the headlines will be all "Labour wiped out" "Tory's rule for ever" ect ect

the media atmosphere here right now is appalling, the attempted cover up over the junker leaks is a disgrace.
can't wait till tories fuck brexit up, if anything sparks a revolution this will be it

The media know though that May is just calling a Election so she can fuck up brexit quickly and then people forget about it but dont nearly report it enough. My hope that if May wins she fucks up Brexit so badly her party (who would be quite over confident in their "mandate" at this point) will start to split.

People are pretty dumb, they see the outward confidence and think it's born out of competence rather than delusion.
Someone who is concerned or perhaps even just thoughtful about the process is considered a traitorous cosmopolitan cuck.

Why are you brits still cucked by the spectacle of elections? In the dutch general nobody cares about it and almost everyone is leftcom or has leftcom tendencies.

which is why you don't have leftcom governments, you just pretend you are leftcoms instead

what did he mean by this?

Debt is currently at an all time high under the conservative government this dosen't even make any sense

what planet is the telegraph on?
behindthepaywallblog.wordpress.com/2017/05/04/conservative-drift-to-the-left-needs-to-be-checked/

Because until 1997 our elections actually had a sense of theatre and dynamism that remains even with advance knowledge of the results. (this time Kinnock will do it!)
There is literally nothing on earth more responsibly exciting than crude CGI of the house of commons combined with Rick Wakeman's "Arthur"

In perhaps the greatest act of symbolism ever the 2001 election (where turnout dropped below 60% for the first time since universal suffrage) didn't use "Arthur", though it returned in 2005, then vanished again for good.
is this the dictionary definition of spectacle?

I'm kind of worried about Scotland, if I'm being honest.

Unionists are growing more fanatical and they're starting to flock to the Scottish Tories, while the SNP is losing momentum. It feels like people here are just taking this thousand year tory brexit reich lying down and there isn't enough excitement or support for independence.

In 2014, a significant majority of working class Scots voted Yes, while most middle/upper class folks voted No. If we want to win next time, does it make more sense to appeal to middle class folk annoyed by brexit but equally annoyed by independence, or No-voting working class folk, who despite being a minority are actually the most fanatical cultural unionists (bordering on ulster proddy tier)?

stop eating pancakes

Obviously middle class folk, although still along pretend social democratic lines.
In simplistic political analysis terms, the ulster-lite types are complete lost causes anyway. They would sooner vote for the CPGB. (Err… Assuming they don't support unification of Ireland, I suppose.) whereas from a broader economic perspective, capital will only let you through the gates if you bend the knee hard enough.

The momentum issue has been concerning me as well. There's nothing worse than being the dog who's finally caught the car, since now even 3 seats lost to the Conservatives can be spun as a complete revival. The reduction in momentum (and the fact most people are dumb enough to fall for memes like le day job.) is concerning. Nonetheless hopefully we can do a Blair* and slip out with our tails between our legs

*i.e. be in the right place and the right time for European capital to anoint us. Scotland as a small country leaving the UK to one side of capital while being taken aboard by another.

What a depressing prospectus. I mean, I still think - know - that for a variety of reasons independence is the correct path, but the sort of unabated optimism that ran from the second debate to the 2015 election (with one blip of suicide watch and wishing for fire and brimstone) is never going to come back, is it? not even with independence…

;)

Yeah, that's kind of what I've been suspecting. A recent poll put out suggested that 41% of Scots support independence in Europe, 10% favour independence out of Europe and 48% want to retain the UK post-brexit. However, when that got broken down into simple Y/N voting intention, it works out 45% Yes to 55% No. Clearly, the issue of Europe is divisive for ScotNats too, and I'm not convinced the SNP have found a way of navigating this yet without alienating their working class, rural and eurosceptic blocs.

I'm not sure they can win over enough middle-class/professional No-Remainers even if they pivot to a completely neoliberal, managerial vision of "independence in Europe", by which time the movement would have become completely bourgeois and soulless like Catalonia's. Unlike Catalonia, Scotland's indigenous bourgeoisie are practically extinct, and what remains of it is fervently anti-independence. The kind of voter's we'd need to win over are JK Rowling-ite Scottish Labour voters, Lib Dem europhiles and even the odd consumer of Ruth Davidson's diet toryism.

My own ideal situation is an iScotland having a single market, non-CAP non-CFP, non-customs union relationship with europe similar to Norway in EFTA, hopefully with a schengen opt-out as well (to avoid borders with England). Failing that, I'd grumble and accept full-EU membership (no matter the circumstance, voting No isn't an option anymore).

When you live in a Tory safe seat with a 16000 majority

I think fundamentally the problem will be one of impression, independence will need to be seen as something of a fait accompli without doing so to such a degree as to cause a massive unionist pushback or notable "yes" apathy. (how to create that impression is a difficult question, but it should weaken the idea that a neoliberal policy program is necessary.) things staying at 45/55 doesn't concern me as much as it probably ought to given the magnitude of the swing that was available last time. a fraction of that performance again and you limp over the finishing post, especially if you can get unionists to stay home.

I'd be lying if I said I had anything other than flagrant contempt for anti-EU pro-independence types who can't see the value in a "leave the UK first" strategy (i.e. those who would vote "no" to the question "should scotland be an independent country" in the even the second white paper plan was to join the EU.) At least proper unionists are honest. Truthfully I'd take independence in any form, including outside the EU. Everything is negotiated around that point. (There's genuine belief that it matters and will lean more lefty than the UK, of course, but theoretically everything being identical to now including direction of travel - but with a saltire - would be an improvement, if only for exorcising the shame of 2014.) I've become increasingly anti-EU as an institution, but membership itself doesn't seem here or there on the kind of timescale i care about.

20k here, and the seat has been tory for literally 100 years

I disagree. It took two decades of Thatcherism for Scottish support for devolution to crawl up from a tepid 51% in 1979 to 79% in 1997. I can't see support for independence going up so tremendously in a much shorter amount of time (just 2019) unless mummy may does something drastic like take us out of the ECHR or directly enter a boots-on-the-ground war against Assad alongside Trump (which would also help us bc oil prices would shoot up)

It's the campaign itself that matters, independence was as low as 30% for decades - even under Thatcher - but then the campaign happened up to 2014 and there was a swing to 45%, in ideal circumstances (i.e. with project fear on our side, the UK's Brexit projections sliding into the abyss, combined with an optimistic vision going forward, against a dire, mismanaged Tory campaign* and no illusions about the future of the UK.) eeking another 6% out of it shouldn't be impossible. (Possible thought: Get the dedicated Labour unionists so depressed they just stay home?)

A worrying qualifier would however be that the SNP's peak vote was 50% (or 49.95% or whatever it was who really cares, it spends an extra hour in that ball-pit.) in 2015 however, with the 2011 and 2016 results both being ~45% (although accepted wisdom is that the constitutional question is somewhat detached and some pro-independence types still vote Labour or Liberal and some anti-independence types still think the SNP are the only credible party.)

*Possible worry here - I'll need to finish reading "project fear" to actually come to any conclusions - that the Tories bus up people who know what they're doing from London instead of letting incompetent Scottish Labourites take the lead. Better Together were staggeringly incompetent and it's not to be taken for granted this will happen again, although the Scottish Conservatives truthfully hit me as an overhyped band of losers worse than pre-collapse Scottish Labour, so maybe we'll be lucky.

Actually, interesting data here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_devolution_referendum,_1979#Opinion_polling
Leads me to wonder if the incumbent government's support was the kiss of death for devolution in 1979. (Well, the 40% rule would've doomed it anyway, but the margin narrowing from 1978 - when Labour briefly lead in the opinion polls again - to the final month of the government's tenure.)

My recollection is certainly that the "no" campaign was as well financed - if not better - than the "yes" one. (I mean certainly the two easiest to find materials show clear difference, in colouring, print quality, etc.)

The general consistency of design amongst the right side of history (err… "people who are for things.") is an interesting thing unto itself, particularly between the "yes yes" and "yes" campaigns. The final picture confuses me. The fearmongering (Thatcher replacing Callaghan for the most obvious) and date make it the 1979 referendum, but Labour only introduced the rose in the 1980s, didn't it? (It could always be fake…)

If they had to do ship folk up here, the whole thing would stink to high heaven of imperialism from south of the border and it would backfire spectacularly. The credibility of "Better Together" relied on the fact that its grassroots were organic Scottish activists and leaders, and that there was voting No wasn't a denigration against Scottish national pride - in this sense it demonstrates how successful the SNP had been in forcing the other camp to defensively cling to the idea of Scottishness as a mask for legitimacy.

Ruth Davidson is the only person in SCon who isn't a lightweight clown utterly devoid of political acumen, which is why the party is essentially a cult of personality around her now. It was SLab in 2014 which took them out of Scotland's political wilderness for the sake of holding onto 40 or so safe seats - that this has backfired so spectacularly fills me with schadenfreude every time I remember that miserable year (even if the end result is the Stormontification of Holyrood).

However, she's also too polarising to successfully lead another "No" campaign as the front leader. Apparently the unionists are trying to make the next iteration of the campaign led by non-politicians.

As much as I have a distaste for SNP, I'd be glad if they could take the Glasgow council seat today, if just to spite the moronic labour council in place currently.

My constituency is a race between SNP and Tories, previously being occupied by Labour before their plummet into irrelevance.

Aberdeen South? East Renfrewshire?

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Anyone else feel Jeremy might somehow pull this off?

I mean, that's how I took Better Together. Even the Scots generally gave me an impression of some sort of cringe, almost of some sort of Englishness. (I'll spare some long treatise on this, because it's not particularly intended as an insult. It's a palpable impression more than a personal judgement. Nations are strange things, and we've got the cringe.)

The NI comparison seems too convenient. After all, Holyrood is actually governable and hasn't gotten anyone killed.
The Scotland In Union bunch of ""non politicians"" with deep-pocketed pals?


I regard a hung parliament as on the far outside of possible, which is as close as I'll ever get to optimism. (The Lib-Dem surge that could bring this about doesn't seem to be materialising though, nor do Theresa May's android programming malfunctions seem to be having the necessary impact on her standing in the polls. I blame the press, mostly in the hope that through some abstract invisible wish-genie they'll suffer greatly for their uselessness in another life. And this one.)

Every time I cross our abomination of a "parliament house" I feel like punting Dewar, New Labour and the Spanish architect cunt who lumped this monstrosity on us, which we'll have to call our chamber of government even if we become independent. Should have just gone for the building that James I abandoned.

No, like with celebrities n shit

God, I swear "Better Together" 1.0 was literally the blueprint for every disastrous campaign that followed ever

twitter.com/ryxnf/status/860088591988477953

haha you could tell the journo thought she was gonna insult Corbyn too and was craving the scoop

Sir Keith Joseph was the chief spokesman of the toughminded.
He frequently distinguished between the common
ground, the area on which there was general agreement between
the parties and which most voters accepted, and the middle
ground, a point mid-way between the policies of the two main
parties. His complaint was that Labour gave a turn of the ratchet
to Socialism each time they were in office and that this was
then accepted by the next Conservative government with the
new position being enshrined as a 'consensus'. As each Labour
government moved to the left, enacting collectivist and egalitarian
policies, and Conservatives moved to the centre, so the
middle ground increasingly moved away from them. This line
of analysis certainly impressed Mrs Thatcher and emboldened
those who looked for a more radical Conservatism.

>Sir Keith Joseph pointed out why Blairism was a fools game in the 1970s except being stupidly wrong in context since the actual trend was that each successive Labour administration was less radical than the last, with the dying days of the Callaghan administration being outright neoliberal.

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For better or for worse, it is not his style. He thinks that if he talks to people about the issues in a bland and methodical way they would listein. They usually don't

What are people views on the local elections. So far UKIP is dead, Torys got most of there votes and Labour is doing badly but not too badly. It will be interesting how Scotland goes as the Lib dems, Labour and Torys are all targeting Scotland now the SNP have more or less total control.

Nothing unexpected really so far. Wouldn't have been surprised to see the lib dems do a bit better but thats about it.

I expected them to do better too, at least in the south west where they used to be strong, but they haven't declared in Devon and Cornwall so who knows. They have started counting in Scotland which will be interesting.

bbc.co.uk/news/topics/8201e79d-41c0-48f1-b15c-d7043ac30517/scotland-local-elections-2017


Kill me

We are all fucked 1000 years of Tory rule ect ect (May will fuck up brexit but the media will somehow spin it on her side)

That vids awesome. I love all the triggered conservatives also, the intolerant left now supports spitting on people blah blah blah. Is this crazy victim complex the right has a new thing? I don't remember it being quite so irritating before.

In forced optimism, they're still miles behind the SNP and neck-and-neck with Labour (albeit with much different trajectories.)

Being a victim is pretty much the sole way to claim legitimacy these days. No matter how powerful you are, your ideology is just one slight away from being genocided.

I'm just waiting out for the London housing bubble to pop along with finally leaving the E.U hopefully the economy crashes and the tory party is caught up in the mix. But i'm just being hopeful

how did unelectable man do today lads?

Ok tbh.
Lost 6 Councils. 3 became NO Overall Control. 2 became conservative and one became independant.

LOL

dammit ignore the top part of >>1642058 , i started a shitpost which i didnt finish and then accidentally posted it.

Not that bad tbh, Labour have been taking a thrashing from both outside (expected) and within (which they need to fucking quit doing immediately). May was a cunt calling it so quickly, we need to deselect Blairites but the NEC have stopped us because of the timeframe. Fuck Lil' Thatcher tbqh.

some of these people voted for the tories yesterday.

just let that sink in.

is scotland ulster-tier now?

the SNP didn't try to fire a mortar at theresa may from the back of a van, so not really.
(the IRA were pretty mad lads at times, weren't they?)

no, but in the last two weeks unionist extremists have sent 4 suspicious packages to various SNP offices and MPs, including anthrax envelopes and crude fertiliser explosive. Tbh I'm hoping scotnats get a bit edgier this time.

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What did everyone think of this bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-39835429/marr-questions-mcdonnell-on-marxism
Is he our guy if Corbyn fails

McDonnell has always been the brains behind Corbyn and is infinitely more based. But the role of chancellor suits him more than that of PM still he'd likely make a better PM than Corbyn.

When Corbyn fails its likely the blairites will re-take the party and any further attempts to drive it left will be futile. There isn't really anyone good in Labour that is left-wing and charismatic. Even if there was the media would destroy them.

nah probably a compromise candidate will be chosen to quell the Corbynistas. Probably Clive Lewis

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39830113

What will Scotland do?

U B I
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I'm a member of the Labour Party and I'll definitely vote Clive Lewis when he's put up

Pray Jeff Bezos to build some dystopian sized amazon hub there like Wales did?

blame england

Was doing some training shit at work and there was some shoehorned shit in where I have to write about "what new British values have I learned in the last two weeks" and what ways have I learned to reduce radicalisation.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

I was about to post that
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/exclusive-jeremy-corbyns-left-wing-labour-manifesto-leaked/

I just saw a Sky news interview with a college student, who was happy about the tuition fees, and then expressed disappointment about Corbyn.

Why the fuck are brits so classcuked? holy fuck. Corbyn's manifesto sounds like the better offer for people in several industries, but not one of them is going to vote for it.

forget the communist manifesto, corbyn's manifesto is where it's at

he's fookin unelectable innit I 'erd he's in the IRA

This is why I prefer continental European politics.

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How do we solve the Eternal Anglo problem, Holla Forums?

Clarification for any non-Bongs: was there ever a time when a snap election was refused?

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Start investing in industrial automation companies.

Had the radio on heading into work today and they were talking about the manifestos on the news. Went a bit like
There must be something wired differently in any working class persons brain that votes tory.

But the way they say it makes it sound ridiculous.
the british working class are bunch of fucking cucks, do the rich care where the money comes from when we bail out their assets? do they fuck

Clearly not bankrupt enough to stop spending on nukes that we will only ever use to kill millions of innocents in mutually assured destruction.

Exactly, if Trump told May tommorrow she's going to war they'd find the money, same place they find all their money, in the printer at the BoE.
These fags think they're economic gurus by pretending to care abou the deficit and don't even know that much.
Every cunt off the street is an expert on free trade deals and the PSBR nowadays

Hopefully they will vote for that shit

listening to britcucks shit on corbyn lads, jezza's done a runner from some pr event lol
sadiq khan's trying to defend him
lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

lets hope that the housing bubble in london collapses and May fucks up Brexit so the Torys becoming the unelectable ones and pray Labour goes further left instead of going back to Blair era left of center neoliberalism

Rolled 3, 2, 2 + 4 = 11 (3d4)
HIS POWER LEVEL WAS NEVER HIDDEN.

Mate if Corbyn goes, next up is Clive Lewis: who is a solid Demsoc and a vet [so if people say he isn't patriotic he can show them his uniform]. 2022 victory is pretty much ensured.

The Trade Union and Socialist coalition have stood aside to endorse Corbyn: Jezza C, breaking leftist sectarianism since 2015.

Hopefully meatspace reflects the rising tide

I am 90% sure this was a deliberate act by someone pro-Corbyn to gain publicity ad quickly change anything that might be negative. Well it's worked, we will see in the polls in the coming days if there is any shift northwards of the 30-31% mark they are at nw (which was their score in 2015).

Also, the manifesto includes a pledge to "end arms sales to Saudi Arabia". That alone would make me vote for anyone tbh.

Ignorant burger here, is this common?

Yeah, that's what it's called over here.

Keep rollin' Corbyn

Yeah, they're called Manifestos because they tend to be leaflets or pages of what they intend to do. They actually have constitutional significance because it is a convention that hte lords do not oppose a proposal that is in a manfiesto. Thank you Lloyd George for that one.

This country deserves what it will get, there's no reason to vote May other than being a total ignorant twat.

If I hadn't lacked internet for the last few days and been forced into reading my PDF backlog instead, I probably wouldn't have the mental fortitude to survive this. I've already been reduced to saying "classcuck" aloud.

I bet any amount of money that the manifesto will be
A) The most left wing in British politics since at least 1992
B) By my standards, lukewarm social democracy in a cracked mug, but derided in the press as 1983-manifesto-meets-1984.

After all, the state can't run railways and energy companies, market forces, doesn't work, invisible hand… that's why we need to get the subsidiaries of state owned companies from Europe to run our services.

Nothing fills me with joy like the prospect of sea level rises finally erasing this mistake of a country.


Even an ignorant twat could vote for their local independent bonkers nutcase string-em-up candidate and help nudge them towards keeping their deposit.

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I'm not ready for the 1000 year Toryeich. Wake me up when it's over.

It may be over v soon, the next few days will show if the manifesto makes any difference: my money is that it will.

Yeah but why would I vote for someone to save my kid 50 grand in tuition fees when he's got a weak voice and likes gardening, huh? Ever think of that? Leftards BTFO.

Keep rollin' Corbyn

How hard is it to get a job as some kind of organiser in a party anyway?
Sometimes I think I'm becoming so detached from politics that it'd be kind of nice to just give up and take a paycheque to read opinion polls or something, election victory or defeat mattering more as terms of the game than for wider political implications because fuck it, I'm getting paid either way.

(It's not really a task I could do, but fantasies of nepotism yielding easy employment with paper thin leftist credentials will never go away. Just like me, from a bedroom in my parents house. Or something.)

How many of you think this was done on purpose to try and draw attention away from Labour being "unelectable" bullshit

Well we kind of depend on the mass media for it, don't we? How much or how little time they give it (not to mention the spin, of course) will make it or break it.

Kinda hope so solely because thats a pretty interesting political strategy.

Thoughts on the 5 minute man himself; 'Sargon of Akkad' finally coming out in his true colours and supporting the Tories?
It surprises me how this guy can still call himself anti-establishment when he constantly sucks up to May on twitter. What a joker.

youtube.com/watch?v=B3-FyfK5UIM

He can't fucking read an article why anyone takes him seriously is beyond me

Fuck him man, Brexit burnt away his brain.

Well, I can infer enough from that alone to know which person of akkad I hope dies in a horrible motor vehicle accident or chip pan fire this year.

ideally the fire thing, fire's great.

Maybe Corbyn has a chance of winning the election after all. I thought we stopped this nonsense with Wilson…

I could understand his exasperation over Corbyn's mindboggling (and probably sincere) shilling for mass economic immigration, and to an extent even Corbyn's (obviously tactical) waffling over free trade/the EU, but what really got me was his scaremongering about "terrorism" by Trots to directly smear Corbyn as one step from Lenin and go on a rant about Bolshevik dictatorship.

The first time he spazzed out about this, it was LITERALLY attentionwhoring scaremonger stories in The Guardian from a female Blairite Labour MP about how she'd gotten "death 'threats'" on the internet. Even if you ignore that Sargon's experience throughout GG had been peppered with debunkings of this exact nonsense tactic every week since 2014, just the previous week, he had (correctly) dismissed the assassination of a female MP by a right-wing lunatic as the act of a crazed loner, and attempts to link the act to UKIP as irresponsible.

The incredible hypocrisy, taking every lazy smear he'd spent years fighting in GG, and gulping them down whole when the target is evil brocialistStalinist Corbyn. It's beyond comprehension.

linky or you stinky

does anyone frequent less leftist uk websites?
how do discussions about the election go?
are you trying to turn people towards corbyn?

Corbyn came too soon, but also he's not the strongman personality we need.
If Labour was led by a straight talking rugged looking working class tankie they'd win by a mile, (at least with the women and twinks)
Corbyn needs to find that guy and not let the Blairites wrestle back control.
I hate to say it but it should be someone already in the public eye.

keep rollin' corbyn

I'm afraid this is end of the line for the left-wing of the Labour party. If Corbyn fails, the centrists will rollover the party machinery to prevent future left takeovers.

Corbyn is 10-15 points behind. Literally would take a miracle. Let's hope the manifesto does it job. Then again, I have no hope for classcucked brits.

Try a local Momentum group first.

A month is a long time in politics, during an election it is an eternity.

If only…

youtube.com/watch?v=edicDsSwYpk

Are there any good political commentators for britbong politics, YouTubers, radio, podcasts etc.? Like a Jimmy Dore for the UK?

Comparison between Jezza and Foots policies

bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39872189

Liz Kendall really is an irredeemable Tory, isn't she?

Saw her on This Week last night and she wouldn't say Labour could win on their draft manifesto, which irritated me more than if she'd just said she didn't think it could win. (This dancing around the point, implying rather than saying what you want to say is the single worst part of Blair's legacy.)

Which brings me to another thing, I really like this video: youtube.com/watch?v=qWZoN-WIEvk
Callaghan just tells Day to fuck off and stop trying to ask the question. No "What I say is this", no "Well, the real question is…", he just says "No, you're not going to get me to comment on that, stop putting the question or the interview is off."

Wilson was even better: youtube.com/watch?v=1OjGjHFGO3s
DID YOU PUT THAT QUESTION TO MR. HEATH? WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THE MONEY TO BUY YACHTS? YOU PUT THAT QUESTION TO HIM, YOU CAN PUT IT TO ME.


Truthfully the 1983 manifesto doesn't even seem that bad to me the more time I spend on it.
I can see why it was a political mess (although a highly exaggerated one. Even if they just reprinted "The Labour way is the better way", a moderate socdem manifesto, they'd have been gutpunched in 1983.) although to some degree it's also the fact that I would regard turning Britain into a command economy on the verge of collapse* as preferable to neoliberalism - at least it would be grey, at least people would know their lives were a bit shit. (Even though the state would actually provide them with housing and food and employment, meaning in many ways society would be better off than now.)
*I must emphasise that's not what the manifesto would do, but "even if it did" i'd endorse it wholeheartedly.

Also what a fucking indictment of the illusion of progress in this country:
34 years have passed and the situation hasn't improved.

British voters overwhelmingly back Labour’s manifesto policies, poll finds

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-manifesto-poll-voters-back-policies-jeremy-corbyn-latest-a7731536.html

Income tax increases and improved workers rights are among proposals strongly supported by the public, survey shows

Poll shows people LOVE Labour's manifesto policies - but don't rate Jeremy Corbyn as a Prime Minister

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/poll-shows-people-love-labours-10404216

This is the original link to the survey itself.

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If you want some cheerful optimism on Corbyn, it's worth remembering that Thatcher was miles behind Callaghan in terms of "Who would make a better Prime Minister?" in 1979.

I don't share that optimism, but it's a useful note. Particularly if they can get Theresa May to crack in some way or another. (This was Labour's plan in 1979, a long election campaign with the hope that - under pressure - Thatcher would drop her manufactured persona and get angry and mean, pushing away the housewives she was trying to court.)

Not really, our comedians tend to attack all sides despite their political leanings (Ian Hislop is centre right but he tears the tories apart on a regular basis for example), but there is this bloke:
youtube.com/user/tomwalker78

amerifat here. Is labour still fucked? Haven't looked into it since the elections were called.

People say one thing then vote for another.

OFFICIAL BRITLEFTYPOL DISCORD
discord.gg/rykxAB6

is every mod a furry on this one too?

Tbh we need to make some memes of this, advocating first strike is Goldwater Tier.

no they're weebs

>China, India and the DPRK all operate a no first use policy

Eastern european here, what does it mean? Can't any citizen old enough vote unless he is registered?

No you have to be registered in your area to vote or they won't let you into the polling station

MAJOR CYBER ATTACK ON NHS

bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

What does this mean lads?

That's fucked up. What is """logic""" behind it? Trying to look like "good democracy" because of ignoring apathetic citizens?

Prevent people from voting more than once in multiple areas, alot of people are too lazy to get registered like students and other young people

probably nothing, spanish and portuguese telecoms were attacked as well

TFW The british people are W O K E.

Yeah but Corbyn wears jumpers knitted by his mum

I'd love to see what the percentages would be in the USA

They'll still vote tory because the aristocracy are responsible and that's what you're supposed to do.

Looks like you didn't see the poll on which party has the better policies

Anyone have the webm of Corbyn talking about the fat cat tories and his mums jumper?

Not webm but: youtube.com/watch?v=wZsYvkTw4Rg

theguardian.com/society/2017/may/12/hospitals-across-england-hit-by-large-scale-cyber-attack

I bet this was all a plot by the conservatives so they can increase their Orwellian bullshit under the guise of """security"""

Why don't you guys think Corbyn will do well in the election? I remember a lot of posts saying the labour party was bigger than ever when he first became leader

Membership doesn't equal popular support

First Past The Post election system + membership numbers not being reflective of how well a party will do because the demographics are different + regular opinion polls (while polls are intended to lead opinion as much as to reflect it, they're probably in the right ballpark with predicting a Tory lead, people are classcucked as fuck.)

Corbyn's been shilled hard on these boards, but most of the country are unimpressed as they only care about slogans and personalities rather than policies.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

twitter.com/limitless_josh/status/862694769457319936

what a beautiful moment
how can you hate this man

Most British people are complete retards who will just vote for whoever they are told to vote for. While we care about his policies, they will only care that he rides a Chairman Mao-style bicycle and canceled Christmas.

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edition.cnn.com/2017/05/12/health/uk-nhs-cyber-attack/

Some observers commented on the extent to which this election went further than its predecessors in being conducted as a media event rather than an argument. Mrs Thatcher in particular spared no trouble to help the photographers. She was shown waving her shopping basket, or swinging a broom in one factory and tasting tea in another or, in the most extreme and most satirised case, cuddling a new-born calf, which in fact she held for 13 minutes till every cameraman was satisfied. A visit to an old people's home in Paddington was dominated by media equipment: the room contained six Japanese television crews. As the election went on, objection was taken to this packaging. An informed article by Adam Raphael, 'The Selling of Maggie', appeared in the Observer on April 22, and reporters more and more often made snide remarks about the pseudo-events devised for their benefit, and about Saatchi and Saatchi.

On the Labour side Jim Callaghan professed reluctance to involve himself in synthetic events. He explained his distaste for the demands of the media: 'It's not my style. If I do [what they want], I'll sound as phoney as she does.' He also remarked 'The voters don't want to see you cuddling a calf. They want to be sure you're not selling them a pig in a poke.' He often spoke sharply to the press as they crowded around him during his walkabouts. But his aides saw to it that he was photographed talking to apprentices in a railway workshop and to old people in a home for the retired; he was also shown attending Easter services with his grandchildren.

David Steel, travelling with his somewhat unreliable 'battle bus', managed to get himself photographed sympathetically in good settings. But he was accused of manipulating outdoor encounters into narrow streets so that he always seemed to be in a thronging crowd.

do you feel in charge?

Cheers. Always cheers me up.


I'd love a chat down the pub with him over a few pints. I wonder what someone further left could get him into if the cameras weren't rolling.


Unfortunately this is what effects the opinion of a lot of voters.

Shitlibs gotta shitlib

I just had a thought: Can I justify my emotional preference for good systems over good results with the fact you can't actually disentangle the two?
The thought was spurred by the (probably spurious.) claim that free tuition has reduced working advancement in Scotland relative to the UK's fees-but-loaned situation. Regardless of outcomes, I would consider fees an anathema. Normally one could cut the gordian knot with increased funding, but given the situation of the Scottish parliament (even with tax powers, "it has a fixed or declining budget" is still basically how it operates in practical terms.) that's not really the case.

But if you look at it systematically, symbolically, whatever, free tuition is as much an ideological statement as it is a method of social progression: Education should be free. And when you re-enforce that as a social message, it should help to build up an intuitive feeling of "how things ought to be" or "what's normal" against the market-preference idea that education is an investment, with the end result of that line of thinking being "so if they want a loan, they can take one out under standard market terms and risk repossessions of property, etc." , while the outcome focused model might work on paper the realities of Blairism have generally been dismal compared to those of the "institutional" model of the original welfare state. (And much easier for the Conservatives, once back in power, to dismantle.) Maybe in those terms, the slightly lower throughput is worth more than the risks of the "let's ask the private sector for help" model.

I mean ultimately I'm willing to admit that there's a sort of immature kernel of my politics that says "heads I'm right, tails you lose anyway because I don't like your face" and views it as a zero-sum game. Free tuition is good because I like free tuition and people who don't like free tuition are bad, and don't you know there was no pressing need to impose tuition fees in the first place and (it goes on like this), but if there's a semi-coherent justification for signposting societal intentions at the cost of some of the mythology of social mobility, that's great. (I mean, I can't admit to being a bastard in public.)

Unrelated but it's also hit me with another thought about the British class system and how strangely, I kind of like it: The way your accent, etc, used to be much more important, give you away as a commoner. It still sort of lingers in the background a little bit, but it's one of those things that helped signpost that social mobility was a cheap lie. You could take the money and give it to the proletariat, but you couldn't get him into that golf club… But then the nouveau-riche got their man in power. (She was a woman.) Now there's nothing to stop the lie of social mobility. You could be just like the Queen, if you just work hard enough…


i think blair's book actually said it's a pretty useless shibboleth since some working class people care a lot about it too because they make mad dosh selling to the poshos, but that doesn't really matter because they're fun. particularly when you use something cute and neutral like a fox instead of something controversial like a social grouping that isn't class.

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I'd be surprised if more than a handful of proles actually profited significantly from fox hunting. By its very nature it's a niche activity engaged in by the 0.1%.

I think the gist of it was that the handful is rather localized, plus you need proles to help deal with the dogs, horses, routes, etc and generally provide the 0.1% with comforts.

Or maybe Blair said the great unwashed like to tear fluffy animals apart too. I didn't actually finish the book…

youtube.com/watch?v=4NB3neSNfmg
I have an inexplicable soft spot for Heseltine.
(Incidentally the word at which you should immediately want to set fire to everything and start campaigning for John Major is "neoclassical", Ed Balls always was a wrongun…)

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I wonder how many fellow britbongs there are on this board. You reckon its closer to 10, 50, or 100? I'm gonna go with 10.

Monday 26 July
Talked a bit to Nick Jones of the BBC at the House of Commons who agreed that Kinnock was basically a student politician. He, Peter Mandelson, Charles Clarke and Jack Straw were sectarian student in-fighters, and Smith is so much better.

Wednesday 28 July 1993:
Meeting of the Labour Party NEC,
When we came to the Education Green Paper, the really big debate turned out to be on higher education. Claire Ward, the Young Socialist, said that students were very worried because there was a phrase in it which suggested we might move towards student loans, rather than student grants. And Gordon Brown said this would be open to misinterpretation, and would give the impression that Labour was shifting its opinion.
John Smith said he was also anxious; he said there might be another scare about a graduate tax.
Then Neil Kinnock said that, despite thirty years of opposition to the idea of student loans, 'I have now come to realise that loans must be part of the debate.' There was Kinnock, preparing for another U-turn; he does a U-turn on everything.
Then Ann Taylor said that grants to all students couldn't be sustained. Clare Short remarked that student loans were not very good, and Diana Jeuda said, 'Just leave it.' Kinnock said we must face the facts.
I said, 'I do think our purpose in publishing this is to restate our commitment to education, to attract the right support. Some people seem to be suffering from ministerialitis, even though they've never been Ministers.'
This one was absolutely as a body blow to Kinnock and he looked most miserable. Anyway, I said I agreed with John Smith and we ought to be cautious about it.
Smith said we should shorten and clarify this passage, and Prescott said, 'Neil Kinnock says we can't raise tax, but why not? What's wrong with that? If it's necessary to do it, we'll do it.' Kinnock looked as sick as a dog.

Tony Benn, Free at Last: Diaries 1991-2001, p.194-5

Interesting that Kinnock (yesterday's man) was more Blairite than John Smith (Man of the hour.)
The way they managed to get him to sell out at every juncture still fascinates me. Baron Kinnock, you are an odd one.

What a load of anti illectual shite, "ooh get him, he went to uni and said some big words, now he thinks he's smart and better than us" but good enough if you're preaching to the converted and have an image of authority.

*anti intellectual

Talking about Heseltine's speech. I guess it wasn't just anti-intellectual, it was the sneering toffs saying "you might have the qualifications and the knowledge, but you'll never be one of us"

There's 1100 leftypol users, I'd guess 100 of them are brits

I dunno, I think it's fair enough given it's economic gibberish he's quoting. It really is clear as mud. (Although ironically from a Tory perspective it should be praised, because what it amounts to in plain English is "We the undersigned members of the Labour party hereby surrender to your economic worldview.")

Then again I'd probably take a shine to Thatcher herself if she said the word "neoclassical" in a disapproving enough tone.

Yeah I noticed belatedly.
I was going to say it's interesting because individually I'd say it was anti-intellectual in one way, but in another I'd regard it as totally fine because the "Intellectual" thing he's talking about (mainstream economic theory) essentially has the same value as being fluent in alchemy so it's above board to completely disregard those educated in it, and I really do mean that in quite a cruel way because I would consider all methods appropriate for making neoclassical economics just go away, even if learning utter nonsense does still take a good brain. (which is in many ways the real tragedy of it. one thing i recall is a footnote somewhere that some of the greatest mathematical minds on earth do the risk models for banks and investments, even though these models basically have no relation to reality. instead of solving real, practical problems they're getting paid to play oracle…)

Though I also almost like sneering toffs, since they recognize a sort of innateness to it, the value of birth or other arbitrary factors (even if they then spook this into some idea of genetic superiority of the upper classes). "You'll never be one of us" is much better than "Anyone can be one of us with hard work, and if you're not us you're lazy and your suffering is your fault." on some level. It's a shame America has been largely successful in hollowing it out, or at least quieting it down.
(In relation to my gaffe I suppose Benn is interesting the other way: Starting as a toff by birth and trying to become one of us.)

Endogenous growth theory is not neoclassical though….

idpol libs eating this up

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He prefixed it with neoclassical, and his policy record as chancellor speaks itself* so it's all good. (Or as I originally typed in my dazed state: not good.)
Though in the spirit of intellectual honesty, on googling it I do find it's generally quoted as post-neoclassical from Brown himself. In the spirit of intellectual murkiness, endogenous growth theory doesn't seem incompatible with "neoclassical economics" as I would define it, casting a very wide net that would encompass most so-called Keynesians and so on instead of just the clinically insane chicago-schoolers. Better to overshoot than undershoot… (Ooh, analogy! Neoclassicals are evil zombies and any synthesis with neoclassical…ism… infects you! yeah!)

*I should emphasise that while I'm saying he was a shitty neoliberal and deserved the tragicomic effect of getting the premiership just tin time for it to implode in his hands, I'm not saying he caused the financial crisis or spent too much like most people, those neoclassical bastards… *gun cocking*

A lot of caption with this pics is about empowering or amplifying women's voices though

what's he holding?

THE MASK

NEW THREAD

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Do you understand what a cyclic thread is? We don't need a new one.

what's wrong with that?

More focused on the gender of the speaker for tbh. Not many focus on the "Amplifying the people's voice" aspect

Corbyn's giving a hand to a comrade, I don't really care overmuch if people who think more about feminism in terms of gender relations than economic ones want to make a thing out of it.

Woke up to find #CurseTheToryParty trending

Did Brit politics get uncucked? Am I dreaming?

twitter.com/hashtag/CurseTheToryParty

if it gets them out to the polls for labour who gives a fuck

papa corbyn is irresistible.

Things are looking up, not great at the moment but the Wales breakdown showed 43% share for Labour there for opinium. Also, 32% is the highest share since the second leadership challenge.

Although, Scotland is set to get 11 new tory seats from an Ashcroft poll with 3k samplées.

That isn't a blue haired qt. You're thinking of this.

How does he do it

What do you think is the least classcucked area in the UK?

Liverpool.

This, Manchester or Glasgow.

Does anyone have this smug Corbyn, without the Daily Mail bullshit.

it's very memeable

Thatsn what I was thinking but I'm from their so I didn't really have any perspective. People here are pretty stupid sometimes though so I can't imagine what it's like elsewhere.

The Scottish crown was a mistake.


See above.

Glasgow is not any of those seats. I mean they call it the Red Clydeside for a reason.

It's worth remembering that uniform swing predictions are dodgy. (Really, I ought to go looking for bets - if you could get good odds on "less than 10 Tory seats in Scotland" you're basically being handed free money.)

I'm going to say 5 seats in an absolute worst case scenario, although SNP voter turn out is the wildcard in this scenario.

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Thanks comrade

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>tfw you sometimes get the urge to join the Labour party and help fight campaigns in the UK even if they're doomed, fighting a losing battle as a participant instead of a dispassionate observer has some appeal as a whole but you're also Scottish and pro-independence and believe Scottish Labour deserved everything they got for their complacency so you can't actually justify joining the Labour party because they'd just tell you to campaign against your local SNP candidate in favour of some Blairite robot and use your money to fund ridiculous ahistorical attack-ads on the SNP because truthfully they too put nationalism above any sort of thought socialism. especially because of the Blairite infestation
It's actually kind of weird because in some ways the problem is basically "politically, Scotland is already a different country" (and to be fair, I'd go so far as to say it always was, it's just far more transparent now that there's only one possible LAB-CON battleground in the entire country, and even there the battle is "No, I hate the SNP more!".) because the fact it isn't also a separate sovereign state complicate everything. (As both the UK and Scotland are "my country" and the election I have to care about, but fundamentally they're two entirely separate national elections to the same legislature.)

What I'm saying is that bourgeois politics was a mistake.

nice

:'3

I wonder if his waifu redistribution scheme will land me one of those qts

fuck

Devolution was a mistake.

starting to see a lot of anti Irish and IRA hysteria coming out from the tories. it's weird that in britain supporting the iraq war is seen something that's like a slight, well intentioned blunder whereas acknowledging the legitimacy of the republican movement in ireland is akin to career suicide.

They're digging up shit he said from 30+ years ago, it's pathetic.
The right wing press are shitting bricks and doing all they can to stop him.

I can only wish a politician would start openly acknowledging the issue of alienation. I predict it will become a worldwide crisis in the coming decades.

Some bloke at work started going on about how voting is a bit shit and theres no real choice and I was about sperg out a bit and defend him but then he said May was the best of a bad bunch so I left him to the dogs.

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Unreasonably annoyed that the BBC is reusing branding from the 2015 election.

I mean I know it came out of the blue, but come on guys.

What does this remind me of?

Fuckin blairites REEEEEEEEEE

Blairites and Clintonites are the bane of politics

I hope they keep shooting themselves in the foot.

The problem is that the tories could order the mass execution of puppies and the people in my constituency would still vote for the fuckers

Begorrah! That crop is like a sixth Potato Famine!

I know I just quickly slapped it together while semi conscious.

Theresa's been caught going full robot on someone with learning difficulties. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/864116708579127297

Message repetition should be punished by scaphism.

There is a huge double standard between the way the left and the right are treated. When the right does something bad it's okay, peoples ignore it. When the left does something bad it's the end of the world and peoples refuse to vote for them.

I'm not sure but I'd say the reason for that is the that even though they might not want to portray themselves this way the right is the status quo. Especially the higher up the food chain you go. Any changes that actually happen are mostly minor. Some employment numbers or GDP will go up and down sure but no-one making the real money is losing their jobs and even for most workers nothing big will happen. Even brexit which people see as huge change will probably have not that much of an effect. The Tories down the road can now how a different shaped banana and might walk past less of "those immigrants" on the way to their office.
Even under Corbyn the mild change probably scares them.
Thats the one thing I don't understand about workers that shit on socialism and the like is that I don't see why you wouldn't want change. We've only got this one life and I'd rather not waste it crawling to work each day and while occasionally enjoying myself it's nothing more than just filling time before the end. I'd happily die at least attempting to do something new and exciting even if it fails.

Progress the other were suggesting that the bigger the loss for Labour the more easier it would be for the left of Labour to get a left-winger into the leadership contest in the event of Jeremy Corbyn standing down. They seem generally worried that a massive Labour bloodbath would pretty much me a Left-wing Labour Party for the next general election and beyond.

the electoral calculus site, fun site if you haven't been there already, was reckoning a 10 seat take home for the Torys in Scotland, and one of the seats the Torys would capture would be Labours only seat north of the border.

Edinburgh Central seems a plausible loss for Labour, although possibly only to the SNP. (Given Ian Murray's personal standing, etc, it seems a little odd to imagine a sudden swing to the Conservatives in his seat doing anything but vote-splitting and letting the SNP coast in, but who knows.)

I've strong doubts about the Tory prospects though. For example the defeat of Angus Robertson doesn't seem as pre-ordained as it would first seem. The leader of the leave campaign in his local area was an SNP guy (before he resigned so he could run against party policy) and has now advocated a vote for Robertson. In many other areas there's something of a similar story. The general trend seems to be more of a LAB > CON swing, which could cause trouble in some marginals but seems unlikely to have the kind of impact a SNP > CON swing would have. (Since votes taken from the first party "count for double.", bringing you closer to victory twice as fast.)

There is of course a risk from the fact that simply talking about it (as the press love to do) makes it more probable. As the 1997 Lib-Dem broadcast noted: "Half of you would vote for us if you thought we could win, which is very odd because if you did vote for us then we would win, indeed half of the votes would give us the biggest landslide this century.", which is of course what benefited the SNP in 2015. Victory became inevitable.

If I were to be a bit cheeky, I'd pray for a total Tory wipeout in Scotland on the basis of enough people refusing to vote for them that those who do switch (who voted tactically last time) split the vote and give the SNP 58/59 seats. (Since we'll have a Plaid Cymru-DUP coalition government in Westminster before Orkney and Shetland falls.)

Me personally I relocking 1 seat (the seat where the SNP sitting has about 300-400 majority) at the best, 3 seats at the worse in regards to the Torys north of the border. Still the press would run with this story as an amazing success for the Torys and the union.

my overtly over optimistic prediction for the General Election is a Tory Majority of between 50-60. Terrible, but wouldn't be what May really hoped for, so I guess theres that to 'celebrate'

Strong and stable! Coalition of chaos!

I can't take this shitty country anymore.

Is Viper actually existing egoism?

Essex Man has shown this isn't a recent development it's probably been the case since the 1970s. And living in the South of the UK, living in one of the Tory heartlands, its not that really that odd to me that working class people can sometimes vote Tory and often do it relatively large numbers. Also its why its always been quite a struggle for Labour to convince working class people in say, Essex or Kent, to not vote Tory. Which often leads the Labour Party to drift to the right in order to win these voters round.

I want to fuck Owen Jones.

Eww.

aint that peadophila? The guys looks about 12 years old.

>becauses video game are really the same thing as child porn
>it's not like you put video games there to to throw people off by being ambiguous

No, im sure it's just really big ego, while being smug and trying to be witty and smart constantly all the time while thinking everyday that we better then everyone.
So it's more of a sociology problem with britain.


getout pedofag, you already posted this shit in your bait thread before.

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I'm not sure if English is your first language or not, but I can't decipher shit of what you just wrote


Literally laughing my ass off

do furries, especially the ones with suits, make anyone else really depressed?

like, i could totally lack self awareness and just spend all day on IRC going ":3 nuzzles u" but i don't and now it's too late because i really hate people so all i can do is sit here leafing through books on british election history and pretending any of it matters when reform doesn't work and revolution isn't coming and britain is a dying country jesus christ why did i get into this to begin with getting interested in politics was a mistake not getting diagnosed with autism as a kid was a mistake everything since the moment of my conception has been a mistake and in truth everything since 1917 or earlier has been one long sequence of irreparably horrible mistakes.

Sure, you can say that lolicon is child pornography, but then you'll have to explain how CP is inherently bad.

You're far too optimistic. Everything since the start of time has been one long mistake.


I think he's trying to say that children never take nude photos of themselves.

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facebook.com/JeremyCorbynMP/videos/10155354776148872/

Someone stop this absolute madman!

I was thinking this earlier today aswell. It's too late to turn back now friend.

Not an argument.
And only the say is spelling is bad (kek), then say anything about the post, plus it didn't help that was under a timelimit for moment with not give a shit about spelling in the imageboard 2 poo.

also stop using shit memes


No faggot, as of now i don't.
Go look up why you little shit, people already said why before and now, plus it's good to know that you didn't read shit sine my last post becuses i alreadly put why a little bit.
Here a video, faggot.
youtube.com/watch?v=Owa5KcQ9Mxc


A salute to you, depression man.


No, the would thing is differen, it's just a no shit reminder that a action to made with the child in making child porn like fucking the child or take pic of him/her nude usually or god knows what with the now made child porn being made into media.

Yes, but has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

THE MADMAN CANNOT BE STOPPED.

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I watched that shitty video and it just boils down to puritan moralism over things that aren't real, or "I don't like the though of it, so don't do it!". It doesn't matter how distasteful something is, in this case the thought of young girls being sexualised in an animated medium, all that matters is that it ISN'T REAL. The difference between me going outside and shooting an old lady in the face 10 times, and doing it in GTA, is that the latter ISN'T REAL. Take your soccer mom, thought crime promoting moralism elsewhere, faggot. Learn fucking English while you're at it.

vimeo.com/24114507
Have we ever comprehensively verified that we don't life in a Chris Morris show?

instagram.com/p/BUH6F6MBu99/

facebook.com/GRMDaily/photos/a.10150653970692960.403240.76080457959/10154581600932960/?type=3&theater

twitter.com/complex_uk/status/864103572874469376

theguardian.com/music/2016/may/21/stormzy-grime-skepta-kanye-drake

Corbyn reaching out to artists like JME and MIA and getting endorsements from plenty of grime artists like Stormzy, AJ Tracey, Novelist etc. Trying to agitate them young voters who wouldn't normally vote.

THE MANDEM STANDS WITH JEZ FAM

What's the album called, /Britleftypol/?

How do we stop this man?

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Straight outta Camden.

Marxism is cancer die

They still can't get behind him? What a bunch of faggots

If I was Corbyn and I won I would change the rules on media bias, ban foreigners from controlling british media outlets, end fptp, and redraw constituency boundaries.

was labour even against fptp during the referendum? is corbyn against it?

Labour was officially neutral, Corbyn said he supports electoral reform: although not any specific kind.
electoral-reform.org.uk/blog/jeremy-corbyn-and-owen-smith-quizzed-democratic-reform

thoughts on aaron bastani and novara media? big fan of their work myself

Poor bloke's drowning in ideology and too classcucked to reach.
I think reading The S*n gives you brain cancer.

NAZBOL GANG

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The mandems flag is bare red
covers those got by the feds
mans spilling blood its a bait ting
on the flag from before he was a late ting

So raise the red flag, alie!
in the ends we'll live and die
tho wastemans chatting shit
we'll keep the red flag flying in the bits

paaaarp paaaarp

SERIOUS

Corbyn will lose.

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Quality OC, made me forget succdems killed Rosa for a few seconds

alri commie twats

I just feel bad for a lot of them. Thank fuck the sun is essentially banned here though. One less shit to put up with.

Tell him to read The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists

Jesus Christ. I know I shouldn't trust the press and wait to see the full thing so I can judge for myself, but the prospect is infuriating.
(There's a reasonable probability that this ridiculous promise would empower Theresa May to do likewise in her manifesto, leading to a Catalonia situation of any demand no matter how popular just being ignored by central government, essentially killing off any hope for Scotland ever escaping Conservative rule while giving them a free hand to do whatever the hell they want.)

I think if they pull that stunt I'll say fuck it and actually join the SNP. Goodwill based on historical nostalgia has limits.
Misery, Misery, Misery.

Well, that's the manifesto out:
labour.org.uk/page/-/Images/manifesto-2017/Labour Manifesto 2017.pdf
Clear as mud on whether they'll actually block one. Buggers.

Is it really so bad to be part of the UK if it's not tory-led? I'm not British so I wouldn't know.

It isn't really an option. The last UK government that was even half sympathetic was the Labour administration from 1974-1979. 1997-2010 was worse than useless, to the degree I'd consider it an ersatz Tory regime. except for creating a scottish parliament, which should have been delivered in 1979 anyway.
Intuitively I'd say it's still not my first choice. Even if Corbyn were to win this election, there are a lot of structural reasons the UK could/would rubber-band back to neoliberalism more painfully. (Different class interests, with a smaller middle class public service employee proportion, greater experience of mass immigration to foster resentment, London much more important to international capital, UK military important for adventurism while SDF would be checking passports, etc. And on a pedantic point, of course, even if Scotland did rubber-band it'd be a less painful transition since a smaller society has less inertia.)

The UK as one country has outlived it's usefulness. Cross-Border co-operation on matters of class interest would be much easier than trying to rebuild the British state again.

twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/864444662823739392/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39906665

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In my dreams this election would work a bit like that scene in The Simpsons where Corbyn gets in, then as he makes his victory speech all the labour/UK flags fall down to reveal red flags.

youtube.com/watch?v=uDXtVlG2VW0

It really was

Without the meme parliament at Holyrood, Scotland would have been able to break away the very instant SNP won more than 30/59 seats

For perspective, they won 56/59 seats two years ago, and have 54/59 right now. The very worst projections are showing them holding on to 47 or 48.

Give me a break

Labour manifesto simply talks of opposing indyref2, and campaigning for keeping Scotland in the UK - essentially a tacit admission that one will eventually happen.

But if we actually find Scotland in a Catalonia situation, we need a movement of militant mass-mobilisation to flank the SNP from the left with a program of direct action towards forcing the UK government's hand, while letting the SNP itself carry on with trying to expand and consolidate the moderate/middle class base for independence support. Entryism into the SNP towards making it more radical would be a terrible idea, if independence is the priority.

Yes, stupid dear office worker, you are one of us! If they hurt us they hurt you too!

But without the referendum, would they have broken through at all?
I spend a lot of time wondering about the 2007 Scottish Parliament Election. The SNP won by a single seat, and the number of rejected ballot papers was huge. (Indeed, Scottish Labour wanted to contest one seat's result iirc, which would've levelled the parties.)

One has to wonder if the SNP were handed power in essentially a fluke. If they'd lost 2007, Labour's message about opposing the Conservatives might have resonated in 2011 (I mean, you hit combinatorial explosion the minute you change the result. Butterfly effect is fun.) or the SNP might have been handed power as a minority in a Holyrood facing budget restrictions, unable to call another referendum. 2015 would then be another fucked-by-FPTP election with low turnout (and a Tory government. Kinnock Effect was always going to nab Ed.) since the referendum didn't energise the working class, and 2016 is then totally ambiguous.

>Holla Forums is a laughing stock again

He's already polling better than the last election results, dumb Holla Forumsyp

sauce?

and we all know polls=results

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-highest-poll-rating-start-election-campaign-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7734866.html


If there's a polling bias it's against him not for him. This doesn't help your point

this is the entire point i was making

a bias is not all that is making polls untrustworthy, which they are

So the "worst results in labour history" claim is just based on pure fanfic

Look up on who owns those polls fam

Definitely Corbyn supporters

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Novara media, far left demsoc, communist and anarchist perspectives on british politics they are on youtube, podcasts and have articles.

Also forgot to mention reelpolitik podcast

Keep rollin' Corbyn

No? Try again fam

What are you saying that doesn't has to do with anything.

Pictured: Corbyn youth assemble for public reading of the Labour Manifesto

Well am sad to say, that video didn't work but in the you still go anywhere to find why'' also that post wan't even for you unless you admitting that you're samefagging.

Kek, stop acting like smart ass and act like you know everything, i don't why but can't kill old people in gta or hell even kids in that game you dumbass, there limits even in the games you playing.
And hell most bullcrap you're saying is barely even related in the goddamn video but you just crying over moralism.

pls, stop acting bullshiting faggot

No fk u, this is engliist

/ourmandem/

The video was all I really had to go on to understand your point because I can't make head nor tail of your broken English. Are you a Jap by any chance? You type like a Jap, that might explain why you're so angry about this, all the other Japs are happily enjoying their loli porn and you want it outlawed or whatever, I'm not sure what your point even is.


The video didn't even argue anything. It was just 7 minutes of holier than thou masturbation and exclamations of moral outrage. He didn't actually say why jacking off to cartoons was "wrong" just "I don't like it, so people shouldn't do it", That was it. The simple response to this by anyone with a brain being "but it isn't real though, you fucking retard, no one's being hurt".


And you agree with this? You agree with policing fantasy? Policing thoughts? You would have more of it? I bet you would, go back to fucking reddit.

reminder that failure to offer the lib-dems everything but the kitchen sink in 2010 was probably one of labour's biggest mistakes.

(although realistically backbenchers would've rebelled against ramming through PR without a referendum in 2010, it's still probably the best scenario.)

explain this brocialist sinners

Women are kulaks and must be collectivized

taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2017/05/04/how-are-you-going-to-pay-for-it/
tbqh

This is what the tory's will win by… economic ignorance by people like you (scum)
youtube.com/watch?v=C9ibx8w6raQ

did you actually read the article or did you just look at the title?

just saw the flag and assumed you're another thatcherite tosser

I wish that was real.

what the fuck corbyn

inb4 slowpoke

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kek
a few days ago i was wishing that NHS staff would engage in massive wildcat strikes on such a scale the army and other forces couldn't possibly compensate for to push a demand for an end to below-inflation pay increases, understaffing, etc. (generalized to most industries actually, but it was NHS pay that was on my mind.) While I've spent huge amounts of time arguing that the degree of labour unrest in this country (and the impact it had) was hugely overstated in the 1970s (and in any case, rarely officially sanctioned so NOT UNIONS FAULT THANK YOU) as an excuse to gutpunch trade unions, the strawman dystopia of union Britain is my fantasy world.

Better to destroy the country on the picket line than die before pension age on your knees.

does anyone else ever dip their heads into political discussion elsewhere and suddenly realize that most people still fall for stupid bullshit like "labour wrecks the economies and tories fix it"?

it's actually mindblowing. i'm not sure if it's autism or what, but when i learn more i tend to assume subconsciously that either others also learned more, or they always knew. instead i'm suddenly hit by the fact that someone has run off a thousand different pieces of nonsense received wisdom from the press, etc, which would take at least a week to debunk piece by piece.

and then they wouldn't believe you anyway, because humans are stubborn shits like that.

The quicker you learn that the vast majority of the general public are completely ignorant when it comes to politics the better off you'll be.

The average voter spends just 4 fucking minutes a week thinking about politics.

So if you think that's enough time to develop a knowledge of politics past clickbait headlines, shitty soundbites and easily disproven narratives then you'll be bitterly disappointed.

Yeah i'm on pistonheads (a car forum) and the politics page is very right wing, and mostly a bunch of middle aged men who think they're a lot smarter than they are coming out with those sorts of platitudes.
It's pretty frustrating because they're wrong most of the time but you know it's because of ideology, no unbiased person could accidentally keep being wrong so frequently.
That is Thatcher's greatest legacy, she completely changed British people's mindset into a market biased one, and thanks to the shitty media here there has been no shift away in the public conciousness even though neoclassical economics have been thoroughly disproven.
So we keep hearing news presenters asking "how do we pay for it?" even though the UK going bankrupt is not even close to being an realistic scenario.
I'm a bit disappointed in Corbyn that he didn't prepare the ground over his tenure by getting his cabinet to change the discourse and nip this shit in the bud.
It's difficult to school people in Modern monetary theory in the middle of an election capaign, and he's done fuck all in terms of media appearances since he became Labour leader.

How do I become a normal-fag Holla Forums?

It's not realistic exactly because people ask that question.


Even Krugman admits it's magical thinking.

I would have found this really funny if instead the picture didn't say anything and had a picture of Theresa May's face to the right of Corbyn's hand.

As if to channel the Drake meme instead of dabbing. As if Corbyn was making an expression of disgust.

Krugman is to Keynesianism as Tony Blair was to the Labour party.

Popular public face in the media, but actually just a neoclassical/Tory.

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He's an establishment stooge who says for pay

Keynes never advocated modern monetary theory, but since this probably means that he could just as well join the tories, I don't think this means much to you.

My point exactly.

I thought you were citing Krugman as if he has any sort of credibility. Keynes was right all along, he always stressed the importance of the balance of trade over the PSBR.

That gives me an idea.

I was citing him in the sense that even a spend-spend-spend-borrow-borrow-borrow Keynesian like him didn't believe in it.

I was attacking Krugman's Keynesian credentials, not defending MMT.

Though MMT is set in the right direction - i.e. "shut the fuck up about government debt we have bigger problems"
Like private/personal debt.
And an impending recession. (Hey, maybe this one will finally wipe out capitalism, eh? No point being pessimistic all the time…)

have you considered trepanation

1. He's not a Keynesian
2. I'm saying of course he doesn't believe in it he's a narrow minded retard with his """"reputation"""" at stake.

He's a Keynesian (leaning toward Post/New-Keynesianism), he just has a giant free trade-shaped hole in his head. Sort of like Corbyn's colossal immigrant-shaped weak spot.

Neoliberalism in one or other permutation really is the gimpy leg of every center-"leftist" socdem since the 1970s.

New Keynesianism is just a hacked up variation on New-Neoclassical economics to make it less absolutely fucking insane in genuflecting to the market.
(And I mean, from his own mouth he basically admits doing as as much in past:

Also, from one of his own speeches circa 1996

In fairness, he's often right about policy in the most general of terms, but he's still firmly within the kind of economic thinking that will rubber-band you back to neoliberalism (if you ever leave?) before you can say "Dynamic stochastic general equilibrium"

this is my city

there aren't enough gulags and walls in the world for people who still support scottish labour

What happens now? Can Labour run another candidate, or is this at a municipal level and not to do with your/the general election?

This is entirely municipal. The NEC have given Aberdeen Labour an ultimatum of stepping down from their Tory coalition by 5PM, or facing expulsion from the party. If they're expelled from Labour, they'll continue in the council but as independents. It has nothing to do with the national election.

That's pretty cool actually. I'd have expected them to just sit on their hands and whistle.

As ecstatic as I'd be to see Labour permanently BFTO in Scotland's 3rd largest city, I might still fear for it helping the Tories further instead of the SNP. At this point, the only people still voting Scottish Labour are those who's class interests and ideology are actually better served by the Tories.

Eh, I think there might still be a block of middle-class public sector liberals who think independence would put their job at risk.
Then again I might be too optimistic today.

lol why. it's not like there's a remotely progressive alternative

Yep, those types are in the perfect place to get swept up by Ruth Davidson's whirlwind. Especially since she's now triangulating on issues like free prescriptions etc, very much using moderate rhetoric to park their tank on SLab's lawn while championing ultra-unionism.

Are you suggesting that an SNP-led administration in Aberdeen city would be more right-wing than a Tory-dominated coalition where the already blairite Scottish Labour play a minority role? Because those are the options.

Also needs saying that Aberdeen Labour somehow manage the remarkably impossible in being even more bougie than Scottish Labour.

pretty indifferent really, SNP are massive tories funded by a power hungry scottish bourgeoisie. difference being that although Slabour are practically nazis, their popularity helps commissar corbyn.

But that's not really true. One of the fascinating parts of the SNP is how indifferent the bourgeoisie are to the idea of independence even though fundamentally it just promises a new capitalist state and offers the prospect of a low-tax "celtic tiger" if they wanted to take it.

Basically the entire pseudo-socdem/social-neoliberal evolution of the SNP can be explained by "the bourgeoise don't care about independence.", forcing them to go to the socially liberal middle class often employed in the public sector (in Scotland, a notably larger segment of society compared to England.) and working class for an electoral base.

You get exceptions of course, people like Brian Souter, but a big part of why Scottish politics are so weird is the continued antipathy to the SNP/Independence by the bourgeoisie. (i.e. "the scottish establishment", the manner in which most of the press still hate them, etc.) And of course more historically, devolution in 1979. (As compared to 1997, where Blair pushed that it was all well and good and you could tell how bourg parts of the campaign were.)

Scotland's indigenous bourgeoisie has been practically extinct since the collapse of the British Empire, and whatever is left of it is very firmly unionist and anti-independence. Ask yourself why the mainstream print media in the UK have been championing the supposedly "anti-establishment" motives of brexit forever, and giving a "radical, insurgent" party like UKIP a free pass on everything, while remaining hysterically opposed to independence and smearing the otherwise milquetoast socdem SNP for as long as they have. It's because only one movement actually challenges the supremacy of british capital.

Scottish Labour hold Corbyn and his movement in open contempt, and its a tragedy to witness him taking SLab's line on the manifesto when it comes to Scotland. SLab are campaigning here trying to pretend that he doesn't exist. Mark my words, they would do everything they could to undermine Corbyn.

Yes, Brian Souter, the gay-hating billionaire who bankrolls the SNP. There are plenty like him. ofc much of the scottish bourgeoisie are against independence - but the SNP wouldn't exist without those who support it. Why do you think Scottish nationalism just sprung into existence all of a sudden? Because of slick, well funded campaigns. They even have their own newspaper ffs.

They would help Corbyn in the sense that their election facilitates his election.
fucking bizarre isn't it, imagine how much more popular they would be.

The original Scottish Labour Party championed full Scottish Home Rule over a century ago, *well* before the SNP came into existence. Pro-independence sentiment was then accelerated by the devastation of deindustrialisation and union-busting that Thatcher visited upon vast swathes of the central belt and cities, followed by Blairism's failures. An almost identical pattern of what happened to working class dissatisfaction with the EU in Northern, post-industrial England (except the SNP harnessed it to progressive ends, while UKIP did the opposite).

As I said earlier, the only people who still vote SLab are those who's class interests are now actually served better by the Tories, but who can't bring themselves to vote for tribalistic idpol reasons. SLab's priority is now holding on to them, chasing the working class pro-independence vote is a fool's game. Corbyn is completely tone-deaf when it comes to issues that concern Britain outside the M25 beltway, and his anti-trident, anti-austerity, pro-spending message can't resonate here when there's another party already doing it with a tartan bonnet.


It took a decade and a half of Thatcherism for Scottish support for devolution to climb from 52% to 79%. I wonder if three years of Mayism (notably less market-driven and neoliberal than its predecessors) can push independence above 50% by 2019.

Do you honestly believe that major electoral parties are driven by the honest desires of the proletariat? Only a tiny percentage of people in Scotland would be able to identify what any of that first paragraph means. People vote SNP because they are shiny and haven't ruined their credibility yet, which they surely will post-independence.

More fool the Scottish people for believing the SNP are an anti-austerity party (not that such a party exists)

Plenty is a nebulous little term. How many is plenty? If there are 50 pro-SNP porkies and 5000 pro-Slab/Tory porkies, how can one credibly contend that the SNP are the party of the bourgoise?
Actually if you look at say, Business for Scotland you'll find they're the party of the petit-bourgoise at best.
I don't, because I actually know the political history of my own country. Their 2007 campaign was little slicker than their disastrous 2003 campaign, and their breakthrough 1974 campaigns - which saw the highest number of SNP MPs and westminster support until 2015 (and for that matter the 1979 devolution campaign) were run on a relative shoestring. ( for a visual example on devolution )

I mean, if that's the arbitrator for being bourgeois then it's no surprise people don't take kindly to Trots around here.
More seriously, if you're referring to the national, newspapers are exactly the territory that shows the bourgeois attitude to independence: The National was founded after the referendum to meet a huge market niche. Almost half of scots were pro-independence, yet not a single daily newspaper espoused that view. Even a ratio of 4:1 or such against would demonstrate a tiny level of bourgoise support.

So does that of the SNP. They're triangulationally-bound to put Corbyn in office if the chance comes along.


Yes, the Scottish people are just stupid, John. It's not possible that the SNP for all their flaws are still the best thing on offer.
They can still do so to different degrees. Just because segments of bourgeois interests stand to benefit from Corbyn's election doesn't mean he's just as bourgeois as Theresa May
Except that in policy terms, they broadly are. (Albeit still pandering to the deficit meme) And they've never been handed the power to disappoint.

The "not really anti-austerity because they won't shoot themselves in the foot at Holyrood" narrative is tedious. Yes, they're neoliberals - but bourgeois politics is always a question of the matter of degree.

semantics really, never used those words. point is that it's naive to point them as some sort of expression of innocent proletarian desire for freedom.
30% of the electorate want corbyn in and there isn't a single MSM outlet that provides for that niche. you seem to have a very idealist view capitalism, where "niches" are filled by the invisible hand of the market or something.
Corbyn has said he would reject an electoral alliance? it would be suicide for him in england.

And it would be electoral suicide for the SNP *not* to vote for a Corbyn-read Queen's speech in a hung parliament, allowing the Tories in. He wouldn't have to propose it as a coalition or alliance, just simple confidence-and-supply.

I reckon independence is looking more and more like it will be a matter of war.

It would be equally naive to pretend they're as bourgeois as Scottish Labour, a party completely devoid of any real proletarian base. (At least the SNP has it's [huge] membership.)

The Daily Mirror has backed Labour.
I didn't say niches will inevitably be fulfilled, I said that the national was a cynical cash grab. The overarching class-interest of the bourgeoisie lead to irrational behavior at a market level.
Doesn't mean anything. Look at the 1923 election. Labour came second but formed an administration with liberal support despite there being no electoral pact in advance.

If on the 9th the state of the parties was such that any combination of SNP+Labour+Other lefties could pass 326 seats, Corbyn would have the theoretical power to form an administration even if Labour came behind the Conservatives. You don't even need a coalition, you can just have tacit agreements.

Ah well, discussion really stemmed from me disagreeing with the sentiment that it was something to be celebrated that a "slightly less bourgeois" party is making electoral gains - but the issue is really a core ideological one - commies aren't going to have any common ground with succdems in such a debate.

I'm not inclined to agree (Although that's possibly because I've never read marx. :^) ) since I compartmentalize the two things.

In the short term, pick the best bourgeois/non-LARP party (and fight to create one if it doesn't exist and it's a choice of pure bourgeois parties, a-la dems-vs-republicans in the USA.), in the long term: kill capitalism it's shit. One deals with the management of systems as they are, the other with getting out of the system entirely.

I'd rather have Harold Wilson than Margaret Thatcher, just don't offer me Tony Blair vs Michael Howard.

One can dream :( I'd love for their to be something more radical and militant, but unlike the ultra-unionists, we don't have easy access to arms like our celtic brothers across the irish sea did, now that gadaffi is dead and plastic jocks don't throw guns at us for fun :(

10/10 bruv

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/08/shouldnt-vote-jeremy-corbyn/#
jezza BTFO

Libs are adorable

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-leader-tony-blair-support-election-2017-uk-prime-minister-polls-a7740921.html

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We need to vote for Corbyn because with all the immigration we need more immigration for the NHS and then we need more immigrants for those immigrants and this is totally not a pyramid scheme because britain is a country of immigrants.

Unelectable man elected again.

It's like they want the tories to win.

The only difference between the libdems and the tories is the EU. Libs as always want a tory government.

kys

I have read in the guardian that millions of people with learning disabilities will so instead I will vote tory to get rid of britfleftypol.

independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-media-bias-labour-mainstream-press-lse-study-misrepresentation-we-cant-ignore-bias-a7144381.html

newstatesman.com/2017/05/right-wing-newspaper-headlines-bring-bias-bbc

how do we fix this

Keynes would be spinning in his grave at the thought of people associating him with the likes of Krugman.

There are various possible approaches, none of which are easy. I've listed them in order from easiest to hardest:

0. Commit suicide. If you stop existing then so does the universe. It was a stupid game anyway.

1. Beat them at their own game. Forget trying to get rid of propaganda and instead become a better liar and manipulator than any of them. Join the ranks of porky and amass power until you can bend the world to your will.

2. Replace humans. Spend the next few decades/centuries figuring out how to bring about the AI singularity and replace humans with a race of machines who do not suffer from the flaws which make humans susceptible to propaganda.

3. Fix the flaws in humans. Work on genetic engineering technology for the next few decades/centuries until you can engineer out the flaws in the human genome which allow propaganda to be effective.

4. Revolution. Convince the unwashed idiots to risk their lives fighting the bourgeois even though you can't even convince them to vote against the people who openly intend to make their lives worse.

5. Attain true enlightenment, ascend to nirvana, and use your newfound control over the substrate of the universe to abolish the concept of suffering.

6. Teach people how to resist propaganda.

kek'd nice one user

By not electing supporters of IRA terrorism against the British people as leader of the labour party.

I know, that worked so well for Sanders.
Name a single socialist in the Labor party who wouldn't be torn to shreds by the media.

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Clive Lewis

at the very least, his ex-army status makes him impregnable to those questioning his patriotism

When you support a terrorist organisation that is opposed by the vast majority of Britons, you can't blame the fact on the media for accurately reporting it. Or you should hold the position that it is the task of the media to keep the people ignorant about that what Corbyn would rather hide for PR-purposes.

Corbynites support Corbyn for exactly those reasons they call a slander campaign when spoken of by someone else.

IRA did nothing wrong

If you really think him or anyone else could demilitarise the uk because they personally felt like it then you're retarded. Congratulations.

This line of reasoning might be the most viable labour campaign strategy.

You don't understand my point of view. I don't blame anyone, nor does anyone have a "task". The universe and its inhabitants are nothing more than a machine blindly obeying the laws of physics. The most I can do is try to nudge it in the direction of maximum good.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the IRA didn't even exist.

If you're referring to nuclear disarmament then fair enough, however this is hardly that extreme a position (in fact it's quite popular north of Hadrian's wall…). And it's debatable that it would actually leave the UK under a level of increased threat.

But if you're referring to a rally speech in which he commented on Costa Rica disbanding their army and then noted how it would be great if it were possible for all governments to do the same…

Well you'd be seriously clutching at straws considering that this was a completely hypothetical propositions and of course depends on humans attaining world peace.

He's not a blithering idiot (as much as liberals and right-wingers love to claim) and he would be well aware of that the current nature of the world requires major countries to maintain an army.

Also, slight whattaboutism but the armed forces have always faced the deepest cuts and depletion of power under Tory governments. The Falklands War could have ended up very differently if it started a year later and Thatcher & co. had gone through with their planned sales of British Army planes, carriers etc.

Is Theresa /ourgirl/?

It's the task of the media to not be this fucking useless.

Most journalists in this country deserve to be tortured for the disservice they do to the profession.

No, no, don't you understand? That was all Corbyn's fault for not sucking enough bourgeois cock. If he'd just got down on his knees and groveled at Murdoch's feet a bit more Labour would be winning. That's why he's a bad leader.

I wouldn't be surprised if Corbynites inhabit a parallel universe.

He indeed isn't a blithering idiot. The logic is crystal clear when he advocates for the disarmament of Britain while supporting those who commit terror against Britain.

He would do a deal with the SNP. He does want to bring back clause four. He would refuse a position on the privy council. You can read between the plausible deniability of his wishy-washy statements, which is exactly why you support him; then why do others deserve torture for having the same reading comprehension as you have?

I'm honestly curious what political persuasion you belong to, because you sound like a textbook liberal.

Then again there isn't much point arguing with people who can't even experience qualia.

Actually, I'm willing to bet he wouldn't.
Because, as necessary to note when playing the porky media game - quietly daring the SNP to destroy Britain's chance at a Labour government works perfectly fine.
The headline doesn't say "I want to bring back clause 4", it says "I'll bring back clause 4" - he might also want Tony Blair to be sent on a rocket to the sun, that doesn't mean he's got a direct line to ULA.
You can also predict things by reading palms, tea-leaves, or neoclassical economic models.

I've never voted Labour in my life and I probably never will.

Liberal detected.

At least I know I can ignore all of you posts as it's clear they'll be completely devoid of any intelligible content.

Maybe r/ukpolitics is more your speed…

Hitchensian (not the cancerous one) post-trotskyism.


There would be no functional difference between a person with and without qualia and since you can never test if someone has qualia or not, the point would be the same: your drive to interact with those you perceive as present beings.

I do wonder what you understand by "perfectly fine".


You're being dishonest here. If Theresa May said something along the lines of "I want to bring back racial separation in healthcare", you wouldn't excuse it as irrelevant as long as it isn't made into party policy.


Which is why we should pretend political spin is as non-existent as the predictive power gained from reading tea-leaves.

I wasn't referring to his speech about Costa Rica and the tories having enacted deeper cuts in defence spending is indeed a whattaboutism. Don't be sassy.

There must be some difference between other people and myself. After all, I experience the universe through my eyes and not theirs. The simplest answer seems to be that there's only one being in the universe capable of experiencing qualia. If others could experience qualia, why would I not see them too?

Similar to Theresa May thinking she'll make a success of Brexit when she's too autistic to not offend and insult everyone she's got to negotiate with.
There's a reason why her staff keep leaving and she's arguing with her neighbour.

It's not a question of relevancy, it's a question of explicitly lying in the headline by turning an "I'd like to" into an "I will"

I'd like to come to your house and piss in your mouth, but it's simply not practical. Mostly because I just pissed on the floor.

Sure, if the plan is to put us into perpetual serfdom, cus honestly, right now, neofeudalism seems more likely than communism.

kys you bunch of virtue signalling faggots

this is where you went wrong in life.

The only route to communism is technological anyway. Our actions have little to no impact.


Actually I'm a lolicon. I don't virtue signal while I'm trying to fap.

How modest of you. The rest of the world could also do with fewer journalists.

These past few months, I have begun to think that freedom of the press is a threat to freedom of speech. It might just be ow-the-edge cynicism, but I can't shake that feeling.

The problems of humanity run far deeper than mere journalism. In any sane society press freedom would be good, as would free speech. As usual humans manage to fuck things up though.

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How do you propose we change the base without improving technology?

Not him, but the technology has improved enough to reach communism for a while now. It was called Industrial Revolution.

The base hasn't changed, therefore technology is not sufficiently advanced. It's really that simple.

How has it not? We could actually live in communism by now?

theguardian.com/society/2017/may/17/theresa-may-conservative-tory-policy-older-people-pay-for-social-care?CMP=share_btn_tw
Is she trying her hardest to loose. I can just imagine the torys sitting in a room playing "how much can we fuck people over and they still vote for us" I doubt the elderly would stop voting tory anyway but you never know

We aren't living in communism, therefore the base hasn't changed.

You know there are material components of society besides technology right?

Yes, but as far as I can tell we can do little or nothing to change them.

How do you propose we change the base such that communism is realized?

Clive Lewis would be ripped to shreds due to be very very Pro-Remain position on Brexit, which wouldn't make him impregnable to those questioning his patriotism even if was if he did serve a couple of months in Afghanistan for the British forces.

It isn't. The development of technology and the means of production pre-supposes the change in the base since the change in the base is caused by the resolution of the class struggle resulting from technological change.

he publicly identifies as a marxist so yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=bPYQY41hVP4
holy shit lol
the Scottish opposition are the single greatest argument that the country really is too wee, too poor and too stupid to be independent.

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That's completely backwards. Capitalism is a symptom of the material conditions - it doesn't cause those conditions.

No it isn't. The base is not just the material conditions but the relations of production and of property, ie. capitalism.

There are a lot of human-constructed relations in capitalism such as ownership of property, employer-vs-employee, etc. Those are not part of the material conditions because they are merely social constructs among humans.
The relations which form the base are the very physical constraints on production, distribution, and use of resources.

Consider, for instance, the difference between software and physical goods. We couldn't be further from a revolution in the material world, but the revolution is alive and well in the software world. Almost every country is passionately capitalist over material goods, yet software piracy runs rampant even right under the noses of the bourgeois. THAT is the difference made by the material conditions. Software does not suffer the same constraints that material goods suffer. The base is different, so the superstructure is different.

We're not talking about material conditions but about the base, which consists of the relations of production. Modes of production as such form the base of societies. The change in the material conditions intensifies class antagonisms until class struggle is resolved in the overthrow of the existing mode of production.

Revolution? Is your solution just to be a useless opportunist? Capitalism will destroy this planet if we do nothing.

Precisely. Material conditions are what determine the changes in human society.

I mean, technically you might be able to bring about communism through a sufficiently well honed propaganda program (attacking the superstructure/base rather than the material conditions), but the left evidently lacks the skill to do that because it hasn't happened.


So what is stopping you from holding a revolution right now? What was stopping people 10 years ago? 50 years ago? Why aren't we living under communism already? If anything it seems like the public are moving away from supporting a communist revolution.

My solution is to develop sufficiently advanced technology to render capitalism completely inviable. If the worker-employer relation is no longer profitable, then capitalism will simply self-destruct.

I'm in scotland. Do I vote SNP or Labour?

I feel like it doesn't matter much if by some miracle Labour could form a government then most of their stuff would be voted in with the help of the SNP. I would vote Labour just because it might help legitimizing a labour government. idk I feel like the SNP are quite shitty but so is Scottish Labour.

I'd vote SNP and declare independence at the earliest opportunity.

The left is is ruins. Have you been living under a rock?

Either UBI will be instituded to maintain capitalism, or we die once this planet can't hold any longer. But by all means sit back in that comfortable armchair, communism will totally deliver itself alone.

That all depends on whether you live in Edinburgh South

In Edinburgh South you'll have to use your intuition. (Because basically the main aim should be ensuring a Tory doesn't take the seat, and then personally you can decide if you want to kill Scottish Labour off if you think the Tories don't have a chance and the SNP do.)

In all other seats/areas vote SNP. They're duty bound to form a government anyway and there are basically no prospects of Labour gains, let alone Labour gains that would put anyone but a Blairite back in.

Let me clarify that since that's clear as mud:
Assuming there's a situation of no overall majority and some combination of SNP + LAB + SDLP + Plaid + Green can get over 326 seats then Corbyn gets in either way, even if Labour aren't the largest party. (At least in theory. In practice, Blairites could theoretically refuse to take part in such an arrangement, but adding more Scottish-Labour blairites probably makes this more likely, not less.)

Exactly. The left doesn't exist outside of those material conditions. The left is in ruins because of those material conditions. Fix the material conditions and you fix the left, then you get your revolution.

brap brap brap brap brap

What do you propose? Because this is at odds with the rest you've said.

Fix the material conditions by developing better technology.

Is this your simplistic way of looking at everything?


The means of production are still in the hands of the ruling class. The planet, again, is not going to last much longer, but surely if we just develop more automation the bourgeoise will just deliver us communism.

Nope. The people will be faced with a choice between revolution and mass starvation. If the revolution succeeds, you get communism. If the revolution fails, you still get communism in the end because the proletariat are dead.
In either case all surviving humans end up owning the means of production.

You're welcome to try doing things differently and I'll happily join any revolution which starts, but I just don't think that is likely to happen.

What about an Islamic Caliphate? Just saying…

Literal opportunism.

What do you even mean by this? Does it have a political meaning different from the common one?

You don't give two shits about communism, you only participate in it once it is achieved by others. Only a communist in theory.

Are we living on the same planet?

Pic source:
libertyblitzkrieg.com/2017/05/02/survey-shows-a-majority-of-european-youth-would-participate-in-uprising-to-overthrow-the-status-quo/

Meanwhile in the USA: socialism is more popular with this generation than capitalism, a man who calls himself a socialist nearly wins the primary, runs on a platform calling for a revolution, first four months of Trump moved away far more from the alt-right than anything else.

Meanwhile in Asia: largest recorded general strike in human history, Naxals are still there; neo-Maoist/new-Left emergence in China, violent strikes all around the country.

*meaning India, ofc

Here are a few responses. Pick whichever you prefer:

1. A single human does not make a difference. We are all insignificant compared to the scale of the world. Google are probably better revolutionaries than any of us because they're pursuing accelerationism on a significant scale.

2. I actually would participate in a revolution if I thought it had a non-zero chance of success.

3. I do give a shit about communism in so far as it is the utilitarian thing to do. It is not utilitarian to throw my life away for nothing, at least not until things get a bit worse for me.


Note that I said "communist revolution". Certainly my country has swung far to the right over the last 50 years. I've also heard that Sanders' policies were fairly centrist a century ago, although I'm not so familiar with US history.
If you think you can get a revolution going though, be my guest.

I don't see the right advocating for any kind of revolution when the idea itself is clearly in vogue. When is the right time to abandon reformism, if ever, according to you?

Pretty disgusting.

Those numbers are way too high. I'd bet my favorite appendage that most people think a "large-scale uprising" means color-coded revolution bullshit, i.e. setting up camps in central squares until whichever porky president resigns to give place to another porky president.

when is the right time to start a revolution?

You don't "start a revolution," you create the (organizational, ideological) conditions for it.

twitter.com/DannyDeVito/status/865369247219945472

Jesus fuckin christ those comments.
It's like they don't even try to learn.

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Uphold Marxism-DeVitoism

I feel like we're on the same wavelength.
With regards to social programs, you talk about disentangling systems from results, but the results you talk about are just a narrow, easily measured subset of results. Surely the way the structure of society informs and reinforces moral values is also a result of the system. That economists don't put it on a graph has no bearing on its importance.
I was also just thinking today about how much harder it's been for the bourgeois to erase class consciousness in the UK than in the US. It's hard to forget about class when you still call your country a Kingdom. In the US though, our liberal traditions have made it so much easier to erase class and disguise power. What's to remind people where muh privilege is not codified and there are no titles attached to power? The heritability of wealth and power is so often hidden behind the mythology of "All men are created equal."
I hope what I'm writing makes sense. I made a dark joke about Boris Yeltsin and Shock Therapy earlier tonight that got me thinking about what it really means to have killed 3 million people and they weren't thoughts I could deal with sober, so here I am a few shots later.

Anybody else watch the ITV Leaders debate? It was fucking shite tbh

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

fuck me in the ear lads

unworkable, MPs are so out of touch with how technology works they actually entertained banning / regulating encryption somehow. Pants on head retards

How would they even enforce that shit here?

like says they probably couldn't, but the fact that they're even trying has me pretty spooked for the future

Theres little point without Corbyn and May there tbqh.

Are they trying to evaluate how cucked the Brits are or what?

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

Why do they have such a hardon for banning porn? Whats in it for the? I don't think a large section of the British public give a shit about banning porn.

*Them

Speaking of Internet fascism, does anyone here use a VPN? I've been looking to get one but can't decide on one.

Porn has been a very important thing through Human history. There is porn that is fucking ancient. If they think they can control that then there's nothing they cannot control.

Because it's a policy which strikes at the heart of a lot of other issues, free speech, internet censorship, people who like porn, the producers of it, etc, and while all these various interests are busy fighting it the government is effectively screened as it does the real heinous shit that they want to do. Like the HB2 bathroom bill in the US. It got everyone riled up over tranny rights, and meanwhile the anti-worker legislation that was also in the bill went completely ignored.

I use Private Internet Access VPN to look at loli porn and torrent stuff. I haven't been arrested yet, so I guess they're probably not too heavily compromised.

Yeah that was probably the one I'm most considering, really good price considering the reputation and wide usage. Only thing that puts me off is that it's based in a five eyes country, but I'm using it for pretty much the same reason so I doubt it's such an issue. Doubt they'd conspire with another country to get me done for watching movies for free.

How much does it affect your download speeds?

I'm using NordVPN at the moment. Would be willing to change though if anyone has good reccs.

I don't have a fast enough internet connection to really put it to the test. It'll handle at least ~5 Mbps.

I was looking at that one too, ticks all the boxes but it's a bit more on the expensive side. Although they have a really good 2-year deal I might go for, and a free trial.

I have a really slow connection too, my download speed is only about 4.30MB so it probably won't affect it too much, but I need every kilobit I can get

And people will still vote for these autocratic bastards. This was entirely predictable given May's sordid history but it's still scandalous. And they'll still go

Actually seething here lads. I adored the 'wild west' aspect of the internet back in the day but these bastards try to completely control it because they're so fucking evil.

bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39987318
Even Conservatives are telling May that she is taking a huge risk with the whole attacking the elderly. Is she going to fuck her campaign enough? Especially how she is branding it as "team may" idk if they would actually start voting differently on mass but it could cause a few safe-ish Tory seats to turn red (maybe yellow? does anyone actually like the lib dems in the real world)

twitter.com/tomfarrell50/status/865990056649076737

Corbyn turned up before a Libertines gig in a packed stadium and gave a quick speech and got a great response.

Things like this and him ambushing Theresa May on the facebook chat thing are great examples of creative, guerilla campaigning. Very impressed with Labour's work this election.

This is like a 10 minute drive away from me. I might have actually gone if I know he would have been there.


My boss and probably other liberal people who have fallen for the media meme around jezza.

can you imagine May doing this?

I know apart with students the only people who would vote lib dem are those from upper class backgrounds and think voting lib dem is rebelling against their Tory parents

Yeah. I can't see any students who have to pay their own tuition vote libdem after their free-tuition lies last time.

The lib dems are a joke, they dont help themselves by saying shit like "we will be the next opposition party" it makes them seem like a joke, I hope they do take a few tory seats in pro remain areas though, but I doubt they can even do that.

Yeah I do think they will pick up a couple of seats from people with EU-boners.

Is there anything to the theory that the Tories are deliberately committing voter suicide with their retarded manifesto and policies so Labour has to handle the complete shitshow that will be Brexit and everything that goes wrong can be used as a stick to reinforce the "SOCIALISM BAD" meme

or am I just being paranoid

maybe some Tory seats in London possibly they one that bi election a while ago

I doubt it I feel like May is under pressure from her party and British bourgeois to do brexit in a way that benefits them

good point

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It's a shame a Liberal surge doesn't seem to be materialising. The poster is basically historically true. (I like it for design reasons.)
Corbyn has a reasonable chance of getting a better vote % than Blair in 2005 but still losing, since the Liberals are dead and the Conservatives aren't.

LABOUR UP TO 35

source?

twitter.com/britainelects/status/866031653315129348

It continues.

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Fuck is he going to do it? He does need to take at least 6 or 7 percentage points from the torys to win. There's still two weeks so who knows

Just imagine how embarrassed May would be if she only gained one seat never mind losing seats

Corbyn surely has to stay if they mid to high 30s are consistent to the end of the election, even if he loses?

Only thing stopping Jez is time.

Time and the tory lead the tory's vote needs to come. Maybe we will see this with pensions getting pissed off and turning to lib dems or labour

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/theresa-may-exclusive-interview-not-abandoning-thatcherism/


wow, what a towering intellect she is
you brits are lucky to have her :^)

who /praying for 1974/ here.
I know that it's a spiked example (Labour would probably have been better off had they lost that election since they inherited a shit economy, and if Labour wins they'll probably be blamed for the upcoming recession) but simply seeing off May would be enough for me.

Poster is from 1978 (Accounts vary as to whether it was used, or they were all burned after the winter of discontent) but I like it.

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Wait, I'm not that familiar with British politics but wasn't that the start of Labour's decline and where everyone got sick of union bullshit?

inb4 Blairposting

twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/866034248259694592?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-39979839

Yes and No. The party actually had some pretty large internal rifts before that (In opposition to Heath they were quite split over the EEC, hence why Harold Wilson, deft politician as he was, offered a referendum to smooth over the cracks.)

It wasn't really the unions fault so much as it was a big collision of factors mostly outwith their control. (Stagflation basically being a global norm and the worst of inflation being inherited from Heath.) Labour probably screwed up when they tried another round of pay restraint in 1978 (with the expectation even lower inflation than the 8% they achieved that year would help them get re-elected.) bringing on a (overblown but extant) wave of strikes.

People kind of got sick of unions because of the impressions created in the bourg press and because of conflation between officially sanctioned strikes and wildcat strikes. But really the blame at the root of it lies with global stagflation. The destruction of trade unions in this country was a tragedy.

I'd go into more detail but I need to run to the shops before they shut so it's not at the front of my mind. I'd say Labour's decline really began after 1979. (although they acceded to capitalist realism at the behest of the IMF.)

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/jeremy-corbyns-10-year-association-group-denies-holocaust/

toriegraph going hard against corbyn already

just another day in their 2 year long smear campaign against corbyn

i think it's working against them now, they're rehearsing old shit. calling corbyn an IRA member or anti semite might have been shocking a year or two ago but the saturation point was hit long ago because the right wing media played their cards too early.

I agree they have been attacking him long before she called an election, and now the spotlight is on him as the "unelectable man" / underdog gaining in polls. Brits love an underdog and the torys have realised they have nothing left to attack him with it will be really interesting to see if Labour do win seats back

Nah, he will need a major shift in Scotland to get a majority if it is this close: but denying May a majority will be a victory in itself.

If the Torys didnt have a majority we could see a Labour minority government, it would be political suicide for the SNP to vote against Labour in Westminster

If there was any justice in this world…

really makes u think

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/peter-hitchens-the-marxist-revolution-is-alive-and-well-in-your-childs-school-.html

But some recent disturbing letters from parents of school-age children made my stomach lurch. I saw in these accounts the gradually solidifying shape of a nasty new intolerance, state-financed and more or less unavoidable by anyone with school-age children.


In the meantime, might these attitudes affect such things as the grading of coursework, job and university applications? I don’t doubt it. Governments come and go, supposedly Left-wing and supposedly Right-wing – though the supposedly Right-wing ones usually turn out to be nothing of the kind. But in the schools, the universities and most of the public sector, the wild Marxist Cultural Revolution quietly continues its long march through the institutions.

Seems Holla Forums did take notice in school.

jesus fucking pissdrinking christ

how is any of this "marxist"

There is no justice only profit.

While this is a bit silly I do think Peter might be onto something with the general erosion of conservative attitudes.

My thinking runs as follows: Christianity and that sort of personal-austerity that can run with certain varieties of it poses problems for consumer capitalist profitability. The two options ahead are to corrupt christianity ("name it and claim it", the US route.) or to push it out of social life so that it becomes meaningless (The British route.)

I'm sure I had more to this thought but really it's rooted in the pretty obvious thing that a Social Democrat has more time for Christian Democracy than for neoliberalism. (Now where's that political horseshoe with communism at the centre…)

It's the spearhead of marxian praxis.

Business follows, it does not lead, for a business cannot afford to be politically incorrect. In 1930's Germany businesses advertised themselves a pure Aryan, in today's Germany they advertise themselves as "diverse". I could go on with examples, point being that businesses never lead ideological changes.

Neo-liberalism is like cultural marxism except that it has Friedman and Hayek instead of Adorno and Marcuse to play the role of the Jew.

idiot

Unless marxists are cultureless beings, which would mean they are low-functioning retards, there has to be a culture of marxism. You could claim that this is a motte-and-bailey argument, but in principle it stands.

The peculairity of the triggered response to the term means that it's on to something regarding marxist self-identity.

That would be Marxist Culture, not Cultural Marxism

or maybe it's an annoying slur/meme based off of nazi propaganda and that posters particularly on leftypol are sick to death of refuting it, you dumb fucker

How about you just admit that none of this has anything to do with marxism and is just the rational conclusion of capitalism's endless drive to commodify culture, atomise society and disrupt community?

you know actual """cultural marxism""" was aimed at preventing culture from being commodified and destroyed by capitalism, yeah?

Not if the implicit undercurrent of marxism is described by calling it cultural; hence cultural marxism.


All the other slurs slide of you like water slides of a raincoat, this one is more sticky, that points to it being made of something else than annoying slurs and memes.


If you had reading comprehension you would understand my comparison as showing an equivalence of the terms; this equivalence being that they are both purely accusatory and instrumentally vague terms that are used to tie any and every change in society as stemming from a political plot rooted in a few nefarious Jews.

wow man you're really smart

Which is pointless since marxism is capitalism, or rather the capitalism of marxism is marxist, capitalism a part, not a separate entity. Marxism seeks to complete it's capitalism, capitalism is correct in making the world a supermarket in which choice is god, the problem is that this is not fulfilled, there are still the oppressions that form roadblocks in the supermarket, communism takes these roadblocks away to fulfill the capitalist wish of pure consumption.

It's actually impressive how much senseless gibberish you managed to fit in such a brief post.

How the fuck do you make a culture of a socioeconomic analysis?

Forgot shitposting flag

- attributed to Tony Blair by Andrew Rawnsley in his Servants Of The People (2001 paperback edition), page 195.

I know, marxism means that you're right because that's what marxism means to you. It's this literalness that makes marxists incapable of meta-analysis.


By basing human activity around said socioeconomic analysis.

there isn't. every country that followed/adopted marxist ideology pretty much stayed the same as they were before, it didn't change their culture.
Russia was a very imperialist country before 1917 and it stayed the same when it became USSR.

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Look at what happened to China, it used to have a rich, deeply rooted high culture. After the cultural marxist revolution, all that was left were the basest desires of greed and power.

Ok you're retard.

Elaborate

Is /r/ukpolitics getting gradually more retarded?
np.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6cbnvy/any_other_young_tories_here_who_always_feel_like/
np.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6c9d16/why_has_rukpolitics_turned_into_a_left_wing_echo/

oi lads. what's the official website for the communist party.

Which one?

the most popular one

communist-party.org.uk/

ta very much

Tory lead in single figures, halved in a week.

twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/866031301031342081

hurrr durrr

lol, what a wonderfful euphemism

looks like the brits on 4pol are finally realising that the tories are bankrupt. They need a push to go to labour though, most of them are throwing their hands up saying they won't vote for anyone.

Well at least Corbyn can match Blair's vote share without the support of any major media news outlet.

It looks like lib dems have switched over to conservatives but it's really lib dems to labour with many labour voters switching to conservatives.

Don't bother, Brits who follow Holla Forums's line of thinking are almost always completely retarded and have confused Britain for America due to their shut in nature combined with the aut-right youtube presence.

I've met Chinese students from over there who are glad they don't believe in those old spooks, they find western obsession with fung shui and taoism cringeworthy.

But they're same kind of rich kids (they were paying £15,000 in annual tuition fees alone) who thought living in the UK was no different to living in China.

How come we didn't make any good memes or image macros to support Corbyn over May?

Cause unlike Trump supporters, we would rather do things that actually help.

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you just need to make them realise that any UKIP support who wants "control" should be voting Labour hands down.

It would be far easier and effective to convince would be Tories to vote for UKIP, splitting their vote. But I want a small majority Tory government so they get blamed for all the fucky shit that's about to happen. Every day there are downplayed warning signs reported in the BBC that our economy is about to shit itself. I don't want a 2008 2: Electoral Boogaloo on Corbyn's watch.
Something in the ballpark of Con 40% - Lab 38% would be nice.

pretty weird you'd say that considering Trump's full blown meme status helped him win the election

lefties please meme this on facebook
youtube.com/watch?v=287Cu5me0Og

Nice meme. He won in the electoral college.

OH DAMN

Fuck off. At least some of us are trying to support Corbyn unlike you nat-fucks.

Holy fucking kek, Corbyn must have done this a few times. I was watching BBC news and he did it to her then too.

If you candidate is backed by Campaign for Socialism, back them. It's the Clause Four Socialist group in Scotland that's linked to Momentum.

Most of the people in it are former Tankies from the 80s, but they're solidly pro-Corbyn.

kezia dugdale literally implied people in the highlands and borders should vote tory or lib-dem to keep the SNP out, even though the SNP would be duty bound to support a corbyn administration.

some of you might be trying but as an institution (or accounting unit) Scottish Labour is nothing but a hindrance to socialism.

I don't know shit about British politics, why would you support them instead of Labour?

Do you have a list of these candidates?

SNP dominate Scotland, with Scottish Labour being pretty cunty a lot of the time.

Explain how modern monetary theory doesn't realistically explain how the central bank function in a monetary economy. I don't even think you understand what modern monetary theory is.

It didn't. I doubt any normal person voted for him based on internet memes and the people who care about those things are both in the minority and also didn't vote.

Also see

Here's the ones that are members (they're basically the Scottish version of Momentum).

Few other ones will be pro-Corbyn but not members.

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The Second is basically what Pol were trying to do in France.

Be real with me, comrades. what are the chances labour will be elected? i'm still seeing a lot of opinion polls in favour of the tories, or is this is just porky shilling?

IMO they shouldn't win, but rather come in close and have the tories win and inevitably fail, causing the overton window to further turn to the radical left.

Irish person supporting Jezza from the sidelines here and I swear reading this Tory campaign to whip up fearmongering about the IRA has me listening to rebel songs and wanting to blow shit up.

why do little englanders care about the IRA more than people in Ireland who were actually, routinely, affected by the troubles?

The right-wing victim complex has been getting out of control recently. Any place where there is any semblance of left-wing view (mainly uni campuses, and internet youth forums) they cry and cry about people not respecting their opinion.

Left-wing economic views aren't at all respected in the media or our broader society, the whole world is a safe space for neoliberals and anywhere that isn't they whine like little bitches.

Shit, just when you think the thieving scum couldn't get any lower, they pull shenanigans like that.

I am tempted. very tempted to suicide bomb a tory rally.

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I don't even care. Hi there, GCHQ. I'm gonna bomb your shit.

do it to a labour rally and say you're opposed to the 50% tax rate in your suicide note

oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-uk-general-election/most-seats

what would that achieve?

make tories look like cunts to neutrals

Jesus christ

Sturgeon got BTFO by this nurse at the Scottish debates today, saying has to go to a foodbank

And then a bunch of SNP fanatics (even an SNP MP) start a witch hunt on twitter, suspecting she's a tory plant in the televised debate audience (which turned out to be false, although strangely the social media trolls did discover she earns £22k, sends kids to private school and goes on expensive holidays)

thank fuck the Tories can't use this shitshow to their advantage, since they're worse on NHS

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

tbf it's rather interesting that she noted the BBC invited her back because she never got to ask about it earlier when she was on question time or something.

despite my usual proclivity for conspiracies, i'm going to suspect it's because the BBC wanted some cheap television attention rather than because they know who their paymasters are. Well, they know their paymasters are also the public since they're expected to compete with Sky and ITV and whatever, but that's not the point, you know what I mean.

since i left it out in a fit of being a retard: the reason it's interesting is obviously because like most of the debate, it was completely irrelevant to the election at hand, discussing devolved issues which we've just come out of an election over.

unhighlight of the night goes to the suggestion sturgeon could lose her seat in this election. to think there was a day they pretended scots had a nuanced understanding of politics on the basis of "SNP at Holyrood, Labour at Westminster"…

Is it happening?

Strong home run for Jezza and it could be. Labour strategists need to earn their money in the next two and a half weeks. A shame there's no debate, because Corbyn would get a huge bump from that after inevitably outclassing May,

the cons know they'll get BTFO in a debate and that's why they're avoiding it. I like in a tory stronghold and i'm pretty sure this entire county might be a swing region.

anyone else worried that if somehow Labour wins they'll be left with dealing with a hard brexit and the inevitable shitstorm which will kill their popularity?

i'm pretty sure they'll at least try to soften it

Very much. The British are not a smart bunch.

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a blow is still a blow even if it's softened
frankly the best scenario I can think of is tories winning by a small margin, getting the blame for all the problems and corbyn & co dragging them through the mud every step of the way
and then a labour win in 2022
and melenchon as well, maybe also podemos getting into government, so there's a kind of socialist-ish community in europe instead of the neoliberal status quo

but what I believe will happen is the knives will come out as soon as the election is over and the blairites will start fucking with him again

what is wrong with /r/labouruk

you know that phrase "if you don't stand for something you;ll fall for anything"? well i used to believe it until visiting that sub. centrist shits dont stand for anything except being against everything corbyn does

my thoughts are that if Corbyn doesn't win this, labour will go back to being a blairite circlejerk

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Wow, people are stupid

yes, the left is between a rock and a har dplace
they either win and inherit a world of shit
or lose and get shanked by the blairites

Right now, the two most recent polls from YouGov and Survation suggest to me that the Tories would only get a majority of 36

Sure, your scenario sounds nice but would a small Tory majority be more or less conducive to Scottish independence? That's gotta be a vital part of your european progressive fightback too

Britain is heading for another crash

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/28/2008-crash-government-economic-growth-budgetary-surplus

Best case scenario is to lose, but lose by 2-3%, barely enough to complain about Blairites who sabotaged the election.

>Tfw you've gone from "The SDP were cool" naivite to unironically agreeing with "one of the advantages of extremism is that it makes you feel good" and wishing the left could make an alliance with the right on the basis of "…and moderates" even though "after hitler our turn" didn't turn out well the first time, simply out of a sense of despair and having nothing to lose.
still like Shirley Williams though.


It seems probable the entire world is. Retail slowdown in the US, Cassandra Keen saying Australian housing's going to go, and apparently George Osbourne's changes to mortgage taxes or something has fucked the Buy-To-Let sector. (And on that note there are a huge number of unsecured interest only mortgages in the UK. Fun stuff: drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view )

Corbyn is rly trying to get the youth to vote

You know what, bring it on. Maybe a few eyes will be opened that neolib status quo will be the death of us

HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Post rare McDonnells lads

i love the guy but he's such an awful speaker lmao

May is not much better TBH

I agree but people I speak to seem to actually genuinely believe she's strong and stable lel

I disagree. Then again, my opinions are usually quite far from typical.

so did he

Eh, I partially see it but he comes across all-right. To a degree I think it benefits him to not have the stupid voice coaching style that you usually see. (I mean could you imagine Tony Blair not looking like a total twat speaking there? Ignore Iraq, Ignore Tory-Lite and just imagine his voice with the insistent. punctuation. with ridiculous. emphasis. education education, education, economic activity is best left to the. private sector. with. market forces. allowed to operate…)


May unironically has autism or something. There are literal robots (in Japan, probably.) that come across as more human than May. It's unsettling. Actually that's why she disturbs me so much. She is the uncanny valley incarnate. Too human to be a lizard, too lizard to be human.

bit ableist tbh

I think they like him for how uncharismatic his speeches are tbh. Makes him seem more down to earth

LONG LIVE COMRADE COMMISSAR CORBYN!

Why is the British national thread cyclical, but the other national threads not? (Dutch and German)

Imperialism

Because 🍀🍀🍀they🍀🍀🍀 want to quarantine all the Anglos in one thread.

Scheiß Inselaffen

This is primarily an anglophone board, so there's more Brits here. Also us Americans retain a perverse inferiority complex toward the UK, so we're more interested in their politics than other countries'.

what does brit think of aaron bastani / novara media?

How likely is a second Scottish independence referendum, Brits?

At the moment everyone is being very circumspect as to whether they'd outright Catalonia Scotland (i.e. ignore that the Scottish parliament has already voted in favour of having one, but still officially needs the power transferred from London to hold a "binding*" one. Theoretically they could hold a non-binding one but it'd be a glorified opinion poll.)

*technically we don't have binding referendums because parliament is held above everything, but they've held to the rules voluntarily every time thusfar.

So it's hard to say between "reasonably possible", it depends a lot on how things slide. (They either slide towards "okay, now it's the time", or towards "No we've been very clear on this, people don't really want one…")

50/50 under corbyn, 100% impossible under may, but i doubt the scots really want it as it would mean punishing austerity to meet the entry requirements for the euro, or an equally punishing period to set up their own currency which would also mean about 25 years of economic hardship

feels pretty bad, lads. i'm not that bad of an englishman

Brexit hangs by the same thread, so they don't have much of a choice in that regard. And if remoaners get their way for a second poll, the gentlemans' agreement regarding "nonbinding" polls might crack apart, causing actual binding referenda to happen.

Ebin meme.

It's incredible that the Tories' shameless power grab might backfire, and all they had to do was open their mouths to lose support.


Jesus Christ, that's obscene. It's like the right doesn't even remember the bit about "governing" and think they got a ticket to take everything that isn't nailed down.


I'm mirin'. That's the physique I want to have and can't get.

I realize it gives the right-wing oxygen (needlessly, just because no significant leftist political force has openly endorsed it), but the EU has to be put out of its misery before it can drag Europe down with it.

Everything potentially good about the EU was overtaken by hardcore laissez-faire neolib ideologues during the 2000s. Brexit, and the potential for Frexit next election (not just LePen, even Jean-Luc holds them at arms length) are the last chance for the EU to either be reformed into something useful, or be destroyed and replaced by something better.

I actually support Brexit if it happens under a leftist government, but the idea that opposition to the government's current strategy is "moaning" is simultaneously laughable and slightly disgusting.

neoliberalism will die, it's just a matter of time. it's becoming less and less credible by the day.

Most of those people sincerely think the EU in its current state is defensible, they're 100% status quo "centrists" in favor of austerity budgets, deregulation, and open borders under New Labour. They have no actual opinions on policy, and care only about "stability".

Moaning is the sum total of their objection on any political subject.

need a meme of "who would you vote for, with Corbyn and May as Dumbledore and Umbridge

[blairite screeching]

But… how can you have deregulation and austirity leading to "stability"???

By creating "confidence" in the "Markets"

sounds like oh dearism


that's what centrists actually believe, insofar as they believe anything

Oh, and one other thing that this attitude cultivates: They blame every one of the Tory manifesto's "new" policies on Brexit, pretending that Brexit negotiations imbued the Tories with magical unilateral legislative power, ignoring that (like any international treaty) all of it still has to go through the same channels as it would without Brexit. And the Tories are all to happy to play along with this delusion, "justifying" the complete nonparticipation of Labour/Progressive/SNP in negotiations.


Because government is perpetually teetering on the brink of collapse and bankruptcy, whereas the free market is of inherently as stable as the Rock of Gibraltar. That's just human nature.

nothing pisses me off like this religious bullshit.

at first i thought "oh, actually the religious analogy is great! it's dismissive, but basically accurate", now i'm just sitting here screaming: jesus christ, they've actually done it, they've actually made a god out of the abstract motions of a bunch of jumped up gamblers. we have to behave ourselves because they're crazy and we don't know what we're doing.

it's not fun. at least prayer was personalised, at least I could pray to god for the famine to end. Neoliberalism won't even let the individual have that.

I would accept that as accelerationism… if I didn't know it will lead to worse days for me and fascism for Europa…

All humans are morons, and going by your definition almost everyone who complains about anything is just moaning.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. Political debate is entirely pointless. The future will happen when it happens, and it will probably be shit regardless of what any of us do. Suicide is probably the most sensible policy decision.

If you're smart/lucky enough you should become porky while you still can.
If not, start stockpiling lube.

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Someone retwat this to Rowling

Based Neville

twitter.com/NevilleSouthall

i-is it really happening?

btw, last day to register to vote. tell your friends.

I'm not optimistic yet but I don't think he's going to do as bad as initially thought.

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Huge U-Turn on the social care proposals just annouced by Theresa May.

They're apparently going to have a cap so the amount you have to pay towards social care is restricted. However, she failed to mention what this cap might be.

In any case, it's a massive climbdown and means that she'll get torn apart in the press for the next couple of days at least.

It seems to me that the Tories are either purposefully trying to lose the election or really are just that incompetent that they can blow a 20 point poll lead in the space of a few weeks.

Tories officially on the back foot, Corbyn coming in with the jabs. This is turning out so much better than I thought

And when people realise a cap doesn't really mean much they will still be pissed off. All the tory papers are going to have to u turn too and that might get a few people at least annoyed by may.

Yup. This is the best bit really.

This "u-turn" has all of the publicity of a u-turn but none of the benefits a proper u-turn would have brought.

Just a matter of time until the house of cards comes falling down.

not looking too strong and stable right now is she?

UK media's obsession with Jeremy Corbyn

youtube.com/watch?v=zR-OVN6BR7Y

Typical.

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how can you be 18 and not have an NI number?

ignore shitposting flag

Not him but I was just never sent one for some reason.

I also just received this 3 fucking days after I applied to vote

it's a shame the generation younger than them aren't as uncucked

stfu and get down the town hall lad

I don't live in the UK but I am eligible to register through my parents.

Don't worry, you'll be able to form big boy thoughts when you, too, are older.

This article is pretty funny
independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-conservative-manifesto-jeremy-corbyn-taxation-winter-fuel-allowance-a7743311.html

I can't believe that simple point eluded you. Never mind.

No, I understood it. It was written with the elegance of a stuttering Romanian at a customs raid.

Oh I'm sorry, is this thread where we enter our dissertations for our politics degrees?

based mark steel

Calm down reddit.

wait? This isn't a PolSci uni course?

you can email your local council return officer with pictures of your passport I have a friend with no NI number and thats what he had to do

So just to be clear I made my point, you apparently understood it perfectly, acted like a smart arse for no apparent reason, and because I didn't offer to suck your dick in gratitude you decided I'm from reddit?
Great contribution user.

Yes. The only adjustments I'd make to it was the original point was poorly worded and not particularly inspiring or witty, and I decided your final retort was sassy and passive aggressive enough to be reddit tier.

omfg piss off dickhead

twitter.com/SirBasilBrush
How do we stop this smug Tory cunt?

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I prefer to call it "the learning process"

habbenings

Reminder:

If you live in Scotland and vote Labour, you deserve to be shot and hung.

Not only does it increase the number of seats that the Tories could win due to vote-splitting, it also gives Westminster an excuse to block another Scottish referendum.

Also the SNP would be far more reliable parliamentary allies of Corbyn than a Scottish Labour branch full of blairites, careerists and right wing opportunists.

But without any learning.
A novel approach, human ingenuity at it's finest.

is it happening?

Reminder that Nationalism is the antithesis of Socialism.

Solidarity folks.

polls don't mean shit unless you turn out to vote on the day, it's probably a globalist ruse to make us complacent and let the tories in again.

Had to screencap this one I was so impressed.

twitter.com/search?q=make june the end of may&src=typd

I-I'm not out of touch.

can anyone tell me how the tories are doing in the meme wars on twitter and normiebook?

19/17 comr8

decimated
Labour has a social media stranglehold

Corbyn's all over it, cause of the generational gap. Youth are pro-Labour.

Numbers of under 25s registering to vote is promising; today's the deadline.

go on /r/labour instead

So the tories have paid ads on "Dementia tax"

Does anyone already have a bot written which could spam such a thing?

Soon.

good to hear, just make sure to get everyone you know to vote.
a forum i use is an irritatingly right wing echo chamber, i cbf dealing with the mental gymnastics going on there right now.

don't get complacent lads and lasses

BREAKING MAY BLOCKED CORBYN ON PORKYBOOK

Has anyone seen the clips from the Andrew Neil May interview. She is so fucking uncharismatic every second she is on the air is going to loose Tory votes. I have never seen a politicians stick to a pre planned script like that ever. In David Cameron was better than this

Just the way she says "Andrew" is sickening fucking hell this she is awful

say it with me now:
mummy
may

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you just kinda live in this weird inertia generated by all the normal shit you do

I just saw this on normiebook, up your game Holla Forums

Have not made a single meme lads for this election might do so

This is a meme position used to mask British nationalism, consciously or not. Why does solidarity always stop at the English channel? Why can a true internationalist not operate over even a comparatively open border like that with Ireland?

(As noted in "The end of british politics?")

> But the post-war settlement was not just a matter of constructing an imaginary past. It involved important policy commitments in the here and now. It meant a system of social citizenship which redefined what it meant domestically to be British. It meant a set of economic theories which gave the central British state responsibility for steering the whole economy. It meant new international alliances which readapted the imperial mission to the world of NATO and the Cold War, and which committed the state to a uniquely high level of military spending. The domestic props of this reimagined Britain collapsed in the 1970s; the international components had to be refashioned after the collapse of the Soviet bloc in 1989. Reimagining the British state has since then been the central task of policy makers, especially of policy makers at the metropolitan centre. Chapter 4 describes this: the great burst of innovation which encompasses the years of Thatcherite triumphalism and New Labour adaptation. The years after 1979 saw a flowering of policy creativity which refashioned the shape of the state and offered new visions of its domestic and international purposes. All this came to a dead end in the second decade of the 21st century. It was destroyed by a great contradiction in domestic policy: the state simultaneously tried to reimagine Britain but pursued economic policies which contributed to communal dissolution.

Britain isn't special. The sooner it dies and is forced to recognise this the better. This fucking chauvinism towards the rest of the world, even among the presumable left, is both laughable from a post-imperial King Laius state and remarkably tedious. From Shetland to Cornwall you matter, after that - well, you're a bit weird aren't you. We'll just watch from afar…

NEC expels members for mean comments on twitter

The NEC are fucking faggots who cucked us out of deselecting the Blairites.

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Have any of you lot seen the interviews daily politics is doing with the smaller parties? There's something quite appealing about hearing unapologetic marxist orthodoxy on the beeb.

Workers Revolutionary Party (my personal favourite)
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0538vyf

Alliance for Green Socialism
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0535zff

Socialist Party of Great Britain
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p052qkp1

Reminder that she's not talking about tactical voting to keep the tories out.

Describe Tories with one word.

pernicious

parasites

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-39974811?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-39979839&link_location=live-reporting-story
what the fuck are they doing are they trying to loose

idea: just as the upcoming recession hits let the SNP hand power to this coalition of hilarity via green abstention, then fuck with it from the sidelines (since green+SNP still has a majority) and blame them for all the declines in living standards, funding, etc, then vote the coalition of fucking kek out of power in time for the next election, leaving all 3 parties to campaign with that huge stain on their record.

won't happen but would be kekworthy.

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it just shows how critically out of touch these people are.

What next, "kill the poor"?

the pretence of caring, of being the parental figure who goes "I know you don't want to work because you're paralysed from the neck down/live in a town where the sole source of employment is the job-centre, but this is for your own good…" annoys me more than the callousness.

that would be an act of mercy at this point.
can't have that old chap, make the blighters sweat a little first eh?

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Scum

I wouldn't be surprised if they want to lose so that Labour have to deal with the brexit shit and they can sweep the election next time.

Socialists

Bourgeois

Just going to leave this here boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/126597647#p126604253

twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/866746238435282944

anyone else have a soft spot for ed despite him not being anywhere near /our guy/ material? seems like a decent guy

Kek, those Tories. A Tory who is voting Labour says "Because the only justification for voting conservative is either you're rich and want to get richer or you think you're too good to vote labour, neither of which are very popular opinions" and they all immediately jump down his neck calling him a dole scrounger.

tfw you will never move to Scotland and wander through the highlands with your Sheltie :(

literal scum

twitter.com/britainelects/status/866670257968214016

On the one hand, your line of thought makes perfect sense. On the other, every defeat for the SNP also turns into a defeat for independence.

daily reminder to vote LIBERAL for our children.

lul

A lot of people forget that most of these people don't want believe themselves evil. They have to convince themselves either that the people they're harming deserve to suffer and die, or that causing them to suffer and die is actually helping them. They're lying to themselves just as much as they're lying to the British people.

pretty much
coming face to face with the fact that your actions, your beliefs, hurt people and cause misery must be a huge shock so people do what people always do when faced with such experiences - rationalize them away

Hmm

I wonder who could be behind this

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love-a-lot bear is socdem

I find it weird how he tries to be more public lately, seemingly not realizing that he is perhaps the single most hated person in Britain.

Fuck is this what being Holla Forums feels like?

Suddenly ISIS

You know, the Soviets really were way ahead on the propaganda game than the entire rest of the world for a ong time.

soviet propaganda is outright art
i forget the wording but i can give the gist
"Washington style peace"
"neutron bombs leave valuable property intact"
"evolution?"

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fuck me

We're fucking doomed

Reminder that Operation Gladio was real.

But there's nothing left in the poster…

That's the kind of shit Porky would say.


You know, considering the aut-right's losing streak after Trump, Corbyn really has it in the bag.

the gold frame for a globe remains while the globe itself is gone. the "valuable" material part is retained.

Could there be a spike in UKIP support now that could eat into tory polls and lead Corbs to victory?

Seeing as it was in the north, it could go the other way. Labour voters switching to UKIP.

You could hear the cheers come from Conservative party HQ when they got news of this terrorist attack.

Seriously

Didn't every earlier poll show UKIP completely obliterated now that the Tories stumbled into executing the centrepiece of the UKIP platform?

The general region of the north you're talking about is the last major red stronghold in the UK.

Wouldn't fucking surprise me

Reminds me of the Hungarian referendum on immigration.

Perfidious

Seriously hoping it wasn't a muslim.

why?

A man exploded, of course he was Muslim.

Am I dead inside or some shit. I'm mostly annoyed that I have to listen to people talk about this boring shit all day.

im the opposite, I usually jump on Holla Forums when shit like this happens and watch the nonsense. But, maybe because I lived in MCR for 5 years, today I just feel quite sad about the whole thing. Bombing children man, is this the new normal?

I'm more annoyed at all the handwringing about them not having our impeccable moral standards when it comes to indiscriminate bombing campaign.

I think I'm just a very unemotional person about this kinda thing. I don't really know tbqh.


Maybe it's something like this. People die everyday, it doesn't really make a difference in my mind if they were down the road or across the world, I didn't know them any better. Might just be the depression meme though. |

This will almost certainly good them a boost….. we can always hope it was some sort of neo nazi but I really doubt that

IMHO there is a large moral and practical difference between ‘’’’’allowing’’’’’ evil through ignorance/incompetence/indifference, versus ‘’’’’doing’’’’’ evil through willful approval/action. Equating the incidental death of innocent bystanders, to the intentional priority targeting of innocents, is absolutely reprehensible.

That said, my objection to this inanity is that terrorism is so far down the list of priorities, it's utterly dwarfed by the opportunity cost of all the hoo-rah we give it (not to mention that terrorism is primarily a symptom of other problems, so direct countermeasures are largely an inefficient use of resources against it).

I feel you. For pretty much my entire life the US has been at war with some tiny country or another, bombing indiscriminately and not giving a single shit about it. Just a year or two ago, the US flattened a Doctors Without Borders hospital in Afghanistan and absolutely nothing was done about it. So why should I muster a single fuck just because some Westerners get added to the body count?

You are rapidly approaching memeball territory considering how many schools and hospitals we bomb every year.

I mean, they aren't wrong.

Just realised the tories are gonna use this to push for even higher surveillance. Who's ready to get fucked in the name of "safety"?


Glad I'm not alone then. People will probably think you're a nutter if you say this though which is bizarre. I've just kept my mouth shut about it today so I don't piss off any co-workers.

youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
fucking hell

Compare the famines and (variously denied or covered up) genocides of modern nations, to the cheerfully acknowledged extermination campaigns of the colonial and pre-modern eras.

One of them is seen as a moral failing by its perpetrators and/or those who support them, and can be eliminated through simple practical reform. The other is seen as a core policy or even moral imperative, and is infinitely harder to overturn.

Even ignoring the massive gulf of depravity, that is a substantial practical difference.

So what is exactly wrong with /r/ukpolitics?

It's a politics subreddit, of which there are no good ones?

Yeah you've convinced me, if they want to play they should launch a military campaign against us and only bomb our civilians when a chunk of their multi-billion dollar arsenal accidentally hits a civilian target. Intent is very important to consider when you're killing hundreds of thousands of people.

Setting aside the political viability of terrorism as a whole for its purported goals, the effectiveness of targeting innocents is highly debatable:
exiledonline.com/wn-38-ira-vs-al-qaeda-i-was-wrong/

what in tarnation

via

what are the odds he was ira

source?

thesun.co.uk/news/3625746/the-harm-done-by-jeremy-corbyn-and-john-mcdonnell-sucking-up-to-the-ira/
do they not break election media rules with this shit. This is a new low for the sun

Truly we live in marvelous times

They'll come for every kuffar, commie or not.

Clearly one of those white supremist nazi fascist I have been hearing about in the media.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/manchester-arena-attack-isis-responsible-claim-suicide-bombing-islamic-state-ariana-grande-concert-a7751221.html

ISIS confirmed

It's true though. Corbyn was an active IRA supporter.

Media bias? where?

I don't think you honestly follow this line of logic. Just a year ago the Pakistani goverment killed civilians, yet you will care when neo-nazi's add a few paki's to the bodycount.

Leftist hatred isn't unspecified aloofness, though it is preferably presented as such.

But these frames are no doubt brass. The globe was more valuable than that. Didn't they have some autist to consult with?


Zero. None of their million offshoots stands to gain anything from this.

what the fuck are you on about?

So ya think this is gonna swing the election or something, ya nob?

yes?

There's always the chance of the media over-doing the demonization of the opponent and back-firing on them, just like with Trump.

Don't know - Corbyn must address these matters if he wants to have a chance.

I suppose the stormfags are going to go into maximum overshill about this

There's literally nothing wrong with supporting the IRA.

other than that they don't really exist anymore

Then embrace the highlighting by the media that Corbyn supported an organization with which there is nothing wrong.

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/exclusive-mi5-opened-file-jeremy-corbyn-amid-concerns-ira-links/

b-begorrah…

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-says-there-could-be-benefits-to-opening-diplomatic-back-channels-with-isis-a6817181.html

Seriously, even USSR and other socialist countries didn't negociate with death cults- jihad terrorist groups like Daesh.

Loads of countries have contact details of terrorist group in the case of a kidnapping. It's really not that uncommon except it is very hush hush.

please stop LARPing

The limeys know!

How is there no countryball comic depicting ISIS campaigning for the Tories?

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Because the last people ISIS would want are people who are saying they're going to reduce immigration?

I'm not an expat; I live in a crown dependency.

Do they, though?

Almost all of the terrorists are either British born or from the Commonwealth.

>military adventurism that pours a tsunami of recruits into ISIS and some poz slurped up, because porky's gonna get those cheap scabs anyway they can
>islamic pozloads pumped into western society and some military adventurism drives ISIS recruitment, because neolibs are also neocons at heart
Tories are better for ISIS, but this is pretty much a win-win scenario for them until actual populist candidates get a direct shot, instead of having to put up with shitheel intermediaries from the neolib/neocon parties.

STOP TRYING TO KICK THE FUCKING BALL, CHARLIE.

The question is, how aware is the public that Tories are currently as immigration-happy as it gets? Everyone always automatically assumes that a rightwing party will be tougher on immigration, but modern Western Europe most definitely bucks the trend, because the government is all Porky all the time.

If you're gonna make memes or slapfight on social networks, point out that Tories (and Merkel's rightwing party, for that matter) pushed hard for immigration.

You retarded moron. "Xenophobic" candidate elected=New recruits for ISIS, that's logical. If you have a person that you can demonize to make it look like she's the ennemy of muslims that'll mean more radicalization and more recruits.
Basically ISIS and the Police State are each other's useful idiots, they have a mutually benefitial relationship.

Another good one to point out is that while May has said she plans to reduce immigration to X number by 2020 or whatever but she want trying to do the same thing with no success when she was home secretary.

It was all going so great and then ISIS fuckers fucked everything. Why would they stop us from having a great left victory ? Why are they so inhuman ?

Why does this even matter? 22 kids just died you fucking psycho

Radical liberalism.

It would hurt the left

Corbyn should campaign for rigorous state atheism, closing of all religious schools, forced integration and a massive crackdown on Islamism.

Because it would require the left concede this point to the right. Since the left is essentially a hollow shell, theoretically and practically, giving one position would likely lead to a series of cascading failures that end in total theoretical annihilation. Furthermore, the left does not have the energy required to fill the shell with actual substance. That would actually require engaging with people, with their failures and resolving them.

Further symptoms of this disease would include

1) Accelerationism, which is merely opportunism (in the original sense) adapted to the 21st century.

2) Obsession with "reclaiming thinkers" such as Nick Land. The logic is that once these thinkers are shown to be really /ourguy/, one does not have to engage with his recent work or struggle with his actual actions. No, it is merely sufficient for this heroic individual to be on our side, since his symbolic status somehow negates the truth of his actual ideas. Somehow.

Retard

This guy gets it; ISIS and the basis of modern salafist terrorism is to make a clear divide between Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb. Forming a real life black and white divide for Muslims to follow. It's just like a Wahhabist rendition of dialectical materialism where they accelerate their ideals by being the change they want ie killing of heathens and global sharia.
When this divide between the "Islamic world" and the "western world" becomes unclear to Muslims; liberalism naturally occurs. Hence why you got gay Caliphs in the somewhat poly-cultural Umayyadi Córdoba Caliphate when the lines between 'the righteous muslim' and 'the filthy kuffur' no longer made sense when half of your neighbours were catholic, you spoke Spanish and you learnt pagan Greek philosophy from your Jewish teacher at school.

Al religions are reactionary, Islam especially so. There is literally nothing wrong with cracking down on religion.

WE POLICE STATE NAO

Wasn't UK already a police state ?

Corbyn about the attack

Despite my disagreement, I agree that religious schools should be completely abolished. The Muslim and Hasidic Jewish schools here are probably the worst since they encourage fierce segregation and some of the Jewish schools being flat out illegal and only teaching religious text. I don't agree with religion as anything larger than a local community.

So then, was the bomber making a point about Western fun?

It's good cop, bad cop, isn't it?

It was a mercy killing. The alternative was those kids growing up in the miserable wastelands of the UK, forced to slave away for decades while surrounded by politically apathetic retards who think East Enders and "footy" is the height of culture. Death is ethically neutral, while continued existence in this country is a very large negative.

Fuckin hell some people are idiots. Just saw a load of shit saying they should just monitor the internet of the muslims. Not only is that basically not possible but in the same thread someone was saying to just use tor or whatever. If you can do it so can they.

well then do us all a favour and off yourself, edgelord

ignoring that, if you atleast want to feel like whoever you voted in wants to stop terrorism, HAS to be some rightwing dufus,
its sad but "the lefts" alignment with those sjw, has hurt the stance of socialism a great deal

So what? Tens of thousands of people are going to die today. What makes these comfortable little crackers so special?

They were targeted.

man oh man, as to most people that die today, they had family and friends, children and grandchildren and all those people have to suffer now. I dont know why you cant grasp how killing random people is a bad thing.

And? Are all the victims in Yemen not being targeted? Or in Mosul? How many people today are going to die from drones? Am I supposed to weep for them all? Or are you some Yankee Candle shill trying to get me to buy up a bunch of votive candles?

I didn't say it wasn't bad dummy, I just don't see why I should care. The US has been occupying, invading, or fighting some some country or another for my entire life. What difference does twenty more bodies on the pile make?

Yes, even if just a bit. This ability is what the spectacle has stripped from our souls.

yes, you did, you even insulted the victims
and that is also something worth criticising, so whats your point?
the pile is 20 bodys higher, obviously

I guess there's no point in even talking to you any more since you can't even read
Again, and? So fucking what? Maybe if they had better taste in music they would be alive today.

bestlolita.tk

normalizing
dehumanizing

Call me when you approach something like an argument.

Oh sorry for carrying about an incident that happened in close proximity to me and resulted in the death of several innocent kids, next time I'll be sure to list every single ongoing conflict worldwide before daring to have an opinion.

I'm sure those corpses appreciate your butthurt moralism

Not to be a colossal fag, but being angry at virtue-signalling politicians and their lackeys shouldn't get in the way of your own humanity.

I've just realized that Corbyn has a great opportunity to win by attacking the tories on their cuts to the police.

Did this work for Callaghan, who insisted on a functional British military, against Thatcher, who intended to sell the entire British government, including all the war materiel that she was lucky enough to have still had when the Falklands were invaded?

People are dumb. The torys are fucking dumbest though when it comes to the internet have you read the stuff they want to do with encryption, they have no idea how the real world works

damn

Keep in mind that a good deal less people actually oppose Labour policies than than are merely indifferent to them. That graph only show the percentage that specifically approve of policies, this PDF is the full poll data.

Fuckin class cucks eh.
I still think labour should run with it just to secure that weed teen demographic.


Still pretty small.

Not really, Adam Smith himself noted that if China suddenly disappeared into the abyss and everyone there died, people would feel a bit sad - probably genuinely - and then sleep soundly, but if they lost a finger they'd be devastated beyond consolement.

If anything the constant reminder that some people died somewhere is a bit spectacular in itself. Is it shit, I mean, yeah? Does it actually have any impact on me? Not really.

Despook me on Corbyn. I hear he's bretty good, but exactly how bretty?

Why would you want to increase the costs of hiring people? They want to destroy the economy just to fuck over immigrants?

It's like looking into someone's colon and complaining that it's dirty there.

Nice dubs comrade :D

There are 1.5 million unemployed people in this country already.
Maybe Porky ought to train some of them before importing a skilled migrant.

I heard UKIP say they want an exam system for schoolkids to encourage them to get into Trade jobs, not sure if the Tories picked it up

Reserve pool of labour, user.

Labour are promising an end to Saudi arms deals though
so they're literally the best choice if terrorism actually scares you

Lets hope this message manages to get out to the public

how do you meme something like that without exploiting tragedy though?

This.

How do we dispel the 'us vs them' mentality? It's such a simplistic view, such an easy pill to swallow so many kneejerkedly accept it, especially working class people, I hate to say. Just the other day I was in a taxi and the radio was on about the incident and the guy was all "we're at fookin war innit, we need to start taking it to their country" I shit you not he said "there's only one man who can fix this, Donald Trump". I didn't think there were people that retarded here, American-tier retarded. How are people so thick they don't realise interventionism just makes things worse, as proven time and time again? And abandoning all class interests in favour of reactionary parties who offer to be the strongman against terrorism.

I wish Corbyn would get all Nuremberg Rallies about it like he did with the Iraq War, we need this kind of energy behind an anti-interventionist message.

Find opponents exploiting the tragedy in reverse and jump down their necks.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/867848021182173185

POST MANCHESTER ATTACK POLL AND LABOUR ARE WITHIN 5 POINTS OF THE TORIES HOLLLLLYY SHIEEET

Maybe the world isn't so bad afterall? Just kidding.

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Is he going to win ? Can he do it ? Is he doing it ?

By the ways, do you people here know his manifesto or support him without reasons ?

Any chance Lib Dems form a coalition or do they love Mummy May too much?

Manifesto was posted here ages ago and discussed at length. Some of that discussion is in this very thread

Only if it's revealed that Mummy May deliberately didn't stop the bomber.

Really makes you think about how bad May is, eh?

UNELECTABLE MAN ELECTED AGAIN

Could Corbyn take advantage of pointing out how May cut police numbers, etc, or will he bumble around this?

twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/867849419089092614

Corbyn's anti Iraq War activism and anti imperialist credentials bode very well and will actually win people over. Even your numbest little Englander realises the war on terror is not working.

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-vows-to-tackle-causes-of-terrorism-in-wake-of-manchester-attack_uk_59270349e4b061d8f8200b0f?

briefing on jezza's speech tomorrow so yes

Mistake for Jezza to personally make a statement like that. This is the sort of thing you leave to others, so you don't seem "divisive" after such a tragic event.

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And here I thought his only hope was to go full tankie and start shitting on religion.

No fucking shit.

Holy shit this is starting to luck possible guys.

I can tell you're young and in your early dawkins phase, because literally anyone who's lived through the original war on terror knows that shit is counter-productive.

You forget about the Shy Tory factor.

They've factored expected turnout into the polls this time by demographic group.

Shy tory factor is an old meme, and implies that voting tory isn't the assumed default be the culture and media. If anything it's more "embarrassing" to vote for "comrade Jeremy"

I didn't mean War on Terror, I meant Remove Kebab.

lol are like 17?

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This poll adjusts for that anyway. So if it still exists May's still in deep shit and if it doesn't she might actually be losing lmfao

Okay Holla Forums, you have a gun with two bullets and you're in a room with these three…

What would shooting Clinton accomplish at this point?

The catharsis of justice. For Seth.

May hasn't actually done anything yet, has she? So, Merkel.

honestly Merkel's party would just win again with someone way more to the right

britainelects.com/polling/polling-averages/

Maybe Corbyn should do one of these corny E-Sports team introduction videos that are played when they are about to play on the main stage.

They are corny as fuck, but they wouldn't do them if their market researchers said it will get them more views.

It's sad that voter's nowadays (not just millenials, that meme needs to die) only understand politics through pop-cultural references.

Can Jezza gulag The Sun editorial staff?

Yeah, but Rowling is a retard with a child's mind and is desperately trying to cling to the pre-teen and teen audiences after millennials grew up and grew out of her books. That's why she is constantly re-writing her characters for wokeness cred.

Weird. In our country, if you are a citizen, you are automatically allowed to vote for all coming elections ever.

relevant take
samkriss.com/2016/09/13/jk-rowling-and-the-cauldron-of-discourse/

GULAG LIST:
Paul Dacre
JK Rowling
Dan Hodges

But of course.
Rowling was the main fundraiser for the "No" camp in the Scottish referendum. And soon she can do so again.
Also she wasted a lot of money in the #SaveLabour camaign against Corbyn, this time it clearly failed.
Her books no longer provide her income to maintain her lavish lifestyle. So she is shitting out a lot of books and movie rights recently. Also a theatre release and it wouldn't surprise me if we get a botched Harry Potter MMO soon.

I am not touching that new stuff, since I know that my money will be used against my interests. I only liked the first three tomes, before the romance plot tumour struck.
Why is One Piece the only work of fiction that gets this shit right?

This is absolutely true. Point to 3 things when taling to people about Manchester and the election.
1. Jezza was against invading Iraq.
2. Jezza was against invading Libya (Its come up that the kid who carried out the attack actually is directly connected to libyan rebels read terrorist fanatics who overthrew Quadaffi
3. Jezza wants to put more cops on the streets


I would shoot Clinton twice.

WALL LIST:
Tony Blair
Rupert Murdoch
all Blairites
entire Tory party

some of Corbyn's speech tomorrow. entirely sensible.

But what about the tax cuts for the rich?

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and i thought that was a thing patreons had to avoid

In time, people will probably just come to expect those with patreon accounts to be cartoon pornographers.

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The first ones in the Gulags will be the early naysayers.

YOU ARE HERE

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Premier Corbyn will be in Downing!

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Just look at this smug motherfucker.

If ever there was a time to brigade a Sargon video

it's fucking happening

guys there's a corbyn = nazbol thread on Holla Forums

is it happening

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/127135138

Wew lads this is some funny shit

youtube skeptics ar esome of the stupidest (and funniest) people alive. they are neo-cons but without the regular jesus is actually my dad shit. basically trots but shitty liberal assholes.

The funny thing is the Corbyn is probably the more pro-Brexit of the two, but the dumb shills are just trying to push an agenda so they don't give a shit

Everyone knows Corbyn is openly trade-protectionist. If Labour would just stop bending the knee on immigration, they'd win in a walk.

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I've been doing some digging, and I've found that as if the last poll, the Tories have taken a dip in popularity in the constituency I live, not by much but it may be a good omen.

I freaking love this elections. Whatever happens, the tories become less popular, it's like they're absolute evil, and whatever bad thing happens, it is because of one of their awful policies.

THE DIALECTIC IS IN MOTION

Holy fuck. The daily mail article on Corbyn's speech has top comments in support of his views. The fucking daily mail.

Even the autistic screeching from top Tories can't distort Corbyn's common sense analysis of the causes of terrorism.

It's Jeremy Corbyn's birthday.

Wish this smug motherfucker good luck.

Well if he wins, Brexit will be associated with Labor instead of being a huge stain on the Tories' report card at Porky High. Let's be honest, their campaign has been so absurdly terrible it does look suspicious.


"Skeptic" is turning into a cultural segment of sorts, isn't it? The modern day equivalent of rightwing crackpots, trying to hide their ignorance and delusions behind a facade of presentability and numbers.

All jokes aside, which parties or candidates would you consider giving your support to?

Labour.

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Labour

I mean, I 'support' Labour and want Corbyn to win obviously but since I live in Scotland I'll probably actually vote SNP over Scottish Labour, as some have already suggested. It's a safe seat anyway.

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If you vote Labour due to the safeness of the seat then it will boost his numbers in general.

I'm in Scotland too. The SLab Blairites would prefer a Conservative government than a Corbyn-led one. Vote SNP - they'll work with Corbyn anyway and we might get another independence referendum out of it.

Wouldn't /leftylad/ be a better name for this thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=tTu3gVvm_K8

Tell me about Owen Jones, why does an ex-trot support Corbyn?

anyone see that big eared cunt MP charles clarke on newsnight on thursday?
what a fucking disloyal concern trolling piece of shit, i really hope he loses his seat.
i now truly know why corbyn supporters hate blairites.

This. He needs to get a big and strong result but ultimately lose. If he wins, Brexit and the inevitable shitstorm will be wedded to Labour in the mind of every Brit. Let's not fool ourselves, people are that dumb.

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I wish I was British so I could vote for Corbyn.

twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/868202317350305793

is 4chan down for anyone else?

They are really fucking up now arent they

Have you checked if your local labour candidate is backed by Campaign for Socialism?

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Does anyone else feel like the tory's campaign is too dependent in people not liking corbyn but more and more people are backing him, even those who dislike him our turning red due to the underdog factor

Manchester cop tells Theresa May police cuts WILL lead to terrorism.
Manchester cop tells Theresa May cuts WILL lead to terrorism. May said he's 'scaremongering' & 'crying wolf'
Footage of the officer:
youtube.com/watch?v=al2F1bkXAK0
Response:
youtube.com/watch?v=xZoHkupmIls
Only video of the two combined, complete with annoying hammy editing:
youtube.com/watch?v=irm2VZMDEvo

Yes - May is doing the exact same thing Clinton did with Trump "he's a really bad man because I said so, vote for me and keep the bad man out" - pretty retarded tactic, I wonder if it's deliberate.

Peter is just pure black pill tbh

"D-delete this, commie! Foreign policy has nothing to do with terrorism, it's all radical moose-lambs fault! Mah gawd, it's another 9/11!"

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Is it actually happening?
I don't want to get my hopes up but one has to wonder if they're in with a chance.

It's all well and good looking after hard working families but where do the parties stand on the families that just turn up to work and phone it in?

If it happens then one of my m8s has invited me to a rave.

On another note, I'm pretty sure the constituency I live in is going to flip red.

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Fucking hell, what wretched hive of scum and neoliberalism do you live in.

pic related

my home seat had torys over 50% now living in a pretty safe Labour seat

Jesus fucking Christ

Oh lordy, you had Goldsmith as your MP? Bless your soul.

Brits, help me out here. Can Corbyn actually pull this off? I'm getting excited (even though it has no effect on me), am I going to get let down as always?

If the election is tomorrow? No. The debates will decide shit I think, there is a 7-way between Party VIPs (but not leaders).

I didn't realize there was a debate. I thought May had refused to have any.

Yeah, she did (ironically she did a prominent debate with Andrew Neil and got R E K T). Hence, Party VIPs: not leaders.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/27/strangely-optimistic-first-time-voters-8-june
"I don’t think they understand the economy or how the country works. People say, “I voted for David Cameron” – well, no, you didn’t, this is not America. I studied A-level economics and learned about budget deficits, free markets, aggregate demand, aggregate supply, that sort of stuff"

Never, E V E Rm read Guardian opinion pieces.

the worst part is it just comes across like he's throwing out buzzwords.
also I'm left confused by "my big issue was that you can’t spend your way out of a recession" and whether he's saying that he takes issue with the idea you can't, or he takes issue with the idea you can. (Since even most mainstream neoclassical-bastard-child economists accept that austerity is retarded.)

I'm willing to bet that the tories spaghetti themselves through the roof while libdems whimper about Europe

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Peak ideology.

Eh the lib dems will either put up Clegg, and get rekt, or Vince "He could convince a mother to eat her baby*" Cable. Tbh the lib dems doing well help labour more than hurt it: there have always been more lib dem-tory marginals than lib dem-lab ones. As for Labour, i am almost certain they will put up McDonnell: and he will do well.

More like religion in general.

Mate, if it was the result of islam: UK jihadi terror attacks would have started in 1950, not 2000.

McDonell is pretty consistently decent so it would be stupid not to, just let the other parties self destruct then fill in the blanks.

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No, Holla Forums making a strawman doesn't make you more convincing.

McDonnell is pro-UBI.

Tell me, why did salafist terrorism start in the UK after 2000? Why were the muslims that were in the UK not plant a bomb before, or shoot places up or anything of that nature? Seriously I am interested to see your reasoning behind that.


McDonnell is read af, he promotes UBI because he wants full techno communist where the workers own the machines collectively: he knows his shit.

It wasn't a strawman, that's your argument in a nutshell, i.e. "Since Muslims haven't been committing terrorist attacks in the UK since some Indian lascars landed in Liverpool in the 18th century, there's clearly no relationship between Islam and terrorism", ignoring the impact that outside forces have on religion, and Islam in particular.

Mate, if it was the result of foreign policy: UK jihadi terror attacks would have started in 1700, not 2000.

Mate, if lynching niggers wasn't the result of niggers being an annoying race: I wouldn't have claimed it as my reason when I do so.

Mate, your basically stating that any given reason for whatever deed is automatically a justification.

No, you were misrepresenting me in an attempt to make yourself look right. Muslims only really started getting pissy when the whole meddling in the Middle East started and has yet to fucking stop.

I'm loving this election tbh

You have to go back. If you're just hear to spew garbage about Muslims and blacks and whoever else then this isn't the board for you.

Gee, because maybe Salafism was pretty much irrelevant among Western Muslim communities at the time? Because the explosion in information technologies hadn't linked wannabe-jihadists in the West with actual jihadists in the Middle East? Because when the first large Muslim communities were developed, the idea of lone wolf terrorism by Muslims wasn't thought of?

You're fucking retarded

What the fuck

How the fuck does UBI lead to communism ? And what makes you think McDonnell secretely support communism ? Is it a meme I don't know about ?

Mate, if me spewing garbage about Muslims and blacks wasn't the result of Muslims and blacks: I couldn't have done so because without them there wouldn't be any Muslims and blacks to spew garbarge about.

You can't deny this fact.

Either I'm retarded or that means you live in Cumbria? If so, hello fellow Cumbrian Commie, from near Barrow here fam let's hope Woodcock wins

I never said foreign policy.
^There's your reason, to take back control we must remove Saudi influence from this country: and Jeremey "Sod off Salaman al Saud" Corbyn is the only person that has suggest policies of removing Saudi influence.


I hope they put him up for the debate, he is class conscious af, knows his theory, is articulate and in almost every situation I have seen him in does really well: he is the gentlemen socialist in demeanor, which works well with Jez's "huggable grandad" persona.

Lass on the left is Sarah Olney, won Richmond Park a few months back from Zac Goldsmith (in London). But yeah, Farron's seat is in Cumbria.

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-michael-fallon-slates-jeremy-10508519
lmao

Wew

There's a world of difference between newspapers and television networks versus the internet, and Muslim communities now are linked in ways that weren't possible before thanks to those new information technologies and easier transportation.

How many Western jihadis fought in Afghanistan against the Soviets versus how many Western jihadis fought against the Americans?

The horse has long bolted out of the stable on that front user, "Saudis are the only reason Muslims commit terrorist attacks" is dumb Holla Forums-tier logic that ignores the fertile soil that Salafism landed on among Muslims, along the lines of "Oh, the only reason people support liberal progressivism is that they've been brainwashed by a sinister cabal of cultural Marxists!"

Secretly? The guy called himself a Marxist, he red Mao's little Red book in the commons to take the piss out of the gov kowtowing to China, And as I said, he is a techno communist: he believes in redistributing the wealth that is generated from an automated society. UBI is not the means to the end, but a part of the transition.

Regardless, je suis hyped.

A: have you met every single Muslim and black person? No? Then your generalisations aren't worth shit.
B: you're throwing a tantrum Ina thread about the UK general election, all you're doing is making yourself looking like a race """""realist""""" moron.

There is no MP as sympathetic to salafists (or pretty much any terrorist branch of islam) as Jeremy "hamas are my friends and allies" Corbyn.

Which is why he wants to stop arms sales to the Saudi arabians, spoke out against bombing Syria and wants to support movements like the SDF?

UBI is capitalism trying to prevent FALC. Pay no attention to liberals.

Someone can have a marxist analysis and not actually being a communist.
Redistribution of wealth is very different from collectivization of means of production.

Wow, it's almost as if they're being picked on and are vengeful because of it.

He wants to stop arms sales to Saudi Arabia not because it is salafist, but because it is a U.S ally.

Name one MP that is better connected and more sympathetic to the numerous islamist groups Corbyn has spoken in support of than Corbyn.

Shit I live in a lib-dem constituency too he's a bit of a nutty catholic guy who has pretty much done nothing since he got in lib-dem all over really.

Boi, he bout to do it

????

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Okay I am doing a bad job of this, but John 'One of my favourite pastimes is plotting the overthrow of capitalism' McDonnell knows his shit: watch a few interviews and you will see that, in person he hides his power level quite well (if him going around saying he was a Marxist did tell you).


David Cameron, when he sold £900m worth of guns. Also Corbyn isn't connected, find me proof of any actual, tangible links.

Loving that source

Corbyn is a very instinctive leftist: UK and US is bad, everything that opposes them is a friend and ally.

This is why he supports disarmanent for the UK while simultaneously supporting IRA terror attacks.

Explain to me how a gun sale means religious sympathy.


What are they now, friends and allies or complete strangers Corbyn has no connection with?

youtube.com/watch?v=pGj1PheWiFQ

The US military is the world's biggest terror organisation. They also created AQ and ISIS and turned Libya into a Mad Max hellhole.

How about all the tories and blarites who happily support the Saudis :^)

And now you've just dived into the cesspit of conspiracy theorism

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The IRA is unironically good.

Feels > reals
Who gives a damn about sentiment when arms are what allow them to operate.

And they're actually all communists too because they also have trade deals with china :^)


This is what Corbyn states publicly.

really got my noggin joggin

Why is it reddit has distaste towards, or at best a lukewarm response to Corbyn when they were all over Sanders? Are Brits on reddit just classcucked?

Wow the over quoted video shows a deep lasting connection to those political parties: give it a break. The IRA stuff is legit, this is on par with Fallon going to Assad's party after he 'won' the election in 2007.


You said support, not actually follow their idology. You are moving the goal posts of your own argument.

They read too much of the guardian

He proposes an actual change to them, it's as Phil Ochs says: Liberals are 10 degrees to the left on most things, 10 degrees to the right if it effects them personally.

Not all islamist groups are created equal.
Hamas tossing firecrackers into Israel means nothing to me. Call me back when they're going after muh bus.

This isn't his only meeting with them and he is and has been a member of numerous islamist dominated movements and organisations. He's a poundland George Galloway.

How am I moving the goalposts by stating that Britain not boycotting Saudi Arabia is not comparable to Corbyn's active support for islamist terrorist organisations?

Then be a man and praise Corbyn for his support instead of weasling around it.

Why would I do so when it's a completely irrelevant issue?

At least with the IRA thing you can whinge that he had a beer with Gerry Adams (A PLAGUE OF BOILS ON HIM >:( ) once or something.

Because it's bad for your reasoning capabilites when you internalize a PR narrative.


What is four dead tories?

A birthday present?

pics related lmao

Corbyn's magazine called it a start. That he hasn't been charged with high treason is what cultural marxist like to call "repressive tolerance".

if we're charging people for treason is it too late to get Thatcher for cutting our defences on the eve of the Falklands war?

Wanna bet how I know you're retarded?

If Labour win, can we see Rayner's tits?

Kek. You're that liberal from before who claimed Corbyn would disband the UK army if he got into power.

PHWOAR!

Jesus christ. Give it a rest.

when are we gonna form Workers' Battalions to round up tories lads

Did a poll average.
All [7] polls this week post-Manchester:
(change from 2015)
Con: 44.4 (+7.6%)
Lab: 35.6 (+5.1%)
Lib Dem: 7.9 (+-0%)
UKIP: 4.6 (-8.1%)
Green: 1.6 (-2.2%) [only 4/7 data points)

That's an average tory lad of 8.8%, down from 10.6% last week. Not massive, until you think that people thought that one polling showing an 8% margin was massive, now we have one at 5%. A good debate showing could put us over the edge, this isn't won by any measure, but there is hope.

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Ignorant burger here, aren't most of UKIP's non-spooky policies actually further left than Labour, while the SNP is actually a right-of-center party at heart in spite of their voters mostly being leftist?

UKIP want to privatize the NHS on the quiet.

M8 they are nationalist liberal democrats

No UKIP are soft lolberts

Labour just needs to put up McDonnell and they'll smash it for certain.

Definitely not, UKIP are free-market enthusiast bankers. SNP is neolib tho.

The dude supports UBI, bad idea.

I don't think he's likely to sperg about it unless pressed specifically on it if that's your concern

He said he'd win every argument on basic income. I'm pretty sure if he was leader of the Labour Party he'd make it a major proposal.

You might be misunderstanding me, I meant out him up as in have him represent labour in a debate

As a young Irishman this whole drummed up IRA affair has been really eye-opening.

SNP is really more "well it depends on the day" because they're a very big tent on matters beyond scottish independence.

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/theresa-may-harry-potter-question-refuse-answer-election-2017-read-birmingham-nishkam-primary-school-a7739901.html
We dunnit, we actcherly dunnit! Harry Potter is now a cyclical election question!

At first glance it seems absurd that the IRA has somehow become an important topic in the general election. Most people are rightly confused that it's being brought up at all.

The reason it's being brought up however is that the Tories are using targeted campaigning. The IRA is still an issue to a minority of older, slightly left leaning voters in certain swing constituencies. This is who the IRA stuff is really aimed at.

Why is Labour so unpopular in Scotland?

So how are all you Scots voting?

Yes I would have absolutely joined the RA back in the day tbh. Seeing how the Tories still hate us is strange.

The SNP are very-left-of-centre neoliberals. Right of Corbyn now, but he's a temporary distortion in the capitalist-realism fields. They were unambiguously left of Labour from 1992 until 2014, generally left of labour in the 2015 election campaign, and are now to the right of Labour but well to the left of the Lib-Dems, UKIP, Conservatives, and Blairite MPs in Labour.

"Social Neoliberals" is a good way of surmising them. Devolution keeps the serious levers of economic power out of their hands (so even if they were avowed socialists they'd get dicked) and political necessity makes them essentially a "don't rock the boat" party. ("On day one of independence nothing changes, then we decide our own future" is a much easier sell.)

Scottish politics is just a fucking mess tbh, but insofar as there have been good guys the SNP have been them. Scottish Labour has been and continues to be a disgrace. (Somewhat amusingly, until recently their problem has been that London Labour refused to let them move too far left to counter the rise of the SNP, on the basis it would spook middle England. Now London Labour are busy spooking middle England, but Scottish Labour are more inclined to slavishly follow the Blairite example and denounce Corbyn, albeit with a few PR stunts made from the safe position of third place.)

Pic related is basically Scottish Labour today, except instead of two great politicians talking it's two student debate club members in way over their heads.

Goddamn if the SNP aren't boring though. Following them is like following a rocket launch. It's fucking amazing to begin with, and then the boosters fly off in two different directions, and then you get that wonderful moment where the first stage comes away and gets blasted by the second stage motor, and then the fairings fly off and the payload goes into orbit and for a moment you're ecstatic it didn't just explode and crash because this is really quite magical… and now you've just got a boring satellite floating around doing fuck all, and you're waiting for it to do something but that's going to take forever to connect the ground relays and start making use of it.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/general-election-poll-pensioners-labour-conservatives-theresa-may-jeremy-corbyn-protect-old-people-a7760666.html

Boys Grey vote+ Grime Vote we've got this in the bag.

It's a very complex story but I'm hungry so I'm going to give the simple version

Scotland never voted for Thatcherism, not even in bastardised FPTP terms. Blair represented the acceptance of Thatcherism to appease middle-England. (The structure of Scottish society differs from that of the wider UK, with more prominence to liberal middle-class public sector worker types.) On top of this, Scottish Labour were fat, entitled and lethargic because lol Scotland's voted for us since 1960 anyway. Scottish Labour treated the Scottish Parliament as a diversion and sent their B team (except Dewar, who died.) and did a pretty shit job of running the place. Eventually in combination with the point where everyone was fucking sick of New Labour just before Blair resigned, the SNP narrowly won the Scottish Parliament election (having sent their A-team and leader there.) and showed they could do a less shit job than Scottish Labour at running things. Scottish Labour considered it a fluke (and in any case, they only won by one seat right?), did a bunch of silly things (like blatantly throwing Wendy Alexander out of her job for saying "Bring it on" to an independence referendum in the 2007-2011 parliament.) and contented by the opinion polls, rode to disaster in 2011. That gave us the independence referendum and then Scottish Labour went and let the big other know* they were Tories by literally campaigning alongside them to save the union in Better Together: Don't say "TINA"

Then since the working class broke for independence, they also broke for the SNP at the upcoming election. On top of this, Scottish Labour have just been ruthlessly incompetent. (See their top lad, John McTernan.) and in the new political paradigm there's some truth to the fact they're irrelevant. (Because the most important question is "UK or Independence?" and Scottish Labour is "UK… b..but voter base please come back!" while Ruth Davidson can be more overtly tank-riding flag-waving nuts. Now when Scottish Labour propose hiking income tax or spending lavishly, nobody cares because [a] they're irrelevant and [b] it's pretty transparent they're doing it safe in the knowledge they'll never win an election, they just want to make the SNP look right wing for remaining within the limitations of devolution.)

*Kind of reminded of that guy who did jewlery who admitted it was all shit. Everyone knew it was cheap crap, but once he said it and made it a matter of record he was out of business. Same sort of deal with Scottish Labour.

You'd think Holla Forums would have a thread about this, but no, they're too busy sperging about conspiracy theories, hatred, and having 8 fucking stickies.

wtf I hate corbyn now

Once Corbyn has been gulag'd by blairites, the SNP will be the most left-wing electable party in the british isles once more.

1. On 29th November 1994, Jeremy Corbyn signed a House of Commons Early Day Motion no.24 depoloring the "terrorist atrocity & murderous violence" of the pIRA's Birmingham pub bombings.

2. In 1994, Jeremy Corbyn met four loyalist leaders including David Ervine whome he met five times both to discuss the wrongful imprisonment of UDR man Neil Latimer, and at Labour Party Conference in Blackpool in the October to receive notification of an impending ceasefire that was called just over a week later.

3. In an interview to the Belfast Telegraph on 10th October 2015, Ian Paisley's wife commented that Ian Paisley always found Jeremy Corbyn very courteous and polite. And that "he though Jeremy Corbyn was a gentleman".

4. In February 1987, after initially incorrectly smearing him, Rupert Murdoch's The Times apologised to Jeremy Corbyn and admitted that he had ordered staff to phone the police to warn them of a suspected pIRA operative in London.

5. On 11th August 1988, the Irish Times ran an article praising Jeremy Corbyn as a "tireless camapigner for the Irish". Jeremy had worked to quash the wrongful conviction of the Guildford Four, and pushed for a reopening of the Bloody Sunday inquiry.

6. It was the Tory government who first spoke to Gerry Adams 11 years berfore Corbyn became an MP. MI5 files released under the thirty year rule showed that the Tory government released Gerry Adams from prison for secret talks in London. 476 people had died in 1972, the worst year of violence. MI5 files show that the Tory government concluded "there is no doubt whatsoever" that Gerry Adamn "genuinely wants a ceasefire and a permanent end to violence". The British government also recorded that Adams "response to every argument was reasonable and moderate".

7. Jerremy Corbyn only ever met Gerry Adams when the latter had entered electoral politics a full 14 years after the outbreak of the Northern Irish Conflict, in Adams's capacity as an elected MP. In the 1980s Margaret Thatcher placed a ban on elected Sinn Fein politicians' voices being broadcast. Jeremy thought this ran contrary to the principles of free speech. He was also keen that constituents from West Belfast were not silenced.

8. Gerry Adams visited Westminster in November 1996 to meet several Labour MPs, including Jerremy Corbyn. The only item on the agenda was to resurrect the ceasefire that had collapsed. The ceasefire was recommended months later and has lasted ever since. Bill Clinton had invited Gerry Adams to the White Hosue the previous year, thus Corbyn's actions fitted with the broader efforts ofr peace.

9. There were at least two controversies throughout all of this that do deserve explanation. Shortly after the Brighton bombing Corbyn along with other MPs met Republicans in Westminster. This is indeed insensitive and wrong. Corbyn's own motivation was to end the strip searching of female prisoners on remand.

10. On 13th May 1987, Jeremy Corbyn stood for a minute's silence to mark the eight people who had been killed by HM Armed Forces one week earlier in Armagh. One was an inoocent civilian but seven were pIRA men. The minute's silence was held at an intellectual gathering of Irish sympathisers in London. The bodies were not all yet buried, and the circumstances were not wholly clear. There was controversy at the time over whether or not this was a shoot to kill incident. Indeed, the European Court awarded £10,000 compensation to each of the eight families.

SNP, rather unenthusiastically.

wish they'd shut it about how divisive referenda are, as though that in itself were a reason to abandon all politics.
if being divisive is so bad, everyone who disagrees with me should just shut up and we should do as i say - then there would be universal (apparent) agreement and no more nasty division. Anyone who disagrees with that is being divisive.


Also "Together we're stronger" is an atrocious slogan, particularly given the (lie, iirc) that most Scots don't want another referendum, taken as truth, would make "For the many not the few" an equally appropriate slogan in that context.

It's cute how the branch office has unique branding, though.

nationalism

Literally Hillary-tier garbage. (pic related)


Honestly, it's not a lie - the SNP's now abysmal slump to a 12 point lead shows that pro-indyref2 sentiment is well behind support for indepedence. In fact, polls show now that the SNP is *less* popular than independence. That's how fucking spooked people here are. "Muh day job" opposition are getting away with flagrant bullshit. I remember seeing all the right-wing rags and pundits back in 2015 explaining how in the event of Brexit, Scotland would come around to supporting independence if a second referendum occurs. It was common knowledge at the time. Yet two years later, and the opposite is happening in reality.

And what's even more infuriating is how fucking timid and shitty brownite-tier the SNP's campaign for this GE has been. Totally shying away from Brexit, independence etc. and going on about muh austerity, muh cuts, and juvenile daily issues when scotland is in the midst of two constitutional crises they ought to be taking advantage of.

Anyway, Scottish politics exists in its own fucking universe, the election campaign and issues here are totally different to the rest of the UK. Maybe there ought to be a distinct /scotleftypol/ thread up, which might just end up being 80% me and socdem rose guy

fun trivia: the number of people identifying as "scottish only" has actually declined since devolution.


I… What?

My recollection is that Labour's basis for claiming support for another referendum is the minority position began with a poll that was something like "Immediate indyref: 25%, Indyref after Brexit: 27%, Indyref never: 33%, Don't know: 15% ", i.e. with "No" being the largest single option but well behind "Another one at some point"

Truthfully I've been ignoring the campaign so that I don't have to blow my brains out over the fact nobody wants to say "That is irrelevant to a westminster election", I have a feeling that the SNP know that they only stand to lose support by encouraging a more active campaign, though.


Eh, in many ways I'd say Scottish Politics is defined by the absence of politics, since most real power still lies with the UK as a whole. It all feels painfully artificial and manufactured on the bourg-politics level. Particularly since all of the opposition are painfully aware that they can't achieve a breakthrough even if they want to, they can just piss on someone else's parade.

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FPTP is a bitch
but we gotta keep mummy may out
also fuck zac so much

I feel I should recommend Labour but against kikesmith it's also tempting to suggest a tactical lib-dem vote.

True, although this is definitely a pretty pivotal time in Scottish political history.

Accidentally deleted the post.


Kingston. I've been thinking about that strategical vote, but seeing that libdems have been losing in popularity over the years, I'm not even that sure.

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kek

they're basically forcing another referendum at this point

More like a party with 1/59 MPs and and 31 MSPs is trying to act like it can control Scotland

A referendum they clearly set out plans for in their manifesto if present circumstances arose, and on which they won an election. Considering this isn't mass surveillance shoved under the rug and never going away, there's nothing authoritarian about trying to force through such a policy. Indeed, it's more authoritarian for central government to try and stop them.

It's safe for them to anyway.

Not like they're living at those houses. Just claiming expenses on them while no one lives there.

Can't wait for a indepndent socialist Scotland.

Hello Colin!

Not sure if this is good because they will vote for Labour or bad because they'll likely want yo be "moderate" Blairites tbqh lads

So, was the snap election much less a tactic to increase the gap between Labour and the Conservative party in the legislature and much more about pushing May's agenda (obviously not one that would coincide with increasing the legislative gap) through parliament via electoral mandate?

The snap election is actually a cynical ploy to get Labour into government so they take the blame when the economy shits the bed.

Is Corbyn really a islamist enabler as they say? Or is it just a meme?

It's true, he's going to make everyone wear a burqa and pray to Mecca 8 times a day.

And don't forget about all that Tory election fraud from 2015 that was about to get investigated but has now taken a back seat in light of the new snap election, the results of which would over-write the 2015 results anyway

Are the Tories leading an incredibly competent attempt at being incompetent?

If by islamist enabler you mean "Someone who will tell the Saudis to fuck off and stop giving them guns", then yes.

link to full article independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-relaunch-conservative-election-campaign-fears-labour-could-take-lead-opinion-polls-a7761136.html

Is that really what you want? A bloke so affraid of changes and the unknown for his football club rulling the country?

Corbyn is actually a muslim and his cabinet is full of loud bearded men.

Theresa May accused of being ‘Donald Trump’s mole’ in Europe after UK tries to water down EU climate change policy
independent.co.uk/environment/theresa-may-donald-trump-mole-eu-europe-climate-change-greenpeace-leaked-documents-a7761236.html

RIP Scottish Labour

Tories are gonna get above 30% in Scotland now

Why are they holding hands? Is that not weird to anyone else.

"Evening Mrs. Prime minister may I hold your hand please as we discuss national security efforts between our nations"

"But of course chap. Because that's not weird at all between two heads of state during a summit."

it's normal to hold hands even on the first date

FUCK SCOTLAND

The new Survation poll has been leaked:

CON: 43% (-)
LAB: 37% (+3)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)

Conducted 26-27 May

Allegedly because he's afraid of stairs and he stumbles on them a lot.

Sign of dementia.

I think Labour will lose narrowly but Corbyn will have made his point - that people want real policies.

corbyn narrowly losing might the best outcome. let the tories completly fuck up brexit

I've reached this conclusion too. Makes Scottish independence that much more likely as well.

But how do we deal with the Blairite problem?

This gives the Tories a majority between 8 and 12 (two different Swingometers)

Making this election utterly pointless, and also making Theresa May's life an utter hell within the party

Isn't that a reason enough?

They can be purged at the next GE, the only reason they couldn't be purged at this one was because it was a snap election.

So is this Corbyn's only chance? If he retains leadership, does he get a second chance for a non-snap election?

Yeah she's exposed herself as having zero leadership skills.


So does this mean I can recommission my Grandad's POW camp? Oh goodie!

The UK is such a shit place to live in, why the fuck does the population keep voting in the status quo.

Democracy is so ineffective at being anything other than a referendum on dictators, my God.

Ugh. Wouldn't even be surprised that were true.

poor education standards, mostly.

Anyone who had been paying attention to her time as Home Secretary was already well aware of this…

Believe it or not, but a lot of people in solidly red areas in the North see voting for the Tories as going against the status quo. Somehow they believe that the major economic decisions that have been holding their towns back fall on the shoulders of the local Labour MP rather than the actual government of the past 7 years.

Nah. He'll retain leadership anyway, even if there's another leadership election he goes on the ballot automatically and I imagine the Blairites will refuse to let anyone left run and Corbyn will stomp the next contender like the last few. There has been talk to change the rules to get a successor to him on the ballot but, you know, Blairites.

Had to dig up his name because he only became an MP in 2016 but I've heard Clive Lewis suggested as a successor:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Lewis_(politician)


Go wild, you have five years to spruce it up.

Well, local labour is generally terrible. Corbyn is like the face of a fairly small splinter party within Labour.

- Ex-army, can't be accused of unpatriotism, will win back lost UKIPers

- PoC, internationalist, will win over metropolitan liberal types

- has some core beliefs and an authentic personality, not a fucking blairite like chuka, sadiq, yvette or jarvis

He's fucking perfect from a victory-winning perspective

you guys getting ready for tonight's head to head?

It's not H2H. It's two separate interviews kek

i did not know that

Isn't he pro-EU though?

What will this be?

May and Corbyn will be speaking to Andrew O'Neill (i think) in like 20 mins in separate interviews. May be the closest we get to a face off between the two of them

Pathetic

Paxman, Sky News.

fugg :DDDDDD

got links?

Is this it?
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

THIS NOW
THIS NOW
THIS NOW
THIS NOW

9 days of meme magic

Some memes:
facebook.com/groups/603102889839032/

Let's do this.

Corbyn really ought to cut them loose as an autonomous party and let it collapse from lack of funding so a new Scottish Labour can be built from the ground up.

You can tell that he's a great guy, but that they feed him a line or two every so often that makes him look like a twat. (Or would do, if you believed he thought of it.)


Scotland are unironically Labour's best chance at getting into power, since the SNP decimated the Lib-Dems in seats Labour would never have taken. (And as we know, Lib-Dems don't side with Labour in hung parliaments.)


Somehow that seems more embarrassing than losing the election.

This the broadcast?

In a few minutes

Paxman again? He did a shit job of being impartial last time.


It's also on Channel 4.

Damn, I hate the british accent.
Also the pictures of both the parties leaders in that show are funny, Corbyn looks like a depressive alcoholic, and May looks like an insane vampire or something.

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This reminds me of the first Sanders vs Clinton debate. It's the exact same fucking thing.

Right after a terrorist attack, and a torrent of questions to make Corbyn seem like a threat to national security.

And Oh God these questioners are such plants.

Shut up ya irish prick 🍀🍀🍀((

first question about IRA bullshit, second question from a literal drooling retard about how corbyn can run the government

LIVE

British teeth

For people outside UK

youtube.com/watch?v=ULN7MbKTbKE

After an hour of the British public asking stupid questions I'm starting to think most people's only complaint about Corbyn and the IRA will be that he didn't encourage-and-finance them to kill more of us.

There's enough Johnny Foreigners ITT already fam.

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hahaha corbyn is a fucking idiot. he's getting rekt by the questioners.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

petit porky crying about taxes

TEAR UP THAT FUCKING PORKY PAKI, CORBYN

The latest questioner, my God, what is wrong with him

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hello I'm a kulak hoarding and destroying grain, why have you made it impossible for me to vote labour

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Not white? :^)

OMG Corbyn on fire

Go back to where you came from, capitalist scum

That was dire

wow what a solid plan

I would never shoot him in the face

You mean free shit for the 1%?

ERADICATE KULAKS

In a self-defence situation, if my life were in danger, I'm afraid I'd have to beat his face bloody

hmm…

Were you even watching?

REFUGEES WELCOME

Why has Corbyn made it impossible for a small business owner like me to vote Labour?

is there any candidate that wont turn britain majority islamic in like 20 years? doesnt seem like it

what did they mean by these?

are you deaf?

This guy's a right cunt

CAN I FINISH
CAN I FINISH
CAN I FINISH
CAN I FINISH
reminds me of Bernie interviews

HAHAHAHAAH CORBYN GETTING REKT


COMMIES BTFO

Why the fuck is Corbyn getting grilled over this when May literally campaigned for Remain and is now posing as Mrs Brexit. Corbyn is if anything too principled.

tinfoil retardation belongs in Holla Forums


really should have told this guy to just vote tory. for the many not the few eh?

Can you tell us why you think he's getting "btfo'd"?

God he should just say that he wants to be a PM not a president and that the policies are delegated to ministers and that he won't dictate government policy alone

FFS, don't engage.

jesus christ euros are so cucked

kek

YOU DON'T LIKE THE QUEEN, DO YOU?

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Truly the most pressing issue of our time

im really curious as to what the logic is in disarming the police as islamic terrorists are being imported every day

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"Well I mean, Bohemian Rhapsody was alright. "

YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN MONARCHY??
SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE QUEEN! -Paxman

WTF?

Corbyn: I care about poverty Paxman not the Queen

Paxman: "But you are just a baby man who can't get his stuff into his manifesto"

Corbyn: "My party is split you fuckin doofus"

OH YES IM SURE AFRICANS WHO BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH WILL BE SUCH A GREAT THING FOR THE ECONOMY

why didn't jezza just say it and stop being so submissive

WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE AT THE TIME

it's a great question and the same problem with bernies campaign. trump said whatever the fuck he wanted but succdems continue to pretend they don't believe anything beyond social welfare and keynesianism

Will Theresa May receive the same bickering and "ANSWER THE QUESTION" type of interruptions, /leftypol?

commies are low energy faggots

Paxman looked terrified at the end of the interview XDXDXDXD

It's HAPPENING

Stop pretending to be hard on the internet, sad cunt.

Getting ready for May to drop her spaghetti every 30 seconds

Corbyn could have done a lot better there IMO. He was evasive when he really didn't need to be. Should have hammered the Tory/Blairite record on foreign policy and told that guy to vote Tory if he didn't like paying people a living wage. Also his passive-aggressive tone to Paxman came across badly. But the bar for him was so low that he probably won over a few people. He is a lot more personable than May.

we back

Stay mad /po/yps

IMO this was Corbyn's best performance. He stood his ground. Was firm, extremely sharp and articulate, and obviously showed the strongest character.

Omg May's voice is shivering.

Corbyn's first question: "How can we possibly trust you to defend the UK?"
May's first question: "We need more police, gib us more pigs, pls, can we have more pigs??"

Leave papercraft and origami out of this, cunt. They are a gentle people.

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Corbyn for reducing poverty
May for reducing "cyber crime"

Who the fuck is an enthusiastic May supporter? Didn't Clinton start running on cyber crime?

Bear in mind that even if they've got the lead in percentage of voting intentions, Labor won't get a parliamentary majority. Best I can hope for is a hung parliament.

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Based oldster.

May BTFO

Stop downloading porn

It was one of Obama's last "priorities"
The Democrats were obsessing over cybercrime, meanwhile our economy is shit

this tbh
May 'the vicar's daughter' has one life mission and that has been destroying privacy and the internet

Not that she would mention it, mind you.

Good lord, her face after that applause

Why are the only workers unions that ever get fair time in politics teacher's unions? I mean I like teachers I guess, but they are a part of the professional class, and get paid a fuckton more than almost anyone else represented by a union. Teachers where I live are paid like 90k.

Ahahahaha

Someone edit out that part with the audience laughing at May

May's mealy mouth bullshit just got laughed at BTFO

corbyn wins

I can't watch this kind of stuff. It's too much of a reminder that the average person is a complete and utter moron.


Teachers are paid pretty shit wages in the UK, at least after you factor in how much time they spend marking work and preparing lesson plans.

Jesus Christ.

Teacher's in the UK, at least where I live, get paid badly and live in pretty poor conditions.

It's always been that way. Put a bunch of rightist in a room of electoral strategy and they gravitate toward neoliberalism, put a bunch of leftists in a room of electoral strategy and they gravitate toward left-social-democracy

Democracy was a mistake

Based on that laughter, that's not exactly true.

Also, most of these people are smarter than they're coming off as; a lot of people are intimidated by crowds and authority.

Are they paid more than food service workers and custodians and technicians etc?

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I'm glad they didn't stack the crowd today. You can never trust a crowd in a TV show, even on a public station's show.

Hold on, britbongs, how did jez convince May to debate him? When did this happen?

It's not exactly a debate

they're not debating eachother

It actually is a mistake. A benevolent dictatorship or technocracy would be ideal, but the problem is that the whole system has to be built out of people who are fallible and corruptible.


I think we have different standards. I have an extremely low tolerance even for fairly reasonable-sounding mainstream opinions. I don't have enough mental energy to waste giving people the benefit of the doubt.

Her face contorts in legit creepy ways. I wouldn't be surprised if she morphed into a pig.

YASSS SLAY DIFFICULT WOMAN

half the crowd looks angry as fuck at her responses

man: "How do you explain austerity?"

May: "We have domestic challenges like increasing technology in the workplace (lol wut) […] and in response to this challenge I'll have to be a nasty woman"

Holy shit, she isn't even trying to win votes

kek

It's not a waste of time to engage with people who have been bombarded with propaganda their entire lives.

I see you're anti-democratic though, so it probably isn't worth my time to engage further with you.

what was that? She was shrinking on air

C H A N G I N G
T E C H N O L O G Y
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-Theresa May's bid for PM

#LockHerUp

"Technology ain't free." – Theresa May

It would be easier to just nuke them all and rebuild.

I mean, you might convince one or two but in aggregate it's a waste of your time.

You can convince hundreds of people of the truth and in the end some retard will still come out and act like governmental budgets are constrained directly by tax revenue and we'll go bankrupt if we keep running a deficit.

It doesn't matter anyway, none of it matters. You can find the solutions - that's relatively easy. Implementing them will always be impossible. All that's left is to lash out at a world that has failed you.

I thought Corbyn didn't do so good but holy fuck; what is May even doing?

RATTLED
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Here comes the autism

This guys gets it, she's actually physically becoming Porky.

Working okay for me (using the international link).

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CHINA

The worst part about democracy is that politicians have to pretend the general public actually have the slightest clue about anything.
At least under a dictatorship they would sometimes be able to say sensible things.

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The general public has plenty of clues about plenty of things, and in better educated countries a great deal of clues.

I understand you believe you're the smartest guy around, but it's rather unbecoming.

B L O W H A R D W H O C O L L A P S E S A T T H E F I R S T S I G N O F G U N F I R E

*Audience bursts into laughter*

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*record scratches*

"I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation"

I don't care about looking good on an anonymous imageboard. People are morons who are wrong about pretty much everything. There have been studies which prove this. I'm ignorant about loads of things too. When I look at the few things I do know about, I notice that the general public are completely wrong in every instance. It isn't unreasonable to extrapolate to more issues.

The problem is that we've started to tell people that they're right. One advantage of Britain used to be a sort of paternalist elitism which - while still lurking around the corners - is now masked with a sort of illusory, american-ish "you matter" badge.

Or I mean, in TV terms:
>Hard to credit now, but there was once something paternalistic, almost philanthropic about the Beeb, spreading the cultural wealth of the educated classes through housing estates and comprehensive schools. This kind of evangelism rarely sits well with self-conscious champions of the lumpenproletariat, whose right to live in shit, they believe, outweighs their right to not live in shit – for some, being patronised is worse than being brutalised. But then people can be very naïve about the motivations of those who give the people what they want, relentlessly and remorselessly. And while the Corporation was sometimes guilty of gross assumptions and a very real stuffiness, I don’t like to think how I might have grown up – stomping around in the middle of nowhere – had it not been for Life On Earth, or Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, or James Burke’s Connections, or the gentle guidance of the BBC Childrens’ department. Years ago, I interviewed the men in charge of “youth programming” at Channel 4, goateed and bereted and utterly insistent that their race to the bottom was a noble crusade; they railed against the BBC’s “eat-your-greens” approach, and spoke of gallons of liquid effluent, coursing through the pipes of British culture, in terms of freedom and some strange colour of egalitarianism. Here was the future, banging its drums, and even then it made me blanch. As controller of BBC2 in the late 1960s, David Attenborough had a different vision, rooted in what was, for all his personal muh privilege, an (enduring) belief in inclusivity. If the so-called Golden Age of Television could boast its fair share of shoddy, overlit crap – and my God, it could – at best it was truly empowering, and its passing has screwed us all to some extent. We can still choose to watch BBC Four, I suppose (assuming it’s not another show where ex-NME writers smirk at Mud’s trousers), but then this is an age of choices, few of which have much to do with freedom in the long term. No one’s going to stumble onto culture any more, not like I did, or my dragged-up mates did. It’s worse than a shame.


The general public might know you fly an airplane from the cockpit, but until they can glean information from a sectional chart, navigate VORs to their destination and carry out an ILS landing they should shut the fuck up and get back in their seats.
(If it's any consolation, most politicians are equally uneducated about the things they talk about. Well, uneducated or lying… At least the public manage to catch onto the generalities of that.)

No public that could vote for Tony Blair or Michael Howard deserves so much as the benefit of the doubt.

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She's doing a better job of this than Corbyn considering the circumstances she still looks like shit but she always did.

Take a note of how many times the crowd has laughed at Tipsy Theresa.

Your comparison to flying planes is disingenuous; politics is a very simple proposition.


This program was filmed in front of a live studio audience

No she's not. She's been laughed at repeatedly.

JUST

I know it's shit

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YASS KWEEN DIFFICULT WOMAN. SLAAAAAAY

Read his lips

Also this kind of debate really shows that style trumps substance. It doesn't matter how effective your policies are as long as you can make them sound good.


They are laughing at the performance. It's a battle of linguistic tricks and skillful insults. They aren't laughing at how completely and utterly her policies fail when subjected to serious scrutiny.

What did he say?

She,s being unapologetic for an appalling track record and getting away with it, while Corbyn was apologising for things he should have worn with pride. Considering he had to dispel the belief that he was weak, it was a missed opportunity. Just my opinion.

This is supposed to convince me they're not mouthbreathers who believe in the deficit meme and bring up Greece and Venezuela as though Britain was similar to either culturally, historically, economically or geopolitically?

I would argue politics is as-or-more complicated than flying a plane, just far more diffuse. You could be a corpse by the time your mistakes hit home.

'No, that's bollocks', I think.

Most britbongs only vote on personality rather than policy so they'll vote for May based on this televised performance

If I'm not mistaken;
"Bollocks… That's bollocks"

Thanks.

And they'll deserve what they get.

The problem isn't limited to britbongs, although they probably have it worse than most.

"Clorox… That's Clorox"

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I could go for a nice glass of that right about now.

May did much worse than Corbyn given existing perceptions of their abilities. Her Paxman segment was a trainwreck.

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Yes, rhetoric is a tool to be embraced. I understand they're laughing at linguistic fireworks; that's ok. Your task is to convince your fellow people with sympathy, flair, and positions rooted in thought.


Not an unfair assessment from a purely rational perspective, but as my current interlocution highlights, this isn't a purely rational proposition.


People hold a lot of politically wrong ideas, but I submit that that's because of propaganda; most people do not even pay attention to politics to a quarter of the degree I do. As a consequence, they couldn't even tell you where they get their political ideas from. If you engage people on the ideas you mention, you can often convince them, and easily, because they haven't been exposed to the argument against them.

Politics is very simple. That's why propaganda exists, an enormously sophisticated enterprise to lead people away from the transparent truth.

You're giving them far too much credit. Just use big data to push targeted advertising and misleading news articles onto their facebook feeds. They act like farm animals, so you might as well automate the process of feeding them their daily slop.

Enjoy never seeing your ambitions achieved.

"The public can be educated into having a clue" and "The public have a clue" are distant propositions.

Furthermore some people get really hostile and cuntish if you so much as give a hint you're trying to alter their viewpoint (i.e. swing them Con > Lab) rather than correct them on nuance ("No, Labour has never bankrupted the country, in 1976…. in 2008…")

There's little to be said for saving one starfish while there's an enterprise dedicated to killing the rest. I'm only here because learning to fly a plane is ungodly expensive.


This is too dismissive but in bourgeois democracy terms also essentially correct. You might as well just lie, mislead and obfuscate to bring people to the right results instead of educating them to make nuanced decisions, particularly when the impact of their individual decision is minuscule anyway.

Problem is, left wing parties usually lack the funding to do this kind of nonsense as effectively as the right.


independence soon brother.

Theresa May's a 'liar' song overtakes Miley Cyrus and reaches Top 10 in the charts

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/liar-theresa-may-song-overtakes-10520659?service=responsive

youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8

kek

I want to be clear that I don't think getting out the charts and saying shit like "ackshully, and interesting Harvard study would differ" with people. This Current Affairs article explains my position well. I also think the Left needs multiple avenues of convincing. Big Data campaigns should definitely be part of this. I've long thought we need a Communist "Daily Stormer."

But on an individual level it's very easy to convince with three things: confidence, empathy, and positions grounded in fact.

Article:
currentaffairs.org/2017/03/debate-versus-persuasion

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She looks like a crying, constipated ostrich.

why can't i hold all these tears

Did anyone watch the 10 o'clock news? What was the angle on the debate?

who cares?

What the fuck kind of person is inspired by Lib Dem?

More people will have watched the news than the debate.

"debate"

I've got a cousin who I think is voting Lib-Dem. I say think because even he's too ashamed to admit it outright.

This was a non event that wouldn't have shifted the vote either way.
Corbyn still needs a result.

Betting markets have Corbyn quite a bit higher than Trump was at this point. Went up 2% in the last hour.
predictit.org/Contract/6157/Will-Jeremy-Corbyn-be-prime-minister-of-the-United-Kingdom-on-June-30#data

At least Corbyn has put the labour movement back to the forefront of British politics. Remember, Momentum and Unite, the biggest grassroots movement and union in Britain respectfully, were to merge but the snap election has made the merger go quiet - expect to see that crop up again later.

Is there a video up yet? Dirty foreigner who just came home and would like to watch here.

youtube.com/watch?v=LiDvn3ZWgN4
Try running this through a proxy/VPN

To me this just reads like propagandising them put in fluffier, friendlier, pro-audience terms. (Which I'm not against, but I'm still going to view them with masked contempt.)
But then I extend this into supporting abhorrent positions on the basis of ramming through good positions, because I'm a bit of a cunt like that. People have already been propagandised into hating immigrants and foreigenrs? Great! Greedy smelly foreigners own half our infrastructure, guess we'll just have to nationalise it… :^)


I mean, in 2001 and 2005 they were a tempting option.

Or this but I'm not sure how much of it buffers because I've had it open a while
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Thank you!

the betting's tightened hugely, corbyn was 40/1 to be next PM, now he's 13/2
May is still 1/6

t. adam curtis

you are correct though

I wonder if they have a few drinks to loosen up before these things, Farage used to and it seemed to liven him up a bit.

100% this

You just KNOW

although tbf a corbyn win would be pretty damn close.

This is so fucking perfect

Dude, if you haven't noticed by now, I have to spell it out: voting in the status quo is the whole point of a bourgeois democracy. It's designed not to rock the boat. Every once in a while a Chavez pops up, but they're isolated incidents that can be isolated, smeared, couped etc.

So being a burger I'm trying to do some research on who the big porkies in other countries were and are. I'm especially interested in who were the richest capitalists in Britain, especially during its imperial phase, and what their net-worth would be today ( I can convert if necessary tho).

Information on who the richest men and women in Britain are today is more then welcome. I'm not sure if I'm going about this the right way but I was told this was the thread to post in g-gomen

Every shop I walk by here in Ireland is advertising those damn fidget spinners. I want this trend to die.

I always envisaged SLab breaking away from the unionist British party and trying to find its way out of irrelevance by becoming atleast agnostic on the constitution.

But who could have ever imagined SLab actually becoming *more* unionist than the UK party? holy shit

I live in Northern Ireland and the only time I hear about them is from idiots on NSAbook.

More proof that the south is Worst Ireland.

I remember seeing them on /g/ a while ago advertised as "autism spinners". Quite the strange trend to take off.

I really, really hope Corbyn loses by a small margin. There's a crisis looming lads, if it happens under labour the tories will win right afterwards, and labour will go blairite again.

SNP Manifesto for 2017

It's difficult to know for certain. Sometimes I think Labour should wander into the bear trap anyway. I mean, Major had a shit economy to deal with and still won in 1992.


This is going to be dire-boring isn't it? Not even dislikeable, just very dull and uninspiring so hopefully nobody gives a damn and just re-elects the guy already in their seat.
yes.

So I curiously note no hint of propping up a Labour government there, although I only skim read it.

Although that's perhaps a positive sign. Nobody on the left talking about the "coalition of chaos" meme, while leaving it on the table after the election.

Also I note a Scottish Labour MP poking a child in the eye is the final photograph in the manifesto (last page, bottom.), very clever.

What the fuck is Theresa May morphing in to? She looks like an ugly old man.

forget about the irish, it's the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧brits🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 who are behind everything now
seriously, try the triple brackets now

We switched to the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧anglos🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧?

Welp, i liked the emerald empire… Oh well gotta follow the trends…

kek

Also the SNP's front cover unironically looks like it was designed by 14/88 WNs

lel they've even all got fair hair. even in good-faith mode i get a weird scandi vibe off it. (i've always wondered if there's some deeper reason that even in terms of more recent design trends, Scottish manifestos, or at least SNP ones, seem to diverge from the other parties in a mildly perceptible way.)

labour's is okay. a bit too modern-y minimalist-y for my tastes, but it works i guess.
the tory manifesto looks pretty awful. i get what they were going for, but the mix of that sort of 1992-esque serif manifesto and the minimalist design memes everyone's into these days just doesn't work.

maybe it'll look better in print, if they even bother. the 2010 one works better when you make it biblical.

ah for the good old days when we knew how to design manifesto covers. (i've always had a soft spot for that 1992 one, mind.)

She's 60 years old, not really fair to expect her to be attractive.


Have the Tories always used their full title of 'Conservative and Unionist' on manifestos, or is that new?


God, that still makes me mad. Dave was such a vacuous mong.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧BEADY🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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That looks to be the case now, no? Labour are closing the gap, but I don't see Labour surpassing in time. Let May have her hard Brexit and her party's dismal manifesto. Tories will be dead for decades if they get their way in this moment in time.

if this doesn't work I will blame 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧you🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Brexit is at this point inconsequential but Corbyn winning is still going to go badly, he'd have trouble pushing his program through on a good day. Either way there's an economic crisis due and its better if that doesn't get blamed on Labour which it would.

Economic crises by themselves doesn't mean much. FDR became president after an economic crisis and had a second depression in the middle of his presidency. It's the response that matters. If we respond in the same neoliberal way of cutting benefits during hard times, it will lead to the collapse of the Labour party. But, if Labour does raise up to the challenge, it can cement a permanent Labour majority.

People still blame labour for the 2008 crash, not just the response to it, the crash itself. If a crisis happens under a labour government it will be perceived as the effect of Corbyn's 'loony lefty' policy.

Labour may not have directly caused the crash, but the crash came after a decade of neoliberal policy under Blair. There's good reason for anger and resentment, the crash merely provided an outlet.

German conservative media just shat their pants.
welt.de/politik/ausland/article165083821/Ein-linksradikaler-Einzelgaenger-auf-dem-Weg-zur-Macht.html

faz.net/aktuell/politik/wahl-in-grossbritannien/hintergrund-zum-tv-duell-zwischen-may-und-corbyn-15039562.html

They consider him now as an actual threat. What did he do?

Rise in the polls

Neoliberal policy = Tory policy. They didn't call Blair a Red Tory for nothing.
Yet all that is forgotten. Somehow people have rewritten history.

scottishsocialistparty.org/snp-manifesto-fiscal-conservatism-political-timidity/


They're fucking correct about all this. But still, the SSP can be summed up as: "SNP are fake progressives but tommy sheridan destroyed our party so please keep voting for them to keep the dream of independence alive"

How do we in Scotland avoid Quebec's mistakes? How do we organise to ensure that if the SNP dies as a party, the cause of independence doesn't die with it?

SSNP?

SSP = Scottish Socialist Party (pretty much what name suggests)

SNP = Scottish National Party (dominant party of Scotland, centre-left neolib-socdems)

Indeed it is, I recently looked at my cousins facebook page and saw pictures of her cute, fair haired, horrendously white children. She's probably a nazi so I contacted my local antifa cell to take action against her.

Quebec nationalism died for the same reason Scottish nationalism will: seperating from Canada/UK will utterly buttfuck their economies in new and interesting ways. Doubly so if Scotland leaves the UK after Brexit is finalized because they will have to do serious austerity measures to get back into the EU.

Dubious, given the SNP are almost certainly moving towards a "Scottish Pound after brief period of stirlingisation" strategy.
(Since Scotland is the only part of the UK to export more than it imports, purely rational markets would if anything value it higher than the GBP.)

Only with a Euro strategy or a particularly intolerant currency union could austerity really be imposed.

that's not how currencies work

It's a component of it. It was a balance-of-payments problem that sent Britain to the IMF because they were warned the value of the pound would slide otherwise.

Interest rates and general insanity also tie into things, but fuck them, I don't have a chart showing permanent decline for them.

(just to note, i'm aware the overall balance of payments includes things other than goods, graphs vary slightly but it's still fucking abysmal, with either a plunge under thatcher followed by a brief neutrality [or slight surplus] in like 1999, then back to serious deficit. I just prefer the goods one because financial services are a meme.)

Tomorrow's Times

Who are the "Other"? Any idea?

So would this be Con-minority in practice? Or is the composition of the others enough to give SNP+Lab+Others a chance?

It would be the much talked of "coalition of chaos".

Subverted in that Corbyn would sacrifice his own seats for electoral reform, and would likely shut the Lib Dems up with proportional representation and maybe legalising weed.
The SNP would be on side with lots of things most likely, or they'd start turning Scotland Labour again.
The Greens would be all in, even if they only have Brighton.

The "Other" could be anyone, the Cons could slip in with DUP MPs like was predicted in 2015, but apparently there is only one N. Ireland seat, so it's a mystery.

Northern Irish

Probably 6 DUP, 6 Sinn Fein, 3 SDLP, 1 UUP, 1 Alliance and 1 Independent (Unionist)

Sinn Fein abstain, making the number needed for a working majority 323 instead of 326.

SDLP is the sister party of Labour, Alliance of Lib Dems.

So, looks like the Lib Dems get to decide who makes the coalition again. If they're not fucking retarded optimistic.jpg they'll go with Labour after 2010, but I think they already said they would go with the Tories and not Labour.

No excuses

If Corbyn's got any sense he'll stay the fuck away from the PM job.
It's a poison chalice, Boris and Gove dipped out for a reason.

Another ConDem coalition would be good for Labour. I wouldn't trust the LibDems as a partner after what they did in 2010 tbqh.

Completely agree. I want Corbyn's backstabbers out more than anything.
They've contributed nothing to the position of the Labour party right now.
Fucking absolute scum.

This is another benefit of pissing off the LibDems so much they go to the Tories for a coalition (a shit and tiny one at that). I've mentioned it before but apparently a lot of people aren't in possession of this knowledge: The only time you can purge the Blairites is at MP selection, which takes place before a GE. We skipped selection this time due to it being a snap election.

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Lefty women age the best

Could that be any more messy? If I have it right a vote of confidence would go Labour 314, Conservative 318, with the Lib Dems as kingmakers.


Why? In 2010 it made sense because Labour didn't have enough seats to make a Lib-Lab coalition possible, plus Clegg didn't want to be seen to prop up a rejected government. That wouldn't apply this time. They'd probably have more influence in a 'coalition of chaos' than with the Tories, too.

tbh May carrying on as a lame duck is a very tempting prospect if Labour don't help them get any civil-liberties-murder legislation through.

Yeah it would be great if Corbyn stayed in opposition and spent the next 5 years cucking the Tories.
I think for the left in the UK, that's as good as it gets right now. May needs knocking off her pedestal and I think Corbyn's got the swag to do it now.


Those figures will probably be based on those polled actually turning out to vote.
And if they're under 30 chances are they won't.
The most interesting thing is seeing the conditioning break on a lot of people during this campaign.

Because they were pussies and should have let it be a hung parliament. Every other argument is Clegg apologism.

Why is the left so afraid of power?

You can't implement labour policies and serve the people from the opposition bench.

New YouGov poll faggits.

CON 42% (-1)
LAB 38% (+2)
LD 9% (nc)
UKIP 4% (nc)

Smallest Tory lead yet.

Almost within margin of error. Jesus. This is without doubt the grandest campaign failure of any party in a generation.

Because the global economy is on the verge of collapse. This is potentially a 1974 scenario.

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Won't stop Blairites from demanding his resignation.

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touche, but at least hillary seemed to sort of try even if the effort was completely misplaced

does may even want to be PM?

twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/869662208892030976


WEW LADS

I can't wait for the liberal tears

When was the last time CON had a + while LAB had a - ?

S O U R C E N O W

Pokemon Go used to be a trend, how long did it take for that to die?

Took about 2 weeks to die out here in Wales when everyone realised out internet connection really is that shit

our*

/r/ukpolitics is shitting themselves over McDonnell's plan to nationalize water companies without compensation.


reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6e7ceo/mcdonnell_hits_back_at_conservatives_after_corbyn/di84vso/

FFS there is no way this plan won't benefit you unless you actually own the fucking water company, stop being such a cocksucker!

Bu-but what about 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧property rights🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧?

BTFO

Also I need to add that this comment chain is why I hate reddit. Someone makes a dumbfuck analogy doomed to fail because they think they're a smartarse, someone wrecks it with a funny reply, then they become a pedantic fuckwit trying to save face and drag the analogy out to painful lengths - completely independent of the topic at hand.

But won't this spook 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧investors🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧?

i saw people walking around cardiff playing it

i wish he'd seize their lives without compensation.

Bold words for a bloody rose

Independent
Socialist
Scotland

I wish SSP wasn't so dead

Ayy I live in the middle of nowhere

stop shilling on our thread

Apologize rose

of all things a rose has the most reason to hate a liberal because their relative closeness in some areas just makes their distance in other more important ones more offensive.

liberals actively ruin socdem parties as we saw in labour.


she asked for it

shite thread

hello rasheed

waheyy hahah

what was his name again?

good post
rorkes IN

takes so long to post on this SHIT fucking website christ

redpill me on muslims

hello /britpol/

remember when you raided brit/pol/ on halfchan?

OFFICIAL list of GOOD posts ITT

1.

genuinely baffled by this post
never posted on either britpol in my life

they are from here:
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/75483347

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poetic

yeah i recognize the crapflooding style although i'm sure last time (on brit/pol/) it was /britpol/ responding to brit/pol/ for some stupid reason.

kek that it's halfchan mind

i FUCKING love SCIENCE

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Hey Holla Forums, how do you like it being the good goys? First Trump, now this.

LibDems confirmed for being Aryan ubermensch

really makes you think

wtf i hate jews now

sue

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there is no Holla Forums here you insolent little toad

i'd forgotten about the economic powerhouse of the spartacists mate, thanks a lot

perfect timing on the raid Holla Forums

all the brits are sleeping. why are amerifats so incompetent at everything?

Stop posting old hags pls.

Nonce with a reddit flair on a leftwing thread colour me surprised

how dear you

t. bootyblasted rorke

Kek, Brits inspired by Holla Forums are the most pathetic brand of creature.

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t. buttmad rorke from /brit/

see

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Yeah America is doing really bad. Largest world economy, international fiat standard, strongest military and the place everyone in a socialist country wants to move to. Really got me there and I'm not even a yank.

Hymen can`t be "broken" virgin.

Scratch that, why is it that almost all oriental types look like aliens with little resemblance to rest of humanity?

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silly opinion
anyway im not staying im only here because im banned on /brit/ and i keep hearing about this thread

great post

there will be another major financial crisis by 2020
read steve keen. he's not even a socialist but he'll give a rundown on why everything is shit.

So people from Seychelles and Rojava and the Chiapas territories are moving there in mass droves?

Or could it also be due to the fact that the US seems to """"intervene"""" in socialist countries?

HYPE TRAIN

Yeah socialist countries never have crises. Absolutely no socialist nation has had a crises in fact and even when they have it's not been as bad as a mild recession lasting less than 5 years. I can't think of a single socialist nation that has completely imploded bec… oh no wait that's all of them.

I heard Cobryn is going to make football ilegal and will end with the premier league, is that true? fucking commies, always ending with my fun.

imagine being this user, utter state

Always astonishes me that leftists think the centre has shifted to the right. It's very much the opposite. Socialism is 'centrism' now. Any radical centrist you meet is a full blown bona fide socialist and they still think it.

i'm not a socialist, i'm making a point about the US economy.

if someone doesn't throw a copy of that book at trump and may then things might get bad enough for socialists to take power.

He's going to ban being white too. By 2019 everyone with be somewhere between tanned and black as the night.

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I moved them from 'Capitalism is still better than socialism' to 'capitalism is still better than socialism'? Never said it was perfect but there's a reason people mass migrate to the west not the east.

What kind of socialism, user? State socialism? Libertarian socialism? Do they advocate for the workers controlling the means of production as opposed to a state van guard.

Why rorkes so fucking retarded?


t. bootyblasted rorke who rejects evidence of foreign intervention and sabotage.

Huh, truly makes on ponder.

creasing

not an argument rorke. Answer the question. Are they libertarian socialists, state socialists or just soc-dems?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_socialism


Howling at the dumb-arse Rorke

Ok so we will go by your logic. According to your logic Socialism saved Capitalism in 2008 when all that tax payers money was used to bail out the banks.
That's how retarded capitalism is.

youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

me and the gf

Daily reminder that if it weren't for Keynes & FDR mixing in the exact minimum amount of socialism, capitalism would've either imploded or reverted back to feudalism via fascism worldwide in the 1930s. And both of them repeatedly stated this last ditch defense of capitalism against socialism as their intent.

me with based corbs

hehehe
actually im not a leftypol user at all believe it or not this is my first time on Holla Forums in about 3 years i think
im a small 'c' conservative :)

I don't agree with the bailouts and if do things like this they undermine capitalism to line their own pockets.

It was never about a mix of capitalism and socialism, it was pure capitalism. The state is a regulatory method for capitalism.

Unironically read steve keen if you want to know how to save capitalism from lazy economists and inept politicians tbh.

Stick around fam, just argue in good faith and people will get along with you.

Don't worry I corrected the record in /brit/. I would have thought a faggot like you used /cuteboys/ or something though

pisof
posted on Holla Forums for a couple of months a few years ago, didnt realise this site was still going until the recent spamming on /brit/

politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/jeremy-corbyn/news/86333/jeremy-corbyn-tells-supporters-stop

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/school-aide-laundered-brothel-cash-946427

tl;dr: Women's hour presenter who grills Corbyn because boo hoo he can't remember da figgers! is related to someone who runs brothels

Yes, familial guilt is a big part of every communist nation. I'm sure this absolutely means we can disregard his idiocy and start hating some woman for her family's crimes.

t. "look what my granddad did!" pro

Not an argument

Cry more faggot.

You don't know what that word means do you lad?

I think you making some sort of vague allusion to the DPRK because I'm skeptical of the value of someone in an incredibly nepotistic and scandal riddled industry whose father peddled whores is quite the classic.

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welp thats a bunch of triggered Holla Forumsyps

Wtf lads I guess it's over

Fill it out

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What the fuck is the problem with Jews?

Somebody mutilated their penis at birth, and because of this they try to establish a global standard of mutilating penises. America is one of their strongholds, where they've convinced the population missing a part of their dick is easier than washing it. Probably true given the guts they have.

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Here we
Here we
Here we fucking go!


This entire campaign is going great for Labour.

Oh boy this is going to be good.

may was eating so much shit on the tweeters, it was pretty cash, just a lot of legitimately angry people, dunno how representative that is but i dont think i saw a single positive comment

it'll do i guess

tbh I was really fucking worried he would send Abbott, who would kill the campaign there and then.
He's going to do it
HE'S GOING TO SLAUGHTER THE TORIES

May will look bad for not turning up now this is a great move

brandseye was one of the few polls that predicted trump and brexit and that worked from reading social media posts

Good lord he wouldn't send Abbott to that. Everyone here was under the impression McDonnell was going down. He would be funny to watch shredding Tories.

Just had a quick look round and can't find them saying anything on the GE, can you help me out?

guys I'm not usually into the Holla Forums kek thing or whatever but did you notice that today is the last day of may

She was party to it, did you read the article. Runs "woman's hour" and talks with her dad about his "whores" (her word)

tbqh i think you need to pay them if you want them to provide data

fucking hell you have unironically blown my mind.

Isn't their election type analysis free as a showcase of their abilities tho?

really makes you think

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meant for
tbh

WTF I'm a NazBol now

What the fuck is going on here?

Oh, it's Jews. Why are they such cunts?

i'm dead

you guys are going to post a comfy stream with chat, right?

t. burger

what are the odds of May actually showing up? Nevermind that Jezza will absolutely deck her.

zero to none; she's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't.

Is there one of these with other minorities?

I really hope a flustered Crosby sends her in. It would be a bloodbath.

I'm actually seeing a suprising amount of pro-corbyn posts on 4/r9k/.

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Kek, Corbyn will fucking obliterate the Tories tonight for this.

What time is the debate?

I think I understand why he did this: it was his plan all along. Instead of having him announce he'd go immediately, he waited until the day it happened to maximise media coverage of him going and theresa not

7:30 gmt

7:30pm GMT, sorry

Oh shit. Looks like Trump is pulling out of the Paris agreement.

Corbyn now has the chance to absolutely wreck May tonight on her decision to try and align the UK more closely to an unstable and reckless US by playing lapdog to Trump.

It's because NEETS are starting to realize that Anarcho-Capitalism has already pretty much been tried and failed during the neoliberal years of the 80s-90s and that making an entire political movement out of triggering liberals was fun for a while but is just getting old at this point and yields nothing but people like Trump who instantly sells out the base once he gets power.

They're turning into SocDems because lumpens literally have the most to gain from a welfare state

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/869899696453672961

Makes sense, NEETs love their autismbux and unsurprisingly love the idea of UBI

This day couldn't be more perfect

Yep, and more on my point about them realizing anarcho-capitalism is just neoliberalism, I meant that they are realizing its the source of all their pain and atomization and thus are going the opposite route.

They probably think Social Democracy will help them find a gf or at the least teach people to not be so judgemental of their affiliation for 2d anime grills or something

Farrage confirmed NazBol

You mean 1930 GMT, right?

Correct.

What if Jezza chokes?

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twitter.com/JakeWiafe/status/869848994272362497

Wait, you guys "can't afford" school lunches anymore?

so the tories claim

S P O O K E D

mobile.twitter.com/J_Manasa/status/869840345005268992

hello darkness my old friend

christ

Tried giving her a shit fucked right up haircut but her head is a bizarre shape. Give it a try and you'll see what I mean.

Is British printed media the worst in the world?

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I'm sure some of the third world beat us.

the saddest thing is this crap will work

pottery in motion

burger here

who will make up the great coalition of chaos?
Labour + SNP + NI + Greens? because fuck Lib dems

coalitions work fine in other countries. it has been given this pejorative moniker to foreclose the very idea of it happening by the conservatives.

Functionally speaking, any CoC can't work without the Lib Dems. also atleast 10 out of NI's 18 seats would rather work with the Tories than Labour

Unless they're propping up a dictator I see no reason to believe this

NI means the Northern Irish parties, I doubt they would ally with Labour.

Me on the right lads.

Theres only one secret plan labour has.
youtube.com/watch?v=uDXtVlG2VW0

"Other" includes like 8 more Northern Irish seats, so it's a mystery why there's a lone NI seat listed.

if the lib dems steal enough votes to give tories the election it will be the biggest betrayal since rosa

???

its a meme you dip

SF don't take their seats in Westminster AFAIK

Surely they can't keep getting away with it?

When Corbyn wins who else is signing up to work in the gulags? I know I am

:^🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

never underestimate their ability to fuck over the left

Kek, please keep tabs on this fuckwit. Got any more?

can someone please bully this man on twitter?

Australia's is worse. almost 100% Murdoch

Was Corbyn supporting Hamas and Hezbollah a meme?

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huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-election-error-polls_uk_592ecc58e4b0540ffc834f06

I thought letting Labour handle Brexit was the point of calling an election.

He didn't but he'd be right to anyway

Cytu.be stream together tonight?

Well, I imagine they wouldn't be telling the MP's in the marginals that.

Is it ok to dislike both Corbyn and the Labour party, but vote for them because you think it would advance left-wing ideas?

It's okay to be a John McDonnell man.

I don't like socdems in general either.
Doesn't mean I'm not going to shitpost like there's no tomorrow when corbyn wins though

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M A R G I N O F E R R O R

yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

Are they actually any good there? Why do they even get that one seat?

yes please!

that's coming down from a conservative double digit lead a month or two ago right?

Exactly a month.

They had a 14 point lead a week or so ago.

Labour still needs to win 10 - 15 more seats tho

Yeah people were predicting 150 seats for Labour back then.


We want a minority Tory govt.

Not even that, but I'd definitely like some wriggle room due to the fucking Blairites.

how do we respond to the magic money tree meme?

Explain basic economics to them.

Why do brits respond so well to all these IRA-sympathy accusations?

In what way? I think the most persistent people on the subject in newspaper comments are CCHQ paid shills tbh.

i just watched the Q&A and Interview with Paxman. What the hell Paxman kept interrupting him and trying to gotcha him

The Tories, if they had their way, would absolutely fuck over all these poor mental wrecks on r9k. Not just in neetbux but also in moralizing attempts at policing the internet, getting vanned for loli and so on.

Barry Gardiner's a legend
thecanary.co/2017/05/31/radio-4-host-tried-stop-labours-barry-gardiner-exposing-bbc-live-failed-audio/

I mean shit like this
archive.is/BESEb
IRA is unilaterally regarded as terrorrist, yet the BAF, not so

Just garrote the Blairites

People are pretty tired of that bullshit tbh.

No, seriously, why is Tony Blair still alive?

All the worst people live to a ripe old age. You'll get used to it

Why
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Because the failing liberal media convinced us Gulags are "inhumane"

every day I believe this more and more

Theresa May is asked why she won't be attending tonight's TV debate

What the fuck was that noise at the beginning? An attempt at a laugh? Give us a fucking break you old scraggly hag

Corbyn is fleeting
Blair is eternal

The five minute clip is even more of a car crash.

Fuck off Tony.

I didn't know it was possibly to talk with only your lower lip

Is that a…. chain?

It's so it's right there when for when she reinstates serfdom

What a great answer to give on the telly

May loves the bling, yo. She gangsta

This is a moment to seize. The kaleidoscope has been shaken, the pieces are in flux, soon they will settle again. Before they do let us reorder this world around us.

NERVOUS LAUGHTER

Not since the vespene gas crisis of 2012.

This, this.

*INCREASINGLY NERVOUS WOMAN*

I'm not a brit, will SkyNews show the debate???

I'll try to get a stream going. Will probably be ~10min late

denk u

tbh I'll probably sign up for some reeducation. I falter sometimes.

Why did they let her go on TV so sweaty?

thanks man

To dispel the lizard/robot rumors

The conservative cabal is letting her hang now.

pathetic

At least he did

also wondering this

The debate is on BBC

Anybody has a link to the stream?

Going on right now? Gib universally accessible link, plox.

bbc.com probably

in one hour

try the bbc page on youtube
i've got a telly so i'm watching it on that.

yeah but some of us aren't bbc havers

Isn't it in like 2 minutes?

bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40091449

it's streaming live on twitter
twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481

it's on now you goon


sorry buddy, can't help

here we go

I'd smash the moderator tbh

Thanks comrades. I was looking to waste time anyhow.

GIB LINKS, BONGS

Holla Forums's BBC Debate stream with chat

get in here m8s

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_BBC_Debate

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the twitter link here

Holy shit Rudd already talking bolloks

get in here, comrade

boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/37401208#p37406152
help me lads, i can't handle these levels of ideology

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Tim Farron with the sick burns.

some good banter

For anyone who missed it (paraphrasing):
Tim Farron: You may be wondering why Theresa May isn't here tonight. Well, she could be anywhere. Look outside your window, is she eying up your house to pay for your social care? *tory guffaws from the audience*

when is Corbyn gonna get a round of applause…i'm stressing out guys

it's going to be a good old night of torybashing eh
i like it

GET EM JEZZA

UKIP is still relevant?

As a meme.

Well they're not user

Nah, dead as fuck. Blobbed by the Tories and massively spread out.

would have a pint with power rankings:

1. Jez
2.Nut
3.Caroline
4.Angus
5.Leanna
6.Tim
7.Amberlamps

I know it's no surprise but I am actually a bit shocked at how the Guardian is practically supporting May right now whilst mags like the Spectator have acknowledge some of Corbyn's better points.

lmao

get into the room comrade >>1721330

labour and snp coming out on top so far

moderator attacking corbyn with the "lol you forgot a number you dummy" fell completely flat with an audible groan in the audience

They and the Indy did it in 2015 too.

will jezza drop some stormzy verses at the end?

The SNP guy is actually a pretty good speaker shieeet

get in here, comrades

theyre all attacking jezza and not may wth
also how does everyone forget who was in coalition with the torries a few years ago?

see

Never trust a liberal

they got some shots at the libdems in at the beginning

where are the guardian supporting may?

Join the right channel:


42 users [the right channel]

8 users [trotrskyist splitters]

holy fuck the moderator making shit up about police numbers to bring in Abott for no fucking reason…

Bloody ell Rudd's voice is like nails on a chalkboard

Wow, didn't know we were the world's #2 supplier of arms.

the perfidiousness of the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧anglo🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 knows no bounds

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Conservatives are dumb as hell. When France gave too much power to it's government, the government used it to put ecologists on house arrest.

YOU INVITED HAMAS

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you invited hamas

Fact: The USA is the worst offender for greenhouse gas emissions. China is behind the USA and Russia.

tnf humus is good

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What ever happened to De Gualle's "You do not imprison Voltaire"?

Are the conservatives trying to throw the election?

They really try to make it look that way.

Maybe they just don't want to deal with the fallout of the inevitably sub-par brexit deal

the wut now?

Oh, nowhere near as bad as USA #1

Do the media ever give any coverage to all the really small parties and independent candidates?

tbf i r retarded

And the last question tonight…What do the candidates think about Jeremy Corbyn being an IRA supporter in the 1970s?

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We cannot. Go on. Like this.

fucking creasing right now at that guy fixing his glasses and going 'oh yeah'

De Gaulle died, for starters.

loooooooooooool snp bloke bringing the banter

Corbyn did something brilliant by not mentioning May's absence and citing his mandate instead, now every other party is shredding May on that front.

HOW DARE YOU

Yup. It seems that Zizman is right that the left with Bernie found the new expression of radicalism not in effrontery but in politeness.

U-TURN QUEEN

WEAK
AND
WOBBLY

By god I swear the green party where set up by the tories to split the left

I know little about British politics but I love that everyone else on stage is just shredding into May constantly

Amber Rudd's father died on Monday yet she still turned up for the debate.

Fair play but fucking hell does this make May look like even more of a shitter.

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I felt a little sorry for Rudd going into that tbh, she's hardly been in the fucking cabinet two years and she's shoveling the PM's shit and getting gang fucked off at least 5 other parties at any time. Not to mention she was dealing with the Manchester attack and I didn't even know of her dad's death.

it really does

That was a terrible showing for the Conservative party. What was Theresa May thinking?

Good Lord, Conservatives are absolute faggots.

She just doesn't think.

She knows that the retards who are going to vote for her wouldn't care if she was there anyway.

Help me contextualize: did the Tories just get humiliated? Who were the 37 other people?

Post-Debate Stream

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_BBC_Debate

They and May especially literally got gang raped

How can we hijack this meme?

Literally everyone shat on May.

JUST

the video

mobile.twitter.com/BBCNews/status/869996175067185152

Frog here, I just discovered who Dennis Skinner is today and he might be one of my favorite politicians alive.
His yearly heckles during the ridiculous Black Rod's arrival in the House of Commons are golden. The "dodgy Dave" moment last year was hilarious too.
He embodies the refined working-class brand of British acerbic wit, kinda like Mark E. Smith. In the best timeline, he would be Prime Minister.
From what I understood though, he has a beef with Corbyn, why is that ?

halfchan thread on the debate: boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/127891651

Like pissing in the wind matey

Jesus Christ, when the crowd laughed at the Tories, even that tory bitch almost laughing.

Eager for the next polls.

Any predictions on +/-?

Lab 39
Con 43

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does he, I though they were both part of the 'odd squad' of left wing mps? I could bee madly wrong though.

fuck that ending is hot

youtube.com/watch?v=o_lQ3ncG2o0

he don't lad youtube.com/watch?v=XHGDDMAP5qU

As an foreigner (American) I'll say that Farron appeared to be charismatic and a skilled debater tonight. If I had gone into that debate knowing nothing about what Lib Dems stood for, I would have come out liking him. The fact that he wasn't forced to defend his party's policies the way Corbyn and Rudd were helped a great deal in that regard.

I tried

The libdems were in the coalition government between 2010 and 2015, and partly responsible for the terrible outcomes of austerity. It's a miracle he walked away without getting attacked on that.

not bad but how is that hijacking?

I'd fuck a female Farron

Sheeit.

we be ballin

Labour up 3 and the tories down one well, well, well.

May 31st: the last day of May

boi he bout to do it

jesus christ i'm fucking excited
even if we just get a hung parliament that would be excellent

Remind me of this.

How can anyone look at Tories claiming an economic crisis if they lose power as anything other than a direct threat?

by being a cuck

H Y P E

Because they are appealing to the business owners, their grip on the working class is faltering and they know it.

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Disappointed Corbyn didn't call out the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧BBC🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 on them peddling fake economics and biased reporting and call for the host's (and Kuenssberg, and Maitlis etc) sacking tonight. Fucking absolute disgrace they are.

holy fuck the tories are absolutely imploding

oh god stop getting me so excited Holla Forums

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Little Piggy has been found

6 Highbury Road, Whalley Range, Manchester, Lancashire, M16 8PT

Kek

Christ alive, who let that MP off The Thick of It become the prime minister?

boards.4chan.org/int/thread/75518229
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/75518229
we're all in here

Corbyn missed a trick by not picking on him

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i still think conservatives will win a majority. perhaps not a particularly large majority but certainly not much smaller than the current

why are scottish greens so much better?

If Crooked Theresa Dismay won't show up for the debates, how will she handle the brexit negotiations? Embarrassing! #NoShow #Mayday

Turns out Amber Rudd's dad died 2 days ago and Theresa May sent her to the debate while she's strong and stable at home doing fuck all

because they're not an actual party, they're just the eco-SNP who exist to validate the idea that independence as a movement/cause isn't the SNP's sole property

I wish there was an actual pro-independence credible challenge to the SNP from the left

Having enough power to be convincingly accused of "being in charge", but not enough power to actually stop bad things from happening is a very precarious position. A hung Parliament would allow Corbyn to focus on purging the Blairites, while the Tories take the blame for the next financial disaster.

Sometimes I wonder

A hung parliament wouldn't last very long. The Tories would rather risk losing power in a second election than stumble on for years as a hapless minority government.


I don't know what he was thinking, trying to appease a literal 1%-er. It was a golden opportunity to define Labour against that sort of person. Maybe he was focusing on not being the psycho he's painted as by the media.

Don't touch my Blairites!

*hums 'Things Can Only Get Better'*

PURGE THE BLAIRITE SCUM

because he defined himself a a small business owner.
an all out attack on a petit-bourgeois would not have played well. iirc corbyn played up the tension between the petit and the haute bourgeoisie.

when will a post-debate poll be released? tomorrow maybe?

I'd expect one to be released at least on Friday, but here's hoping for sooner

They're not really, they actively handed Edinburgh Central to Ruth Davidson. I like Patrick Harvie personally, but beyond that they're meh.


Memetic. They play second to the SNP because it's basically the best way for them to get attention right now, they're independent enough to cause concern.

Honestly glad the SNP doesn't have a proper left-wing challenger right now, they'd inevitably turn into a PR-nightmare protest brigade. (Even the greens get a bit close) that re-enforce the narrative the SNP won't "use the powers they have" (why won't you just ram up income and council tax in a country that's part of a union with another one making emigrating 15 minutes over the border unbelievably trivial?) instead of recognizing that basically devolution is a glorified form of LARPing as a government instead of handing over real power (N A T I O N A L I S E I T), where budgets are genuinely constrained and the only taxes available are guns that can only hit the firers feet.

The strategy of sleepwalking the public into independence is far-and-away the best option. After independence, let the SNP split. A band of (bourgeoise)-politically inexperienced yahoos freaking out Porky (or worse, middle class liberals!) would be the death knell of independence and the continued imposition of Conservative governance.

And I say this as someone absolutely sick to death of how boring the "don't spook the horses" approach is. Like damn, I've spent half my time this election thinking about Corbyn because there basically isn't an election going on in Scotland.

Having him and Boris as the people in charge of representing us abroad is beyond memes, a couple of years ago it would have been fantasy that would have you laughed out of the room.
At least they will get dragged through the coals and this whole character type they represent will be put to rest.

What did Corbyn mean by this?

DEFEAT THE CRASHERS

Because the good die young.


Got a bigger version of the third pic?

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Are pringles the new food of the working class?

as an american
are your banks as in control of britain as much as america
what does corbyn have in store for banking regulations

banks are our economy.

(actually iirc this is a meme and despite decades of anti-industry policy manufacturing still narrowly beats it out, or is just narrowly beaten, but regardless our economy is run purely for them.)

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This shit is allowed in bongistan?

What's that they're singing in the background? Internationale?

Must be nice to see that kind of support after basically being declared the most hated man of Britain by the media.

youtube.com/watch?v=qiapyX287_w
#bants

The media bias (bbc and the newspapers especially) has been pretty blatant during this GE, it's great in a sense as they're digging their own graves.
Even thickos who never noticed this before are twigging, especially to the sacred BBC.

Why even bother sending out anyone? Jesus

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The right-tards are now accusing BBC of having a left wing bias.

Lads, give me a quick rundown of the progressive alliance.

People like Paul Mason is shilling hard for this idea and a number of very liberal twitter accounts have popped up.

My worry is that voting tactically might strengthen the libdems and they may form an alliance with the Tories. As far as I know, there is no agreement between libdems and labour.

Also found this article from the Independent about this alliance. archive.is/i7wXN

Marxism is no solution because its joined to capitalism at the hip, without capitalism marxism has no purpose and no existence, it can only exists as a precarious leech on the material excess of capitalism. if capitalism relies on overstimulation, Marxism relies on understimulation, but both are materialist and create the same hollow people.
McDonalds for example has more influence than any Marxist ever has on the average person and culture in general. Marxism is a relic of the 19th century

you lot are just zombies, kept alive by voodoo rhetoric and nothing more. soulless homunculi intellectuals

Not an argument vietnam lad

the tarantula finally speaks
read homo sovieticus or just look at the sad sorts populating this board
the problem with socialism is socialists

For the Fascist either Anarchy nor Totalitarianism are our end goals, but they are means to an end. Futurism, the path to a Fascist society though Anarchy, demands the annihilation of the existing temporal social order and its institutions in order to start from scratch so that a more organic rebirth can occur straight though all the natural organic processes.

the other path to a Fascist society, though totalitarianism, means utilizing the mechanical state Leviathan in order to create a protective outer shell that would fall away once a new generation has been grown that would by default act according to what was previously enforced by mechanical means of total control

Fascism though totalitarianism allows for the weak average commoner to be a part of fascist society, but he is constantly constrained by the system to make sure he does not cause any damage to the restoration process or "incubation" of the future generation. this ensures that the new generation recives the proper education and understanding required to no longer need the strict control of totalitarianism, thus once the old weak generation dies off the system can be safely dismantled by the newer generation.

Fascism through Anarchy requires much higher standards, it demands everyone who wishes to become part of the natural restoration to be capable of self-discipline, of having their order originate form within, otherwise they are worthless and need to be babysat all the time. thus fascism though Anarchy is more radical and does not tolerate weakness and thus the weak have no place. it also places less emphasis on the "nation" as nationalism merely serves as a vehicle of the weak in many cases.
the Totalitarian on the other hand requires nationalism as it represents the widest extension of deeper "tribal" kinship bonds, and since humans have yet to bridge the gap where we can have intense feelings of care for non-kin the "nation" becomes a necessary fiction for the sake of unity.

the Leninist-Communist Totalitarians attempted a similar idea, a "rebirth" of man as Homo-Sovieticus
but their rejection of hierarchy and unwillingness to sacrifice the weak and keep them on the narrow path lead to the breakdown of that dream. The exultation and cultivation of weakness brings them to ruin.
they spread the net too wide and lost their fish.
beyond this they (like capitalists) only embrace the physical and material which is only one aspect of the True Self, thus the resulting "New Soviet Man" is a stunted diminutive slave instead of a full higher being.
Himmler's SS was the Totalitarian fascist equivalent to this project, a small elite core "incubated" by the larger mother state, like a delicate kangaroo pup.

for the Anarch you only have singular men cultivating themselves and seeking to bring down society, while the harder path history seems to point to this as being the most sustainable.

The SNP are going to lose seats in this election. But they're still on track for an overwhelming victory over the other parties. Yet Ruth Davidson and Kezia Dugdale have come out and said that even a 50% vote for the SNP (like in 2015) will not constitute a mandate for another referendum, and would still block it. So the unionists and their media lapdogs are gonna use every seat loss as a delegitimisation of indyref2. This is such a fucking nightmare, I don't see any electoral or peaceful path forward. What happens then? How can we organise towards independence outside of a bougie party framework? violence? industrial action? street mobilisation?

The latest STV poll showed that support for independence has risen from 44 to 47%, but that the SNP is now only at 43%, while SLab have tied even with SCon at 25% each, which means that there are even Yes voters now who have become fed up of their managerial politics and drawn to corbyn. I live in the North East (easily most bougie part of Scotland) and its so fucking comical seeing the SNP unironically embrace yellow toryism by championing the oil industry, tax cuts and even the odd spot of euroscepticism to hold onto fishermen, in constrast to their socdem central belt theme. So when the SNP run their election up here of "vote for us to stop the tories", it's entirely just idpol. The "Yes" movement in 2014 was an authentic expression of proletarianism which the SNP has since cultivated into a voting bloc, but it won't last forever. There needs to be another framework to keep the momentum.

tbf this has been their thing since like forever.

remember scottish labour masturbating to the corporation tax cut in the white paper?

youtube.com/watch?v=G3OxSwSDtgs

chunkymark is /ourcomrade/

youtube.com/watch?v=HxM0swbuxQo
How can one man be so based?

No? What happened?

Theresa May is relaunching her campaign for the third time, today.

Repeat after me STRONK AND STABLE

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/general-election-poll-latest-jeremy-corbyn-london-labour-prime-minister-theresa-may-conservatives-a7766941.html


HES COMING BUCKOOOOOOOOOOS

what a guy

I worry that yougov could be wrong.

That video ended interestingly…

source?

can't imagine there being more than one relaunch

On this? Nah. London is mostly Labour stronghold.

God Jezza why do you make me like you so much

By which I mean they've completely switched gears and is focusing on a single message now – Brexit.

bbc.com/news/election-2017-40112003

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"In nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti, amen"

that pringle was laced with Putins radioactive poison

yeh wtf is with that

I lost it when he started shaking it

WALES UP TO 46%. 11% LEAD.

B R A I S E
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got myself a gf now so i'm voting tory lads

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we may have to re-nationalize your gf if you keep this up

No but seriously I don't want Labour to win this, this parliament will be a disaster and whoever gets blamed for it will be out of power for a decade or more.

don't worry though if Theresa May gets in she will just be sold off to one of her Bridesmaids.

Won't the media just make it seem like it's Corbyn's fault no matter what?

alri 'sheed

libdems are ideed prone to being the traitors here

Get in power and implement the policies. Worry about what may happen later. Even a marginal change in people's lives will swing support in favour of Labour by degrees.

Get that economistic bullshit out of here.

Conservative + DUP + Lib Dems would be a hilarious shitstorm

Not sure I want the Lib Dems and Labour in the same government. Hopefully we can cut them out.

Has anyone seen the new Panelbase poll? It doesn't look that exciting (Tories leading 44-36) but they changed their methodology recently, which had the effect of increasing the Tory lead by 7 points. So under the old methodology the Tory lead would be only 1 point, the lowest yet.


Getting 50% there would still be pretty spectacular.

the women screaming were actually being raped, by jeremybros

you don't know what you're talking about

if only sinn fein would would give up on their abstaining and join Jezza…

where are the micks when you need them

stop raiding /brit/

Nobody cares about /brit/ - they are irrelevant autists who had to be banned from namefagging.

bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-01/u-k-pollsters-see-may-increasing-majority-even-as-lead-shrinks

Bloomberg's usually pretty neutral on everything and they think it's still going to the Tories.
Bear in mind we were expecting a total wipeout for Labour, anything under a 100 seat majority is a decent result and should see Corbyn keeping his position.

tell your filthy leftist drones to stop posting their corbyn propaganda in a majority tory general then

it's getting boring

Try looking for mentions of /brit/ in this thread - there are none but yourself. Your party is just fucking trash and your head is stuck up your ass.

we know you have a secret discord you use to organise raids

we aren't stupid

tories will win by a landslide

white paper contained like a 2% cut in corporation tax, so scottish labour wanked themselves raw over how the SNP aren't really left wing xD the only redistributive measure in the white paper is to give money to porky xD.
(t. Gordon "slash and burn that corporation tax motherfucker there's an election coming up i need the city." Brown.)


imagine being such a wanker that you ACTUALLY vote Tory.

The absolute fucking state.

kill yourself you sad loser

link me the discord and I'll do it

there's no discord you stupid mong

here discordapp.com/invite/eaUBfh

discord.gg/D2Mq3te
Here you go

I tend to doubt the more optimistic polls too, but this is still showing considerable movement towards Labour - which certain pollsters are covering up with methodology changes out of fear of looking stupid.


So you cucks are going to consciously vote for the establishment? I can understand voting for UKIP but this is just sad. Unless you're all on six-figure incomes you're voting to get your arses raped. The Tories aren't even going to pretend to care about immigration or any of those right-wing issues.

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how can you get this deluded?

so much for the anti establishment right

reminder that Steve Keen, one of the few pro-Brexit economists, wants a Labour win.

although tbqh I want a Tory minority government in many ways since May gets humiliated and can't do fuck all as the mistakes of 2008 come home to roost. slash and burn motherfucker we skeleton army now.

also i like the degree to which we attribute economic success/failure to government policies even though we live in a country dominated by the private sector where the decisions of private actors have the ultimate impact. like damn, we fucking privatised oil, we don't want to be left holding anything.


who was Ted Heath?

all these fuckers need to read some Hitchens. Conservative party is useless and should've split in 2010.

so much for the counterculture right

What's our response to this?

There's been fuckloads of capital flight due to Brexit, which has pushed the pound down and helped exporters. Bear in mind these people are the same Brexitards who try to positively spin capital flight when it suits them.

1917. (or a multilateral series of capital controls administered via a keynesian clearing union.)
if porky will pull out capital now, he'll pull out capital when taxes need to go up to fight mecha-hitler in WW3. if he can't be trusted to pay up, he can be trusted to bleed out for being a nazi spy.

How hard would it be to issue a new currency, rendering the stashes in offshore accounts useless?

Kek, what den of idiocy is this?

Meant not fedora. Fucking reply bug.

pistonheads.com/gassing/forum.asp?h=0&f=205
feel free to make a shitposting account

yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/pollsters-experimental-election/

very interesting piece by yougov explainng how their polls have labour performing so much better than anyone else

and as expected, it isall down to young voter turnout

yougov expects a higher turnout than 2015, but nothing spectacular and very comparable to the 2010 election, whilst most other polllsters think youth won't show up to vote at all.

please for once get your asses up to vote

I bet loads of spazmos are deciding to vote Labour (after registration has closed of course).

Takes like 20 fucking seconds you just need your name and postcode iirc.

It's worth it to vote solely to get rid of the annoying "You can't complain if you didn't vote" people.

Corbyn vows no deals, no pacts if there is a hung parliament
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/01/corbyn-vows-no-deals-no-pacts-if-there-is-a-hung-parliament

it's like he does not want to be PM

More like be PM with a load of shitters tanking all his reforms.

you realize the libdems are just going to go against every reform he has in his manifesto?

chunkymark is becoming one of my favourite things about this election

twitter.com/Corbynator2/status/870353670629711874

He has enough to deal with with the Blairites in his own parties without cleaning up after libdem retards

god i hate liberals

Ignorant burger here. Why is it that European leftist parties in parliamentary nations all hate each other and refuse to form coalitions, preferring to form bipartisan coalitions instead, while their rightist peers all work in lockstep?

He says this cause it's still unlikely he'll win and wants to stick to his guns but you know that if the opportunity arose, him and the SNP would be in bed so fucking fast.

Because sectarianism. Also, not all leftist parties are sectarian, except trots.

don't remind me

we head succ dem and greens in government for 8 years up till then (and all they did was betray and fuck the wokers, but hey, at least they had flowers and bombed yugoslavia)
at that time Linkspartei who had only just formed from the PDS(ex SED from east germany) had a huge amount of es SPD people in it who still hates the succc dems 8and rightuflly so) and t also went the other way around

nowadays RRG is possible, but everyone on the left is weak and there are almost 60% of the votes right of center

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't corporation tax calculated based on how much profit a corporation makes in a country meaning that if they want to trade in Britain (which they will obviously not stop) they have to pay corporation tax?

Isn't this an issue of 'tax dodging' as opposed to tax being set too high?

they reckon with a 2010 level yout turnout

half a million young voters registered on the last day, 2,3 million new registered young voters
they all go to corbyn, they have a point.

I'd like to think the government has the ability to crack down on it, but because the tories are in bed with the rich, they'll never do it.

why even live lads?

My point is - am I correct to understand that people who scream 'don't raise taxes for the piggy' only justify their position by saying that if we don't cater to the fat cats they will run away with the money?

Isn't this like the most vulgar cuckholdery?

Is she qt?

Also, I'd rather have a girl sit on the other head.

Run away to where? The UK has the lowest corp tax in Europe.

I know that but that's their argument

Then it's easily countered

do it

I'm just astonished by this attitude of 'I'll better let my gf spend all the money otherwise she'll go and sit on someone else's face'

see

sex on legs tbqhwyf
youtube.com/watch?v=ACg9ajikENA


Capital flight is to do with the safety and security of UK assests. Not taxes. Greece did not suffer capital flight because of high taxes.
If porkies see us building gulags then there will be capital flight and it will be hard to stop as most of it is in people and electronic data.

I'm guessing you're not counting those tax havens which ought to be removed from the map, like Liechtenstein.

Thank fuck my local MP isn't a blairite tbqh. Voted confidence for Corbyn back last year.

So… you guys are all gonna be pissed if I ditch Jezza and vote Green right…?

Could you explain the concept of capital flight in a bit more detail?

Capital flight is a meaningless concept in this day and age when literally every porky keeps his stash in the Bahamas. Most of porky's holdings are spent on stock market speculation. So little of existing capital makes it back to the real economy it doesn't matter anymore.

Tax and spend by gov is the only instrument that has any meaningful impact on the real economy.

Not surprised tbh.

It's basically people selling their shit and leaving, a common occurence during political uplheaval or when an economy begins to look like a shit place to do business.
Happened due to Brexit and caused the pound to tank.
But of course the Tories were in power so it was called a "Brexit Bonus for Exporters".
The left needs to accept that it's held to a different standard when it comes to economics, and it's all about pushing things towards more and more marketisation.

Even if I wanted to vote green I'm pretty sure my candidate has said jack shit about what he actually stands for other than "reducing traffic" which isn't even a problem around here. I guess if you're big on your environment and socially liberal policies go for it. they did lose their dude weed angle a bit with the libdems getting in on it.

why tho

whoops forgot to take off my shitposting flag

For Germany?
Social-democrats and Greens did a massive right-shift into neoliberalsm. They went full Third Way Blairists (or Schröderists). Blink left and turn right.
This pissed off the left-wing of both parties and unions massively, so they founded the Left.
Of course their former colleagues brand them as traitors. It's no secret that SPD as well as Greens get along better with the conservatives than with the Left party.
And it's no secret that Merkel has a firmer control on both social democrats and greens than she has on her own party, which says a lot.

I think this case of socdems adopting pseudo-Blairite neoliberalism can be applied to most countries in Europe, trying to beat conservative parties at their own game. Or, as you said, joining dodgy coaltions with conservative parties. So these parties alienate large sections of their traditional voting base which now turns to right-wing populism or any number of alternative left-wing parties. A decent example I can think of is Labour in Ireland, which went full on centrist and ended up forming a coalition with the blueshirts. Which fucked them over in the long run.

i think ima write in the IRA in my safe tory seat

banger

thicc

Charlie Brown with the bants

Isn't the whole point of having a parliament instead of a congress/president, that you can form all of your silly splitter parties to build opposition, but still keep coalitions to maintain power away from the other side of the aisle?

It doesn't make sense for the minor left-of-center parties to avoid coalitions with the center-leftists.

I just love her bossiness y tbqh, she'd be a great domme

Shultz can bring the bants from beyond the grave. Impressive.

You can keep Thornberry. I want to suffocate between Rayner's tits.

Sure, """""her""""" tits

You're going to have a HUGE disappointment if the turd gets elected and after sometime you will see how there's still a central bank, currency, the royal family still exists and there will still be advertisiment on tv.

The joys of a multi-party system.
For Germany in particular the Left party is hated by socdems and greens, because most of the Left party were former members and are now seen as traitors. I already stated that.
Second socemds and greens are only left on paper. They are actually right-wing when it comes to economics. And they get along with conservatives and liberals (aside from the show fights on the parliament and talkshows) just fine. You see that in the state level.

And thirdly and insultingly, they agree to coalise with the Left under the condition that they give up on all their promises and become more like them. That won't go well with the voters, but they don't care. They are actually secretly hoping that the party stops existing. They openly state so, calling it "disenchanting the Left"

Are you under the impression that Corbyn is more left wing than the green party? I was joking fams, but really.


Environment is important. Its a waste of a vote though really

I hope so. Best scenario is to hold steady in Parliament, purge the Blairites, and let the Tories/Libdems take the hit of the next crisis.

idpol out

How likely is a Blairite purge in either circumstance?

Fatties reeee

If Labour gets a majority, Blairites are absolutely fucked.

If he comes out a moral victor and reinforces his position, pretty good I'd think.

I only have three types anymore:
Thicc
Milfs
And hipster cunts

Being the only one with the answers after the impending global financial crisis, Chancellor Corbyn will have a twenty year reign.

You can only purge during the candidate selection process at the start of every election. We missed it this time because of the snap election.

*Lord Protector Corbyn

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are you cunts watching Question Time?

The same (or similar) basically happened in Australia and New Zealand as well.

I still have nightmares about Rogernomics. ironically, when I think of how to describe the nightmarish vision of New-Zealand circa late-80s early-90s with rocketing suicide rates and declining prospects, my go to example is "It sounds like the United States."

Actually, important note: In NZ the notionally-right party (National) went full protectionist anti-trade sort of thing, NZ having "the most regulated economy outside the USSR"

Then Labour won an election because another party was founded just to split the national vote and the national party leader called a snap election drunk because he was really pissed about a dissident MP cutting into his tiny minority (I always like to interpret this as kiwis deciding they want more intervention, nationalisation, etc.) and went all neoliberal. dickheads. They got turfed out in (I want to say 1992?) and replaced by National, who followed them with the same neoliberal nightmare policies, appropriately dubbed Ruthenasia

Then I forget what happened but eventually Labour won again and scrapped their fighter jets 'cos lmao who's going to invade NZ?

Similar with Australia iirc, Labor took the lead on imposing neoliberalism instead of following.

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Cool post user. Seems like the 90s were a bit of a drunken decade, what with all that and that sort of 'end of history' line of thinking.

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Sauce

youtube.com/watch?v=HxM0swbuxQo

Brehs…

Bernie Sanders (in UK) on Corbyn:

youtu.be/VWN9_gk0ghU?t=3339

Is this the new "are traps gay"?

Always remember this prime time quote from Bernie:


reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6erub5/bernie_sanders_in_brighton_uk_on_jeremy_corbyn/

fugg

heh

atleast hungary is #1 at something other than rightwing nationalism

High correlation between thiccs and right wing nationalism.

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help me lads

Are we watching Corbyn and May on Question Time together? please say yes

Apparently bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08v9lhz

It happens to the best of us

Looks like it's time to revert and join the YPG

every single time.

I just know that when the revolution comes I'm going to wind up in jail, and all the lefties are awaiting execution, come dungeons dark or gallows grim… applies so we're all going to sing our parting hymn, only to find we've all got different versions again.

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a shameful user

also if you don't yell commie shit at your conservative friends as anti-liberalism i don't know what to say

People in work keep talking about politics. Really boring stuff mostly but one of these days I'm gonna say something autistic about communism.


Pretty sure thats a Holla Forums staple

I only have liberal friends, so I just yell commie shit at them instead.

i live in a rural canadian hellworld so yelling at cons is the best i get. i guess what im saying is yell commie shit at normals because drunk politics fights fucking rule

Yuropoor here and yes we will hopefully.

I don't see the problem. Was he wrong at the time he said that?

I've noticed this too. Thicc is right-wing propaganda. Lolis are the highest form of physical beauty for leftists.

I'm down to watch. It starts 8 pm GMT right?

twitter.com/britainelects/status/870592083060543488

IT IS HAPPENING TOVARICH.


7pm GMT/UTC, 8pm BST.

time to update the "==YOU ARE HERE==" again

Thanks fam

YOU ARE HERE

Doesn't kinda count? We are accelerating.

Gulags soon

btw the raw Ipsos Mori numbers show Labour in the lead.

right is raw, left is weighted.

some1 make a discord like for the debates

What is the difference?

Are there any British podcasts on the election? Or just left-wing politics

they weight for how likely the people they interview are to actually vote
i.e. young voters get weighted down (don't count as much in their final voting intention result), whilst older voters get weighted stronger

We should do like the debate Wednesday, stream and commentary. Get Newsanon on it.

Raw is well raw, numbers as polled. Weighted is adjusted for what they think may differ from actual turn out, like adjusted for age and so on.

In the past, students, ethnic minorities and other individuals would SAY they are voting labour to polling companies, but not show up on the day. - as a result, polling companies try to account for this by weighting certain groups - In my opinion the opposite will be the case in this election

lmao
archive.is/QgjeP

good job linking a video through archive.is

Ju Elle

what was I supposed to do, link directly to fb?

Have young people learnt their lesson from Brexit and will they actually vote this time?

here

jej

Bernie on Corbyn.

Who's the semen demon?

Who's the paki?

Daily reminder that /r/europe has been raided by T_D:

Bernie in Berlin:

reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6erxx0/bernie_sanders_in_berlin_resisting_trump_and/

reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6erub5/bernie_sanders_in_brighton_uk_on_jeremy_corbyn/

'There's a real similarity': Corbyn gets rousing support from Bernie Sanders
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/02/i-dont-think-he-needs-my-advice-bernie-sanders-applauds-jeremy-corbyn

Looks like Anushka Asthana to me, but I wouldn't be so sure.

22:00 CEST
noted

So will Corbyn and May actually be there at the same time and sort of debate or will it be like when they were on Sky News?

shy Tories.

My money is on shy Corbynites and far far less shy Tories this election

I think the youth voters are going to swing it
Concern trolls get out. Corbyn for PM.

She will probably pussy out.
I hope voters will punish her for it, but she also has no other choice. Corbyn will wreck her.

Separate times. May is scared to debate him 1 on 1

That's what I am secretly hoping.
Openly stating to support Corbyn comes with a stigma now that may bite them in the ass later.

I'll be on the lookout for a stream and get a cytube going again for you guys

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Thanks fam

The YouGov poll for me says it all - yes, most people say they will vote tory, but they also say that labour would be better for "me and my family". You will tell pollsters whatever you'd like but in the end if you think your kids would be better off, you're voting for the party that would make them better off. That is why there were shy Tories, they thought that the policies would be better for them. 7 years have proved that no, that's nowhere near the case.

What would be the best case scenario here?

Labour wins this election, but it's a hung parliament
Tories and LibDems coalise so it's these fucks who have to deal with Brexit amidst the fact that the strongest party get's ignored, Tories push their retarded policies disregarding the consequences.
Meanwhile Blairists will try to coup Corbyn again, because he """""lost""""", but just like the last coup they can't sell it as it is, so this time the entire party elite split, doing something like En Marche (with heavy backing by Macron) and fail to get 2% showing Britain and the whole world that despite them being former Labour leaders they were just a parasitic minority.

When has that ever happened anywhere though?

You have no idea how learning resistant people are.
Literally have a neighbour who votes conservative, even when the one he is voting on is a proven crook, because "at least he is not a commie"

You are a treasure.

21:30, no?
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08sr9db

Thanks, la.

NAME A MORE IRONIC DUO, I'LL WAIT.

They just made that half an hour later….

Done and done

inb4 May cancels

Red Ed will turn porkie into a tasty sandwich after 8th June.

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see u sun

Tbh I want Ed back in government.

Why the hell has the Guardian been way more anti-Labour (anti-Corbyn to be exact) than the Independent so far this election?

I'm seriously expecting them to either endorse the Lib Dems or no one when the time comes to pick sides.

Kek. Literally as I post that they come out with an editorial in support of Labour.

They sure have had a funny fucking way of showing their support to be honest.

Because they're enlightened, rational, radical centrists and believe dinosaur Corbyn's policies are just not sensible or intelligent.

Wew.

Because the Guardian is by and large the paper of the liberal centrists, the Labour elite, more content to give capitalism a human face than do anything with it. Note all the bile spewed endlessly at Corbyn by Toynbee et al - they were clearly not amused.

Didn't they also publish way more aGGro puff pieces than any other paper throughout GG?

last paragraph with the endorsement of the editorial if someone is interested. The rest can obviously be found on the guardian's website.

He fucking wishes.

Are people making another group watch stream thing for question time tonight?

NEWSANON

where's the link? Please tell me it's happening

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Still almost 40 bings to go, la.

twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/870709110202703872

when i was on benefits i had to go on this work experience program that i think was similar to this plan although it was run by a charity rather than the actual government

our instructor was some kind of revolutionary socialist and i think he had taken up the job to try and radicalise neets

CORBYN AND MAY LIVE AT 20:30 LADS COME ON bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08sr9db

WE BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN, TORIES OUT, CORBYN IN

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

For the britanons and those with proxies. Starts in 30 mins.

Leftypol Question Time Stream and chat

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

I still gotta find a YT stream but the channel is open.

Thank you :)

youtube.com/watch?v=Qlch8oLtXEs

Sexism needs to die

How the hell have I missed this?

Watch it, la. Horowitz goes full mong.

WINNING IS LOSING

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Yeh its great, two way spitroasting of a dumb Israeli shill

Leftypol Question Time Stream and chat

It's starting!

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

Best case scenario, Tories win it, but then it turns out a month later they called in allllllll their porky favours to do so, and their slim majority and weak mandate faces mass distrust and anger

First question and May's already being roasted

This is quite savage.

If the select this tough questions for May, i wonder what kind of stuff they have in store for based Jezza

Why these niggers clapping? She keeps just giving the most vapid, meaningless responses she possibly can. Absolutely nothing of substance.

1/3 tory audience

But even still, there has to be SOME part of them that just goes 'Nah, this is typical politician's bollocks'

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Is anybody going to question on her anything besides brexit?

No one here is buying her bullshit.

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Please repeat after me:
being sexually attracted to someone is not sexist
Now fuck off back to tumblr.

tfw no mentally ill partially blind succdem gf

No it doesn’t.

THERESA MAY UPHOLDS THE DPRK

CORBYN'S ON

nazbol needs to die

why even live at this pojnt?

why

This stream is fucking insufferable compared to last night. It's like being on twitch or watching a several million view youtube video comment stream in realtime.

stream is fine stop being a baby

Learn to meme you boring cunt

All this idpol.

No it isn't you struggling newfag, whenever anything happens faggots rush to post the same shit repeatedly like they're about to get a load of upboats and retwats.

That's not what memes are you retarded little cunt. You're the "NIGGERS!"spamming polyp of leftypol

Nazbol Gang disapproves

Teach me proper meme-ology daddy

Go back to twatter you friendless cunt.

Aww yes daddy I've been so naughty really give it to me

lol like that fucking millennial with the black hair who is clearly left leaning and decided to hit Corbyn about anti-antisemitism and shit, give me a break. How is that even a productive question, like you're trying to hit Jez by accusing him of being complacent with racism and anti-antisemitism? So obsessed with idpol shes trashing the only left leaning candidate with a chance does she think May is a real champion of minority rights or something

Ah yes, North Korea and Iran are totally going to fucking bomb us, Jesus Christ these stupid cunts

Posting an admin verified gif a minute after someone else beat you to the punch isn't a meme, it's a sign you're a mentally deficient fuckwit who is incapable of making an original joke, further evident by the fact you're copying the faggots over at Holla Forums and Milo by calling me daddy because I'm calling you a witless fuckwit. Shut the fuck up you unfunny cunt, I want to see peoples' opinions, not your regurgitation of someone else's wit. >hurr you're mad because you said i was dumb

The waifu that saved Holla Forums

why don't you nuke everyone lmao

it is showing that brits are the americans of europa and the people that caused 'murica in the first place

Fucking nukes!
Where they hell came that from?
Blairists, I swear to god.

/ourbrit/

okay mate

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he's having a shocker lads

Are you a schizo? Who the fuck do you think you're arguing with?

obviously not left as in socialist or communist i meant like left-liberal. an idpol liberal like that is clearly not voting conservative im assuming so my point is just why shit on the only dude at the debate that gives a shit about minorities if thats what your priority is

except there's no evidence she's a left-liberal. if she's trying to trip up corbyn she's voting tory.

Some unfunny cunt citing maymays for being a retard. Unless you're some dipshit that has so little chan etiquette he takes up someone else's argument half way through without pointing it out.

I thought I would just leave this video here about how the utter state the British welfare system is doing is seriously affecting people:
facebook.com/theguardian/videos/690794987774934

Hnng

You forgot option 3 where you're a spergy autist mad over a fucking non argument. No I didn't take up anyone's argument but I also was never arguing for gif spamming and you're free to point out where I was.

my gf

why are so many people so eager to use nukes

see

you were the only guy complaining and going fucking nuts in the room. Learn to have fun. It was no different than last time.

Anglo sociopathy

Serious question for British people here: Why the fuck is Nuclear Weapons and even Nuclear Threat is a serious issue in UK?
Are British people more paranoids about security than American people?

question for a dumb american
why is there so much focus on nukes
in america when trump said the nuke thing some in the beltway went insane but the average person didn't really give a shit because weve been told a nuclear war will neverEVER happen
its all specualtion

*from a dumb american

IpsosMori are another company who have sneakily changed their methodology. This poll would be CON 44 LAB 41 otherwise.


See what happens if you get a unilateralist nominated for president. There would probably be even more outrage.

It's just to drag Corbyn down because he's not a blithering fucking sociopath with a hard on for imperialism.

Anglo Mob mentality calling for the blood of millions.

Shut up faggot, you're a twitch viewer and nothing else.

You're somehow lower than that.

Both of you fuck off in the future, you are both unfunny and unintelligent cunts who got barred by the admin for being that way. If the board was like you acted it would be Holla Forums. Nobody has ever laughed at anything you've contributed. Everything you do is to release some endorphines in your alienated atrophied brain.

Those fucks were ultra-right Tories, who would never vote Corbyn.
Let's hope the other people see through their bullshit.

Unresolved psychological problems stemming from the loss of empire. Similar to the Spaniards' "Leyenda Negra", we believe everyone else is out to get us because if they weren't, then we'd still have an empire. Nuclear weapons act as a sort of totem that implicitly represents the empire in which we can invest all of this insecurity.

really gets the noggin joggin

How desperately I want to live in the fantasy world that right wingers have constructed for themselves in which there is a vast leftist conspiracy.

You're the only person here who talks like a twitch regular. Stop projecting

You really are a fucking schizo. I never got barred by anyone

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I missed most of the programme, so please tell me how it went. From what I saw at the end Corbo did well, although he was weirdly jittery. Was lucky in getting some retarded questions. Some people seriously seem to think that he was wounded on terrorism and defence, as if shouting 'you support the IRA!' has had any effect so far, but I think he'll be fine.

You're clearly talking to the wrong person then since you clearly weren't spamming gifs at an important point of British history blocking every type of discussion. Good chat.

Then why the fuck have you taken such immense opposition to me being against spamming the chat with utter shit? Shut the fuck up and find something else to do you stupid faggot.

The nukes was the awkward part, though looking at some initial reactions it seems like the audience lost more than he did in that exchange

Because you're an angry autist who's hilariously easy to trigger, and I disagree with your only stated premise of "the stream is bad". Qualifying it after so you can pretend it was always about some specific dude you have a grudge against in the chat as some desperate damage control is pretty funny though

only rough part was when the ghouls in the crowd kept sperging about nuking iran

youtu.be/Y7QZgH1eP2o

2014 ended over two years ago. Stop pretending you're having ebin lubz with this conversation where I'm telling you you're a cancerous faggot.

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Im curious as to what the Tory line of attack tomorrow will be all about defence (nukes/IRA/Hamas) or brexit tomorrow how this will this resonate with the public? Belfast here so im confused if the english care more about nukes or eurpoe more, anyone got an opinon? :/

Don't worry about nukes. Normal people don't care about that. It's only Tories who have run out of arguments who use that line of questioning.

I've always been behind the BBC be this has just made me overly annoyed at them.

It'll be all over the place, like it has been for the last few days. They've already tried the Brexit line and the defence line with negative results.

Are you guys really in support of not having nuclear deterrence? I might not vote for JC after watching that discussion, really disappointed.

North Korea or Iran is just as likely to nuke the UK as dinosaurs are to descend upon earth from UFOs.

Corbyn is campaigning to become UK prime-minister, not roleplay alt-history masturbation fantasies from the cold war era.

the empire is dead
we are irrelevant
we do not need it

Dear god do I hate my family sometimes. The only one who isn't completely apathetic is my mother who will bootlick like her life depends on it whenever the subject arises.

But I don't want to show my power level and alienate myself. What does a comrade do in this situation? I could go nuclear on her, but I'd likely end up ostracised for it.

try and have a civilized debate

if corbyn dont press the red button now then THREADS will happen tomoro theres too many idiots in iran and derpk

My family's pretty labour but they still do some spooked things every now and then. Can't imagine how it must be otherwise. My nans a tory but we all just take the piss out of her.

Well a start would be to just say you disagree with her and move on from there. Revealing your power level a little shouldn't usually destroy your relationship unless you go full autism mode.

Are the Tories secret Posadists?

SHAKE THE MONEY TREE

SHAKE THE MONEY TREE

SHAKE THE MONEY TREE

SHAKE THE MONEY TREE

SHAKE THE MONEY TREE

SHAKE THE MONEY TREE

At this point, I'm pretty sure all old people just want us to fucking die.

I say that my reason for voting labour is to stop the tories from dissecting the NHS.
There are nurses in fucking food banks and wait times for surgery going into the hours
Austerity is a convenient way of keeping the country on its knees without finding an actual solution to the root problem.

The root problem is the tories and blarites sucking us dry so them and theirs can profit and hand everyone else the bill.

For a month it's been the same argument every day, and it's driving me insane-er

They want to take us down with them either that or all the old Cold War propoganda is still flowing through them

People in Britain are just as retarded and blood thirsty as people in Burgerstan

I wouldn't mind a first strike against Brussels, though.

Daily Mail is all over the nuclear thing.

Even burgers know to judge rulers based on how likely they are to not give in to destroying the world not the other way around.

how did the english end up this way
how do these people exist

Based on what we saw tonight she'd actually be really into it

B-britannia still rules the waves ;_; Britain s-still a s-superpower ;_; Every f-fight is our fight ;_;

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As if these cunts were ever going to say anything else. They're shitting themselves.

Watching that debate filled me with a huge sense of dread these old cunts want to bring about the end of the human species so fucking bad

For me the debate was the best argument against democracy I've ever seen

go nuclear, you'd be surprised how receptive people are if you go like, full nuclear, like in depth historical analysis, you need to hit them with the whole historical conception, don't focus on issues of the moment, talk about historical movements

Idiot 1: "You met with the IRA 30 years ago, they killed innocent people!"

… next question later …

Idiot 2: "Why won't you kill those ebul brown slanty-eyed people in a giant thermonuclear orgy?!"

And all the idiots who didn't watch it are going to believe them.

Is the smaller party question time tomorrow? If so I'd be up for another stream.


I was saying earlier. It's like they don't even listen to themselves.

You underestimate just how much people love being willfully stupid.

We like to imagine we seriously matter even though the primary function of our deterrent is just to let us piss people off.

Tony Blair literally wrote something to the extent of "It was tempting to scrap trident on cost grounds, the military argument was dubious but in truth it would be too great a downgrade in our status as a nation to become a quiet little country like Sweden that minds it's own business but doesn't get involved internationally."

Throughout the whole sentence I was practically screaming: NO, BE SWEDEN.


It's only a deterrent if someone will be deterred. Who are we likely to need to deter within the immediate future?
Then why the fuck do we only have 4 submarines instead of going full ace-combat? We just don't know that we don't need a 42 terrawatt laser to shoot down incoming australian flying saucers. Better get building.

i think corbyn is too smart to let the media tear him up over something that wasnt his fault. if anything, a situation like that would sow even more distrust in the media.

that's the most colorful shit-rag i've ever seen.

thats why you need to go nuclear, you need to be talking about concepts they have never heard of that and historical events that they don't know happened. You need to basically come across like you know way, way, way more than you have ever let on, and that they are getting a peek, scare them a little. I have found this works

Dumb newfag burger here who knows almost nothing about British politics.
Is the old guy there your Bernie?

Corbyn would somehow gain support from it.

Requesting a corbyn growing stronger meme

They're still following the 'axis-of-evil' approach, with Syria substituting Iraq. The eternal neocon warhawk is at it again, note how eager May is to bomb Assad because she's so downright perfidious.
I can sort of understand retaliating in a strike, as the ultimate insurance policy - though that too has to be treated very carefully, as any reading of all the Cold War misunderstandings shows.
What really baffles me is that these cunts think we should strike first. That's just evil.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-army-could-stage-mutiny-under-corbyn-says-senior-serving-general-10509742.html

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Quelle fucking surprise, it's totally made up. Shame that the Indy is repeating this sort of nonsense.

He's what burgers wish Bernie actually was. Full anti-zionism and anti-imperialism no pussyfooting shit

Seems mental the Armed forces wouldn't want better equipment and new boats over a few missiles that if we use we will have lost anyway -_-

I hope so but we know how porky is not above this and the press in the uk is so right wing they would cheer this type of action

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I hope you guys win.

hes bernie in a country where half the voters arent fascists.

Corbyn is nowhere near scary enough for them to risk something like this. If he wins a mandate even Murdoch and Dacre will fall in line to some extent, like they did with Blair.

I came out to my family and said Trump wasn't that bad

just as long as you keep your grades up

I'm not British, but is English media always this stupidly sensationalist?

u been cheeky cunt

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there's something about that image that depresses me tbh
>ywn be a mid-teenager again actually my best hope of being a teenager of any kind again is to stretch things out to one hundred and thirteen.
>your parents wouldn't call them "grades" anyway because you're not an american (even if they were standard grade exams.)
>even as a teenager you were too cynical to buy into any of this mass-cringe nonsense anyway even if you engaged in equally cringy behaviour, it was much more low key and constrained to a single forum and even then you still get paranoid that the American admin has full backups of everything you've said lurking on a harddrive somewhere

Abso-fuckin-lutely

it's 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧anglos🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 what do you expect

Bunch of illiterates.

heraldscotland.com/opinion/15326148.Kevin_McKenna__Impressive_Corbyn_betrayed_by_Scottish_Labour_charlatans/
whew, didn't expect that
Something positive about Corbyn in the media

Yes.
Although in context I'll allow it: The plan was to sell our aircraft carriers and amphibious assault ships to other countries and focus on a NATO role in the north atlantic. This being one year before the Falkland Islands were invaded (alas, if the invasion had been a year later the carriers would already be in Sydney and Mumbai…)

this entire post confuses me

Heckling 101
I wonder why the presenter didn't call them out on that. They sure weren't interested in whether or not May would use them and I hope that this blatant heckling will do Tories more bad than good.

"you will never be a stupid kid/teen telling your parents that you're alt-right and having them nod and not give a shit what you're talking about before going back to whatever the fuck it is parents actually do."

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British Red Army when?

oh. My parents voted for Tony Blair and I have to constantly explain that you should research politics instead of reading headlines. I would probably have voted Bernie -> Trump if I was American, but I'm not interested in Alt-right stuff.

i really think this nuke bullshit could be a big issue for jez, there are a lot of scared idiots who buy into the whole MAD doctrine and still think we are a global superpower

expect corbs to come out tomorrow with a statement saying he wouldn't rule out the possibility of using nuclear weapons if britain was attacked by another nuclear power

he implied that he would retaliate though right?

It's a total media manufactured issue. Nobody really cares about hypothetical situations like that.

The tabloids have been banging on about Corbyn's national security views for close to 2 years now. People who care about it will have decided against Labour long ago.

Nice trips.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧THEY🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 HUNGER

maybe i'm just being paranoid

doesn't hurt him to say he would use them in a hypothetical situation that won't happen tho


not clear enough for the average mong

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧special blood🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Rolled 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1 = 10 (6d2)
When times are dire, Britain abandons the Jewish religion watered down for heathens and call upon the Celtic gods for aid.
Too bad Teutates, Belenus and the others only accept the blood of their chosen people as a sacrifice and only under the circumstances that they gave it voluntarily.

This lad will be your next PM. Think about it.

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big global crisis in a few years, hope this man doesn't win so the tories can suffer under it

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Fuck, just saw Labour's new video. Chills.

Link?

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/870642906020884482

Internet tories make me want to fucking kill.

Can someone give me a rundown of how the questioning went? I totally sperged out and missed it entirely even though I intended to watch all evening.

HE JUST WENT FULL SOCIALIST. YEEESSSSSS.

I'm rock fucking hard

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Do you ever realize that if given full power, you'd snap and make Pol Pot look like an anarcho-pacifist?

wtf I hate Corbyn now

twitter.com/DMReporter/status/870925809451749377/photo/1

let's hope this is representative and the DM shitflinging is actually backfiring

This plonker smh

Sheeeeiiit

Not to jinx anything, but I remember the nagging feeling that Trump was going to win when blatantly negative press had comments like this of people seeing through MSM bullshit they were being fed and actively attacking the publication/network instead

I'd like to think so, but online comments are representative and I don't know if it's a perfect comparison. DM is more Fox News than CNN/MSNBC. The "muh MSM" types in the US feed off of the Fox News teet and pretend it isn't a MSM outlet.

Meant they aren't representative

May avoided a lot of questions and was confronted a a few times with some pretty heavy accusations, which she also avoided.
Corbyn did well at the start, a bunch of porky "muh small business!" idiots got shut down, some retarded tories later started questioning him about why he won't fucking nuke another country, which is where Corbyn started losing steam. Other than that, he did much better than May I'd say, but I think the general populace sees this as a May victory.

why did i start reading about muldoon again

goddamn fuck the new zealand labour party and fuck ruth richardson and fuck the whole goddamn lot, everything is shit, everything was shit before i was born and everything will be shit after i die.

it's fascinating that muldoon fought at all, though. i mean goddamn, until 1984 he actually fought TINA, that's fucking amazing in itself. the ordinary bloke actually hanging on.

now new zealand is second possibly only to australia as the neoliberal capital of the world.

i mean what the fuck is a miserable briton to do if they can't even emigrate to the white commonwealth?

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why live?

Maybe an even more glorious ex-Imperial enclave, like Singapore?

He won't need it; The American-EU cabal has been destroyed. Trump is the best thing to happen to Western Socialism in 30 years.

video, so you don't have to crawl through a bunch of tory comments

TFW censoring music

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/liar-liar-ge2017-theresa-may-protest-song-greyed-bbc-radio-1-captain-skaplay-button-ofcom-charts-a7770586.html

theguardian.com/politics/lostinshowbiz/2015/aug/27/tyler-the-creator-meets-his-match-in-theresa-the-home-secretary-head-of-the-uk-branch-of-banaholics-anonymous

really makes me think

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That should be photoshopped to point out the idiocy therein of a nuclear confrontation with the UK in the next 4 or even 12 years.

so uh, do people in britain really believe they're on the verge of being nuked by the DPRK at any time?

even in america, we just sort of laugh about it

No he just made his point very poorly.

Retarded, often middle-aged/old people here, will often believe the last thing that the print media have kicked up a shitstorm over is the most pressing issue in the world, even if it's ultimately completely irrelevant to any part of their lives.

Am I the only one who secretly wants this to happen in order to trigger a civil war?

I do a bit but it's an old as fuck article most likely completely made up.

youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8

youtube.com/watch?v=-H_0eLpW3og
Only place to get news tbqh

the murdoch effect

chunkymark is a fucking legend and national treasure.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧the magic money tree🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

WILL BE SHAKEN

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new yougov poll out

unchanged from last one
con 42, lab 38

Last YouGov was LAB 39 tho.

so is there going to be a big bernie and corbyn event and when is it happening

that was sedond to last already

their seat projection has changed though…

we're coming bucko

Today's polls aren't out yet. After 5pm.

why didn't he just say yes and move on?
it's not like he'd ever get found out

Often they leak before the official release time. But I'm struggling to find the poll is talking about. Usually the autists at UK Polling Report have these things right away but there's nothing about it on there.

Future Youtube pundit material right there.


HAAH WAAW

twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/870267107921076224

Holy shit my fucking sides

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I am so fucking hard right now

meant for

nice

Looks like Fallon's unilateral 'no tax rises for the rich' pledge is really causing trouble for the Tories. Good to see that unscrupulous little cunt getting his comeuppance.

Any chance Corbyn change his mind on a coalition with SNP?

I don't think a coalition would be feasible anyway. Confidence-and-supply would be practically essential for a Labour government though.

Has Corbyn even ruled out the chance for a coalition with the SNP yet?

Pack it up lads …radical centrism is the only way forward

There's no need to and in any case the SNP would probably reject outright coalition (the smaller party tends to die when it comes to coalitions.)

so NYT doesn't know the first thing about corbyn
man dropped out ffs

There was a similar article in the (London) Times. The Blairites are already getting butthurt that Corbyn isn't going to be as disastrous as they hoped.


It's propaganda m8.

twitter.com/YouGov/status/870989372283342848

yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

Mate, the moment that manifesto went Wales turned from tory record to the land of Bevan in a week.

Also well-educated, globalized urbanite? The guy is from cocking Wiltshire, didn't go to uni & got two Es at a-level, and has been fighting against the EU since 1975.


This isn't 'today's' poll, this is the one they do for their model. There will be a separate one too.
t. poll junkie

I'm extremely excited about how red this looks.

Would love it if Rudd lost her seat.

It says "leans labour"

can anyone explain to me why britain (and the US) has voter registration

something like thsis always eems weird to me as a german, who just has to register as a resident of wherever he lives to then be ellegible to vote in any ellection taking place.

why would you need additional registration?

sort of the way it was here in burgerstan. but many states in the US are pushing for automatic registration. Those states resistant to it are so because of voter suppression. They've explicitly stated this many times over. Generally speaking these laws disproportionately target the poor and minorities, which skew toward democrats. Republicans then argue that voters should have to "make an effort to vote" by "registering", basically throwing red tape into the mix to make things more difficult for people.

here we go

Because 1) Registering to vote was a thing before universal IDs and 2) we don't have universal IDs.Most other states got a chance to reset called "World war II", we did not.

I think it's cause that's the way it's been done and it's burned into people's minds, and for the politicians it's cool cause it makes disenfranchisement easier. At least for the rightwingers.

There are some pretty good reaction pics on that site.

Here we…. Here we… Here we fucking go

just saved that


who /sp/ here
who ABL here?

Corbyn is not going to win guys. Sorry but it's just not going to happen.

at least let me play pretend,ok?

With regional polling for Scot and Wales: this is a tory majority of four, labour up around 20 seats but not at 2010 levels. Will continue with this.

this does not include scotland+wales?

Regional polling with proper sample sizes is far more accurate. Today we will be getting a Scotland-only poll however.

The Tories in the comments seem rattled.

Why do Torries hate Corbyn so much again?

Labour may not win, but Conservatives are definitely going to lose.

Refer to this >>1723460

He is radical by British standards and he has some stances which are considered outrageous, like republicanism and support for Irish reunification.

twitter.com/lorna_hughes/status/871002444410621952

He's coming for their toothbrushes.

That's fucking hilarious.

fugg the post was purged. here it is.

Anyway you look at it, this is a loss for conservatives, a hung parliament is more than likely.

I haven't been on /sp/ in years. That board went shit when generals became the norm and the few times I've peaked in since it seems pretty colonised by Holla Forums.

lol I've seen labour canvassers on the street like 10 times in the last month and con ones 0, only so much corporate money can do for you

it is

i still haven't left though, for whatever reason

because he doesn't want to murder people on the other side of the world

They're having yet another bad day with this tax policy confusion. The guy is deluded.

shit meme

liverpool is the most lefty club in england and chelsea are one of the most right wing
plus the colours are wrong
plus chelsea didn't even win the title

Have this one.

Ye

iktf, there are still a few good threads around. Especially for niche sports.

I'm still saying generals are just a small part of the problem and rather a symptom. Reason why it became so boring is because the mods/janitor already absolutely SEETHING nerds who have been deleting everything (even sports-related stuff) for years and therefore driving the userbase towards general or to leaving the board altogether.

grinding out elections like this is a sign of Prime Ministers, next week against Corbyn, we go again
this does not fookin slip

i am niche sport as fiuck

but also almost every other sport

/cyc/afl/bundes/trans/wintersports/ represent

totals don't match?
if real total is 645 then why is prog block + con block = 644?

Is it to do with Douglas Carswell, that ex-kipper bloke?

Yay for transfer and cycling. I'm snooker and darts as well. Oh and slags and ass.

Why do nationalists insist on doing this? They're fucking hated there.

Not that exciting from ComRes

uuuurgh

i guess they don't think any young voters will turn up (and be wrong with that) but dayum

+1 for Labour isn't terrible. And we've got 4 polls still to come tonight.

only for big events (olympics, world cup, etc)

Yeah…

Mmmm… And ComRes polls were most accurate in the 2015 GE.

This really will hinge on whether the youth vote turns out. If they don't the Labour are absolutely fucked.

Shit wrong pic.

Numbers say a majority of 60.

Were they? They predicted a 1 point CON lead. Survation actually got it spot-on, but they were pussies and didn't publish.

WOAT posters 2bh

What the fuck was that ad about demanding the fruits of our labor and planning in a democratic fashion ?? has Corbyn become /ourguy/ ?

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Tovarich, He has ALWAYS been our guy.

>comresglobal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Independent-Sunday-Mirror_VI-and-political-poll_2nd-June-2017_654412.pdf

Link above has the ComRes poll breakdown by region, but to summarise:

North East
Tories 38%
Labour 49%
LD 8%

North West
Tories 45%
Labour 44%
LD 7%

Yorkshire and Humber
Tories 48%
Labour 43%
LD 4%

West Midlands
Tories 50%
Labour 37%
LD 4%

East Midlands
Tories 56%
Labour 30%
LD 9%

East
Tories 56%
Labour 29%
LD 8%

London
Tories 39%
Labour 46%
LD 6%

South East
Tories 51%
Labour 28%
LD 12%

South West
Tories 51%
Labour 30%
LD 16%

Scotland
Tories 32%
Labour 15%
SNP 40%
LD 9%

Wales
Tories 43%
Labour 32%
LD 6%

Hmmmm… Tories winning in Wales by 9%?

Highly unlikely. I think I'll take this poll with a huge pinch of salt to be honest.

*11%

He's feeling more relaxed about his power level now he has May on the ropes.


Always hazardous to read anything into crossbreaks, but you're right. I see the Tories are also winning Yorkshire by 5 points (!) and trailing in Scotland by only 8 points. All very weird.

How the fuck am I in one of the last strongholds of Labour and surrounded by fucking Tory faggots?

DO IT FOR THEM!

If Corbyn wins, he'll be the first PM in over 40 years who doesn't owe that crusty fuck, Murdoch any favors.

i predict that conservatives will win the general election

The London one inflates the tories by 6% and decreases labour by 4, and pushes the lib dems by 5% too. I think you may be right here: although regional breakdowns for national polls are notoriously tricky.

Kek

I have to admit it does make them look rather silly. Though 'Hipster Stalinists' from Red London do have a tradition to maintain.

Refer to

How is Theresa May going to come back from a month of botched campaigning and three re-launches of her campaign?

It's dead and done for mate.

MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

Jesus.

RAISE THE RED FLAG

Why does this kike board exist. Like fuck off the reddit you idiots

get in jez

Go back to your zionist shithole

Based. I'm hearing rumours that Survation have changed their methodology, presumably in favour of the Tories, so this could be even better than it looks.

A UKIP revival would be the last nail in May's coffin. Let's hope this isn't a fluke.

What are you even talking about you retard.

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Shoo

Eh UKIP is a bit of an odd one since they are standing in 1/3rd of the seats they were last time.

Oh and as an user pointed out: survation go the result 100% correct as for lab-con goes.

It's not odd at all. It's disgusted working class Tory voters looking for an alternative besides Labour. These are basically Tory votes going down the drain. That's a good sign.

huh?

jesus fucking christ

1) they ran out of money
2) they ran out of steam
So they are standing 1/3rd of the number of candidates. THus the UKIP destination is far more important in seats that do not have a UKIP candidate.

SO RAISE THE SCARLET STANDARD HIGH

'NEATH IT'S SHADE WE'LL LIVE AND DIE

But that was an unpublished poll.

The one they actually published had Lab and Con on equal percentages in 2015.

That doesn't change anything methodology was still right.

Since most Scottish Labour MPs are just Blairite backstabbers, the salt would be absolutely delicious if he cut them loose in favor of the SNP.


Same reason us burgerlanders have to manually sum up our income tax, instead of the government just sending us a bill: To make government more annoying, and make it politically easier for corporate interests to undermine it.


Pretty rich coming from you, Holla Forumsyp.

Forgot shitposting flag

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Well considering they were so far apart in result it's clear something must have differed between their methodologies.

Also the unpublished one was by telephone while the published one was from online responses.

In any case, I'd love to know how the pollsters are getting such a large spread in their predictions. It can't be solely predicated on youth turnout (or I dunno, maybe it can).

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+1)
LAB: 36% (-2)
LDEM: 8% (+1)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

(via ORB / 31 May - 01 Jun)

I like the other one more

The youth need to show the fuck up next week.

Even though he was an absolute dickhead I miss Cameron a little bit, he was great banter at the HoC.

May is no craic at all.

tfw I live in a seat that's been Labour since forever but Tories might take it because we're building trident and we all know how Corbyn feels about it

It been awhile since I was on old sp
The generals and flags made it worse tbh

I completely expect Corbyn to lose but we gotta at least try

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another one says its 40-39 to the Tories

no need to be gloomy
twitter.com/britainelects/status/871090909114490881

BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

Remember: we don't actually want Corbyn to inherit the next 5 years of disaster, we just want to destroy Mummy May's credibility.

That poll is older family member

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But we want him to be close enough for him not to get his shit pushed in by Blarites post-election.

If Corbyn doesn't win this he's going to have to resign and the next labour leader will probably be no where near as great.

I'd rather have Corbyn for 5 years than have 5 years of May followed by 10 years of Blairites.

Keep rollin corbyn

YouGov/Times:

CON 42 (=)
LAB 38 (-1)
LD 9 (+2)
UKIP 4 (=)
OTH 8 (=)

stop being so afraid of power. you have to be in government to implement left policies.

fugg

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/r/ing theresa may scowling after being asked about negative polls and the curb your enthusiasm theme playing

Who says the Blairites would the next leadership battle

Ignorant burger here. One of the biggest problems with the whole "Berniecrat" thing has turned out to be that there's practically no decent politicians or funding apparatuses other than Bernie himself to step up to the plate and coup Democrat safe seats to purge the party of "radical centrist" Clinton-era "New Democrat" subhumans.

Does your Labor Party actually have a strong slate of potential candidates to purge the Blairite "New Labor" scum at the next general election?

Plenty, Clive Lewis, Burnham, ect. Corbyn is the furthest left, but you have to remember that Miliband was not a blairite.

They might not.

But I don't like that gamble.

If you wanted to purge the blairites, the best thing to do would have actually been to hope for a complete labour wipeout, where the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧moderate🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 PLP would get pushed out by the tory wave in marginals anyway, while the true believers in safe seats continue to rack up votes


Britain is about to crash out of the EU without any kind of deal in place, since the talks will almost definitely collapse

The UK is headed for another recession

There's probably gonna be a global financial crisis too

Scotland and Northern Ireland will secede, bringing the UK itself to an end

All this and more while ppl continue to lose their jobs to the turdworld and robots, while latecapitalism continues

I'd rather the left focus on consolidation and organising, while the right get the blame for the ensuing shitshow

Corbyn purges the Labour party on June 9th (live footage)
youtube.com/watch?v=OynP5pnvWOs

Corbyn is NOT Milliband or Blair or Brown though. He is a legit entryist commie bandit. He supports: renationalisation, government backed co-ops, 'tax raids' on the rich, leaving nato, state industry

I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to establish near-state socialism by say 15 years if he kept winning

Can we get a Corbyn version of this?

40-39 is still a loss and this is westminster only

Co-ops aren't communism and nationalizing some sectors of the economy doesn't make you a commie either. If he doesn't support complete state ownership and worker's control of the means of productions, he isn't a commie.

what game is this?

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HOIimtemmie

Hearts of Iron 4

Hearts of Iron IV with the Millenium Dawn mod

AND


you have some imagination my child. But this thread is for Jezza

Mélenchon's loss still makes me fucking sad.

Robespierre tier.

Lad i'm still mad about 1919

He can't literally say 'gulag the rich' while running for popular election in bourg democracy, but what he has said is utterly radical and if he loses we will never get another leader of the labour party like him.

Some Tories are wishing for a Cameron return

Yeah, tankies keep forgetting those two are mutually exclusive.


Macron is drawing the noose around his neck tighter and tighter. Melancheon's performance in the election was a calculated maneuver to exterminate his old party that betrayed him. 6th Republic soon, comrade.

i fucking hate hitchens

That would be this one right here:

It pleases me immensely.

I know this was the ad, but they can't be demanding socialism/communism ? What were they talking about ?

democratic control of the workplace is lowkey socialism

This is the power of slick entryism, comrade.

If the workers control the state and the state controls the means of production, the workers still control the means of production kinda sorta.

Get rekt Theresa.

You can put enterprises under state ownership, and worker control.

ah yes

(checked)
here, had to dig through a lot of screenshots to find this.

Fantastic, now someone photoshop it so he's the leader of the communist party and is building Gulags.

Also remove the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧queen🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

feels bad

Looks like the polls are diverging even more. I fucking hope it's ComRes et al who look like fools on Friday and not YouGov/Survation.

Does ethnonationalism mean having half of your standing army not of your ethnicity?

¿?

bbc.com/news/uk-40146916

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916

yougov and survation are worse tbh

Dankjewel familie

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Why do you say that?

out more often

Survation predicted Labour win in 2015.

Reel politik and novara media >>1727094

Only because they were too scared to publish their final poll, which was Con +6.

it won't be too long before the streets in londong are all metal caged in

Daesh once again pulls out the shit for a right wing victory

If Manchester didn't doom Labour this won't.

Wow, the Tories really are serious about winning this election

it's fucking nothing…

This isn't a terror attack, it sounds like a drunk bloke: like Glasgow on Christmas eve.

Jezza should nuke him anyway

"About five people were being treated for injuries after the vehicle mounted the pavement and hit them, she said.
She said the van, which was travelling from the direction of central London, headed towards the south side of the river.
Ms Jones later reported seeing a man being arrested by police. She said he was handcuffed and had his shirt off."

Literally nothing, some drunk wank. Now we have one poll left for tonight: that being a scottish one from survation.

Who would thunk that it would be britain that starts it all.

On a lighter note

Mogg may be a reactionary fuck, but I r8 him.

reports on gunshots and a group of people running about stabbing people though

I will never forget that video of mogg trying to reason with two drunks in the middle of dundee about brexit

If this is true it would barely be news if it wasn't in central london.


Imagine having a Tory MP as your dad

says who

and of a bomb. It is hysteria.

was he trying to get his nipple pierced?

Tories are getting desperate

underrated post

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧the sun🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

apparently this is happeneing right next to their offices

yeahhhhh…

it's on sky news

Who are owned by the same people who own the sun.

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FUCKING ELL RED-ED BRINING THE TOP BANTZ

twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/870355982056136704

what does it say about the fallibility of democracy when something as simple as a knife attack changes the minds of enough people to swing an election resulting in millions of people dying over the course of a few years because of underfunded healthcare and the dropping of british bombs in syria et al.

You generally also have to be in government for more than one term to give policies time to settle. Otherwise the opposition have a much easier time overturning things.

(Also, I dispute you strictly have to be in power: Poll Tax got dicked by individual action outside of power, even with Kinnock being a wanker. The SNP and Plaid, incidentally, backed non-payment - albeit accused of bandwagon jumping by Militant-cum-SSP types iirc. It's a shame neoliberalism is so good at spreading negative solidarity and making such action more difficult.)

Hard to be reactionary about daily life.

A 'shocking' attack gets attention and so gets the headlines.

This tbqh

Pretty sure I saw at least 10 terror attacks on Saturday night.

Keep Rollin' Corbyn

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we need to spam this on Holla Forums

Well excuuuuuse me princess!
Look I just thought it was a rather funny joke alright mate

i like red ed.

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Again and again i feel like the Nazis were right about the Jewish conspiracy but wrong about its nature. There is clearly a jewish conspiracy to keep capitalism in place. They just did the ole switcheroo on the names

Lads, please post the best pic of May you can find where her expression says "I've made a huge mistake".


Holy shit that chart is brilliant. I'd pay money to have that from other countries.


Saddam was ten types of son of a bitch, but I have to hand it to him, that purge was nothing short of genius. Stalin played the field, got one colleague to hate another, and when the Great Purge came, the first doomed men doomed yet others with accusations, who in turn kept the chain going. This cowed high Bolsheviks who weren't in Stalin's sights (at least yet) into silence and docility. But Saddam wasn't content with letting the innocent be, and staged an event that made them all accomplices. It's almost beautiful in its inhumanity.

Jews are servants to capitalism just like anyone else but it is still always porky who is behind it all.

Corbyn will never win now

FUCKING JUST

Manchester Attacks did not effect his support, why would London attacks be any different?

That's what they said after Manchester

I- is he . . . NAZBOL?

Two attacks in one month

This is going to change the psyche and you know it

You better believe it
youtube.com/watch?v=E4r4E68ykPA

Now that Corbyn has lost the election, what's the next step?

0/10

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Yeah, it proves him right and, based on the graph I linked, most people agree with him.

How will that make people dislike Labour? These attacks came under a Tory government and all.

People have the retarded idea that the Tories are tough. Also they associate this attack with muslims and they see Labour being more pro Islam due to rhetoric.

Labour is pro-immigration/pro-refugee

True but they are also hammering Tory cuts to policing and such.

Most of the recent terrorists were homegrown tho. Being pro or anti refugee has no effect.

To xenophobes and racists there is no distinction.

I thought we were over the liberal idea that people vote primarily on xenophobia?

Highest level of migration in this nations history came under the tories
Cameron promiesd to cut it to the "tens of thousands" too, and yet it still stands at waaaay over 300,000 thousand and counting under the tories. The Conservatives are a pro-immigration party

You're not contradicting me, anti-immigrant sentiments usually include resentment to those citizens of foreign national parents as well as foreigners themselves. The refugees are of course foreign.

You know what I mean.

Is this the new "'asian' men"?

who /accelerationism/ here?

Wut?

WHO /ACCELERATIONISM/ HERE

Already tried that back in the '80s, we ended up with New Labour and Al Qaeda playing good cop/bad cop.

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He's still going to win.

It'll change the psyche but we can't really say in what way until it's basically already happened. The manchester bombing actively boosted labor, it seems unlikely to actively REVERSE that trend. Labour has already been harping on May being weak and wobbly.

He was shit.

This guy cracks me up, he's mad as fuck. He writes an article everyday out of butthurt about Corbyn.

…test

Ah yes, VERY impressive.

What's the prognosis, boyos?

Attack with have jack shit to do on the election, atm we are seeing slim tory majority or hung parliament favouring the conservatives.

landslide is not of the table if young voters don't show up

Was this an inside job by May?

Why does the UK get so many terror attacks compared to other European countries? Or is that just my imagination?

what we learned from manchester-libya link is the uk definitely have extremists they keep as assets to deploy as neccessary
so it's certainly possible

recency bias

france have had it worst in the isis era
see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_terrorism_in_Europe_(2014–present)

its because the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧Government🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 wants to stop Jeremy Corbyn from ending the neoliberal project

I think this attack might actually boost Corbyn. May sounds nervous, she's had her credibility shredded recently, and she's responding to terrorism with the same tired old nonsense. This is happening on her watch and arguably because of her policies. Also she's a woman and traditionally it's thought that people seek alpha male leadership at times like these.

McDonnell says a Labour government would cut VAT:

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/03/labour-pledges-vat-cut

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧tories🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


VAT hits the poor, and as they are raising taxes on businesses and rich cunts, this is a good thing

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/871302270150770689

Theresa May's cynical exploitation of last night's attack, to drum up fear. She's implying that Jeremy's too weak to respond appropriately to such events. Meanwhile, she's the one who is reducing the police force.

youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

What if… people's subconscious sexism makes them prefer the leadership of a man and they therefor support Corbyn over May when terror happens?

All for it tbh.

Bloody fucking hell.

Corbyn is also much calmer and smoother than her.

Shared on my stasibook, do the same.

Usually they let you talk about shit in our "free" society knowing that nothing will come of it, absolutely anything but it seems that if this is a sign of things to come, then leftists better sleep with one eye open.

And yes they already have a blacklist of eco-activists, animal rights acitivists and other harmless hippies they monitor. It wouldn't be hard to target union members and pacifists etc too.

WebM rip incase it gets taken down

Reply to every fear mongering Tory twitter post with this video.

Also could someone send it to Jimmy Dore?

Seriously why the fuck do we not have an organised twitter presence? And why are the people from here who are on there so ineffectual at doing anything?

are you expecting this from an electorate that elected Thatcher?
lol

twitter.com/Rachael_Swindon/status/871307890975551488

See this thread

Thatcher was seen as a weaker leader than Callaghan and she was very unpopular until the Falklands War allowed her to pose as a war hero. Being a woman is definitely not an advantage when trying to look tough, especially if you're not a ballbreaker like Thatcher.

twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/871334491767353344

Jezza pls win

What's her issue with porn?

How cucked is the right to swallow this, my god?

its giving young men a healthy sexual release when they could be getting buggered up the bum by fops in parliment

When all you use the internet for is sharing photos of your grandchildren on MossadBook, you don't give a shit.

Hmmmmm?

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You know how autistic people have particularly weird fetishes?

Well yeah, just like the thing with the broken fursuit zips in some nondescript example person with whom i am not familiar, she gets off on human misery. That's her thing.

She's religious. She probably believes that masturbators are going to hell, plus all the bullshit preached by nofap.
If you actually believe people go to hell for fapping then what she's doing makes sense from a utilitarian point of view. It's just another example of "nonsense in = nonsense out".

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I prefer this over this tbqh

Bizzare considering it was Wilson that first brought down migration. Callaghan also brought in new restrictions on the right of immigration to the United Kingdom.
While under the tories we have had the highest level of migration ever.

Basically:
A) Everything you want, but you have to pay for it
B) Nothing that you want, for free
The eternal Tory dilemma

any polls today?

The pollsters might be preparing their final predictions at this point. Will be saved until Wednesday/Thursday.

After 5pm

Are the Tories trying to convince people that services under their management have not been effected?

twitter.com/alexnunns/status/871338697127538688

former senior officer with the met accusing the government of lying about police numbers live on Sky News. hope it goes viral.

They should have been there in 2 seconds. Once again, the destructive neoliberal ideology of austerity destroys the life of the most vulnerable in our society.

2 min response time from our emergency services. Whilst we run away, they run towards. They are absolutely incredible. #londonbridge

I'm not British so can someone explain to me why I see so much left-leaning/liberal Jews on Twitter complaining about Corbyn being an antisemite?

mobile.twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/869551853536776193

Is this just stupid IdPol or actual COINTELPRO?

Because he is.

good

Zionist shills accuse him of being anti-semitic as zionists always do when someone dares mount any opposition to them.

Zionists always equate any criticism of Israel with criticism of Jews. If someone is critical of Israel they will do everything in their power to portray them as an anti-semite.

Truly an abominable stand.

It's funny because even though I've never liked Holla Forums, I still read anything put out by the ADL and other Jewish organisations in the stereotypical nasally Jew voice just because of the way they behave constantly.

Nate Silver says Conservatives tend to outperform their polls, on the regular. But also sums it by telling us not to trust the polls.

fivethirtyeight.com/features/are-the-u-k-polls-skewed/

Anyone else think John Smith was assassinated to make way for Blair?

I hate how the polling industry basically goes by gut feeling and then fiddles the methodology to make the numbers fit. It may produce a better prediction but it defeats the purpose of having polls.


Smith was already boring as fuck, I don't see why 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧they🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 would be worried enough to do something like that.

lol

Nothing wrong with any of it.

Because liberals deserve nothing but death.

*yawn*
what about
tho?

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"Big sister" should be "mum".

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2010 world cup was a mistake

Incumbent PM who's expected to win this week's election now says this

Do you know if internet regulations are a devolved matter? Could Brits escape it by moving to Scotland?

Have you done YOUR part to meme Corbyn to victory?

this is currently the number one trending video on youtube in the uk, which is a nice surprise

Don't the SNP hate free speech too?

Their military is still powerful.
what the fuck will a military do when their country is non existent though

our boi going for the jugular

theintercept.com/2017/06/04/tory-uk-saudi-arabia-gifts-money/

They were against the Snooper's Charter anyway

We do need to develop better organized shilling. All we do is ineffectually raid Holla Forums every once in a while and get called kikes.


Many left-leaning/liberal jews are a bit inconsistent when it comes to Israel. I've had Jewish left-wing friends get very heated when talking about things like BDS.

One of the few things Holla Forums is right about is that many Jews support jingoist ethno-nationalist policies in Israel while condemning them in their home countries. There are a few notable exceptions but sadly they are pretty rare.

Not really. Lolis are legal in scotland.

No they aren't: it comes under national security.

BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

KEEP ROLLIN' CORBYN

JEZZA CALLING OUT THE WAHHABI SAUDI BASTARDS YES

As an American who generally admires the socdem policies of other 1st-world nations as superior, I have never been able to understand the ubiquity of nationwide VATs in lieu of more income tax everywhere else.

Holy fuck. Jezza going in for the kill

Where was his bants when he needed it the most?
He was advised to drop it and be more like the other politicians and coincidentially was beaten by someone who did a better job at being boring.

When you are a leader, be your fucking self! Look at Jeremy.

THOUGH COWARDS SHAKE AND TRAITORS SNEER, WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE.

She's now gambling that if a few pakis get stabbed as a result of her rhetoric it will be worth it to win the election. Sinking to new lows.

I really don't expect that to last for long, though

If I was more paranoid, I'd say this is a hint towards the attack being an inside job.

youtube.com/watch?v=zwUvAJH2ivs

BIG UP JEZ.

If by emergency services they mean a lone traffic cop armed with a baton then yeah
media.btp.police.uk/r/14231/statement_from_chief_constable_on_british_transpo

Clip on Saudi Arabia

Next time some Holla Forumsroaches try their hand at a raid about islamic terror in the uk spam them with this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc
youtube.com/watch?v=m878oLv78i8

Based Jordan at it again

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/871451490199756800

Some good soundbites here. It's great that Jez is talking about tax rises for the rich - in the past Labour were too craven to do that, so the Tories could just say 'how you gonna pay for all that free shit lol, the answer is you can't, TINA to austerity'. Even if he loses on Thursday he'll have shown up Miliband and Brown as far bigger losers.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/london-bridge-terror-attack-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-police-cuts-protect-public-cheap-general-a7772621.html


Fucking May let this happen to bag votes. How do we get this memeing? We NEED twitter

Is there a difference?

Jewish liberals get the bullet too, not because they are jewish, but because they are liberals.

UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOUR

New poll has support for Scottish independence at 46%, but support for the SNP at only…40%. Meanwhile, SLab have received a boost of 7%.

This confirms my worst fear. Leftist Scots are fucking idiots who've completely forgotten what half a century of voting Labour like mindless sheep did to our country. Not to mention that Theresa May is just going to use their votes as evidence that people don't want another referendum, even though many of these people voting Labour now are pro-independence too.

keep rollin' corbyn

gimme a source for corbs inviting Salah & Jahjah to parliament. all i could find was that he happened to be at the same conferences as them and may have conversed. There's no evidence of Jezza hating the Jews

y'all should complain to the bbc about lack of coverage of this


bbc.co.uk/complaints/

seriously how fucking smug would you feel just watching everyone lose their shit in terror as they realise you have them right where you want them

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The true hero of the British working class

If it weren't for the media one would swear y'alls whole damn country is in love with that man, and it might just be. Good luck you British fucks.

The SNP have been in government for 10 years, of course they're starting to lose ground. Swing voters get bored of governments after a while.

He needs to talk about the implications of the Naylor report and the cover up by our complicit media.

Scottish nationalists are the worst

Do the conservatives have a CTR? It seems that there are much more present May shills on Twitter.

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Just watched BBC news. Zero coverage or discussion of the Comments on Saudi. Mays entire speech broadcast on censoring the Internet.

based gran

because they know the NAZBOL GANG are a comin'

Yeah. Everyone calls them CCHQ.

boards.4chan.org/int/thread/75684724
hmmm

LADS LADS! 4POL IS TURNING FOR CORBYN, IT'S INCREDIBLE!
MAY'S SPEECH TODAY ON INTERNET CONTROL HAS DONE IT!

Link?

no we're not

fuck off leftypol mong

anything is better than inept corbyn and his racist mistress abbott

I thought you guys liked racism?

I see no problem with this.

anyone got the link to the discord?

this quote misrepresents the tory manifesto's view on porn which seeks to limit the access children have to it, which necessarily is making it harder to access. If u read the manifesto it says nothing of adults accessing porn. Not to say the tories aren't regressive as fuck when it comes to adults accessing porn

Keep Rollin' Corbyn

4chan pol catalog


err yes it is. the sheer number of anti may pro corbyn posting is too much for any raid, certainly not from this place

It's already hard as an adult if you live with a landlord who won't turn off the firewall.

I spent 6 months living somewhere where I had to use tor to fap to porn.

literally every attempt to restrict porn is presented as "merely" making it harder for children

If you really think it's only about child-protection then you are naive. It's a front for pushing further surveillance and control which is May's personal fetish.

Trump=>Holla Forums
Corbyn=>Holla Forums
Merkel=>Reddit

Is this accurate? I'm right-wing but I hope Corbyn wins, so then we can have an actual competition between all the ideologies.

trump isn't actually Holla Forums because he has hardly any beliefs of his own, it basically depends on who talked to him last

That's what most of Holla Forums is like.

Even funnier, is that Macron and Merkel are like two halves of reddit. Both of them have leftypol and Holla Forums-esque competition.

theguardian.com/news/2017/jun/03/the-big-issue-labour-manifesto-what-economy-needs

I.F. Stone nailed this shit in 1978.
nybooks.com/articles/1978/03/09/confessions-of-a-jewish-dissident/

twitter.com/wikileaks

pffft

That second image is infuriating.

Are you from Holla Forums or reddit? You're super gullible

Wikileaks always had Corbyn's back

God, Julian is so based

May is trying to put together the worlds cheapest police state.

I'm just saying the quote is misleading, I know the tories history wrt porn

How about some parental responsibility, you nanny-state baby? If you let children have access to any kind of internet-connected devices, you deserve to have them watch the most outrageous porn and become monsters. Children have no place on the internet unsupervised.

??? I'm not defending the tories' policy

reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6fcyoq/wikileaks_theresa_mays_proposed_response_to/

GIB UPBOAT

Noted. Just pointing out things you don't actually stand behind is incredibly pedantic tho.

I can't even tell if some of those comments are meant to be satire or not.

uhhh, wikileaks are russian hackers

Centrism is the only option

They abstained in 2/3 instances where they could have voted against it. They voted against it where it actually mattered but its worrying to think they thought there was something reconcillable about it in the first place.

yeah you're right, that was stupid, I cba to delete my posts but I'll take it onboard

uuurgh

Please share

twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/871369644044636160

Anyone live in Buckingham? Whats your opinion on being saddled with the speaker seat?

wot?

The dash is for "no change". Libdems went down though.

How do LibDems go down without anyone else changing though?

others (snp,plaid cymru and whatever else)

There are undecideds, remember. I think it's a sign that people are hiding their opinion from pollsters.

the percentages don't add up to 100 mate

ahahhaahh the wheels are coming off

webm?

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They should rephrase the referendum like

Clinton is more right-wing than May, but ideologically they are sibs.
Of course they apply the same tactics, would not surprise me if they share the same agencies running their election.

Yes, but Trump is also reddit.
Have you forgotten about r/the_dildo?

No wonder the UK still presses charges against him, even though Sweden dropped all theirs and there is no reason for Assange to be holed up again.

IF JEREMY WINS, JULIAN WILL BE A FREE MAN
THINK ABOUT IT

Has he said he will pardon him?

Check out Russia "Putin's propaganda channel" Today's coverage of the May vs. Corbyn positions on terrorism and compare it to any "free and democratic" media:
rt.com/uk/390898-terrorism-corbyn-may-debate/

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There's an arrest warrant out for Assange, and Corbyn has no influence on the judicial process. It's unlikely that Corbyn can free him that easily.

>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-resign-prime-minister-police-cuts-london-terror-attack-election-2017-a7773286.html

Jesus Christ. Corbyn has called for Theresa May's resignation over the police cuts.

Can anyone stop this absolute madman?

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Frankie Boyle is pretty solid. On his wikipedia theres a quote saying he describes himself as "further left than Chomsky"


United Brocialist Britain when?

glorius

upbump this shit:
reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6fds4j/jeremy_corbyn_calls_for_theresa_may_to_resign_as/

He even knows of Zizek:
twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/581402966759985152
twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/581092227335753730
twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/355092328379191296

It is fairly obvious that these warrants are politically motivated.
Once Jeremy wins, the changes won't be instant and he has can't of course in no way pressure the courts, but if he can pressure the guys who, pressure the courts. And since they work in the shadows, they can't cry foul on that or else they would admit that they worked the courts behind the shadows the whole time.

Well the Obama campaign manager is running May's campaign no joke lol

On CBS this morning some shill bitch was pushing May's Internet talking points, how everyone and everything said online needs to be watched and monitored, how turrists are using twitter–the cunt even brought up al Alwaki and went out of her way to say that he was killed "legally and legitimately by President Obama."

I can't shake the feeling that this isn't going to go away any time soon unless labour dominates the election.

Is "You have no need to worry if you have nothing to hide" the most ignorant opinion held by so many people?

the contempt in her voice. Jesus Christ. Fire up the Gulags Jezza we are gonna need them extra hot for this one

It's certainly amongst the most irritating.

Although to be fair, I do usually hide my desire to see such people thrown into a time portal to Cambodia circa 1977, so in many ways I just prove the point… (Although when I get such a portal, surely it's the people with nothing to hide who have something to fear?)

purge purge purge

Some bloke at work just spouted some pretty logical shit for a normal person talking about how many people British has killed though imperialism and support of other countries in comparison to terror attacks here in response to some very reactionary comments from someone else.

Would be a massive dumbass move by PLP and guarantee re-selection.

Barrow will turn blue because the entire party there supports Jezza, but the MP doesn't, and so he gets no support

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are the UK /ourguys/?

theguardian.com/music/2017/jun/05/grime-4-corbyn-vote-for-jeremy-campaign-grime-music-event-north-london
#grime4corbyn

What's Corbyn doing for the roadman constituency?

Is he going to free all imprisoned grime artists?

He'll recruit them into the Cheka. Commissar DeShawn and Commissar Gazza are coming for that toothbrush.

whew

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76351911/#76353411

What's to be done with Brits like this after the revolution?

i actually posted in that stupid thread

Trump said the same about saudis and where he ended up?

Trump had two polar opposite opinions on everything.

4D checkers


I'm always amazed at some of shite I read there.

For starters, Corbyn's vote history reflects what he preaches.

What's the deal with that orb anyway
Why do they look so cartoonishly evil
Why does Melania look like an ayylmao in this

Trump is just some opportunist who knows how to say the right stuff

FUCK OFF AMERICAN LIBERALS WE ARE TRYING TO UPHOLD MARXISM-CORBYNISM HERE.

its amazing how an annoying cunt who isn't even on tv anymore still upsets people

No it's just we don't need weirdo liberal clintonites coming in trying to big up Corbyn. DeVeto is fine because he was a BernieBro, but she is just nah.

I often confuse her with Laurie Penny for some reason.

Wasn't she going to run for parliament?

Dunno. I don't keep too much in touch with her particular brand of idpol. I do remember that she posted in a /lit/ thread a couple years ago but was chased away by shitposting.

tfw I live in Barrow and Furness and we all think Woodcock's a shit MP but won't vote LibDem because they're worse and won't vote Tory because FUKIN TORY BASTARDS
There's also the issue of the fact that everyone here (rightly) supports Trident, so lots of people are very sceptical of Corbyn.

Make sure you vote Labour though, there is a risk it will swing tory.

Can you cobble together a protest outside his office and get some media down there when he inevitably goes full retard?

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Literally why, other than jobs, which is not weighted enough to counterbalance nuclear holocaust.

Of course! A shitty Labour MP> a Tory MP

Probably not tbh, I'm a student so I've got a lot to do and the population around here is mostly old af people who vote Tory (for some weird reason)

His office is a 15 minute walk but he's never there, he's always in London the annoying prick

BAE is the lifeblood of South Cumbria, that and I may be working there soon and I want to protect my own interests. I know quite a few people who work at BAE and most of them would be out of a job otherwise.

Also mind trident is also the submarines.

It's not okay to work for BAE, sorry.

It's the only job that pays well around here, and if they're going to be hiring someone anyway (which they will be) it might as well be me.

reminder to support your local team
t. german bluebird

Don't be a faggot. BAE has plenty of ways to be sabotaged and the workers regularly do this.

Get a job that doesn't pay well rather than working for blood profiteers, you enormous hypocrite.

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I only want to go to BAE so I can get qualified so I can move elsewhere, I'm not going to work at BAE for the rest of my life - I'm not that ideologically vapid. BAE are the most respected company around here and if you put that you worked for them even for a couple years then you're more likely to get a job than some schmuck who didn't work at BAE.

Tbh we should nationalise BAE.

Without compensation!

Yes, it's only possible to work for BAE Systems. Any alternative is poverty, there is nothing else someone with qualifications can do but work for one of the largest arms dealers in the world.


They didn't do a great job then, didn't they?


Memes aside, I would genuinely urge you not to work for BAE. I completely understand your motivation, but I also think it's profoundly immoral to support material support for them. I know it might be harder to get to where you want to if you don't work for them, but I think it's at least worth thinking about what working for them, even for a short time, means.

Now here's something I can get behind!

Now that is silly: we give compensation to the proletariat!

But he has quite literally already stated this.

He's said it's the only good paying job in the area. I would submit that if you have beliefs it's worth living by them, and while he might prefer staying where he is it might be a good thing to live those beliefs by making the hard choice of relocating.

Right, he should live in his family's spare bedroom until he's 30 so someone else who doesn't give a shit about anything can live a fulfilling life and sperg out on the internet about how socialists never make any money.
So he's simultaneously not to take the job that pays a decent wage and save up to move away? Fuck off. Have you ever even had a job?

Im literally a lifestyle anarchist and theres no ethical workplace so fuck off.

The revolution will come if we all take corporate jobs and don't rock the boat. That's how real change happens. Try these new rainbow doritos, they're a good way to show your support.

I laughed in an undignified manner.

Why do you want to own a lot of shit?

You see this faggot right here? It's precisely this type of people that Stalin used to ship to the gulag. Corruption lovers! Thye useless cunts who will claim to be leftists but want to have huge house and go on vacations to expensive hotels.
They are sociopaths, they can not coceive live in society without doing bad shit on others. The worst type of things you will ever meet.


Why do you care about such things you corrupted cunt?
You don't need to worry about any of that. Get your place, work, you got your food, you got your hobbies. Why do you care about a career? That will not give you happiness, ever! You will always want more. You will always go down that road to destruction.
You would seel your mom for money wouldn't you? You can only think about money. Useless cunt. Cancerous fuck. Get the fuck out of my board you fake leftist scum.

It was nationalized

deep fotes 4 me


You are all legit either 20 years old and in higher education or a bunch of faggots that have never been broke.

FUCKING THATCHER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This is the most mendacious crap. I grew up poor, and I'm just edging away from being poor now. I've worked since I was 14 years old, and have always worked hard. When I was 19 years old I was offered a job to manage the campaign of a local candidate, basically with the trajectory being I would then get a job in local government. I turned down the (well-paying) job because, yes, I disagreed ideologically with this candidate about many things.

And I'm ok now. The candidate won, I could have had a nice white picket fence now, but it's ok because I didn't compromise my principles to boost people I completely disagree with.

Your constant conflation of "taking a job with one of the largest defense companies in the world" and poverty, ruination, and unemployment is deeply dishonest.

I get the real impression that you have a job working for some terrible people and you're desperately trying to justify it.

I don't have a job and everything here pays like absolute shit if you're even lucky to get one. You're the faggot peddling the bootstraps meme and who is too much of a dunce to take the cash and sabotage people you don't like rather than LARP out your life so you can have a cutesy little story to tell people when everything works out for you anyway.

talk to one of his minions, they will be less able to handle it as well

Daily reminder that there is no ethical production or consumption under Capitalism. You're not gonna destroy BAE by your individual choices you do it through political action

I remember Rolls-Royce used to be under public ownership too.
We got a telling off from the Americans for selling aeroplane to the Soviets lel.

twitter.com/HichamYezza/status/871695976578371586

HMMMMMM

aeroplane engines*

Trump admitted to being basically a neocon dozens of times before being elected. I challenge you to find a single time with Jezza

Fuck. Stupid shitpost flags

Okay I went and dug this up because people seem to be really underestimating the power of taking a job and enacting sabotage over putting morality first. inb4 reddit I like to see what the liberals in my country are up to and I remembered this thread.
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5qzmv6/two_arrested_over_disarming_warplanes_at_bae/dd3dcr3/

thenational.scot/news/14897655.A_story_of_solidarity_that_stretched_from_Scotland_to_Santiago/

Here are the results of A) Sabotage and B) Morality
A) Costs the arms industry millions of pounds a year, potentially fucks up the Tories, makes you better off financially
B) Puts people with no qualms in these positions, gets Tories elected, makes you worse off financially, lets you say you took the high road morally (despite inaction being immoral)

This is why I am right and everyone else in this thread is retarded, a faggot, and probably a redditor too! :^)

These people have done nothing but cost you and me more tax dollars. Their sabotage has done zero damage, really, to BAE or the capitalist mode of production.

Get out!

So what you're saying is you shouldn't get a job that's immoral, but getting that job to sabotage is completely neutral?

There are some real hot takes in this thread.

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are they fucking serious

god i hate the BBC so much
at least with the shit rag papers they are open about their bias

Can someone in the Labour party keep Diane Abbott the fuck away from the tv over the next few days?

I swear every single appearance she makes loses Labour a couple of percentage points. It's beyond a fucking joke now.

I will be absolutely livid if the Tories get a landslide because of her latest fuck up.

Yeah I've heard she has gone full retard again, waiting for it to come my way. Jezza should probably say she won't be Home Sec at this point, she can't give an interview and fucks everything up. Just get fucking Clive Lewis to do it.

Literally kill them all.

Wtf i'm blairite now

Could you not use an ancap flag mate the black and yellow colour scheme is going to give me cancer of the eyes

wasnt he apart of the chicken coup?

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Based. He should be more read by leftists. Fuck, he should be more read by everyone. He's a shining example that a journalist can be a political activist without being a propagandist or a shill.


WEW LAD

But it seems he deleted the tweet about fake job offers. Got a link?

No, he's been loyal the whole time. He did resign from the shadow cabinet over using the whip on article 50 though.

Tonight's Survation poll is rumoured to be CON 41.5, LAB 40.4. Will be officially released at midnight.

If the tories win I will perform violent acts of terrorism while consuming illegal drugs while child pornography plays from speakers mounted on my shoulders

If you want to break the trifecta of stupid laws, you just need to take some drugs and fap to lolis while seeding some torrents from your computer.

Is Child Pornography some sort of edgy black metal band or something?

In the UK a fapfic involving underage characters counts as CP, so an audio recording of someone reading such a story would also be CP.
Probably the audio from many hentai anime/games would also count. Plus there's actual music created by lolicons with loli-fucking themes.

I KNEW IT WEED CAUSES TERRORISM

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The polls are all over the fucking place, hung parliamnet inboad with a possible Lib-Lab coalition me thinks

MOMENTUM

inbound*

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It is depressing to read the libdem manifesto: half of it is idpol and the other half is irrelevant bullshit. They haven't even taken a strong anti-surveillance stance. The best that can be said is they want to make prisons a bit less shit.

It just doesn't work when your party is the majority and has been in power for the past 7 years already.

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Nah I don't trust them at all in fact I can't fucking stand them

Given a choice between voting for the lib dems in a very marginal constituency and labour in a significantly less marginal constituency, which would you go for? Is it better to uphold ideological purity or keep the conservatives out?

Voting is a waste of time but if you're gonna do it anyway, do it in a manner most consequential.

Vote against the tories tactically.

ARISE YE VICTIMS OF STARVATION
ARISE YE THE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH

Keep the conservatives out

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-mp-food-banks-pleased-video-sheryll-murray-cornwall-south-east-watch-a7773781.html

Tories BTFO and top British Tory voter bant. Very rude indeed

You raff, you ruse.

Yes, its real.

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I thought it was funny enough before the jingle started

video rip

Based ginormous blonde woman

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I swear these aren't people that's got to be a robot

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I swear to God, so many videos of people laughing at tories, it's like the Conservative Party has become a comical show or something.

Fuck I love that old woman

F-F-F-FUCK THE BOBBIES
COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
OLD BRITON GOT IT BAD CAUSE THE CROWN
AND EVERY MUTHAFUCKIN TORY
THEY THINK THEY GOT THE AUTHORITY
TO CONTINUE AUSTERITY

SHITPOSTING FLAG

ahhhhhhhhhh these phrases fucckkkkkkkk
don't these fuckers have any self-awareness, why are these toffs always so arrogant
political spin doctors go straight to the gulag, not even the most brain dead consumer can stand being bombarded by this shit, it's so fucking lazy
That song was pretty aesthetic though. The sort of thing that would unironically be on Japanese tv shows.

FUCK THAT SHIT COS I AINT THE ONE
FOR SOME TORY MOTHERFUCKER
AND THEIR BANKER CHUMS
TO BE SPIED ON
NO DAILY MAIL
I WILL GO TOE TO TOE
THERE'LL BE NO FUCKIN SALE
FUCKING WITH ME
COS I'M IN MY TWENTIES
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF
WEED AND SOME TENDIES

Goreshit?

SEARCHING MY EMAILS
TAKING MY ENCRYPTION
THINKING EVERY user
IS OFF TO JOIN ISIS

youtube.com/watch?v=-1uSSRcn7UE

Wow! Thanks for the find, I can't believe I've never come across these guys.

YOU'D RATHER GIVE MONEY TO THE BANKERS
TO SPEND
INSTEAD OF ME AND ANCEL
LIVIN IN THE COUNCIL
ESTATES
VOTIN THE TORY OUTTA HER BURROUGH
AND WHEN I'M FINISHED WE'LL GO
DOWN TO CHEEKY NANDOS
TO CELEBRATE, AND WATCH THE SLAUGHTER
AS OUR M8S ALL VOTE FOR LABOUR

I was thinking of things like this.

They're the band who coined (I think coined, but at least used) the term 'Bash The Fash'

When /ourguy/ makes it in, what level of bootlicker salt will we be looking at?

It's going to make campbell's soup look like a fucking cabbage patch

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It's going to make the dead sea look fucking drinkable.

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t. dumb rorke

You say that but you'll be surprised how many retards think being conservative is counter-culture

anyone else see corbyn get interviewed by michael crick on c4?
came a across quite badly, back to the smug patronising bellend he was before the campaign started.
fucks sake.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GkKV2BEgmT4
maybe it's just me but i found it a turn off.

He has a really difficult time hiding his resentment of media attitudes like that.

Sorry I hit post before I was done. I don't mind him being a patronizing bellend to cunts who deserve it.

Yeah tbh. Who the fuck are the media to tell him where to campaign? And it's abundantly clear the police don't even have the numbers to effectively use their current powers.

Fuck 'em, the media will never be a friendly entity and they can be treated as such.

It's not a good look. The Tories are supposed to be the cunts.

Don't blame him for being a bellend. I wouldn't have half the patience.

I was thinking more of the final few seconds, when he was being smug (bad smug)

He treated Paxman the same way and came out objectively the better. Fair play to him I say.

lmao

Tbh I actually like him more for that. Sure, it's cocky, but that makes him far more relatable than if he'd just said something nice and diplomatic. But then again, I'm not a swing voter.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Tories.

May especially, why would she ever talk about her desire for increased censorship on the internet literally days before the election. Usually people aren't too keen on limiting their civil liberties, unless they're scared shitless.

Because she's expecting people to be scared shitless

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I really like these. Funny that they're more up to date than dedicated websites.

I'm sorry but you have to get into the swing voter state of mind to accurately critique Corbyn's campaign.
Why do you even post at this point?

Hello reddit.

Actually yes.

I forget if it was literally the SS but literally every German spy sent to Britain got turned by MI5 and sent them nonsense.

this is how i know you're a tourist
begone

It's every thread on reddit in the history of reddit

Is it really user? Thank you for the update on what's happening on reddit. Keep them coming.

Yeah, swing voters hate confidence. If only Trump wasn't so cocky he might have managed a win

what do you do to get into the swing voter state of mind? transcendental meditation? listen to your favourite genesis and crowded house mix? ponder on the message bono gave at one love manchester?
i think of crime when i'm in a swing voter state of mind

I listen to 40 hours of Sargon videos uninterupted while hitting myself in the head with a hammer every 8 hours just long enough to stay awake. By the end you truly will not know the difference between May and Corbyn

All these flavours, but why did the shrub managing that twitter account choose salty?

Yes, I went there when I left imageboards for a while in 2012 because of all the cancerous faggots fresh off the boat from reddit asking rhetorical questions, being smug, and playing devil's advocate in every thread.

I come bearing gifs.

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I'm not hitting myself in the head with a hammer again, my care assistant gets very upset when I do that.

Also she removed all the hammers in a 5 mile radius of the home. Even the plastic one. Bitch.

Arrogance, all the way. The Tories need a restructuring and a hard look at themselves if they want strong and stable leadership in their party because currently it's a bit of a mess now that May has been so thoroughly exposed whereas before she could sit on her laurels and point to the bigger clowns like Gove and BoJo.
I specifically picked up the Tory papers after Cameron's resignation because it had all these insider scoops and the level of megalomania that was shown in these petty byzantine politics was ridiculous, especially considering that it'd usually backfire.

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kek

He practically drifts into the frame on a conveyor belt.

10/10

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What dimension and what game?

Its pretty wild

To be honest though the GOP and the Dems both get away with so much more, as a burger you guys are honestly really lucky to have a nation thats not completely brow beaten into submission by porky.

The end of hetero marriage created terrorism

His voice reminds me of one of those text-to-speech voices.
I want to say "Brian - English" but I'm not sure.

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Ideal result tbqhwufam
At least then if there's another snap election the Blairites are gone.

Actually best case scenario. This is how you make yourself eternally unpopular.
The cherry on top would be, if they demanded for Corbyn to resign after they switched sides.

youtube.com/watch?v=XMC8yBq8usg

NUKING PEOPLE IS ETHICAL

uh help police there is a withdrawing heroin addict with a selfie stick walking through my backyard

Sargon of Nukkad

prz gib vots

kek, is this fag really wearing that much makeup? You can see his age in this one

lol wtf

Wait does this guy actually have a chance of winning?

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dat tune, tho

Labour-SNP coalition incoming ?

better than sam "if a muslim nation gets nuclear capabilities we must strike first with nuclear arms" harris

honestly, as fucking sick as i feel about saying this, I understand the argument that you have to at least publicly be prepared to launch a retaliatory attack
it's the basis of deterrence
on the other hand, I wouldn't consider someone's unwilligness a disqualification for being the PM

getting fucking sick of all these terror attacks
i open up ebay to engage in some consumerism and i get hit with more virtue signalling, fuck that noise.

this is how people join MI5.

The gulag will be too good for these scum.

No need to advertise extremist organisations, user.

Holy shit, that's fucking beautiful

youtu.be/Gt7lWRtfve8

HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S GREG KNIGHT HERE

greg knight > corbyn

prove me wrong

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It's like a tacky 80s sitcom. This is amazing. I want Greg Knight to displace the bake-off's timeslot.

THERESA MAY IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER AND GREG KNIGHT HAS TO MAKE DINNER

holy shit he's in a band with an SNP guy and two labourites: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP4_(band)
This isn't a sitcom, real life is a sitcom.

T O R Y W A V E

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The show is called "Nights in May"
May and Knight are married.
May is infertile, so season 1 starts by them going to adopt a kid.
Through some goofy misfortune events Knight doesn't go well with kids.
Episode ends with them buying a dog instead.

s01e02:
May and Knight go on a vacation to Florkenshire.
On the road their car breaks down.
They have to hitch hike and a super gay black dude picks them up.
Knight through some goofy misfortune events makes an ass out of himself.
Episode ends with them finally reaching Florkenshire and drinking tea on the beach.

Jeremy Corbyn comes to Watford

youtube.com/watch?v=nk7mLEzb_m4

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Canadian here, somebody explain what Jacob Rees Mogg's appeal is. I get that he's basically the same as Boris Johnson in that he's basically a character, exaggerating some aspect of himself for voter appeal. But at least Johnson pretends to be something with pathos.

There's plenty of bumbling dope characters from fiction that people like and root for. But the last I saw, most people don't see Beano's Walter the Softy as a sympathetic character .

He's a quintessentially British posh man xD he drinks tea and he has to stand to attention to a photo of the queen in the bath xD.

(He's also a carpetbagger who votes with the government on all sorts of appalling legislation that wouldn't appeal to anyone vaguely small-c conservative in any sense such as mass-surveilance laws but never mind that.)

kek

OC

Kek. Should hunt that moment down in HD at a good framerate, bet there are some keks to be had with that.

I don't understand the message in this comic. Who am I supposed to be rooting for here?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y21A64ze5hg&t=0s

WE'RE COMING
WE'RE COMING BUCKO

Do you want me to Americanise it and add some labels?

best part

I live pretty far from america. I'm just asking if I'm correct to read that this comic is supposed to make them both look bad

np.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/6fkifj/are_corbyn_and_mcdonnell_racist_for_attempting_to/

Which part would you say in particular?

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COMRADE CHUNKYMARK CLEANSES THE EARTH OF THE FILTH

Oh good. Probably saved Labour a percentage point or two by staying out of the public eye.

Thank fuck. She shouldn't be allowed near a microphone

HOLY SHIT CORBYN

There is one thing that makes me doubt Jezza has a chance on thursday

the regional polls

labour isstill way worse in literaly every region besides London where they improved massivly
London votes sadly don't matter a whole lot, so it might just be Jezza closing the gap by gaining in super-marginal london seats

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Thse Engish regional polls (bar London) were ALL taken before the Manifesto. The dates match up when the tories were dicking it in Wales too.

faith restored

i so fucking want to take the stage at a labour rally and shout
'we're coming Bucko'
right now

Careful around rallies lad.

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who is the sophisticated looking hunni next to him? Damn

Unbelievably concerned this is going to be a false dawn thanks to low youth turnout.

It just feels like the general boring shit nature of the Brexit campaign and the resigned nature with which we've trudged on since, the environment isn't conducive to engaging young people to do something big in the way that the Scottish campaign was.

Although that said, if it energises turnout at all there could be lucky coincidences in store.

There's something almost admirable about them when they shift into full bastard-mode.

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youtube.com/watch?v=p7iUYWMD77w&feature=youtu.be

HE LIVES.

I fucking died

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independent.co.uk/news/science/stephen-hawking-jeremy-corbyn-labour-theresa-may-conservatives-endorsement-general-election-a7774016.html

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bridge-terror-attack-fk-fuck-you-im-millwall-hero-roy-larner-football-fan-lion-of-london-a7775246.html

"fuck you I'm millwall"

Top kek

I occasionally forget how stupid some people are but online comment sections never forget to remind me.


I thought I was about to say means of production then.

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/khuram-butt-amber-rudd-boris-johnson-clash-london-attacker-jihadis-next-door-security-a7775421.html

Tories in disarray days before pollling, Labour haven't looked as strong in twenty years

say it with me now

STRONG AND STABLE
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CORBYN FOR COMMISSAR CHUNKY MARK FOR HEAD OF MINISTRY OF INFORMATION

I refuse to believe the tories aren't trying to lose the election.

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m8 this type of idiocy is par for the course for May. She nearly got sacked as homesec ffs, even in her own party people don't like her

Russell Brand

youtube.com/watch?v=GscdUNyzN9U

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Our lad is going full Melenchon: I approve.

Kinda hope libdems do ok in seats without a chance of labour solely so they can try and get their weed legalise thing through via Corbyn

TBH I think it's only a matter of time, especially due to how increasingly normalized it's becoming and how an increasing number of American states are legalizing it. I give it twenty-thirty years.

It might get through sooner but may is very anti drugs

IMO it will definitely happen within most of our lifetimes. It's more of a question of when rather than if now.

I'm certain it's only a matter of time but that's still so long.

Will there be an SNP-Labour coalition ?

Nah, that would ensure a 2022 tory government. The SNP may support them on some ideas if labour have enough seats, but formal coalition with SNP ministers isn't happening.

So vote Tory then

More going for the cock. Which is typical for that faggot

Merkel is neoliberal reddit. German reddit is mostly Martin Schulz

This, r/The_Schulz actually has some decent memes. It is like the cult of personality around trump if it wasn't utterly cancerous and mostly a joke.

I give it probably 5-10. US states are already seeing massive text revenue, its only a matter of time before the old guard social conservative Tories die off (maybe at this election cycle) and we see a new breed of Millennial "libertarian" Tories emerging

*tax revenue

We're terrified

Bitch you're in Britain now: here is our proletariat.
youtu.be/djuaippXifM

iirc /r/neoliberal also go for Schulz

Which is annoying because /r/The_Schulz is funny. (I found it after googling the game Aerobiz's vision of European unity in 1994, someone posted it as something like "Koei knew how things ought to be…", so immediately endearing.)

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Topkek, Corbyn is a bearded Marxist.

That actually seems reasonable, given it's people in the 60+ range, i.e. the bulk of the ruling politicians, who are vehemently opposed to it.

I should go look up what he has to say about this.

I mean that is what the Notting Hill tories were meant to be: social liberals with fiscal conservative economic policy. They always had support from the younger echelon of the party.

I'm surprised r/neoliberal isn't very anti-Schulz, but then his message is strongly pro-EU and they don't really mention his pro-working class stance (due to language barrier?). I think the average Schulz supporter (and Schulz himself - I hope) is preeeeeetty far from neoliberalism and this will get clearer in the next months.

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I dug for a full minute & can't find this one, anyone have a PDF maybe?

Fascinating take

sorry, not sure what you mean. Are you saying pro-EU is incompatible with pro-working class? I tentatively agree, maybe I should have said pro-european community, since the thought is to counter the right wing nationalist groups, opposed to liking the EU as current political entity.

heh, everyone always says this when I suggest the book. nope, that's why I bought it online. I was going to try DIY a pdf of it for a friend who wanted a copy, but I haven't gotten around to it.

sorry user. I've heard The War On Terror, the previous title he wrote, is available on bookzz though.

Please vote lib dem. No internet spying and legal weed will be literal heaven.

Labour also want no internet spying and revolution of the proletariat.

Just assume he's a liar and shit.

Polls aren't looking too good, Tories still are leading over Labour, and there's less than 2 days left.

I'm not getting my hopes up, at least not much. Maybe he'll be Schröder II, but he'll be better than Merkel, no?

Is this even a joke? They promised weed and freedom last in the last 2 elections, were you even old enough to vote in 2010?

Honestly, the Tories winning with a hung parliament would probably be ideal. From what we've seen in the campaign they look poised to self-destruct, and the Brexit negotiations and the coming financial crisis will probably put the final nail in the coffin. Meanwhile, Corbyn is free to purge the Blairites.

see when they become the old guard the new ones will push for it and they will accept it

I agree

Oh and by the way my Britbong compadres, I absolutely DO NOT WANT TO SEE COMPLACENCY if he wins. This is the first battle, the war has raged for centuries. If I see a dip in British posting after he gets elected cos you guys get comfy I am NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY AT ALL

Johnson is such a mong. One of the consolations of a comfortable Tory win would be that he would surely get booted out of the Cabinet by May's faction.

tfw abbott is out

corbyn did a good

twitter.com/los_fisher/status/872142484872335360

Should make McDonnell shadow home security instead

No, we need him as chancellor.

McDonnell will be the greatest Chancellor this country will ever have if everything he wants goes in place

He's said, or not said this, before.

What DOES he want to put in place? It hasn't been made clear.

Communism

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Redpill me on the Tory power stance, /airstripone/

it looks like their underwear rode up and chafed their asscracks

gorilla_mindset.jpg
By flashing your genitals at the world, leaving them provocatively undefended, you declare yourself a big baller. The average voter will be mentally subdued into voting for you as they recognize you as the alpha while they subconsciously put themselves in the position of the servant beta.
Or any other vague primitivist theory redpillers are fond of.

they get taught to stand like weird cunts by by body language experts in their advisory teams who think it exudes power

did they crap themselves?

This. It's the land of the land of the spindoctors after all.

Dr. David Kelly, I'm MI6.

Doesn't work without the hands on their belts.

marxism which is where the government owns everything and everyone's a slave

GOD BLESSES JEREMY.

>>>Holla Forums
go back kiddo

They look like really big guys tbqh

excuse me m80 I clearly have a shitposting flag on so no serious respondo k thx

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just made this

perfect

I made a typo
fixed now

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Cons 42%
Labo 38%
Libe 09%
UKIP 04%
SNP 04%
Gree 02%
Othe 01%

June 5th yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

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not happening, unless they're looking for de-selection.

labour backbenchers are preparing to get btfo

it's happening.

thank god for FPTP amirite

Shame we have to wait five fucking years to do it.

Didn't the Blairites already try this and Corbyn was reselected by a huge margin?

They're Blairites, i.e. they're not too bright so don't hold it against em

topical britlefty music for the election

youtube.com/watch?v=V1OIxKYmdG0

this is about theNHS obviously
youtube.com/watch?v=slO8lwP6nuQ

this song was actually dedicated to Corbyn and is about not only tory scum, but also the Blairites they want Jezza to purge

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That's standard neolib tactic: Cast vote after vote until people give you the answer you want.

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kek

hopefully it'll get some more normies on our side anyway

Boris, get the salve.

Just remembered this was a thing Woodcock did facebook.com/253928198013563/videos/1486031714803199/

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They are just asking to purged really at this point, the population would stand behind Jeremy. Most of them would pull the trigger

Doesn't seem to be correct does it…

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, when one party's voter base is concentrated in a single region and the other's is spread out all over the country guess which one gets the most seats.

Never considered that.

Final Opinium poll:

CON 43%(nc),
LAB 36%(-1),
LDEM 8%(+2),
UKIP 5%(nc)

fugg. the trend is reversing.

But what it means is that we vote by regional trend rather than a representation of the national feeling

Polls aren't accurate, fam.

Numbers don't worry me. But, trends do.

Can the tories really expect a good turnout with how low effort their campaign has been

getting desperate
twitter.com/TheSun/status/872203588918951936

Duh, OK!

Literally #FakeNews

Saw this in the replies, made me laugh.

they only are when they appeal to our bias :^)

The Sun and Daily Mail both trying to tie Labour to terrorism. Desperate.

Guardian on May's human rights nonsense.

reminder that all British newspapers are terrible

Whenever I'm in England I buy the Morning Star and the Financial Times.

Someone write down Harry Cole's name and if it ever gets really bad remember to go and chop his head off.

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Co-op sells it in Merseyside.


I love being American, me, and shitting on Tory Southerners.

Also never forget that Corbyn used to write a weekly column for these madmen.

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SurveyMonkey have a poll out:

CON 42
LAB 38

Best PM:

May 55
Corbyn 45

They aren't a member of the Polling Council but their 2015 poll was pretty accurate, showing a 6 point Tory lead.

God, this would be amazing.

We anti-imperialist now!

best timeline

This is basically the same as the YouGov model, and if that model is valid, they show that this will result in a hung parliament.


In which case there's a good chance that a coalition government can be formed.

One of Clinton and Obama's election fixers, Jim Messina, is working for the Conservatives.

You mean that in the sense of "PR wizard" or actual fixer?

Evidently he can't be that good at it so I wouldn't worry too much.

Got some fresh-off-the-press OC here lads

there's an american communist living in merseyside?

twitter.com/theresa_may/status/872181737933217794

By her own metric, she herself should be waterboarded to reveal all the terrorist cells the MI5 supported.

You heard her, folks. She authorized you to torture her for a good cause.

Even the BBC was going for it

This fucking cunt.

Flat out declaring she intends to suspend human rights laws in order to seem "strong and stable."

And she's probably still going to win.

I want to die.

Actual scum

who /safe labour seat/ here

Me, not that it makes any fucking difference when the Tories control the budget.

We should riot for councils to put through an illegal budget.

That is false. Lib Dems are in the conservative block.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative–Liberal_Democrat_coalition_agreement

might join the CPGB ML

Those khruschevites bro

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lmao

honestly it makes you wish some of these people were elected just so you could see what sort of job they do.

she won't get a big enough majority to push anything through.
no one should cooperate with her on anything for the next five years, wait for the bust and make sure she's remebered as an utter failure

NO, BAD, BACK IN YOUR BOX.

well we're jinxed

how is that zombie mcternan still around, ffs

I live in the only marginal surrounded by some of the biggest safe seats in the country.

fuck sakes
labour-chauvinism on the left is fucking irritating i'll tell you that. (In this case it's irritating because it could actively cost a Labour government seats, in 2005 or so it was irritating because it was providing backing to a right-wing Tory government underneath a rose.)

vote CPGB-ML.

SEIZE THE MEANS, OUR CHANCE REMAINS.

I'm sorry Diane… SORRY I DIDN'T DO IT EARLIER

Excerpt from a longer version of that text:
What did Robert Hall-Palmer mean by this?

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Well, at least we have a clear front-runner for 'First developed nation to go fascist'

Will burgerstan catch up?

burger here, can I get a primer on where the polls are at for thursday?

Our country runs on way too much autism to be properly fascist. To go full fascist you need at least one or two handlers to contain the latent autism of the rest

another one bites the dust

youtube.com/watch?v=zK3NqdoWqSU

So semi-unironically I get a really strong feeling that there used to be a running string of acceptable-ish pseudo-autism through Britain before Americans totally colonised us. I think it still lingers on in trainspotting circles, etc. (I'll spare you the agony of any attempt at cultural analysis, but it's a serious thought.)

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mobile.twitter.com/baynham41/status/872304486907334658

Nicola Sturgeon's Constituency, RIP my vote

Poor woman, hope she makes a recovery
GET WELL SOON DIANE

INSTEAD OF SUCCUMBING TO THE RELINQUISHMENT OF LIFE GET ON YOUR FEET AND MEME TO THE EXTREME

THERE ARE STILL MANY HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE VOTE GET OUT THERE AND SPREAD DANK LABOUR MEMES LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

BECAUSE IT PROBABLY DOES

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COMMUNISM

so i was checking some of the election forecast maps, mainly britain elects and yougov, and i wanted to see where they differentiate so much, besides the raw voting intention

some example consttituencies i found:
Copeland:
YouGov: Likely Labour, with an estimated 8% Lab lead
Britain Elects: 98% probability of Tory win

City of Chester:
YouGo: likely labour, estimated 13% lead
Britain Elects: 90.5% to swing Tory


on the other hand
stoke on trent south:
YouGov: Tossup
Britainelects: 52% chance of tory swing

so it seems they have heavily different models for the inhabitants of certain constituencies

britainelects is going of a 7-5% con lead in national polling as opposed to a 4% lead with yougov

but that clearly does not explain all of the differences

7-8 con lead

Please share this. It's so perfect.

mobile.twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/872396697514717184

LEAVE THERESA ALON

The Tories keep on only knocking and posting things while I'm out. I wanna have a shout at one of them tbqh. Haven't had anyone knock while I'm in this year infact.


I've got 70%+ on Britain Elects but slight Labour on YouGov. Would be interesting to know how it happens. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a Tory here though. He's an annoying "started from a council house to doing international deals" type aswell.

Oh god how can he still look at himself in the mirror after being so wrong

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I don't always edit wikipedia, but when I do…

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/election-2017-uk-charities-ngos-gagged-lobbying-act-chilling-effects-a7775416.html

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where the FUCK is the pet the rabbits image

I've fucking had it with this country, independence can't come soon enough.

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thank you user you truly delivered

nice

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Fuck this country.

May could literally say "I want to legalize child porn and nuke your back garden" and people would still vote for her.

gower?

back me up lads >>>/brit/317382

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based michael rosen

youtube.com/watch?v=mnOg36Y0fpY&sns=fb

He has a magical way of speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90

Daily reminder that this exists.
youtube.com/watch?v=xY5E4CI_ASE

SHUT DOWN

And that this got to number 4 in the charts: youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8

Remember when "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead" got to number one after Thatchers death only for the BBC to refuse to play it.

Happening again


twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/872428877557243905

theyre really ramping up the false flags arent they. maybe jezza has more of a chance than they say

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/3755686.stm

Daily reminder

have some more

and a couple more of Brzezinski shooting the shit with Bin Laden.

Tory seats fell again, with today's update. A hung parliament is more than likely.

saved the first one

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

I want this to happen but
Come on lad you know better

Who has that image of newspaper endorsements down the years?

Remember this absolute banger

b-b-but how is he holding the paper in the picture in the paper?

It's a slightly different picture, notice the big picture of Blair's head instead of a picture of Blair holding the paper.

Fortunately it's not Blair-and-the-sun all the way down.

Shame they didn't go for a recursion and have a picture of him holding the paper in the second paper.

Not even slightly different, it's his mugshot.

Of course. Was a glorious day. I also remember chanting "Maggies in the mud, in the mud" at a concert after.

oh..right. heh. thank god for that. i was beginning to suspect Blair was some kind of evil time lord.

Well let's not throw the theory out entirely.

he does tend to return from history to try and cause trouble.

An all time classic
youtu.be/x-4FJcnX0i8

Serves her right for sending her son to a fucking private posh school

That's interesting. I think it stemmed partly from the culture of the idle vicar/gentleman who, without the trappings of modern entertainment, had to find some means to entertain himself in a productive way.

nice

Top kek I fucking love these

BBC Newsnight piece on Corbynism. I thought it was alright.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6RnipJFiQ

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Please the American deep state can barely control its own president, let alone the government of other nations.

We're so fucked up. I want to emmigrate to South America. I can't take it. They are winning also demographically.
Fuck tories and Blair for immigration

lel

That's the hardest I have ever laughed in a while.

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If it was leeds festival my mate started that chant

Lads there's been yet another stabbing attack that's getting massive media attention - do you think this will hurt Labour?

Mine was at a Levellers gig but I'm sure it's happened in a lot of places

Reminder that Corbyn is now the nazi candidate

Nah, since this shit keeps happening under May's allegedly all-powerful Sauron-like eye, so Corbyn can just blame her for it.

TOP
FUCKING
KEK

Nah polling shows people trust Corbyn more on security and blame the policing cuts on attacks: also that they agree with his foreign policy stance on causes of attacks.

Is this one of those Nazi accelerationist things or is it more like when David Duke "endorsed" Keith Ellison because he thinks it will tarnish THE ABSOLUTE BOY

with the power of 90s meme magick

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

who knew

Reminder that Mosley was a labour party member and left because they weren't economically interventionist enough.

ALSO: Remember to shill Corbyn on all your media accounts, then go to 4pol and 8pol and brit and etc and 1: Shill Corbyn as the nationalist/strong option 2: Shill UKIP as opposed to the weak Tories

I'm using the doom Corbyn for memes, for real.

I'd rather not, because you're only feeding the angry schizos that populate imageboards and they're of marginal significance. They're posting Hitchens menes (the obnoxious Hitchens) and spoiling ballots, which is already better than voting May

Obviously going out canvassing is good too but I assume we're all too lazy for that and we're uniquely qualified to torment channers.

Fair enough lad. Just saying that it just seems to lead to endless shitposting about secret discords more than anything else.

Just for verification, you mean the corpse right?

For additional verification, the corpse who doesn't have a Twitter account.

Or a weekly daily mail column.

Wales hold strong.

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I meant Peter, not Christo.

Ah, I'd consider him the less-obnoxious brother.

Maybe just because I find being consistently depressive charming.

yeah you're right those guys are faggots
better to stick to the policies anyway

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/128874347

Meh, Chris was a dick but Peter is just a professional contrarian who gets paid to annoy as many people as possible

Holy Christ I love the extreme levels of butthurt in the comments.

kek

There are no facts about Corbyn I don't like

convinced thats one of us, godspeed

Does anyone have the one about the TV debate and May being absent?

If the Tories even pretended not to hate the British people maybe they would be able to stay in power, but instead they're going to get exactly what they deserve.

English people are suspicious of Labour given what New Labour did under Blair when it comes to immigration, but the Tories are just so fucking callous and disgusting that unless you are literally Scrooge McDuck you will feel like an idiot voting for them.

At least with Trump and the GOP in the US now right-wingers can justify staying on the right-wing team out of a sense of loyalty to the race, keeping out the wogs, whatever.

But with the Tories you don't even get that because big business wants to make more fucking money and can't even really do a good job of pretending to be anti-immigration.

And what the fuck was that after the London attacks, May couldn't wait 5 minutes to attack internet freedom. That's another thing that the right-wingers are stronger on in America, even with the anti net-neutrality stuff the GOP has an edge when it comes to the First Amendment.

But the Tories even shit that up by being more Big Brother than Labour.

tl;dr fuck Tories, or don't even bother because they're fucking themselves

nvm, found it

you'll see what percentage of the british people are scrooge mcduck. i'm not confident.

why are right wingers such cucks?

Even with this shambles of a candidate and campaign I'm not hopeful, but I'm excited enough to try, stranger things have happened in politics

there are people that actually *identify* as neoliberal?
i thought it was just a name for the current phase of capitalist development, not an ideology that people actually adhered to

it was but the autism of the centre left knows no bounds apparently, i assume theyve taken neoliberal to mean 'not like those mean sexist berniebros, support clinton! #resisttrump'

or it could all be trolls trolling trolls, who knows

Yes, it is some "ebic centrist" counter meme where they praise Cleeg, Sarkozy and Merkel.

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When Labour does it they use a magic money tree, when the Conservatives do it they use The Long Term Economic Plan (currently withheld from the public for several years).

Remind me who is PM that those are happening under?

remind me which PM first brought them all in
remind me of Corbyn's water tight tactics against terrorism
and don't tell me community support officers will talk down knife-wielding terrorists with a cup of tea and digestives

Really?

Isn't that a good thing? They'll be in jail so they can't vote for May

Tony Blair: the guy who is telling people NOT to vote for Corbyn.

1) Fighting terror abroad by cutting support from Saudi Arabia and the gulf states to UK terror cells and UK mosques. 2) Fighting terror at home by reinstating police numbers so they can act on the tip-offs that the muslim community in the UK give us to extremists: the Manchester bomber had been warned about by the Manchester muslim community to police but they could not act in any real manner on it because they did not have the manpower. The Police and Crime Commissioner for Manchester had warned us that cuts in police numbers would lead to a terror attack: lo and behold. Prevention is far better than reaction, and he has a proper prevention strategy.

Inb4 some Abbott reference: she is out, she has been purged, she is gone. Corbyn wants to limit immigration not because of muh spooki muslamics, but because of the real economic issues it causes upon the working class. He is the candidate that wants to see our industries brought back into public, british hands and wants to end the corrupting influence the Saudis, Qataris, Emirates and Bahrainis have over the british economy and sectors of british secioty. Terror is a global issue, and it require global solutions; he has that, and he has the balls to tell Salman to fuck off (unlike a certain American president).

You're right, let's focus on decades ago rather than the party in power, and not the options available - among which is a left wing candidate that will reduce migration, and a right wing retard that keeps making goals and missing them by miles.

PLEASE TAKE US BACK THE REVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE.

Bollocks.

I'm with this fellow defender of our great nation. Only the party of business cares about keeping the wages of the working class strong!

wew, you're operating under some false assumptions.


Raising minimum wage will make things worse if you believe that corporations are only in it for money, which they are.

They're already doing that as quickly as they can. When did you last go to Tescos?

Wait are you saying Corbyn IS spooked by the muslamics?


Dw, under the New Australian Style Point Based System: comrades will get a high rating.


Quoi? We are talking about reducing unskilled immigration so wages aren't depressed by excessive labour, not just increasing the minimum wage.

I agree completely, this would be a great tragedy for the workers!

today, coin master TM wasn't working, still loaded with 1ps and 2ps


Sorry, that wasn't clear. He will not be limiting immigration, ever. They are his future voterbase.


He will never do this.

I don't know about you guys but I'm genuinely excited. Has Corbyn's charisma and promises outweighed the conservative slander and complacency.

Good heavens, the last two days in Scotland have been a rollercoaster

You've got SLab up to within one point of SCon in the polls, coming close to knocking ruth off her perch

You've got Nicola's bombshell (revealing during the debate how Kez secretly didn't oppose indyref2) and Ruth jumping on that immediately, possibly destroying the momentum SLab have built up in its penultimate day

And then today you've got Nicola piggybacking on the popularity of a man she earlier discredited, saying that SNP MPs have more in common with Jezza than SLab (tragically not even wrong about that)

His voter base in the working class, and the manifesto says he wants sensible control of immigration. You seem to be mistaking Corbyn for a liberal, you are wrong. He wanted out of the EU before you were born because of those reasons.

Who aren't having kids and vote tory as they age.


Which is a blatant lie

Show me evidence hes against the EU because of mass immigration.

When are these polls coming out?

Who are coming to Corbyn in his droves: or are the 46% of Welshmen that are saying they will vote Labour not working class?

Why put it in then? Why not go all "muh progressive look at me"?

A part of it being a corporation's wet dream is driving down the cost of labour through uncontrolled immigration. He talks of the evil of the "expanding free market over europe", and one of the four key parts of the free market is free movement of labour.

Came out 30 mins ago

We fucked

Most people in unions are not working class anymore


Because the people who would agree with that are a tiny minority, most of the working class are the homophobic, islamophobic bigots the left is always crying about.


kek, I'm going to have some fun on here tomorrow.

almost nobody in britain thinks theyre not middle class, but theres a difference between 'doesnt get all their news from the sun' and 'reads the economist while drinking wine from waitrose'

Why are people voting against him?
Porkies are in the minority, are people really this classcucked?

NAZBOL GANG

Do you really have to ask

my younger sister opened a kinder surprise today and the little toy inside was a minion going on strike

what i mean by this is labour will win

thetimes.co.uk/article/trade-union-membership-lowest-since-the-second-world-war-vq5dgls6f

£500-£999 isn't middle class. At least not in the north.


Because we don't buy the shit hes selling. Maybe not being pictures with Gerry Adams would have helped, the working class remember the Manchester and Warrington bombings.

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By the way for anyone interested these people are literally the magic money tree. We pay them to give us money.

delarue.com/

I mean in advance, I'm just going to remind everyone that simply beating miliband's % of the vote is a win by the standards we entered the campaign with.

hmmm

Is that a 12 point lead? Looks like it, I like reals.

Survation results are still good tho and they were the most accurate last time

mobile.twitter.com/Survation/status/871933787386646536

No no, by all means, go ahead. Vote against Labour because muh pakis muh niggers muh rapefugees and come on and have a gloat when you vote in the person shipping in 300,000 people every year, monitors your porn and will likely have blocked Holla Forums by 2018 and will have you under scrutiny for finding ways to browse it.

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The great irony is that this isn't even hyperbole, the internet shit is in the tory manifesto.

Oh, i have no doubts the tories is doing the same thing labour would in everything other than economics. On that note corbyn would kill the nation with his mad socialist economic policies.

At this point its voting for the lesser evil, not me personally, but most of the electorate.

STOP WATCHING PORN

wish this were true tbh

Like this fuckwit has touched a manifesto in his life.

Why is everyone from /brit/ a nofap, namefagging, autistic kipper/crypto-conservative who only communicates in 2005ish party stereotypes?

500 pounds a week is £26,000 before tax, wow so bourgeois right

but i'll stop feeding you now

Kek, get fucked 7bad56


average income in my area is £15k a year
B-based norf.

Yeah, 7 years of austerity worked out great. Not crazy at all to reduce education and health services and still expect the economy to go up.

??? It's what your board looks like to everyone peering in. Why is a board of 60 users a bunch of clones?

Good prole! Who wants a head pat? Who's the best prole? Who?

Class isn't based on income the value of which varies. Average national income in £24,000 I think. £26,000 isn't all too easy to live on somewhere like London.

I've got more GCSEs than fingers, most did. Didn't do a damn thing for us.


We aren't clones lad we're all working class, every one of us.


Public services don't create growth.


So I'm probably the most working class here?

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Stimulus spending or jobs programmes might though, and training opportunities. Long term benefits.

If you're the mostest workingest classest here then you're a fucking retard and deserve to sit in your room for the rest of your life afraid to touch your own cock tbqh

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Just call me a statist lad, you might as well.


jobs programmes

How that apprenticeship scheme going? We had to import trademen from poland because Blair pushed uni instead of trades.

I have a lvl 2 and 2 lvl 3 certificates, they were wastes of time

Stop watching other people have sex and get a girlfriend, you faggot.

No, you're just a fuckwit if you believe in nofap. It's not about self control, it's about you being dumb and following a crowd of nolifers on an imageboard.

Do you feel that you couldn't get a girlfriend, or do you prefer watching men have sex instead of doing it yourself in typical lefty fashion?

Nah, you're not even that. Just an empty vessel filled by the last youtube video you saw.

Your imagination is limited.

Jobs listings are full of apprentice waiter positions, so it's going well for whoever is administrating it, and maybe for whoever is getting the cheap labour.

Yes, we can get foreign tradesmen, we should let the young rot. n1m8.

When radical Islam is more appealing than engaging in our society something is badly wrong, but yeah, let's leave things how they are. We can both look forwards to a booming north after another Tory term.

You really sound like you need a girlfriend mate.

class isn't based on income, you're either working class or you're not.

To muslims.

The north is fucked either way.

I refuse to believe that someone crying about how poor they are because of immigrants, with at least 11 GCSEs, several trade certificates, a tripfag, /brit/ poster, nofap believer, who actually believes the rich when it comes to economic policy, has a girlfriend that isn't fucking someone that is actually a man (male).

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He's right though. Class is based on your relation to production.

gingerwhiteconvertshariasticker.jpg

That's like, your opinion, dude.

Nah, fucking yours on the side is plenty already.

He's the type lacking in situational awareness so much he gets dumped, his girlfriend enters another relationship 20 minutes later, and he merely has a suspicion he has been cucked.

"Aspiring" clowns like you are the death of this nation, if you exchange your time for a wage or salary which is your main source of income then you are working class.

Are you deluded enough to believe unions ony exist today because of unemployed guardian reading liberal hipsters?

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Oh no, I think he is very aware - the insecurity oozes out of him. Why else commit to nopfap, if not out of fear that you will no longer be able to preform? Why else the compulsive replying to all posts on a forum where no-one agrees with you anyway? It's a man with a lot to prove, mostly to himself.

He came to the wrong neighborhood in that regard though. This is chad central.

When he called me 7bad56 I couldn't help but see who he meant. It's a (1)er in the news thread he has mentioned at least three times. I assume it's him since it's a Tory cuck in Lancs. Probably a shut in living in Preston.

What does it mean? All I get is hexadecimal for green.

Hello, britbong comrades!

I know this is offtopic, and I know that this doesn't affect the voting outcome, but still! I know that UK-fags are the most class-cucked when it comes to Operation Systems. You guys are 20+ yrs behind on modern technology. Please fucking consider visiting >>>/gnussr/ you miserable cunts!

No.
Yes.

Think about it for a second, ya tards!
Your whole health-service has been hacked because it's been running on Windows XP®!

You stupid fucks! How can you oppose the HACKS without opposing the very bases of the HACKS?

Please, for the love of god, install Linux!
If you don't know how-to, then plz ask us over at the above cites board!

Cheers, you stupid, under-developed shits!

>tfw UK atomic program runs on Windows XP

It's the user ID for >>>/brit/317805

Hopefully the queen will read this and start making waves.

One, trying to advertise on a leftist board isn't going to do you well.

Two, had a mate working for the NHS during the attacks and the XP computers were the easiest to fix.

You're massively exaggerating. XP was only available 15 years ago :^)

The vast majority of islamic expansion comes from births from immigrants and their children, not from converts.


Everyone in the western world is "educated" if by that you mean goes through a decade of mandatory public education


Thank you for this post, it made my day.

Hopefully the Queen will read it and kill herself! otherwise, we GNUSSR ppl will have to do it… :^(…


I have no idea what u bout, but plz, install leenux, k?


No, comrade. Linux kernel is up-to-date every 1 weeks. You must install linux, yes?

ok.

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Just tell us if the bantz becomes too real and we will tone it down lad

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I am wondering something though. Does Jahans post here?

Nah mate, the shah has been dead for 351 years. No Mughals today.

Stop skirting around the point, the only defining factor that makes you working class is whether you subsist on a wage paid to you in exchange for your labour.

I feel sorry for your parents, you must have been such an insufferable shit to have around and all round party pooper too.

Only thing I can find from him is a steam account

we hoped a bit of bullying would sort him out, he had toilet roll on his bedside for ages

Will any of you that live in Britain consider leaving at some point if we're all so class cucked?


Is you not being working class by everyone elses definition the worst thing about this?

Lads, lads me brother Wayne's starting a tech company (selling mobile phones and usb leads) and says i can work for him.
After i've got my feet under the table should stage an armed revolution and seize the means of production?
I've listened to Cressida Dickhead and binned me knives so what do I tool up with?

m8 how the fuck have you not considered leaving? Wages are shit, opportunities are shit, our costs of living are probably the worst in N. Europe from what I've seen, our growth is the worst too. It's also ran and staffed by busybodies telling you what to do all the time. Fuck patriotism for patriotism's sake.

CUCK!

That wouldn't solve anything, since you'd still be in capitalism. Ask him to make it a worker's cooperative instead.

Good God go sir!

I don't know if growth is the worst now, but I can't find the slightly older matrix showing that Britain was the only place in Europe where growth occurred but wages fell. (iirc in Spain or something, there was negative growth or contraction but wages grew.)

Depends where you look.
You really don't get it, do you?

By tech company you mean a retail shop right? They don't produce anything, they're merchants. They don't have means of production.

I've still got some plastic butter knives but I'm planning on throwing them away too if Theresa May repeals the human rights act.


I appreciate that not everyone has the revolutionary fire burning within them but for me there simply can not be any compromise with capitalism, sorry.

t. moans about being broke all thread
I'm not sure what there is to get about you. You seem like the type of Brit that spent too much time on Holla Forums and too little time outside.

Don't talk Britain down. Tech company. Okay?

Seizing your brother's shop doesn't end capitalism.

ITT: UKcucks who still use capitalist software.

THIS. IS. UNACCEPTABLE!

ITT WE HAVE SOFTWARE-CUCKS WHOSE NATIONAL GRID HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY WINDOWS VIRUSES

HERE'S A QUESTION TO YOU, FUCKING UK MORONS:

IF YOUR SOCIAL GRID HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER, DUE TO WINDOWS BUGS, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU CHANGE TO LINUX, YOU XUXKS?!?!

>>>/gnussr/

It does for him though.

Here is the real important question: Does your brother sell baggies and scales?

P I S S
O F F

It's okay if you're too retarded. Your local LUG will help.

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NO!!!

LEARN TO 2017, you shit!

>implying you participate on >>>/gnussr/

Can you take your autism somewhere else?

I suppose he could expand to new markets, yes. Ever since he got rid of his control order he's always been very entrepreneurial, like he's got nectar cards and stuff like that.

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HELLO, I'M AN UK CUNT WHOSE SOCIAL GRID HAS BEN HACKED DUE TO US USING 2000's TECHNOLOGY

WE, BRITBONGS ARE SO HAPPY, THAT WE COULD PROVIDE ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THIS CAPITALIST GRID BEING BROUGHT DOWN!

'''WE ARE TOO DUMB TO INSTALL LINUX, TBH, BUT THIS IS AN BRITTISH SETBACK.==

PLZ, FORGIB OUR IMPOTANCE, DEAR COMRADES!

PROBS WE WILL BE BETTER, AND TBH WE WON'T ACTUALLY LOOK FOR REAL RESOLUTIONS ;^)

>>>/gnussr/

Man I miss being in my early 20s

Ngl lads, it's looking bleak. Polls out today show a 10 point margin. All we can do is go vote and pray now.

"hech"

Got any of the seat predictions?

we should have a meet up

Don't worry. We're getting a hung parliament, and if Labour is unable to form a coalition with the rest of the parties, possibly a new election.

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HAHA, wrong photo.

Look, start your own thread about this shit: STOP SPAMMING A CUNTING BRITISH POLITICS THREAD.

Im going to fix an entire country's software issues by spamming the commies on an indonesian hair weaving imageboard

stop
A conservative minority government or weak majority is the best outcome. Let the tories fuck up brexit and take the fall for a crash which follows 8 years of their austerity. Trying to force social democracy back isn't going to work and will only tarnish socialism and set the public against it.
This election has demonstrated that the Brits are capable of forming a desire for change and running things differently. Now we stand back and watch as their faces are pushed into the mud and they grow even more disillusioned with bourgeois democracy. There is a potential here for radicalisation and growth of class consciousness which is only going to be set back by failed socdem revivals.

bleak

Fuck coalition, I want Tories to form a minority government with between 300 and 310 seats. That would be the funniest result all round.

Shame it's only YouGov that can see this happening. They do weigh the fuck out of minority and youth votes though, and the youth turnout is expected to be a record high this time. I imagine the browns will turn out to be against May since she's practically encouraging terror attacks and that will draw them a lot of hate. Hopefully it's icy everywhere so old people can't get to the polling station >:)

What so they can introduce a 600 seat commons with FPTP so the system is gerrymandered for them? Or perhaps so they can put internet restrictions in place that means this entire board gets banned, Or maybe so Corbyn runs out of momentum, the blairites coup and we are left with a choice between tories, yellow tories or red tories.

I have a bad feeling Carlgon has something to do with it as well. He just made a new 'most important election ever' video, and I can already guess what he thinks.

For someone that supports 'free speech' he really wants people to vote for a regulated internet.

Is this where we get off the hype train?

NO. I've been here, in this thread from day one. I've been Corbyn shilling from day one. This is the opportunity for me to tell you, stupid britbongs, to start using OSs that don't fuck up your freedumbs, k?

K.

>>>/gnussr/

Indians fucking hate Corbyn though. He's driven practically all of them to the Tories, who've tried hard to attract them for years anyway.

HAHA, very funny, mein comrade!

Ein problem, tho: your stupid government has been hacked recently by anti-propret. software fags.

Are you goin to man up to the 21st century OS-wise?
>>>/gnussr/ ?

No?

Well then, maybe you deserved being hacked, you cuck!

Really not looking good lads.

Does Sargon actually support May ? Is he that dumb ?

youtube.com/watch?v=yQ1WcRHKRkY

God his voice is so annoying.

what else is a """"""""""""""""liberal""""""""""""""" to do?

not support the right wing?

Whoever posted this gave me a good kek
>>>/brit/318107

sargon and intelligence are not friends

I think he is starting to realise how he's actually just a Tory irl.

If we were Holla Forumsyps, we would now be checking doubles like a bunch of retards.

In stead, do something useful: if you are a britbong, spend your remaining time getting out the vote. Young people don't poll well because they don't show up - if you get the youth vote out, you beat the polls.

Westminster is just one constituency, don't lose hope just yet


I laughed at that, I hope it was a joke.

Someone should cap it for later.


What sucks is allot of britbongs probably agree with him, and are young.

Sargon went full Holla Forumstard a while ago.

Ok

He is unironically perhaps the dumbest internet personality when it comes to politics.
He's certainly the one I have the most contempt for. At least most ancaps can label themselves accurately.

No that means the voting intention for people for the westminster election…. (not the westminster seat, which is the Cities of London and Westminster).

But isn't this fag supposed to be a supporter of free speech ? Can't this retarded dumbass use his brain for once ? Jesus Christ, in what way is Sargon a liberal ? Won't he vote for his ideas for once ? Does he support zero-hours contracts ? Does he support saudi arms sales ? Does he support cuts to NHS ? Does he support """"regulating"""" the Internet ?

Sargon supports Sargon getting youtube bux.

I have a bad feeling about this…

It's all about what should be called brownbaiting with a hint of redbaiting. It's all about fear and shekels.

sargon supports getting autistic internet money

just imagine, there are people on 4/Holla Forums who are going to vote tories
I hope may cucks them hard, they're fucking asking for it

hayek was right xD

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

I have the worst sense of dread that people are too cucked to notice or care. And if that latest poll says anything, we're going to be living in a police state inside of a lifetime.

Sorry for pessimism, I'm just extremely concerned.

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Load up a VPN and grab your improvised munitions and firearms booklets while you can!

at least they will lose their access to all their dumb fashy websites under may

although rip /britleftypol/ as well

The only thing that can make me happy right now is Sargon in a gulag

(You)
brit/pol/ please leave, the adults are trying to have an intelligent discussion
Also: thanks for being a good goy :^)

Have fun when your favourite board is blocked.

goodbye mate

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For all the good it does, I'm still going to cast my vote, even though it looks like we're taking the next step towards 1984

This, even thought it looks bleak: still vote, get your mates to vote, get your family to vote. Go down fighting,

Better, not great, but better.

38% is good. It puts Labour in the hung parliament territory.

This would be good enough for Corbyn to have a Blairite purging mandate. I'll settle for that. Let the Tories take the hit when they bungle Brexit and the crisis of London's collapse hits. Better yet, make it a Tory-LibDem coalition, but the gang of May would have to lose some for that.

Who /red jihad/ here?

Does he support the IRA? Does he hate Britain? Does he support islamist groups? Does he think you should jump in the back of the white van of a man who offers him more candy than the tories do?

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The Tories support Saudi Arabia

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Something Sargon has read about numerous times in the past.

may winning ends the independence meme for at least 5 years

really the only good thing to come from a may win is shutting you dumb nationalist cunts up for a while

Why does this say that it's my post?

Labour won 56 in '97, Just watch it when the SNP lose Moray: a seat they have held since the start and one which will kick Robinson out of Westminster.

Corbyn supports the salafists saudi arabia exports to Britain. Saying the tories supporting saudi arabia is like saying they support maoism because of hinkley point.

Not him, or a Scots nationalist but

>not preparing for Operation Mitzvah

Imma sending mah shitposting powers over from germoney Cobryn is a hope not only for you but for all of europe.
GET HIM TO FUCKING WIN IT'D BE THE SECOND BEST THING YOU GUYS DID SINCE BOMBING US

When there were something like 72 seats up for grabs.
Seriously doubt they will. Indeed, I doubt they'll drop below 50 seats despite all the wanking. (They'll certainly go below 56, but hey.)

Weird, it's doing the same for me.

another german here
unironicly agree

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

Do we live near each other or something?

I'm pretty sure this isn't my post.

Wow, never met a German that appreciated the RAF from England winning the war. I mean sure us winning the war but he specific bombing was pretty dickish: Dresden was apparently a lovely place.

The Tory support of Saudi Arabia is pretty clear.
youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

Oh wait, I think I get it, the dude just wrote (You) next to the number of the post.

Maybe. Do you live in England?

nope

This is Nazbol HQ, Operation Mitzvah is go. We are scrambling the sites IPs so that sharing of revolutionary documents goes untraced by the government.

Operation Mitzvah is go!

(You)

youtube.com/watch?v=E4r4E68ykPA

Oh that's a shame I was hoping you could get me a visa.

So much for the antiestablishment right

Explains a lot

It's alright, I'd be angry too if I lived in England.

I am no longer angry, I just feel a constant simmering sense of disgust.

mfw

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Small methodology change here, which increases the Tory lead by one point. Pretty encouraging poll tbh.

Why do Corbynites always make a point of saudi arabia, while they're perfectly fine with the salafism it exports?

t. daily mail pro

rope.png

I made a thread for that image on 4chan's pol, got zero responses

It's ogre.

New yougov poll has Labour down by 3.

I just hope it's not too heavy a defeat in terms of seats

post the link and we'll falseflag and bump

Looks like best we can hope for is a hung parliament

it was when it first came out, a couple days ago

Let the Tories eat the plates of shit they've been cooking up for years while blocking them from doing anything else to finally get rid of them for good.

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Looking at the yougov data they only have Labour ahead in London by 4 points….

Hmm.

Explain this shit

Hello, America. Are you having fun taking part in our elections?

Let's not cry conspiracy theory, that's Holla Forums tier shit.

this yougov poll has selfreported young voter turnout of just over 60%, that is weighted down to most likely ~50 or even lower

ALL ABOUT TURNOUT REEEE

There have been three terror attacks in like two weeks. Fear makes people break right, even if the dumb Tory domestic and foreign policy will only make security worse.

It's a perfectly legitimate concern.
uspoliticsinfo.com/2017/02/21/wikileaks-obama-ordered-cia-to-interfere-in-elections-in-france/

I'm willing to bet the whole student loans promise will at least notch things up a bit. I mean, this poll,doesn't account for everyone everywhere.

So, whenever the left stand a chance, a load of terror attacks happen, and despite in this case everyone agreeing going right on it is a bad idea, they're all going right anyway? It's a pretty handy excuse that terror makes people go right, in that case.

People are always going on about young people not voting but I'm pretty sure the majority of people I know at least voted last time. Do I just not know normal people?

No party has the capacity to deal with the modern threat, and no you dumb fucks an end to economic imperialism isn't going to stop squat.

Wasted trips. Economic imperialism ending would be a step towards solving the terror problem.

One party has the capacity to diminish the threat: Labour. Another has the capacity to use it as an excuse to curb internet freedom. I hope you at least cum when mummy May pegs you.

hmm i dunno m8 tricky one

Yeah I know. I'm obviously in the minority. Was just curious if you lads know many people who don't vote.

Until Holla Forums accepts that false flag terrorism is real they will never understand how fully voting the right out of power will reduce terrorism's power.

Fuck off

remember Gladio
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio

Funnily enough, 18-24 self reported turnout is higher than the 25-49.

I wonder whether that's because of Labour's promise to abolish tuition fees…

Remember that at least one of the Libyan terrorists in the recent attacks was literally an MI5 asset.

The Reichstag Fire was a false flag attack, idiot. Mainstream academic history records literally hundreds of false flag attacks influencing history.

Source?

While I don't think that May is responsible, or that everything is responsible because of a group of individuals, a few people here and there deliberately nudged at least one of the attacks. Be it the Saudis, deep state, or Americans.

People like this

refuse to even acknowledge this history, because they're status conscious pricks who only care about looking respectable.

Not him, but the father was snatched by state sec when he was in press terms grabbed for a witness interview. A convoy of armoured vehicles went to grab him from a rough area of Libya, and he had history with British intelligence.

Being completely genuine, what conclusions do you draw from reading this article?
theguardian.com/world/2008/feb/15/bae.armstrade

snip

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I don't think anyone disputes that it happens.

There's just a difference between "it happens sometimes" and "THERE WAS NO PLANE 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB"

Ah, here we go:
medium.com/insurge-intelligence/isis-recruiter-who-radicalised-london-bridge-attackers-was-protected-by-mi5-232998ab6421

dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/
WHITE POWER

According to this annoying training thing that I have to fill out for work. According to this almost anything can make you become an extremist. It's also pushing me to write about "British Values"


Mines at a church.

Please tell me this image is forged.

there obviously was a plane
the question is who was flying it, under then instruction of who

Huh, almost like


No shit.

Good stuff

This is what people could look at without cynicism 20 years ago. The thing with things is that they're not things at all.

There's further nuance. Beyond full-on "The Pentagon was actually hit by a cruise missile and the WTC was pulled by demo charges", there's the lesser conspiracy theory that the hijackers were known and their scheme was intentionally allowed to go ahead by the CIA.

Given the history of the CIA dealing cocaine to fund weapons for Contras to launder to Iran during Reagan, or Bush I telling Iraq that invading Kuwait would be fine, that's far from a stretch.

damn nigga
(good thing the most extremist act i can think of is guyanising myself in the cupboard.)


late 90s britain was quite possibly the only place scarier than mid-2010s britain.

pub voting master race

Good idea.

OR the CIA funding the Mujihadeen OR the CIA funding Suhartoes regime OR the cia funding Pinochet OR the faking of the gulf of tonkin OR…

Varg get out it's past your bedtime

You best be on a VPN lad

It's shot in such a bizarre fashion. What a plot twist though.
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Things really have gotten better though. Healthier, wealthier, better educated…

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gonna play this on rinse fm tbh, in the middle of a junglist set

i miss the feeling that THINGS could get better
i miss having hope for the future of my country

UKIP or bust niggas

everything is shit

also, wealthier is dubious too, we've had an unprecedentedly shit decade and the next recession hasn't even hit yet: ft.com/content/d56b46f6-b237-11e6-9c37-5787335499a0

christ, at least pretend john smith would have been the reincarnation of christ had Blair not (probably) murdered him.

Blair was a Tory shitbag from day one.

It's exclusively worth voting just to nullify the stupid argument of "if you didn't vote you can't complain"

John Smith was on the right of the party too, and against unions.

There's less crime, less teenage pregnancies, less drug abuse.. the coming sodom and gomorra that was predicted in the 90's didn't come. Doesn't stop The Fall being an ideological necessity, on that right and left can agree.

lol, no it isn't

I used to vote Green just to do this. Then I could rant about FPTP unchecked.

CAN ONLY GET BETTER

t. 18 years old/35 and never learnt a single lesson

Sargon posts fabricated racist quote (14 words) attributed to Corbyn. His followers cannot tell it's a joke and end up agreeing with it.

I saved these - am I gonna be on some watch list now by the porky?

Blairite memes are an actual thing, what a world

Voting is worth it purely to piss off the hobbyist leftists who just got into theory a couple months ago and have delusions of themselves being some sort of vanguard.

holy crap!!! SPREAD THIS

I know that in the end all of these altright ecelebs are specks on the political landscape, merely opportunistically milking an audience of retards but I would unironically take great pleasure in seeing Sargon violently murdered.

He was at the worst cautious. Blair was a busy-bee-bastard.


I'll take a doubling of crime and as many pregnant teens as there are young people, just give me some drugs and a pay increase.
(I mean, first I'd have to get a job, but y'know it's the thought that counts…)

Though I'd also semi-seriously make an argument to the extent of "all statistics showing decline are real, all statistics showing improvement have been doctored" due to the nature of the market stalinist state. (Minor crimes? No no no, those were suspicious occurrences… a-la Adam Curtis' "The Trap") It's not literally true, but it reflects reality most accurately. Things aren't getting better, they're at best stagnant and they're at worst (read: they are certainly.) sitting at the precipice.

It's not even just Britain, internet's fucked too, everything's fucked.

nah we are just an ironic left wing board

everyone here loves global capitalism

If Britain ends up like Greece then Sargon is going to very quickly find himself shot by a moped assassin.


You're already on a watch list because you're here. Luckily the manpower to keep tabs on the people on it is tiny, and the list is ever expanding. You're basically someone that steals car radios in the eyes of the state.

If Britain takes Theresa May's no deal Brexit route Britain will end up much like Greece.

one last time

Good. The British people have a choice and they finally have to suck up their pride and take it. For years they've demanded a politician with principles, who didn't cheat his expenses, who has the common interests of the working person at heart, who was like them, but principled. They used to say they'd vote for Hitler compared to the shitshow of career politicians, and then suddenly they get the one they described, and all of this goes out of the window. What they really meant was that they wanted Hitler. Good luck to them, because the majority rely on the work of the youth, and they'll suffer like they made us suffer for years. They'll be the ones that need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps, and they won't be able to. Good riddance.

Stop I can only get so erect.

I'm Dutch, and if even one of our newspapers ever had a headline like that it would be a scandal. British press is savage as fuck.

Can't Jeremy persecute in justice newspapers that call him a marxist ? Isn't that defamation or however you anglophones call it ?

The weirdest bit in my opinion is how different it is to the tv press.

ah yes, those prosperous times of >10% unemployment. (but at least we beat the shit out of pampas mexicans.)

also reminder that we still had moderate real wage growth between 1970 and 1979 whereas 2009-2019 will be a complete write off even without Brexit. A promise to take Britain back to the 1970s is a promise of improvement.

Blair is a meme.

they're on to us

Jezza is a marxist though, and good on him. He used to write a weekly column for the Morning Star.

#wearethe2%

Thank you institutional racism!

They searched my whole bag last time.

I mean it was a military bag with a metric tone of electrics in it but still.

"Name a more iconic duo" may may potential?

How do you know?


You're fucked.

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Tories are going to win a strong majority

kill me now

Will he stay in leadership?

Yes, he said he would and he's a strong man

Nah, at worst they'll come off the same with a weakened leadership.

Yes.
t. Labour Party member

I have faith in the YouGov model. They explained their model as in pic. If young voters turn out in big numbers it will be a victory for Labour.

I'm confident at the very least we'll get a hung parliament.

Why dont you think conservatives won't make big gains?

Laddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

link research-live.com/article/news/the-pollsters-experimental-election/id/5023222

SURVATION IS OUT


CONSERVATIVES 41 (+1)
LABOUR 40 (+1)

hhnnnnnngh

Because they've run a completely fucking awful campaign compared to 2015 and Corbyn has galvanised a huge number of people that are weighted in the polls. The Labour Party will not be recovered by the Blairites, unless they kill Corbyn with a heart attack, which wouldn't surprise me.

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WE'RE COMING BUCKO

REV
UP
THOSE
TOOTHBRUSHES

SHUT IT DOWN

realistically he wont make it to the next election - who do we support after he leaves Lewis?

Don't know if you're British or not but a lot of people have turned away from him here.
They'd get more votes then he would honestly

violent, bloody revolution

The party has been couped, the unions and popular movements control it now. It's not important.

Which county?

Clive Lewis is easily the best placed to take him over.

Will he gulag the porkies. I don't think me or my family can survive another 5 years of this shit.

Arbeiter! Bauern!

delusion

no way a milquetoast blairite shill gets the yoof support like corbyn
no way there would be a #grimeforeagle

are you even british?

defeatism rising

He's not leaving. And Clive Lewis stabbed him in the back.

archive.is/M8rxT

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You're right. But mobilising mythical non-voters only takes politicians so far. The only elections labour have won in the last half century were the ones where they managed to win over Tories. Clive with his army background is the only guy I can see gunning for the "patriotic" working class vote.

tbf he has backed Corbyn all the way and only objected to Corbyn using the whip on article 50. Happy to be proven wrong on this because I don't want to misplace my judgment.

England

A lot of people just don't like him from the left, they find he's either too hard left or too soft on terrorist groups which has led to him seeming anti-British. Of course his voter base is very vocal but you've got to think of the swing. voters

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Let's hope Survation is as accurate as they were last time.

Good Night Comrades.

wired.co.uk/article/election-polls-labour-conservative-winner

One last ray of hope

inb4 the UK goes full V for Vendetta

Fuck off back to Holla Forums you Trump loving spastic yank

Irrelevant. They're an ad company and not part of the British Polling Council.

wew

Lad it's late, I got the opinions from my uni area, the seat i'll vote in (not my uni area) is blue through and through

time to end it all lads

What are you even doing? Are you dense or just paid up or what?

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U wot?

Have faith in our glorious leader.

Holy shit, this guy is literally an American shill. What the fuck?

Holy shit this guy is thick as fuck

shareblue have gotten involved to shill for may it seems

can't say i'm surprised

Pepper lad into your sentences a bit more faggot, it will really make your shit look realistic.

The hell is going on with the polls right now?
All over the fucking place mun.

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Literally why?

m8 check the thread out, we've attracted American shills. These fucks are messing with our elections.

What if the spread is 18 points, and survation is 28 points off, in the opposite direction, and Labour wins by 17 percentage points?

really jogs the noggin

What the fuck happened to this sentence?? I'm so tired and nervous.

Any truth to something like this happening?

OH!, What's occurring boyo?

Rich Indians vote Tory actually. What a surprise eh?

So wait a second, from what I can gather the yougov model could be way off because the youth vote is weighted as fuck

It was obvious from his accent, that's what upper class posh twats sound like just so you know.

Mainly because they hate Muslims

It has Labour ahead in London by only 4 points as well.

I have a feeling they were getting worried that they were so far off the others that they weighted as much as they could to increase the Tory vote - i.e. herding.

Is that what happened in the burger election?

I fucking knew it. Ever since the numbers started sliding, I've smelled a rat. Still, let us hope that labour has swung enough of the youth and others to make this a win.

I can't believe I've just realised this.

Do you remember the rhetoric they used to spout? Did you notice how certain absolutes dropped off the earth?

Based

Absolutely fucking top kek lad

Just go to the fucking votebooths and take as much people with you as you can.

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Good idea, greatest ally!

true

some of you are alright, don't go and vote tomorrow

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this is your brain on ideology

Fuck off shill

ITT: Shareblue

Requesting mods.

Yes, it is all futile fellow comrades

first sensible post in this thread

if voting for corbyn changed anything, then why is it allowed?

The bots are trying to get witty.

Hahaha so true, fellow uk prole

We're going to torch your embassy and kill you for this, faggot.

Lmao are we seriously being raided this desperately?

WE NEED MORE BUNKERS

So will the Daily Stormer endocrine Corbyn help or hurt Corbyn’s chances of winning.

dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

this seems like a more advanced form of raid

usually poltards expose themselves and go full 1488 within 3 posts
this might well be a structured, organised libshit raid

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me

Burgerfriend here, we had literal paid CTR shills straight in from Reddit during the US presidential election.

No such things during the French presidential election, though, so I guess either this anglophone board wasn't important enough to the frogs, or Melancheon wasn't intimidating enough.

the jewish community are already fully against corbyn
and they have been raising such a stink about fuck all, it's a case of boy who cried wolf, no one else really care about the corbyn is anti-semitic meme anymore

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bros whats the chances of a corbyn win? odds trackers are saying around 10%. is this accurate?

Weird, I doubt it's the same people behind both but you're right this is definitely not a Holla Forums raid. Bright side is that it might indicate tory victory isn't the foregone conclusion it's being made out to be for the past day

It's the United States government, you can tell by the weird replies and bot like responses.
Sorry lads, but the USA is intervening in our election.

Theres no chance lad, 1000 year tory reich

A percentage of what you should get from privatisation in your current field of work has been held with your current employers accountant for pension purposes. Collect it in 30 years.

reddit.com/r/youtubehaiku/comments/6fui2b/poetrywhats_the_naughtiest_thing_you_ever_did/

youtube.com/watch?v=BEECpMBhq-U

Reminder for blairites after the election:
youtube.com/watch?v=sj9neWBkw3w

He was wearing a Lacoste jacket.


Source please.

Shmargon of Makkad: The Daily Stormer Endorses Jeremy Corbyn

youtube.com/watch?v=mrHPFN6Kt58

tl;dw: Corbyn=nazi

why does he shill for mummy may so hard

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Cuz he's a """"""""classical liberal""""""""

A mix of being uber spooked on muslims (he literally said he's voting purely on the issue of immigration even though May already broke her promise of reduced immigration several times over) and being kind of a zionist shill himself

I want him back lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6RnipJFiQ

Gotta keep the cuckbucks flowing.

Holla Forums is better at being Holla Forums than Holla Forums

Is it humanely possible to be more cucked than Holla Forums and the alt-right?

I literally shill for physical removal of kikes, nationalization of banking and key industry and anti-EU against the the alt-right now lmao

When you are so cucked that literal communists end up representing your issues better

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The company's record isn't too bad tho

No.

Truly the Minutemen of the modern age.

Divorce dad, the shitposter, and the 28 year old bachelor.

we join the CPGB-ML and support the ascent of Chairman Brar

Watching my town die and my prospects decline. Knowing I'll be a corpse before I see a pension, even if I never do myself in.

That goes without saying. I have the misfortune live in Britain without much hope of emigration. (Although in any case, this remains fantasy since neoliberalism is a poison without borders, if anything worse in the white commonwealth.)

Even though I understand the modelling this is really fucking with my head since I normally hold to "look at the trend, not the polls" and a trend like the one we've seen in this campaign should see Corbyn grabbing the moon standing atop his 650 MPs, if you hold to that logic rigidly.


They never really did, though. 1997 was won on Tories staying in bed, not Tories voting Labour. Hence why even 1997 had the lowest turnout of any postwar election thusfar.

Can I ask why all British people and all Germans have dementia

You can, but remember, kiddo, the dementia runs deeper in burgerland.

bloody splitters

Britain and America are both equally demented in their own way.

Israel cuck

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Welfare didnt make black people poor. It just kept them poor.

It is criminal that elections are not held on a Sundays.

Voting Tory for nuclear first strike

I dont know, but why are we feeding him views tho?

What are the British "I don't really care about politics" centrist retards going to vote? Tory?

they'll say, in open, "oh i don't care about voting. both choices are bad for me. corbyn is stupid, may is stupid." but in secret they're usually all tory voters.

GRASS WAR NOW!

Is that photo leftist or reactionary?

when do booths open?

Been open for 1 hour already

any early exit pols?

When will the results be out. Answer in how many hours from now

what are you hiding from us?

10pm brit time methinks but thats only for exit polls, and thse tend not to be to accurate either as it goes by constituency and national vote share means nothing.
so it means wait for numbers to come all night till morning of the next day

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Burger here, pulling for all my friends across the pond!

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Morning lads. You don't need your polling card to vote do you? 'cause if not I'll just go straight from work.

rt.com/uk/391285-google-trends-uk-election/

MP selection for the general election is only 3 years away, whence all of Blair's red Tories can finally be purged.

no u dont need ur card. just ur ID

It is easier to take your card though.

ID also isn't necessary

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Why bother asking yourself, why bother considering the plethora facts on your own, when you can simply acquire prefabricated answers and opinions from your friendly neighborhood search-engine at the slim cost of a few clicks?

Yeah, I must admit that studying the opinions, observations and perspectives of other people and expert analysts is — as studying the actual politicians, their history, promises and policies — an essential part in proper gathering of available data to make ones decisions upon, but I doubt my health can afford the optimism to expect such thought and consideration from the ones whom are behind inquiries such as those. Fuck!

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Tbf it's a good job, pretty good pay for the hours spent.

every may you count is a dead prole

What, you get payed for this? In Germany, people get randomly selected and have to carry out their "civic duty" to count the ballots/organize the election. I only got a meal for lunch and beer after the counting after 10h of work on a Sunday.

germany here and it is not like this.
you sign up to do it, and in some places you even get paid for it

It sure is, especially considering it used to be a one off pay for the whole night. p/h is a good deal.

iseedeadpeople

stop killing the proles

it is your communist duty to chew and swallow as much may votes as possible

Everyone knows that disliking low Autism Level savages who rape and bomb you is just so uncouth to we enlightened leftist traitors. Everyone knows that social class matters more than the biological reality of race. Hindus need to take their meds tbh. All brown people are exactly the same as each other - and white people: except white people are more evil…except white people who advocate for class warfare: they're super based.

Forgot you could do this. Is it viable to do if you work 9-5?

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Is this a markov chain bot? More buzzwords please

absolutely, given that you can operate on 4 hours of sleep the next day.

It's your duty to the proletariat to hide as many Tory votes as possible in your mouth

Indeed. With all of the programs on offer to black people, and the whole of the establishment pandering to them - it is quite obvious that their failures are down to genetic factors.

Fair enough. Will probably sign up for it next time it comes around then.

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where are the proofes?

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Spooks.
Class warfare.
Class consciousness.
Bourgeoisie.
Social construct.

Hope these will suffice, fellow edgy adolescent traitor.

you sit in a a room with dozen of other people, and if the vote counts don't match up they will get you.
you could try defacing the ballot papers making them not count.
you'd still be caught

Chubby Bunny

look out for this on the news. i'll start a NAZBOL gang in prison.

My lad, if you live in a safe tory constituency, burn the fucking votes and take them all to hell with you

That explains a lot

This. Also there will be vigilantes all around me.

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You tried.

The future of Brittain.

I guarantee every antifa member brought before a judge is pissing their pants at the thought of being locked up in bellmarsh

Come on, mate….you just aren't seeing the opportunities. Once Mohammed, Muhammed and Mohamed have finished enriching his arsehole, they'll likely be well up for hearing about how the bourgeoisie have been oppressing them and how the only solution is to team up with disgusting traitors to their own race and culture, with a view to tearing both down.

Try again.

you don't need anything

twitter.com/toadmeister/status/870695448620576769

voting labour just so this happens

pretty much
after all class consciousness transcends cultural and lingual barriers, not being able to understand english and assuming all white people are kaffir slaves wont interfere in enlightening them to revolutionary thought

reminder to not get your hopes up

the state of the replies from those journalists. middle class centrist journalists must have some sort of fucking brainworm.

So you're telling me there's a chance?

One might come to the conclusion that the main reason leftists shill so hard for mass immigration, which, on the surface, would appear to negatively impact upon the working classes first and foremost, is that unintelligent brown folk can be relied upon to support the insane, anti-civilisation ideologies of envy that the jews have created.

labour is down by 13%, so you ae telling me there is no chance?

may is intent on sabotaging the tories as much as possible and theres widespread vote rigging by lefties so theres a chance
remember the establishment doesnt want
Brexit and May is establishment


when has marxism ever prevailed in revolution in a country with high literacy before the 'revolution'

youtube.com/watch?v=2WcuZHpbuUE

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And all it cost them was a few dead kiddies!

When does the Holla Forums stream start

But the wast majority of muslims are either reactionary or apolitical.

BBC coverage starts 21:55 BST, I would guess around that time

we're doing a leftypol stream?

Newsanon said he would

Newsanon truly is the leader of the Holla Forums vanguard

The vast majority of muslims (like most immigrant groups) vote for left wing parties who hate their own race and civilisation, and pander ceaselessly to foreigners.
Muslims are using the left, but the left are too deluded and cucked to see this: so will continue prepping the bull.

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dat burn

NewsAnon is based af! Hope this goes well

hmmmm

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will there be champagne?

Of course

they'll be showering in it

Same, how the fuck do you allow these to happen? Or simply why does anyone buy that shit?

I have a lot of respect for the UK but goddamn it.

old people subscribe to it
the rest read it for free on the bus, at the employment office or while unrolling their fish and chips

Because the IPSO is the Lib Dems of regulatory bodies.

OFCOM and the ASA are generally quite good but press standards over here are shocking.

says the kurdish communist
wonder what the standards for free and unbiased tabloids are among the peshmerga

Oh for the love of god LURK MORE

oh i dont know or care what the YPG is all i know is what the fuck are you doing in Britain?

Trying to live. Just like anyone else.

absolute cancer
the Ukrainian National oncology ward is less cancerous than you

Vote lib dem. Corbyn opposes legal weed

nope
if he just wanted to live he could have stayed in the ME
he wants to live in a higher standard of living without doing anything necessary to earn it
a parasite

Even ASA is a bit shit since iirc it can't regulate political advertising with any real power.

Yeah you might be right actually.

Lol wtf are you doing and why the fuck do you just assume he is from the middle east?

What do you expect from Holla Forumsacks?

CHAIRMAN MAO-STYLE BICYCLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pathetic.

Not an argument, faggot

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How fucked are we boys?

its a primarily kurdish ME based organisation wtf does it have to do anything with being in Britain?

Fam, this might come as a shock, but anons can post with the flag without actually being members of the YPG.

The fuckin late ukip surge. Probably 'cause no one wants to admit their ukip beforehand

They've probably only just sobered up after Brexit tbh.

He is just using the flag because he supports them.

Isn't that just herding?

Honestly he never really stood much of a chance, as much as I wanted him to. Still an impressive display by Corbyn I'd say.

fair point

you know, the 90s really were a big turning point for capitalism in the first world
things couldn't go better, everything had been stagnant for a while and it only got worse over time, and now we're witnessing increasing poverty for the first time since forever

things can only get revolutionary

Wearing a beret that way is a crime.

if the tories win boomers will have to be physically removed

The ultimate kulaks.

Luckily a lot of Tory consultancies have a lot of fields already so they can easily be converted.

I was thinking more along the lines of the Hutu-Tutsi style massacres

1970s neoliberalism & 1980s neoconservatism had already caused poverty to climb. What made the 1990s special was the USSR's collapse finally removing the last semi-plausible justification for this privation.

When things refused to change for the triumphant even in a globally unipolar power structure, there was nowhere left to go except irony, sarcasm, cynicism, and nihilism.

the absolute maddest of lads
twitter.com/sadcat786/status/872533061199679492

of to lateshift wageslaving i go
hopefully back in time for devastation by exit polls

10 bucks it was anal fisting, sniff

Fun fact: Brian May from Queen is voting Corbyn :D

This man has been so viciously vilified by most of the British Press it's amazing he is still standing - and standing proud. His manifesto is absolutely dedicated to eradicating unfairness in Britain, and the rest of his policies - including animal welfare issues - is hard to fault from any Decent point of view. We cannot fail to endorse Jeremy Corbyn - in the certain knowledge that Parliament and Britain are the better for having this man in the HOC. And suddenly - with a Theresa May having exposed her weakness and lack of empathy, Mr Corbyn does not look so unelectable as PM.

Bri

For all the virtue signalling, hot-button nonissue pseudopolitical spectacle I have to put up with in the US, I'm glad nothing resembling "muh fox hunting" has been a national campaign issue since the cringey PETA "fur is murder" days of the '90s.

i voted labour

Surprise, a psychopathic Ameriburger doesn't care about animals, or 'food' as he better knows them. Were going to have to put bullets in all you fat fucks, otherwise you'll destroy the planet because you refuse to stop factory farming cows, gluttonous twats.

Eh, I like foxhunting as a "fuck you" issue.
I care about the welfare of foxes. I don't even see it as erzatz class-war. Just, y'know, fuck you, we're not having it.

The only possibility I can think of is that it's some kind of perverse anti-English-culture-for-fear-of-imperialism thing, but I think that would be a stretch to breaking point. Arbitrary cruelty is probably a better explanation - just towards human hobbies rather than orange vermin.

This 2bh. Unnecessary cruelty to animals is subhuman tier.

Fox hunting and making clothes from fur are objectively bad things user.

I'm not an animal activist but I'd agree with killing animals in unnecessary ways.

I'd agree with NOT killing in unnecessary ways, fuck.

What he said

they're not vermin
I used to be against it for conservation purposes but then I found out without hunting they're actually in danger of overpopulating since they havent had a natural predator in the UK since all the wolves were hunted to extinction

Just being dismissive because, as noted, I don't really care about foxes.
If they were just shooting them in a green-brown jacket on foot I probably wouldn't care.

It's not entirely about the foxes. It's a jab at the aristocrats who live lavishly from their huge inheritance.

Toffs love fox hunting, anything that makes them miserable is fine by me.

the English aristocracy is almost entirely dead thanks to Labour reforms done in 1999
they've been replaced with globalist oligarchs, saudi billionaires and CCP magnates

You need to re-read your peter hitchens, rose tinted lad.

This.

And to add to that, I honestly doubt they'd give just anyone autonomy to do this, it's gonna be people that can afford to pay up for licensing to clear up the pests surrounding their country houses or w/e while the rural poor get fuck all and possibly suffer even more.

there's probaby a better way to solve overpopulation than running them down so they can get ripped apart by dogs or whatever the posh bastards actually do during the hunts (don't know, never seen/read about one)

the dogs usually rip their throats out when they catch them from what ive seen
dont even know how this tradition evolved tbh I think its an edwardian thing
even the victorians would still just use a rifle or a shotgun and use a bloodhound to flush them out into the open

good morning britbongs

I was looking at cute pictures of dogs at your polling stations and thought I'd pop in here and see if you guys had any hope

We have hope that we might've finally killed Blairism, once and for all. We may lose this election, but we have won already in the long term.

Its okay user, 95% of the world agrees, when the cannibalism hits after the collapse, the fat burgers full be unable to run and the burger will become the burger. The meek will inherit the earth in this fashion

should make provision for a few thousand young members of momentum to chase the toff cunts around their estates for a couple weeks every summer

Only if you can rip their throats out at the end.

Well, that's good enough I guess. I saw a poll yesterday from a relatively new group (Qriously) that had Labour leading at +3 or something. Buuuut that one came with a lot of caveats.

my boy just sent me this, let's go lads

Honestly, unless our boy wins today, I don't think that'll happen, prepping for another coup attempt but trying to remain optimistic overall.

I have no hope, only bloodlust

Some of the biggest polling station queues have been reported at universities.

This may be a good sign for Labour as it is hoping for its plan to scrap tuition fees to boost the youth vote. The polls showing the smallest leads for the Conservatives are based on the assumption that many more young people will turn out to vote in this election than in 2015.

There have been long queues of students voting at the University of East Anglia - in a Norwich south, a seat won in 2015 by Labour’s Clive Lewis.
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/08/general-election-2017-uk-polling-day-live

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How many hours until there are some results?

Like midnight or some shit for any vague attempt at results. Even then it's bascially nothing solid until the early hours.

Is the order different on each slip?

Why does it take so long in the UK? Here in Austria early results are announced at like 5pm.

They like to have the polls open as late as possible so people can go after work and stuff.

gotta have tea sometimes, m8

10-11hrs at the earliest, although we may not see any results until, like, 3am depending on how long the counts take.

Oh shit, didn't realize. We have them on Sundays so that makes sense.

All hail Britannia

we have 3x the people you do fam

NewsAnon, if you're gonna stream the Comey testimony you better get on it soon

Hope this thread can continue to live after the election tbqh. It's pretty nice

Get in here lads.

LEFTYPOL ELECTION/COMEY STREAM

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

So what is Stormfront's reasoning behind endorsing Corbyn?
Is it some sort of accelartionist stance?

I think it's more cynical than that. They know their public endorsements will sink him. that's all.

Only slightly accelerationist, in the economic dimension. They really believe Corbyn is against Israel and bankers.

May classified anti-semitism as hate-speech or something while the Blairites tried to make political capital out of "Labour's anti-semitism issue"
Also Ken Livingstone's whole thing, I guess.

I doubt stormfags have that kind of reach tbh.

The "rich people will just move their money" argument is an annoying one

I think they're well aware that some media org will pick it up. They got seriously pissed at David Duke endorsing Trump in 2016, because media ran with it. Makes sense that they would in the future use that tactic to smear candidates they don't like.

It's a tacit admission they don't even believe their own free market/competition bullshit

Capital controls need to be reinstated, all across the world

Tax havens exist already. Rich people already use that. Whatever tax rate the industrial world comes up with, these tax havens can go lower. Raising tax on the rich by 2% won't change anything drastically from the status quo.

When will results come in? (post ya timezone)

t. dumb burger

5pm EST

Thank you.

Who else /preparing for 1000 year tory reich/?
Can't wait for the NHS to become private and for the internet to be outlawed
Life's great in Airstrip One, amirite lads?

when will the first exit polls come out?

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I don't get the fox hunting thing either, here in Norway foxes are some of the animals you are allowed to hunt on for the longest part of the year, and also the one that is easiest to get a hunting license on from the land owner. Hell, some places they even pay you to hunt them. I guess in england fox hunting just means that faggy shit with horse and dogs?

Sally LePage as in the lass who guest starred on Tom Scott's channel last summer?

Will there be riots if Corbyn loses by a slim margin?

Looks like it, yes.

This. Shooting foxes is still permitted, exhaustion hunting with dogs is forbidden.

I wonder what Eric Arthur Blair would think of this

Did anyone get any Tories knocking on your door this year? Pretty sure some came when I was out and I'm pissed I couldn't have a shout at them.

He'd get pissed off that he had to learn to use an iPad just to compile a list of lefties. :^)

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I don't snitch, I do the deed myself.

Daily reminder that if you don't vote Tory you are a race traitor.

Exactly 10pm.

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Preferably from gallows

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I don't see how it makes sense for a ethnat to vote tory. Explain your logic to me.

Solid post mate.


There might be a couple of marches or some shit but nothing interesting.

Listed alphabeticaly by candidate surname.

when are the first exit polls released?

10 they do them as soon as voting ends

Interesting article in Jacobin about how shitty the Labour branches in Wales and Scotland. It definitely backs up what that one scottish user in this thread was saying about Scottish labour just being power-hungry fucks who just try to undermine the SNP even if that means betraying left-wing principles.

jacobinmag.com/2017/06/wales-corbyn-labour-tories-brexit-farage

Live in one of the closest labour marginals in the country. Pretty sure the fuckin' "pull up your bootstraps, thats what I did" Tory is gonna easily get in.

depressing

Burger here

When are they usually announced?

Just voted Labour desperately want to kick out the Lib-Dem fuck who was has done literally nothing for the past 12 years thankfully the Tories have next to no votes here though.

Results start comming in around 11pm-1am, winner apparent is usually 3-5am and the final result is announced around 12pm the next day.

So the fox hunting ban isn't really a fox hunting ban?

It's a ban on a particular method of hunting foxes.

Gonna vote on the way home from work now. Maybe something exciting will happen it won't

twitter.com/pinkfloyd/status/872720836582617088

David Gilmour endorsement.
CORBYN OPERATES WITH THE POWER OF PROGRESSIVE ROCK NOW.

WIN THE ELECTIONS IN 7/8

Well shit, I voted for the workers party anyway. I actually was wondering what does leftypol think of them?

The Greek communists endorsed them last stormount election. Heres their manifesto:

twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/872502065251184646
goddamn, this cheered me right up. no matter how bad the prospects are for me in my mid-20s, these kids are going to get it worse. :^)

What's excellent about Corbyn allegedly supporting the IRA?

twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/872843671770726400

Leeds North West?

a. didn't happen
b. who cares

What the fuck I love cultural Marxism now

I'm starting to get why old conservatives are baying for a nuclear holocaust, fuck those kids.

Everything

lel

Can't tell if satire…

They posted pictures of a postman sleeping on the job just before the Royal Mail sale.
I wonder who could be behind this.

Is this modern left unity?

Anyone else getting torrential rain? Hopefully that will deter all the old people from going out and voting Tory.

Its actually Hotter and more sunny than all day here. About to go myself.

which belfast consituency? prob a wasted voted to be honest (that said, most NI constituencies pretty safe, another sectarian headcount). WP not relevant as a party to vote for. alright to drink with but the irps are more fun.
'irish industrial revolution' is a good read and represents the workers party at their peak.

Does the UK not allow vote by mail? That's what the olds do in the states.

Wow, forgot to take off shit-posting flag.

its pissin down in ballynahinch

Yeah, don't know if many people do it though.

independent.co.uk/News/uk/home-news/uk-election-2017-the-sun-daily-mail-express-newspapers-fire-burned-binned-jeremy-corbyn-protest-a7778776.html
lol

Meanwhile the guardian loses millions per year and has to be bankrolled by rich people.

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i hope not

When is the winner announced?

fuck the Guardian tbh, its almost like porky assumed control of them because of the Snowden Leaks

You sound like every single grasping Conservative that was butthurt on twitter
twitter.com/nicholascollon/status/872731739969531904

Can people stop fucking asking when the results come out? Either read the thread or google it.

best things in the graun are Owen Jones and Stewart Lee. and the results come out after all the votes are counted

This is satire.

I'm just saying that it's a poor tactic for an anti-capitalist left, and a poor tactic for left-liberals as well. For us, it has no real political content or ambition so its pretty useless. For bootlicking left-liberals it gives money to "the wrong companies".

It's a just a poor strategy, that's all.

Hang on your not me!

But you did understand my point about buying right wing papers when the left wing ones are going extinct due to lack of readership.

Maybe you are me?!?!

sometimes there's value in non-strategic things
not everything has to accord with some overarching strategy

beingsick.jpg

Don't you have SDLP? Failing that Vótail Sinn Fein to kick the unionist pricks out

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Buckets in south belfast. hopefully give a chill to a few of the older DUP voters.

It would be pretty pointless doing it every day of the year but there's some obvious merit to doing it on election day. You are overthinking it, people aren't being exposed to Murdoch on election day = good.

In brexit the opposite happened.
Many young people stayed at home and played Xbox instead of voting due to the poor weather. It hurt the remain vote because more young people intended to vote remain.

I kinda get the feeling that some old people would gladly walk through fire and brimstone to excise their democratic rights.

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Just think next election the news agents will all order extra right wing papers because of the upturn in sales this time around.

Im not hoping a chill stops them voting. im hoping it finishes them off.

Probably not.

1 shekel has been deposited to your account

Shit I voted UKIP.

Really made me think.

SDLP are shite. Literally just Blairites in green.

Sinn Fein are also shite. They don't even take their seats, you may as well just use your voting card for roach paper.

Always makes me laugh that Holla Forums would lick the sweat off the balls of Assad, the president of a socialist nation.

I thought they only endorsed the Wall street Journal?

I dont think posting a picture of him is equivalent to licking his balls.
Why do you think that?

When faced with a lack of options I would take one fewer Tory and vote Sinn Fein. This is the best we can hope for in Fermanagh

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Some people on your side disagree.

Vote them in today, purge them tomorrow.

Assad is part of the Ba'athist party is Syria. An arab SOCIALIST party currently in a coalition government with the communist party of Syria.

But CNN told me they were undemocratic,

The people who do this not being arrested is proof that islam has a more muh privileged status in the UK than the tories.

They can call themselves whatever they want. Doesn't make them socialist.

Shut the fuck up.

but the muslims are the prosecuted ones…

Oh thank god

Great well reasoned response there.

pls leave

lmao

You should be able to burn Qurans, but are bibles prohibited from being burned too?

yet when someone claims the USSR wasn't socialist just because they stuck "socialist" in their name, le "NOT REAL SOCIALISM" AMIRITE GUIES xD #Physicallyremove memespouters come out of the woodwork.

Is that a bad thing?

You mean tories are a religious community ? I always knew they were a cult.

No only qurans strangely.

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no
fuck white people and fuck tories
can't wait for jezza to kick the anuddah shoah into overdrive

Probably not allowed to burn bibles, but Christians don't have the immense amount of butthurt that comes with being a Muslim. You'd probably get in trouble for burning the Torah.

It's more sensible than the shit that can be read in the quran.

Prove me wrong if you can.


No, christians are less muh privileged than muslims in this soon to be sharia state.

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I want Holla Forums to leave

i hate to say he told you so

What's your point? The Guardian is a liberal paper, not a socialist one. I bet you didn't know they use tax havens too.

Keep licking those boots clean like the servile dog you are.

Enoch Powell wouldn't even have been close to the mark if Anglos weren't content to forever vote in warmongering thundercunts and oil guzzling petrosluts.

kek

Jesus fuck lad, if five percent of the population can turn Britain into a Sharia state then they really do have the right God.

Give it to me straight /lefty/, does Jezza really have a chance?

ofcourse not
hung parliament with a tory maj is the best chance
it will also divide the cons immensely

Nah, his best bet is whittling away the Tory majority so the Tory government becomes a toothless blundering shitshow.

We lost our last hope of salvation long before him.

Explain to me how the quran is more sensible than the sun. I'll wait.

So far, the sun has never told me that I will burn in hell forever and ever if I don't worship the imaginary friend of a slave trading, mass murdering, pedophile warlord and live my life according to his bizarre set of superstitions.

I would say a Labour majority has no chance. Maybe 10% that torys loose seats which would be a real fuck up for may

You can actually buy a gun in the UK so as long as you "have a valid reason" on your gun license application for the police when they review it. Oh and your GP must write you a note saying you're sound of mind.

Explain what this has to do with the election or piss off

A Holla Forumsack with an anfem flag is shitting up the whole thread after voting UKIP, thinking he has outsmarted the left somehow. No fam, you just split the conservative vote and done us a favour.

Now, bugger off please.

Like existentialists can save anything..

No

Tory majority or a slim chance of a hung parliament. Labour aren't getting a majority

I have been convincing people to vote UKIP for months tbh.
t. paid up labour party member

You could just debunk what I said if it was easy to do so.

Are you dull? Why do you think I'm calling the quran sensible?

This, thanks for calling all those white people racist.

t. bot

He's just a virtue signaling dimwit, ignore him

Find me where anyone called white people racist, dumb autist

this thread becoming perfect reminder of what happens when u feed trolls. BABY LENIN CRIES EVRY TIEM.

You're fighting against the narrative in their heads. It's not winnable.

How dare you.

First you need to prove that you didnt call white people racist today.

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The US flag is not a nazi flag.

Nah, it's worse. At least the Nazis openly bombed us instead of undermining us at every turn.

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Im not a big fan of religions.

So these people are anti US rather than anti FA?

Holy shit, fuck off to another thread you sperging fucking burger.

forget it user, he's autistic and can't pick up on social cues

It was a yes or no question really.

North Belfast, which is a DUP safe seat. So I thought was if my votes gonna be wasted may as well be for a candidate who advertises themselves as genuine socialists.

It's my first reply to them, I wish the others would stop joining him in his autism.

Speaking of anfems being autistic hbomberguy just uploaded a video about the British elections

This is a British thread you stupid fucking cunt. Go ask the Americans.

I am British.

Ask me anything about Timmy Mallet?
Really quick so I cant google it…

Go…

>the conservatives are going to get 100+ seats more than labour based on polls
>lost hundreds of councillor seats
>labour party will be in tatters with infighting

What do we do after this?

Get rid of the popular vote for leadership within the party.

Funny that all your arguments are so faith-based then, and that you want people to prove a negative.

Really makes you think

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dailystormer.com/today-is-the-day-vote-corbyn-and-endsemitism/

Yeah, it makes the non-donkey brained posters think "I will stop responding to them" and it makes autists like yourself think "best reply to them so that they know they are wrong!".

But thats how corbyn got into power in the first place, do you want the neolib scum in charge again?

I just prayed to kek and he said you're are a nigger.

Like they were ever going to stop shitting up this thread anyway, why the fuck would mocking them make it worse?

I was just here to troll snowflakes but to be honest im warming up to him a lot after reading that.

He's some virgin from /brit/ living in a red area where the majority of the population would kick the shit out of him, this is the only place he can assert his masculinity.

Newfags have to go back.

This is funny writing. We need better left wing tabloids.

It was actually pretty good imo

Yeah it was more his fanbase I was talking about

independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-uk-live-updates-latest-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-winning-polls-seats-majority-labour-a7774696.html

Fuck, I thought the /r/socialism fallout would weed out some of these cunts

Oh boy it's like 2015 all over again!

ehrgh

independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-2017-marginal-seats-voters-unable-vote-admin-errors-a7779981.html

theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/08/general-election-2017-uk-polling-day-live

Teehee whoopsiedaisies turns out we didn't process the new voters or send out postal votes!

Turns out "losing on purpose" was actually "we're going to cheat anyway so who gives a fuck"

are Holla Forumsacks repeatedly posting this because they think this triggers us?

My part has been played. All there's to do now is wait and tell the pessimists that the numbers are being herded and weighted.

I think that may a joke …… or at least I hope it is

You have it backwards. We're posting it because it triggers raiding Holla Forumsacks. The dissonance between seeing real white nationalists back our guy and their belief that they're real white nationalists and not just neocons gives them a conniption every time

The Americans are hacking our elections! This is YOG - Yankee Occupied Government!

Smash the YOG machine!

anyone got a livestream?

Of what?

bbc, or whatever
not in the UK so can't watch it online

Check youtube, but it will be an hour and 45 minutes (10PM GMT) until the polls close, exit polls are released and ballots are counted.

whew

I honestly wonder if they are literate. All they see and complain about is the hammer and the sickle. Emojis totally fucked with their braincells, man. People can't properly read anymore.

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What the fuck is this timeline?

Is he idpol?

Yep

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

That's clearly just a fucking joke.

Current timeline:
8pol and Brit are Neocons/Tories in bed with the Jews
leftypol and stormfags are attempting to dismantle the media and give big business a kicking by forcing through a demsoc into the role as PM

atleast the diehard stormies have principles, Holla Forums goes full cuckservative during elections

Holla Forums has been sucking in edgy center-right normies for a long time.

THIIIIIIIIINGSSSS CAN ONLY GET BETTEEEEEERRR

Are you ready lads?

Real Fascists will sooner ally with Commies than with jewish elites and capitalists
Holla Forums is full of memsters and filthy moderates.

Stormcunts are trying to discredit Corbyn like they did Keith Ellison.
They're not stupid. It's the same with the antisemitic false flags you see everywhere that are blamed on Momentum.

He openly praised Hezbollah and calls for nationalization of british industry

lol no, that's not how it works

White nationalists can fuck off. It's also subtly implying that anti right wing Israel is the same as anti-semitism, which it isn't, so leave memer and all assholes who praise fascists for "durr sticking up for dere principals."

Read Dugin
Neoliberal system is the main enemy

when are the prelims posted?

I'd rather not

Im not a WN, they are retarded
Its a common interest

10PM GMT-ish

No it isn't. I have no problem with a Socialist Israel that returns to pre 1967 borders.

u wot m8? How the fuck is this relevant to real life?

Murdering tories is unironically self-defence

Me too
because that would weaken israel and lessen its grip over region

goddamn why do people fall for this shit? DON'T LEAVE if something like this happens

We need to keep an eye on these seats when the results come in and see how close they were. Keele has just a 600 Tory majority and apparently hundreds of students were turned away.

People have work. Stuff like this is designed to depress turnout among those who work; they can't stand around all day litigating it, while Tory richies will (rightly) raise a stink all day.

Turns out young people have very little life experience and are fresh out of education where everything is dictated to them and they don't have to really stand up to themselves against people in authority.

Nationalization is about the government buying up the large private industries (transport, energy etc) Its nothing to do with nationalism you balloon.
If you're only pretending to be retarded I genuinely commend your abilities.

show us ya tits luv

Apparently you've never heard the term "white nationalism" before?

1 hour Till the polls

Hilariously not how it's going to happen under Corbyn. He's got such a serious hammering he's said "fuck it" and is seizing them, rather than paying for them.

anyone here not voted yet?

Tory majority secured I'd say
Of course there won't be justice.

Good
Fuck the global capitalist elite

the only good nationalising

I haven't and probably won't. I'm in a tory safe seat that has no chance of changing. They constantly get 50%+

I haven't because I don't have the right to vote.

t. literally the only Polish socialist alive

I have heard of it thats how I know it's nothing to do with nationalization.

Im going to stop replying now because I think im being expertly trolled

You need to never shut up about this. Imply that America has stolen our elections etc. We need to pull a Dems + Russia type deal and blame American capital for interference.

Get out my country Zandberg

amber rudd losing her seat apparently

Go and draw a dick on it. Honestly how long would it take you? One chance in your lifetime to actually go and vote a socialist

he's picking up train lines as the leases expire
he's starting a new energy company with it's own power stations
he's buying water companies
no theft will happen


why are so few polish people lefties?

Instead of resorting to fabulism, we can just present the facts as they are: Tory operatives have targeted young voters for voter suppresion.

Leave the Poles alone m8!

I already have - I live in the UK


because people are retarded and think that Socialism = Stalinist

Nazis killed most of the lefties and the national culture was taken over by right-wingers in response to USSR oppression.

It's my country too and Pavel is welcome. GTFO

WEW WEWEW WEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWW

If you Brits have a Paris '68 after this, I would love to come over there and rip up some cobblestones.

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Fucking shame for a country that gave birth to Red Rosa


t-tthanks?

True polish socialism died in 1935 together with Piłsudski

Don't forget that America has messed with Italy in a huge way and interfered with French elections before. May also has Clinton's election fixer on team.

you misunderstood me, im a pole to

Kek, your posting this the other day made me remember I had that picture.

Pilsudski was an horse

Realistically, you should blame Australia for that fucking billionaire that runs all your media

Okay, own up. Who's brown?

Let's face it he's more than likely a CIA asset.

America's historic role in Italy and France has been extensive; latest French elections I don't think they've done much more than monitor though, they've perfectly happy with the country's political trajectory.

I wouldn't be surprised to see them having been monitoring England, but there's no need for them to intervene, the spies in England have completely linked arms with them and can take their own initiative.

I am from Nigeria. Does that count?

White, blond, gray eyes.

Bit of an Irish twang because I grew up in N Ireland but super Eastern European otherwise.

One of the poles

jacobinmag.com/2017/06/jeremy-corbyn-labour-theresa-may-snap-election-radical-politics

Menshevik Magazine has a new article about the leader

If voting doesn't change anything, why are they trying so hard to stop it?

TAKE MY POWER JEREMY

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how long until we know the results?

To stop people wasting their time?

44 minutes.

I think the last polish thread had a surprisingly large number of us. Like six.

literally responsible for the collapse of the ussr
kys

Voting can make a small difference in people's lives - specifically, tories will look shameful if they lose to an unelectable commie so they want to avoid that.

fucking trots

midnight will give you an idea as to how things are going (it will be a massacre)

The hand risen against Poland shall be cut off
We didnt get occupied for 123 years just you give away our sovereignty to Russian Imperialism 3: Bolshevik Bogoolo

Didn't somebody say that the polls were clearly being herded?

Lay off it mate, we'll know soon enough.

Guys we need to step our game up and find out where voter suppression has happened. I'll start:

Youth vote:
Newcastle-under-Lyme

Expat:
Sheffield Hallam

Naturalised citizens:
East Leeds

Illegal campaigning:
Copeland

expats?

Explain this shit, britards

Expatriates. Citizens living outside the country

Short for ex-patriots. It what Brits call Brits that migrate out of the country because migrants=bad

I'm so fucking stressed right now lads, tell me everything is going to be okay

Which one of you clowns was this?

shit, expatriate not expatriot

30 MINUTES LEFT
GET IN HERE LADS
cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

I can't guarantee, but just know that if we lose tonight it's not over.

Socialism is rising all around the world because people know something is wrong. Something is wrong, and these Conservatives are wrong, and we are right and we will win in the end.

We might even win tonight.

Who was Shomrim? Probably /brit/

Relax lad. May has more to lose than Jeremy. We're getting a hung parliament and a new election soon.

Either socialism will rise or Britshits will rangeban themselves from 4chan.

She didn't die for this.

gonnie have a quick wank before the results

sorry yeah i get you now

fucking scots m8

massive heartbreaking defeats are an integral part of British left tradition. all u can do is keep banging ur head against the wall because ur head and the wall are the only things that actually exist.

yeah I doubt it was one of us


think it's a jewish self defense org

youtube.com/watch?v=dVbC0jASJYA

Anyone else watched HBomberGuy's video? Has some decent corbantz

yeah it was cool
A little late tho

24 minutes

Apparently the results could come in much quicker than usual tonight because there are no local elections taking up counters' time. In 1992, the last time this happened, 156 results were declared by 1am, compared to 5 results in 2015.

He has a past of being kind of an annoying feminist but he's better than most and already got shit on by the /r/socialism crowd for being too much of a brocialist for them

There's no hope for Britain

At least the poll was on the Torygraph, so was likely very skewed (hopefully)

lads

Are the exit polls accurate? I'm shitting my pants.

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they are normally but would be out by 5-20 seats which might be important in this election

Usually they're pretty spot-on, but the last one underestimated the Tories by 15 seats.

they are a goodd indication, but they don't mean anything is set

Not that accurate. They're as good as those polls taken before the election.

That's the joke.

Nah, they're way more accurate than normal polls.

not kids, thats a spartacist meeting

who else here /notbotheringtovote/

Well it's been a pleasure famrades. Tonight decides a generation of british history, can now we can only watch it unfold.

I can't believe Corbyn is actually going to win
This is insane

No they are normally way better

should we start a new thread for when the results start coming in, or just keep using this one?

ipsos saying resuts are fascinating

just keep this one

could be very good or very bad RRREEEEEEEEE

we use this one.

I can't believe it either. I really can't.

They would say that though.

where should I follow the election

t. guy who has a reddit and twitter account

What's it look like out there, lads?

source??

Twitter, britain elects, bbc on the side.

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WHO WILL WIN? BELLWETHERS POSTED HERE!
Nuneaton - Confirmed at 1AM
Northampton North, Bristol North West, Burton and Watford - Confirmed at 3AM
Loughborough - Confirmed at 5AM
Dartford - Confirmed at 5AM, has predicted the last 18 election results
Brighton Kemptown - Confirmed at 6AM

Confirmation times may be off due to the only election being the general election, reducing the number of votes to count.

here
cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

twitter.com/benatipsosmori/status/872912699864358912

You convinced me, i went and voted. Won't do much good though

So this is either going to be super shit or interesting

Just got back from canvassing all day, my feet are killing me. I don't know how much good I actually did but oh well, at least I don't feel lazy/guilty.

FUCKING POLLING SHITS

youtube.com/watch?v=hNpmzpjNrHY

Here is Hbomberguy playing chess

the exit polls for the eu ref was 100% wrong

got radio 4 on btw lads

This fucking music is giving me flashbacks to 2015.

EXIT POLL

CON 314
LAB 266
LD 14
SNP 34
PC3

r4 says cons to lose overall majority

feeling ill tbh and Im not even British

There was no exit poll for the EU ref.

HUNG

Her touchscreen gets bigger every election.

is-is it happening?

oh fuck

HERE WE GO LADS

not they are saying this
is correct

The GBP just tanked hard.

Is this good? This looks good.

HYPE

HOLY SHT

twitter.com/britainelects/status/872921264205201409

NO OVERALL MAJORITY

YESSSSSSSSS

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD

WE'RE COMING BUCKO

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Oh baby

Coalition inevitable. Jezza's going to be the PM.

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Tories and Blairites eternally BTFO

Wait… what does this mean?

Pray for Corbyn

May confirmed sacked within 24 hours.

Libdem+torry coalition when?

so tory/dup coalition then

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BLAIRITES AND TORIES WERE KILL?!?!

HE FUCKING DID IT MAY BTFO

Someone make a smug corbyn pic with the caption

"When you want to strengthen your position but get a hung parliament instead"

twitter.com/britainelects/status/872921611741036545

Refer to math.

we did good?

Pray for the SNP
I'm in Glasgow

was this the best (realistic) result?
seems like it

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Yeah talk nah.

Now the real work begins: purging Blairites.

Hung parliament, unsure who gets to be PM

What was the exit poll in 2015?

No way this can't be true

personally i think this is perfect.
we don't want labour to be taking responsibility for brexit and the 2020 gfc

Didn't the lib dems side with the tories in 2010?

good question

Tbh this looks like the best possible result. Tories holding on with DUP support but crippled.

yea, and it cost them heavily

what time is it in britain ?

Definitely the weirdest part of the poll.

I want to see them
10 bongs past 10

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THE P0RN IS SAFE!

Shit sorry my phone is fucked lel

So the tories take the popularity hit, and labour gets the next election easily. But here's the issue, will jezza be able to hold on to it for that long.

IT'S AFRAID

Fuck off you muslim lover cunts

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youtube.com/watch?v=4-Hm_oDRrfU

Like pottery

Yes, I do love big muslim cocks.

So do we have the results of the election ?

Kek at this.

What's the matter, Holla Forumsyp? Lost?

Amber Rudd's seat might be in trouble
BAHAHAHAHA!

Amerifat here, approximately how long will it be until results start coming in?

That is true. It is Britain Elects that fucked up hard

I don't see how blairites can play up the "unelectable" man after this

AMBER RUDD IS GOING TO LOSE HER SEAT

will Corbyn be pm?

Triggered?

I'm going to have a look at Holla Forums, mine some salt.

Brits don't directly elect their prime-minister, if that's what you want to know.

Probably not

"Play up" as in…?

more than anything i wanna see some MSM pain tears and contrition

3 hours to 6 hours.

That would make me so happy.

Who's the one who wants a closer relationship with Saudi Arabia again?

They'll just say 'Jeremy Corbyns wobbly leadership is what stopped us from winning an overall majority like Tony Blair did', Blairites are subhuman

I wish I could see into the Sun offices rn

THANKS JEZZA

If the exit poll is off a couple of seats, yes he will. As it stands the Tories will cling on.

QUICK WHAT IS JK ROWLING SAYING

Good man, well done.

this does not slip

once corbyn wins she can write another book from the comfort of her gulag

Needs axes

Thornberry is so fucking smug lel.

Shaun didnt know Yugoslavia is no longer a thing…

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Please explain to someone who never followed British politics what we're celebrating. I'm seeing the poll numbers and they look awful for Labour but I don't understand brit politics so idk.

Well, it's just not as bad as it could have been.

Almost all the other parties prefer Labour to the Tories so they might be able to put Labour in power.

UNELECTABLE MAN ELECTED AGAIN

Well then, how long until the parties negotiate a stable coalition finish the backroom deals that picks the PM?

If the conservatives dont get a majority of seats they might not be able to form another government

Conservatives lost a 20% lead against a supposedly unelectable man hated by all of the media, during a short election campaign they themselves caused.

So this is all about like, denying the conservatives a majority?

Is the idea of Labour winning a majority just unthinkable/unrealistic?

what now blairites

Google Alexander Dugin faggot

Feels good man.

The Tories no longer have a majority in parliament, which means they're in a much weaker position than they were before the election, and they had originally called the election in order to secure their majority. Also, it solidifies Corbyn's position since he actually gained seats in the election

t. eternally booty blasted rorke

Does that mean that are Tezza is a closet accelerationist?

I NEED MEMES FOLKS

I expect they're already talking it out now, we'll know the actual results at about 3-5am


The UK is too classcucked, this is better than nothing at least

When are we burgers going to get a corbyn?

your work might be paying off…

In 2015 they lost almost all their seats in Scotland, which had always been a Labour heartland. Without Scotland it's hard as fuck for them to get enough seats.

heh

RORKES BTFO

We had one and we fucked it up
maybe next election

twitter.com/britainelects/status/872925994008576000

corbyn needs to send a vanguard

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he doesn't need to as long as he installs a proper socialist in his place

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They're both inferior to The Man tbh

:^)

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

I have two monitors and usually I would play games while watching stuff on the other but today I might just run Holla Forums on one and /brit/ on the other and drown in the salt

If Corbyn is to win, who is the first for the guillotine?

Queen or May?

The three of them are basically the same

Murdoch. The bourgeoisie goes first.

may, then blair, liz aint worth it

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May is going to get guillotined by her own party anyway

With how classcucked America is Sanders was pretty much Lenin, and he's way further left than he can publicly appear.

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Jezza PM first order of business: Murdoch against the wall

Why would anyone feel worried about a future without the Tories in power?

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You could have come around and sat on the negotiation table. This is the future that you choosed.

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May needs to lose 2 more of those seats in the final count and Jezza will be PM.

hehe

this

Help me.

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because spooks

When you see a poor brown person lmao

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WAKE ME UP

Oh yeah, a little tip. If you intend to check cuckchan too, add "||ekansovi.com" to your uBlock Origin filters, apply changes and restart browser. Hiroshima seems to have installed flat-out spyware.

CANT WAKE UP

I just came

based ken loach

Mummy as in mother or mummy as in corpse from egypt?

God this is weird

reckon May will be forced out?
would be the shortest PM since Bonar Law

anyone want to open up a salt mine co-op? Holla Forums might be a good place to start mining.

is Mummy even capable of basic human emotions?

Both

Is May officially the Jeb! of British politics now?

remember when blairites said corbyn would get bTFO?

no that's BoJo

I'm going to need more energy drinks for this. Also need to finish off my coursework too.

hahahahahaha

Yeah, she's toast.

she's actually even more pathetic
…Jeb! never ever had a lead

You leftists are a punching bag.

Jeb is somehow less pathetic tbh fam.

Please be good coalition buddies pls.

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you rightists are a bunch of retard cucks

wow young people dress CrAZy
–this is a travesty–

Just how fucking cucked are the Holla Forumsyps?

No, Jeb! will always be the Jeb! of politics

they're at a festival

hahahahahaha shit I'd hate to be May right now.

things that are different scare me!

what stream?

So how many parliamentary votes does it take to elect a pm? How would the British Parliament not be able to form a government? Do they need a simple majority?

I don't know shit about how UK elections work. How's it looking right now, comrades?

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cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

That's pretty cool, actually

OUR BOI HE DID IT

can you believe it?

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

das rite white boi

May epically btfo

Have you not noticed that we're all jizzing ourselves? It's looking great.

YEAH THOSE FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE ARE SCARY. #BLACKLIVESMATTER

Hello I'm a Jamaican girl

The ratios seem wrong tho

What did he mean by this?

said no black person ever

Turnout in Houghton and Sunderland South is up 4.4%.

How though, don't the conservatives have the lead right now?

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Maybe we should enforce dress codes to stop people from doing this, like North Korea or Iran.

He probably meant to say "I have way too much blacked porn in my hard-drive".

Almost all the third parties would back Labour in a vote of confidence, so Labour could get in with their help. But mostly everyone was expecting Labour to get raped, and they've done really well compared to those expectations.

yo muthafuka give me ya paychek pussi ass whyte boi(niqqa was shot for talking shit, damn fool thinkin' he can come to hood and act like a crackwhore)

Lost majority against an by the media universally hated man from a 20% lead. May called this election because she thought she could achieve a massive majority, instead she got btfo.

Listening to;

youtube.com/watch?v=oPHDXYTX954

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I'm coming for that tooth brush too whitey

Oh fuck, I forgot about the coalition thing. Didn't realize the Conservatives had less than a majority.

Sargon is assmad BTW.

I'm not white.

DATS RITE PUSSI ASS PIG COPS MOFOS

So how did they counted these seats in the exit poll? Assumed the incumbent wins?

niggaz dat ant blak arnt my brothas

BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON

Holy shit.
Theresa could've literally pulled this country out the the dirt. Now we get the complete retard Corbyn with his pacifism and muslim sympathising instead of strong and stable leadership to pull us through brexit. I'm utterly fucking devastated.

Okay we get it Shaun, you're a black male, you can stop shitposting now

Where the fuck is this Sunderland result. They had it by 10:48 last time.

God speed Ballot-eating user

Holla Forums stop trolling our board, go back to crying on your own

Yes. Corbyn the Saudi Arabia lover. Oh wait

Did Sargon support the pro-censorship tories? His retardation knows no bounds.

larger turnout this time lad

bad post tbh

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He better have saved himself by not having lunch.

Where did the lost SNP seats go?

You have been a good servant to the saudi bankers but it's time to stop now

is there a chat for the comrades watching BBC?

fuck this sky on the cytube

ROCKABYE PORKY ON THE MONEY TREE TOP
WHEN THE BOUGH SHAKES UR WINDOWS WILL ROCK
WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS UR MANSIONS WILL FALL
AND DOWN WILL COME PORKY MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND ALL

Hopefully, that augurs well for Labor.>>1747672
Newsanon sez he'll change at 11.

Guys, guys

BERNIE WOULD HAVE FUCKING WON

any other lads shitposting in /brit/, triggering the rorkes?

t. bootyblasted rorke

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me

this, man of the hour

youtube.com/watch?v=BEECpMBhq-U

SHEK IT OFF JEZZA

LITERALLY
SHAKING
RIGHT
NOW

What is the etymology of rorke?

rorke's drift

fucking tory cunts could end up forming a government with the dup, after all that shit they put on corbyn for being cool with sf. Irony.

also israel lov- oh wait

t. rorke

GET REKT MACKEMS

wew

J E B S U R G E
E
B
S
U
R
G
E

MADLADS

independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-results-exit-poll-prime-minister-jeremy-corbyn-labour-win-latest-a7780191.html

It was like the whole "I'm supporting Trump ironically" but over time he sort of stops saying the last word.

R I S E L I K E L I O N S

twitter.com/Telegraph/status/872931826444193792

What is the Newcastle swing?

Erm

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youtube.com/watch?v=0PH72d26KTI
feeling right now

LAB +9.9%

im actually rock hard now

can I get the cytube link again?

absolute madman

Oh look; it's momentum.

In Newcastle upon Thyme

Why do lolicon NEETsoc support ms surveilance state lolisnatcher?

*Tyne

Cheers Nicola

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream


Yes but it's all we have to go on.

hype

Hell, I've now got a new epithet I need to use.

Was that a fabled marginal? The odds weren't heavily in Lab favor even with UKIP vote and Con

SNP COMRADES

These elections are more entertaining each day.
As a spaniard I commend myself to out the current government to give you more hype.

revisionist

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What's with the SNP losses?

M-muh Indyref2…

You're thinking of Newcastle-upon-Lyme.

kekked

Yeah but what about the possibility of a market crash getting blamed on Labour?

Would the libdems support Labour?

Honestly, people are waking up.

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"Jezza" being shorthand for "Jeremy" is the most stupidly British thing I've ever heard of.

MY FUCKING EARS

youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc&list=LLyrHoQAA-N0XUI7KxnwEevA&index=2

Dat emo twink lib dem

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Not a brit, so I hope so. Just though maybe it's not as ideal as it looks. I hope the UK is a good example for other western countries.

Tyne and Wear will always be red

I should hope so although I don't trust the Milkman could be Clegg 2.0

Freed from the EU technocrats' chains of neoliberal austerity? Quite possibly not.

UKIPers went Labour, apparently

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let's not get too optimistic yet lads

3.5% swing to Tories in Sunderland South…

We may not get Jeremy corbyn as PM, but the tories have been utterly BTFO.

Because their political opinions are shallow, nothing new here.

If Jezza wins; can someone make a 'Gas Gas Gas!' montage?

labour share of vote increased in both tho, as did turnout

so we know the exit poll isn't accurate
looks like it's gonna be a massacre

Ready to eradicate homelessness, seize the means of production and shit ?

are ex-UKIP voters going to Tory or Labour?

May tried to pull out a Rajoy and backfired.

Rajoy is the only person capable of resisting corruption scandals and two elections.

Based Rajoy.

yes

mainly tory

depends on constituency

Anybody been on cuckchans version of /BritishPolitics/?
it's literally reddit at this point.

fuck knows


Why the fuck are you watching Sky?


Both.

Labour apparently. Need more stats to know for sure.

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Burger here. When will we get legit results? None of that speculative polling shit.

bbc stream not working

5AM

when they finish counting all the votes u stupid burger

Should I stay up all night or wake up early in the morning?

this lifeguard on the left is mad sus

Reddit actually got de-classcucked in the past two weeks, but that happened to everyone who reads anything other than the Mail.

We're getting them now. 2 down, 648 to go.

stay up

non-brit here, is corbyn just a leftwing trump
meaning, is he a dumbass retard who just appeals to retards and is propped up by memes

i really want him to be a wise solid man who will do the right thing

What yall watching and using for a tracker?

Wake up early in the morning it's not worth the time because the possible comedown will kill you

Really want to fuck Bridget Phillipson

boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog#s=brit
Comedy goldmine

Are you buckos ready for major salt from Sargon, PJW, and Lauren Southern?

yes ur simplistic reductive assumption based on ignorance just happens to be exactly correct

He is a wise solid man, a good man, doesn't even own a car and wears nice jumpers. He's a real nice bloke.

The waifu lady

What would be the best time to wake up? I was thinking 3am.

> youtube.com/watch?v=8s2MSVaXNqQ


t. me two days ago in a 4pol tennis discussions thread

maybe this timeline isn't too bad after all

Holy shit it's unlikely we're going to win at all why are they loosing their shit so much? Like a bunch of fucking children Jesus.

she's pretty cute

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The holy trifecta.

that bitch cares more about europe and america than anything in her own country

Damn it, I went and checked his twitter and he still hasn't said anything significant yet.

Also, if anyone /french/ here, doesn't the snap election remind anyone of Chirac's fail with the national assembly ?

All results will be in by 6/7am ish

But you wanna watch the final few come in, get up at 4/5

T A S T E
A
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T
E

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Holla Forums really has gone down hill since i used to go there, it now supports e-celebs like Sargon? Disgusting.

He is an edgy socdem (inb4 butthurt), but I wouldn't call him retarded.

who is this pseudo mia wallace?

I was born in a Dublin street…

This version is an absolute fucking banger
youtu.be/UM9eObfOWq4

i hope so

crispy is awesome

Thanks, see you guys then.

They've already discussed on the BBC coverage how if the exit polls are anything like correct then there's no way the DUP seats could give the Tories enough to form a government anyway. They're fucked. Hung parliament only option.

instagram.com/alterhacker/?hl=en

plen

Going for a wank to take the edge off lads

the only true answer

good lad

Curly skin?
You alright?

Don't you think she looks tired?

lad

wait, she isn't american?

I didn't follow the campaign at all. How's Corbyn's chance ?

I actually didn't think about it but now that you say it

Curly skin master race

Canadian lmao

It's gonna be tight

Canadian I believe

a fukin leaf mate

I'm listening, post an example.

inb4 Jeb!

The last exit poll had a small pro-Labour bias so I'd be surprised it Corbyn outperformed it tbh.

Voter pour FI aux legislatives!

It's similar to how it played out with Jean-Luc, but instead of coming so close and losing it looks like Jezza's done it. Fingers crossed.

was predicted to get BTFO by 20-25% a mth ago, was given no chance even today, and now might fuck up the tory majority

A hung parliament for the Tories was the absolute pie-in-the-sky dream, and it looks like it might actually be happening

Nothing new, when a board engages in political activism(with le memes of course), it means the the event horizon of cancer has been crossed.

can't curb the Corbyn

Sargon's stream for anyone looking to enjoy him trying to suppress butthurt. He's been on for 2 hours now.

youtube.com/watch?v=hla1cFbJ9OU

Okay here's the 411 folks. Say some gangster is subjecting your new minority government to a vote of confidence. Just give em one of these

youtube.com/watch?v=gLl7l0VDJnw

that stickied thread is absolute gold

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Holla Forums's political activism effectively made that board commit suicide. Some retards from there even recruit members from reddit and facebook, I don't know what they were expecting. Modern Holla Forums = /r/the_donald

I'm not usually into 3DPD, but she's very anime.

Actually fucking brilliant la

Great to hear. Do it for us, boys


I will! Even though sunday elections' results will be pretty depressing, I fear.

Now tell our COINTELPRO shitheads to stop recruiting rejects from 4/r9k/

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

What if Labour defying polls tonight is solely due to Abbott leaving

slight panic boys

NEETs can be easily radicalized, though.

This coverage is really comfy compared the screaming demons on our networks for US elections.

He's been doing that as a joke for a while now. He and Xexizy argue frequently on twitter.

Pic related

I fear that too, but let's get enough seats to form committees at least!

Upsets seem to be in fashion.

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Le epic irony meme, pretty sure he has had this on for a while.

It's a humourless bore's attempt at doing an irony.

time to despair?

Ignore the bourgie spin doctors and "analysts". Tory gains are largely from UKIP, not Labour, and this is all in Labour safe seats; it's spin. Wait for the results comrades.

He's Sanders but successful

What are the chances of an outright Labour majority, comr8s?

youtube.com/watch?v=7VvkXA6xpqI
Corbyn confirmed for building de-facto speed for 12 hours to win the election.

At least, we killed the Socialist Party, r-right ?

Seriously. Been non-stop shrieking on Fox News while I've been at my parents' place.

0

0, but they can form a coallition with snp, libdems et al

None.

Pretty much zero, but that's not really a big deal since a shaky tory government moving forward is pretty good results

Lucky bastards. We have to wait 3 more years until we get another chance.

None i'm hoping out for a hung parliament if we're lucky

You know what, we did. We did that, and there is another majority that is possible. Macron will be a disaster, but FI is a real player on the French scene now. For a first election, we've done marvellously. Degagez-tous!

kek, theres so many pics of corbyn and melenchon looking despondent

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Both men who care deeply for the proles, go figure.

THREAD THEME SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
THREAD THEME SONG

Bomber Harris, do it again!
Step on it, comrade Corbyn!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!@!!!! I WAS IN CHARGE HERE!!!!

American everything is garbage.


TYT is still shrill af even when they're crying delicious tears.

It was her turn!

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Corbyn is going to pull a Geringonça like Portugal.

There could be a hung parliament which most likely would result in a new election after a couple months, in which a majority could be possible

Israel BTFO incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=HlQIN2FVSM4

The only hope for my country is the upcoming crisis fucking enough shit up for the country to go full third republic.

Why the fuck are NEETs voting against their interests? They all look smug voting for mommy May, but as soon as she sends them to the death camps because her surveillance program detected them torrenting anime, it will already be to late for them to realize their mistake.

Who would take May's place, though?

3:0

terrible labour results in north east

I want to leave the first chance I get.
I'm just a year out of finishing my degree to become a teacher. Don't know how I'd be able to go to the UK and get certified there, but I'm going to get my TESOL/CELTA certification and teach English overseas.

I'm getting out one way or another and never going back.

Proof?

Boris "Mad dog" Johnson

it's just the ukip backswing

Disappointing not terrible tbh

Pick up another seat lads

THE SOUTH NEEDS TO UNITE AGAINST THE NORTH!!!

THE EUROPA SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

Stay with me and fight.

i'm scared lads
results are confusing

These are weird seats though, safe Labour with big UKIP votes for the Tories to hoover up. We need to see a swing seat to judge.

picked*

It's all ironic until your favourite websites get blocked and there are police knocking on your door because your computer accessed a doubleplusungood image for 3 seconds 6 years ago

Yeah, it's going to go to hell very soon. The next crisis is going to fuck things up so much worse. The government is probably going to have trouble holding it together. Good luck fam.


A few socialists aren't gonna do shit. The reactionary rednecks outnumber us and outgun us.

Fuck him. He's probably the worst person on the entire internet.

It's UKIP voters swinging to Tory, these are Labour safe seats anyway so it doesn't matter - UKIP voters in Tory safe seats might swing to Labour instead. The UKIP swing isn't in only one direction, because UKIP is a party of contradictions without a clear class basis, so they will move in disparate directions.

Shy Tories strike again, same exit polls as 2015, same actual Tory majority afterwards.

Please, don't get my hopes up. I'm still heartbroken that we didn't get to the second round of the presidential election.
But yeah, still a victory.

some of us rednecks are actually red

fucking hell i feel sick

i want it so bad (except that SNP figure, if they go below 40 i should probably kill myself. there's a bridge about a mile away with rocks under it…)

but it's hopefully a good side because if that margin is like 10 SNP-CON toss-ups, it seems ridiculous to imagine them getting that many seats, which means even if the tories outperform the polls we could see the hilarity of a near-pointless election.

it's the hope that kills you.

I don't know where you live, but I'm in New York. Trotsky lived in the Bronx once, and he's coming back. Look at England just two months ago. We can change things.

Why are anglos so fucking backwards? I thought they would be on sunday until 30 seconds ago.

10 cointosses, what could go wrong la

2015 exit poll had Labour on 239, this one has them on 266. Big difference.

Because the anglos get too shitfaced on the weekend

Yes, there's redneck revolt but they're too small to matter by the time the shit will hit the fan. Unless they get huge growth in the next few years.


I want to believe but I just don't see it. England is a whole different ballgame from the US. We're like the holy land of capitalism.

why does melanchon look fucking exactly like jacques lacan?

its that frenchy blood fam.

Yeah, it is all ironic also until the right wing government they shilled for removes their welfare, privatizes their free healthcare and evicts them from their free housing.

Capitalism was born in England. Campaigners have fought so hard for this, and we have to fight too. I have English and French citizenship, but they've got it covered there. I'm more needed here than there, and you're needed here too. We can win. The world is in chaos, and in moments of chaos great change can happen if we force it.

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Tories could take the coin off us and insist it's for the greater good.

bastards i hate them.

Lost our first seat in North Swindon.

Nah dude, our shit's way fucked. Sanders was a small step in the right direction, but we're still way behind Western Europe.

Based Swindon North

4% swing to Labour m8.

Someone make a gif of Dimbleby just now, he just said "this is supposed to be 2017 not 1917"

It was a tory seat before dummy

Still waiting in MK north, saw a lot of oldies in the polling hall, not sure if that's a bad omen.

western Europe is just as cucked, just for a different flavour of capitalism. make no mistake Sanders was just as big a deal as Corbyn or Melenchon

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Based Daily Stormer
youtube.com/watch?v=E4r4E68ykPA

It doesn't mean it great here either fam

10% i thought

So few results in at midnight, means a huge turnout - too many to count as fast as usual.

all constituencies are rightful labour clay

seconding this, but as a webm

WE'RE
COMING

post Theresa's face

You have to halve that figure to get the swing.

twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/872943316337405952

FUCK ME THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE BAD

YEEEE!
ELECTIONS AGAIN!!!

twitter.com/LibDemPress/status/872935171414249473

They won every single fight back in the 1960s, all of the things they whine about either don't exist anymore or are already illegal. There is no longer a legally distinguishable difference between class oppression and the phantasmal idpol they're spazzing about.

They are literal do-nothings.

Not him, but I'm a type 1 diabetic in the US. Getting out of our entirely fucked health system alone would be a drastic difference in my life.
When you're living in the US, even the most milquetoast socdem policies seem like a far off fantasy.

last two results are in accordance with the exit pooll

oh sorry, i thought it was the swing itself

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Stop reading bourgeois "analysis"- this has already been panicked about and discussed in this thread.

this is sadly true

Anyone else here read /n/ and /newsplus/ reports? This is some turbocancer.

I didn't mean it this way m8.

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Could below-expectation Labour swing in Labour strongholds mean higher than expected swing to Labour in Tory/swing seats?

Based Emily Smugface.

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I thought it was born in the Netherlands, though England certainly picked it up early.

Doesn't matter. LibDems got a minor boost because people were voting tactically, not becaue they had any support. They will be trashed if another election is held.

This also means Conservatives will have to wade through the Brexit shit and the resulting fallout on their own.

Since Conservatives will have to form a minority government, this gives the opposition the ability to trash the gov and call a new election.

There will be new elections and Labour will win. Let Conservatives deal with the shit on their own for now.

Hail Corbyn. Hail Victory.

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Labour people are saying on Twitter they're pretty sure they have gained Leeds NW. That would be at least a 3% swing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG6_evFc8

thread soundtrack

btw what do you think about Brexit ?

What did he mean by this?

Heads they win, tails we lose. Capitalism is capitalism. In or out, the workers get shafted. A red-herring to distract the working class from unity against the ruling class.

LEEDS NW IS MY CONSTITUENCY!!!

There are some leftist reasons why it's good.

DO IT. And if they present their "divorce bill", pay it in UGM-27 Polaris missiles, express delivery.

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Burn the EU

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"Fuck the EU but also it's a good excuse to leave the UK because fuck the UK"

If it weren't for Brexit we'd still have 3 more years of David Cameron and his chums, so there's that.

>not youtube.com/watch?v=1vPonjXOfYo


IMO the EU needs to be changed from the inside-out. Brexit's just isn't going to be effective

EU is capitalist. Not even a hard decision. The only thing to be against is the tories being the ones to handle it

most seem to be pro-brexit.

woke position is anti-brexit though.

yougov had it likely labour anyway
and they seem to be right in al of england, but not wales and scotland

Neither side is "woke", see

Well, looks like the Labour party is crashing since the actual vote has been coming out. Didn't think it was true but the exit polls are wrong.

Any merit the EU once had is beyond redemption. The expansion, the neoliberalism, the austerity, the autocracy, it must be burned to the ground and replaced with something better.

international organization is needed, so the eu has to be reformed. leaving is just retarded.

Greatest comedy ever.
"We want out!"
Referendum…
"Oh.. well.. Ok… Someone else deal with this.. … yes.. we're leaving … anytime now…"

Seriously though, in a leftist perspective it doesn't really matter.

I mean… it would matter if GB wanted to take power from Germany.. but since it prefers to live in it's own little bubble… whatever!

but you have to be in to do that

Ok, lads, I'm off to bed. Have a good night

night

youtube.com/watch?v=aUPHHv9T12o

These are completely reformist positions. You wouldn't (or, shouldn't) take this "reform it from the inside" position with any other aspect of capitalism. Nor would you take a "burn this aspect of capitalism to the ground" position. This is no different to vague "fuck the Tories" sentiment. It's in the right direction, in both cases, but neither are a revolutionary answer.

I fucking knew it! Most obvious case of herding I had ever seen. No way had the labour vote fallen 4% in the space of a couple of days.

the EU needs to be replaced, reform is impossible without consensus among France Germany and Britain. Germany is the most cucked country in the history of the world and will never be convinced, as such the EU needs to be destroyed.

Any plan to reform the EU is doomed to fail. It would require unanimity of all state representants and you know that'd be impossible. We just can't stay in.

so why even vote labour. they're just a reformist party.

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Lads 👏 Lads 👏 Lads 👏 Lads 👏 Lads 👏 Lads 👏

NAZIS = LEFT
national SOCIALIST OK

The Molymeme webm needs to be posted more.

Hey now, at the end of the night Scotland could take the title.

Adam Johnson is losing it

twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/872956120742191104

Rumours that Labour have gained Kensington, which sounds fucking ridiculous but apparently Tory Remainers have gone to the Lib Dems and the Tory majority is gone.

That's very reductionist. The question of voting for reformist parties is a contextual one. I wouldn't advocate support for the Labour Party with a Blairite in charge, in different social conditions. Some reformist movements have the possibility of becoming transitional demands for genuine revolutionary demands, others do not.

KENSINGTON AND FUCKING CHELSEA MIGHT GO RED

It's literally one of the most affluent constituencies in the whole UK.

Fucking hell. Our guy JC working fucking miracles

back to formula

Ah, so the purpose of the Jeremy Corbyn endorsement make itself clear

lmao
i just saw on 4/pol/ some people saying that socialists are just one step away from being nationalists
these idiots don't even know anything about what they claim to believe in

jeremy corbyn, nazbol confirmed.jpg

The scenario Matt Christman painted is going to happen

THE BOURGEOIS WILL SELL US THE ROPE TO HANG THEM WITH

Gerry the secret LeftCom

i want to believe

The 4/pol/ thread is pretty lefty lads

Johnson is a leftist.

i meant to listen to their special election ep before tonight
please elaborate. usually his rants are pretty on point

Begin the deeb entryism

We know who won yet? It's pushing half past 12 and still no word on if my landlord and his Tory overlords are gonna be heading to the gulags.

really? earlier it was a fucking saltmine

>Gerry Adams (sweating): youtube.com/watch?v=2rgRg6j8mQo

so im a burger but im interested in the brit election, when do the results come out

All that Britain can do is feed anti-EU sentiment elsewhere. Britain is and always has been too marginal within the EU's power structure to lead reform, let alone destroy it, because the EU at its core is France/Germany+friends.

For that, we ultimately need one or both of those countries to fall into anti-EU left-populist hands.

6 or 7 hours still

How poetic.

i'm still thinking tories will get about 325 seats
but may will resign

david davis will be pm

look it's the same thing that happened 100-200 years ago, there were changes in economy and society and the birth of the nation state was required. hence all the national liberation movements all around the west. Of course the nation states were booj states, doesn't mean they had to be dismantled.

Nowadays it's international federations because more and more the challenges we face are international. It's the same thing on a different scale.

Lots of corbynistas are brigading in more recent posts

Norman Osborn posting needs to be a thing

Fucking Hell, I was hoping to catch the results before bed…

Sinn Fein (IRA but votes instead of guns), don't take their parliament serats ever out of principle

Matt suggested that the Sinn Féin PMs would change and go to London to just barely give a majority to Jezza. I replicated it here in this shitpost


only difference is basically that Matt said drop kick Murphy's "Shipping up to Boston" would play while they walk in there

This scenario is looking more and more likely by the second

Why do kebab shops add miscellaneous vegetables to the chips and meat? It ain't even enough to make a fucking salad…

When will Wigan be announced because I want to stay up long enough to see the smile on Lisa Nandy's little face.

I haven't Spidermanposted in years

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Hold on everyone, how's the hogwarts constituency doing?

Who does JK Rowling support?

Rowling on suicide watch

MAY?

a meme's a meme

She's a Blairite and earlier in the day retweeted someone who posted a Twitter thread in support of Lib Dem.

Is it just me or is the BBC coverage fucking shit? They just flashed up the Nuneaton result without giving any figures or having any discussion, as if it's not a really important seat.

Guys only 9 seats been called so far - think about what this means the turnout was like. There are usually way more results in by midnight. Clearly turnout is hugely up from last time, that's why it'd take so much longer to count.

ukip fam

Blair

She probably tried to write-in Blair

Because vegetables are good and good for you. They also pair well with meat and vary a dish up. I also doubt a civilization could get far without eating vegetables. They're pretty cheap compared to meat, too.

They want to keep Liam up to ask him about Theresa resigning. They will probably go to Nuneaton after.

There were reports earlier of "astronomic" turn out from the younger crowd, whatever that means

FINISH IT

Seems like last time I watched one of your elections David Cameron was already in a car at this time

Either Blair or Dumbledore.

That's because of something to do with the Queen correct?

How likely would it be for them to take their seats? What would it ultimately mean?

Tory safe seats held but with huge swings to Labour. Looking good…

They're busy throwing the Labour votes away.

Man, you should be posting your collections in the rightwing cringe thread.

Doubt they offer much in the way of nutritional benefits when you crush half a lamb soaked in grease and covered in fries…

thread theme

stop sliding thread

Howard is right wing cringe though

uhh no dont think so

t. A Finn, so I dont really know anything about this

I'm in love

Paul is scared lads
twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/872957917753946116

What's the best english version of The Internationale to listen to?

i think i got it from there tbh

Senpai noticed me

Matt Christman replied

to my IRA/Corbyn fan fic

paul can't really talk; he never leaves his apartment

It is partly because MPs must swear allegiance to the monarch, and SF won't do that. But mostly it's just because they don't recognise the legitimacy of British rule in Norn Iron.

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well done

I have three main ideologies that I alternate between.
None of them are at all right wing.

Indeed I'm currently on abit of a State Syndicalism bent.

Worse, he literally lives in his mom's basement. Which he never leaves

Labour majority and Brussels would be lucky not to get nuked.

Rob Delaney once liked one of my tweets

FROM EVIL! *Sobs*

I've filtered Howard Scott, you are a poser

Clegg's lost his seat to Labour apparently hahahahahhaa

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Interesting…

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=dt0d8T0qIEw

THERE IS NO KING IN THE NORFTH, WE'RE REPUBLICANS

How can you not like these people?

hype

Braggs version

wtf I went to school with him

guile's theme starts playing in the distance

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certainly not Corbyn
she's been on a massive tirade against him on her Twitter

While you obviously will not, as no-one has ever been willing to defend such claims.
I would be very interested in you to expound upon why you think I'm a 'poser'.

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MARXIST GARDEN

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

He's saying you're not the real Howard, implying you're using a different trip. Idk what you thought he was accusing you of since "no u" is a really fucking weird response to that accusation.

SHIT SORRY HERES THE CROPPED VERSION

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=OFjv6_p7qRE
RISE WITH ME
RISE WITH ME
RISE UP

Braggs version sucks and i say that as a fan of his.

So Corbyn lost, but the bright side is the Tories have a little less power because of hung parliament.

'>>1748381
first against the wall

RIP IN PISS

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What's your preferred version?

Lol no, Braggs version sucks dick

youtube.com/watch?v=oPiX9hCShW8

been listening to this on repeat, for some reason hating Brits is in my backbones, would be weird to have to reconsider it

Shit, posted the wrong video.
Still better that what I wanted to post

legitim8, the french version flows best
youtube.com/watch?v=kB9wELkGn9c
i like this vid best

youtube.com/watch?v=i2r-9d1po2Y

you are not the og howard scott, as I have hidden his tripccode

ofc French is best but there hasn't been a French elections

Here we…Here we…Here we fucking go!!

The question was for the best english language version though

we need some English revolutionary songs

The rest of Bragg's stuff is pretty good. Never Cross a Picket Line is thrilling.

youtube.com/watch?v=zDgzIjHkeP8

FIX IT!

BASED SARGON
mobile.twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/872925435742519296

I think Power In A Union is bretty gud

I suppose that I must have misunderstood.
I was assuming that I was being accused of 'posing' as being sympathetic with the left.
I have been accused as such several times here in the past.

But I am indeed the real Howard_Scott.
I simply changed my trip about a month ago.


I am.
I just changed my trip to something that could not be guessed.

soz fam, i havent heard an english version i like, but can stand this version cause the lyrics are given in both

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_did_those_feet_in_ancient_time#Text
Jerusalem makes me well up lad. clear lefitst message

How about the monty python "Oliver Cromwell" song?

CANT CURBE THE CORBE

B R E A K T H E C H A I N S

R

E

A

K

T

H

E

C

H

A

I

N

S

BLAIRITES FUCKING ATOMIZED

MOMENTUM
O
M
E
N
T
U
M

So is it just you guys brigading 4pol?

dunno what song this is

We don't care about 4pol you fag

*muffled Fortunate Son in the distance*

AND IF YOU DONT LOVE ME NOW

wew


Wait what, what's happening in Portugal?

can a burger get an update

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Not exactly a polished version but this gives the right vibe

youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

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BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

WE WON A BATTLE IN THE MEME WAR

Hung parliament likely, with greatly weakened conservatives. Also, blarites for the high jump.

4/pol/ is twitch char tier now.

TORY MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

lol fuckin saved
might be a good addition to the right wing cringe thread

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THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE SOCDEM GANG

Early early early days. 10:5 to Labour but give it til 7am at least

THE TIME HAS COME COMRADES

youtube.com/watch?v=oQVD1XdQrd4

youtube.com/watch?v=dVbC0jASJYA

Is Jeremy really that likeable/OK?

DON'T FORGET
uspoliticsinfo.com/2017/02/21/wikileaks-obama-ordered-cia-to-interfere-in-elections-in-france/

SEE SOMETHING? SAY SOMETHING!

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He's a big guy

FML, English Tories literally BTFO but will be salvaged by gains in Scotland

SNP headed for 22 losses

any scots wanna cry together?

Jesus Christ BBC, stop telling me about Comey, I don't want that burger shit

For you

/OURGUY/

As an American, everything "bad" about him just makes me like him more.

Then be a patrician and order chicken instead.

Real Talk: would it be a good idea to get out of politics if Corbyn wins?
Like, just go "happy end" and then duck out a bit instead of following things closely.

It seems like an outside enough bet that I won't have to be held to it, but in a moment of flux I'd say it's probably not an interest I can maintain actively without increasingly negative costs to my mental health.
(Although given the bet is predicated on quitting while ahead, that's a weird thing to say - since a Tory win conversely must mean holding my own head under the black black waters and going quietly into the night…)

youtube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ

Is that music from Gundam?

Lol, a single "woohoo" for the UKIP candidate in Swindon. Great job pal!

this

UKIP FUCKING DEAD ASS

sORRY i DONT KNOW i JUST STOLE IT FROM THE WEBM thread

do tell if you find out cause its pretty powerful

Sounds kind of like a mix of some classic Gundam song.

independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/tories-majority-hung-parliament-general-election-2017-darlington-belweather-a7780396.html

I'm half scot if that counts

Well, I mean, the soviet meme doesn't seem all bad if your allowed to have porn and internet. I hope Badmouse get's on DP also.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tories failing to take seats that they spent shitloads of time and money campaigning in, beautiful

GANG GANG GANG GANG=

Hang your local fucking Tory

COMRADE KIRK

Amerifat here. Did Corbyn win yet?

Labour gain Rutherglen in Scotland.
Apparently lots of young yes-voters went Corbyn.

Bit miffed about that, since Scottish Labour is a disloyal mess that deserves death.

Labour gain Rutherglen & Hamilton West fml

You remember how with the burger election there was a slow burn with people being dumbfounded and confused? There's going to be a while before anything is declared the way things are now

Labour outperforming exit poll.

In fact, there will be internets and porn, but it will all be free.

now… There may be some ..checks on .. what you say.. But why would you worry about that comrade? You don't want the bourgies back, do you?

looking good now
if we can the tories below 300 that would be amazing

i think its fromKavinsky

It isn't if Corbyn won yet, it's how badly he's fucking up the Tory's shit

It's beautiful

no doubt, scottish labour is shit, but being a "young person in scotland", basically everyone i speak to is more energized and enthusiastic about corbyn than the snp

imagine if corbyn wasn't held back by blairites for 2 years

Ah I am very happy for you britfriends.


Here take some of my dialectic to help you win your election. We americommunists place our dialectic in the UK.

so can corbyn do anything except a disappointing social democracy at best

Me

Yeah his foreign policy is great

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I'm a young person in Scotland of exactly that make (since Scottish politics is boring as fuck.)
Still voted SNP though, probably because I'm the kind of wanker who actually follows Scottish political history back to the 1970s instead of just meme-teaming it.

The biggest worry is dumbos who don't understand FPTP vote-wasting in the SNP-CON seats instead of looking at the most likely way to stop a Conservative administration.

nope, but he can help Britain stop slashing health care and aiding the Saudis in the genocide of the Yemenis

does that mean good brexit deal/stop supporting wahhabist monarchies?

Legitimate anti-imprialism alone is reason enough to vote for someone in the west. He holds that position sincerely where people like Sanders in the US were shaky at best

Why would commies invent clothing that sticks to boobs, ass and pussy like that, though?

Stop, my penis can get only so erect.

You think this'll affect France's house elections at all?

Regardless of who wins, this tells the centralized forces of power in the West that Democracy is not on their side, and in order to win bigger, they may have to pander to the far left.

They won't ever do that.

Which must be scaring them shitless. In Britain, they said Corbyn could have never pulled this off.

He did.

People are overwhelmingly voting for the far left over the "safe bet".

How this shapes elections to come? It's up to the people to decide. And right now, they're deciding.

SHY COMMIE EFFECT

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He'll stand up to the Wahhabis.

Also if you watch his interview about the gas attack in Syria, he never actually implied that it was committed by Assad.

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I KNEW IT

imagine fascism with Jeremy as fuhrer

Too libshit


No, this is the beachhead opening in a grander battle. Our mission now must be to purge the Blairites from Labour, organize a fresh slate of populist leftists, and ready the party for a majority government in the next general election.


If PR passed following a Corbyn win, it would lock the Tories out forever.

I DONT FUCK WIT YOU IF YOU DONT GANGBANG

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i hope rudd is gone

Imagine your head in a fucking toilet going dead in with your ankles being held by Jeremy Corbyn

Because that's what's going to happen to you tomorrow you UKIP loving fuck

4/pol/ is fucking hilarious right now. Also smh at all these Johnny Foreigners posting there who's entire shallow worldview is based on migration.
Also blairities and guardianistas will have to APOLOGIZE to UKIP voters.

He was like Bernie where he called for an independent investigation and never pointed a finger at Assad

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CORBYN IS IN THE LEAD WITH THE BETTING MARKETS

predictit.org/Market/3189/Who-will-be-prime-minister-of-the-United-Kingdom-on-June-30

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

twitter.com/Michael_Heaver/status/872953347288035329

forgot flag

best thing

Sources at the Hastings count say Rudd is GONE.

ree dont give me flashbacks to hillary vs bernie

INVISIBLE HAND AT WORK

YAY

TAKE MY STRENGTH
TAKE MY FAITH
TAKE MY MEMES

CAN'T CURB THE CORB

It looks like we're going to take Sheffield Hallam. Nick Clegg's seat. Poor Nick Clegg.

no fucking way

yes
wait, why?

THEY SAID HE WOULD NEVER WIN

THEY ARE NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE

the whole 'racist working class, fuck y'all for brexit' narrative

It's not about the election, but the based Naz-Bol friends we amde along the way

I doubt it, but what the hell do I know, and I mean it.

Holla Forums EPIC BTFO

Okay everyone, at the signal of Corbyns win, get ready to raid Holla Forums

may's still up by three cents (but falling fast)

youtube.com/watch?v=ew_heGDWUtg
for >you
youtube.com/watch?v=8ArflgRec7o

JEZZA TAKE MY COMMUNISM

UK GONNA DO A TRUMP BUT WITH A LEFTY

twitter.com/matthewbennett/status/872972311908974592

Nobody is apologizing to UKIP because UKIP DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE

CAN'T CURB THE CORB!
CAN'T HURT THE KURT!
CAN'T IMPEDE THE CENTIPEDE!
Can't Corner the Dorner
Can't Cuck the Zuck
Can't Mossad the Assad
Can't Dodge the Rodge
Can't Flimflam the Zimzam
Can't Simmer the Zimmer
Can't Stump the Trump
Can't Barrage the Farage

But that wasn't in the manifesto, was it? So it'd be a mess trying.

If the SNP are on ~30 seats though, it'd be ideal for them to back it (although Blairite backbenchers might fuck it up.) since they'd have no losses.

Fug

S H O O K

MARQUONS LES JEUX~

BLAIRITES GET ANXIETY DREAMS

ah yeah. they still won't apologize though…ever

hahahahahahahaha

LITERALLY SHAKING

I hope Rowling is the first person Comrade Jezza sends to the guillotine.

Labour win Battersea, this is insane

He means that UKIP voters (not the leaders) were never actually voting out of "muh racism" but out of genuine self-interest and are turning to Labour now because they were never unrepentant racists the way neolibs said they were

CHOO CHOO

Thanks my dude. I thought I'd heard it before, but somehow the point from :26 to :35 sounds like a sample from MSG, or maybe my ears are just playing tricks on me.

Rowling rn

corbyn first order is taking all of jk rowling's property and redistributing it

CRANIUM REMOVIUS!

Rowling will get a Sorting Hat that sorts her into Gulag or Wall

sweet shit

CORBYN IS LITERALLY VOLDEMORT

I want to go to bed but I'm scared of what I might wake up to

My hometown Tooting in London Increasing the Labour majority by 12000.

It was a Tory target seat.

Fucking kek.

tell me i won't get a gf lads

KEK

Okay, the Rutherglen result has me proper spooked

OH MAN QUICK EVERYONE TO TWITTER RUB IT IN JK ROWLINGS FACE

Is she British Rail because looks like she's getting PUBLICLY OWNED

I AM WET

Rupert Murdoch just stormed out of an election party furious

TFW Corbyn really was nega-Trump the whole time

what level of happening are we on?

HOURLY REMINDER THAT JEREMY HAS NOT WON YET

wait with your raids ffs

Burgertard here. Does Corbyn have a chance of actually becoming PM or just taking a majority?

You will never, ever have an enjoyable love life with that qt you have been eyeing for the past month

My nigga you ain't never gonna find your soulmate, fight in the revolution together, and tell your grandkids about it.

You'll never get a gf and you'll die alone unhappy

good luck

UKIP literally BTFO

you won't get a gf lad

just kidding jez will give you a state funded waifu

twitter.com/roadto326/status/872973396501557250

This further proves Sanders would have won.

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Labour still lost according to the exit poll. 314 is a larger number than 266.

Holla Forums forgot basic number counting and are celebrating over nothing.

A new flag for a new age for Britan.

brilliant dialectics

Yes, had he not gotten sabotaged and cucked by the DNC and the Hillary Shills

He has a chance to become Prime Minister, he also has a chance to have a hung parliament in his favor, with massively unpopular Tory to go up against in any upcoming election, which, the closer it is to this, would see massive gains in labour's influence.

Corbyn is God King of Heaven and Earth.

HI EVERYONE!, I'M JK ROWLING

*GETS EPIC BTFO*

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"If exit poll is correct, Labour has had biggest increase in popular support during campaign by any party in British political history."

stop chatting shit fam

lol

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It’s a hung parliament. And the Torries lost the majority.

twitter.com/fuckmuir/status/872945732189290496

Was this from a recent episode?

Also want some Angry Sargon tears for good measure.

Revolutionary Guards when?

Thanks for the opinion amerifat. Now learn how parliament works.

Rorkes eternally BTFO

GOD WILLS IT

This is your mind on American politics lmfao

polling stations are open for 15 hours

checked

If nothing else happens if murdoch gets the bullet and the right wing press gets dismantled it will be a great success

BREAK THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM

GULAG WHEN??????????

Evidence is showing that the exit polls could be underestimating Labour; even if not,
1. They prevented a Tory majority
2. The LibDems might form a coalition to get Corbyn elected
3. This is one of the craziest comebacks ever and evidence that leftism is on the rise

No, you're the one who can't count. 314 + 266 is 580, not 650. There are 70 third-party seats there. Corbyn could easily get in with the support of a coalition of chaos.

Sargon may still be streaming. He was earlier and he was butthurt. I don't know the context of the TJ clip. He's pretty consistently succdem these days, but DP used to play clips of police brutality a lot and they rip on capitalism now and then.

Now

What level are we on?

Terminal shit taste tbh

IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE BOYS

I cannot fucking wait for Trump to say something.

LABOUR BREAKS 50%

Labour gone from 17,000 to 34,000 in Tooting

BASED T O O T I N G

He'll probably just congratulate him like he did with Macron.

Probably "You asked for this" in global terms, definitely at least "It's too late" for the UK.

Tom Watson isn't much of a speaker is he.

YOU CANT STOP IT

no longer edging tbh

Trump extends his hand, trying to power shake

Corbyn dodges, stares him dead on, doesn't shake his hand

I cannot fucking wait for Corbyn to ban Trump from entering the country

did corbyn win yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Byz7eU8jF0

No, not the Lib-Dems. There extremely neoliberal. There worst than the Torries.

T O O T I N G

Yeah but that's good for our exports la

*corbyn teleports behind him, unsheathes mosin bayonet

That's if Trump can understand what a hung parliament.

He's more likely to react like this retard

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"It’s a magnificent, huge victory for the British working class."

You can't stop it

THEE DIALECTIC NEEDS OUR ENERGY


HRNGGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAX POWER

If they get 50% of the vote that would be really iconic - the first government since the war to do so. (and iirc the ones that did were national governments back to near the late1800s, but I may be wrong on that.)


TOOT TOOT

More like Jeremy CARBINE

I just heard the Saudis are angry over the election results

big up the scots.

I doubt he says anything until there's a PM in. The two options are that May or other conservative is in again and he congrats or Corbyn is in and he says congrats. I doubt the gravity of the situation would even register for him

WE MUST MAKE HIM WIN THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF AUTISM

Where the US failed, let the UK triumph!

Labour gain in Vale of Clwyd

Watching the live stream has made me realize that nobody in this fucking country speaks Welsh.

twitter.com/NICKSKY/status/872972753388924928

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==T H I C C == Labour qt Emily thornberry says labour will not join any coalition at all.

Can confirm, only person who is happy here everyone else is mad or doesn't care (I'm an expat)

GIVE HIM OUR FAITH
GIVE HIM OUR MEMES
GIVE HIM OUR HIGH ENERGY

Futurism is a fascist art style

Not only Bernie Sanders would have won, but even someone to the left of him would have won. It's pretty fucking ponderous that offering people something, anything, brings them the polls. Not fucking dabbing on Ellen.

Cause you know nothing about commies. That's why.

LABOUR JUST TOOK THEIR FIRST SEAT FROM THE TORIES

holy shit i imagine you're surrounded by the porkiest of pork porks

WHERE, MAN, WHERE

THE UNITED KINGDOM IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A REVOLUTION MAY HAPPEN VIA ENTIRELY PEACEFUL MEANS

isn't the internet (or at least the chans) haram in saudi?

M8

FASCISM DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE

Vale of Clwyd

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Code yellow to orange.
If Corbs keeps getting over the poll estimates get ready to spam smug anime girls and screencap salt.

it was apropriated by the facists like pseudofacists try to do with vaporwave now

Don't worry, a Sanders-like candidate will be able to run as an independent in 2020 and wipe the floor with Trump and whatever joke of a candidate the DNC puts up (probably Hilldawg again)

God, I hope Clinton drops dead by the end of this year.

BASED WELSH

twitter.com/FrankThomas27/status/872971706276753408

hahahaha

its fugly my man

Lmao dude I'm a westerner I don't have to follow the same rules. Anyway as long as you don't publicly post shit on your facebook or whatever against the saudis you're mostly fine it's not like the royals come by to personally check your history.

g-guys… will the libdems form a coalition?

this is why Corbyn won

How about we all just say that Clinton IS dead and get people to believe us?

GET THE TUNES ON

This guy would’ve won.

HANDS OF DOOM TO THE ALT-RIGHT

Labour will form a government without a coalition.

She literally used forced prisoner labour (aka, the only kind of slavery that's explicitly legal in the US) and was fucking proud of it.

the only reason nobody made a huge fuss of it was because she talked about it in her fucking memoirs which literally NOBODY EXCEPT the most Unironic Hillary fanbois read

You have no idea mate

Okay…he's not going to get the bullet. Is he?

MAKE AMERICA A COLONY AGAIN

WHo is the black lad?

fugg

#BBCelection

Does anyone know what the projected vote shares are?

THE LABOUR VOTE UP BY 50%

How about this one?

that's diane abbott you sexist piggu

Some of them wanted Corbyn

BTFO

2020
2022

The trio will be complete.

(if Sanders is healthy enough at his age)

bullshit lad, they were trying to smear him

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So how's Holla Forums reacting? I'm guessing halfchan doesn't give a fuck, but I imagine 8pol is losing their minds.

Meh, even the article itself admitted he's anti-racist, but then said that there is no "anti-anti-racist" candidate so he's the better of the two options.

Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited

CORBYN FOR MINISTRY OF MAGIC

There article did have some good pro-Corbyn arguments that could swing an alt-righter.

sanders will be like 80 then
let it go

RIP coalition

read this

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This erection is lasting way too long

We need to meme Sherrod Brown as President

The Union Jack is too well designed to stick something on it without looking like shit. How's this?

Sanders will live to be 100 with how healthy he is, and if he dies right after being elected or when campaigning it'll only strengthen the socialist movement in America.

Who?

God damn can one fucking US outlet stop the Comey circlejerk and cover this already?

8pol seems pretty even, but I am seeing some vocal may critics

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS

hahahahahah she's a fucking walking disaster
good thing she'll be out by the end of the year

cant take this gonna go to sleep

Fuck, I guess we'll have fun with the Booker/Clinton/Zuck/Kanye/Warren primaries in 2020

CUSHBOMB 2020

I'm supposed to hate UK because reasons, but really, where US and France failed, look like UK actually decide to take a step to stop that Austerity/Neolibralism bullshits, well done m8!

Shit. I’m telling you red, white, green tricolor is the way to go.

Sanders is healthier than HRC and they're almost the same age. The democrats will probably run her again in 2020, they have literally nobody other than her and maybe Joe Biden.

A conservative. Fuck him.

He's closest to Bernie on issues and isn't as old as him.

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LIKE THE SCIENCE OF MARXISM-LENINISM I AM IMMORTAL

CAN'T CUCK THE ZUCK!

They are calling fake news.

Don't forget Oprah, blaaaaagh…

314 (Cons) + 34 (LibD) = 348
348 is a larger number than the 326 required.

A Tory + Lib-Dem (Neo-Liberals) coalition government is literally what Holla Forums is celebrating right now.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative–Liberal_Democrat_coalition_agreement

We aren't Hungary bruv. Why not a black Union Jack?

theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

that flag looks shite tbh

Prefer that yeah, thats actually the one I thought I was posting

Menaker/Brendan is the only acceptable ticket because they're the ones who actually run and administer shit

That looks like goatse.

Don't like that he backed Clinton, but sadly him or Warren are the best chance a candidate even slightly to the left of the DNC has.

my god, not even the democrats would be delusional enough to run hrc again

futurism can absolutely have a socialist bent.

MEANWHILE IN AMERICA

LibDems already promised no coalition with the tories. Another burger, another retarded post. But what else is new

If they have such a coalition.

Reminder that the Liberals refused to prop up heath in 1974 because he wouldn't give the necessary concessions.

Reminder that we've just seen the Tories piss away their majority in an unnecessary election.

lmfao the lib dems went from 57 to 8 seats going in with the tories they won't do the same for a while

This is a victory that boosts energy into the far left and create excelerationism.

Last time the Lib dems did this their support went from 20% to 2%, also the current LIb dem leader is more leftist than Nick Clegg

also they literally said they wont enter a coalition, and they are closer on the EU to Labour (soft Brexit)


basically you are misinformed lad

I want to say the Dems aren't stupid enough to do that but I think they are

If Corbyn wins the next episode of Chapo is going to be lit as fuck

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No way will the Lib Dems back the Tories this time. May's number one stance is hard Brexit, and Farron's number one stance is no Brexit.

Somebody with the same blood type as Sanders should do that thing where young blood slows the aging process.

amaznig

NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK WITH THE TORIES BECAUSE FUCKING WITH THE TORIES MEANS LOSING AN ELECTION, THEY'RE ELECTORAL POISON NOW. THEY ARE BEING DECIMATED

FUCK OFF TORY SHITS

Who the fuck else do they have? Chuck Schumer? If it's not HRC maybe they'll try running a celebrity of their own.

LMFAO a libdem coalition would be a fucking disaster for both parties. I fucking hope they go for it

If the only issue was Brexit, there’d be a shine fein - Torry coalition.

I WILL GIVE MY BLOOD AS READILY AS I HAVE GIVEN MY MEMES

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I have to be up tomorrow but fuck it, pulling an all nighter just for this

60 seats declared thus far
LAB 31
CON 22
LIB 0
SNP 4
DUP 2

He could unironically get elected to the city council in Brooklyn or whatever just based on Chapo funding and votes

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What are the odds he's a Holla Forums user?

死ね Fein

How’s this

We should convince them to run Matt Damon with Danny Devito as VP

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how dis?

Hungary/10

twitter.com/LibDemPress/status/872935171414249473

Why don't you support Posadism comrade?

Sources indicate that the boy bout to do it

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top kek

get it together britain ffs

Remember to Bully your Tory and Con friends and if they cry tonight remember to make them feel worse

Kek, they're fucked and they know it.

can someone link to the stream

Eh, yellow is shite except on a red background. I'd still go with the white.

Cornish-led union when?

Clearly the true flag of Britan.

the way you guys announce winners is pretty toxic. its like a game show and you have all the losers up there on tv to look disappointed

Danny Devito is kind of /ourguy/ though.

PHILIP DAVIES HAS JUST LOST TO LABOR

RIP IN FUCKING PIECES ASSHOLE

Back to Reddit

I like it better this way. Would've been great to see Hillary throw a tantrum on tv after Trump won.

What constituency?

If the youth give Corbyn the pm I'm gonna stop bashing millennials

retire bitch

Nigel Farage on the BBC stream right now

pls liberate us

Matt Damon knew Howard Zinn

That's why I suggested them m8

I like it.

please no

love virgil's election autism

Clinton wing candidates:
Corey Booker (Obama lite)
Kirsten Gillibrand (Hillary lite)
Marc Cuban (Trump lite)
Zucc
Andrew Cuomo (shithead governor of New York)
Al Franken (the very small demographic of 50/60 year old white suburban liberals)

Sanders wing:
Elizabeth Warren
Sherrod Brown
^both of whom backed fucking Clinton lmao
Tulsi Gabbard (fucked up Modi supporter)

The primary is going to be fucked. Sanders really has no choice, but to run.

MAKE
AMERICA
A COLONY
AGAIN

They know in advance so they've some time to prepare.

Labour is getting 10% swings in many places. Quite extraordinary.

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BATTERSEA LIBERATED

Shipley, was supposed to be a safe Tory seat too

Who else /YORKSHIRE/ here? Labour are killing it here, taking fucking Shipley and everything.

Better than the way we have it.

Fucking Clinton wouldn't even show her face at the Javitz.

this kind of shit is amazing

watching Carlgon's stream.
He's pissed

Sorry fam, I /Lancashire/

Blackpool is looking good tho

NO TORY IS FUCKING SAFE

put him in the bin

wtf is that?

Here's how Boris can still win

link

Holla Forums wants to be like Felix

Holla Forums is actually an autistic hybrid of Virgil/Matt

None of the Clinton wing candidates are known enough to do the job of both beating Trump and overcoming the rage people have for the party.

Tulsi Gabbard has some support from former Sanders supporters, but I think most see through her. The idea that Warren or Brown can pull votes after their spinelessness is the apex of comedy, fam.

Sanders would have won if not for DNC fuckery and he absolutely would win if he ran in 2020 as an independent.

TORYS ARE THE NEW MUSLIMS

They cut off Farage for it too. What a dream.

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have you heard of the "var of piss"?

Bit of the old Crimbo m8?

DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS TIME BEFORE
youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

Why the fuck does Boris even want to be PM though when he publicly rejected it after Brexit? He just wanted to let someone else take the fall and THEN go into power? What a cunt.

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=hla1cFbJ9OU

The Tories have wound down the SNP's 9,600 majority down to 36 votes in Perthshire apparently

Holy fucking shit, it was a 10% swing

FUCKING CURTAIN FALLS ON THE TORY'S PLACE IN HISTORY

TORY'S NEVER EVEN EXISTED

though farage said we are on the verge of a socialist revolution.

>Tfw Scottish Nationalist trying to alternate between wanking myself raw at the prospect of Corbyn winning and preparing my exit bag for

The clown's making a comeback to dupe the working class once again.

Also don't forget that Trump has changed the game by getting the media to show their ass. Everyone realizes now that the old game of dumping on a candidate until they flake doesn't work unless they let it. Sanders or even an upstart with similar positions could do the alternative media circuit and BTFO everyone.

good, let's see that smug faggot smile when the reds are marching down the street

Literally me right now.

I thought the 34 seat projection was a fluke but after Angus and Rutherglen literally anything can happen

love him or hate him, farage knows his shit

can someone msg the chapo lads to do something on our election pls

this is spot on

Blackpool North? That would be a big one.

PRESTON IS OURS, BOYS.

for the love of fuck I hope labour manages to get into power without a coalition with the libdems

I want Corbyn to be PM but liberals are the worst people on earth, I'd prefer the Conservatives to a coalition that includes the libdems.

But wasn't filippo marinetti the original futurist? He admired Mussolini and worked with him.

PRESTON AND OGMORE ARE OURS, BOYS.

People are voting for UKIP in tens of numbers hahahahahahahahahahaha

lol was a typo i thought he said revolution, he actually said second referendum.

He pulled out because Gove cucked him, not because he didn't want to win.

If labour gets a coalition and BTFOs tories this sends a strong message. As long as they don't royally fuck up won't they have a good chance at a majority next time?

Lib-Dems won't do it. Worst case they stand aside and let a Labour minority slide in.

For as long as the proles have the strength to breathe, there is hope.

they released a special pre-election ep for you guys this week, i'm sure they'll do a post-mortem

We will need to worry about is the gen Zers though.

labour absolutely will not form a coalition with anyone
they're happy to run a minority government but that's it
what is this gonna do to brexit though, that starts in 11 days, right? will they postpone it?

I think Sanders runs again, but under the Democratic party because of how weird the election laws are throughout the country not leaving him much other choice.
Probably with Warren as his VP (closest to him in the Senate and the Clintonites like her)


I agree, but I really don't see any upstart with lefty politics right now. They need to get their name out there now if there is one. Trump didn't exactly come from nowhere, he had been prominent in national politics since he lead the birther movement against Obama.

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CON hold on Hemel Hempstead

Currently 50/29 with 91 seats declared.

reminder

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream
cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream
cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

Fucking hell, me too. I'll feel like a right tit If my seat switches to Labour and I voted against. I thought it was a secure safe seat, but now…

zionists on twitter are very upset

twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/872976198556581891
twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/872977542256439296
twitter.com/benshapiro/status/872977507607171072

Rudd is rattled

I don't really actively involve myself in politics though since I live in a rural area. I just follow along, and in particular read history. It's more of an autismal interest than a practical one.


Is it just me or does Labour still seem to be overperforming?

can't mossad the assad

Ben fucking Shapiro ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Russia cleary hacked the UK election

Bury north has been snatched from CON, keep at it lads.

LAB hold on Barnsley east
CON hold on Epping foresr

YOUR TIME IS UP BOURG

Someone cap this posts, it's amazing.

Truly the greatest of timelines.

FUCK OFF

exactly, he was playing the long game.

What if the Curse of Assad runs in the inverse and the US elects Tulsi?

Is there a harry potter reference for being wrong about fucking everything?

this sort of zionist scum is why i have a modicum of empathy for Holla Forumsacks, Nazbol shite, and other forms of anti-capitalist antisemitism.

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jo swinson better not win her seat
she better not

i mean it
she better not

i really don't like her
she better not.

This is Sanders' biggest weakness. His apologism, his politeness, his now needless realpolitik. We need a leftist demagogue who ignores people that call him names and attempt politically correct character assassination.

Frog here, when exactly will we know the results?

For the first time I'm genuinely starting to believe that Jeremy Corbyn could really do it… could it really happen?

Nicolson doesn't stand a chance, if the SNP results so far have any swing.

Blessing of Assad?

i can only get so hard

THIS IS HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

FUCK

lel

HUEHUEHUEHUE

Bernard brothers strike again

Bernie is a pussy. He doesn't have the venom in him to actually go after anyone.

I hope they get bullied.

Sheeit, the SNP have lost their leader.

LAB hold on hull north and blaydon

57/41

YOU WON'T FUCKING EXIST WHEN THE RESULTS COME

HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT

AHAHAHAHAHA

Tulsi would not be good and I think too many Sanderistas see through her. They would be her base.


To be fair, nobody understood how needless realpolitik was until Trump actually won. I would cream my jeans if Bernie came back without his filter. He has to know by now the time for that is over. Fucking imagine him openly calling for imprisoning bankers and shit.

Fucking Scotts

Fuck I hope

SNP getting shafted, good to see.

Angus "96% white" Robertson out.
FUCK FUCK FUCK


Just their Westminster one, mind.
I don't want to tempt fate by saying Salmond could take over.

LAB hold on garston and halewood,

HOGWARTS FUCKING DEMOLISHED FOR THE STEVE COOGAN SCHOOL OF ACTING

WHAT THE FUCK

The dastardly socialistic 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧Bernie bros🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧, who invite evil RUSSIAN FOREIGN INFLUENCE on our precious American homeland, have striked again

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis.

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted for the Conservatives. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote for the SNP.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

Not available in my country.

Salmon dis in trouble himself, isn't he?

You know May will claim the Russian hacked the election.

ALARM COMRADES

BBC NOW FORECASTING TORY MAJORITY

Come on Jezza!

JEZZA IS FUCKING GODZILLA

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62/47

I like these numbers so far

LEFTYPOL INVASION OF HOGWARTS BEGINS NOW

Apparently so, although I'm hoping the Lib-Dems and Tories tear the shit out of one another and he sails ahead.

British
Brainwashing
Corperation

This guy was actually fairly solid in the house of commons, though.

Better SNP than Tories

Is there going to be a purge?

oooo Jeremy Corbyn!

MELTDOWN

MAY

btw "senator" comes from the latin word for "old-ass fuck".
so yeah you can't be too old to be a senator

Wait, I'm so confused. They just reported themselves that senior Tory MPs don't think they're going to outperform the exit poll. Why the change?

underrated

SLYTHERIN IS NAZBOL

Hello Kezia

SNP is much better than worries, lib-dens, or the Blairites.

no 322

I want to seize and redistribute Hermione's means of reproduction.

they lose in england but massivly outgain in scotland compared to exit poll

Seriously though we need some dank meme art of leftypol users breaking down the front of Hogwarts and revolting against the Tory wizards

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Damn, the BBC have changed their forecast - CON 322 LAB 261. Doesn't really gel with what we're seeing IMO.

Where can I sign up to move over there and join the Jezzbollah secret police?

what the fuck

East Yorkshire here m8, no chance of Lab knocking off Graham Stuart

how can you look at the absolute labour GAINZ at the moment and give the Tories MORE?

youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

AMBER RUDD IS OUT

Stop watching BBC

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BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

they were expected to giain 6-8 seats, might gain 15 or more

AMBER RUDD IS FUCKING HISTORY

YOU NEVER EXISTED BITCH

Looks like labour has a decent lead so far, not liking the look of Scotland though

still a hung parliament, correct?

Let's raid reddit.com/r/harrypotter with socialist propaganda

im worried tories are gonna make up seats in 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧Scotland🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

It's not that great, fam. As soon as we didn't win Nuneaton it was obvious we had not hope of governing. It's still much worse for the Tories than expected, but it looks like Scotland might save them.

Why are scots voting tory?

Seriously considering making my life's mission to emigrate from Scotland.

r/ing that "THIS IS NOW" pic of Corbyn with Soviets, I feel it suits the current mood.

Man didn't know all women are soulless slave owners

The absolute state of all those Englishes in the stream chat

Don’t trust the BBC. It’s just neoliberal propaganda.

So will he punt the queen in the cunt?
Burger here, and that's the only thing I care about.

Remember

muh IRA muh rangers muh nevur surrendur. #WATP

twitter.com/bbcsoutheast/status/872984972445061124

LWA is the superior magic school setting, anyways.

Only 1 short of a working majority, assuming Sinn Fein abstain.

Tory campaign in Scotland was nothing like the Tory campaign south of the border. Whole thing was based around stopping the SNP getting enough seats to try and pull a second independence referendum.

AHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

can this timeline get any danker? am i dreaming?

Oh daddy Corby loves to bring a HUNG PARLIAMENT to the table, you know?

Nicolson doesn't stand a chance, if the SNP results so far have any swing.

YouGov's power levels too high. They projected this.

sargon on suicide watch

that Putney MP is a super qt, even if she's a con

SCOTLAND IS SAVING THE TORIES

WE NEED TO NUKE THAT PLACE

Sinn Fein need to stop being pricks and fucking do a coalition with Jermy.

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Dude thinks that Corbyn is going to impose socialism as soon as he sworn in and is extremely butthurt right now.

He apparently lost.

Chalk me up as on suicide watch even if Corbyn wins. HATE her face.

the media tried to bury corbyn and met similar success. the porky media is getting cucked in the west.

I wish I lived in the world, Sargon thinks we liven in.

Goddamn frigid cunts in the north, come to your senses.

Sauce/lewds?

bravo scotcucks, bravo!

How has this thread got 820 replies? I thought it recycles at 450?

scotts too drunk to vote proper.

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want to die

Don't trust a word Silver says after the US elections.

press F5

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I heard even Kensington and Chelsea might go red, any truth to this?

Are you being serious m8, her mouth is several sizes too big.


Refresh it, only the last 450 replies will be there.

I blame whisky.

FUCKING SCOTLAND WHY ARE YOU THROWING THIS FOR US

It does, that number is just counting from when you loaded the page.

Reading about his past, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if Sanders is or was at some point secretly an unironic tankie or something. But what I've seen of him since the election seems discouraging, he's pushing alongside all the ridiculous libshit nonsense about the FBI, Russia, white nationalist memers, defending the mainstream media that backstabbed him, and echoing scaremongering about idpol. Wasting energy slagging on Trump instead of trying to get something useful like domestic infrastructure projects and trade tariffs off the ground.

He might change his tune during the next election, but I don't think he understands what a sham Trump revealed the accepted "wisdom" on the political process to be.

anyone got that webm of corbyn coming out of the limo?

They've been trying to kill it since 1850 and have dicksquat to show for it.

he's not being bullied hard enough
fucking prick

FIX YOUR FUCKING VOTING SYSTEM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

With if all Scotts are secret Sargon fans?

GIVE CORBYN YOUR MEMES AND ENERGY

It's actually Theresa May

Mays palms are sweaty, Torys weak, pound is heavy

There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's bruchetti

She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready

To drop houses, but tennants keep on lettin'

What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

She opens her mouth, but the sense won't come out

She's chokin', how, everybody's Labour' now

The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Corbyn, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes

It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

POWER IN JEZZA

POWER IN JEZZA

POWER IN JEZZA

POWER IN JEZZA

love Margaret Beckett, despite ideological differences.

MUMMY

How do I into kind-hearted lefty BF who likes music and traveling and has an Autism Level between 130 and 145?

Like, where do I go outside of college? What the fuck do I put on my online profile? I'll even settle for a succdem ripe for conversion.

This Renfrewshire Tory looks like one cheeky cunt.

sky forecasts 308-328 for tories

HAHAHAHAHA
I shouldn't laugh, but it's nice to see traitors get theirs.

there was a PM named theresa
brexiteering wouldn't please her
she called an election
for critique deflection
now jeremy's labour unseats her


hubristic politicking blunder
collapsing opinion polls stunned her
a red insurrection
piledrove her election
a legacy dragged six feet under

Kek, some much for the working class carl

Post tummy

the bell it tolled for amber rudd
her adversaries wept with joy
her fief collapsed with thunderous thud
cause corbyn is the fucking boy

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post feet

Stream chat in a nutshell

That's reassuring, the BBC is forecasting a significantly worse result.

Yeah Sanders is just a liberal. I wish he was a closet commie who just uses liberal talking points to redpill his supporters but he's only radical compared to the rest of the US.

Base poet

he doesnt know our true power level.

Reuters was just reporting that Tories are no longer expecting an overall majority but now they're reporting that the BBC is projecting the Tories getting exactly 322 seats :-(

what are their numbers?

Jo Swinson won Dunbartonshire East…

322-261

I FUCKING HATE YOU JO SWINSON
I HATE YOU
HATE
HATE
HATE

GET OFF MY SCREEN
GET OFF MY PLANET
GO TO HELL

(But you better be gone when I get there.)

HATE
HATE
HATE

Khama Savant need to be the next president. I don’t even care that she’s a trot anymore.

322-261

I want all of you fams to know I'm taking a shot for every labour conquest from the tories.

good enough for me tbh. american politics is pure cancer aside from bernie so i'm glad he's there.

post thighs

His old writings and quotes are quite radical, not just compared to the U.S.

In any case, I think it's irrelevant now, because I don't see him actually running in 2020, but helping a candidate he chooses build off his base.

Moar

I can't take this abuse much longer

Which doesn't sound much worse but I assume that's at the middle of a range which could give the Tories an OK majority.

That's good right? Lower than the 326 they need

Find a succdem, and peg him while reading the capital to him

wtf i hate scots now

Our hopes are a little higher now because of early results elsewhere though

Northern Ireland cucks will give them the support they need

CORBYN GRABBING TITTIES
twitter.com/DMcCaffreySKY/status/872988175454613505
ABSOLUTE LAD

Well a tory coalition with a different party is better than an outright sorry majority.

this is literally what GrilledKambing's art is

CLEGG OUT

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Sinn Fein got one seat from Unionists, could be deciding factor if a majority for conservatives is reached

CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD
CLEGG DEAD

lol I saw that and knew it would be a thing


yep

RIP Nick Clegg

CLEGG GOT FLUSHED, WIPED, AND DIAPED

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Lol what the fuck.

RIP NICK CLEGG

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT

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Good. Long live a united island.

Press F to pay respects

FU

F
(uck you, cunt.)

f
ucking liberal

A wild cuckservitive appeared.

5 YEARS TOO LONG NICK CLEGG


JUST'D

PEG THE CLEGG

FUGGGGg ::DDD

nick clegg, retire bitch

Bernard brothers at it again

Fuck you

You're an absolute bitch Clegg

very afraid salmond is going to lose his seat.

he's a good lad.

london needs to take no hostages

press S to spit on grave

S

My usually bitch ass cat is purring in my lap, it's a good sign lads

JEZZA CONFIRMED ALPHA MALE

S

LET HER GIVE HER MEMES AND FAITH TO CORBYN

This has been a disaster

Hold me rosebro

Literally who?

google little witch academia

God. I always forget that one, but it's okay because it's funny.

Nick Clegg, our local NeoLib scumsucker

would seriously consider emigrating if i thought i'd ever have any desirable skills or employment chances or so on.

New Zealand must be nice this time of year.

(I mean in a less depressive mode, even 32 is still trumping the 1974 previous best. I can't help but feel that the SNP have done as they always do and peaked too soon, though - same with indyref, 51% just a week too early…)

Nick Clegg.

In 2010 no party had an absolute majority so LibDems (his party) and the Conservatives went into a coalition where he proceeded to do absolutely nothing but suck conservative dick and break manifesto promises.

They're doing a recount in Hastings & Rye.

Labour gain Peterborough, sick

corbyn wasn't kidding about his mental health manifesto - tonight has completely cured my depression!

Our hemisphere is shit and NZ isn't much better
t. Ausfag

SING WITH ME, LADS

This is her opinion on the matter :^)

Yeah, nah, fuck off Bazza

youtube.com/watch?v=H2wcUz8h6Wo

Turd Worldists being retarted.

t h i c c

Can someone explain to me what the fuck the point of Blairism is?

Like, they're center-"left" bourgeois cocksuckers, I get that, but why are they in the Labor party instead of the Liberal Democrat party?

catte butte

Then fuck him, I wish my country would get rid of neolib scums!

Corbyn's daughter is a QT

Because the Labor Party is bigger and Blairites are opportunists.

idk I thought they needed 322 but maybe I was wrong

Wait, how many kids does he have?

me when i see the GAINZ Labour is making

LABOR GAINING

Oh, it's politically even worse than us. It's fucking nightmarish, but I just want to get out and get a fresh start.

I mean NZ Ambulances are run by charity, it's neoliberalism across a landmass the size of Britain with a population the size of Scotland, but there's not as many kill-you-in-the-toilet things as Australia and they speak English without actually being Scotland, so…

It's 323 effectively with SF not taking their seats.

twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617

kekekeke

This bitch doesn't know how to spell best

quick math

326 to win

103 CON
126 LAB

259/650, 391 left

CON needs 223 more to win or 57% of the remaining votes
LAB needs 200 more to win or 51% of the remaining votes

THEY JUST LET YOU GRAB IT

Fucking brocialists amirite?

Absolute lad

/ourguy/

He has no daughters only sons

Based John

One other note on the Scottish Campaign: People kept wanking over devolved issues in a Westminster campaign.

Every single debate was about education, hospitals, etc, and the SNP's Holyrood governance as opposed to the issues at the actual election in Westminster. (Even if the SNP were wiped out to 0 seats here, they'd still run Holyrood.)

THE FACE OF hatred of women

Typical brocialist birthing only males

Can any jocks here redbull me on why SNP lost so much?
I guess this also puts the spanner in any indyref?

I want Corbyn to cum inside my asspussy

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Scotland is shit, simple as.

Americucks BTFO

Why do the Scots have to let us down?

Looks like Liverpool is going to be split

If Labor can keep up this momentum, a government built out of a coalition of left-leaning parties is a real possibility.

I'm fucking shocked that things are going this well for Corbyn.

Salmond's probably out, seems depressed.

I admire his ability to stand straight while taking a punch on the nose, but you can tell.


My inclination is actually low turnout.
(Also, conflation of devolved issues with Westminster ones, unionist tactical voting, and 56 seats being a ridiculously high crest.)
Politically maybe, even though it really ought not to. (Unless the SNP hold back for tactical strategies.)


Also this.
(Although I can't help but wonder if this expanded form of self-loathing on my part is just how nationalists handle our genetic Scottish-cringe.)

going by the YouGov predictions, a lot of the seats the Tories are taking are ones they were expected to, whereas the ones Labour are taking are ones the SNP were expected to keep

twitter.com/Snowden/status/872955838440329217

The way nobody reacts is funny as shit.

Little Witch Academia

HUNG PARLIAMENT.EXE

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Cambridge is now labour territory. Good to see the intelligentsia doing their part

I see. She has nice thighs.

H U N G
U
N
G

vocaroo.com/i/s0AhokhDOFN5

Wow what a surprise


Based

obama's Goldman handlers have their tentacles all over the world lol

One of the reasons i semi-like john major when he had his silly glasses was that he leaked information about Clinton's uni days to the republicans and got caught, so the two were always distant.

The Democrats are a right-wing party. The only party in America that’s somewhat left and has some influence is the Greens.

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good
keep on doing the nazbol magic

dont worry user, we're working to btfo these fuckers. give us time…

LATEST UPDATE:

Labour
Jeremy Corbyn
130
20%

Conservative
Theresa May
113
17.4%

Scottish National Party
Nicola Sturgeon
17
2.6%

Democratic Unionist Party
Arlene Foster
7
1.1%

Plaid Cymru
Leanne Wood
3
0.5%

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Messina_(political_staffer)

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So what's the real reason these people keep getting hired?

Corbyn with those 40k votes man he crushed 'em hard.

Jezza got over 40,000 votes, the madman. Gigantic majority.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0AhokhDOFN5>>1749340

THE GAINS

Fukken saved.

7

BBC coverage: bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40104373

Just refresh the page every 30 seconds and it's good

How does he keep getting away with it?

lmao jezza won 73% in his constituency

Is Loony nazbol?

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Leanne Wood for Prime Minister

The Democrats went from a slave owning tax hating party to a socdem party into a neocon party

The republicans went from the neocon party to the tradcon party to the neocon party in the 1980s - 2010 and now are currently the autism party

how can brown boys compete?

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youtube.com/watch?v=lxQw0VoT538

link doesn't work

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ANYONE WHO DISRESPECTS CORBYN GETS FUCKING STAPLED NIPS

Was being sarcastic fams. Sorry can't post reaction pictures so it will lag my computer

vocaroo.com/i/s0AhokhDOFN5

Guardian map shows gains and losses really well.

theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

I keep thinking there's lewds of this Pepe for some reason.

ITV says con target is 322

Vstavay, proklyatlem zakleymyonniy,
Ves mir, golodnykh i rabov!
Kipit nash razum vozmushchonniy,
I v smertniy boy vestiy gotov!
Ves mir, nasilya my razrushim,
Do ostnovanya a zatem!
My nash, my novi, mir postroim,
Kto byl nichem do svanyet vzem!

Eto yest nash poslednim,
I reshitelniy boy!
S Internatsionalom,
Vospranyet rod lyudskoy!

Probably fucked that one up badly since I can't into Russian, so it's all from memory. Also I don't have a Cyrillic keyboard.

Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

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The monster raving loonie party bloke is pretty based

Might just put my head under the pillow for a while in the aftermath of the election to avoid Labourites being smug in Scotland even if the overall result costs Labour a win.

Or just learn the nuances of nigerian politics or something to occupy my time.

Why can't we have a guy like him in Quebec?
NeoLib is destroying everything with this austerity bullshit…

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Where are all these fucking Tories coming from?

THE PANDAS USED TO OUTNUMBER THEM

You can see Pete Wishart has suffered 3 recounts with his cheering.

Fucking hell, that's good.

MUMMY MAY DEFEAT SPEECH COMING UP BOYS

what did he mean by this?

That's my seat now Tory, one which I went out and campaigned for smh

SALTY CONSERVATIVE TEARS

y that bad tho?

"I'm so butthurt that the party I like isn't winning."

He means he can't write a book.

fucking hell, Salmond and Robertson gone but Wishart somehow pulls through

he thinks his sheltered life gives him the right to speak down to foreigners who know their own country's state better than he does

because quebec is a cuck province that needs to stop thinking they're special.

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PORK ON SUICIDE WATCH

Anfems suck my cock to celebrate Labours success. It's big

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LAB +15
CON -3
LD +1
SNP - 10
LAB Gaining from SNP

THE EVIL GOMMIEZ ARE COMMING!

youtube.com/watch?v=xX6INEs2WmE

Someone is butthurt as fuck

better be bigger than Corby's Aubergine otherwise i'm not getting down on my knees

quebec is good tho every province is special g*d bless

RIP to all the lads that went to bed thinking Scotland wouldn't fucking ruin things

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Leyton just went red. (My home const btw)

I know a Tory sympathiser as work. This is going to be fun.

Tories and Labour both above 40% vote share so far.

With the acceleration Jezza is at I don't think Scotland will be much of a problem.

spray paint a jammer and sickle on his car

Stats?

Are the Loonies /ourguys/?

Fuck. Who are these cunts voting Scottish Labour?

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*hammer

Can Lib Dems get 0?

Bit of a consolation for Orient having such a diabolical season.

Definitely. They have seen through the spectacle.

I plan on emailing him smug anime girls in bulk

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Try living in anglo canada bud. At least you guys have Quebec Solidaire.

...

They already won a few so no.

fucking what?

Labour
Jeremy Corbyn
154
23.7%

Conservative
Theresa May
140
21.5%

Scottish National Party
Nicola Sturgeon
23
3.5%

Democratic Unionist Party
Arlene Foster
8
1.2%

Liberal Democrat
Tim Farron
3
0.5%

Plaid Cymru
Leanne Wood
3
0.5%

Sinn Féin
Gerry Adams and Michelle O'Neill
3
0.5%
OTHER:
1

I see Theresa May is leading like 15 joke candidates.

also good

Sinn Féin, please don’t abstain

Why do Tories have a kink for calling unnecessary self-owning elections?

Labour just got leeds west, Tottenham and Bradford. I like this momentum.

Oh wait Chomsky is an anarchist. Never mind. Chomsky’s bad.

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because deep down they're huge cucks and will take any opportunity to get cucked.

But that's a good thing you midget cuck

Zionist here. As much as I'm annoyed by liberal virtue signalling about le evil baby killing colonialists, Israel is so much stronger than any of their neighbors that I doubt any more foreign disapproval would actually hurt it.

Honestly, it might be just enough pressure for them to cede Palestine back to the Jordanians & Egyptians as DMZs, wash their hands of the whole issue, and allow the Muslims to feud among each other.

Echelon's Song

Keep positng commie anthems

Shut the fuck up

Simply being anti-imperialist is enough to be good in the west.

Neocons are disgusting crypto-Trots.

Comrade Corbyn will nuke Isreal.

They have the US on a leash via APAC. Nothing else matters.

Remember that June is after May.

THREAD THEME

WELCOME TO THE TOON TOWN PARTY LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=7JUvmzvFpgU

WE ARE THE CORBYN HEROEEEESSSS OH WHOA
WE ARE THE ONES WHO GONNA LAST FOREVER

how dare intelligent people make intelligent choices? he thinks like a real cuck.

meet your POTUS and PM of UK

Finally securing the "angry old white man who jerk it to nuclear annihilation" constituency for the reelection

*AIPAC

A WILD Holla ForumsYP APPEARS
THE Holla ForumsYP USED FALSE FLAG
The attack is not very effective
A Wild Holla Forumsyp flees

Lel

Would almost feel sorry for may as some kind of autism solidarity thing but i really do not like her.

Hope she's uncomfortable. Hope she feels that deep lingering guilt that overhangs uncertainty. Bad woman.

Don't worry Corbyn likes trains and that's close enough

New information: cat just stepped on my balls and then the tories gain 3 constituencies.

Anybody got a comparison of the exit polls vs. the results so far?

should have used the master ball…

labour majority tonight bois :^)

This is the young guy who beat Nick Clegg.

Didn't even own a suit.

Is he /our guy/?

Lord Buckethead graciously accepting defeat

I didn't realize it was possible for me to like him even more.

twitter.com/Jon_S/status/873000576778371073

don't get everyone's hopes up dude

definitely /ourguy/

wait is he really an autist too?

Corbyns a soccdem liberal sympathiser its just funny watching world bourgeois rage over even a hint of non-austerity

first Holla Forums politician confirmed?

what a fucking shame he didn't win

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Fuck off

Absolute madman

i'd say demsoc and not exactly a liberal sympathiser

I kind of like le milkman tbh.

Thomas the tank engine is now required viewing :^)

I'm just glad he's there.

ayup, he's a succdem but he's anti-austerity and that's fucking good iven how the world bourgeoisie and the global north loves austerity

HAS THIS BITCH EVEN WROTE ANYTHING SINCE HARRY POTTER LMAO

tfw

Dire liberal tweets against the SNP and Corbyn.

No I mean he literally likes trains

BROCIALISM PERSONIFIED

Quelle surprise.

...

He supports capitalism just wants to reform it -> soccdem

Hope Kezia Dugdale is couped.

The lost puppy has become a tedious barker.

When do we get to burn this witch at the stake?

I know, fam. I didn't think you meant anything else.

Fuck off

GET HYPE

youtube.com/watch?v=ONKNwtlaF44

GET HYPE

i know he literally likes trains, i was just joking that that's a symptom of autism (i'm an autist too, i'm not even using it in a pejorative way, i also like trains)

Fuck off

Guys…

…I'm almost getting tired of winning

Can't wait for the sophisticates politics of SLab over the next few years i.e. nothing but Twitter bitching about sexism

BBC just reduced their Tory prediction by about 8 seats.

Can someone post that red alert song from earlier in the thread I didn't download it.

don't jinx it cocknose

And Labour up to 267.

Amber Rudd is demanding her 5th recount of the evening

WEW

It’s time to make Stalin look like an anarchist.

Labour
Jeremy Corbyn
175
26.9%

Conservative
Theresa May
162
24.9%

Scottish National Party
Nicola Sturgeon
26
4%

Democratic Unionist Party
Arlene Foster
9
1.4%

Liberal Democrat
Tim Farron
5
0.8%

Sinn Féin
Gerry Adams and Michelle O'Neill
4
0.6%

Plaid Cymru
Leanne Wood
3
Other
1
0.2%

IT HAS HAPPENED

CANTERBURY IS RED
I FUCKING REPEAT, LABOUR HAS GAINED CANTERBURY

DUP & Sinn Fein both up 2. What does this mean?

Put a cock up your nose amber

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Highlight of the evening

OVER HALFWAY TO A LAB MAJORITY

Is she going to lose her seat. Tbh she really got fucked over lately

Business Idea: Drop Scottish politics after the election and learn more about British Rail circa 1970 and play OTTD.

3rd place lmao

Can the presiding officer just deny a recount at some point? Enough is enough Amber, go home.

UKIP is fucking done

real talk, the shape of his head reminds me of the little plastic capsule you get in kinder eggs

didnt her dad just die?

That SDLP and UUP are RIP.

yes

I hate my countrymen so much. These pasty, overweight fucks eating Cheetos in their air-conditioned living rooms thinking they're rugged individualist cowboys.

Yes, yes, yes. Let’s go Corbyn. Let’s fucking go. THere’s no slowing down the Corbyn train.

I mean, after he'd just survived the Scilly naval disaster of 1707 he couldn't exactly be expected to campaign at full force. He did a good job despite his injuries.

CANTERBURY IS RED
RED I TELL YOU, RED.

Context?


Yea. Still fair play though but damn, bitch had a rough ride

big up my homie

can't absorb the corb

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!!!

Sad for based Galloway‏

I always knew they were reds at heart.

Wot?

damn son

Context is that Canterbury has never been red before. I don't even think they've ever had any MP that wasn't conservative in modern history.

NUTTALL NUTTALL YOU'LL NEVER FALL
FOR THE ANGLO'S GREEDY HANDS

I didn't see it, but I'm guessing it was Hellmarch. Check YT, it has a million versions.


Good, now Cheka has a lead.

"Scottish Conservatives won't be able to vote on English laws per EVEL"
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

-26.5%

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you

Oh so it was never a marginal?

1917, err, 18 will commence again

So is he gonna be the PM?

JEREMY CORBYN WILL RAPE MAY IN FRONT OF PARLIAMENT AS PUNISHMENT

HERE WE COME BUCKOS

delicious

that would be impolite so no

Nope, it was always a Tory safe before.

The true colors of Britan

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TAKE MY POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAKE MY MEEEEEEEMEEEEES

FISCHIA IL VENTO

TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA

Who is the redhead following Corbyn around?

Was he /ourguy/ this whole time?

Long live Canterbury

Farron barely holds seat

LAB 190
CON 176
OTHER IRRELEVENT PARTIES: 54
LABOUR SURGE

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Obviously

he looks like someone drew a face on a thumb

American here… I finally feel hope for the future bros…

I mean.. COME ON!!!

Can I get my hopes up now?

what is that ancap memeball doing there

Corbyn is on course for the highest vote share for Labour since 2001

Labour are on 41% right now but that will sink by a point or two if I understand correctly,

in 2001 Blair got 40.7%, in 1997 Blair got 43.2%

Corbyn is not far from this, but at the moment it looks like he is far ahead of Blair's 35,2% in 2005, Browns 29% in 2010 and Milibands 30.2% in 2015

TL;DR Blairites and childrens book writers btfo

CORBYN NEEDS MORE POWER

DRASTIC MEASURES


NAZBOL GANG ASSEMBLE

being autistic as per usual

JEREMY CORBYN CALLS ON THERESA MAY TO RESIGN

Me too buddy

Another labour conquest from the tories in derby north

me too

Praying that Mundell loses his seat.

Basic economics. Not advanced economics, but basic economics.

It was the Metal version of the Soviet March thanks though.

I wasn't here during the dem primaries was leftypol this pumped for bernie?

Any highlights from May's recent speech? Don't even really know what it was about. Just saw Muke tweeting about it and saying it was pathetic

side story of the night is the continued collapse of the Liberal Democrats with losses everywhere and Nick Clegg getting his karma for tuition fees losing his seat.

CLEGGXIT

This needs music

youtube.com/watch?v=ONKNwtlaF44

YFW LIBDEM TORY SELLOUTS BTFO
F to right libs

It was short and empty, despite that it sounded forced.

More so. Holla Forums is playing it more cautious tonight.

Where on earth does the SNP are tories meme come from, as far as I can tell they're soft socdems with a hard on for the Nordic model

modena city ramblers is great

youtube.com/watch?v=55yCQOioTyY

Sinn Fein just picked up another seat in NI. This may bode well.

WARNING TO THE BOURGEOISE.

fucks sake the tories held my fucking constituency
tbf he was a decent guy, replied to my email about syria and voted against intervention

Librals deserve it. Liberals must be gulaged in order to creat a prosperous society.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

twitter.com/joncstone/status/873002905506377728?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-uk-live-updates-latest-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-winning-polls-seats-majority-labour-a7774696.html

She basically suggested that the Tories would win most seats and therefore she had won a mandate to deliver strong & stable leadership. Delusional.

NATIONALIZED LABOUR TRAIN RUNNING ON 100% CONSERVATIVE TEARS

One from Portugal.

Tides are starting to shift comrade

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING TIME BITCAS

pscp.tv/w/1eaKbYpRyeqxX
Drunk Matt celebrating Our Boy

they split labour vote to allow tories to win seats in scottland with 30-35% of the vote

APPROACHING 200 LAB SEATS

well that's not *so* bad tbh, bad economics but at least he responded and isn't terrible on foreign policy

Does anyone have the poll numbers from when May announced the snap election?

once that number hits 200 you're gonna see some SERIOUS SHIT

Will right-wingers ever not try to rewrite their own history?

Cons catching up now :(

chapo listener detected

I GIVE ALL MY ENERGY TO CORBYN

=HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH=

...

we're coming, buckos :^)

U WOT M8?

OH SHIIIIII

A few places.

1. (main reason) Scottish Labour wanking themselves raw.
2. In the 1970s, most SNP gains came from Tory-leaning areas, so there was some talk of puting forward a more cultural-conservative sort of outlook.
3. The 1979 confidence vote, even though Labour had ample opportunity to turn this around. (Including a Tory who offered to abstain but was refused, because the offer was so shockingly principled.) - On this it's worth emphasizing that at best, it brought an election forward a month or two. (I spent a ridiculous amount of time reading about this Labour government.)


meme when the Tories were on one seat since 1997.
They also win Lib-Dem (or ex-Tory too) seats that the Labour party would never have a hope of hell of winning in.

Yes the bourgeois owned mass media is totally in favour of leftist reform/revolution to dampen their profits/remove their power over society.
good goyim
good prole

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ CORBYN TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ CORBYN TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ CORBYN TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ CORBYN TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ CORBYN TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

LAB 194
CON 190
Tories catching

Oh wow, he might actually be a decent variant meme.


Use www.genyoutube.com, pick the webm version with highest rate (usually 360). Presto.

Based

I'd love to get drunk with Matt.

average from wikipedia

Good for Britain, regardless of what happens from here.

But what happens next for France, Germany, and the US? Are there any options as possible as Corbyn now?

(Clarification on first point)
Part of this is the general Labour-Chauvanism of the left, particularly when they get fat and entitled as Scottish Labour did. Tuition Fees with Tony left of anything anyone else can offer on the basis of a fucking rose logo.

It's remarkably tedious, particularly when people outside Scotland comment on it. Even if Scotland is a shithole full of bastards.

Another day is just another betrayal…

lol

He is the best chapo

I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE

Asking reactionaries for intellectual honesty is a pointless venture m9

Apparently may will step down if she doesn't get a majority.

you just jinxed it m8

I got a couple

It depends on what the democrats do and if Bernie is still alive in 2020. He's very popular right now, so even if the dems do what they did in 2016, they're gonna get destroyed by Bernie. And then all he'll have to do is beat Pence, which won't be difficult.

That is due to the numbers from the 'blue wall' in the south coming in.
A large number of constituencies are still up in the air in the north.
A labor minority government is still on the cards, friends.

Also, I seem to recall that the BBC predicted Labor only picking up ~9 seats several hours ago, if my election map is correct, they have picked up ~22 so far.

dont count america out yet. we're ready for bernie. if he's too old, we'll find someone else to rally behind.

JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
FAM

THE FIRE RISES!

Bury the labour party under a mountain of votes maybe

LABOUR OVER 200
136 TO GO BUCKOS
HUNG PARLIAMENT AT LEAST GURANTEED

>>>Holla Forums12738356

The salt is already building.

Oh Thanks.

ahahahahaha

One thought: In a situation where both parties lack a majority, May could refuse to form an administration and tell the queen to send for Corbyn.

The first Labour government was formed this way.

I'm watching someone losing their shit saying Corbyn supports Islamic terrorism from voting against some anti-terror acts.

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TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA

Clarification: I mean this even if Labour are like 260 seats and Tories like 300.
(Though it's unlikely in that circumstance, but say 270 v 290…)

Ignorant burger here. Labor appears to have gained many seats, are most of the new MPs filling these seats free of Blairite taint?

salt found outside Holla Forums is special Dead Sea salt

WE ARE WINNING THE BOARD WARS!

CORBYN THE ABSOLUTE LEDGE

Does the EU take UGM-27 Polaris missiles? Express delivery, ofc

he who controls the salt controls the universe.

Came back to the stream and thought I was seeing a car chase but it's just May running home.

How do we jump the blue wall?

The salt must flow

No May is going to get arrested, and sent to Yarls Wood (LOCK HER UP, SHE HAS TO GO BACK!)

NAZBOLS YOUR ANTI KIKE FORCE I RELEASE

does Holla Forums even pretend to discuss politics nowadays?

LMAO HE WROTE A FUCKING COLLEGE THESIS HAHAHAHA

She's getting chased by Corbyn's cheka

THE DIALECTICS ARE IN MOTION!!!

That's just most recent posts you dummy.

MAY HAS TO GO BACK

OVER 200 LADS

The results in Northern Ireland are dire for Labour's prospects. Hard to see any way for Jezza to get into No 10 now.

I send this energy for you, Mr. Corbyn. Though I am an anarkiddie, through the powers of Australian shitposting I invest my energy into you, not for the state, not for promises, but for the memes, for the fun, for the absolute of the skepitcs and stormfags and Holla Forumsirgins. May the churches, the mosques and synagogues burn, let the reactionaries sperg in frustration and may the elite scream in terror.

May you strike true, and may your vengeance be sweet, because we're comin.

WE'RE COMIN BUCKO

The new flag of Britain.

...

Wait.
I know that guy, he has been avatarfagging on GG threads for more that two years, and he is not the only avatarfag.
Jesus fuck, the GG threads are a Holla Forums flavored /vg/ tier circlejerk.

OVER 200 AND IT'S NECK AND NECK

HUNG PARLIAMENT

He gave them icepicks.

BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE THE RICH PAY FOR IT

Still considering abandoning politics in the aftermath of this election.

Coming of age was the 2015 election, perhaps coming of regression to happier times can be 2017.

Does it get burnt down tonight?

'Murrican here, that torch always looked like a carrot to me from afar.

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'Member pol being all over the place for Trump?
Don't see them anywhere now…

THE BATTLE IS OURS!

GB IS OURS!

WE ARE WINNING!

It's like something you'd expect to see in China.

What the hell is that thing?!

B A T ' K O W E N E E D A S O N G
A
T
'
K
O

W
E

N
E
E
D

A

S
O
N
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I GIVE ALL OF MY ENERGY TO JEREMY CORBYN!! END OF MAY END OF MAY END OF MAY!!!

Anglo nationalism is always so cringy.

I’m american to what does that have to do with anything.

feel like we're gonna have to grin and bear some of the shitty little dingle places coming in Tory soon, but oh well

IT'S NECK AND NECK

BAT'KO HAS GIVEN HIS BLESSING

MAY HAS ENDED FOR IT IS JUNE

Ur mum boyo ;^)

If Tory manages to clinch 326 wat will u do?

Labour on a fucking 50% vote share in Wales.

my sides

It really is this site's Katawa Shoujo /vg/ general. I'm sure there has been more than 1000 threads of GG since the first exodus.

feel good about politics for once.

FUCKING SCOTTISH LABOUR VOTE SPLITTERS

IF ONE MORE CONSERVATIVE WEASELS THEIR WAY IN

This is legit one of the best days of my life, thank you so much based britcomrades

Oh god. Nota scotland 2.0

Are those the Cliffs of Dover? This would be like a statue of George Bush next to Old Faithful. Or the busts of 4 presidents carved into a mountain

wait i mean if labour gets 326

Tories are 1 seat behind now

FORGET TO SCOTLAND, HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT?

feel good about politics for once.

FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

JEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do they even play video games anymore when they spend all their time posting?

CORBYN
CORBYN
CORBYN

dude this is fun I hope this is available again.

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Matt from Chapo going FULL COMMUNISM on periscope

he back on

TAKE MY BURGER POWER, BRITISH SOCIALISM MAN

I FUCKING SWEAR IF THE LABOR PARTY DON'T GOTTA GO FAST

i'm gonna have to watch this tomorrow

TAKE MY TACO POWER JEZZA

JEZZA

PULL IT OFF JEZZA

I BELIEVE!

I BELIEVE JEZZA! I BELIEVE!!!!

What's the absolute best-case scenario we can expect at this point?

cons just took their first lead of the night

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

Cushbomb/Mullen 2020

Let's do it lads

Labor majority is possible but unlikely.

JEREMY!

Hung parliament

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I never go to Holla Forums so I thought I'd take a look

>>>Holla Forums9864983

wew

Seeing how long one thread general(avg 16-20 hours) lasts, probably yes.

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Paul Nuttall lost.

He only got 3000 votes, kek.

Nut all more like

CONSERVATIVES AHEAD BY 2, GIVE JEZZA YOUR POWER LADS

twitter.com/johnprescott/status/872957575788101632

lmao

JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY

I Believe in you Jezza

JJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I BELIEVE JEZZA

Take notes May, this is what a strong leader looks like.

JEZZA

TAKE MY WILL TO SURVIVE

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Has a party leader ever lost their seat? Not really surprising.

Take a break with some Clintonite meltdown:

twitter.com/joanwalsh/status/873011619093237760

CAN'T CORDON THE CORBYN

Two lost tonight
(Nuttall and Clegg)

Nigel Farage never won his constituency

Never has, Never will

COME ON JEZZA

ONE FOR THE SHITPOSTERS

ONE FOR US

those replies are satisfying

It's over, Conservatives have a lead and they're not going to lose it.

BAH GAWD THAT'S GERRY ADAMS' MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=8s2MSVaXNqQ

TORIES ARE UP BY FOUR

It isn't what I wanted but it's sweet all the same

Were you really expecting Labour to get a majority?
At best we can hope for a hung parliament.

REMOVE ANGLO

There’s still a possibility of a hung parliament.

I mean, simply nicking the majority is a "win" for the good guys.

Next election, good things. (unless FUCKERS vote more Scottish tories in.)

So at best we get a hung parliament. Fights not over yet.

I wanted to believe.

the tory lead is growing

As long as May doesn't get a majority, we'll win.

Rees-Mogg is chatting so much shit on the BBC.

...

is corbyn going to seize the means of production and guillotine the queen

vocaroo.com/i/s14WHfGxkuUa

Fuck it someone wanted a song

She can fuck off.

What is he saying?

lel

the queen was okay, mocked Thatcher for being an uppity bitch.

everyone else can go.

kek

...

Corbyn for King.

That May still has the confidence of her party, that the result is basically the same as in 2015, that it's too early to say what the result is.

GORDON DECLARATION

Salmond seeming dejected, preparing to kms.

pscp.tv/cushbomb/1eaKbYpRyeqxX
Matt just named dropped bookchin

21k for tories
salmond out
ME ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Fuck it, Corbyn for God.

You guys do know that Corbyn winning will eventually lead to the UK having its own Trump in the future, right?

SNP abstention on queen's speech WHEN?
I'm just joking.

What the fuck happened with the count that gave the tories a sudden boost?

It already does and his name is Boris Johnson

youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

Corbyn is the Trump of the UK and left.

A Trump named Jeremy Corbyn?

Very likely.

Can’t wait for a marxist economic minister.

Blair was our Obama and Clinton.

CAN'T CURB THE CORB!!!

That's wrong though; Trump was a reaction to neoliberalism, just as Corbyn is

all the results from the shitty little rural places coming in

So are these last counts coming in for Labour or what? Will they be big cities or..

It's all happening

remove baby boomers now

TODAY WE WIN THE ELECTION
TOMORROW WE BEHEAD THE QUEEN!

Think it's all Little England Conservative wildneress from this point on lad

KEK!
Trump is a "I know nothing about politics, but this guy is funny" reaction.

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=vS_a8Edde8k

John Curtice is looking smug as fuck now. The exit poll was huge success, it seems.

oh well shit

I don't think it's like the US where they trickle the count in slowly. Looks like they do it all at once after the polls close. Which biases for backwater shitholes instead of biasing for lazy young people voting later.

You say that like it's a bad thing

The tories lost Canterbury, anything can happen at this point.

Do tory supporters generally have buck teeth and indecipherable british accents?

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May was clinton
Cameron wasObama
Blair was Bush

Alex Salmond giving a great speech in defeat. Good on him.

Labour have just passed their pre-election total.

DAMAGE CONTROL
GET REKT, STOOGE

wew
e
w

SARGOY ON SUICIDE WATCH

He was literally the only major candidate in the General that was acknowledging people who felt that things are fucked up right now. Meanwhile, Clinton was doing her "America is Already Great" shit.

>thanks Obama Theresa, you made me look like an idiot for thinking you weren't a shit candidate

capitalism is superior

SARGON OF ASSMAD

Nah fam
Blair = Clinton
Cameron = Bush
May = ungodly Clinton/Jeb hybrid

sarcunt needs to take a break

No it isn't.

Just admit you are wrong you moron

My knob is superior.

It really is the gift that keeps on giving, just like mentioning GG, instant asshurt.

GAIN
GAIN
GAIN
GAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny how happy Ruth Davidson is. Obviously she's had a great election, but does she not care that the Tories have had a terrible night overall?

Shit b8 m8 0/8

cucked himself.

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top fucking lel boys

So can Corbyn become PM if he forms a coalition with SNP etc?

t. confused american

Yes.

Emigration very tempting.

Nations are like imageboards, you think they're like you and those you love on the basis of abstraction. Then you realize they're full of the worst sorts of people.

At least if I emigrate, I know i've made an active consumption-choice in nations. (I'm not sure if actually this is a key argument against emigration - since the deteritorialising effects have been dismal.)

Perhaps I'll make like an old Scot and get the fuck out.

GUYS IT'S TIME TO SHITPOST AT FULL FORCE

CORBYN NEEDS ALL OUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW

POST ALL YOUR MEMES

…. That's not how it works for GB now.

Just another craven self-serving politician.

is this the video games thread

Maybe. Neither of them have enough seats for a majority yet.

But it would also make Blairite heads explode so I hope so.

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please let it be so. they already did enough damage splitting the vote and giving torys seats in Commieland

No, it's going to be a Conservative minority government dependent on its disgusting Hibernian allies, the DUP and UUP.

Hey, look, another GG avatarfag.

Dude, where do you think we are?

can i join your discord
i have rare lewds

Is this /r9k/

No, but your taste in waifu is. Post more.

Porn is banned

SO IT IS THE IRISH!!!

I thought it was only a meme…

lmao

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I didn't say that's what it was.
I had thought this post was saying that candidate Trump's right populist message wasn't a reaction to neoliberalism. It was.

Which one?

Only sale of porn is banned.

Full of shit

UUP lost their only seat actually.

Trading things and complaining isn't Capitalism.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING SEATS SF

God, what a tool. These people are arguably worse than conservatives.

Here's a webm of a girl getting cucked in a brazzers video

last hundred seats boys

yeah think hard you fucking bitch

No.
At this point it is rather clear that the conservatives will form a minority government with the utter scum that is the DUP.

If nothing else.
May is fucking done.

BBC predicting a final vote share of CON 43, LAB 40.

Imma let you in on a little secret:
Capitalism is globalism

Name?
She pretty thicc

cytube lad, we don't have any secret discords for schizos

FURFAGS FUCK OFF

Brazzers is the ironybro of porn.

Interesting, Tories had 11 seats in 1992 and 10 in 1987 in Scotland.

Food for thought that.

Is that good or bad?

I thought the mainstream socialist line is that TRUE globalism was socialist and capitalism/nationalism were really the same thing?

Sheridan love.

I don't know who the hell the girl getting cucked is.

whats the point of all these flags

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To distinguish ideologies my dude.

If tories don't get majority is a coalition with labor in the lead going to happen?

Looks like 18 points.

How did the Tories fuck up this bad? They had to be doing it on purpose, it's the only explanation. They want Corbyn to carry the Brexit hot potato.

God that article was infuriating. if I recall correctly he claimed that the existence of diversity means that left wing economics cannot work. How very fortunate that his neoliberal masters have made sure that most of the west is now "diverse."

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fug.

lmao

fuck, that's not the pic I selected

proof that conservatives are incompetent politicians once their money-power structure fails.

Cheers user, needed the laff

Has Sargon ever been right about anything ever?

Scotland is capitalist. Adam Smith et. al.

No, I think May is just that incompetent

So who is more likely to form a coalition gov?

UUP are reactionary stooges but DUP are reactionarier stooges so that depends how much you like accelerationism. In any case nothing of value was lost.

Here, have some more females getting cucked.

Adam is a proto-commie

IGNORE THE FURFAGGOT
BANNED THE FURFAGGOT
DON'T REPLY TO THE FURFAGGOT

i love these "judeo-bolshevism" pics
good aesthetic tbqh, we should embrace it to wind up the right

Note that they only really popped up after the act of union. 🤔

Damn you pic is really killing my vibe

I know, I've read WoN, but Scotland is nevertheless more conservative than you'd think.

Christ, what is it with Americans and cuckolding?

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That looks like Unruhe.

South korea is worse but thats kind of how it is
america up there with the worst in just about everything, despite not quite being the worse in anything specific

Come on you fags, look but don't touch. I have a difficult enough time being a honest GG supporter in a Holla Forums exclave. Everytime my power level slips by, I get shat on for being a shill or saboteur or whatever, despite supporting the GG cause from the start.

Have you any lesbians?

more like unJEW amrite volksgenosse

It's gauche af the women have awful implants.

getting a little worried the tories are gonna get a majority

bumping this guy's question.

I feel you. The bitter taste in my mouth right now knowing all these Tories are in Scotland. I suppose Indyref2 is off the tables now. Shite.

Labour take Colne Valley!

Why didn't you support kicking out Holla Forums? There was a huge debate about that early on.

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GG is the only thing more ridiculous than being a Scottish Labour voter. :^)

Old news, but it was incredibly close:
twitter.com/MarlonEttinger/status/873018801620647940

wut?

Do they fap to returning from their soul-crushing jobs to find their wife being fucked by a DPRK border guard or something

Put the real May inside first. Maybe it'll appease the gods.

Only problem is Sinn Fein won't enter into a coalition where as the SDLP can.

another lab gain

Don't suppose anyone knows of a webm player for apple tablet

thx m8

lmfao

Not by norks but basically.
I really think SK might be the worst country in the world.

POWER TO JEZZA

Sinn Fein seats are literally useless.

GG was leftist af originally but the left got scared off because of muh soggy knees. The whole point was to kick out bourgie liberals trying to turn an industry into their idpol activism playground.

No it wasn't you retard. Fuck off faggot.

Looks like it's def going to be a hung parliament.

But the question remains, who gets to be PM?

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🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧Libertarians🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 usurped GG

NAZBOL GODS TAKE MY ENERGY!

shut the fuck up

Dude I'd be more concerned about that stage 8 cancer you've got.

Someone tweet this at herplease: twitter.com/TheFutureUChose

I didn't see any politics in it at first, but that didn't last long

GG was always twitter-based bullshit that spawned endless autism.

liberals get the wall before the fascists

snp really screwed us over this is the biggest betrayal since rosa

TAKE MY ENERGY, JEREMY!

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GG was apolitical, it was a bunch of vidya nerds noticing that their news media was corrupt

nice quads, but can I get a source on this south korea cuckolding phenomenon? I haven't found anything on google

Why did you post a blank image?

Ed! is hitting dat pussy

cons 51 seats away from the majority

You're thinking of internationalism, which is a whole other thing and much older than globalism.

What are you on about? It was people's fault for voting Labour when tactically it would have made more sense to vote SNP. Either way I fail to see how it's the fault of the SNP.

Is Jeb! behind labours success tonight?

What is that?

it's an anime girl gif

No, it was on Holla Forums at first. Going on twitter is part of what ruined it.

Lots tried to pretend it was apolitical but telling rich kids to fuck off from ruining an industry is pretty leftist. There was a lot of covert support from industry proles.

How about you liberals fuck off. :^)


I think you mean """skeptics"""

Absolute alpha.

He looks so fucking sleazy nowadays.

Socialism is globalist, it seeks to raise all the world up, rendering borders irrelevant as national laws harmonize at the highest level.

Capitalism is transnationalist, it abuses the arbitrage between nations to drag everyone downward within each, while capitalism itself remains above the laws of any nation.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alter-globalization

It's been three fucking years.

Just let it go.

I just see an empty bench. What girl?

Does anyone have their names? I want to bully them. I want them to choke on their champagne

Delet this haram image

Remaining Blairites to be purged from Labour

Literally what the fuck is GG

I can see it fine. The problem is probably on your end, or else Holla Forums is fucking up (in other words, functioning as usual)

some woman on BBC saying she has a good source telling her that it's 50/50 on May leaving in the morning. had a look at the betting markets earlier and Boris Johnson had shot up as a close second favourite to be PM after this election.

Jaded by the bacon sandwich affair, Ed has now resigned to a life of going balls deep into 20-something uni pussy.

autism

NOT cool

might join labour now

Let what go, an accurate view of the past?


A microcosm of the left failing to do outreach and fascists picking up the pieces.

Fascists are closer to socialism than liberals tbh; fascists at least think societies ought to serve their people instead of an arbitrary list of ideas like liberals do, they just have too narrow an idea of "their people". The left should focus more on winning over fascists than liberals, IMO.

Ah, you meant gamergate.

Gamer Gate

Labour off by about 4-5 seats to form a minority gov. I'm sorry my lads.

But, good news is this is unsustainable and a new election will be called soon.

Practically every manwa and webtoon koreans do has NTR.
Even fucking Shin Angyo Onshi.

cute he got it

Yeah, dude gamergate was a legitimate leftist movement and not just a bunch of nerds getting mad on the internet about video games.

History's biggest internet argument. I actually have strong opinions on the subject, but no interest in rehashing them and hijacking a perfectly good election thread in the process.

So basically, boris makes a terrific hash of things, and our boy is a shoe in for the next election, and blarite moaning can be pushed aside by saying that seats were gained under corbyns leadership.

I've noticed myself getting into bimbos lately. The trashiness only makes me harder.

Svarog has smiled upon us today comrades.

Have a couple more. There's also that old classic of Trotsky as a huge red demon, but I'm sure you have seen that.

This is good though. This should help put the nail in the coffin for Blairites. It also sticks Brexit and the upcoming global financial crisis on the Tories.

I want to bully Akari.

More legitimate than market "socialism" it was direct action.

cons are gonna get it FUCK

I personally subscribe to Triglav

We need to make NazBol gods a meme.

get what?

majority

It is a Carrot. The English love Carrots. It is the international Fruit.

Labour/SNP/Cymru/Sinn Fein coalition to break the UK when?

the majority

2 fucking recounts lmao

wtf im nazbol now

It's a long game, comrade. The cons will eat the hit from brexit and their shit policies, Corbyn will hold on and purge the blarites letting him retain labour.

Next election, it's a sure shot.

Gamergate

hhhmmmmmm——

fuckkkkkkkkk

You're 100% right. That non-existent girl is not at all cool.

Will Ebina smite known globalist Umaru in season 2?

At least they will be confused and worried while their ship sinks and Labour gets stronger.

I guess it's my (left-)libertarian bent, I didn't want anyone banned, not even Holla Forums. what I really, really wanted was for the left to join in and outnumber them. I'll keep saying that to the day I die, the left lost a huge opportunity.


saw flag, didn't read

EAT SHIT COMMIES
DRINK PISS COMMIES
LICK CUM COMMIES

YOU LOSERS ARE DONE(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

its fucking gaming news media. its not a leftist cause

George Galloway

IT'S HAPPENING

What are the odds. Probably something like a series of coin flips…

Holla Forums is still freaking out lol

guillotine time

Labour have given the Lib Dems an absolute dicking in my seat of Leeds North West. So fucking glad.

Where we're going we don't need currency.

Wow u sure showed us pal

RIP Corbyn

I didn't say it was. Started as apolitical, ended up alt-right

sky just revised their projection but are still saying hung parliament

not #mad

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM OF THE LEFT

For anarchists like me, this doesn't really effect much, but on your end this sounds like projection.

DONE
DONE
YOU COMMIES ARE DONE

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 6 (6d1)
JUST THE LUCK OF THE IRISH PROLE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=fjeEah6GhzE

Stay mad, rorke.

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Look what it did for the right. Imagine what it could have done with enough leftists and concrete theory behind it. Too many of us are happy to just sit in armchairs circlejerking over theory and letting the right run roughshod over the internet, which should be our greatest weapon. With allies like these who needs enemies?

I WONDER 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧WHO🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 COULD BE BEHIND THIS

this guy is mad

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amber rudd hangs on by 300 votes
it's a fucking scandal, the media covered up her cover up

How are we done

Do you think we're just going to go away and change our minds, lol?

You will, though

Honestly, sounds like controlled opposition. It puts on an air of internationalism but does nothing about private property.

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Then you're a fucking retard. It's that simple.

You're a useful idiot, a dope, a cretin.

I want the clovers back, we're going to need them when the DUP keep the government in power.

Awww yiss, big anime tiddies

I think we need the tartan after what Scotland did tonight.

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LITERALLY not an argument

Fucking underrated.

Not mad at all

But the Irish have given us some of the most based anti-imperialist forces in history

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It's an argument that your opinion is void of merit because you're not educated enough on a subject to comment on it successfully.

36 seats needed for con majority
47 seats left

1/4 of stormfags being banished from the internet isn't that bad.

Also Sargon's YT revenue is on suicide watch.

heya

What makes you think I didn't do those things before

tories will get 317

Tragically it was the Labour voters that fucked it up by splitting the votes and allowing fucking 11 Conservative gains.

l-lewd

Sargon's revenue will flow as long as he can five ways to scream and cry into a microphone.

Never forget

You're right, I'm not arguing with you, you're just a moron and a brainlet.

Tories need 70 to get 362 but there's only 43 left…

Yeah but the joke was funnier because it was really stupid.

"Eternal Anglo" is old hat.

If it's a gift, jailbreak it and get a real browser from Cydia. If you spent your own money on it, consider suicide.


I would go further. GG, moreso even that A+, was the first time anyone other than rightists openly fought against SJWs. In spite of every objection to the contrary, every attempt to dismiss GG as right-wing/"reactionary" like all anti-SJW expressions before GG, every SJW knew deep in their hearts that GG was primarily leftists purging "leftists", and SJWs ever since have been blanketed in paranoia at the evil GGers lurking among their own ranks. GG drew the battle lines for everything yet to come.

Not just the alt-right, but the enduring phenomena of Bernie, Corbyn, Melenchon, and more, all started here.

where are you getting 362 from?

People like the DUPes were the collaborators they were fighting.

fuck the scots

Remember Scottland when the worldwide communist revolution comes along.

Idc if there are leftists there. You're all going up against the wall.

Don't forget that Sturgeon wanting another Scotland Referendum also fucked us.

basically every single conservative gain was straight SNP->CON as far as voteshare goes, Tartan Tories showed their true stripes

326 is the target m8, they're not going to get there though. Probably 317-318.

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Fucking DUP going into a coalition and Sinn Fein not going into a coalition with both parties making gains.

What the fuck Ulster?

she did this and still won.
britain is cuck central.

any possibility Jezza can be PM?

Fuck I'm dyslexic apparently. 326. They could do it. Fugg.

they won't get 326
they'll fall short of an overall majority but will go into coalition with the DUP

extremely narrow, still theoretically possibly

all about the next election desu

Con 317 + 10 DUP = 327 majority

Labour missed this by 2 seats

Don't talk shit about our Saudi Overlords!

he doesn't want the gig

If scots hadn't cucked shit up what would we be looking at rn. As far as I can see it still looks like we're getting a hung parliament

Reminder that Labour is over performing and conservatives could potentially have less than 300 seats in parliament.

Holy shit!

326 is only the target before you factor in SF not even taking their seats, ends up being 322 or 321 instead. If SF showed up and never made a single vote it'd be 326 but apparently it counts based on who's actually present

Why the fuck not?

Better hung than Tory Control.

Shows the problem with representative politics tbh.

how would this happen?

Because he's not allowed to build gulags


they won the popular vote even

why is it narrow? genuinely asking.

seems more likely to me that labour will be able to form than a coalition considering how toxic the tories are now.

REE, the Labour forecast keeps going down. ITV saying 260 seats now.

In fact the Scots probably fucked themselves with Sturgeon talking about coalitioning with labour, drove all the right wing nationalists back to the tories to prevent it.

LAB +31
CON -14
After years of tory propaganda. Regardless of the result, job well done lads. Going to bed.

brexit will fuck the tories and jezza will win a landslide 2022

they don't want to form a coalition.
also i think corbyn would rather spend the next 5 years cucking may and not have to carry the can for the shitstorm that will be brexit

some terrible results in safe Conservative seats

possibility of one or two is very unlikely. For enough to make a Corbyn minority/coalition possible, almost unimaginable

alternative possibility is DUP not joining the Conservatives and Labour managing to convince every other party to join them

both extremely unlikely, sadly

This is a strategic victory, the first move. The tories will be their own undoing, and our guy will yet see leadership.

After this election being a fuckup the conservatives are going to have trouble in the next election. And Brexit will make it worse, not to mention the probable market crash in the next few years.


My beef is with whoever gets the plurality or a narrow majority having control of the government.

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a coalition is the best chance of the brits ever getting

HOLY FUCK HOW COULD JEZZA BE SO FUCKING BEAST

Who the fuck are the Democratic Unionist Party?

Exactly. I kept hoping the left would join, I mean here were stereotypical liberals ready to be buttfucked. And of course, all the bloggers, twitterati and other assorted petty-pundits believed the liberals' bullshit. Fuck, I remember Virgil Texas trolling GG, and now he's fucking worshipped, as if he hasn't contributed to this fuck-up.


And I suppose you don't notice the irony that it was YOUR fault he ended up in the alt right. You and all the snobby leftists that lost a perfect opportunity to spread our ideas because… frankly, I can't fathom any reasons other than elitism and stupidity.

The left really bordigaed this one up.

Linkplox?

oh it's you

Irish landlords and traitors.

That can only be a good thing, from the opposing view
His friendly bumbling schtick has been exposed a long, long time ago and he got humiliated by Gove (!) of all people.

PYRRHIC VICTORY BITCHES

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/337078-corbyn-slaps-politicians-chest-in-botched-high-five

a coalition is the best chance of the brits ever getting voting reform because every time labor gets in power the delude themselves that THIS time they'll actually manage to keep it


plurality only gets control of the government if they can get a majority to pass their budget, is the plurality is that unpopular new elections are inevitable.

Is Muke around here?

"northern irish" conservatives who hate everything about ireland

I heard this said every year since 2008. God fucking dammit, it's been 9 years. How long can this go on?

Tories being forced to either go soft Brexit to form a majority government with DUP and lose seats later or have another election and lose more seats to the ABSOLUTE BOY now is great. What a fucking election.

twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617

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he shows up to drunkenly cry every fortnight

Zugzwang.

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HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED

ALL THE LABOUR SEATS TO COME ARE SAFE

ALL THE TORY SEATS TO COME ARE SAFE

318 CONSERVATIVE, 262 LABOUR

WILL BE THAT RESULT OR EXTREMELY CLOSE

not long now. china and korea will burst and the world will know about it.

Why can't America have a government like this?
Even when you lose, you still win.

Instead we have shitty gerrymandered districts and "electors"

really its a victory for us any way, May called this election in the hopes of slaying Labour but turns out Corbyn was fiercer than anticipated.

lads, sinn fein acccounted, the tories are only 1 (one) seat short of a majority

There's too much overlap between the left, the pseuds, and liberals. I think the important takeaway from GG is that leftists have made friends with too many of their liberal enemies and won't join on those grounds. This directly implies that the left needs to start going to the working class, especially the disaffect/apolitical working class. Those are the people the right are drawing from since we're not there. The liberals and liberal left are there to immobilize us with idpol and social networks that leftists grow too afraid to lose for upsetting the idpolers and getting tarred and feathered. We need more shit like redneck revolt.

it's not like the tories haven't already lost a "safe" seats they've held for a hundred years, we don't fucking know

Please
prove it
to me.

Time for Armalite, famalam.

Honestly liberals should be the primary target of the left.

322
322
322
322
didn't expect it to become so much Dota

A== ==B== ==S== ==O== ==L== ==T== ==E== ==M== ==A== ==D== ==M== ==A== ==N

Also, what swing seats are left lads? I hate how results slow way down towards the end.

The Republicans in Burgerland just deregulated a protection that got the country out of the recession today. It'll happen sooner than later.

that's a fair point, i can see all the parties except the tories voting for it.
it could get pushed through anyway by an early day motion

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Seems like the UK has their own gerrymandering problem
all these shitty little tory places

mate the (exit) pollsters are very good at what they do

the tories will get 318 with a margin of error of 2-3 seats either way

castrate me if it comes out differently user

hard brexit pls

SF have 7 seats, leaving 643. Majority of 643 is 322, so Tories are 4 short.

30 seats away from con majority
PRAY FOR JEZZA BOYS

How would corbyn do it?

youtube.com/watch?v=w8fCmUbjDtg

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It's already starting to crash but the media is trying to hide it. Consumer spending was extremely low this past Christmas season, when it's supposed to be super high. People are falling into poverty at alarming rates, thanks in large part to student debt and medical debt. This time it'll probably be a "whoa, things were already horrible and we didn't realize!" that gets the tumbling down started.

Unless of course the FCC fucks over the internet. If that happens, you are going to see a beta uprising due to all the Extremely Online people no longer having internet access.

i have them on 321

Is the Guardian accurate here?

theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

If people would just give up on the pointless Lib-Dems and if the micks voted SDLP instead of Sinn Fein.

What happens if no one wants to join the Cons?

yeah as long as you're saying "2-3 margin of error" i agree but just touting on safeness i think has been shown to be an error

Just wait 30 mins, it'll all be over by then

Addendum, we need to get over this "you're a reactionary, you're hopeless" meme. We have "Is anyone else an ex-Holla Forumsyp?" threads every week or two.

God fucking damnit

Almost all UK seats are gerrymandered. Relatively very few seats ever come into play. This election is the anomaly for more seats coming into play. And even then, 400+ haven't moved an inch.

Countryside and small town and inner city seats basically never change hands.

Yes

If we get stuck in a hung parliament then there will be reelections until something is sorted.
If nothing comes from these reelections then the queen and the royalty can intervene to try and build a coalition government like they did in Spain.

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Not necessarily, minority government is a thing.

Well I'll give this a watch then


That's good information

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"North East Fife:
Third recount sees ONE VOTE difference between Lib Dems and SNP."

Why the fuck are Labour going to lose by 55 seats when they're only 2 points behind in the popular vote? I thought FPTP worked in their favour.

lads what happens if DUP and CON form a coalition

what an utter pussy

by my understanding minority government still at LEAST relies on being able to get a majority to pass the budget. No budget, no government, new elections.

Conservatives have a government

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Then we watch them get smacked by brexit
Then we watch them get smacked by their shit policies
Then we laugh

May resigns, whoever takes her place will have to stumble along agonisingly for a while, probably another snap election soon.

I'm just sad for you guys cuz of indyref 2

That was the first UK political cause I cared about, I really wanted you guys to shake things up.

Bully the shit out of everyone you see tomorrow

Now I have to go watch that fucking video again god damn it Garfield.

Come on fam

Going to be sick

labour did snp in, it was glorious.

Troubles restart, softest off all possible brexits/the DUP fucking ditch them, the tories lose all pretense of being even mildly socially liberal as the DUP tries to make gay marriage universally illegal again.

DUP is a bunch of crazies. Tories will call a new election first chance they get.

This is a textbook zugzwang. There's no way the tories can win in the long run

Would it be fair to be disappointed with the Ulster Catholics for voting Finn Fein instead of SDLP or any other party that Labour would coalition with?

And you're the fag who was busy "discussing theory" while the right was busy converting an entire fucking generation. I'm totally sure the book that comes out of those discussions will be worth it.


Hear hear. Twitter in particular is a fucking skid mark on mankind's underwear, it not only hinders debate but promotes circlejerks and "hot takes", it's perfect for America's retarded culture wars. At this point, I'm starting to think we should focus on Holla Forumsyps and ignore liberals, because the former at least isn't allergic to discussion.

Fucking this, liberals fucked the Left reddit overtaking imageboards style, we need to talk more to working class people.

SNP did themselves in by driving off the tartan tories with talk of an informal coalition with labor

the fuck?

If this shit doesn't radicalize discourse for the left online then nothing will.

no because irish republican voters have an entirely different agenda and corbyn at least realises that anyway

Yes. I am an Ulster Catholic who voted SDLP for exactly this reason who is very disappointed with my community.

You have my permission.

i wonder if Labour would have done better if they acted as unionists

disaffected > reactionaries > liberals

Liberals overtly support the status quo. Reactionaries agree with us there's something wrong, their proposed solutions are just trash. Disaffected people see there are problems but don't know what to do.

You understand your salvation through the strip. Jim Davis is pleased.

We done it for the foxfriends

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lol?

Did anyone see Matt get passionate at the end? Fucking moving man…

im getting bummed out watching the results someone post porn pls

In 2005 Labour won a comfy majority on a pathetic 3 point margin. Then in 2010 the Tories got no majority despite winning by 7 points. I guess the situation in Scotland makes things harder, also Labour appear to have piled up useless votes in safe seats. That 40% vote share is nice itself though.

Matt is a good boy

Has anyone got that screencap of the user who predicted everything from Trump to an eventual recession?

JEZZZZZAAAA

They are itching to talk to you about their ideas and if you try to tell them why they're wrong (as in engage with them instead of just calling them nazis and telling them to fuck off), you can actually get a lot of ideas by them that can sink in and have an effect. If you're doing this on, say, their youtube channel then you're also reaching their audience.

Why? We're still far ahead of any of the wildest predictions and you're soon to see May break down on live TV.

Come on fam

Fuck off. Scottish are now instaban like Holla Forums, sjws, and unironic Nazbols/Strasserists

Liberals these days are far more self-righteous than the right, and shirk any debate because they already are owners of The Truth.


Well that's the thing, the (aut-)right grabbed the disaffected already, didn't it?

They're almost locked out of a majority lads.

You're acting as if some of us aren't well acquainted with them. We are, and for most of the internet reactionaries, you're pissing in an ocean of piss.

Rolled 6, 2, 5, 2, 4, 2 + 6 = 27 (6d6)

JEZZA!

pls comrade we must have solidarity with our comrade who faces the worst tory shits day after day

No they didn't, retard. Get off the internet, look at the reality of how young people vote and their political views. You're unironically a stupid human being.

basically dishonest to not show SF off the grid entirely (also why the fuck are you even doing other when you're showing "literally 0 votes" greens and UKIP?)

TORIES -13

LABOUR +30

Irish Republicans should express their agenda in the Northern Ireland Assembly not the national general election.

Thanks for voting SDLP anyway. I can definitely understand why people vote Sinn Fein but in this context I think it was a poor choice on their part.

In less numbers than you realize. Go off youtube and go anywhere else and you'll see numbers everywhere that speak to demographics broader than just


Human beings aren't that stupid, but you're stupid for thinking in any way the alt right aren't all but temporary

Fucking high schoolers on skateboards just chased a group of adults at an alt right rally away by throwing rocks at them.

Fucking high schoolers regularly dox these mother fuckers

The youth aren't as reactionary as you believe they are.

And demographics aren't as static as this nonsense observation everyone socially alienated is a reactionary.

WE DIDN"T DU NUFFIN WRONG! ;_;

Noice guy about Corbyn

tory alliance with the dup

torys cunts should be ashamed of themselves considering the shit they gave Labour and Sinn Fein

It's not binary like that. We're talking about large groups of people and prevailing winds blowing them this way or that according to what sort of information they're exposed to. There are still a huge number of disaffected people who haven't gone to the right, and even the ones drifting that direction can be diverted back toward the left. The reason the right has been so successful is they have almost no opposition other than the liberals who just keep touting a status quo that everyone knows doesn't work.


What I'm suggesting is instead of pissing into the ocean of piss, throw something else in. Reactionaries sell anger, fear, and comfort in hierarchy. What we're selling is something completely different, literally revolutionary.

mate, i just screencapped the guardian's live graphic

it's the SNP's fault

20 more seats for con majority
25 seats left

youtube.com/watch?v=L_4fa9m7d88
reminder that marshmallow goo does not perturb jeremy corbyn

Like half of those of us that are unironic actually are racists/imperialists though, those absolutely do wrong

Sinn Fein abstention is gonna put the DUP in power, isn't it? ;_;

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧SCOTLAND🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
We should cut off their supply of Irn Bru and Mars bars until they un-JUST themselves.

Oh I agree, it should be tried, but I don't think you'll be successful often. I think you're more likely to be met with shitposting and ironic nonchalant memeing rather than honest conversation. I believe liberals (the ones we actually meet, not turboneoliberals that run the world) have their hearts in the right place and are more likely to be open to changing their minds. JMO.

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i was criticizing the guardian, not you

Irish Republicans should express their agenda to the DUP in the streets

Best Tory result in Scotland since 1983.

If Scottish Labour embraced Brexit Jerzza would be winning right now

How can Donald Trump even compete?

twitter.com/karthic180/status/872982951419670528

new troubles when

You gotta look at it as a system and applying a certain kind of pressure. People hate to indicate that you've made them change their mind, so they only results you'll see immediately are the cuckposters. But it's important to realize there are a lot of people in a given reactionary space who don't buy into everything they see and are in the process of moving toward the right. Those people can get halted by calling out the bullshit and shifted the other way with good counterpoints.

I think you're completely wrong on this. Liberals are liberals because liberalism is the dominant ideology and they want to be on the winning side.

It is totally appropriate to drop a vote that says "fuck you, this institution has no legitimate authority over me" in the institution you think has no legitimate authority over you.

J U S T

Not raycis or imperialist though, just want a commune/state with like minded people, would still cooperate with other communes and trade internationally too.

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regardless of how the actual outcome will turn out in detail it is so glorious already. congrats to the british comrades.

on krautchan /int/ conservative/fascist banker shills from all over the world and Holla Forums scum are in tears, our most conservative newspaper headlines "debacle for theresa may", one of our most notorious neocon politicians elmar brook just stated out of butthurt that "it's the worst result possible" and the (neo)liberal/sjw spiegel still refuses to accept that blairites got btfo and doesn't even dare to mention comrade corbyn in hope that it's just a bad dream.
i wish we could pull a similar thing here in DE in september, but alas, germany (the populous western regions in particular) is american tier class cucked. our mainstream media is exclusively neocon/neoliberal/right wing and the most populous state just voted a literal 100% neoliberal govt in power.

Yep, I completely agree, but there are a lot of people (our fucking namesake included) who are.

But is it wise to do so when the institution in question continues to have practical authority over you, will do so regardless of the election result, and you could otherwise swing its internal balance of power in your favor?

shame he's not suicidal

Arguing with a right-winger that coops are better than bosses is difficult but possible.

Arguing with shitlibs that mass immigration is a porky ploy will get you reported to the thought police.

If he doesn't like her manifesto then why did he even want her to win?

GLOBALISTS DID THIS ON PURPOSE

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But it does have power though.

You can act like it doesn't all you want but unless you participate people hostile to your interests are going to be ruling you anyway.

why didn't he just support the lib dems

Cus muh cultural marxism killed a trillion people

He really is the most intellectually dishonest/fucking moronic dude of all time ever

I'm sure he wanted her to lie and then actually do those things later.

Why did he shill for her if he didn't like her? I don't get this e-celeb shit. What's his end game?

Virtue signaling his distaste for muslims. That's literally the only thing

because she was the obvious choice for a 'leftist''!

Great granddad was in the West Cork Flying Column of the old IRA and anti-treaty, want to make him proud and take back up his tradition of fighting.

32 county socialist republic now

Can this guy be any more of an opportunist?

Because his audience is literally all closet Nazis, he had to vote the closest possible to Trump or they would be offended

because he is a fascist

His tears will never not be delicious

Why do the Libdems still exist, after the backstabber coalition? Remoaners? Dude weed lmao?

Waiting for benny G cartoon about the election

the UK will LITERALLY become Venezuela if Corbyn becomes PM

HUNG
PARLIAMENT
CONFIRMED

HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED

Really makes you think

And it's official, the Tories can no longer win a majority.

Tbh I have no fucking idea why anyone would vote for them

they want back in the EU

Fuck, so that's why they turn into fascists so quickly.

He doesn't even understand US politics and May isn't as outright anti-Muslim as Le Pen. I doubt he has any idea what's going on.

Weed

There were a number of seats where the lib dems were second to the tories. A vote for anyone else would help the tories.

I'm guessing it's gonna show Theresa Mays ass for some reason

Well this was pretty much the best we coulda realistically expected

Disappointing Scotland was such a spot of loss/Tory gain tho

Scots changing from SNP to Con because they're morons.

HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED

Serious opinion time. What do you think that fallout in post election NI is going to be? Also, the BBC just called it in favor of a hung parliament.

WE DID IT LADS!

Ironically this

Hung parliament so June unironically is going to be the end of may

so a DUP MP will get the NI secretary post I assume?

Ballot-muncher user is not munching fast enough!

English voting cons because they've always voted cons because they're morons

May going through wheat field in ukraine when stalin Corbyn comes to collectivize the land

LADS.

Have DUP said anything?

I fully expected a totally shitty result until the exit poll came out tonight
Considering what the polls were saying going into this election, it's a fantastic result

INB4 COALITION WITH LABOUR, LIBDEMS, AND SNP JUST TO SPITE TORIES

also some fresh OC for you lads

That's too witty, it'll involve a giant boot somehow

nice

Update.

jeff donaldson said will throw full weight behind tories

inb4 DUP+CON Coalition with Boris PM

I cannot fucking wait for Sargon to start shilling for Boris fucking Johnson being the savior of the UK next

A very accurate depiction of a melting candlestick.

:^)

to think at one point it looked not so crazy that Jezza coulda actually pulled off a coalition majority

Still this is a great victory for Labour, and a building block for the Left in general.

I know people shit on participating in elections a lot on this board, but events like this are tools for galvanization. After 30 years of neo-liberal hegemony the Left is poised to be resurgent, but it needs the national stage of bourg politics to make its message heard. Real work still must be done by grassroots orgs, but elections like this help stir up spirit and hope.

Do you take Sargon on his word? On anything he says?

I wouldn't trust him telling me facts about his own family

He does not hate Muslims from what I recall, but does not like wahabbis like every other sane person in the world does.

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Honestly thought I saw a Hitler stash TBH.

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Good thing about this result is that Corbyn is pretty much guaranteed to be Prime Minister after the next election. Whatever shaky situation the Tories can drum up out of this will either collapse or destroy the country through brexit. Screencap this.

Niggas you're missing the point. The aut-right isn't winning with numbers, Trump's numeric loss showed that, and if they were a majority they would already be Marching on Rome, but because they currently control the Spectacle. They're in the public's eye, they are the cultural majority, their ideas get spread whether you support them, bash them or even is neutral towards them. The zeitgeist orbits them. And temporary or not, they're still getting bigger, and that could have been us instead.

And to make matters worse, when they inevitably crash and burn, SJWs will be the ones back in force, not us. GG is such a wasted opportunity because it offered the chance to fuck over not one but both our adversaries. But now they're still at their old ugh-next-time-I'm-voting-Republican-ugh-next-time-I'm-voting-Democrat bullshit, and we had one shot, however small, at breaking that cycle or inserting ourselves in it.

All it would have taken is write blog posts and KiA threads and have e-celebs talk about it. It was so little effort needed it's absurd. All we had to do is show up in numbers in those threads and comments sections. That's it. But apparently it was too much, so we sat on a couch and then later wondered "how the fuck did the aut-right get so big? oh btw GG was retarded lol. now what was I saying? yeah, how did the aut-right grow so much?"

Yes, I know it's not the end of the fucking word, and we're not worse off than we already were. But my point is, and some people just plain can't bring themselves to accept this, is that we fucked up hardcore by wasting an opportunity and we should be reminded often of it so it doesn't happen again. For some reason, stating these things makes some people mad, probably because it reminds them that they fucked up'.

Why did people think Farage ever had a chance? His party has literally never held double digits in seats.

We did it lads

Liberalism: the post

America being the only laughingstock warms the cockles of my balls.

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I think Corbyn will be looking for a virile young Nazbol to continue his legacy.

He goes where ever the wind blows for popularity.

I'm worried the next Tory leader won't be as spineless and incompetent as May though, this is her loss as much as Corbyn victory

Fucking infuriating
Obama having the nerve
Dems lost 1000 (ONE THOUSAND) seats across the country at every level under his leadership.

first green win

petry has gone back to shitting out kids

MOGG

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He literally said that he's voting for May only because she "promised" to lower immigration from muslim countries. I meant it when I said "virtue signaling", since if what you were saying was true then he'd back the candidate who'll actually be tough on wahabbi countries and actually has a chance to lower immigration under Brexit. But his braindead followers just want to hear "left wing = SJWs and immigrants = bad". Literally no policy.

Wasn't there Black Finnish Hitler too?

They're not the spectacle either.

More news got over high schoolers throwing rocks at adults who tried gathering under their banner then gathering under their banner.

Shitting on them is now the spectacle.

Nobody gives a shit about them anymore other than loathing them.

The only people who give a shit about them in any positive sense are them.

Kek. Obviously they were going for the hippy green vote.

coalition confirmed

wew lads

sure i've seen him irl

Yeah, you ignored GG now you ignore someone reminding you you fucked up by ignoring GG. What a surprise.


Even if you're right and they're already on the way out (God willing), it was still a moment in the spotlight that could have been ours.

You missed an important point, which is that lefties won't go after liberals in the same number as righties because lefties have liberal friends they don't want to lose. As long as the opportunity that arises entails "shit on libs" lefties won't join in for that reason.


You missed his point. Shitting on them just perpetuates them further.

link?

i want off mr. corbyn's wild ride

Since when is the republican party symbol a lion? wasn't it an elephant?

isn't it obvious? con+dup

These are mere city council elections

WEW.

Greens standing aside saved Labour's butt.

do a pic of her face when she does this grimace

That's not the Republican party symbol. It is some symbol for a random wannabe brownshirt group. Can't remember what they call themselves because they're irrelevant.

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I think it's supposed to be for Trump because he's an "outsider" who took over the Republican party only to give back control once he was in office.

still watching sargon

Am burger, so no.

WHICH ONE YA CUNT?

No it doesn't. They're not popular anymore. They were only blowing up during the election. They could get hits during the election.

We're falling off that high now.

People don't want to fuck with people who are associated with them, other than them of course.

They're bleeding support because there is no longer any logical reason to identify as alt right

le both sides meme

So assmad

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There's no evidence for this
even if there was, why should we stop? this is some trudeau level shit

Sargon definitely cannot do math

twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?lang=en

fucking south park

#SargonOfAssmad

You sound a lot like one of Hillary's campaign team. You dismiss everyone who disagrees with you as part of the "dumb, childish aut-right", then claim that only the "dumb, childish aut-right" agree with your opponents.

What a manchild.

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That's not what I did, actually.

Barry is such a scumbag.

Not him, but you sound weirdly overly sympathetic to the aut-right

stop sliding this thread

even thundercuck is on this

What is the neoliberals supposed reasoning for saying that Corbyns labor party is disintegrating

Same reasoning that Bernie wouldn't have won

"They lost and no one in the party agrees on anything. Eventually they'll collapse."

well they don't exactly have that now

The two of them had a tiff recently. TF is alright also. He's not a reactionary, just mad at libs. And he's an actual scientist.

THEN WHY DID YOU KEEP SUPPORTING HER, YOU SHILL?!

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Theresa May will speak at 10:00 AM. Rumors circling that she will resign.

He's just a obsessed with Sarkeesian

he did this one video on some model battleships I remember thinking was pretty cool

Because Venezuela and gotta protect Israel

How long is that for us burgers?

proofs?

It's 5:00 AM EST.


Spectator and Twitter.

So 5MinuteMan is U-turning harder than Mummy May herself.

3 hrs 40 kins

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/spectators-general-election-live-blog/

SO what does it mean if May resigns?

who is this guy and why are you giving him attention?

C U C K
U
C
K

Yeah he gets obsessed. I'm pretty sure he's on the spectrum. He deserves a pass though, since his obsessiveness led him to organize an experiment that found out new information about chemistry.

youtube.com/watch?v=LmlAYnFF_s8

lolcow eceleb

bojopm

Peak attention whore eceleb "rational skeptic" radical centrist

zionist nazi
neolib "leftist"
anti-human rights freedom fighter
anti-SJW SJW

Actually I'm sympathetic to leftists who get accused of being "aut-right" by retards.
Let me guess, you're one of the ones who goes around claiming that all anime posters are from Holla Forums or some other equally divisive shit.

Like it or not, gamergate was the point when a lot of politically apathetic gamers turned to the right because the left made it clear they weren't welcome.

If you think sliding a thread like this is remotely useful or possible for a single person, you have no idea what you're talking about.

We have real statistics that liberals avoid discussion with opposing views more than conservatives, I personally have live experience with this because I converted more conservatives towards socialism than liberals.

Theresa "Norsefire" May should be there. She's far FAR more of a fash than Nigel is.

NICE PARLIAMENT! HOW'S IT HANGIN' JEZZA?

Please keep Sky News on the stream.

Give link please.

THERESA MAY

RETIRE BITCH

a few manchildren turned to the right, whatever

For youtube ad/patreon money, people sell their souls under capitalism, who would've thought?

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

Exactly, you dismiss everyone who disagrees with you as "manchildren", and then act smug when they go and join the right. You would be a perfect fit for Hillary's campaign team.

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

I think you're at the wrong end of the political spectrum, fam.

Suddenly found myself believing in divine intervention

A story in this election is the UKIPPERs who turned Labour. Labour could have done more to reach out to them.

doesn't help that most are caricatured as racist bigots (even though undoubtedly a lot are, but not all) by the simpering left.

Labour and SNP needs to work together in Scotland to prevent vote splitting, the kind that resulted in Tory gains.

Lol, go fuck off. It's like you're taking the exact opposite lesson from this election, that left wing politics appeal to young people.

Please fuck off retard. The only one simpering is you.

i dont mind losing the 20% of frat boys and bedroom alphas to the right. they're of no use to the left anyway.

Yeah dude, I'm sure people who cry about muh SJWs ruining video games are going to really help the Leftist cause.

Only thanks to the NazBol gods

Burger here. It's incredibly frustrating watching the Brit election coverage with the Burger coverage fresh in my mind. The Brits are actually talking about what's going on while Burger MSM were all flabbergasted and/or shouting over each other incoherently.

I just want to say be glad for what you've got.

The Nazbol Gods answered our wishes

Shouldn't that be simple?

Must make sure they agree to honor manifesto commitments.

There are plenty of ex-GGers on this board in spite of the other people who say to fuck off.

My point is that gamergate could have easily been turned into a left-wing issue. It was literally a story about capitalist game devs making back-room deals with capitalist media. The leftist talking points practically write themselves.

Instead it was "lol, stop crying about the big bad SJWs, you manchildren".

The market is a big fire pit and so far the only answer capitalist governments can come up with is "keep dumping money into it!"

a left wing classical liberal

jfc stfu about GG already. If it was ever about real issues it would have started with Jeff Gerstmann

what are you watching lad?

If you want to get more support, why don't you actually try to answer people's concerns instead of just memeing at them?

The video game industry brings in more annual revenue than Hollywood. This isn't a small number.

The autists preferred the reactionary yarn about vast "communist" jewish conspiracies to ruin gaming and keep them from getting gfs. GG is why I support aborting autists in utero if and when the technology becomes available.

If it's anything like I've seen in burgerstan so far, nothing but Comey circlejerking

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧DUP🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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No wonder there are so many dumb people on this board.

Wew, people care about this shit, you've changed my mind, we should divert focus from tenant unions, socialized healthcare, and improving housing in order the convert 50 people to our cause.

cytu.be/r/Leftypol_Stream

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We need to make this the top result on Google or Hung Parliament.

kek

Except it couldn't because its targets were pseuds with whom the left was friendly. GG triggers pseuds for resisting and triggers armchair leftists for doing more to oppose capitalism than they'd ever considered doing in their lives.

wow

Nobody cares about Hollywood "journalism" either.

Sure, the people crying about ebil gamer manchildren were actively involved in union activism. I believe you…

you have to go back to reddit

We need to get rid of the scotts in parliament

Not a great night tbh, but a vindication of socialism in the labour party.

the irony is the scots can't vote on english issues

Exactly what the fuck I was thinking. Lel.

they were never popular. they're a bunch of loud dipshits but they aren't and never were the majority

HUNG PARLIAMENT :DDDD
IF YOU UPDOOT THIS POST, IT WILL SHOW ON GOOGLE WHEN PEOPLPE GOOGLE HUNG PARLIAMENT :::DDD

kys

We got a hung parliament dude, Mays gonna resign.

What about those women and minorities? This just seems another case of "they were all evil anyway so we shouldn't bother!!" mentality that is actually counterproductive.

I remember when the Left took any opportunity to spread ideology, like Zizek said, the Left became good at missing opportunities.

gg turned into a stupid mess but you're ignorant as fuck

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It's weird that getting the best results predicted is "not a great night" now

This was really about as good as we coulda realistically hoped for my guy

get your own thread

DEUSVULT on the stream still needs to send me his nudes.

I pray she won't. She's a pathetic enemy.

It looks like Richmond Park is the last constituency that's somewhat competitive. All the rest save for Rutland & Melton are going to go Conservative. With the backing of DUP Tories will be slightly over 322.

This is the typical "argument" you get when you bring this up. Not surprised

COMRADES OF KENSINGTON

Some people have the magical ability to ignore women and minorities when they're on the "wrong side."

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SF pls…

pls…

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i'm not surprised that you're a self satisfied dipshit

BoJo will fold easily as well

Its the type of peak liberalism that infuriates me the most.

Right, I attack your idea and you attack me without any substance. Speaks volumes

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Forgot to mention it's a competition between libdems and conservatives. Incumbent is libdem tho

Holodomor scotland tbh

Nazbol Gods demand tribute

kek

CON+DUP = 321

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+PC = 312

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

9 seats to go

1 more seat for far-right coalition

NIce.

now she can resign and live comfortably off of all that saudi money

Bojo is very trumpish.

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His ability to maintain a cult following will be nowhere near Trump's

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I'm glad I had the UK election to distract me from those hearings

It was an obvious joke

your not alone, freind

What is wrong with that argument?
Jeff Gerstmann was fired for wanting to review games, not publish press releases.

lel

That's not even how they break that kind of news. It'd be "theresa may found dead, suspected suicide"

Tories got 312+10 now, majority acquired.

quite literally /ourbourgs/

There was barely any actual leftist presence on imageboards back then, Holla Forumsyps were trying to indoctrinate since day one (the idea that ended creating Vivian James started on Holla Forums, when mods on Holla Forums banned threads) and every opportunistic reactionary fuckwad was trying to get a slice of the pie, Return of Kings made a site trying to pander to GGers that closed after three months and even a shitty webcomic called Shredded Moose did some GG strips years after it closed.

If Holla Forums existed back then and had enough people, then yes, we could have had a chance to change the discourse, but by the time Holla Forums got big enough GG was already dead and buried.

is a DUP coalition potentially worse?

The argument is fucking retarded, "it did not began at this time so it was never about anything in the first place", that is not how movements or events in history happen, there is a breaking point and people are sprung to action. After the whole dorito pope incident and you didn't see gamergate coming then you are just a plain dumbass or ignorant like the other person said.

He was fired in 2 thousand fucking 8 you mong.

lmao no, i was jacking off to blue foxes with big tits and bigger cocks.

You severely overestimate the size and influence of the alt-right and it's even more tedious than the background-noise level of political illiteracy that exists in the world.

Swill some petrol you pathetic swine.

even people who liked bojo quickly tired of him during the eu ref.

This would be an excellent rebuttal if he wasn't explicitly addressed and labelled a shill by the movement.

good taste

Reminder that Holla Forums wouldn't be what it is if GG hadn't happened. That said, we should be on the lookout for an opportunity to organize something like that. GG was inspired in large part by Holla Forums drama threads. These cyclicals watching elections are maybe a decent analog for us to build off of.

fuck off

And? why did it take a small developer sleeping with people for reviews to spur GG instead someone who was prominent and well regarded at one of the biggest websites writing about games losing his job because he didn't want to write fluff reviews for AAA titles?

Just because you spend all day on Twitter doesn't mean everyone else does.
Especially not in the fucking UK. Even UKIP circa 2015 had their influence on the spectacle usurped by the SNP.

So guys are the Tories gonna buddy up with DUP to form a government?

why aren't they discussing that on BBC?

GG was spurred by 11 articles published on the same day calling for publishers to stop making games for their core demographic. The Quinnspiracy shit was just a lead-up to that.
Because the landscape of the internet was completely fucking different in 2008. There weren't the ingredients for GG back then. For someone who's a leftist you seem to have little regard for materialism or dialectics.

Idk, i'm just an ignorant burger so any insight would be appreciated

they have done on the radio

That's their only option.

iirc this was proposed in the 80s and wound up as a chauvinistic "Vote Labour and if the SNP stand candidates it's their fault every time we don't take a seat even if the majority is greater than what the SNP polled" shambles. (although not remembered as such, since Labour did well.)

Is there any reason this coalition wouldn't form?

Right, an coloured haired SJW and the resentment culture built up on Holla Forums

Then I'm sure you'll have no trouble conceding that the conditions did not exist for the left to push a strong narrative on the issue, organizationally speaking, at the time.

hahahaha fuck

links needed cuz

Only if a bunch of people are feeling really eager to troll the nation

Yes, they will. It means a soft brexit.

tories are right about one thing

Awww yissss

independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/croydon-central-election-result-gavin-barwell-tory-housing-minister-lose-seat-labour-greater-london-a7780591.html

heh, british humor

Thanks guys

I've already said that multiple times. You're talking to more than one person and we don't agree on everything.

just one byelection

REV UP THOSE ELECTION FRAUD INVESTIGATIONS

it's likely, their only other option I believe is to try to govern with a large minority but that relies on the support of the other parties and I don't think they'd get that. either outcome will be incredibly unstable though. as bad as it is that they're in a position to still be the largest party, they really are fucked going forwards.

"This one is for Jezza"

Are fucking you retarded? It doesn't matter, the resentment was there for years, I'm appalled that you don't even understand this as a socialist. As we socialist we as supposed take advantage of peoples resentment at capitalism over time, its our job to spring them into action over any event that we can. This is how almost every revolution and movement began in history. Sometimes over the smallest of things but what is sprung a certain movement into action does not delegitimize it at all.

LABOUR STRONK

The resentment was Holla Forums's resentment towards SJWs, not gamer resentment towards corruption. Holla Forums used gamer-resentment as fuel for their SJW resentment, because Holla Forums is fucking retarded.

Jesus fucking christ this is why I only play flight simulators.

Who is the Kurt Eichenwald of the UK press?

Lads gamergate is stupid pls quit sliding thread

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So with May saying that if she loses 6 seats, Corbyn will be negotiating, etc, does that mean he could be flung into minority governance?

twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529

Hey, folks. It's the guy who usually uses the black power flag here - good to see it catching on.

I must disagree with my brother, though - GamerGate was retarded shit started on false accusations by Zoe Quinn's ex. Even if it briefly turned into something good (It didn't) by the time it ended it was a total clusterfuck. Also, I wanna hear more about Britain.

DUP will probably form minority government.

the lads

twitter.com/Peston/status/873057307709526020

dat socdem shilling in the leftypol stream

where were you when blairism was kill?

i was sitting at home shitposting when mcdonnel ring

'blair is kill'

'no'

This is like the opposite of a forum slide.

That's fucking retarded. Just play the games you want to play and stop worrying about shit morons on Holla Forums say.

Yes hello, you know nothing, I'm not a social democrat, I'm a socialist.

Holla Forums circa gerstmangate wouldn't get into political shitshows, this was before even chanology.
And hell, I'm sure the nintendofags of the time even welcomed him getting fired because he was behind 8.8
Also Holla Forums DID get pissed at the shit on the industry, remember the doritogate and how EA ended with two golden poos in a row.

The reason the zoepost ended creating gamergate, and not any of the shitstorms that happened constantly, like the one just six months before GG where Zoe said Wizardchan was bullying her, was the huge censorship and clear collusion the whole thing got, even on Holla Forums itself, who was unthinkable at the time, the discovery of the mailing list "gamejournopros" a crystal clear proof of collusion, and the "gamers are dead" articles, many of them done by members of said mailing list.

What that put the numbers at. Would they need SF?

theres zero chance of this happening, right?

Violence is always the answer but one should also always vote, if only to help your local schizoid independent candidate keep his deposit.

Yes because DUP is more right-wing than the Tories.

why?

If Tories had lost 5 more seats, it would've been possible.

Revisionism, you can't tell me and what many people saw and experienced did not happen I was there since the beginning. Holla Forums was shilling but people hated and were wary of them in the beginning, Holla Forums hated doritopope tier shit and publishers control over devs for years.

Watch SNP try to swing more to the right now that they lost seats to the Tories.

In almost every constituency that the tories won the number of votes racked up by the SNP & Labour was more than the votes for the tories. Surely Sturgeon isn't stupid enough to swing right as a result of this election

vote split in scottland ripped the dream…

basically. This was a left coalition night if not for the mess in scotland.

Resentment toward SJWs was always a part of Holla Forums's hatred of corporations shitting all over their hobby. One of the largest examples was BioWare fucking up everything they touched and then using SJW rhetoric to put up their gay fans as a shield between them and their critics.

Great example here

very sad face

Purest form of pink capitalism, I think we should take advantage of this tbh.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_capitalism

Lads, lets take heart in knowing that the Brexit negotiations, which would have been shit no matter what, won't be Jezza's fault now.

They also hated Anita Sark-Keynesian because Holla Forums always takes the bait.

Put your liberal-tier lived experience meme in a bottle, fill it with my piss and then pour it up your arse. I'm not going to play nuance for a dead movement when I can do the runescape pride event in one hand and jerk it to a pride of lions dicking each other or something along those lines please fill this in quickly - ed.

What a funny coincidence.

If cons get 316 seats dont they just win with a coalition with DUP?

Might be a little avant garde but this could be a good focal point for getting reactionaries to drop capitalism apologia before pushing them left.

That's right, they are only two seats off.

That sounds like a perfect example of capitalism trying to fuck with games. The development team had a specific narrative in mind and specific characters in mind and publishers wanted to change it for market appeal.

I don't give a fuck if the founder of the studio referenced GG, Life is Strange was really good.

fucking finally.
Now we need to eradicate this plague all across Europe.
France did that for himself and Spain has a leader who got couped and reelected again just like Corbyn
Things are looking great.

what does that mean politically? business as usual?

You disgusting ghazi koolaid chugging morons. Gerstmann didn't start GG? No shit, neither did Dorito Pope, nor ME3's ending, nor Simcity's always-online DRM, nor Sarkeesian's neo-puritan scaremongering campaign, nor even Chelsea's fucking her way into the indie shill squad and getting revealed for the whore she is.

Like said, it was the MASSIVE coordinated clampdown of censorship and shilling by SJWs and their bootlicking white knights. EVERY gaming outlet, EVERY gaming forum's moderators, EVERY general social site's moderators (Reddit, Twitter, Youtube, Facebook, etc.), EVERY mainstream press outlet, EVERY ISP, EVERY other site (to the extent of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine pulling listings!), and finally even 4chan itself CENSORING FUCKING EVERYTHING, all over milady's honor for one 2nd-hand vagina.

It was like the Illuminati suddenly, openly declaring all the world's governments null and void, and that they were now seizing direct control.

IT WAS UNPRECEDENTED OVERREACH


Because he IS A SHILL. Just because he got fucked over by them didn't stop him from being one of them.


This. Holla Forums is the true successor of the original spirit of GG.


Sorry, I think these are honestly brainwashed ledditors rather than Holla Forums trolls, I can't help but take their bait.

Go start your own thread you massive fucking faggot

Britain will have a more right-wing govt than before with Cons & DUP coalition.

bbc.com/news/in-pictures-40209351

some cool moments in here, thought i'd share

Probably been on imageboards longer than you.
Fuck off to another thread with this.

This has always been myopic, though.

In particular the way that neoliberal-individualism is ingrained (It's not that large companies are bad, it's that EA and Bioware and so on are bad, others are BASED…) instead of even a more simplistic but attractive "companies = jews" type outlook.


god damn you are a huge fag

are they gonna sack may?

No you fucking social warrior faggot. No one gives a bloody fuck. Here's some news for you, if someone thinks GG is retarded it's because they're a normal human being who isn't a massive fucking autist. I'd love to see you email this shit to some prominent leftist theorists and organizers to see how seriously they take you. I'm sure they're all just reddit though

Ooh, hell is a place on earth

I think this sperg just turned me into a third worldist

take your gg shit out of this thread you rancid cunts

they have videogames in the third world.

Barrow and Furness MP John Woodcock won his seat with less than 200 votes. Fucking Hell that's close.

Yes but no one in the third world would shape their political views on them

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god I hope you're just trolling cause this is masterful

GG had its use, but it was also insanely retarded and shortsighted in its goals. Consumer revolt and all that shit accomplishes fuck all in the long run. Shit is fine as a pet project, but useless when talking broader politics.

lel


No.


The thing is that it's very easy to take hatred of specific companies and turn that into an understanding of why corporations in general are shit. That's what was missing. What we should learn from GG is that large impressionable groups are good targets, especially if they're angry at corporations.

Look at the coordinated shilling against Corbyn by every single "left of center" outlet, now look at everyone who shilled against GG. Tell me there's a difference other than the stakes at risk.

Do you know how accounts for history are made(the historian method)? But sick burn kid, but nice to know that you were shitposting and talking out of your ass the whole time, and completely ignoring how Holla Forums was founded, were you even here when people we mocked(some might have have been banned) for being against GG?

Anyways I apologize for being fucking cancer, I was one of those notyourshield idiots who became a real socialist after gamergate turned into cancer because before I was only pinko, so I really feel strongly about this.

When their only reference point for non-corporate videogames is Tuxcart and indieshit?

They're useful blunt objects, they're not educable in the traditional sense.

If you are asking about the coalition; it would mean that the leader of the conservatives would have to rely on getting the support of the more right-wing DUP MPs to pass motions. So more right-wing focus but ultimately a lot more unstable due to the slim majority, maybe a little bit more focus on Ulster unionist politics too.

very sad such a good thread descended into some dumb shit over gamergate

were***

only on leftypol could gg have possibly come up lol

fuck off

The stakes absolutely matter, and we seem to be getting increasing evidence that when the stakes actually matter the shilling is more toothless. I'm fucking ecstatic and eternally grateful that the general public got introduced to media bias through these world elections and not through gaming autism or it would have remained a fringe idea just by association.

I'll just leave this here.

twitter.com/search?q=from:wikileaks #gamergate&src=typd

We're just gnawing on SJW retards while we wait for more news about the backroom coalition deals.

I guess I'll have to research the history of the DUP to see how they might help shape our country.

If we want to kill it off for good we have to go back to where it all began

We have to kill Clintonism

Looks like May isnt resigning.

Media is corrupt, no shit.

Actually one of the reasons my contempt for GG is so large is people who appeared genuinely surprised by the revelation, as though Amiga Power hadn't been laughing about it before most GGers were left-too-late-to-pull-out-oh-shit-get-a-coathanger.

what exactly is that supposed to prove?

so if this ends up with a hung parliament does that mean there will be another election?

Naw I'd say Reagan is at fault for all this

His success pretty much forced all parties to the right

Not if the Conservatives coalition with the DUP, which they probably will.

dutchie here, what should I know? what's likely to happen?

I'm somewhat glad that Corbyn didn't win cause he'd end up having to deal with the upcoming economic crisis and that'd completely discredit Labour
even from a reformist perspective it makes sense, let the tories fuck up so labour can come into power afterwards

The Clintons worked pretty closely with Blair though, trying to export the "Third Way"

Does the Con/DUP coalition mean the DUP has the Cons by the balls?

The 1980s rise of neocons was strictly a mopup operation against a handful of unorganized stragglers.

Neolibs in the 1970s were what obliterated everything.

Well I guess we better give up because most people aren't educable in the traditional sense any more thanks to late capitalism dumbing everything down.

We've sent a shockwave through the political establishment. They won't forget this one quickly.

Conservative Party and Democratic Unionist Party to form coalition government following UK's general election

bbc.com/news/election/2017
express.co.uk/news/uk/814903/DUP-who-are-DUP-what-is-Democratic-Unionist-Party-Election-2017


In other words, no changes to the current government as the Tories have basically been re-elected, despite losing many seats, because they've got the DUP to save their asses.

We will just have to see how they negotiate it. But positionally; yes the DUP would be able to be a big pivot in government decision making.

Troubles 2.0 baby

DUP is more kooky and to the right than the Tories. Think the Republican Party of America.

Perfect, they'll be completely incapable

Kek was invented by the DUP, it stands for Kill Every Katholic. Why do you think pepe is green?

the DUP are batshit insane, they don't even have a coherent ideology they just take the exact opposite stance of whatever Sinn Féin say

Arlene Foster is even more widely hated than May as well. DUP-Tories won't last the year

You really believe people realized the scope and depth of media bias in a one-off event of spontaneous mass enlightenment, instead of gradual buildup of awareness?

An election season isn't a one-off event, much less several elections worldwide

they got fucking owned so hard, this is hilarious

So has it all been counted then?

so is Bong gov't still planning on running their internets like Club Penguin with Ingsoc characteristics?

It wasn't mere media bias, but control over every establishment on the internet. Accounts and posts deleted on forums, domains shut down by ISPs and hosts, sites unlisted by search engines, income halted by financial companies, careers blacklisted by employers, all without question by the whim of a shadowy backchannel grapevine of SJW circlejerking.

What's shocking isn't the just the lockstep corruption of the establishment, but its incredible pettiness over the slightest indication of dissent.

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P O T T E R Y
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Not yet but a hung parliament is certain.

Does the U.K. have electoral college like the U.S. does?
How much gerrymandering is there?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

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So basically Tories cling to power but now are left badly bloodied and incredibly weak?

maybe, just maybe, discussion on online forums was locked down because it generated a huge amount of carnage and not because a cowled member of the illuminati visited the board administrator's flat and ordered him to subdue the plebs

fuck no

more or less.

yes. which paves the way for corbyn's labour in the next election. If the SNP continues to collapse Labour may even win an outright majority.

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hey french here I don't get why people seems to care about Corbyn? Just a socdem, not /ourguy/

youtube.com/watch?v=28-fC6_Byu0

I guess you don't know what's it's like to live in Tory Britain.

He's further to the left than the party is. If people are supporting Labour now, when he is the leader, it says a lot about the attitude of the country.

What's bad about the SNP? I thought they were based scottish socialists

Maoism confirmed

Depends how you felt about Mélenchon

They're socdem-ish neoliberals. (left of new labour, right of Corbyn, left of Scottish Labour except when Scottish Labour are chancing things knowing they're never going to have to be in power to implement hem.)

Although it's worth noting that many of the labourites in Scotland have majorities of

Well done pommys.

Jelly and ice-cream all round.

They're rather pragmatic centre-left and let's not ignore that THEY WANT TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE UK. Scotland is a traditional Labour stronghold, or at least it was before the Independence Referendum. SNP is losing support as Scotland turns away from independence( And let's not forget SNP took a lot of support from Scottish Labour.). As support for independence drops and people turn back to Labour, Labour will regain seats and they may be able to form a majority without coalition partners watering down their programme and bringing Labour to the centre.

Barring a Tory-Labour coalition at this time (very unlikely), Labour will win the next election and Corbyn will be the next prime minister.

I hate most of his takes on immigration. What does Corbyn say about immigration? Refugees are at UK's doors in France.

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What's your problem with his stances on immigration?

He says that immigrants should be welcomed but limited based on economic need and skill levels, and likely should be much lower than current levels. He's staunchly opposed to the policies that allow low skill workers displace native workers.

Mélenchon had similar takes and said he'd rather have doctors than refugees too so I'm not sure why you have that stance anyway

have you spent too much time on Holla Forums or why do you think immigration is the biggest issue ever?

Mélenchon's stance on immigration was stricter than Macron.

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When was this aired?

Lmao. Not gonna link to his twitter, but Sargon is triggered as fuck

election night, before any of the results

found it on piratebay

Thank you NewsAnon for last night's amazing stream.

This result was obviously made possible by the comrades of Kensington, Ballot-muncher and the NazBol gods.

What did he mean by this

(btw this is the same guy that was bodyslammed by a Trumpist governor)

well I'm a trot

kill urself

I hope this nerd gets bodyslammed again

Corbyn & Mélenchon's forthright stances on immigration are disgusting neolib trash, and (unlike, for instance, Sanders' quiet statements and voting record) I can find little compelling evidence they're hiding their power level on the issue.

But right-wingers have so far always actually seen even higher immigration than left-wingers (for instance, May's Tory government), and their leftists' non-immigration issues (for instance, "free" trade) are clearly superior across the board.

My fists are anti-fascist but my dick sure ain't if you know what I mean :^)

I've almost made it through the entire election season without saying something mega autistic at work. Almost did this morning when people were talking about Sinn Fein

He's now moved on to the "self-own" phase

You're delusional if you think Bernie is left of Mélenchon or Corbyn

reclaimdemocracy.org/powell_memo_lewis/

Never going to miss an opportunity to remind people of this. Capitalists and government officials literally conspiring to seize control of Universities and Television in order to silence left critique.

Are you a paddie?

laec.fr/section/59/lutter-contre-les-causes-des-migrations

On mass economic immigration? He certainly seems to be.

On other issues, they're all similar enough socdems.

Na, my name is Paddy but I'm not actually from Ireland. They were just doing the classic "how can we trust Corbyn when he talks with terrorists" spiel.

Forgot my flag.

Link English human translation or summary plox

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Bernie is an imperialist who would do nothing to change US foreign policy/drone programs. Mélenchon and Corbyn both said plainly that immigrants would be accepted but that low skill immigrants can not just be let in haphazardly to displace native work force. The fact that Sanders didn't speak much on the issue doesn't indicate he was "hiding his power level", and it's hilariously misinformed of you to think that the new deal democrat came anywhere close to as left as the other two.

The Conservative-DUP agreement may not be a formal coalition so we may end up with a minority government.

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I get that humanitarianism as a whole is commonly used as a cheap curtain drawn in front of imperialist militarism, but there is literally nothing wrong with UN sanctioned multilateral interventionism.


I agree with all of this, and it's similar to language I'd use to cloak my policies against attacks by PC weenies, but it still says absolutely nothing about cutting 1st-world visa numbers or pouring foreign aid into 3rd-world refugee hosts.

US foreign policy is trash through and through, and the fact is Bernie reversed almost none of it rhetorically. The idea that it's just down to intervention in the Balkans is dishonest.

It generated carnage because of the Streisand Effect more than anything. If anybody but just Hotwheels and his dodgy, easily DDOSable yotsuba clone just let it burn itself out on containment threads it would've been a blip of drama, less noteworthy than EA's petualance and shittiness about ME3, the Simshitty DRM or paid mods. Instead every site despite having different cultures and moderation styles chose weirdly coincidentally to throw petrol on the fire in unison. If you want me to go full conspiritard, my pet theory is if it wasn't coincidence (which it could have been but whatever), that somebody in charge of stuff (like making cars crash or planting pizzas on drives by remote) was pissed or worried at how the apolitical and comparatively-despooked internet had formed Voltron against SOPA & co. and needed to make sure it didn't happen again.

fix site

Full episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=aMRWUu9WvyM

Wew lads

Would you guys want a Labour minority government?

He opposed the "War on Terror", he was outspoken in his opposition to the first Iraq War, he opposes unilaterally mixing it up with Syria or Russia rather than diplomatic channels.

Simply because some overall justifiable and internationally agreed on wars had unwholesome side-motivations isn't enough to condemn them IMO. We need international law, order, and enforcement.

How has the Scottish Conservatives become so popular? I don't get it.

Sorry, my English is pretty bad, can you explain what you mean by these?

They haven't. Look at any MP seat in Scotland here and notice that the combined SLab & SNP vote dwarfed the Tories:
bbc.com/news/election/2017/results

Literally FPTP, Corbyn & the SNP need to draw up a truce next election.

But the Conservatives gained more votes since the last election. Maybe I shouldn't have used the word 'popular' but the Conservatives definitely won back seats in Scotland.

Israel, KSA, etc.

But the deciding factor was vote splitting on the left

Only for the ability to rub it in people's faces and the satisfaction of seeing Jezza as PM. But long term strategy it's probably suboptimal for now

Holla Forums getting this cucked is probably the best thing I could've woken up to.

Good.
I'd rather deal with a devil I know than whatever the Tories pull out of their asses next. What if he or she are good?
No, we know May and we know she sucks and Labour can build and plan ahead.

What is mockery

Typical for a marxist to expect people to choose between 2 extremes.


If you actually watched his 2nd last video you would know he clearly pointed out how shit the Tories are, but he decided a witch would be a better negotiator during Brexit negotiations than a man who will almost certainly bend over backwards for the EU.

And daily reminder Cor-bin fags.
Even with May proposing the worst possible legislation and being an absolute moron during the election… she still beat Labour by a good margin.

What does they say about Corbyn and his joke of a party?

inb4 Sarcuck or any variant thereof

mad

BoJo would have gotten BTFO and has funnier bants though

You're a Sarcuck on damage control.

If Corbyn lost so horribly why are you so butthurt, boy?

Are you actually Carl or do you just watch his videos?

Literally SEETHING

First point is to quite simply decrease the amount of legal immigration accepted, period. This includes not just refugees, but simple economic migrants. Give a specific target for immigrants, and turn away everyone else after it's maxed out.

Second point is to host legitimate refugees in 3rd-world countries, and bankroll those countries with 1st-world taxpayer money. This would put refugees in places where less money would support more refugees in similar or better conditions, it would also make it easier for them to stay in contact with their friends and relatives (as well as more easily influencing the recovery of peace in their homeland), and put them in a culture more compatible with their own.


Sanders has always been opposed to the Saudis' fundamentalism abroad and totalitarianism at home. On Israel, his position is nuanced enough to both condemn their rampant humanitarian abuses, and to acknowledge their being the freest and most democratic state in the region, pushing for a diplomatic two state solution.


Reminder he was against joining in the first place

Lol you really are a cuck though. Reminder that Corbyn has been for Brexit his whole life while May was a Remainer.

Corbyn is a confirmed brocialist.

Even with May proposing the worst possible legislation and being an absolute moron during the election… I still supported her.

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Setting a strict limit/making a decrease promise is a terrible policy idea and just leads to what happened to May where they don't meet their promised cap and come off like liars (which they would be because immigration is more complicated than X

You got any rebuttals? Or are you just talking shit because you got nothing?

Is that even relevant? The only thing that matters is his current position.


And again, you have missed the point. People like Sargon prioritise Brexit over other issues. I don't think I can make it any clearer.

t. errgon of cuckad

Nigga, wut?

We should use this cat as our meme magic totem animal

kek

His current position is that we're leaving the EU, end of discussion. He has reiterated that stance and position in every public appearance and policy discussion he has been asked on this in. Which is why so many leavers threw a tantrum and threatened to switch to LibDem.

This isn't a decades old policy it's from last week.

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But it won't be BoJo.
After Cameron stepped down all eyes were on him. But he is an irresponsible piece of shit and I doubt that he magically found it now.
The problem for the Tories is that after Cameron stepped down and nobody wanted to take on the responsibility, it was May. No one else wants this job as long as Brexit is up the air. It still hasn't changed. If May steps down who will replace her?

cats are magic

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Well May staying on is good since she's so clearly incompetent. I'm saying BoJo is the only clear alternative that comes to mind and he'd fuck it up almost as hard.

Also, Corbyn has just raped the remoaners in the LD & SNP into the ground this election.

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

You got any rebuttals? Or are you just talking shit because you got nothing?

I'm starting to believe the whole "controlled opposition" thing.

For the first time in history the MP of Canterbury is Labour. Wow.

What politicians say and what they do are often different. Corbyn is obviously playing the side of remain to retain the liberal vote which is why he got a slating for "not campaigning hard enough", you need to understand that the Cultural Marxist boogie man idea of Corbyn isn't true.

youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw
youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw
youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw

friendlyjordies is so fucking based

fucking glorious

It's almost as if they finally appealed to the younger audience instead of just ignoring them because they "never vote"

5MinuteMan on suicide watch

sargon btfo

May apparently heading to the place to get there for half 12. Going to try to form a minority government with the DUP

>immigration is more complicated than X

With her current capabilities there's an outside chance she manages to somehow offend them in the next hour or so and muck it all up against all odds

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youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

Who is this "5MinuteMan"?

I mean the factor at which it is set depends on factors that can change and are heavily tied into the economy. The idea that you set a number now and let no other factors influence it is pure fantasy.

JESUS KIKING CHRIST FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS
MODS ARE FAGGOTS

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Sargon.

Sargon of Akkad.
I call him "5MinuteMan" because he complained about a video being over 5 minutes.

The idea Britain can go back to the way it was before the independence referendum (indeed, before Thatcher) is risible though.
The role Labourites envision from the UK is not only primarily fictional, it is also outdated.

(iirc the book doesn't conclude with the inevitability of breakup, but I would strongly make the case that breakup-and-co-ordination as equal neighbours will trump any other possible arrangement for the UK.)

Does anyone know where the last seat to be counted is?

That's particularly ironic, since one of the main reasons I stopped watching him is his videos increasingly being hour-long meandering talking head responses to other videos or reading headlines with offhand color commentary, instead of concise analyses of longer material with explanatory visual aids, like his earlier stuff.

I used thought you were mocking the length of his videos. Thanks for clearing that up.


His videos do seem to get worse as time goes on. But I still endure. Too much free time at work. Don't judge.

Paul "ban the beekeepers" Nuttal steps down from URIP as yet another leader of the party doesn't want to be at the helm of a dying irrelevancy.

I think it's Kensington but I'm not 100% sure

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

There are some real hot takes being posted.

Better to listen to Alex Jones tbh

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Yeah it's Kensington, after a delayed recount. I hope the comrades of Kensington can win us another Labour victory.

when's the first pmq's after this?

I just want to see corbyn call tory-DUP gov't a coaltion of chaos

rlly maeks u think

Stormfags are not very sly at times.

WHAT HAPPENS NOW??
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529

>Not twitter.com/theresa_may/status/rekt

I made hilarious joke give me your xd's famrades

The wikipedia article of the general election is being raided and the title changed to:
"Huge swaths of Britain voted for the anti-Semitic, pro-Islamic terrorist, communist Jeremy Corbyn, showing the negative influence that massive Muslim immigration has had on British society."

Can yo get anymore mad?

So Tory DUP government? That'll go down well… now let's watch the Tory part rip itself apart! Let's get ready for GE 2018 I guess

xd

Why are you damn millennials ruining neoliberalism?!

I sometimes wonder if people like this actually have their brains wired differently.


Get hyped for more streams

Nerds are SEETHING

It's not even stormfags. It's some retarded thought exercise that's been floating around in the British psyche for years where you wonder if being a complete and utter shit for a decent outcome is better than a constant mediocre/poor outcome. These people are always retarded and have merely switched language, it used to be wanting someone of principle, any principles, so they know what they're voting for for once. Safe to say when Corbyn turned up they threw this bit of language out the window. Funny to see them reinvent it though.
tl;dr: They aren't wondering if Hitler was justified, they're complaining that Hitler isn't running. They're being dishonest with themselves.

Yeah…

There's no way things remain steady and on track for normal GE schedule

I wish there was a mod for the game "Political Animals" that turned it to FPTP instead of a presidential system.

It has a UK-based map but it's not much use since it goes by popular vote, meaning you can often squeak a win simply by holding London.

DUP+torry coalition could easily hold. There are no ideological differences nor political ones.

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I'll be surprised if the next one isn't in 5 months, nevermind 5 years.

Pretty sure the more moderate Tories will throw a spanner into the works at every opportunity.

Nutty boy has gone.

Tory alone was unstable enough they felt the need to call an early election and brexit is about to be a bloodbath

I can't wait for all the DUP = UR propaganda
who's the terrorist sympathizer now

It will definitely push the government further to the right, which you wouldn't have though was possible with the Tories fiscal polices. This could upset the moderate and more liberal Conservative party. I guess we will just have to wait and find out.

You know, I think I'd like to savour that again.

I was sure we were gonna lose it tbqh.

Nah, DUP don't want hard Brexit because hard Brexit means no movement of people and that means the IRA come back because the DUP have promised the soft border with ROI, and if ROI is part of EU then shit gets messy. So basically DUP are gonna put spanners in the works of Tory Brexit negotiations.

So, there's a good chance the Good Friday Agreement will get shredded if that happens?

Now? Let's go practice medicine…

I like how being the leader of the URIP party is such an unpopular job.
You had Nigel wanted to quit and do something else and then had Diane James take over… just for her to quit and ask for Nigel to come back but then Nigel really didn't want to be leader so he sneaked out the backdoor so Nuttall could take over but not even he want to have the job of sailing a sinking ship and is pleading for Nigel to come back and be leader of the party.
What a mess.

Potentially. Basically, it's gonna be political chaos for the foreseeable future, no matter what happens. Any deals etc are only papering over cracks that will re-emerge, worse and worse.

Consider the fact, that the youth voted mostly for Corbyn, and the aut-right was basically non existent or too young to vote.

Hbomber: ELECTIONWATCH 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=dVbC0jASJYA

Hasn't some of the actual, non meme far right voted Corbyn too?

So as the DUP have a track record of negotiating and compromising with both Labour and the Conservatives in Westminster and both sides of the Northern Irish conflict; they are quite experienced in getting their good part from a deal.
So the Unionists in the DUP-Conservative coalition are not going to be a push-over for the Tories to try and get them to fall in line. I only home this fuels more instability in the future.

Yeah, "negotiating", that's a polite way to put it.

Bets on the media saying one word about this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party

the mad men

Who fucking votes tory?

shitpost flag?

This is gonna be the greatest "coalition of chaos" ever - can't wait to watch 'em crash and burn.

This term's gonna spawn some good bants I do think.

We are not going to know the full results of the election until Saturday at the earliest due to Kensington's delayed recount.

bredi gud

just dumb phoneposter

d-does this mean that Borris will be the next PM?

Doubt it. She already stroke a deal with the DUPe to form a coalition, waiting for the queen's "permission".
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/09/election-2017-theresa-may-speaks-outside-downing-street-after-shock-result-hunh-parliament-live

He probably wants to be. If theres another leadership election he'll likely run. Might not win though.

No. Mummy May is here to stay.

his Hung Parliament election stream
youtube.com/watch?v=LwTW3QPkCnQ

you have to be some retard to believe the IRA will make a resurgence just because a hard border is reinstated

based

Anyone know when this happened so we can get screens of the edit history?

"Ayy lmao"

youtube.com/watch?v=qsGVghRBdKI&feature=push-u&attr_tag=eI1SAcyJXp3tCt2X-6

It seems they were removed for vandalism:
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=United_Kingdom_general_election,_2017&action=history

Oh god I really want Corbyn to use that line against her. The trolling will be epic this parliament.

Pie's take on the results: youtube.com/watch?v=qsGVghRBdKI

He's to intelligent too be PM, you need to be literally retarded to want the job atm.

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Taximan is bredi happy: youtube.com/watch?v=M-DtN4Q-Fso

Best Tory result since 1983 as a percentage of votes.

Labour with best vote share since 2001, but just by 0.7%.

After seeing all these fucking vicious comment under his videos I am so happy for him.

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We need to remember that this was achieved during a campaign where he ran against the whole establishment.

Look at all these old farts celebrating Corbyn: youtube.com/watch?v=GtUdDLuJ5Xg

The tories are neoconservatives.
The DUP are slightly to the left of Saudi Arabia.

Here's Jimmy Dore covering the dude: youtube.com/watch?v=OQUObvNQ-ag

It's the fuckin hypest "loss" of all time.

Absolutely vicious bullshit from the press yeah.

Meanwhile Blair had the entire press in his pocket.

Thoroughly impressive from him

Kensington General Election count suspended ahead of third recount as tellers too tired to carry on
The result is too close to call
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

wrong link, sorry
standard.co.uk/news/politics/kensington-general-election-count-suspended-ahead-of-third-recount-as-tellers-too-tired-to-carry-on-a3561046.html

Sooo when will the next snap election be called?

Surely the Conservacucks cant rule with the Unionists for 5 years?

I'd guess some time next year after they try and start negotiating the brexit. Realise they can't do it and panic.

Newcastle job centre knifeman arrested after 'taking job centre staff hostage in stand-off with police in Byker
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/newcastle-job-centre-lockdown-after-10590257
Unfortunately, he didn't kill any of them

Holy shit I wasn't expecting to feel

Could this be considered a slave uprising?

Some Italian paper got a screen of it.
The right is truly pathetic.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

So the one good conservative policy. Brett is getting scraped. Shit.

Yes.

It probably won't get scrapped but it will be "softened".

Corbers did well too, how you all feeling?

It's going to be a hilarious shitshow. I give it a year.

Hungover, but euphoric

t. Tory party

anyone know where corbyn is? i'm going to london in a bit and want to give him a hug and possibly touch his dong

Come to Trafalgar Square this eve

Corbyn is probably somewhere not trying to get assassinated

within 6 months

aut-right are either underaged or manchildren

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He's probably sleeping off a 40 hrs long no-sleep campaign session, tbh.

Why would they want another snap election? That would be suicidal.

Someone has the Corbyn checklist with
YOU ARE HERE in the middle?
It was surprisingly accurate, but since it was all greentext I forgot to screecap it.

where's afroplasm i need somewhere to stay in london

He deserves it.
Bless him

>Corbyn will never run
YOU ARE HERE

Tired.

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Wow, it's just like the trump one that Holla Forums made but with corbyn! Thats hella epic!

Yeah, it's just like the Holla Forums one except it becomes true the further in time you get.

thx

Even before I noticed how scarily accurate it is. Guess next stop, PM Corbyn

They might not even get the majority together with that coalition.

So close, leftoids!
Maybe next time haha

I guess we'll have to wait before we can play 'Manuel - Gas Gas Gas' to Corbyn winning in the next GE.

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One vote of confidence and that collation collapses, followed by new elections.
You don`t even have a majority, it will be minority coalition government that will fall after the first vote of confidence against it.

;_; s-so c-close l-leftoids ;_;

We're in for a period of epic bants.

how the fuck are there paisley pepes already

Get fucked, I got my Sinn Fein MP back in Fermanagh. Next generation is when we will see reunification and the mass exodus of you pricks.

Your days are numbered.

“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Sargon Of Akkad was against the Conservative Party. Sargon of Akkad was always against the Conservative Party"

user, why do you speak like a right-wing fascist-nationalist?

He's speaking like a left-wing socialist-nationalist, rose

Holy shit, based Corbyn btfo racist brexit voters. Crisis averted.

Nationalism is fascism user.

So is the internet going to die now?

It can only improve without the eternal anglos online.

i am LE EBIN trole! xD

I wish you voted SDLP to improve a chance of a Labour led coalition but what done is done.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo!

Agreed. Thank fuck for that,

Jacobin is trying really hard to not show Irish republican sympathies.

mobile.twitter.com/jacobinmag/status/873152165669478401

They are Blairites, had 2-3k vote as opposed to 23k and one fewer Tory is always a good thing.

Post-nationalism is the only leftist stand on nationalism.

are there any possibilities that the coalition can be denied?

But I don't want to lose all the things friends posted while they were younger.

Okay didn't know that; I thought their new leader was a little more left however.
Still, Sinn Fein is definitely better getting that seat than the UUP.

can corbyn still win? whats happening?

Good thread on why Tory-DUP is fucked from the outset.

mobile.twitter.com/stavvers/status/873115441341661184

Thread Theme -
youtube.com/watch?v=UM9eObfOWq4

Desperate.

Why deny it?

Let the right dig its own grave.

When will next Scotland referendum happen?

why does every song have to have a FUCKING DUBSTEP/TECHNO REMIX

They have a majority of 6 because Sinn Féin is not in the parliament.

They should honestly abandon the policy ob abstaining for this one cycle.

We're hoping for a new election soon.

Corbyn can't get into government from this election but he can propose a budget for Parliament to agree on which would expand the progressive agenda and weaken the Tories if expected. It's hard to explain but it'll become clear when the time comes.
Or just wait for another snap election, you never know.

Tories won't allow if for another 5 years, even though Holyrood already voted to call it.
I can't wait for actual real English oppression

not in your lifetime

sturgeon got completely BTFO and has no pull over westminster now

I'd rather have the friends of terrorists help the Tories than Labour. I want their disgrace to be poetic.

and they would have good reason considering a DUP coalition

Sinn Fein refuse to sit in Parliament because it would mean taking an oath to the Queen which the republicans, obviously, don't recognise.
Still dumb though and just ensures their irrelevancy.

I don't want them there to prop Labour. I want them there to consistently attack DUP and destabilize the fuck out of that coalition.

I am also fucking terrified of Brexit (especially in terms of its impact on N Ireland) being determined by DUP. They need to have a check and nobody knows how to push the buttons of DUP like Sinn Féin does.

never underestimate the pettiness of an irish republican

very unlikely they take their seats

Fucking 1920 strikes again.


I am writing to Gildernew to fucking reconsider because this government cycle will see biggest change in Ireland since the partition. They need to get their arse in gear.

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stop this meme

made up with the result lads, this is perfect as we don't actually want to be in power for the duration of this parliament.
let the tories eat shit for five years.
and to think i used to say on here corbyn would get btfo as soon as an election would get called, i'm eating my words.
i doubted him before but i was on the train as soon as the election was called,
this has been the best election i can remember, and i voted in my first one in 2001 and remember the hype in 1997 but this was a total cliffhanger and an incredible ride.
the first week or so was dead but then it just got better and better.

congratulating all conservatives for getting more seats than labour even though running a dismissal campaign headed by an autistic jinx

I think its all very well to say how nice it would be for SF to take their seats, and yes it would be, but that argument is conveniently ignoring the fact that its a massively entrenched republican tradition, the removal of which would be a bitter pill to swallow not only for the MPs but more importantly for a lot of their core support. Risks sending many towards dissident republicans. SF are a party which fuses imperfectly (of course) the national and social movements, with a heavy heavy slant to the national struggle, hence their abstentionism. There are socialists within the party but they are not a socialist party. They also contain very traditional Catholics (like McGuinness was).
It will be interesting enough seeing a spotlight shone on the workings of the DUP.

Something that's not technoshite;
youtube.com/watch?v=rSvUjTOeoRs

Are they /ourguys/?

youtube.com/watch?v=WIdG68radU8

Here's how Corbyn can still win

the fish finger is tim farron's true form. its come to take him home.

we bernie now?

What the fuck lol

facebook.com/BELFASTLAD/

Best anti-DUP blog on the web lads^

We need the UK nazbol-trap alliance to stop Tories

No. Corbyn actually lost by less than people thought he would and therefore he won.

STAND MASTER : TIM FARRON
STAND NAME : 「FISH FINGERS」

Let the tories and DUP form their little club, then watch them fuck everything up, and labour clinch the next election.

Don't get carried away. He offered layabouts and students free stuff that he can't possibly deliver and got youtube to back him. It's easy being in opposition: when you can just criticise and lie. The perennial problem for economic leftists is that you can't simply conjure free meals for everyone out of thin air.

Would a vote of no confidence fail at this point? Is it safe to assume that every tory and dup mp will vote unanimously against such a motion?

how high are you on meme-economics?

Spoken like a true class cuck.

This man speaks the truth. Listen to him!

Whatever happened to the BNP?

we chuck out £13bn worth of food every year

nobody's asking for anything to come out of "thin air"

How is it bad for anyone but muh bootstrap zealots?

t. businessman

Fuck off Theresa, you lost

We aren't conjuring it, we're taking it from 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧you🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

You don't know shit.

Hmmm yeah…..I'm convinced that an emblem of 1960's champagne socialism will totally not have to pay the piper (ie. the mega corporations that own our nation), or face total oblivion, as said corporations fuck off to pastures greener. Equally, I'm convinced that the unproductive sections of society can hoover up yet more welfare and no one will bat an eyelid - list of all the small and medium size business owners who form the backbone of the economy.

You drunk again, Sargon?

You're out of road, piggie. There's nowhere left to go!

We're coming for that mother fucking toothbrush!

t. middle class journalism student.

t. CCHQ, still SEETHING from the results

I wonder who could be behind this post

I don't think so. This whole collation was out of desperation to stay in power. They wouldn't have to do that if it weren't for may. They'll probably remove her as soon as it goes through.

t. crusty festival-goer who in five years time will be ardent cuckservative

The Britain that lost and the Britain that won
youtube.com/watch?v=AkrKIg_N_a4

The Guardian's pre- and post-election interviews with voters.

TL;DW: old angry scared people voted May, the youth voted Corbyn.

LOL

You lost guys.
Why are you celebrating?

Must be funny having 40% of the population being middle class crusty festival going journalism students in your mind. Are you mad classcuck? You're in a coalition of chaos, siding with terrorists.

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By golly! It's the ex-prime minister

What is the origin of this?

The system in the UK is FPTP. corbyn did extremely well especially when considering the early polls from six weeks ago. this also marks the death of the NeoLiberal part of the Labour party and it has successfully pivoted to the left. There will be an opposition not made up of a split party or Tories wearing red ties.

Theresa may managed to take a lead of over a hundred seats in the polls and end up LOSING seats and making safe tory seats competitive. they cannot form a majority and have to rely on an extremely right wing and reactionary party that the UK dosent really know about, and will be appalled once they do. this is a good result.

right wingers always saying commies want to take all personal property because they confuse personal with private

No I'm not. I'm in a perpetual nightmare, in which the political choice on offer is an adolescent 'socialist' who has a wishy-washy line on brexit because he knows that his globalist owners want it, and a flaky 'conservative' who thinks that any number of immigrants can enter the country (and inevitably vote for the party of BIGGER traitors: labour).

Whoever wins (any election under the current system, and circumstances) will inevitably be a charlatan who promises the world, but delivers only what the real controllers of power will/can allow.

Any Tory embarrassment is worth celebration; it raises class conciousness.

lurk more, meme4brains
youtube.com/watch?v=mGC3uJadXh0

defeat, utter defeat

See you at wetherspoons.

can a burger get an update here? hung, lost, what's up?

this
only the most reactionary parts of the media will be celebrating this
she will get fucking rinsed by all the moderates that hated corbyn

The tories have fully become the nasty party and they will pay bigly next election

Tbh, if there's any sense left in the country, the average man on the street (regardless of present party allegiance) is going to be far more appalled by Corbyn's most vocal, and pandered-to demographic: student union fairies with purple hair and weird gender pronouns - who are now going to finally be in the mainstream limelight (and out of their internet echo chamber).

With labour figures already attempting to block or weaken brexit, the UKIP vote will shift away from labour, and the dividing line is being drawn more conspicuously.

The left will lose, ultimately, because it is based entirely on wishful thinking and heads remaining in the sand - so long as productive society can support such charlatanism and cowardice.

I just want to hold her and let her cry on my shoulder and rub her back ostensibly to comfort her but then start moving my hand into more sensitive places until it develops into full blown anger-crying sex with beautiful mummy may, finishing with me blowing a hot load right into her aching cunt, a bountiful cumshot geysering out of her flaps as she lays prostrate in a mixture of horn/despair, making posh croaking noises mixed with crying while furiously rubbing her clit

Get out of your own internet echo chamber m8.

Stopped reading right there. You know fuck all classcuck.

hmm

Are you six?

That dress makes it look as though her bones are peeking out.

Unsustainable coalition of Tories propped up by extreme right-wing reactionary ex-terrorists. Can't make this shit up.

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When did this become the meme phrase? Are you from TRS?

Also, much of the Tory "gains" exist purely because the SNP & SLab didn't come to an agreement on campaigning. With any sort of truce, Scotland wouldn't have a single Tory seat.


Corbyn has been anti-EU since before the UK joined, only briefly pretending a transparent sham of weak pro-EU rhetoric during the Brexit vote. Having Brexit fall into his lap blamelessly is exactly what Corbyn has always wanted.

Nerd please

… uh huh.

Let 'em. They're not needed.


The only thing that matters is who's the last man standing and the Tories are hanging on by a thread. Enjoy your Pyrrhic victory, dipshit.

Lol turn on the news, lad.
Any time the 'youth vote' is mentioned, all one sees are wall-to-wall crusties and dykes with pink hair, who find everything offensive.

These people are totally toxic to any movement, and if you had even a modicum of gumption, you would accept this.

Jesus wept…

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You know they've been screeching nonstop about what a prob1ematic brocialist manarchist Jezza is, right?

You really are clueless. Not even babby tier knowledge.

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even you right wingers look like that today. stupid fucking kids.

Even literal nazis backed Corbyn
archive.is/res5R

Btw, how's your saudi weapon deals serving you?

Which is why this week he did eveything possible to dither when asked about supporting brexit? Face it, he's promised gibs to capture the 'youth (retard) vote', and that's it. Every other 'principle' he has is already up for interpretation (by his betters - nothing to do with the public).

Except when they're endorsing Comrade Corbyn, of course.

What, and let the ziocuck waves in?

Isn't that supposed to be code word for minorities or something? Or is it just whatever you feel like at the moment?

Weren't the SJW complaining about his white male cabinet? I can't remember anything that isn't a meme, so I can't be sure, you cuck.

Turn on the news.

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Gives a whole new meaning to Things Can Only Get Better.

Alternatively, take to social media - and see who Corbyn's most ardent supporters are for yourself.

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Enjoy your weak and wobbly red, white, blue, green and orange Brexit, faggot :)

OH

SHIT

NIGGER

really causes those neurons to depolarise

Just like how you shifty alt-right faggots jerked yourselves raw over cuckservative Tories that accidentally caused Brexit purely out of an internecine power play against you that went horribly wrong?

No.

I'd say you probably see more of these "SJW" looking people because a lot of people speculate wild hair colours and the like are partially for attention. If people want attention in this way they are also more likely to search for attention through "screeching" on social media or the news.

Literally no one who would self-describe as 'nationalist' has supported the tories.

Go back to getting cucked by Trump.

Are you one of those people with mild learning disabilities?

why do you tories love self flagellation so much ? all you go on about is endless cuts, endless austerity, lower real wages and pretend that we must all suffer for some greater good

The people don't believe you when you can look at other countries that are doing much better than us without all the austerity

No, I voted remain.

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The only party to gain anything would be Labour assuming their marginals didn't chicken out and their Blairites were willing to go along with it. The Lib Dems have nothing to gain, neither do the SNP or plaid cymru. The greens have one seat so it'll take a lot of really stupid Tories to support a no confidence motion.

Given that Labour only gets stronger in the polls with time and corbyn's prespresence on tv. And now that he appears to be a serious contender, he'll draw more people who didn't think Labour could do well under him. That's why I'm pessimistic with regards to a no confidence vote.

Where the hell do you think you are, my friend?

yes actually.
you guys are as mainstream as the sjw thing now, so expect to be flooded by more edgy faggots that kill your movement in the same way.

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Still no.
There simply is no right wing equivalent to corporate-owned offense-takers.
No one on the far right, even the American larpers or national autism, are as embarrassing as the sjw's and you know it.

Both sides pander to retards, but yours panders a lot harder.

We know his policies aren't socialist, but at least we can move to back to keynesian economics and then discuss workplace ownership like Labour were doing before thatcher killed off those projects.

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t. useful idiot corporate owned offense taker

That's what makes it such a great election promise.

you cannot be serious

everyone post kekistan cringe

They aren't mild then.

Hmmmm:

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feigning a lack of awareness of the world around you won't change it

Is that a challenge?

No, fuck em all to death you dumb shit.


I know you're missing a brain stem so I'll try and explain this as simply as possible: the left is growing with every thwarted attempt, from Occupy to Bernie to Corbyn as forces sympathetic to capital pull increasingly desperate maneuvers in order to stamp down on working class discontent.

We're coming, bucko.

Somebody post the webm from upthread

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t. middle class university student

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No global warming denial is worse because identity politics are debatable and not clear cut, I can disagree with the premises behind sjws but there are nuances within their ideology whereas climate science is not based on feels or opinions.

Pepe is a communist, not a fascist.

Found it:
youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

No, but I have absolutely no fucking idea why we're even discussing these irrelevant Americunts when they faded into obscurity in 2015.

That too, I was more interested in extending the minimum wage to 18 year olds instead of 25 year old and giving 16 year old s the vote among other things.

Fun fact: leftypol has the oldest posters on average on 8ch.
Fun fact: we are workers, students, teachers, and yes, some neets (since this is an imagaboard).

What about Holla Forums? Blacks and Asians LARP as white nationalists. Very convincing.

Wasn't there some kekistani autist with a kilt during a trump rally or something

Nah, you're like porn addicts, too immersed in their pornographic spectacle of fantasy completion to truly do the real thing.

No m8, can't you see? If you vote for giving yourself a higher wage you are literally a social justice warrior transblack gender fluid queer neuroatypical dangerhaired dickgirl Muslim IRA supporter. You can't vote for that because otherwise some beta faggot on Holla Forums is going to make fun of you!

Jesus christ, you don't have to reach that deep for something embarrassing. WEREN'T THERE UNIRONIC STORMNIGGERS PRANCING AROUND IN NAZI UNIFORMS!?

It's funny what that implies about CP.

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youtu.be/AkrKIg_N_a4?t=6m30s
enjoy your delusion while it lasts, retard

mfw the reason I voted was because of school meals as I've had to rely on them for most of my life until just recently after handing in for college

I don't think a stormingger considers embarassing being a stormnigger tbh

However it considers embarassing being associated with a weak, effeminate memelord wearing a kil because muh white-celtic ancestal culture or pic related.

this is the denchest timeline

I don't know what you like so have some things that people seem to like out of gratitude.

thank you

Imperialism to the rescue

Kensington result expected @04:30
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

This is really is the story of the Western world right now.

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twitter.com/crimesofbrits/status/873166427536097280

You idiot, you can't be a terrorist if you're "terrorizing" non-humans.

.mp4

Worth bearing in mind when it comes to clearing out the vermin.

Can anyone explain this to me? Even burgers have a comprehensive school lunch program.

You're an ok guy comrade

Are you lads getting another election?

Oh boy, there's more.

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I've got bad news for you user

The left will never learn to respect women. ugh

Ugh, this is the problem with reactionary brocialists all over.

For some reason stuff like this annoys me much more than it should do.

JUST

More DUP threads on twitter

twitter.com/green_grainger/status/873133123843829760

Hahaha holy fuck, the Tories have allied with a bunch of headcases.

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873191259472637953


HAPPENING

seriously why the fuck would she align herself with the DUP. is she actively trying to be hated? surely she must understand how bad of an idea this is.

DO IT

It was that or lose the confidence of the Commons, which would have meant an immediate second election.

What would that mean?

t. have good teeth

People who vote Tory don't care about gays, abortion, climate change etc so as long they get lip service on immigration, welfare state cuts to fund tax breaks for the rich or aspiring as they refer to them as.

Heh :P

Top kek. Funny that I don't have a twitter and already recognise these two faggots.


Entering into unknown and potentially dangerous territory. The Tories are playing with fire with this DUP deal.

ITT we lost but we won anyway

delicious tears


be more specific
what is this dangerous territory?

Tories on bomb watch.

Is he being serious? Conservative party rules make it very easy to topple an unpopular leader. Just do it you cuck.

Not sure if you're just joshing or are a confused burger, but diminishing the Tory majority this much with economic crash and brexit around the corner has stopped Labour from inheriting a gigantic shit sandwich and made the Tories shit sandwich twice the size.


Not Irish so probably a little off, but Sinn Fein are the post-Good Friday incarnation of the IRA, the DUP are the loyalist equivalent. Them being at each others throats and the threat of a hard border being put down in Ireland could spark civil war.

you need to go back to reddit

It's pretty hard to lose when you lose but win anyway.

We use the word all the time here, newfriend.

WTF I love Corbyn now

And even that just as a counter-expression.

Thats almost correct with Sinn Fein. they are the political wing of the IRA and have existed in ireland in one form or another for around a century.

The GFA made them drop the military wing but the organization was always sort of one and the same, spooky and murky. Very effective as a political organizing force though.

Yeah, the Jonathon Pie bit points out this conundrum. I find it funny that Tories keep getting lulled into a false sense of security by the electorate and then brutally bullied when the polls open.

It's like Trump vs Clinton, except Trump lost but we won anyway.

Have you never heard the term "Pyrrhic victory" or "win every battle and still lose the war?"

I think the British political system is so uniquely retarded and British that it's the sort of absurd turn of events that you'll only really see here. This election is the prime reason they stopped making The Thick of It - politics began to parody itself.

I don't think we are supposed to celebrate Pyrrhic victory.

You are supposed to celebrate your enemy's Pyrrhic victory, dummy.

It's not over yet. New elections coming soon. Watch this space.

No, it's not unique to this election.

The same thing happened with Bernie Sanders and Melechon.

We lost, but they promoted class consciousness. The end.

Heck, the french election would have been far worse if Le Pen actually won.

Ok, I'm waiting to celebrate when Jezza is the PM.

Labour lost the election despite massive youth turnout and a total shift of the white working class to Labour. I don't see why you're all cheering.

When Farage returns to mainstream politics and hoovers away at Corbyn's Northern base, Labour will go back to being beaten with a stick on immigration. When that happens, what will you do? Corbyn's defeat was cushioned this election because nobody mentioned immigration throughout the whole campaign.

UKIP is dead! Stop summoning the dead.

What difference does skin color make?

LEL, UKIP got obliterated. Farage led a 1-issue platform.

UK is a white country.

UKIP's entire existence is meaningless at this point and they've been completely destroyed you mong
Brit/pol/ really aren't that bright, aren't they?

Not just.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_the_United_Kingdom#Population_by_ethnicity

Americans get out.

t. enoch posting retard

And? UK is still a white country.

In seats around the North, UKIP were regularly polled at 15% to 20% last election.
The people of those constituencies voted for a rabidly anti immigration, nationalistic, pro Brexit party.

How happy do you suppose those deprived proles will be when they find their new comrades in the Labour party gloating about frustrating Brexit and beating racist immigration critics?
The Labour party is held together by a string. All that needs to happen is for a mainstream popular personality like Farage to start probing and making a fuss about immigration and the white working class will drop it.
Bourgeois students and working class proles don't make a good combination.

What happens if Farage joins the DUP?

I kekked

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Sorry user, you can't bring back the dead.
Please post more of your deluded ramblings, this is great

You are incredibly stupid.

fog niggers are as white as turks

Enjoy your joy while it lasts I suppose.

The Labour party split is happening. It's only a matter of time until Corbyn either takes a stand against immigration and protects the interests of the working class or shits on the proles in favour of the bourgeois mewling of his student supporters.

You can't have both. White people in dead end jobs, watching their country slowly turn a shade of brown haven't found a brotherly love towards immigrants, and sooner or later the hatred and fear of the other will dominate their conscience.

So… are the Orange Order the most literal followers of porky?

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Every single time I hear these pricks march past my house, I get closer and closer to thinking that the IRA did nothing wrong

Still don't even know what the bourgeoisie is. Please read a book.

amerifat here :DDD bls egsblain

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Orangemen are mostly bourgie or petty-bourg Scots who are nostalgic for the time when they stole grain from the Irish.

Pretty much the prime agitators of religious conflict in Ireland. Even outside of Ireland they're cunts. Caused a bunch of riots in the states with the Irish immigrants.

Nice displacement, retard.

The young people didn't fucking just vote for Corbyn out of the blue, they wouldn't vote for a fucking Blairite.

Corbyn has shown the single most dramatic shift in UK party politics, in little over a century.

Nobody is getting in his way, electorally. He proved everyone wrong, everything that happens after is only negotiation.

but they didnt

The IRA literally did nothing wrong, but fail to kill Thatcher.

The orange order wear bowler hats and dress like porky in a big no girls allowed style prodestand cult. they march all over the fucking place all the time forever annoying the absolute ballix out of anyone who dosent give a fuck about battle in 1690

The Orange Orders do marches as shown on the image in this thread on certain dates like Battle of the Boyne to rub Catholic defeats in the face of Nationalists.

Catholics do that as well but not to the same extent.

You're so fucking retarded. You point out what people despise (being unemployed or in a dead end job, having no control over your job etc) yet your solution is "kick out the brown people!!". How will that even solve that?

Get out of here, ya bourg bootlicker

Yeah he's a faggot, so is that Basil Brush guy. See them cropping up everywhere.

Funny how some of the most ardent peddlers of capitalism are blatantly long term unemployed/still in school.

To be fair they almost hit her with a mortar and she narrowly dodged a car bomb once. It wasn't for a lack of trying.

yes

they did nothing wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI

define "white country"?

Just a reminder

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The amount of inbreeding that's gone on in the British Isles over the last 1000 years

Bourgeois student detected.

If you can afford to take 10 years out of your life to study feminist glaciers, or drop $100k on African studies,
YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING PROLETARIAT

do you know what a 'loan' is?

I BET THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS

Having money does not equate having capital you fucking bellend piece of shit.

Yankee cowboy detected, get back on your horse and fuck off.

You do know that universities offer courses in other stuff than that?

Holla Forums your stupidity is truly never ending.

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A country founded by white.

I hope you understand you're the cancer that killed every communist movement.

Farage led them during the last elections and they got 1 (one) MP. It wasn't even Farage.

Red Tories gonna rage

A country that is free to produce as many sister cousin pairings as they want, the price for retaining our culture is being surrounded by twelve Carlos the Bewitched impersonators at any given time.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck you showed me Cletus.

you're a fucking idiot mate

Oh look someone abusing terms pertaining economic class that they do not understand. I bet you think capitalism is defined by free enterprise too.

You don't even know what bourgeois means

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holy fuck, you're such a cuck

How does it feel not having a job into your 30s yet still claiming to be part of the working class?

Just wondering.

im twenty and ive got a 3rd grade education mate i dont know what tae fuck you're talking about

I'm not in my 30's, are you?

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/dup-mp-nigel-dodds-hit-by-brick-during-north-belfast-twelfth-riot-29417638.html

For anyone who starts to hate Nigel Dodds. Just remember his own voters fucked a brick at his face XD

How does it feel to have sex? :^)

nice projection

Hahahaha when did this board get invaded by obnoxious uni students?

This board has always had university students

t. totally not the assblasted american

tbh I'm pretty sure a bigger portion of Holla Forums are employed than Holla Forums.

Is there any stat behind that?

Then why are you finding it so objectionable that rich posh fucktards are getting shit on.

Nice try nigel.

You're free to prove that it was UKIP-stances that led communist movements to victory.

Honestly, I'd like to see you try.

You can actually find a real life description of work on this board, so even if it's just one poster it still seems to outshine Holla Forums

most students i know are dirt poor morons who took a giant loan and have to scrounge for rice and beans. same fuckin boat

*Cancer.


Ok, I dont get why thats relevant to you being 1%.>>1752144

Corbyn has been excellent throughout his entire political career, I don't know what you're complaining about besides getting annoyed at trying to annoy people who are happy about his monumental success over the past day.

Why don't you cool off a bit, it's not worth the trouble m8

The presence of the Orange Order is the one thing I hate about Glasgow. They are literally the Uncle Toms of Scotland and Ireland.

People go to universities Timmy, there's no need to be upset about it

I would actually doubt that. All most all of Holla Forums are college students, while Holla Forums has a sizable community of mid-30s Ex-Military conspiracy nuts.

So no one on Holla Forums work?

Oh no how'd you guess that none of us have jobs, true workers don't complain about the economy clearly and all labour voters are unemployed illegal immigrant homosexual students.

*people in high school who are socially maladapted

Diddums, Holla Forums is so fucking assblasted Nige has been cucked to death by Labour they're pretending to have any fucking clue about socialism.

I don't think the majority of Holla Forums are at age where they legally can work.

This is how memes are spawned like "commies are just jealous of people who are smarter than them!"

I really hope you don't believe that. Or have you been shown proof?

There are people on here that have been and fought in Rojava and posted proof

I suspect the majority of them are in school.

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*non-white white nationalists

found a picture of this guy

I agree actually.

What the fuck are you talking about? Who are you talking to?


DEM KULAKS TOOK OUT LOANS THEY TTLY PROLE LIKE US
Internalized cuckoldry to porkie.


Fixed.


That makes no sense, colleges dont make people smarter. theyre daycare for RICH FUCK 20-SOMETHINGS.

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TAKE THOSE GLASSES OFF NOW

Can you explain to me what you think the word bourgeois, means?

Simple, one sentence. Please.

mate, we'd be fucking nothing without college educated people
take a good look at the flag of the DDR, that's a hammer and a compass, the former representing manual labor and the latter intellectual labor
both are just as valuable and you can't fucking do away with architects, scientists, doctors etc.

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he probably thinks everyone who doesn't work in a steel mill is bourgeois

I AM PISSED, AS AN AMERICAN, THAT BRITISH STUDENTS STUDYING INSECT LIFE, VOTED FOR CORBYN, HE IS NOT A SOCIALIST, I AM AN AMERICAN, AND THIS IS NOT SOCIALISM.

Would Sinn Fein really refused to go into Westminster knowing those DUP fuckers whom i assume they loathe are going too?

Who is this white?

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While it's definitely worth pointing out how higher education under capitalism is almost only available to the well off. But our goal is to make it available to everyone, not take it away. All you're doing is furthering stereotypes like "capitalists see a nice house and want everyone to live in one, communists see a nice house and decide no one should have one"

Colleges don't make people smarter, but they make them more educated, and you would benefit to go to one.
They teach you to look at the definition of a word before using it, for example.

He's from Holla Forums you autist.

whoops
replace the first dot with a comma and remove the "but"

I wonder what David Cameron is doing right now

To be fair, they are ridiculously overpriced.

the DUP have already worked in government before. Sinn Fein won't take their seats as that would require taking an oath to the Queen.

It's better off the DUP are left to self destruct on their own, and maybe now the rest of the UK will wake up and realise what we've been dealing with for the past 40 years.

Probably shagging a pig.

Crywanking

lol

wtf is even wrong with the unionists? I mean they're traditionally pretty right wing yeah, but voting for creationists is quite something. You don't normally hear of something like that anywhere outside of burgerland.

I will have you know that Diane Abbott is a married woman.

Into a pig.

Not in every country :^)

Wow racist much? :^)

Corbyn grew up in a manor, went to prep school, grammar school, and went to porkie central brainwashing camp (though he dropped out).


You.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We'd be nothing without them….. except successful.

You're implying that unis actually create these.

Yeah you really convinced me I'm wrong, you human trash.

So you're upset he went to school and got good grades

What?

Also, write in paragraphs m8, thx

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quads confirm

this must be true

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Hahaha, has this been vandalised or are they very much this completely insane?

where the fuck do you think doctors are trained

are you mentally impaired or just baiting me

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He's both

He wasn't trying to convince you were wrong, just prove to everyone watching this thread that you were, which he did, stupid pollack.

and kropotkin was born a prince. what's your point here

good luck becoming a doctor under the current system without schooling

4/10 bait
here's your reply

Not implying, merely stating the facts. Or do you have a magic doctor tree somewhere?

If you dont know, it would fucking shock you how fucked the DUP are. all you people think trump or the tories are bad to live with?! you dont even know man :P

It was edited shortly after people started to google them for the first time last night.

Some proles don't need to go to college to become educated, like Murray Bookchin google him
But I literally made a distinction between the two. Did you even read what I wrote before getting your panties in a twist, attention whore ?

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They have my vote

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Youre implying his rich dad didnt grease the palms of profs.


(you)


Trade school used to exist for doctors before unis turned it into an occupation for rich fucks, but tell me more how "the current system" is just fine and I should learn to love you yuppie turds.

You're getting gulag'd first.

Yes I am implying that Jeremy Corbyn's father did not bribe University professors

Also way to reveal yourself ameripig

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show me where anybody said that you retarded fucking burger

mods really need to rangeban US IP addresses

This. Death to America.

By that definition every Latin American country would be white.

You do realize that medical science grew in the last 100 years more than in its previous history in total? In Cuba where anybody can become a doctor regardless of social background its still taught in universities.

(you)

here

IF YOU GO TO UNI YOU BECOME INVESTED IN DEFENDING THE STATUS QUO

YOUR FRIENDS TRY TO START THE REVOLUTION

BUT YOU REPORT THEM TO POLICE, BECAUSE YOUR DEGREE IS WORTHLESS IF THE REVOLUTION SUCCEEDS

This is why youre scum, this is why youll be made to stand out in the cold barefoot.

I AM PISSED, AS AN AMERICAN, THAT BRITISH STUDENTS STUDYING INSECT LIFE, VOTED FOR CORBYN, HE IS NOT A SOCIALIST, I AM AN AMERICAN, AND THIS IS NOT SOCIALISM.

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Be happy the UK right wing has been made to look completely retarded then.

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JOHN WAYNE GACY HERE, REAL AMERICAN COWBOY. ROOTIN' TOOTIN' GALLERY SHOOTIN'
I DO NOT CONDONE CORBYN HE IS NOT A REAL SOCIALIST, UNLIKE ME

ALSO, KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE

I'm not from the working class. I'm a petty booj who happens to support socialism.

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sluggerotoole.com/2010/05/26/is-nelson-mccauseland-overstepping-his-remit/

Some of them believed that Ulster Protestants are a long lost zionist tribe -_-

Ameritard checking in.

What seems more likely the Tories and DUP forming a coalition government or another snap election in a few months?

A Tory/DUP alliance seems awful and like political suicide but if it does happen, is there anything anyone can do about it until the next election?

I can't tell if you're legitimately retarded or trying to troll because this is terrible bait. please explain how stating the fact that right now it is not possible to become a doctor without attending university is the same as saying "the current system is great and I love capitalism"

shit, is saying "we currently live under capitalism" an endorsement of the status quo too?

gulag yourself you dense fuck

Well, they weren't wrong.

Another snap election is almost guarenteed, and it can't look good for the Tories after salvaging what they could with the fucking DUP.

In other words, another election in the near future, heavy Tory losses.

Both. They've formed a coalition.

And everyone is predicting a new election soon.

Are you on the spectrum?

I hope you guys win next time. comrades.

Imagine being a Tory under the age of 40 and thinking anyone in your peer group is ever going to respect you.

probably

The Torys are committing political suicide in slow motion

Thanks for proving my point, jackass.


(you)


Don't ever want it to suceed though, do ya?


Oh lol you elitist fucks are going to pay for this.

"THERE WERE NO ENTOMOLOGISTS IN LENIN'S RUSSIA!"

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Who would have the authority to call another election? Does someone else have that power besides the PM?

YANKEE GO HOME!

(You)

You can have a vote of no confidence which triggers an election, not happened since Thatcher so I'm not sure about the ins and outs of it.

just stop taking the bait pls why do we have to do this every time

They kind of live off of being contrarion and "heh, my peers are stupid and vapid" so I'm sure he relishes in it

Probably got off a bird even paid attention to him.

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How is this a proletariat ideal?

Piss off.

(you)

lol 4:1 ratio of shitpost to argument attempt.

Where is your superior intellect, babybarons?

Left it at the pigfucking party at your uni?

Kek

"STUDYING ENTOMOLOGY IS BANNED. LITERATURE IS BANNED. PARTICLE PHYSICS IS BANNED. ROCKETRY, IT'S FUCKING BANNED. IT'S ALL BANNED. NONE OF YOU ARE FREE FROM SIN"

"LIVE MORE LIKE US AMERICANS, DROP OUT OF SCHOOL ENTIRELY"

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real proles study the dirt under their fingernails…. retweet and share if you agree

That's pretty much Holla Forums in a nutshell. Note how they usually aspire to live like a granddad.

Oh my fuck, this guy is gold. Thank you whoever introduced me to him.

You're welcome

Best reaction to the election so far IMO XD

"Hi my name is Tim Dawson I am a gentleman and a scholar who is unceasingly generous, and these thick fucking sluts can't even see it!"

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r/niceguys/

I have decided to share this as it is just high quality bants all the way down
twitter.com/Tim_R_Dawson/status/873176076201205760
We are living in a golden age of political banter, lads

I know he's probably just making shit up - but hasn't Brits said shit like that since the dawn of time?

I mean why write "Britain, 2017" as if it's something new and unheard of.

I would expect Holla Forums to start shilling unionist memes but instead they have gone full assmad.
Even if you were let down this election (I can't see how considering how fun it was) at least enjoy the amount of meltdown we've seen.

Yeah, he gets bullied even more for it in the replies - with people pointing out how people may not vacate his presence if he wasn't such a cunt and so on

oh wow

Why do you keep calling me american lol, do you think thats an argument?

Youre describing hobbies to be done in ones spare time, not labor which produces something to support the people, and definitely NOT THINGS TO DROP TEN YEARS WORTH OF PROLES LABOR ON then pretend you're socialist.

pic related

can't do that anymore with the DUP's in parliament

PARTICLE PHYSICS IS A HOBBY ON AN INDIVIDUAL BY INDIVIDUAL BASIS

In the event of another election, is there some sort of arrangement under discussion between Labor and the SNP to eliminate vote waste in Scotland? That seems like by far the easiest way to wipe out the Conservative lead.

Probably not.

lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/iain-dale/livid-conservative-epic-theresa-may-rant-watch/

Particle physics has very useful medical applications though.

independent.co.uk/voices/andy-murray-lord-sugar-tax-no-to-tax-avoidance-hmrc-cheque-monaco-a7782116.html

Why aren't you willing to pay your tax like Murray, Holla Forums?

Oh, I offshore my millions of fucking pounds just to be a dick, you know?

You get that many would Otoya Yamaguchi the shit out of him if he ever got elected right?

See you, lads in two for another general election.

Nice one mate, those twats won't know what hit them!

If they actually did that, do you think UKIP would reappear and start assassinating Tories?

Yes. :^)

I went to the GG thread on Holla Forums yesterday and said things that Holla Forums doesn't agree with. The mods deleted my post.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cW21vdsvjOY

Still, I guess the fact that Nick Clegg is still alive shows that Brits might be too cucked. Or LD voters, at least.

UKIP takes most of its support from Labour.

If the establishment parties start watering down Brexit, they'll both suffer, but Labour more so. The party is filled with smug, self satisfied, bourgeois opponents of Brexit. If they're seen scoffing at the will of the people, the party will rightly crumble.

what an idiot

Uh retard

Jezza supports Brexit

"Now let's get to work…" …as we were supposed to before we called this shitty election.

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It hasn't happened quite yet.

I reckon there will be a second referendum at some point.

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I can't wait to see our new labor friends obstruct everything May tries to do from here-on

Labour support for Brexit is paper thin.
People haven't forgotten how noticeably absent virtually any Labour MPs were from the leave side during the referendum. Now, in the wake of this result, many of those Labour MPs that cried and wailed at last year's result are beginning to claim this election as a 'rejection' of 'hard brexit'. They're getting all giddy at the prospect that their dream of defying the will of the people may actually become reality.

People won't take kindly to that. Emily Thronberry and her smug arrogant elitist friends in the Labour party are exactly what turns working class people off to the movement in droves. When prominent figures like her start telling us we need a second referendum support for Labour will only go down.
The 'Blairites' will use this victory of Labour to shill their progressive trash policies. Just wait and see.

Keep crying, UCUK.

I won't see because Tory's are historically unpopular for the first time in a century.

You are not Cassandra. Nobody will flock to UKIP after its people have given so much support to Tory's.

As May continues fucking ruining her reputation with the British people and losing seats, I'll be happy to shit in your mouth for once.

It'll be a nice change of pace from the shit you're currently eating by the barrel.

Just give up

You'll be 'shitting' in nobody's mouth.
The funny thing is, this is exactly why Labour will never ever form a government again. The party is tainted with bitter losers, hellbent on enacting some kind of vengeance against middle England for destroying them at every election since Blair left. You can hardly contain you hatred for the core voters of England and so will forever be consigned to obvlivion.

Bye bye Corbyn. Try again in 5 years, if you're not dead. ;)

I'm pretty sure Corbyn stated that he'll have to respect the Brexit vote.

Now that Corbyn revived the party and twice won the leadership position against these exact elitist fucks they don't have any future in it.

It's even worse

t. 5% pro

Political impotence – the post.

Lmao the only thing that saved your asses is the Scots and the only thing between you and a left labour government is better strategy with the SNP. Have fun

Why is WHOKIP mentioned and not the Greens? The Greens are by vast numbers more politically relevant than them.

Someone else is currently occupying your mouth, that's what I just said.

Actually with the historic century breaking hold Tory's have had on regions it looks like generational shift in the working class is actually pushing people in droves far far far far far away from the Tory's and UKIP

And why wouldn't they?

The party of David Cameron, May, and fucking Farrage? Boris god damn Johnson?

Do you not know political suicide in motion when you see it?

Nobody is fucking voting for you

WHOKIP

RIPKIP

JUSTKIP

Italian here, for some reason I felt more involved with your election than any other in the last 5 years. How could I help my british comrades?

If Labour won every single seat in Scotland, they'd still be short of a majority.
You were defeated. You were defeated better than expected, but you were still defeated.

Your socialism will never return. And if by some miracle it did, a military coup would be in the wings a la the 1968 plot.
In some ways I hope it comes to that. Socialist pansies against a deep state junta. We could be another Chile.

It's pathetic, you are pathetic.

kek

Lmao you guys really do become bootlickers at the drop of a hat.

That's a weird way of saying we broke Tory electoral strongholds that were supposed to be loyal to them.

What the fuck are you promising people Nigel Farrage and Boris Johnson as arbiters of anti-corruption

You don't realize how much shit May is in right now. Anyone who associates with her and Boris is poisoning themselves in whatever inevitable snal election happens within the next 12 months, being generous, at max.

You're a fucking fool

Lad

Boris Johnson, I'm afraid, is not Pinochet

There won't be another snap general election.

The Tories will stay in power, and no matter how much you cucks protest, no law in this land can stop them from ruling.
Her Majesty has invited Theresa May to form a government, and May has accepted.

so much for the anti-establishment right

independent.co.uk/voices/dup-conservatives-northern-ireland-coalition-ulster-defence-association-paramilitaries-peace-process-a7782631.html
Fuck, looks like now the Blairites have been politically neutralised the """centre-left""" media is holding the chill and going for the jugular on the Tories.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

THIS IS THE PARTY OF DAVID FUCKING CAMERON AND BORIS JOHNSON M8

FUCKING SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE

You mean, aside from the actual law which could see them thrown out of government at a moments notice?

Stay mad URIP cuck.

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The only reason she is allowed to is because she made a bargain with one of the most unpopular parties in the UK, who I might also ad, has less voters for it than most popular twitter accounts.

This is electoral suicide. Tory's are not competent in any way, what the fuck are you on mate

pick up that can

In how many days/hours is she going to resign?

There won't be another snap election.
I hate to burst your bubble, but the DUP are now in coalition with the Conservatives, effectively creating a Conservative majority in the commons, just two short of the previous majority.

The Conservatives practically have just as much power as they did before.
I know you're all wanking eachother off now, but you'll be back to moaning about the Tories in a couple weeks when the Brexit negotiations start and it'll be as if none of this happened.

In 5 years you'll get another shot, but for now, you've failed. I guess we'll see if you can keep the momentum going for half a decade.

A week, with Gove as the new PM, followed by the triumphant return of Osborne.

This damage control is delicious

Yes. Ten. For ten. Compared to what is that in labor let's see here

Oh right 261 and turning blue for a century bright Red.

This is almost damage control, by all means keep going. This is hilarious shit.

They really don't. They lost parts of the map they had for decades.

Yes I'm sure we'll all admit to your reign when the British people go out in droves for fucking Farrage or Boris Johnson

IM NOT MAD YOUR MAD!!!

mmm thats some good salt

When May resigns will UKIP voters be hailing this as a victory too

I mean I'm pretty sure this is just a shitpost but I still felt the need to reply

It's 1488 dimensional hop scotch!

I think you'll find the price he gave was $100,000, revealing his burger scoffing ways for all to see.

Honestly I really don't care about all the Holla Forums idpol/e-trash politic bullshit, can anyone tell me if Holla Forums or the right-wing idiots still support this guy or not?

Prime Minister Farrage comes back from Saudi Arabia with billions in weapons sales.

UKIP voters compliment Farrage on helping the Muslim world. Boris Johnson calls the move "Brave"

David Cameron and Theresa May are memorialised by the British public

Headlines from a fantastic world within a deluded man's very tiny brain

It lost them the last election, you couldn't win even with this one.

What happened goys, I thought the UK was a nation of spooked classcucks? Is that not the case all of a sudden?

J U S T

Have you been in a coma friendo? 2015 is over, it's 2017 now.

Yes, a lot of students voted this election. More than ever before. That's pretty much the one reason for Labour doing better than expected, coupled with pensioner apathy after May's manifesto.

Although you may be celebrating this victory, there's plenty of students that'll be wondering why they even voted, now that the Conservatives have secured power with the DUP.
From what I hear on the street there's a truckload of salt getting aimed at the DUP. It's rather delicious.

So the British aren't classcucks then? Good to know.

why are you salty my child?

You can tell this guy was born after 9/11

Funny how these bootlickers either complain that we don't give a fuck about the "middle-class" or complain that we're too "middle-class" and we don't give a fuck about the "working class".

It's never enough for these cretins, I work in a factory my body feels wrecked after long shifts of hard repetitive labour (I've suffered injuries in the past), and he talks about me as though I'm some kind of ethereal unicorn upon a pedestal that should not be disturbed. Well fuck you buddy, I'm not a proud union member because I LARP, I NEED a union to keep my employers on their toes.

I don't blindly vote Labour because they're not Tories, I vote Labour because at the moment they are working in my interests and have meaningful praxis for people who actually work.

I don't gloat or laugh at Tory voters, if Labour won, it'd be a victory for them too. People like you making this into some kind of sporting event are perverse and are far away from the spirit of the working man, you can shove your union jack up your bumhole, it doesn't put bread on the table and blaming illegals like Abdul is bullshit when he can't even get the dole.

The old fucks and the autists over at /brit/ are, but if you're young and Tory over here you're probably an autistic shut in.

Why wasn't the BNP in this election?

Do you think they're going to grow up, change their minds? Like what happened to the young Tory's that turned those regions blue?

No, they really aren't. You are drastically under selling the performance labor has done. It has shown not only is the far left popular among Britain's new adults, 18-30, but it's passionate in that age group.

That means they will continue voting and will not shift.

Given the unpopularity of the Tory party currently, them siding with a highly upopular party just to scratch forming a government, and the unpopularity of figures within UKIP and the Tory party and the DUP party (May, Farrage, Boris, Cameron, the list goes on); there is no actual way forward without the Tory party continuing to slowly be bled seats each election.

What you are currently seeing is electoral demographics shift to time.

There is no magic off button for this, no magic that can turn back time and give the Tory party ground and places they've already lost heavily. Especially right now. They cannot mimic the support Corbyn currently has in those places.

Not to mention, every Tory in power is just hilariously incompetent at these votes.

And Labour has major political clout now.

There's no closing Pandora's Box m8, it's time to quit dreaming

They were, but their memebership has bled to UKIP so they have very few places where they can field candidates.

I was surprised to see them as I completely forgot about them.

Factory work in this country is cushy.
You don't need a union.

A victory for socialism is never a victory for anybody but the Jew leaders of the 'revolution'.
China, Russia, Cambodia, Vietnam… how many nations need to be wrecked before you abandon your egalitarian fantasy?

I'm sorry did you fucking learn of history in an Arkansas textbook

Are you fucking afraid that Corbyn is going to turn Britain into Soviet Russia, what is this

how new are you?

i need more salt please keep posting

Corbyn will be 74 by 2022.

Corbyn will be replaced by a centrist before the next general election.

China is actually doing rather well for itself in the global scheme of things

Marx, historical leader of Soviet Russia

Nice shelter you got there.

Look at the latest elections in Europe

People don't want this bullshit lad

Nationalism is winning in Europe, I swear Mum

this is the dumbest argument I've seen today

Just the pioneer who created the ideas of socialism which Lenin then used to create Soviet Russia.

Fuck off you limp wristed pansy Nazi wannabe, truly spoken like someone who has never held down a job.

I bet you don't know any union members.

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Now you jumped the shark.

Ideas of community based organizing have existed far before Marx.

I thought Jews controlled Capitalism too, what are they playing both teams?

Pretty surprising we never hear anything about such a globe spanning conspiracy

I'd say the magic off button for a demographic shift will be whatever happens when an ebil far right leader takes control of a large European nation and starts implementing big bad fascist policies.

Last time that happened, the world was tricked into going to war against said nation. This time with America gone and communism on the run, I doubt anybody will be able to stop whatever comes next.

I've been to China.
Factory workers there make less money than 17 year olds on apprenticeships do here.

Mao is right. Under true communism, the third world would east you people alive given half a chance.

:DDD

Jews control the market. Jews control the government. Jews control Neoliberalism

Jews contorl China. Jews control Soviet Russia. Jews control the DDR, Jews control every univesity, and Jews control every idea

It is in this way that reality has magically made me, an American spying in British politics, wrong about nothing at all ever, because I can say the Jews did it for every single fucking point you try to make where I can keep my own personal ideology about the Jews controlling things safe. I don't realize I'm playing mind games with myself either, by the way.

what if the DA JOOS made you think that?

That won't happen because of the unpopularity of those policies in the regions that just decided they don't want anything even the Tory's have lightest right on. Well, relatively given our time right now.


No, you haven't. Quit lying about international travel, it's the dumbest shit I see Holla Forums posters go to in an argument.

Also bringing up "muh tru cummunism", go back to bed. Your point wasn't about it, it was about Socialism doing badly. I said China isn't going anywhere.

Happened in Hungary. A hard right wing leader with an even more right wing, fascist opposition. The Hungarians seem to like it.
What are you going to do when your former Eastern European comrades start deporting or even killing poor innocent minorities?

I have. I work as an officer onbaord a ship. I've lived and worked abroad in and around more countries than you can name, specifically people from China and Taiwan.
Little tip: Capitalist Taiwan is a hell of a lot more rich, prosperous and enjoyable than commie China.

Yes. Hungary is not Britain, and it's reasons for going there are not actually comparable, nor is their electoral politics.


I don't know, I thought this was about Britain's electoral politics.

Keep up will you Burger


Nope. That's a lie.

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Gorilla warfare copypasta when?

Maybe in the 80s and early 90s. Now it's a common trope for mainlanders to get to Taiwan (after hearing all their lives how rich it is) and thinking it's a run-down dump.

Lmao when's the last time you've been to Taiwan?

Guys, I was excited for May to resign today. How is she managing to hang on?

Is Tharesa May Holla Forums's very own Hillary Clinton

If she stays on, even better. We couldn't ask for a better enemy

pretty much

Wrong; they are in a "trust agreement" or is called something like that which means that the conservatives are technically running as a minority government but have signed a few agreements which means that the DUP will occasionally have to suck the Tories' dick.
It is very prone to falling apart.

Fucking died!

Yeah it's called a "Confidence and supply Agreement".
So not a coalition, please have that in mind guys as it makes the Conservative rule rather weak and wobbly.

I wonder what mad shit the DUP are going to try and get the Tories to push through.

Isn't it the other way around? The tories have to occasionally fellate the DUP.

lel

It isn't how many seats were won, which was many, it's exactly where they were won, how many people voted in those locations, and how many seats competitors lost

In that regard it very much is a victory. It's why nobody is parroting this line except for you

So she's basically Hillary Clinton?

lol @ the DUP website still shitting itself

not used to this level of attention

Yep. There is literally zero difference between this cunt and that cunt than an accent difference.

Yet Holla Forums is trying to warp their minds to accept this one is good. Not hard for people who are so used to reprogramming themselves.

It's very hilarious.

lmao

Think of it as like a 69, with the DUP on top.

Burgers are so fucking dumb

Not really. Even my mum understands MMT, suddenly Labour's economic plans don't seem so stupid when you're not fed on memenomics.
That's the big hurdle, and it will be overcome over the next 5 years.

Has there been word about Sinn Fein? Are they going to sit in parliament and fuck up DUP's shit?

More at 11.

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Again, this isn't about the current moment. This is about the electoral future. As the old generation of Tory voters die, the new generation of adults is not Tory at all, and places they've had for a century have been lost to labour. In a confounding number nobody expected.

Causing May's gamble to lose her a giant number of seats, while Labour only lost five to its new massive gains.

It is clearly a victory because her minority government will have to snap elect again, or make an embarassing vote like Cameron did, and the popularity of the party of May and Boris will only continue to bleed as it shows no results for its base

Highest total vote percentage since 2001, right? Even your talking point is bullshit


pls no buly

they said they'd be more engaged in power-sharing in the NI assembly

Probably not, from what I hear from the Irish the whole political atmosphere is very petty, and they'd much rather not swear an oath to the Queen. Would be interesting if they tried to take the seats and not swear the oath.

so doing fuck all as usual
nice work micks

Don't tempt f8, m8

youtube.com/watch?v=JymtGcDAg-M

TOP KEK HE'S SALTY AF

keked 3 seconds in

Britbongs, this is the future you chose.

KEK

He does 0 research for his vids! He just extended his tweet into a rant, added a pic + a may vid.

kek what a buttblasted faggot. Hope he enjoys the "return" of URIP

Why doesn't Carl ever show his face on his videos?

Tell me again how righttards and "classical liberals" are any different from histrionic "small hands XD" liberals?

Should I make a thousand gmail accoutns - youtube accounts to votebot Sargon's vids into oblivion every time he uploads them

Imagine being this delusional.

Pretty funny how buttblasted he is. I also enjoy him "loving" the comments about ebin based nige xd returning. He's a UKIP voter in secret.

Some Tories claim there will be an election in October.

getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/general-election-mole-valley-results-13037768

pepe is pure chaos, he does whatever accelerates the death of globalism

How can anybody argue against gulags at this point?

Yes

Please do, cyber war is the only arm we're currently lacking over here.

Video games were a mistake.

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Like a bunch of fucking dweebs on the internet can top a load of union workers and people who have been on the sharp end of austerity for almost a decade anyway. These fucks have always lacked competence offline.

So, to Sargon, the ONLY thing that matters is social justice in universities ?
Is he really THAT dumb ?

Wishful thinking on their part. Perhaps in 2019 after we've left the EU.

He also cares about immigration policy, but only if that policy is pure virtue signaling since May has done fuck all to actually stem immigration

How delusional do they have to be to think another election in Oct. would go well for them anyway?

LOL

pinned and favorited, how fucking delusional are you Sargon

you're right


What's to be expected from a jumped up Let's Player who spouts off about politics and economics?

I had my doubts. But WHAT A FUCKING MAN. If two orchestrated terror attacks and relentless assault from the media couldn't stop him, what can? And this is the best position for him to be in because there will be an economic crash when May is still in power which would turn public opinion against her and the Tories whereas the opposite would have happened had Corbyn been elected. BASED AF

How can anyone take Sargon seriously at this point ?

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Everybody make gmail accounts and votebot sargon lel

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What is Kekistan?

Comrades of Kensington

it's too dumb to even waste time on explaining

Autism

lol that really has to sting for the tories

You don't want to know

Wait how did his constituency go?

basically this:

but since you are probably new, khm.
TL;DR: KEK means "lol" in WoW. Trumptards made pepe (le frog meme) their mascot. There was an ancient egyptian god called Kek. With me so far? Add to the mixture a good deal of autism and you have alt-righter LARPers praising "kek" and "kekistan" and "kek our mighty god" etc. as their raison d'être.

A big upset.

I'm still in shock that it hasn't dawned on Holla Forums that kek was being used by reddit before imageboards.

20 fucking votes difference

God is with us.

It's truly fucking happening.

Kek wills it.

The dialetic is in motion

Kek reminds me of this:

youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0

Everything's going to be okay!

Happening. One more reason why new elections will be called.

mobile.twitter.com/frankcottrell_b/status/873264652096077824

"Theresa May is the true heir to Thatcher and will win a landslide. A Labour split is certain now."

what level of happening is this? just talk or is shit actually going to go down

Explain this to non-bongs.

Oh fuck. To any burgers watching: This is very fucking serious.

Sadly wishful thinking again. There will be no proper coalition like in 2010, just an informal alliance.

Oh fuck

hehehe

like renewed fighting serious or what

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oh ah up the ra tbh lads

WHAT IT MEAN

Pretty much. The Conservatives will have to do favours to the DUP (like promise to give more power to the NIA/dissolution powers in Ulster) in exchange for the DUP backing the Tories polices in the commons.
This is great because it means that if the Conservatives doesn't satisfactorily meet the expectations of the DUP then the whole thing can fall down (if the DUP won't be cucks that is).
And in all honesty the Conservative party will fuck up Ulster hard; Ulster relies on trade with the ROI and is the most underdeveloped poor shithole in the entirety of the UK (which is saying something) which the Tories and their cuts are bound to make worse.

As a burger who likes to think he knows his Irish/British history, a violation of the GFA is heavy shit. It won't get the endorsement of any party but re-newed violence is almost guaranteed.

Hey lads, I made a new meme

Ere we go, ’ere we go, ’ere we go!
FULL INSURRECTION

fox news-tier

IRELAND

Y E S

And Corbyn got 10% more of the popular vote than Gordon. FPTP is a bitch but it can't hide the anger of the people.

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I have no doubts that corbyn will massively fund quantum technology research so he can put a blairite in multiple gulags at the same time

Lmao you're such a brainlet. I guess conservatism is when you hunt foxes

Go away Boris

Time to break out the balaclavas lads

Which one is the anti-immigrant party again? Mummy May doing well on that for you?

Lmao I guess May is a communist then

saved

burgerclap here pls update britcomrades

What a fucking pussy

almost definitely sinn fein delusion

tories and DUP are dumb but not that fucking dumb
they will run any agreement through lawyers before making it

Corbyn is NazBol fyi.

Sinn Fein did not say agreement or coalition, they said alliance – i.e. to be seen to be working together.

Shit's serious.

The class consciousness is rising.

Wew laddies

dayumn

RT.UK guest just called Corbyn the next prime minister after May.
rt.com/on-air/rt-uk-air/

It's almost as though Sargon getting assmad makes him money and keeps him """relevant""" so he chimps out over everything in order not to get a real job.
What else do you expect from a guy who thought that a stupid little petition would change the coarse of British politics?

fuck rojava im going to belfast to join the ira

But he could keep the money coming in by being smug and correct all the time, but he's not capable of being correct all the time

Yes.

Yeah I'm sure the lawyers will be very useful when telling the locals to calm down due to the fine print.

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come to belfast and join the irps

was he ever?

do u have a 1000 ip addresses?

He actually used to be able to rub two braincells together

I'd like us to stop all immigration but even still I'm okay with legit refugees.

They didn't tho. Shame on you for implying they did.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

this tbh. Wish people wouldn't even link to his videos as that's just money he's making on your outrage.

vpn

it aint ad money if you dont see the ads, right
though it still makes youtubes algorithm like him more

fuck u
i can't eat a banana while waiting for my train without carrying around a peel cus of u cunts

G-guys, wait up!

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the ira did a lot of shit wrong lets not fucking kid ourselves or romanticise here

damn son

yeah they failed to take out maggie

Farage didn't run.

Who are the IRPS anyway?

I think he's talking about Sargon.
Isn't Sargon in/from Swindon or some place?

Yeah I meant Carl, I'm asking who his MP is

same thing

heès from Penishire

What does IRPS stand for?

If I had to guess, Irish Republican Party - Socialist

Yeah they call him Carl of Swindon for a reason

Does anyone else feel the fire rising?

i was thinking more of nonsense like kingsmill massacre, indiscriminate bombs and rule by fear in their own communities thru kneecapping and worse.


irps are irsp

Absolutely lad.

Troubles 2.0 incoming

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Right then; there is Swindon north and Swindon south which both Conservative seats that stayed Conservative but increased their Labour support.

also

Irish Republican Socialist Party?

Oh shit son, Oh shit

twitter.com/DudeSlater/status/873281862382354432

classic excuse. same for the enniskillen bomb then? what about paul quinn? why not just admit the provos have done some stupid and awful things. they're not even fucking socialists they're full-on catholics blood nationalists and criminals.

yeh.

Cheers, want to keep my googling of Irish revolutionaries to a minimum.
UP THE FUCKIN' RA!

Who /terrorwave/ here?

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>NOW

is that a music genre

why did so many abstain/spoil?

I'm not a supporter of the IRA by any means but the Enniskillen bombings was a mistake on the IRAs part and was not intended to harm civilians but the military procession.

Nah, but yeah. It's an /fa/ meme based off the styles of the IRA in the 90's, there is music that fits the bill.

its the god damn future of ireland. up the ra

NI is a gerrymandered state and referendum held only inside its border is illegitimate

that goes for u too

OIRA were /ourguys/ but yeah provos were mostly just spooked sectarian thugs

Is there much credence to the amount of Holla Forums posters I see calling PIRA and the IRA radical Marxists? I assumed it was only the offshoots that were Marxist in intent.


INLA dealers are the Stalins of our time.

Holla Forums doesn't know who to try and support or worry about because they're not politically literate

lol ruth davidson just did a giant fuck you to May and took all the scottish tory seats with her

yes thats all i'm trying to say. the ira fucked up a lot in many different and increasing ways until community support for violence disappeared. big and legitimate hits like mountbatten are romanticised and obscure the stupidity of a lot of what went on.

see what i said here

yes OIRA and costello-era inla had their moments

UPHOLD Revolutionary Matt Thought

I'm starting to think if The Troubles kick off again, it will be explicitly anti-capitalist. You seem well versed in the subject, what do you think? Are you local?

lol holy shit

wait what the fuck i already dress like this

Holy shit lads Scottish Tories are thinking about breaking away. telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/

Ruth Davidson planning Scottish Tory breakaway as she challenges Theresa May's Brexit plan

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/

Fuck Bongs, why am I looking up your shit?

Don't knock terrorwave fam, or we may have your kneecaps for it.

Same, that's what makes me like it so much, has the IRA unwittingly become the fashion trendsetters of the UK and the wider West?

the uk is fucking exploding lmfao

Terrorism is always removed from the masses. It's the expression of impotent intellectuals who chicken out from actual political work. Just because the terrorist is "anti-capitalist" or even leaves manifestos around after each act, he doesn't actually do socialist politics.

fukkin lol m8

because the catholic leaders knew they couldnt win mathematically so they needed to delegitimise the poll


It's been 400 years, its pointless to draw new blood over old wrongs that arent remotely in anyones living memory

Man things look hype

STRONG AND STABLE

The Tories are done for.

Terrorist is a fucking buzzword put a sock in it

Also worth noting the northern ireland subreddit has some good bants over the recent affar
reddit.com/r/northernireland/

It's a political practice with roots in the radical circles since the late18th-early19th century. Read pic related, ya tart.

I'm not the same poster but he has a point. "terrorism" is explicitly defined in such a way that the nations that define it can never be accused of committing it.

It is both a word in the practical sense and a buzzword people don't know how to use

You used it in the latter category

i am local. honestly i do not know what will happen but "the troubles" to me is a proletarian brother war so if it kicks off again that is again what it will be, not anti-capital at all except to the extent that some property gets destroyed. there is no way violence in northern ireland is going to be used a productive manner at all. you'll find more class consciousness in london riots.

u obv know nothing because you're talking in cliche shite. the existence of the border is an ongoing neurosis that CONTINUES to distort working class organisation in the north. it is one of many such borders that rits (and others) have made all over the world.

Fuck off mate, what the fuck are you even on about? I swear you shitposters just like to oppose whatever it is people are peddling in the moment. Kill yourself you faggot, or better yet, post some fucking reasoning behind your infantile post.

What leveling of HAPPENING are we on now?

May might have 12 less seats backing her on brexit

This amount of shit hasn't happened all at once in a very very long time.

With explicitly setting the context by pointing to Lenin? Fuck off.

Could it jeopardize the conservative majority?

Wouldn't that make Labour the new majority government?

Anticap uprising or fuck off tbh, if you decide to shill for the current system with Irish characteristics you'll have no friends here.

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They'd still be in coalition I believe

read a fucking book

i have no idea who you mean here or what you're talking about, sorry

You read a book you leftcom nigger. One minute you're shitting on socdems, now you're shitting on revolutionaries. Tell me why I shouldn't put you up against a wall and shoot you.

Why are the Irish such fuckwits they can't aim to overthrow capitalism?

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too much whiskey and incest

You could say too much incest about the tories as well

Anyone posh and old money

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I genuinely think another snap election could destroy the SNP and turn Scotland blue

They no longer have *any* safe seats after last night's slaughter

bye bye independence :(

Might have to chill out for now unfortunately

the underclass keep it in the fam coz they dont give a fuck about the future. the upper keep it in the fam coz they do.

Thought the censored word was "Buttfucks" for half a mo'.

Well here's what I want to get down to, what is the point of the IRA if they want to perpetuate the current system with Irish characteristics? You need to slap some sense into these cunts because the English will hate their guts if they don't want to overthrow capitalism.

t. man who had many generals and strongmen assassinated, with Stalin shooting a few himself

the point is 32 for 1 mostly. but yes the free staters are spooked tards

If you can't differentiate between revolutionary terror and terror as used as substitute for organizational work you are lost to the cause, I'm afraid.

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Is Based IRA going Full insurrection again?

Hurr but I thought all young left-wingers were purple hair tranny outcasts RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wearing kilts and spartan helmets in public is cool and normal actually

m80 have you forgotten to take some medication? the English are going to hate the IRA if they're not Marxist?

Based corbyn reviving socialism inmainstream politics

And this rabid idiot might even be a mod with lines like these:

Daily reminder that Labour gained a seat in the constituency of the Daily Mail's HQ
What the fuck lmao

Stop being a faggot

honestly worried about the fella, he's all over the place. too much whiskey and incest perhaps.

i wonder what shes looking so happy about

It's not gay if it's a feminine penis

Fuck off, Lelnin

Or not enough?

She hates gay people because no man will fuck her

The human thumb has got Theresa May under hers.

TORYPLOSION HYPE

let me translate that to you:
i.e. shooting yourself on the foot

Do you really think that it's a single person running the show? No? Heard about capitalism? You understand that if you kill a PM it will be replaced immediately, right? How about thinking in strategy that actually aims at removing the system instead of playing these childish fantasies?

holy shit ur good craic. aye ur right, the 'now left wing English' are gonna go nuts when they discover the capital-loving IRA haven't disarmed and are absolutely ready to launch a pro-capitalist insurrection in Ulster. thats what will FINALLY turn the mick-loving English against them.

Fuck off with your rhetorical questions you reddit tier faggot. You're incapable of giving an answer and instead deflect, you cite "muh terror" and then when confronted with virtuous terror you crawl into a hole and go full leftcom. Explain yourself or shut the fuck up.

Wat

But then again, Corbyn doesn't seem to diverge at all from current immigration policy. Odds are he'll keep the doors ajar and Porky happy.

What is to be done?

I guess you're correct, England is not the third world and could never support revolution. Thanks for the hot take, Mautist.

She's probably against traps but she looks like a trannie.

It works, but you have to do it against a massivly hated person. For example and Ex PM that nobody likes or a top tier capitalist.

NOT THAT AM SAYING ANYONE SHOULD DO IT, CIA!

Maybe when you sobered up you read Lenin's WitbD, ok? I won't remake my arguments for the 5th time just because you crave special attention.

The first is fine with me.

m8 u r having conversations w/ the voices in ur head. u dont even need to be here. envious tbh

What works? You remove a massively hated person. So?

Learn from the mistakes of the past, like Baader/Meinhof. Just because some fragment of the population likes you you didn't achieve shit politically. Just because you literally removed 2-3 porkies the people won't start a revolution.

radicalism 101

I can't do the reading and comprehending for you.

t. mautist that wants the IRA to give them the tories but Irish this time


You can't even do it for yourself fam.

This is either babby's first argument or repetitive bait. I'm out.

post yfw the entire west is red by 2022 after Bernie and Melenchon win their elections

Forgot Germany

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Fuck off you nancy faggot, and take your babby tier understanding of shit with you.

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🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧;~;🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Reminder that the Red Brigades were doing fine, until they killed someone that was considered not worth killing.

Same as every leftist terrorist organization.

post fw LAB, LIBDEM and SNP coalition to make Corbyn PM

germany (and the rest of europe) is irrelevant

0 (zero) nukes lmao
the new red alliance will simply seize their clay

heres ciaran murphy a good republican socialist. greak kareoky vid to this too
youtube.com/watch?v=CUiHFkomZQ4

I would honestly laugh my fucking head off not going to happen though

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should be *great kareoke, of corse

What does that even mean? They had public support? So? Bourgeois politicians have public support too.

Soon

This.

It means, whatever build class con and resistance is good.

Reminder Leninhats and Maotists are absolute fucking faggots on the internet and in real life.

go to bed matt

But "class con" don't work like that, laddie

Remind a Johnny Foreigner, why did he think the Brexit referendum would be a good thing for him?

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plan was to shut up the anti EU members of his party

Sure.
But am not so sure people would be "sad" if someone killed Thatcher in 1989…

Ye, it's not the path to victory.. .. but sometimes… it's … .. nice

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The now Labour Candidate for Canterbury is quite QT if I don't say so myself

bbc.co.uk/news/av/election-2017-40216433/rosie-duffield-wins-canterbury-for-labour-for-first-time

It might actually hinder it, but who gives a shit if it's "nice," amirite?

Because he thought the result would go the opposite way to how it did. Just like Theresa May.

Quite a bit like when we made that American shill fuck off, isn't it?

I'd bury her canter

Why would the Tory/DUP alliance trigger another snap election?

Because the liberal conservatives (see: gay marriage under Cameron) make it unstable as fuck. It will get less than half a year.

theres nothjin to fuckin talk about here mate, you're not even bein coherent, you're that guy at the party makin a knob out of himself. go play with ur cat or ur gf or somethin

reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/6gay0h/can_someone_give_me_some_info_on_this_please/

There should be a big honking "against the oppressor" after the first "violence".

It's called an impasse

What's incoherent? You're as coherent as the whiners in the Rojava thread saying the Kurds are capitalist sell outs, despite attempting a new mode of production, except this time you have nothing to fight for but independence and keeping everything the same. Leninhat over here thinks everything is blind terror, because he's a ponce who doesn't even know much about Lenin.

mate you just don't know shit about the troubles or irish republicanism. just give it up and read a book or something

But mummy I thought coalitions and terrorist sympathisers were bad?

you seem to think i support the IRA. i've made it clear above that i don't and i don't think you really understand the IRA anyway. i'm not going to tell you to read a book, because i honestly think ur problems are much deeper than that. lay off the whisky and incest for a generation or two.

Fuck off.

You seem incompetent at spreading class consciousness, which was what I originally called you out for.

this isn't ominous at all

Why does this remind me of hauntology? We're going back and re-igniting political struggles that were already largely dead.

Wait what? Ruth is confirmed Trot.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/

"She is engaged to Jen Wilson, an Irish Catholic Christian who campaigned during the Republic's same-sex marriage referendum, is a practising Christian herself and has said she would like to get married in a local church."

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consider me "called out" and pipe down. i'll do better next time.

political struggle in NI is not largely dead it was just muffled somewhat by good friday agreement and the violence dropped esp on the bigger island. sectarianism is alive and well and always waiting to be exploited.

Why the fuck are you a Maoist and so shit at spreading ideology?

clearly i am failing at getting thru to some people yes. what would you do in my position?

pls start new thread for sperging about IRA and their tactics

Leaked picture of next PMQs

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Spread some documents I guess, I've got through to some people here in just hours doing so, maybe I am just better at it than other posters here but I would very much prefer the Irish and English proletariat teaming up while the government is in chaos. I'm honestly just mad you're the connection I have to the republicans and it turns out they don't actually dislike capitalism, they just dislike it under Britain. This combined with the discontent sowed by Occupy make me especially salty because you're making it apparent that the IRA is all about capitalism under the IRA, not capitalism under the UK. I could see some common ground if the INLA were prominent, but what am I supposed to do with people pissed off with having a government that is very similar to the one they want, but foreign? You're giving me fuck all to work with here. inb4 not all about you, I'm really reaching for a reason for the English and Irish to get along and it seems apparent the Irish don't want it, but want to stuff their own back pockets

*"Come out ye black and tans" starts playing in the distance*

twitter.com/DudeSlater/status/873281862382354432

Weren't the papists supposed to be the majority by now anyway?

Lads, did you see this one? Quite funny.

mobile.twitter.com/maximotodo/status/873201281250336769

In some ways I'm quite glad about that. Had she died in office, history would never get the chance to piss all over her grave in the long-term.

Now we've got to set about making sure history records her as the worst PM ever, the root cause of the destruction of the UK and so on.

Respond lad, I'm not trying to grill you, I want us to team up.

twitter.com/sadcat786/status/872533061199679492

Neither the IRA nor the INLA are entities worth speaking of in the present tense. They are gone, so they are not 'about' anything anymore. SF are a party that - like other parties connected to national liberation movements around the world - marry impurely the national and social struggles. SF as a party contains Catholic traditional nationalists as well as socialists. It is a single-minded party focused on the border issue and as such binds its votership together despite these contradictions. It has no intention of returning to violence and there is negligible support for the dissidents who have returned.
Nonsectarian working class organisation is difficult because partition has divided the proletariat in North against itself, not because Mautists from South Down haven't been spreading enough bloody documents.
"Reaching for English and Irish to get along" look, most British communists are sympathetic to Irish unity because they believe as I do that the removal of the border and the resoluton of the national question is also the removal of a serious barrier in terms of organisation. Theres plenty of reasons to get along, as Corbyn can testify I'm sure.

that demographic change is still ongoing i think

"I got one of the world's most powerful heads of government to call for a completely unnecessary election that damn nearly handed her job to me."

Point well taken, I'm just saying that it's pointless to have people gearing to start up a fight when the fight in the UK is far more worthy. Remember the IRA weren't an entity worth mentioning at the start of the modern troubles. That sort of thinking is what made them start taking over counties. What I'm trying to say is don't sit on your backside and fucking get on it.

Kind of hoping that Theresa May doesn't resign.

I really hate her but Corbyn would face a legitimate challenger if someone else came along, while her standing again would greatly boost his chances of victory.

Something like Heath in 1974B, where everyone knows if he doesn't win the election he's fucked.

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the same rose who advocated violence like 12 or 24 hours ago i don't know i've been in a coma.
violence is ALWAYS the answer.

i think it's a problem the cons have right now, no one else wants the job

Yeah, against roses on the left and rightwards.

He doesn't have literal autism, so yeah.


You try grabbing a rose, buddy.

I'll grab you by the fucking neck fam

that would be the single riskiest strategy for grabbing a rose.

also if you do it on a bridge you'll still wind up in the canal.

I mean not compared to May but he certainly seems like he's played with a fidget spinner or two in his day

Tell that to the people where I live, there's a serial killer throwing the homeless off of canal bridges and the police are too incompetent to label it anything but suicide. You'd be a mere statistic.

midget spinners cure autism

iirc he's some kind of a sociopath or something who just plays it all as an act.
(while also regularly also being a git.)


He's attacking homeless people though, not roses covered in spikes.

L A D
A
D

Good point. I definitely won't be killing your local candidate and making it look like the work of an unacknowledged serial killer in the coming election.

youtube.com/watch?v=mAmnwBo0-yA

Sargormless of assmad has released a video, and holy shit the salt is delicious. He's gone full right wing, and there's even "le frog god xdxd" shitposting in the comments section.

This is a strategic victory, comrades. don't forget it.

Not from the UK, so I'm probably talking out my ads, but Davidson depresses the shit out of me, she's basically the only Tory i can stand to listen to for five minutes. She's still a Tory, but she seems way too intelligent and too human-resembling to exist alongside the other chodes surrounding her. Now she's just going to go along with this garbage: I didn't realize that cuckoldry was a thing in the lesbian community until now.

rekt

twitter.com/Chemzes/status/873312859475890176
Can't find a video with JC screaming I was right but this is the next best thing

You forgot the high likelihood of some or all election lead-up terrorist attacks being false flags committed on orders from May through MI5.

The world is such a mess that we can't even tell who is false-flagging who anymore. You just tell a guy to shoot at civilians while wearing a funny hat and pray it works.

How does the DUP alliance break the Good Friday agreement?

Watch this happen.

1. GFA requires Westminster government to be neutral regarding NI sectarianism
2. DUP are entering coalitionagreement with Tories to form government
3. This will give said Tory government a formal bias against Sinn Fein
4. Thus, either the GFA is voided, or DUP must refrain from participating in the formation of a government

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GamerGate ran it's course, he no longer needs to pretend to be a leftist. He calls himself centrist now and caters to the aut-right

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what's the likely outcome of May being a massive retard and breaking the GFA?

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I fucking wish

The special relationship has to be the most tedious delusion of the British state. Special in the sense that the relationship between Laius Rex and his son was special, perhaps, though America has been far more actively vicious.

America has always been and should always remain Britain's worst enemy, even if we blind ourselves to this fact. At every turn they have undermined us, at every opportunity they have betrayed us the minute the cameras were put away, at every juncture they have humiliated us. They have lead us into disaster, colonised us culturally, politically and linguistically, and they disrespect us. Under no circumstances should the United Kingdom, or any successor state, ever forgive America for the way it has treated us and the negative impact it has had on our existence and indeed that of the wider world.

ironic

Jezza is literally Stalin

the (((eternal anglo)))

If only!

MUH STALIN SOCIAL JUSTICE IN UNIVERSITIES IRA SYMPATHIZER ISLAMIST MARXIST EXTREMIST

twitter.com/PolComForum/status/873186390539988993

hue

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i'm not a bong but propaganda like this doesn't really work because religion is inherently particularist

they literally believe that all of these examples are different depending on whether "they" are doing or saying it

I don't think muslims are actually that strict on abortion though (which means the DUP will think they're better for it). The rest of it is like says where they'll make really autistic excuses for why their positions are super different and therefore better.

Good times ahead of us.

Tomorrow are parliamentary elections in France. I hope the Mélenchon bloc gets at least 20%

Nothing a little bribe can fix, unfortunately.
Conservatives are not known to stand by their word.

The Mélenchon bloc needs to get at least enough to be able to start referendums.

Parti Communiste Français has 2-3%
La France Insoumise has 11.5-12.5%

So together they have 13.5-15.5%

Granted it's about twice than the 6.9% they have right now, but the result is sadly lacking considering what the mood is right now, especially now that everyone is falling for the Marcron meme.

That's good. He is seen as the savior of neoliberalism, so we need him to fuck everything up in the worst way possible to see massive backlashes that will translate in an international reject of neoliberalism.
A bit like with Loi Travail.
vimeo.com/167402269
Between him, May, and Trump, we are in the perfect time to create a huge, strong, international socialist movement.

Exactly this. In fact it's in our best interest to not have any significantly left parties in power when the crash hits. If we had a Melenchon/Corbyn/Sanders bloc right now it still wouldn't prevent the crash and they'd all get ousted for it and mark SocDem as radical far left that should be avoided at all costs for a generation.

lol

twitter.com/Chemzes/status/873312859475890176

Here is a cut of all the awkward interviews where Blairites have to apologise to JC. They also accidentally call Woodcock Woodcuck which makes it 120% better

Exactly Woodcuck

I prefer Penis PenisPenis

She used to be a Conservative MP just you non-Brits are aware

Can someone make a Webm of it?

Yeah but that was their policy in 2015!

newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-book-of-jeremy-corbyn

Macron is no different than Hollande.
But pointing that out on leddit gets you massive downboats.

I'd say he's worse since he don't have to pretend to be on the left.

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And it shows!
A lot of
in the social medias lately. Fucking disgusting

I'm so glad none of them were letting her get away with you bullshit. What a fucking cunt

I'd say not dragging us down with him when he crashes and burns makes him better.

The irony is that in her tweet, she calls Corbyn a joke but whenever she has been on any public platform where people can call her out on her bullshit, she is nothing but a lightning rod for ridicule and rightly so.

That was one clip of her being savaged for her dumb views (I ripped it for leftypol because of that coffee and capitalism meme), you won't be surprised to hear that there's more.

Yeah as a burger I've seen enough of her dumb shit to hate her forever just over the russian hysteria, so I'm not surprised. I'm only surprised because here in the states that whole panel would have been high fiving over her genius and nuanced take on socialist hypocrisy.

What is this prosaic drivel

Since some of you are talking about French politics:

lel

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Am I wrong to have some minor fondness for Alistair Campbell?
Of all the Blairites he seems to have been perhaps the most competent and sympathetic.

I could beat someone to a pulp for regurgitating the 1970s meme at this stage.
I mean yeah, who the fuck wants to live in a decade where housebuilding continued at a reasonable pace, unemployment actually dipped below 1.5 million and 4% for part of it, the NHS had no private involvement and spending was decided in a more desirable fashion and target-culture hadn't yet been created, real terms living standards and wages increased, inequality was at historic lows (and not because of "the rich fled" meme), the balance of trade was positive (despite the "inefficient industry" meme), and where there was actually hope for the future? (the north sea oil meme. fucking blew that so we did.)

BUT
TRADE
UNIONS
EXISTED!

So we'd better just eat our neoliberal cereal. No Milk, only tears now.

Americans are easily swayed by the British accent it seems, after all John Oliver's and James Cordern's careers depends on it and even Piers Morgan replaced King because of that.

It's funny being British in America, I did a over month long roadtrip with my NJ and English friend in our early 20s. I was merely a slightly chubby geek, who looked liked the nerd from The Inbetweeners yet in America, just by opening my mouth, women were all over me, hotties and cuties who would never look twice at me in the UK.

It felt so weird at how infatuated yanks are to our accent, oh and update I got /fit/ and I'm a beast but the British accent trumps having a hot body I shit you not.

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We actually got one vocal Blairite deselected (here's him talking shit on Corbyn a month ago):

youtube.com/watch?v=2ysVI_4jafk

He only got deselected because he got involved in some kind of sex scandal:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Danczuk#Labour_Party_suspension_and_resignation

Yeah I believe it, though from my experience you get the same effect with the right southern drawn over in the UK (the attraction not the intelligence vibe).

Honestly though I don't even think it's the accent with her (or Oliver). Americans in general just really love their enthusiastic neoliberal sycophants who will tell them everything they want to hear and validate all their deepest fears.

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Seems like there's good reason why a DUPCoalition may affect GFA. Good thread on this.

mobile.twitter.com/jackbern23/status/873277922429325314

youtube.com/watch?v=qMoBVg_ppgk

"To the capitalist, every luxury of the worker seems to be reprehensible, and every thing that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury."

Karl Marx "Human Requirements" 1844

no one else here is going to get that spyfox refrence comrade

Can't do articles without bringing up their pet issues.
Considering that idpol cunts were among the ones who shot hard against Corbyn for being a brocialist and defeating two women in his first labour leadership bid.

Dude, Ameriburger here (son of a couple of hippies who rued the 1970s as the capitalist obliteration of socdem post-FDR paradise), I am always fascinated by your wistfully dreary take on Britain's final days before the imposition of neolib/neocon policies without lube by domme Thatcher. Please seriously consider writing a Bunkermag article about the British economy, and its relationship with the history, downfall, and prospects of Keynesianism.


This seems like the easiest and fastest way by far to torpedo the Tories without Sinn Fein actually bombingwalking into Westminster.

It's in the first 30 seconds of the link lmoa

morningstaronline.co.uk/

Why don't we Brits all buy a share each in the Morningstar?

It needs the funding, the only anti-EU lefty paper during Brexit, it's the only one that supported Corbyn, it's the only one that reports on trade union and workplace disputes and the only one that bothers to call out shitty anti-worker legislation or moves from the left, the government or the EU and is the only lefty publication that isn't saturated in idpol.

Also it doesn't do listicles, no celebrity gossip, or ads/pr dressed up as articles or clickbait.

If you do want to support, make sure you buy shares, do not just donate your money. With shares, you can threaten to withdraw them and you get one vote regardless of number of shares at their half yearly meetings.

Kek I have friends that know who the girl.

Buy her something on our behalf, Labour got re-elected in Rochdale, I can only assume whoever it is is not a Blairite.

JESUS FUCK FORMAL COALITION

GERRY ADAMS DONNING THE BALACLAVA IN THE SHADOWS

How can one's analysis be so lazy?

*that

How do you even purchase shares?

Because it's deliberate and there's no incentive to otherwise do a proper job, the Sun is always wrong but it doesn't hurt their circulation.

First mistake

morningstaronline.co.uk/support

morningstaronline.co.uk/support

Scroll down, it's after the donation bit, they obviously want donations as they're one off and can't be redeemed should you change your mind later.

But here's the direct link for shares anyway:

morningstaronline.co.uk/support/shares

Woops, disregard that. The last link won't work unless you selected an amount on the previous page.

Because memes

I-is this open to burgers too?

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wales-politics-40219464/labour-s-owen-smith-i-was-wrong-about-jeremy-corbyn

Longer bit of Owen praising JC

I like these better

morningstaronline.co.uk/support/ppps-rules

There's nothing to say you can't in the membership rules, so why not?

It's a cooperative, not a political party, it's a capitalist enterprise, foreigners can buy shares just like you are free to buy shares in our private publicly traded enterprises.

The Sun is owned by an Australian and no one gives a shit.

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Well that's nice to know. Thanks user.
I'll think about it sometime, but I'm not particularly good at structured writing. I just fire 2000 word blocks of misery from the hip most of the time.

Was going to look for a similar photo of the commons circa 1979 but gave up quickly. Found this instead, also from London circa 1979, and had a laugh.

I would hope these people don't live in a parliamentary democracy, or even worse, the UK - because otherwise they would look fucking retarded.

I'll purchase some after pay day.

Welcome home, user. :^)

The 70s had a cool aesthetic this fucking video of 70s Britain holy shit lel

youtu.be/vP6hCx5_pYs

that vid lol. I love watching pundits eat shit

That's what editors are for. Fire the 2000 word block and we can edit it for you.

1776 will commence again

what are the bants prospects at the next pmq's?

I hope corbyn goes nuclear

Am I right?

I really don't know, most "left"-liberals are very sympathetic to identarian strife and only too happy to let it obscure the material forces of exploitation.


I'm an aspiring left-bourgeois and I want some media clout
How much surplus value do I need to extract before I can get an input in editorial direction?


>"Why were you wrong? What was the problem? What went right for Labour?"
It's fun to see them try to put on a brave face and take "my analysis was wrong; I'm a hack" on the chin because the only option is admitting it wasn't a principled analysis of the real political climate to begin with, but rather anti-Corbyn propaganda, and that the "predictions" failed to come true because they themselves failed in their political objectives.
It'll become clearer and clearer to the masses as time wears on, I hope, how the bourgeois parties in general would rather deliberately sabotage themselves than submit to a moderate leftward current

Alas that was the kind of mistake editors hopefully catch - Meant 2000 character block. (i.e. the post-limit on 4chan.)


youtube.com/watch?v=pYbRZmKsZsQ
You've got me digging into videos now.
It's almost unusual how British Britain used to be. (And unlike the commenters on the London video, I'm not speaking ethnically…)

I hope Corbyn alludes to the 'in heaven's sake, man, go!' taunt that Cameron threw at him all that time ago. Apart from that he can just reel off a list of the Tories who have slagged her off in humiliating fashion.

Tories laughed at his face for 2 years. I don't expect them to change, but it would only be self-mockery after this.

None de jure, the current rules put a cap of £20,000 worth of investment on each individual, you will only get one vote at the general meetings.

If you lobby the rules to be changed or raise a motion at the general meetings regarding it, you could convince enough people to adopt your ideas potentially.

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Ah. If there are already rules like that, going towards voting preference for large donors probably would set a harmful precedent.

99%, she wanted to break it by scraping the ECHR for the last 7 years.

What's with Scotland and the Northeast going conservative?

That's actually rather clever.

snp losing popularity and scottish labour hasn't recovered from 2015

opendemocracy.net/uk/brexitinc/adam-ramsay-peter-geoghegan/dark-money-driving-scottish-tory-surge
Tories deciding to campaign in Scotland.

So NI doesn't have a functioning assembly currently?

yes! saved

We haven't had one in months.

Scotland is a bit screwed since the cons, labour and the lib dems gained a lot up there: so that two-way comparison doesn't quite work. A lot of seats there had more labour votes but since the tories were at rock bottom it looks like are doing far better than they are: although what they did do was rather impressive.

As for the north east, a lot of them were spooked about Corbyn, they were quite heavily brexit and had a high UKIP share so went tory. It isn't a sign of working class abandonment of the labour party though, a lot of areas that are traditionally working class saw labour surges. What labour needs is a clearer immigration policy, better defence policy and better defined brexit policy. But the wipeout predicted in the north-east did not happen, one marginal was lost.


It doesn't have a functioning government, so the roles of it have been assumed by westminster, yes.

I saw this off-site and thought it was important to share as it shows how weak and unstable the confidence and supply agreement actually is;

The "Coalition" is fraudulent and doesn't give the Tories a Majority and here is why:
The DUP can't vote on English laws (due to the EVEL law passed in 2015) this meant the Tories only have a majority when it comes to Brexit and the DUP promised a soft Brexit in their manifesto (due to the border with Ireland). This means the Tories can't vote through their manifesto without the consent of other parties MPs (and it looks like a lot of their own MPs will vote against anyway).
-If it becomes evident they can't pass bills then there will be a vote of no confidence and there will be another election
-Technically there can't be a coalition with the DUP due to the Hood Friday Peace agreement and our promise of neutrality, so there is a "supply of consent"- so the Tories are a very weak minority government.

independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-election-results-downing-street-form-a-government-what-she-said-outside-number-10-what-a7782231.html
If anyone's been laughing at John Rentoul over the last week or so now's the time to find him taking some serious flak in the Indy comment section. Everyone is rightly calling him a hack.


Kek, I thought this may be the case, wasn't sure about the norn iron voting rules though.

The DUP will ensure that the government wins that vote.

lmao good luck using the whip on a vote of no confidence

May doesn't need a whip, it's not in the interest of her MPs for the government to fall. The Tories don't want another election, they know Labour would make more gains. And the DUP love holding the balance of power, they'll keep this going as long as they can.

Keep dreaming mate.

What's with the attitude, faggot? We're on the same side here and I'm trying to have a discussion.

Holla Forums and /brit/ have been coming in here for at least two days with a Fox News tier understanding of socialism pretending they're from this board while peddling May's strong and stable mantra - there is hardly anyone in the country that believes this government is going to last, for a variety of reasons from Tory infighting to the collapse of the GFA.

pls explain

Good Friday Agreement

GFA is good friday agreement for powersharing between the two communities in NI, as opposed to Hood Friday, which is the west belfast festival

Good Friday Agreement
see:

thanks for actually being helpful instead of being "Lurk moar xD" faggots.

This is not half-chan.

Things which you should have picked up before posting don't get explained, but political concepts generally always will if there's someone around who understands it.

Where do you guys find out about protests/marches/rallies etc when left is trying to mobilise?

I generally keep an eye on social networks, this board and other far left communities

no prob fam

Could you suggest some - I want to be a bit more active and perhaps use it as a proxy to swing some of my left-leaning centrist friends.

To be fair with you; this thread is very quick and active so by the time you have caught up on the last 450 posts you would probably have to catch up on >500 more.
At least you having been like some folks you just say "hi burger here; please inform me on every detail that has happened in the GE in one post, thanks"

Burger here. Where the fuck is the gerrymandering?

it's shuffling the districts around so some areas are clustered together and thus have a majority, while your opponent is shut out.

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Damn this is good.

When will Jezza purge JK Rowling

twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/873207949564497920
lel, rich coming from someone, who implied rape done to Umbridge by the centaurs.

Legit autism

Doesn't that also go for Scottish and Welsh MP's? IIRC the Tories have a straight majority in English MP's, though I can't find a breakdown at the moment.

Yeah I went and checked her twitter after the election but all it was was her sperging out because somebody called international arms dealer extraordinaire and peddler of stability Tezza May a whore. Granted, you wouldn't call a man a whore, but they'd probably get an essay on why they're a piece of shit.

It's just a "woman wants equal treatment, is shocked when they find out people play rough" episode.

I'm sick of your shite books.

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I'm sick of her fucking input but unfortunately there's not much we can do but laugh at Blairites fading into obscurity.

Found this cancerous lump a bit further down her timeline, ((Ira Goldman))
twitter.com/adam_macqueen/status/872936179179671553

Got quite the CV for a complete fuckwit.

Literally all of these made me chuckle.

I am not British and have nothing to gain from this man's election, but seeing this he MUST win.

Wtf is this theguardian.com/politics/2010/jan/08/iris-robinson-kirk-mccambley-belfast

That appears to be a long article about nothing.

Can't blame him. Poor lad needed the money after people like her made it extra shitty for people like him.

Does anyone else feel that this was it?

I don't feel celebratory at all tbh and won't till Labour is in government and can put it's policies into action. the silver lining is that we've stemmed the tide of extreme toryism as they'll never get a majority on the crazy stuff now.


Am I being pessimistic here?

I wonder how they want to do it.
May is as centrist as they come. The reason she became Tory leader in the first place was, because no one else wanted to do this job.

Better yet:
>it's tony blair

This is what terrifies me. Like I'm 50% celebratory and 50% anxious


I'm also scared no one will care about Jeremy anymore by the next election. people have short attention spans.

m8s, we've got out the fucking youth vote

IT NEVER ENDS

CHANGE DOT FUCKING ORG? WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT PETITION SITE YOU DENSE FUCKING TWATS!

I want to travel back in time and marry her

and protect her from the cruel fate that awaited, steer her away from the mean world of politics

like a guardian angel for the autistic

we could run a market stall selling fruit

we could go rambling and sometimes even go gongoozling on sundays

i would always be very sweet to her and give her hugs and kisses and we could grow old together

:'(

MOMMY MAY NEVER EVER!

A tragedy in 3 acts.

Kek, he actually did it the madman.

The Scots booed God save the Queen lmao

are people finally waking up?

Cant you posts comments on change.org? Tell them to do it on both.


Set up a fund that will pay for youth's travel expenses to get to polls.


Get everyone as angry at Tories as possible and maybe that wont happen. Rile people up.

link?

that blair pepe looks fucking scary

Express trying to make May a hero

nigga just google that shit

it's just i don't know who carlgon is a nickname for

sargon, right?

It's pointless doing it now that all the signatures are in

here you go sweetie
youtube.com/watch?v=JymtGcDAg-M
dont watch the video, it's a waste of time really, just check the comments

Thanks handsome x

who would even buy it there?

imo everything is up in the air right now. it's anyone's game. if there's another major crisis or fuckup that falls on the conervatives' shoulders then it might just do them in. labour though is relying on jezza and so it's kind of up to him to capitalize on all this energy currently surrounding labor.

it's not a decisive victory but it's created an opening for one. the tories got a shellacking and everyone knows it

Sounds rly comfy, user
Best wishes for a happy marriage in the next life owo

Awful post

w-why

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nice

got more votes than blair did

Holy fuck yes, how do we get the russian hackers to make this happen?
It would breathe a new life into the tories' famous tactic of deflecting criticism with "well ackschually, the labour party once implemented a more destructively right-wing NHS policy than ours, and so corbyn can fekk off"

I fucking love this montage

ofc he pins this

So May apparently wants to push an internet law on censorship and such.

on a minority government
when labour have gained seats
and her own part is fractured

Jesus fuckmongering christ, how incompetent is this woman?

as a burger i feel like most online farage supports are from here and not the UK

Probably the case tbh, they only got like 1.9% of the vote.

Nigel wanting to be in charge of the Brexit negotiations. Brexit was always meant to be the means, not the goal. The reason he fucked off, was not "because he got what he wanted" (this alone has to be one of the most bullshit sentences a politician ever ushered), he fucked off because he is an irresponsible coward and this is how most people in Britain perceived it.
This shows that Sargon is a political illiterate.

Yeah, the amount of American English utilised by UKIP supporters always astonished me.

daily reminder that farage got barraged

This is perfect.

kek

youtu.be/EqGoJN-zNXk?t=1m27s

Well colour me shocked

I jej'd

Did the Scottish Tories really swing it?

40% is usually enough to win an election.

Eh, a lot of continentals support Farage because they want to copy him and lead their own weirdo anti-EU movements (on the right at-least).


No, the lack of the lib dems being a force was it. Normally the leading party, if it had 40%, would be against two parties with 30% and 20%, and thus have a massive majority. But since the lib dems are still sub 10% there is not that.

It shouldn't, English English is pretty much obsolete today

In our council (ie tax funded) office, we have 11 people excluding myself. Of which 1 is a confirmed Labour supporter and 6 are Tory voters. I got into an argument with them (the other Labour friendly girl wasn't there) after they all were trotting the same old shit you hear in the papers, you know "only May has the balls to negotiate brexit", "where is the money going to come from?" etc

Anyway after I blew them the fuck out for pulling everything out of their arse (I didn't care if I offended those old witches as I don't normally work there) they decided that they didn't feel like talking about politics in the workplace, anyway I overheard one of them later saying how "it's a good thing we don't have proportional representation" and her friend agreeing, they used to say women ought not vote too, but I had enough of arguing with them with only half hour left to clock out.

Or, as we call it in English, English.

fuck off you royalist scum

It's funny that only UKIP supporters think that way.
Aren't they all about Britishness?

the only thing more contemptible than a queen is a president.

Funny that you say that, they still teach an older dialect of English in India which has a lot of Victorian era slang:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_English

ROYALISTS GET OUT

It's British English, you illiterate moron

The last Englishman will be an Indian

Don't kid yourself Royalist scum, but I would have rather have neither. It's a common misconception that a country needs an executive branch of government.

kek

African English is also pretty amusing, it has a real verbose and grand style to it.

Fuck off Yankee imperialist.

My point was actually by implication neither too, perhaps in the form of a British Republic retaining a PM but without any other head of state.
(My actual contention is the idea of accepting American English. Keeping our "u"s is a topic worth going to nuclear war over.)

Even the PM has too much power, we're better off abolishing the office and let the parties themselves decide how they wish to delegate power.

If you don't mind me asking, what desolate part of the country do you live in? I'm assuming somewhere South, but you never know

By that point you've changed things enough for me to throw in the prospect of just breaking up the UK entirely.
(Also a good idea.)

Yup, Oxfordshire. It's very well to do compared to where I grew up in the Midlands.

People here have no idea how much the rest of the country is hurting, you'd think public sector workers would be more sympathetic, I wasn't expecting socialists but geez.

Is anyone else enjoying the standard slew of idiots BTL citing uni students to blame for Labour's rise - like those seats will magically not have a fucking university there at some point in the future.

delicious

Would Corbyn's Manifesto be possible under the EU/hard brexit?

lel

twitter.com/StephenMangan/status/873468097533018112

Corbyn quite likes the idea of leaving the EU because it takes off some of the constraints which would stop economic reform.

such as?

No idea about the specifics myself, there are a few people knocking about who know the ins and outs of it though.

Anybody around?

One of the EU treaties, either Nice or Lissabon, had basically a mandatory free market economy for all countries written in.

eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/en/ALL/?uri=CELEX:32008L0006

This directive was the reason Royal Mail was privatised.

And the 4th Railway Package also would prevent Corbyn from nationalising the railways.

Among other directives on infrastructure regarding utilities….

Damn EU legislature is hard to bloody find, it's like they don't want you to know who's in charge.

Honest talk: I don't want Corbyn to be PM right now, with Brexit. I hope the Tories manage some kind of deal with the Lib Dems (remove May for support or something) and do a shit job.

I think we've got the ideal result tbh, I wouldn't mind Corbyn leading the talks after the Tories make a complete mess of it since they won't be able to point fingers at him then.

The fucking madman corbyn is my hero

fucking hell, literally going on shows trying to talk policies and being told "no one likes you and we don't care about your policies"

literal playground bullying

How come many European countries still have publicly owned things then?

Great reaction tbh

The sad thing is they're not wrong.

You're right, they've been completely vindicated. They are geniuses of political discourse.

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Because they are competition rules: as in if there isn't a private interest in the industry there isn't the legal pressure. For example, the water industry in Ireland.

10/10 video but add the kingston win coz that win is fucking golden

At least in Germany they are working hard to undo this.
They already did so with train, mail, phone and internet (and everything went to shit) and now aim to privatise the streets.
THE FUCKING STREETS.

Deutschland, ja!

So if once a party gets into power that starts privatizing the national sector then you can't re-nationalize it?

THIS PLEASES ANCAP BALL

Jordie is based.

Basically, yeah, you can be stopped with legal action through the ECJ. The EU has been trying to break apart TGV for years.

Germany is going neoliberal 80s just when everyone else is getting out of it.

Some new polls on who would make a better PM and on whether Mrs. May should step down.

Ninja'ed user.

In other news, labour apparently at 800k members, set for 1m. This is the highest since it's last actually socialist government under Attee. The fire rises.

NAOMI KLEIN, JEREMY CORBYN, AND SLAVOJ ZIZEK CELEBRATING A VICTORIOUS REVOLUTION!
youtu.be/tBoVMDzJO6E?t=9

fantastic news.

Jeremy is going to announce his new shadow cabinet next week and says he's still got a chance at PM. This worries me a little bit because I agree with a lot of the lads here that negotiating brexit is almost a no-win situation. Afraid our boy will be blamed for what's to come.

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This ni🅱🅱a here

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skwawkbox.org/2017/06/10/excl-labour-hq-defunded-marginals-corbyn-achieved-this-despite-them-ge17/
They're all tonguing the membership now, but these fucks have got to go.

if u feel that 'this was it' then ur involvement in socialist agitation must be only a few years. i do not mean that as an insult. energy of youth is essential to the labour struggle but too often this energy is dissipated in millenarian belief.
first socialist heartbreak is hard to take and always creates many heartbroken bitter old cunts 'oh i remember my days in militant but when i realised there was no chance then i just gave up'. they are cunts and u do not want to become them.
yes there is only two steps forward one step back . u must be prepared to bang ur head on the wall because the only important things in the world are the wall and ur head and they must meet. if u feel that 'this was it' pls imagine the left reaction on foot's defeat, on the collapse of the SU. pull urself together u fucking idiots because the struggle never ends.

Night of the Long Knives?

boi he bout to do it

Wishful thinking. This fuckhead is on the NEC and the Blairites voted for giving themselves more seats on it, the NEC are the ones that decided not to go ahead with the selection process due to it being a snap election, which is when the purges would have happened.

Nah, this is more a powerplay to force May to look weak: and perhaps another election. He knows he cannot form a government, he wants another election where the present gains are consolidated and we march on to socialism.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

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Are you telling me Jeremy needed only one more week of campaigning to become PM? fuck!

Well, the election results itself probably had an impact. The DUP decision was likely immensely unpopular with people.

He needed an election where he shows he can make massive GAINZ. Believe it or not many people didn't vote for Labour because they thought Labour wouldn't have an impact in the election, regardless of polls.

Now that traitors got eternally BTFO, the cowards crawl out of the bushwork.
All of a sudden, everyone wants to be Jeremy's friend. Fucking disgusting.
I hope Jezzah remembers the ones who stood by his side all the time. I hope these Blairist scums wont try to coax him into getting rid of long time allies like John McDonnell.

I'm not surprised. Blairites have absolutely no principles or beliefs, only what they think will get them elected.

If one year the BUP got 60% of the vote somehow you can be assured that suddenly Blairites would think it's really important that we secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

youtube.com/watch?v=vjAIpu7_cL8

Germans have always been slow like that

Really? I thought Blarites were status quo NeoLibs, rather than chameleons

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neolibs have no ideological framework they adhere to, check out /r/neolib to see them claim everything from socdem to right-libertarianism to just left of fascist right wing authoritarianism as "real neoliberalism". They exist only to obfuscate and steal credit.

Now i've officially seen fucking everything.

what level is he on?

Did bananaman finally realize he was getting bamboozled by white nationalists?

neolibs roll with everyone, as long as they roll with neoliberal economics.

Speaking of
youtube.com/watch?v=JGzHK1pRIxs
TL;DW: let's buy this flag my friend made (only 9.99 if you order now) which resembles the ISIS flag intentionally but it actually says "meme jihad" in arabic.

So yeah, about that theory of the alt-right being very close to ISIS…

blairites were originally socdems (sometimes ex-communists, iirc) who cared more about winning than being socdems

Is sargon secretly indoctrinating Holla Forums into islamic ISIS jihad?

Ultimately Farage achieved nothing with his life. Never got elected, never did anything really. Has one of the lowest attendance rates as an MEP, got ignored by other MEPs when he did show up and his ultimate goal was achieved by someone else.

The Ultimate Cuck.

/OURGUY/

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Honestly looks nothing like an IS flag. Maybe like a color shifted saudi flag at most

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like they WANT another 30 years of troubles.

of course they do. it's a great path to more and more authoritarian nanny state garbage from mommy and queenie

fuck Im on a list now
if fbi read this: it was joke plz don;t hurt

sigh. I can only hope that Sinn Fein/IRA and Irish republicans don't take the bait.

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Tiocfaidh ár lá you orange cunts.
On another topic: I don't think the Republicans will let the DUP get away with this coalition business. They'll at least pretend something will happen if the coalition continues in order to get these shites out of government. That'd be the non-violent solution, but otherwise they could get some just 1 lad to do something in the name of the IRA and bam, that'd be enough for people to start saying "shit lads, we need to start respecting the Good Friday Agreement - get these DUP knobheads out of government"

I, for one, welcome the presence of paramilitaries on british streets in the near future.

Massive grin watching that

how tho

unf that montage of seats gained

Reunite Ireland ofc

england leaves both EU and UK and starts defending the rights of small nations to be free

Reminds me of when the bourgie media was all about "New Democracy (Consevatives) should do coalition with a """more serious""" Golden Dawn" in Greece.

The future is not that bright for UK, unless something is done.. Bourgies are afraid.

over 9000 hours in ms paint

I wonder if I'll be able to stack degrees and NET forever under comrade Corbyn.

Other countries have free uni too, and no, we don't, unless parents have too much money.

Friend of mine finishes second degree. Has to work cashier or no money.

It doesn't work that way in places with free uni…

I think students should be able to claim housing benefit.

I know. I managed to fuck mine up and now I can't go back :^)

Tiocfaidh ár lá you orange cunts.
On another topic: I don't think the Republicans will let the DUP get away with this coalition business. They'll at least pretend something will happen if the coalition continues in order to get these shites out of government. That'd be the non-violent solution, but otherwise they could get some just 1 lad to do something in the name of the IRA and bam, that'd be enough for people to start saying "shit lads, we need to start respecting the Good Friday Agreement - get these DUP knobheads out of government">>1757842

I had housing benefit.
It was 1000 euros per year, the housing was 300 and it ended after the normal 4 years of uni. Oh, and you had to pass at least 80% of the classes to get it.

hot

PEPE

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got eem

morningstaronline.co.uk/a-972b-Nato-belligerence-endangers-us-all

I'm going to scatter your spooks to the heartless sea.

Fuck NATO.

You guys seen this?

Apparently the DUP coalition is falling apart.

twitter.com/skydavidblevins/status/873682026116907013

i dont think this is a big deal, they're just playing politics.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!!

DOHOHOHOHO

What about the Good Friday Agreement violation tho?

I'm sure it's not worth worrying about will have absolutely no repercussions further down the line :^)

Why are you guys obsessed with this guy.

His impact is enormous, ignoring him is naive

Tiocfaidh ár lá :^)

He has peaked tbh.

He's a /nazbol/gang comrade

And yet he's still influential and liked enough that people will write a thesis defending him out of pure autism

reddit.com/r/jfg/comments/6gi7c6/report_on_the_methods_used_by_sargon_of_akkad_in/

That guy is a known sperg and he apparently had a debate with Destiny recently where he couldn't defend Sargon that well.

He is emblematic of the opinionstube talking heads that will soon become the Rush Limbaughs of the Millennials, sprung from the rotten soil of leftism, through the constant screeching of SJW harpies totally unopposed by voices on the left.

It's exactly his ability to get such undeserved loyalty and weaponized autism from grown adults that has me worried about his continued relevance.

Amongst massive autists. His views are pretty laughable outside of le epin kekistani spergy Enoch Powell fanboys.

Fun little piece of Trivia: Every Tory candidate in Sedgefield from 1997 back to 1955 has had a long winded name. ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedgefield_(UK_Parliament_constituency) "Gavin Tobias Alexander Winterbottom Horton" is my favourite.)

So you go along with that for a while - and then who crops up in 1983? Well, officially it's the short-named Labour candidate "Tony Blair" nothing interesting there - but what's his real name? Oh, it's Anthony Charles Lynton Blair - now THAT is a name befitting a Tory candidate!


This feels like too good-faith an interpretation.
The soft-left were more of that makeup (i.e. Kinnock's jesus-christ-you're-desperate volte face on trident.), Blairites were handed all the evidence they were going to win and kept pulling right because they seemed to genuinely believe in the project, in "economic rationalism" and so on, simply using "but we need to do this to win!" as a way to string along the desperate soft-left.

Mark Fisher did a pretty good description of Brown in that light, actually. (Even in 1989, he was writing books on how a greed-based-economy is shit, even though he was already shifting towards advocating for one.)

marxists.org/history/etol/writers/newsinger/2007/xx/brown.html is good stuff on Brown's swing.
(Actually, perhaps that's the one time the Brownite/Blairite distinction could have any theoretical value - Brownites having started with a mote of leftism, Blairites being literal Tories.)

Clarification: I mean Brown, not Fisher. That line ought to have been after the marxists.org article. (Where Brown's de-evolution is tracked in depth.)

These debates between know-nothing pundits are making me miss the old media lone pundits.

They want me to log in but I don't have facebook

Try pressing things in different combinations or using inspect element to delete the blocks.

Nah, I even tried Youtube-DL, and while it apparently supports NSAbook videos, it can't bypass the login requirement. Somebody webm it.

Seriously Jezza needs to somehow purge these guys, they're backstabbing snakes

That is mostly akin to the flag of salafists like AQ than ISIS. I mean ISIS is pretty clear because it has the seal of Muhammad on it.

Who do I have to write to to get a Seal of Muhammad™?

Eh, it is not clear. There is nothing saying that an NI party cannot be in government: it is more a violation of the spirit of the GFA. Also the DUP never actually signed the GFA.

Salman Al Saud? i dunno.

Never realised until now that the name Salman comes from Seal-man.

It's a very closely guarded seekrit.


BROWN FOR SCOTTISH LABOUR PARTY LEADER.

CORBYN EXPLODING ON POLLS

ha-happening?

You would be surprised at how out of touch the Tory core base is but this is one of the prevalent suggestions.

Mogg is too much of a snotty nosed public school boy type to ever win an election
plus I doubt he wants to right now

have some complementary M O G G W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=4u5l35v13TY

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That's what I thought but these are Tories you're dealing with. Rudd lost her seat so can she be party leader? I know the only person that could save the Tories from electoral oblivion at this point and I seem to be the only person that's thought of it - Nigel Farage.

I thought Rudd kept her seat barely after a ton of recounts

Farage is barely capable of winning a small election how the hell could he lead the tories?

I honestly wish he would just so the Holla Forumstards can rally behind him and be crushed that much harder when he loses

Why does Holla Forums still cling on to like he's gonna win a majority in the next election?

He's led UKIP in several elections and he led them when they were at their peak and only managed to get 1 (one) MP. It wasn't even him. Now he's not even got anti-EU going for him.

cling on to Farage*

literally because of that one video "btfo"-ing of the then euro prez

I'm not Holla Forums - all the current Tories just have the charisma and gravitas of a used condom full of shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=PWHaHgSWU0w

Which gives you an impression of just how fucking useless Farage is in comparison.

It's not a glowing appraisal of Farage, it's more me seeing absolutely nobody in the Tory party who is capable of not destroying the Tory party.

tbh this has been the case of the Tories since World War II. They manage to get someone every now and then that's actually capable of leading them to victory (Thatcher, Cameron).

And Camerons win was much due to him swinging the party to the center (at least in rhetoric) and Labour being in utter shambles.

I have to watch this atleast 3 times per day
it's fucking glorious

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"thanks jezza"

youtube.com/watch?v=aFlfn5_3-IM

look at this smug bastard

I'm okay with this.

Who's hte bloke on the right?

george osborne
tory MP that was ousted by May and is now turning up incredibly smug on every news program

Yeah, I think Corbyn did very well in this interview whereas Fallon came off as very much lacklustre.

Shit that does not look like Osborne from the side.

*May screaming in the distance*

I'm surprisingly fine with osborne when he's just a pundit
lots of laughs to be had

Can someone explain to a burger how Corbyn could form a government like he claims?

/brit/ here, what do you lads think of Corbyns surprising gains?

Do you think he could become prime minister?

What do you make of Labour supporting to leave the single market and control immigration?

How smug are you that Corybyn has basically killed off Blairism in the Labour party?

((He can't))

It is a power move so he can force an early general election, nothing more nothing less

He isn't very serious about this, he's stirring the pot by claiming he'll form his own to push the DUP closer to the tories because they'll do ANYTHING to stop a corbyn gov. Which would lead to less stable gov't and a more likely reelection later this year.

So he is being a smarmy cunt because he knows he has the Cons by the balls so to speak?

pretty much yes

Fucking great

not with this parliament, after another general election defo.

I think a lot already do, and tbh as Benninites (the ideology of Corbyn) take more prominent roles that will be the stance of the party.

Extremely.

He can't. But he's pushing his program to humiliate the tories and knows that all he has to do is wait smugly as the tories wallow in their shitty minority gov until it collapses and an election is needed. In the mean time he'll effectively continue low-key campaigning and kicking the tories while they're down and likely contesting some marginal seats in by-elections to further cripple the tories.

All he he has to do is wait and stay smug.

Goddamn if only we had a ballsy motherfucker like that here in America.

His gains are good and btfo the remainers and blairites.
He can become PM after another election but hopefully the economic crash happens before that.
Fantastic.
Exceedingly.

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I mean… in THEORY if enough Marginal Seat tories were worried about getting screwed over by association with the DUP and didn't vote for May's speech, then DID vote for corbyn's to stave off another election that if anything looks even MORE favorable to labour (and hey maybe foist off the consequences of brexit onto labour), you could end up with a corbyn PMship (which, hilariously, would probably end needing DUP votes to get through his tamer stuff.)

That's ridiculously unlikely but could, maybe sorta possibly, happen.

At that point labour would simply call for a new election. I don't think they would govern with a DUP coalition.

That wouldn't be a formal coalition, it'd just be a minority government (with DUP votes for some mild welfare stuff)

and i mean, also calling new elections without literally being FORCED into it would probably be pretty unpopular at that point because people get sick of elections.

I saw elsewhere that at this point, membership fees alone would allow labour to fight 2010, it's most expensive election of all time, once every six months. And labour wasn't even spending its money WELL this election, blairites convinced corbyn had doomed the party shunted all the money to propping up fellow blairites in once safe seats they thought they were going to lose, almost nothing went to marginals

Xexizy made a video on the elections:
youtube.com/watch?v=IhznTWP5jdo

In the UK can the PM be replaced by the party alone or do they need a parliamentary majority?

He'll win the next election outright - all he has to do is wait while the Tory party implodes and shoots itself in the foot a few more times. As it stands, Corbyn is leaning toward the closest thing we have to modern day Nazi and so he has my vote.

He or she can be replaced by the party, like in the Gordon Brown coup.

Yeah, the tories have a system where the parliamentary party use exhaustive voting until there are two candidates left, and the membership vote on the leader.

is this the meme Holla Forums will try and push to get Corbyn to dwindle in the polls?

Yeah, good luck

honestly a pretty brilliant way to give The Poors the FEELING that they have a say without giving them any REAL control

ah yes, you are a retard?

lmao BoJo being tipped as successor
this should be a good week
why the fuck do I have finals

Thanks. Also can the upper house block supply? Also why is your upper house unelected? What's up with that?

Its even worse the house of lords is still hereditary no?

His economics are staunchly socialist. He's a protectionist. He wishes to withdraw from the EU and does not seem all that fussed about pandering to SJWs and is willing to consider immigration controls. How else would you define him other than a socialist with nationalistic tendencies?

no. It's by appointment.
having a heredity title just officially means you can't be part of the house of commons so you're stuck in the house of lords instead


The nazis murdered their own left wing.

No, the HoL has little power. It is a hangover from when it was a literal House of Lords. It is mostly because no one has idea what to do with it as no one wants bicameral equality but no one wants unicameralism.


No, that was abolished in the 1990s.

oh so you ARE retarded. weird innit.

Are you thick?

Got anything else to offer besides ad hominem?

the nazis murdered their own left wing

UK system seems funny. Like MS Windows, continually built on for ever until you end up these odd little bits from years ago that don't appear to do anything at all but cause the whole thing to collapse if you try to get rid of them.

The Nazis were capitalists.

Your argument might as well be

Negotiations regarding the DUP Tory coalition have been put on hold today because DUP are absolute mental cases who abide by the biblical 'day of rest' shite.

This and this type of shit is typical of the loyalist community in the north. As an Irish person it's great to see Brits exposed to just how batshit and annoying these cunts are. Now you know why we starting blowing shit up.

Think twice before you pedal this "both sides were as bad" shit in regards to the troubles.

It only appears so. The parliamentary system is more resilient than the presidential system.

Presidential systems are constantly in deadlock and tends towards Violent coups. Parliamentary systems have mechanisms to resolve deadlock.

It's not just that parliamentary systems have mechanisms for deadlock, it's also that deadlock MEANS something completely different.
If the president and legislature are completely opposed, they unfortunately both have a relatively legitimate claim of a popular mandate and that the other side is obstructing the will of the people. If a parliamentary system has a deadlock, it means NOBODY has a popular mandate.

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+5)
CON: 39% (-3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

(via @Survation / 10 Jun)
Chgs. w/ GE2017

Following the GE result, Theresa May…

Should resign as Prime Minister: 49%
Should not resign as Prime Minister: 38%

(Survation / 10 Jun)

"Theresa May is a strong and stable leader":

Agree: 36%
Disagree: 50%

(via Survation / 10 Jun)

On who would make best Prime Minister:

T. May: 39% (-4)
J. Corbyn: 39% (+7)

(via @YouGov & @ShippersUnbound / 09 - 10 Jun)
Chgs. w/ 07 Jun

Theresa May should…

Stand down: 48%
Stay: 38%

(via @YouGov / 09 - 10 Jun)

This is from vox neolibs, but it's good reading on why presidential systems are terrible.

vox.com/2015/3/2/8120063/american-democracy-doomed

I'm interested in comparative politics, what are those mechanisms that resolve deadlock?

I am comparing it to the Australian parliamentary system and newer parliamentary systems in general. Not that we don't have similar issues but at least we have an elected and functioning upper house.

mobile.twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/status/873828841688530944

can the tories sink any lower

Should change 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧these🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 to EU flags

WEW

Fucking hell

Basically

would make perfect sense
UK = the new greece

MY SIDES.

That's wonderful news

Aye, I mean they are already the largest party in democratic europe (No, united russia does not count), but the money they get from membership is what they need. in 2015 they were a party in debt, now they are rolling in proletarian capital.

alunya is so cute :(

it's pretty good

jesus, even our batshit christian theocrats in the U.S. don't go this far.

How long until the entirety of the UK shuts down for the Lord's day?

so he's the opposite of a nazi

bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-40239664

happening, lads

well that's…. troubling.

Normally, I would post dank IRA memes. But seriously comrades, stay safe, and try to keep your neighborhood from erupting into gang warfare.

.t, Irish-American

what the actual fuck is happening

is this the jokester timeline?

twitter.com/b_judah/status/873882158791872513

forgot piccy

DUP are probably loving every moment of this. First time they've been relevant beyond NI in years.

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Entirely possible. But, it would work against the Conservative party in general.

My prediction is that Boris will become the next PM allied with the DUP and British troops will invade the Vatican on bikeback.

Can see the barely contained disgust

BARON FARAGE OF BROMLEY.

never underestimate the stupidity of burgers my friend

hell my own mother has a box of takeout in the fridge *right now* that she has labeled "ris"

SO MUCH THIS

Kek.

Just got an email from the Labour party (i'm a member) asking for donations to fight the next general election.

These guys definitely know it's only a matter of time.

Get ready for PM Corbyn lads.

That pushes them up to something like a million members doesn't it?

Lads, what's the chance of the troubles 2.0

should I board a boat to belfast

Baby Jeremy is so smug

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If the DUP keep this shit up, then soon.

lol. I have CNN on right now and Osborne is giving an interview in which he just said "if the Labour had a more credible leader, he would be PM right now"

So will you donate, you moneybag?

If true this is mind blowing as fuck

Our economy is going to be beyond fucked

so when the next election inevitably comes (I give it a year, tops) will Corbyn be able to secure the magic 326?

he'll need to win back scotland, which is hard

The whole Whitlam affair puts me off having an upper house at all to be honest. No upper house obstruction = no faffing with the governor general = no removal. (That said, at the same time elements of the British security services and armed forces were talking of couping our Labour PM, so y'know, in terms of avoiding that sort of nonsense… That said, I'd probably prefer an overt coup in that case since the public would at least have to face up to it instead of just having a new election.)

That's probably my favourite quote right now, though, was saying it to myself earlier today.

Wasnt scotland less a problem of Conservatives taking over and more a problem of Labour and Libdems splitting votes?

Coalition with SNP then?

coalition with the SNP seems most likely, make a pact before to not stand against each other, get the tories out of scotland
this pretty much gives jezza no.10 without even having to improve his vote share

Scottish Labour is only a few thousand votes off being able to take back like six seats in Scotland.

Wouldn't be that difficult to do.

That would kill him though: unionists would see him doing a deal with nationalists and piss off to the lib dems and tories.

Hasn't there already been some minor shootings and bombings in Northern Ireland?

Those who committed that probably see this as justification enough to escalate.

It would be more of a "Help me get in and I'll get you a bunch of concessions, just hold off IndyRef until post-Brexit, k? Also, I'll make it so Scotland, Wales and NI get seats at the negotiating table for Brexit."

hmm, do you think people in england/wales care that much about scotland?

anecdotally I feel most people don't really give a shit one way or the other, but yeah i'm not really representative of the whole electorate

Not definitely. Blair would've won 2005 without any Scottish seats, albeit by the narrowest of margins.

That said the reluctance to give either party a majority stands against everyone here.


They'd never do such a deal. The SNP might be open to it (but probably not, as it brings them too close.) but Scottish Labour would almost certainly explode with rage. I could see them standing unofficial candidates and tacitly supporting them or such.

Scottish Labour as an institution would prefer a Tory government to smiling at the SNP as they pass in the street. They really, really loathe them on a level I struggle to quantify.

nah the english are p. chill they'll probly let it go

No I am talking about the Scots pal; someone's no' going ' tae vowte fur laighber if thay are tha Red SNPie.


Left wing unionists (in terms of the state of the union) aren't going to see it that way. A Red-Yellow pact is a recipe for disaster.

Truthfully I can't see a red-yellow pact going any worse than the current election in terms of the electorate. (Ignoring the structural problems like backstabbing etc, difficulties campaigning and so on.)

Though it is worth remembering the tacit support given to the Tories in Scotland by Scottish Labour with their "vote tactically to beat the SNP" shite.

Suck my willy bruv

The thing is that it makes the common enemy of the SNP and Labour the tories: and thus gives power to the tories to take back either leftish unionists or right-leaning SNP supporters so "you don't get the other one". What Scottish Labour need is a new leader (Kezia is a deadbeat Blairite) and to give Gordon Brown a cockinng post already. I mean in a lot of Glasgow they were off by a few hundred votes, Scotland could fly the red flag once more.

Eh, I know a few people that want the Scots to sod off. But giving the SNP the key to Scottish seats would play badly: the "Lab-SNP" narrative is what hit Miliband in a lot of ways.

AH but he did impress BRITISHBEHEMOTH21 with their lion crudely photoshopped over a British flag.

SNP-and-Labour versus Tories seems pretty preferable given the track record, honestly. (If only to firmly plant Labour away from the Tories instead of giving them a common enemy in the SNP as now.)

I can't see much advantage in bringing Brown back, although he's obviously far better than Dugdale or whatever in terms of skill - he seems too much yesterday's man. (I have to be amongst the only people with personal sympathy for Brown's tragic journey through our political sympathy, but without a drop of political sympathy. A Brownite is a Blairite in all but background…)

That said since my natural inclination is more SNP sympathetic than Labour-voting*, I don't view Scotland-as-mostly-Labour as a desirable thing without appending a ton of caveats. Scotland gets double-hit by the Labour-chauvinism of the left ("It's our party, sure it's doing bad things but we've got to stick with it.") and the UK-centric nature of SLab, etc, as regional offices of a wider party leading to local neglect much more easily.

*I actually fall into this UK-centrism myself. UK-Wise, I have immense sympathy for Labour as the "good guys" - in Scotland, very little. The problem is of course if you're a unionist, that's not really a trivial distinction. "You get one Labour: Choose."

Thinking aloud, I have to wonder if Miliband shot himself in the foot by denying it forcefully enough to make it look like he'd turn down power if offered, but not enough to convince anyone. If he'd just gone "Maybe, but I don't think so" or such like Corbyn did maybe it'd have blown over.

Doubt it, but y'know, fun to imagine.

how can corbs set Scottish Lab straight?

By purging them all and allying with the SNP

Nice poster,.Is Corbs handdrawn or is that a photoshop trick

Aren't SNP neolibs?

At this stage I'd honestly (and perhaps ironically) just go with direct rule from London for a while. Smother the Scottish wing of the party until "Scottish Labour" isn't even a brand name, then try and build a new one later.

The scale of the purges required is huge. I mean, you basically have to burn their history of institutionally being the biggest party in Scotland because the sense of entitlement, of being part of the Scottish establishment (which is a weird little thing.) and so on all have to go.


I wouldn't even propose alliance. I'd just propose seriously recognizing that their primary enemy is the Conservative party and not the SNP.


In the sense that everyone in UK politics is a neolib, yes. They still hover left of Miliband most of the time though.
(I'd also push that Scottish Labour are neoliberal as fuck, save for their new MPs who I haven't actually looked over yet. Ian Murray was one of those who resigned on Corbyn, though…)

Underrated post. Does anyone know if Survation have done any methodology changes post-election? Even if they haven't, this is a huge boost for Labour. They know they'll win seats if they bring the government down.

Oh my.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Strange_Death_of_Labour_Scotland
> Douglas Alexander then Shadow Foreign Secretary and Member of the House of Commons of the United Kingdom for Paisley and Renfrewshire South, who lost his seat in 2015 to the SNP, wrote that the title of the book was 'outdated', citing the Scottish local elections, 2012 as evidence of a Labour recovery.

LUXEMBOURGD!

Most incompetent PM of all time?

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Is this a new catgirl drawanon?

Top fucking kek

I want Corbyn to nuke Brussels.

Burger here, I'm aware of the tremendously harsh means by which austerity was imposed by the EU on poorer nations like Greece, Spain, and Italy (especially during the recession), but how much blame for UK austerity policy is the EU meaningfully responsible for?

Labour need a 3.3% uniform swing to get there, and this poll gives a swing of 4%. They only need a swing of 1.6% to be the biggest party.

There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen.

Pretty good summation of this past week or 2

how did Blair get such a big majority with essentially the same percentage of the vote?

None, really. The UK has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to austerity.

fptp lad

Because the Tories were on 30%, giving him a lead of over 10 points. In FPTP it's the lead that counts, not the vote share.

Where can Corbyn pick up seats to make a majority? Is Scotland viable or is it lost because of SNP vote splitting? I heard this election made a lot of safe seats for the tories really close making them possible seats to contest next time around. Is this true?

yes there was a huge labour surge in the south, which is usually tory country

There are loads of seats all over Scotland and England that are within reach. Yes, Scotland is viable too.

Is the gerrymandering over in the UK as bad as it is here in the States?

How the hell can Labour get just 2% less of the total vote, but have such a large disparity of seats?

The IRA must stand with the UK against EU imperialism.

It's partly because Labour adopted a very defensive strategy and put all their resources into holding onto the seats they had. So they piled up votes in safe seats and didn't get as many in the seats that mattered, much like Hillary did.

It's not always Gerrymandering, sometimes it's just the election system.

In 2015's Scotland the SNP got 95% of the seats on 50% of the vote because of how FPTP works. (It's relatively prone to that kind of "snapping" effect, you can have 30% of the vote and get piss-all, but get 50% and take nearly everything, and indeed theoretically - everything.)

Basically you just have a series of local contests with no means for ensuring national proportionality. In any constituency contest, whoever comes first wins, even if only by a single vote and even if nobody gets more than 50% in the constituency.

Is there a Scottish Momentum?

It's just the way their system works; small leads for the major parties turn into large majorities. It's not a purely pro-conservative system; Tony Blair had huge majorities in parliament off of only decent majorities in the vote count.

If Labour go on the attack next election the same thing could happen.

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youtube.com/watch?v=p0LDvLthbw0

Not British, are you?

yawn, who cares

he literally got the same percentage that his daddy blair got and Corbyn actually got 2 million more votes

May calls early general election
Lead starts to go down
Dementia tax u-turn
Tories do shit in debates
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

Is this nigga serious? Labour and the Tories got 82% of the vote. That's the biggest share since 1970. Turnout was the highest since 1997 too.

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omg that's adorable :3c

The Mirror has the most revolutionary potential.

what a fucking waste of skin

jesus user, why'd you have to go there

there's no such thing as too far when dealing with Tories tbqh.

Too bad Scottish Labour are overrun with blairites and literally told voters to tactically vote Tory.

Here's some proof I did in MS Paint

Too bad that's grounds for suspension.

NEC COUP WHEN?

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youtube.com/watch?v=A20Dcw9Izyo

Get on it guys;
donation.labour.org.uk/donate/

Britain needs you!

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Wish she took her husband's last name so she could be "Yvette Balls"

i.e. "You've et balls."

daily reminder that labour membership has quadrupled under corbyn

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So much for the 'unelectable' left

Guys, do you have a "Best of Blairists repeatedly backstabbing Corbyn".
A lot of people have started to usher words of forgiveness towards them, and I want them to relive the rage inducing moments, before they do this tomfoolery.

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Well we definitely know that they don't call about Northern Ireland until recently.
DUP, Sinn Fein, SLDP, UUP, all crammed together as "Others" in TV. Could as well called them "Irrelevant Northern Ireland Shitters" to not confuse them with Independents, who actually managed to get themselves elected in a region that actually matters.

I still occasionally ponder "How the fuck did someone named fucking Tristram get into the Labour party?"
I mean in many ways it's shaky ground to go for names (pic) but still, Tristram?

No ill-will towards any Tristrams in this thread, unless it's Tristram Hunt in which case; TRISTRAM?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_(organisation)
Start with deselecting everyone here, the Blairite loyalists in the NEC and the members of the chicken coup and you'll pretty much have cleared house.

lol, is he somehow implying that wouldn't be progressive?

*cared

STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN

uncomfortable with all the centrists and blairites doing the "we need to get behind all our MPs" routine now when talk arrives of democratising the party and letting the membership deselect the MPs who don't reflect their views.

also seeing a lot of "great, we can build on this lets just get rid of mcdonnell" which makes me want to gouge my eyes out

OrangeWatch when?
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/terrified-driver-films-men-brawling-10605865


No, it was Corbyn supporters that found out they weren't just "the man on the street" and part of the Blairite shilling arm.

I think Corbyn is going to find it pretty amusing more than anything since he offered them peace several times and they wouldn't fuck off. Him and Momentum are going to get them purged one way or another.

I wouldn't worry too much, Corbyn will get rid of the Blarites and centrists as time goes on, labour will be moved further to the left even if only a little.

more?
I am in serious need of that.

This is all I made, try and make some or post ideas if you have any and I'll help.

I don't have share faith in the mythical purge happening. That's one thing I've been disappointed about with Corbyn, his inability to cleanse the party of these scum. He's had the chance like twice now, he needs to do it soon.

I mean there's talk of him putting Yvette Cooper to the frontbench. That would be very worrying. There's leeway for people like Clive Lewis to come back into the fray but staunchly right wing, anti Corbyn people need to be utterly banished.

Literally when? I keep posting how this can't be done and it falls on deaf ears but you seem to know of two more opportunities than me.

Well the most obvious example is after seeing off Owen Smith in the leadership election. Emboldened, increased mandate… and he did nothing to reform Labour with that.

He should not be a Labour MP full stop, the guy is openly a corporatist shill, he built his career on it (check his "neutral" wikipedia page), it's sad that these kind of fuckers are so entrenched.

Yeah, but she's no Stella Creasy

Pretty hard to reform Labour when the National Executive Committee started off with around 50% Blairites and then padded out their numbers more with Scottish Labour and then turned down the selection process - the only time you can remove people from their seat - for the GE because it was a snap election. We could try and get rid of Iain McNicol now that he's been caught out directing the majority of party funding to centrists and Blairites, potentially giving us the NEC.

We need to wage fucking civil war on the last Blairite holdouts. Give them no respite.

JUST

Labour membership will soon reach 1M. I believe a new election will happen within the next 6 months, and I think Labour will come out of that with a majority and we'll see JC as PM. Breaching the NEC and democratising the party in this timefrime would be absolute incredible. Once the grassroots are given further say, Labour will go further and further left.

It's a great oppurtunity you (I'm here in Ireland) have got here. A genuine socialist party in charge of Britain, outside EU shackles too, is not too far away. Empowering the grassroots is the integral part thought. I'm not sure as to the specifics of getting that done, but once it is done the Blairites and centrists will naturally wither away and the McDonnell-Jez axis will be empowered to unleash their truest form.

I find it funny how when you click on the link
you are greeted by Corbyn judging you for no donating yet.

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When you consider that Attlee had 10 years to build that support and Corbyn has only had 2, it's even more remarkable.

The Mirror has always backed Labour and have the most loyal track record for sticking to one party out of all the major publications.
I guess we will have to spare them after the Shetland Island gulag is set up when Corbyn gets into Number 10.

While some of these politicians may be amenable to reconciliation, past behaviour by their faction has made it doubtful they will continue to cooperate with the Labour Party membership inside the commons. Save this as a text file. List is not exhaustive.

Progress
Gloria De Piero MP
Nick Smith MP
Phil Wilson MP
Cllr Florence Nosegbe (Lambeth council)
Claire Reynolds (Tameside council)
Rachel Hodson (Doncaster council)
Cllr Paul Brant (Liverpool council)
Cllr Mandy Telford (Cumbria County Council)

Saving Labour
Chris Leslie MP
Ian Austin MP
Jess Phillips MP
Matthew Mahabadi (Labour & Coop Councillor, East Ward, Peterborough)
Luke Akehurst (Councillor, Hackney, East London)
Peter Bowyer (Councillor, Lambeth, South London)
Michael Foster - wikispooks.com/wiki/Michael_Foster

Chicken Coup
Angela Eagle MP
Hilary Benn MP
Owen Smith MP
Iain McNicol
Michael Foster

Breakfast Club
Chuka Umunna MP
Tristram Hunt MP
Liz Kendall MP
Emma Reynolds MP

Ruth Davidson MP
Ruth Davidson MP

Did Attlee have the media spit in his face while his party was stabbing him in the back for those 10 years?

He probably considered that before making his post.

fucking hell, she must be bad news

The only people on there I would suggest leaving alone would be the breakfast club, since they seem like pretty harmless careerists who were mostly mad at their gravy train potentially coming to an end. Mostly leaning towards this because I don't want to give the Tories anyone charismatic enough to run for leader when they cross over and people like Chuka. Could just keep Chuka though.
What I was impressed with when I was writing this up was just how many councillors there were. Lots of them are in London fortunately where Corbyn is immensely popular so they should be easy to remove.

Do you really want to keep someone who doesn't have a single socialist bone in his body?

Crack open every single one to see if socialism comes out to confirm.

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-promises-unify-labour-10606994
Hopefully he takes McDonnell's advice, or gives them posts and convinces the NEC to have a selection process so they can all get purged.

It's a Holla Forums drawfag, the one who does White Korra with Vivian I think. He also did Alunya's first lewds, at least that I knew of.


Can't say for 100% sure of course, but I'd bet it's a filter.

What's a good way to get filters? I only use CS5 stuff.

it's cuz he gets to suck on her kitty titties :^(

I think there are forums dedicated just to pirating and sharing drawing and modelling softwware, plug-ins etc., I imagine they have filters too. Try forum.cgpersia.com

Is he sympathetic to Leftism? Also, where are those?

Corbyn needs to drop the "I can still be prime minister" thing. It's making him look desperate and weak. He needs to silently break the coalition or he'll lose popularity.

I think he's just doing it to troll the Tories a little. They'll probably get mad and put their foot in it at PMQs if he keeps doing it.

Dunno about his politics, I think he just like drawing cute girls. He should be in Holla Forums's drawthread.

Are his lewds in a booru?

He's literally saying "tick tock guys, gotta hurry before I become PM" and they're falling for it, rushing to make a government and making tons of mistakes in the process.

Theresa May was 'in tears' and Tory staffer was physically sick on disastrous election night

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-in-tears-tory-staffer-10604243

APOLOGIZE

lol no

What happens? What does 2020 UK look like, how does it impact politics both in Europe and around the world?

EUSSR established.
Dog bleds gommunism

Not much change.
He does another referendum. Brexit canceled.
GB is less shit. Healthcare, education, social security don't go to hell. Trains start getting nationalized again.

Now.. Good ending, Germany and France start going left. EU is saved.
Bad ending reactionaries win in EU. EU is fucked. WW3 one step closer.

The man has been brooding the downfall of Britain for over 40 years. He knows the parliamentary game, he knows how to lead his ilk, he knows how to buy those who think he is selling something to them.. What he doesn't know is what to do when he has won, he needs the U.K as Big Bad, it is constitutive to him.

Dunno, maybe Holla Forums's drawthread has its own booru.

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Shilling for the EU much? Trains won't get nationalised if Brexit is cancelled.

wew
wew

There is no reason for GB to leave the EU.
I mean.. You're not even in the Eurozone!!!

Jez doesn't give a shit about the EU, the good ending is where British socialism defeats German neoliberalism and destroys the EU once and for all

go to bed merkel

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We're coming for you Fritz! 1938 will commence again!

The implication being that all Holla Forums knows about Europe are the salty tirades from Greek socialists about how their house of cards collapsed and how Germany is evil for not giving them the means to build a new one.

Probably totally made up but wouldn't surprise me if it was true.

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Ever been to a greek hospital?

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Nice Calvinist Ethics you got there.
Care to remind me how Germany and France were fine selling arms and Siemens monopolizing, until the crisis came and now "GREECE BAY DEBT"?


I have.
Both before and after we had to "cut expenses".
They were fine, even if corruption has always been rampant, but now we need to go fullPrivatization cause that's how the world runs, I guess!

Oh, and, even if you build a GREAT MODERN HOSPITAL, well… sorry user.. you need to bring your own bandages, we are out… oh and the doctor will come tomorow.. we don't have enough… but it's ok, cause a German criple guy told us "hire less people for the public sector and all your problems will be solved".

Oh we're talking about Greece now? Why the fuck did you sell them loads of shit you knew they couldn't afford and made exceptions for them to do so? Funny how Germany seems to do so well from S. Europe and imposes austerity on them. Fuck the neoliberal EU.

First, everyone borrowed to pay for a welfare state that wasn't sustainable, then there was Calvin who said "fukken lazy catholics and jews, you can't build a state and economy on ever increasing debt" and the people were hit by austerity because god is an asshole who already decided so before creation.


If I rack up an enormous credit card bill by buying guns, can I then blame the gun store? Should they have instead installed a boycot of Greece based on the warnings of economists before the Greek crisis?

Calvinists do tend to live frugal lives, but using calvinism as short-hand for not committing financial missmanagement does them too much honor.


Not even by third world standards.


Because installing an economic boycot of Greece would obviously have been out of the question. As for why Greece was accepted into the euro, it was because France pressured the EU to let in Italy as to strengthen it's hand in monetary policy, a country that also had a poor financial state, after that the bar for entry had been lowered with Greece cooking the books on top of it.

YA DAYZ R NUMBERD!

If only it was just you..

WRONG!
Corruption that was promoted by EU, arming and capitalism being shit. Also, Germany knew Greece couldn't into Eurozone, yet they allowed the numbers to be cooked because it suited them.

YES! The gun store new you wouldn't be able to pay back, thus the gun store is also at fault.
Then WHO would by Germany's tanks? Turkey? The "lazy greekz" narative is idiotic.


You have been in a Greek hospital before 2008 and it wasn't far less shit that it is today. RIIIGHT!

Anyway, nice spooks bourgie. Keep thinking the system works.

What did he mean by this?

Did you make that map or did I miss a war?

It's the first draft of the Corbynista led uprising against Meister Merkel and her sinister EU reich.

Promoted in the sense that giving lavish funds to a corrupt place results in the money largely disappearing into said corruption. In that sense, you're correct, but it's not like the EU corrupted what was pure before.


Indeed they did, the euro was the price for German reunification. Mitterrand wanted to encapsulate the greater prominence a united Germany would have in the EU by introducing a common currency that would do away with the strength of the D-mark and allow France to borrow at lower interests. If any country is to blame here, it is France, not Germany, though this was also a time of optimism about the EU in all it's member states that allowed a great leniency to those wanted to make use of it.

Like the typical Holla Forumsack, you are ignorant of the history you refer to and make up for it with simple falsehoods that seem reasonable from marxist bias.


If laws were installed that banned stores from selling to people who reasonably can't afford their goods, it would be people like you who would rise up in outrage at such an abomination of late-capitalist bourgeois hegemony neoliberal attack on the civil rights of the poor. The same goes for countries who can't reasonably afford what they want to buy, that would be an economic embargo, something that isn't only impossible under EU laws, but would lead to a near complete diplomatic break if it were pushed through anyway.


Whatever "the system" might be, you haven't shown yourself as someone who knows it's workings.

Hey, are you German? You don't seem to tell people you're not and your writing seems a little off for a native speaker. Are you taking the brexit thing to heart?
Nigga you annexed the DDR.

brexit is probably not getting canceled absent "alright here's the final deal, now we'll have a referendum on whether to take that deal or pretend this whole mess never happened."
Quite possibly not even that because brexit is actually a quiet godsend for Corbyn, a lot of the shit he wants to do investment wise isn't allowed in the EU

No, I'm Dutch. It leads to the same oddities in sentence structures and word use.


Remember that the BRD was then still something of a puppet state, reunification relied on permission of the other powers in the EU. France and Britain weren't eager about it because it would mean a shift in the balance of power.

Don't have the time but…

When Germany asks US to bail it out for WW1 and 2 it's fine.

When Greece wants help because bourgie promoted politicians fucked up, while promoting German interests, GREECE BAY DEBDZ, YOU LAZY SOUTHERNERS!

And this is why noone likes you.


It's the same. You nords just need a scapegoat for your socdem going down.

Reminder that at its worst pre-recession, Greece's government spending, taxation, debt, and deficit as a share of their economy were all lower than or equal to other nations who had no such "'debt' crisis" such as the USA, Japan, and numerous European countries. The one and only thing that distinguished Greece from more financially stable nations, was the interest rates of its debt, which were over 25% in the early '90s (for perspective, most 1st-world government bonds yield in the low single digits), causing mandatory interest payments to eat up over 10% of GDP, or 40% of tax revenue by the 2000s.
sdw.ecb.europa.eu/quickview.do?SERIES_KEY=229.IRS.M.GR.L.L40.CI.0000.EUR.N.Z&periodSortOrder=ASC

Simply put, the Greek crisis was 100% due to porky bilking them, and had nothing to do with the Greek economy.

Reminder that that's when the at last dead, Mitsotakis, was doing neoliberalism in Greece.

You know.. Reagan and Thacher for Greece.

This is why I've gone from "paranoid as fuck about the Tories pro-remain Corbynista" to "anti-EU Labour member" in weeks. The Tories did this to Britain, the EU and themselves. They played the immigration and "muh brussels makes all the laws bad" card - and it opened Pandora's box of everything we could get out of leaving.


Ah, yeah, I wanted to move to the Netherlands because it seems like the population is more relaxed. Britain until recently was heavily dominated by a bunch of bullying boomers who liked shitting on everyone's hopes and dreams and demoralising the young right off the bat. They've made themselves look like right cunts pushing us so far. If the EU wants to pull a Greece on us then the streets will look just the same but in half the time - enough was enough several years ago.
Remember, you get paid way more than us, your cost of living is cheaper, your nightlife hasn't been destroyed, you aren't hunted for smoking weed, and the German state doesn't run your public services, rinsing every last pence from your wallet while it does so. The Establishment have treated us like shit for too long, and so have opportunists in Germany.

Are the Greek people ready to have a foreign power completely change their economical and political system while giving up their sovereignty for another 50 years and voluntary submit to occupation?

Greece has received billions of help in EU funding, it relatively received the most funding of all EU countries.


We actually just need a place to send our lumpens to in the summer, and how lucky we are that there is a place just south of us that is as underdeveloped as their alcohol induced minds. Also, we can't help it but indulgence in our savage germanic sadism so we need greece as a vassal to remind them that the ancient greeks were nordic and that todays greeks are swarthy turkish-albanian mongrels who deserve to linger at the bottom of our reich.


What you leave out is an explanation of why Greece suddenly faced higher interest rates. When the financial crisis hit and the window dressing in the financial world was revealed, interest rates went up because the cash flow dried up and the risks of financial products had become much clearer. The same was true for Greece, which had engaged in window dressing and financial mismanagement for years, propped up by the euro and a boom in credit.

Fuck Greece, you came into the thread and brought up Greece because you couldn't address British complaints against the EU, and you've only responded to Greece comments since.

The EU is fucking trash for anyone but Germany.

I'm undermining the institutions of anglocentrism.


I would say the opposite really. The eastern-european countries lining up to join was not due to having a german barrel aimed at their backs.

m8 we don't even own our own fucking public utilities anymore because of the Germans. For some mysterious reason, the EU has a load of rules which we can't reverse, which increasingly privatises all public services for cheap, and somehow we are getting rinsed off German companies for them now. This is apparently irreversible. They can fuck off. Point fingers all you like but the German involvement from start to finish and the result they get is pretty evident.
Good job the USA rigged Russia for democracy and capitalism and the Wessis annexed the DDR then isn't it.

Those higher interest rates in the late 2000s crash were only a problem for Greece because they were still struggling to meet the crushing MANDATORY interest payments from the exceptionally usurious debt they purchased decades earlier.

Most other nations' similar or larger debt, deficit, taxation, and spending were (and are) irrelevant, because mandatory interest payments are in the single or fractional digits of % revenue and GDP. Because the yields on their bonds were ten times lower than Greece's.

While I don't agree with all of his conclusions, the following article's analysis gives a good overview of how tinkering with interest rates bore the overwhelming majority of blame for the Greek crisis:
dailykos.com/story/2010/2/20/839058/-

Scientist Are Astounded: Click Here To See The Mystery That Baffles The World

I'll respond back when I've read and assessed it.

Christ on the cross, they could have just as well have given Greece itself to Porky to write Greece's own debt off. Mortgage of an entire country. Capitalism really does promote innovation!

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so cute seeing my two favorite anglo-american politicians communicating with each other

A better world was so close…

It's coming user, don't give up hope. Corbyn achieved the impossible 3 times already.

Hey guess what, if a bank lends me money it's up to them to do the due diligence.
I have literally never worried whether a bank can can safely lend to me, that's for the bank to figure out.
German and French banks lent to Greece because they made a fat margin out of it and Greek bail out money was used to bail out those banks and create confidence in the EU banking system. Not to help the Greek people.
In fact, there's evidence to suggest the EU banks knew that over 100% of Greek GDP got stolen and almost none of it ever even landed in Greece, Greek debt was just a commodity.
The scale of the crime is incredible but it's totally unfair to blame the average Greek citizen, they wouldn't even know how to commit such a crime.

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UK + Greece alliance soon. Don't worry you swarthy fucks.

Less than 5% of all those billions went into the Greek economy. The funds were/are used to prop up European banks

Varoufakis formalled canvassed for the Labour party. >:D

Is this a second Ruth Davidson I don't know or are we counting Cameron-type Tories as the Blairite derivatives they are?

Because all I can think of is the Lesbian tank driver who only exists to prove that conservatism is dead and only hating the poor remains.

Daily reminder

ERADICATE THE BLAIRITE VERMIN

texas line dancing?

how would a communist deal with crippling anxiety lads? asking for a friend

Personally I just use excess amounts of escapism and alcohol but each to their own.

Realize that with practice one can direct one's own mental state and that anxiety especially can be diminished

Personally what helped with me was gradual desensitization. I used to be so anxious that I couldn't leave my room. Now I talk to girls and have social activities and everything.

the 12th is going to be fun it seems
twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/874206915215097858

Help a burger out, this is bad because dup is Protestant?

How ironic, the conservatives start another conflict in Northern Ireland after explicitly campaigning as the party of safety and security whilst ostracising the opposition as terrorist sympathisers.

Yes

The orange order is a protestant organisation that frequently holds parades in July, mostly in northern ireland, but also some parts of north UK. In NI the parades are heavily regulated to try and keep them out of catholic neighbourhoods to prevent riots. Conceding this would definetely mean troubles 2.0.

Thanks m8s

Sounds great. Will Corbyn go full posadaist and nuke his own country?

No it's bad because they're protestant supremacists.

Coop Party members:

* Chris Leslie MP
* Matthew Mahabadi (Labour & Coop Councillor, East Ward, Peterborough)

Are there any other Blairites running the Coop Party into the ground too?

John Woodcock, MP for Barrow and Furness is a fucking retard.

Lel

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He's so cute!

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Zizek's hot take on the election:


independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-success-general-election-theresa-may-pc-culture-reject-populism-a7785611.html

Zizek should stop going to Holla Forums

he's not wrong though

He's right though. Corbyn addressed real problems faced by real people and offered real solutions. He didn't just complain about how various bits of trivial bullshit are "problematic".

He's right but its all stuff he's said before. Zizek is a remarkably prolific self-plagiarist. I wish we had more fresh takes from him.

NewsAnon just made me aware of this
ibtimes.co.uk/it-company-accused-threatening-redundancy-staff-who-voted-labour-1625924
IT company accused of threatening redundancy for staff who voted Labour
An email from John Brooker, Managing Director of Watford based Storm Technologies Ltd, and seen by the GMB union, was sent to all staff members warning them of the consequences if "Labour do win and things slow down".
Brooker is accused of telling his staff of more than 100 that Labour voters will be "made redundant first" if Corbyn wins and they should "vote Conservative if they believed in free enterprise and progression without being taxed out of the game".

We should set an example of this bucko.

tbh we unironically need to empower the state to businesses and transfer them to the employees for porkies like this.

this is when its apropriate to actually kill your boss.

The Mirror article is better actually
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/leaked-email-reveals-boss-threatened-10610305

J-just a prank bro. That's why it was forwarded to the GMB. I was merely pretending to act like a cunt!

It's always appropriate to kill one's boss.

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Haha, good one, boss!

COOPERATIVISE THIS ENTERPRISE, NOW!

thecanary.co/2017/01/09/breaking-israel-put-1m-bounty-labour-insiders-undermine-corbyn-video/

Quite akward being an anarchist but absolutely moved and inspired by a Corbyn pseudo cult of personality.
But it's not a 'Stalin will crush you if you don't love him enough' type of cult of personality but a 'Corbyn once dressed up as Santa and sold mince pies for charity without telling anyone, what an amazing guy' type of cult of personality.

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Jewish Labour Movement are going on the list.

labour are actually going to promote worker coops iirc

dollars to donuts

see nothing wrong with this tbh

And energy coops.

What is this feel I feel?

And yet Holla Forums still supports Tories. Nu-Holla Forums is shit

tbf it seems like he keeps awfully busy, and I imagine you gotta shill pretty hard to make philosophy "pop"

We really should do something tbh, but I have no idea what I could do besides write a nasty letter.

Hope.

Holla Forums has always been a zionist board

Hope? No, it can't be. That died long, long ago.

It… It just can't be.

1) Dial 101 and report him for electoral fraud
2) Go full hackerman on their site
3) Find their employees on facebook/linkedin and attempt to unionise them or send them the CIA simple sabotage handbook
4) Dox John Brooker (should be easy) and send him hundreds of pizzas, taxis, plumbers and locksmiths and a bomb threat
5) Watford anons picket their office

the feeling i have had the past few days is so amazing

i'm unironically hopeful for the future

i remember after the brexit vote i felt sick for a week afterwards, not out of love for the EU or anything (lol) but i couldn't stomach living in such a reactionary country

now it feels like anything can happen

That's actually illegal!

This used to be a thing back in the late 19th century, that porky leech shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.

Funny how their version of counter-culture is toeing neo-con policies to the line, even their figureheads Trump and Farage are bourgeoisie parasites.

They'll never get behind someone who had to actually work or help those who have to work.

Found this in the Indy comments section:
Perhaps Mr Booker, or the employees that he threatened, should read the following, taken from The Representation of the People Act.

115Undue influence.
(1)A person shall be guilty of a corrupt practice if he is guilty of undue influence.

(2)A person shall be guilty of undue influence—

(a)if he, directly or indirectly, by himself or by any other person on his behalf, makes use of or threatens to make use of any force, violence or restraint, or inflicts or threatens to inflict, by himself or by any other person, any temporal or spiritual injury, damage, harm or loss upon or against any person in order to induce or compel that person to vote or refrain from voting, or on account of that person having voted or refrained from voting; or

(b)if, by abduction, duress or any fraudulent device or contrivance, he impedes or prevents [F539, or intends to impede or prevent,] the free exercise of the franchise of an elector or proxy for an elector, or so compels, induces or prevails upon [F540, or intends so to compel, induce or prevail upon,] an elector or proxy for an elector either to vote or to refrain from voting.
Seems to me that Mr Booker has broken the Law.
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Not greentexting all that. Anyone want to dial 101 and bring us a recording? The police aren't lawyers so giving them the exact crime committed would see him fast tracked to jail a slap on the wrist and a media bullying. If nobody wants to do it I'll do it but I'm too retarded to bring a recording back.

But yeah, this is the exact reason we have a secret ballot and it's also why there are laws specifically against this.

Meant for

I feel like the police would just laugh at you.

Maybe a decade ago but I imagine the police force is full of salty fucks out to get Tories now. They even tried framing one a few years back.

Hmm fair point, but if it's in the papers surely they know about it? I dunno I'm just hesitant to call the cops over something like that.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/12/gunowners-could-help-fight-terror-attack-says-police-commissioner
Some of them aren't so bad :^)

explain dif pls

I gave Tom Watson a vote because he outed the Muslamic rape gangs but he's been a dick trying to oust Corbyn every step of the way. Creasy is a qt and hasn't been in a position to do this but probably would have.

So very little really.

who in the labour party can corby trust?

Nobody, not even Corbself.

More serious answer:
Core members:
John McDonnell
Diane Abbott
Ken Livingstone

Old left:
Grahame Morris
Kelvin Hopkins
Ronnie Campbell
Dennis Skinner (pretty based, mocks the Queen yearly, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Skinner#Queen.27s_Speech_.22jokes.22 )
Jon Trickett

New left (not Blairites, actual fresh blood leftists):
Cat Smith
Imran Hussain
Kate Osamor
Rebecca Long-Bailey
Richard Burgon

Chicken coup supporters:
Andy McDonald
Angela Rayner
Barry Gardiner
Debbie Abrahams
Emily Thornberry
Ian Lavery
Gill Furniss - elected to parliament in May 2016, succeeding her deceased husband, Harry Harpham, who backed Corbyn in 2015
Peter Dowd
Bill Esterson
Carolyn Harris

Former shadow cabinet allies who kept a cordial relationship and could come back:
Clive Lewis
Dawn Butler
Jo Stevens
Louise Haigh
Paul Flynn
Rachael Maskell
Clive Efford

A lot of his loyalists are very low key invidiuals. The problem is the media fixates around the Blairite faction which is why the Corbynistas have blindsided them completely. For example, when I was surveying the damage after the GE, East Leeds now has a proud socialist as its MP - I've never heard of him but you can bet he will be loyal to Corbyn.

I got most of my list of names from politics.co.uk/blogs/2017/05/04/the-mps-who-can-ensure-a-corbynite-succeeds-corbyn - there are more people who aren't elected MPs there, like union aides and political players.

tl;dr: Looks like the Corbynistas now outnumber the Blairite loyalist list further up in the thread.

Kek

These kinds of stories remind me of whenever the idea is floated of reintroducing various types of predatory wildlife to Britain, or even when a single ferocious beast such as a lynx or ocelot escapes from a zoo or whatever. The entire island full of pussies goes completely nuclear.

I can't even imagine the level of pants-shitting hysteria among Brits if wolves or bears were reintroduced.

Honestly it's just media hype. Most Brits aren't remotely bothered about terrorism. Some people just like asking for guns at every opportunity, like myself and the guy in the article.

It is quite darkly amusing to imagine a bunch of farmers teaming up with armed response in some sort of Beslan with flatcaps and whippets scenario.

This made me groan though:
Fucking wetbags in the media I swear. It's a law of nature that you have to be a coddled upper middle class cunt to get in that industry.

British gun law is pretty depressing for those who want something more than just a shotgun. Theres not even a dark market really for them it just seems British people are pussy when it comes to guns. Sometimes I wish we were a bit more like Switzerland

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So how long do you guys think until the next election. If we have a queens speech I would say 6months to a year

Earliest, probably some time September-November, latest, probably around just before this time next year

why do you think there will be another election?
t. burger

Same. There's a black market for them but I've never come across it, I guess you have to be in a serious world of shit to start coming across them in most parts of the country. I've only ever come across a pistol. Shotguns are pretty ubiquitous though, but they're normally legal.

Bullets are hard to find too, the only people I've known that can get ammo are squaddies nicking it from the armoury for fun.

Because the government is fucked and essentially a zombie government. They have no power, no policies can be changed under them because of how little control they have.

it's got to be around october/november, to parallel the two russian revolutions, of course

Because they're a minority government that has opposition within its own party, and we know that Labour will all support a snap-election so that Corbyn can get in

so is this going to be a repeat of 1974?

Think bigger

It's a repeat of 1917

Hopefully it will be a repeat of 1917

will he? :3

Wait, why is Seven Nation Army Jezza's theme song?

it's a football chant iirc

Aren't British gun laws a lot narrower than commonly believed? Granted, I vaguely recall a lot of types of weapons involve tedious interviews and somewhat exorbitant fees, but still.

Popular chant.

Yeah it's a bit of both. Most people hate the hassle of getting one since they'd rather just beat the shit out of burglars, which is the real reason everyone wants guns despite people always registering them for hunting.

I dont see why an AK-47 is there I thought there where 7.62 rounds?

you can get that style of gun in .22

It's a bit misleading, but it probably means if you have it adapted for single fire. There are .22 knock-offs made in Italy that also float around the arms market for like £200.

*manual action

So I can have a Barrett or Norma Magnum, rifles that can instantly kill anyone from extreme ranges, as long as they're manual action, but a semi-auto intermediate cartridge is too much?

Brits are dumb as hell.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/tory-labour-mps-plot-secret-deal-ensure-soft-brexit/

Blame our politicians and the media circus. Some very shady shit went down in 1994 and they grabbed all the guns using the think of the children line.

The law got tightened in wake of some shooting in a cinema. You can still get semi auto .22 I know I have one its quite fun. I wish there was more of a black market I guess the problem is we are an island

purely because of this i can't hate tom watson
i can only hope somewhere in the official records it says:

Tom watson: *dabs*

Some pedo connected to the Tories shot up a school in Dunblane.

Also, very recently the old buying up antique guns and reactivating them has quietly been done away with. The EU are bricking every fucking gun in the continent because of Bataclan.

I wanted a fucking Bren gun this is bullshit.

Actually my mistake it was Charlie Hebdo. The durkas had reactivated some WW2 weaponry for it.

I wonder if social conservatives are aware that their cultural politics are why it's normal to have guns taken away.

Conservatives haven't even grasped cause and effect. It's the crux of their mindset.

being a island isn't the problem, drugs get here just fine
not many people in the UK want to buy a illegal gun because why take the risk when a knife will suffice for most crime

Also it's not like America and other third world countries where people will think "What the fuck is this guy doing?" - everyone will call the police immediately if they see a gun in the open. The British state also absolutely despises being defied, and waving a gun around will draw the heat of a thousand suns onto your location.
Look at Raul Moat, he had the SAS and RAF hunting him down for shooting a couple of cops. Even Dorner only had the SWAT start coming out for him.

lbc.co.uk/news/uk/britain-and-france-vow-to-stamp-out-evil-onli/

Well fuck,shes still at it.

Reminding people that the Manchester bomber was an MI6 asset is evil.

Yvette Cooper just talked her way back onto the list. Blairites seriously don't have their fucking finger on the pulse at all. I know Corbyn abstained on the snooper's charter but I'm pretty sure he just has no idea what it does in practice. He'll probably be against that sort of thing now that he's seen how much the internet can help politics. Will definitely see if I can get someone's ear inside the Labour Party and put a stop to this nonsense.

sky news press preview interrupted so they can stroke a cat outside downing street. mirror editor: "have i walked onto springwatch?"

An excellent programme by RT on the looming privatization of the NHS.

Highly recommended to anybody interested in UK politics and global neoliberal tactics.

rt.com/shows/renegade-inc/391899-nhs-healthcare-system-uk/

so assuming corbyn becomes pm some time in the next two years, what actually happens?
better public services and such, obviously, but i feel like the repercussions from something like that will change the world in ways we can't even imagine

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Yeah I'm starting to suspect things will get hairy and not because of Corbyn's incompetence, but due to outside forces. I think Momentum could turn into a genuine radical movement if the EU and USA started doing fucky stuff with us. Either way, we've been given an opportunity to stand up for ourselves instead of blindly lashing out and we should only step up our efforts.

What a faggot.

Not saying he can't but if so they have to the best exes ever which I don't doubt

ALL POWER TO THE SOVIETS

i think the uk is too powerful a country to be fucked with honestly. that's why this is so important

CIA interfered in French elections because Obreezy told them to. What makes UK so special?

I just hope the security services don't go full retard and side with American/Euro/neoliberal interests over the British public. The problem with these people being so secretive is you never know which side their bread is buttered. Their actions will likely define what happens to Britain.

Security services would most definitely side with Americans and neoliberals.

They'd rapidly become universally unpopular trying to put down whatever youth movement is going to emerge from their meddling. I'd sooner have civil war than let those spivvy meddling fucks who aren't even that competent dictate how we live. Fuck the Anglo axis, fuck the five eyes, fuck the EU, fuck NATO and fuck neoliberalism. We're coming bucko!

thelondoneveningpost.com/british-army-planned-military-coup-against-wilsons-govt/

They almost did it to Wilson.

lmao what planet are you living on

the security services don't give a single fuck about the british public are you mad

Yeah, an "unnamed source" also told the Times that he was a general and would coup Corbyn. Bring it on tbh, I'll make Guevara look like a fucking boy scout.


I've just never managed to actually understand what the point of them is outside of being a good device for rhetoric. What the fuck is their end game?

Neocons and neolibs are pretty much the same thing these days, aren't they? Or rather, they're complementary in putting up a mock-democracy.

Worthless titles for fake ideologies. A plutocrat is a plutocrat is a plutocrat.

Never been too certain on what a neocon was, but I am pretty sure neocons are neoliberals, it's just that Americans get mixed up because they see politics as cons v libs, when really the cons are actually libs too. This picture will explain.

Also tell me what the fuck a neocon is. Thanks to memes I know it's like Republicans that were Trots and love invading shit, but that's all I got.

Neo-cons are Democrats that didn't like how Democrats were against war in Iraq. So, neolibs + jingoism.

Surely that can't be it. I refuse to believe that even American politics is so fucking vapid. Isn't it a much older label?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoconservatism

Nope, they're just warmongering DINOs.

Holy fuck, I thought it was far more complex. What a fucking joke the Americans are. That's pathetic.

If I knew this in 2015 I would have had far more faith in British politics. What the fuck burgers?

Being a burger is suffering.

what

It does have Trotskyism at its roots tho. New Left guys got drilled into their heads so much that he USSR was a degenerated workers' state and evil and shit, they ended up concluding that, regardless of the merits of socialism, the USA was a lesser evil than USSR. From there to conservatism was just a step. The "neo" owes to their acceptance of more progressive social policy, like welfare state, civil rights etc. They didn't have much of an economic doctrine tho.

Neoliberals, on the other hand, are just old economic liberals, turbocharged. They're all about upwards wealth transfer and generally licking Porky's dick. They don't much care for other areas of governance, tho they put on the token effort into socially liberal causes.

Put the two together and you have one fully formed ideology, that is basically capitalist praxis.

smuggest man in britain?

Thanks for the rundown fam.

Wouldn't blame him. He grabbed a fizzy apple drink and a vegetarian kebab from the local takeaway after the elections. How the fuck did he end up in politics? I know it was to make the world better, but it's a one in a million personality.

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My Immortal is one of greatest fan fictions of all time though.

hmm that's some spooky shit fam

yeah you can tell it was made my a butthurt scot but i dont care about that either way so eh

self interest is literally the opposite of a spook

Rowling is a complete sack of shit tbh. I hate her guts.

your argument is also a spook

He's coming buckos

So much for free speech.

So scary, what's he gonna do? Cry about feminism some more?

Corbyn is the anti-Hillary though.

Well imagine my shock.

One reason why Gove is in Murdoch's pocket:
Gove once sang Murdoch's praises in a 1999 Times column as "the greatest godfather of mischief in print" who possesses "18th-century pamphleteering vigour". He wrote that Murdoch "encourages … free thinking. His newspapers … are driven by public demand and the creativity of chaotic, cock-snooking, individuals."
Murdoch in turn was kind to his former employee. When Gove first arrived at Westminster in 2005 as a backbench MP, the Times topped up his salary with a £60,000-a-year column. His wife still works for the paper.
Murdoch's publishing arm, HarperCollins, also gave Gove a book advance in 2004, when he was first selected for the safe Conservative seat of Surrey Heath. It was for a history of an obscure 18th-century politician, Viscount Bolingbroke.
Puzzlingly, the book was never delivered. HarperCollins refuses to disclose the size of the advance and its size is not specified in Gove's register of financial interests. Asked if his advance should be returned eight years later, HarperCollins says Gove "is still committed to writing a book on Bolingbroke but obviously his ministerial duties come first for now". Gove will not comment.
theguardian.com/politics/2012/feb/26/schools-crusade-gove-murdoch
Wonder how big that advance was and what Gove would do to not have to give it back!

What could go wrong

The fact that all these retards can't see the similarities between the UK and US elections but in the other direction proves just how shallow their worldview and understanding of politics is.

youtube.com/watch?v=ORXmE5_kkbQ
Found this there too, somebody please chop it up into three bits.

Did she seriously say that?

Little late for that now, isn't it?

Latest Chapo episode on Corbyn

soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-116-jezz-in-my-pants-61217

>tfw you actually agree with the basic statement "politicians spend too much time worrying about the uninformed opinion of the masses", but broaden that to include newspaper journalists and basically just want them to go full Bancor at the nosecone of a nuclear warhead.

Centrists pretending their opinions are informed are the kind of thing that creates unironic pol potists. It's better to be completely uninformed than to be so horrifically wrong.

The weirdest thing is that they're all "There is no conspiracy, everything is out of control" types when normal people start suggesting one happens (Obviously when things don't go their way, Russia hacked it…), yet they somehow assume that we've gotten where we are through some evolutionary system of merit instead of through a series of historical bungles, minor conspiracies, electoral triangulation and unintended consequences. It's like finding a plane crumpled up from a hard landing and assuming that instead of repairing it, we've just got to keep going because someone would have repaired it if the tail hanging off and scraping the ground was a serious issue.

Except the plane is also about to fly into the sun and melt. And flood. And the wings have severe metal fatigue. And everyone has so much debt that they can't afford to fly on it, but also can't afford not to fly on it. And the seats were removed for some reason.

So much for being the new punk

pants-shitting fear smells so good

Oh shit guys the jig is up, now we'll never get to establish a one world government, levy taxes on every human being and enthrone the Antichrist as leader of the world.

I absolutely am afraid of global warming. We don't need it to fuel revolution, we have enough cause.

Hopefully god does take care of it.

Stop worrying user, that graph is bonafide. The Y axis reads "warmer" and "colder", it's as legit as it gets.

pretty sure I know 4 people in my age group IRL who know who PJW is

Neolibs, as your capped quote says are based around:

Neocons, on the other hand are distinct for:

While the two obviously aren't mutually exclusive (I can not recall any neocons that are not also neolibs), they are not mutually inclusive (many ALP members are putatively anti-neocon neolibs).


Agreed, "representative politicians shouldn't just be vacuous conduits of public whim" is exceptionally rich coming from a "center-'leftist'", considering that Blair's New Labor, Clinton's New Democrats, and their ilk, were all obsessed with the contradictory expressions of opinion-polling and focus groups to the point of their own ruin:
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00gj4k1

so did tony blair iirc

i'm pretty sure labour always said they were socialists, even at their most neoliberal

cnbc.com/2017/06/12/nigel-farage-to-gain-brexit-role-under-dup-conservative-deal--reports.html

They really really want to lose power, don't they?
The way they transformed a clear majority to this shit show isn't explainable with
incompetence anymore. They seem to actively do everything for Labour to come to power
over the next 4 years to later blame them for the inevitable negative fallout from Brexit.

>youtube.com/watch?v=gI7YHZVc7mM

Such a great thing to start on.

Neolibs have this too.
It should be said that freer migration is a recent development. They used to just want capital and commodities to go around freely. In the last decade or decade and a half, Europe's population would start decreasing so they had to bring people in, plus they realized they could have cheaper labor and make worker organization more difficult.

I never listened to Chapo, can I start here? Didn't they done some episodes about him before?

It's a mix. There's in-jokes and stuff, but you that's just something you grow into it. There was a lot of references to the jokes they made on twitter when they started out, and I knew nothing about that when I first started listening.
From what I remember in this ep, they reference:

This would work alright as a starting ep since it seems to tease at the direction the show will go from here, but the episode I always recommend as a first is Uber for Ubermenschen, since it's isolated from the flow of news, has a larger than average quantity of great material to riff on, and is still politically incisive.

soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-42-uber-for-ubermenschen-feat-nkulw-and-edzitron-91816

Neolibs, per rhetoric, are either ambivalent about wealthfare, or openly hostile to any kind of public spending/revenue/debt (though even these typically have a mysterious preference for progressive spending/taxes to be gutted first, and remain silent about wealthfare unless specifically called out).

I don't know about Europe, but here in the US, mass immigration was one of the first things neolibs did (clear back in 1965, though the numbers didn't surge insanely until the '70s) alongside eliminating tariffs. Similarly, the very first manifestos and statements from neolib orgs like the "Libertarian" Party and CATO Institute had free migration as one of their policies.

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The positions of neo-cons and neo-libs are complementary and largely espoused by the same people, but the implications of the terms are different. Neo-liberalism is about economic policy - i.e. support for privatization and unregulated globalist market. Neo-conservatism is about diplomatic and security policy - i.e. support for a strong state, imperialism, interventionism and unrestricted use of military and police (against enemies of the aforementioned market, of course).

After listening to this one it sounds like a pretty decent intro episode

How though? Some young people turned agains't Hillary because she was the definition of an establishment candidate. Shilled in any way possible whereas Trump sold himself as "anti-establishment". May is basically the establishment here so he'd have to change his entire point of view and any "strategy" he might have. Also I doubt you could topple this kinda support with some half arsed tweets and think-pieces on infowars.

I think PJW is especially hilarious since I'm pretty sure even within the alt-right bubble his influence is way overstated by him. He probably doesn't even crack the top 10 for them and definitely not the top 5.

I don't know much about him to be honest be it just seems like he's piggybacking off the popularity of Alex Jones.

I mean the entire "blown up face, weird subtitles thing" about him was started by 4/pol/ : even they think he is a knob.

I love Matt's English accent.

Attention seeking at its finest

Part of his boost is from people being sick of obvious media slanders too. He's too dumb to realize he's just throwing fuel on the fire.

USI at it's best.

I guess but his only recent adversarial response of Corbyn only shows he is not the watchdog of the right but an attackdog against the left

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heh

how does bankrupting yourself further your national interests

Fuck, I wish…

reminder that new countries have no legal obligation to take on debt run up by their predecessor states.

Also how can one person be so politically illiterate to actually think this?

Inb4 Comrade Corbyn bankrupts the country, starts a revolution and forms the Union of Britain.

Corbyn will make Stalin look like an anarchist

Get the aloe vera out

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

reminder that scotland runs the biggest deficit in the eu

You Brits make me laugh sometimes

reminder that scotland doesn't run a deficit at all because it's not an independent country, that GERS figures are trash ( taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2017/03/16/on-scotland-data-data-denial-and-gers/ ), and that in any case deficit is a non-issue because you need to read steve keen.

oh, and it's the only part of the UK that runs a trade surplus :^)

scotland wants to use the euro and runs off english gibs
the budget deficit is an issue because eu rules
now fuck off you patronising wanker

jesus fucking christ you'd think after like a million years of people wanking over this issue everyone would understand the state of play.
literally nobody wants to use the euro.

no you don't, you have to agree to do so in future, which in practice means "never" for a hypothetical Scotland and a modern Sweden.

now drink petrol you fucking moron. jesus fucking christ you've actually surprised me, even a hung parliament was on the periphery of my expectations, but fuck me i thought literally fucking everyone would have a clue about this by now.

snp fags have suggested they would when george osborne said they couldn't use the pound if they left the uk
i don't remember saying this but nice try dickhead

ah yes, when they said "we'll just use the pound lmao you can't stop us" in the campaign what they really meant was "well then, we'll just use the euro"

thank god we've got a fucking mindreader.

i prefer to lock escape-hatches before they're accessed.

so when england replied "yes we can" they really meant "no we can't"
thank god we've got a fucking mindreader

Ok?

You can use whatever currency you want, it's literally impossible to stop a country from doing so.

literally never happened.
because you can't actually do it without literally invading Scotland, at which point you've pissed all over the Edinburgh agreement. Even then you'd be stopping it by bringing Scotland back into the UK, instead of preventing use of sterling.

in a world of freely convertible currency, you're powerless to intervene.

Not bongistani, but more general question to both of you: If Jezza's PM, is Scotland going indie a net negative, or is the prospect of further Tory successors once the pendulum swings back in Westminster afterward sufficiently bad it's worth worth missing out?

Scotland is financially better off in the UK

Broadly vaguely net positive to Scotland in the long term and net irrelevance possibly-positive to the UK if it finally stops LARPing as a world power.

Fundamentally Scottish independence offers something the UK never can: The chance to be an irrelevant, peaceful country of 5 million people that literally nobody cares about but that's a nice enough place to live. United, the UK will never accept a role as a peaceful country of 60 million people less relevant than France or Germany but a nice enough place to live.

Though my own long term view is skewing towards emigrating either way. I'll come home to die.

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Corbyn, the early years.

mobile.twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/165958598244048896

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corbs bringing the banter in commons
streamable.com/a82fp

I genuinely want to break every single one of steve keen's fingers with my bare hands because you have been spamming his shit so much

I love you Brits

Corbyn game
corbynrun.com/

Based Jezza

about 90% of the time i'm just sending it to people who appear not to capitalist economies even on their own terms. maybe if more people (especially fucking Holla Forums) would read it then they'd ask less stupid questions, give less stupid examples, and generally speaking just make less stupid posts that need a quick-and-easy "fuck you, read a book dumbshit" reply.

also i've only been in like 4 threads for the past week and that number is on it's way down so you're really late on the bandwagon here.

Read Dilalgo

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Absolutely no fucks given

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god i love british wit

for any non-brits following this, before the queen's speech every year a fellow with a black rod (called blackrod) summons the house to attend to her. It has become tradition for dennis skinner to heckle blackrod everytime this happens
enjoy
youtube.com/watch?v=aMSCITZB7ws

Whats all this buzz about Yvette Cooper being tapped for a shadow cabinet job. Is Corbyn selling out?

Hope she doesn't get it. There's been some noise but it seems to be self generated from within the media bubble. She's getting fucking purged at the next GE anyway.

Fun fact he's the oldest MP in the commons

I think he's trying to look like he's "reaching out" and a unifying leader.
Don't worry, Stalin was nice sometimes too.

that was a really enjoyable episode.

His speech on the royal family is amazing

yeah
"prince philip could be running a kebab shop in north london"
lmao

any decent UK/non american podcasts?

Love it

Well it's done by Americans but Radio War Nerd spans global conflict and is an insta-recommend for everyone imo.

podcast.novaramedia.com/

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If you like War Nerd, a more erudite accompaniment is Caspian Report. It's like if Fareed Zakariah wasn't an imperialist dupe.

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BUT MUH BASIC ECONMICS!

Interesting that the class divide has almost disappeared. ABC1 practically the same as C2DE.

Rich stupid people are just as susceptible to propaganda as poor stupid people.

Corbyn with the bants, just rubbing it in May's face. This is priceless

Fucking brilliant.

Youth turnout up from 36%.

Wrong image, great accident though

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I'm pretty surprised at that. I'm not from the UK, but I was under the impression that the Mirror was the Left newspaper and the Guardian was much more (neo)liberal. Of course, this is readership, not politics of the actual newspaper, and given The Guardian's social media presence and The Mirror's terrible website, I wonder if The Guardian has a younger readership.

a week ago could you imagine

Nah the guardian are soc libs and soc dems that go with labour because the lib dems went down the drain.

who'll be the next tory party leader?
bumbling boris or gove the gimp?

IT'S HAPPENING.

Jacob Rees-Mogg

There is an obscure lad called Graham Brady, leader of the back bench 1922 committee, who is a brexiteer, not sure what faction he aligns to.

The others are Gove &/or Boris (ideologically the same, if one stands the other won't).
Andrea Leadsom, basically right wing Corbyn in sense of relation to the rest of the party.
Stephen Crabb, Welsh, One Nation Tory, shockingly hyper christian though (Mike Pence levels if you get what I mean).
Michael Fallon, just because he is old school and may have some support. Really not a great crop tbh.

There's no way May is 'this' stupid.

she might not have any other options

I want to see boris fumbling at PMQ's
I want it so much

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I don't know where it is, but there was an article somewhere about how the Guardian was going directly against its own readership which is still lefty-ish, to the point that it was actually bad for business.

Is it nearly every article the guardian has published for years?

I think political content is more important for Guardian readers than for Mirror readers.


Kek

To me it's clear that the feminist/neoliberal clique have taken over the asylum at the Guardian from the old guard of lefties and they have to have the paper run accordingly, hence all the identity politics shit

They've run it into the fucking ground.

Jesus christ, this is truly brutal.

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CLAP

he's winning and he fucking knows it.

from BBC panorama

lol

The Brits lead the way into Capitalism. Will they lead the way into Socialism as well?

is this panaroma programme on youtube or a similar streaming site?

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youtube.com/watch?v=QKgBz1ELteI

thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=Hk7SMt30upk

Even Zizek is hyped

Osborne is has such a smug smile, thinking he destroyed Tory chances of winning.

that artist is fucking god-tier

Hell yeah my dude

that wanker was telling people to abstain when corbyn was an excellent accelerationist choice

imagine his hand making that noise while he spanks you

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Tbh I think we can be glad Corbyn didn't get a majority and thus have Labour's reputation
damaged by being responible for Brexit negotiations and their ineviteably desastrous outcome.
A bigger Tory majority would have been even more effective from an accelerationist's pov,
but would have likely costed Corbyn the party leadership.

As a French person this is the first time I envy you peoples and it make me fells terrible.

I'm tempted to learn how to draw just so I can do doujins of politicians.

Fuck you, that was a goddamn hilarious movie.


SO WHAT. IT WORKS, FUCKING WATCH IT AND ENJOY IT.

Didn't you get the memo? People consume media. Once you've watched something, that's it - it's consumed. "Copying" and "saving" are only for criminals.

I noticed this too and was going to complain, glad someone else did. Who the fuck doesn't like Super Troopers? Probably German.

What are you all getting excited about. He'll get in power, preside over Brexit and the inevitable crisis, the people will blame him and Labour and "socialism" for everything and the Tories will be in power for a generation.

Can someone make a version of this with Marx, Lenin, Corbyn and Mélenchon?

Pessimism is suicide.

that image is ironic right

I think it's a parody of this.
Still funny.

yes its based on this one

why do leftists like gaddafi anyway
he was friends with tony blair and admired third way ideology

holy fucking kek, this guy. I hope someone continues his tradition in the future.

I'm not sure what you mean. The highest leftist praise I've seen of Gaddafi was that he's not as bad as Israel/Saudi Arabia/most African dictators.

sluggerotoole.com/2017/06/10/our-friends-in-the-north-the-dup-and-the-tories-arent-ideologically-close/

sluggerotoole.com/2017/06/13/gerry-adams-lodges-a-cheap-10p-each-way-double-on-arlene-bringing-home-the-dup-bacon/

understanding of the DUP has been (understandably but unfortunately) superficial and cartoonish from non-NI left journalists so far.

Now britanons will know what it's like to be american.

The guy was a left-socdem, possibly closet socialist, who advocated UBI and criticized president Johnson's War on Poverty for not going far enough. He would rip Obama to shreds were he still alive.

This isn't what has happened though.

Because he was the closest of any world leader of being a perfect lead to a sitcom

Because he made Libya into a non shit nation which is more than the majority of African/Middle Eastern leaders. Granted it wasn't that great but better than the void left by his absence.

source me up fam

oops

where to?

wait

Good point point, comma

twitter.com/mamapie/status/874793313441861632
Grenfell Tower, Latimer, is on fire.

Does anyone have a source on Scottish Labor telling people to vote Tory?

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-to-tour-60-tory-marginal-seats-permanent-general-election-footing-plp_uk_59403012e4b09ad4fbe39a2f?pga

'warmer' 'cooler' wow the right wing is truly the side of science after all

When those shitlibs accuse Corbyn of being a leftist version of Trump, they kind of have a point. But not how they think

That isn't the mistake. "Arbitrary units" are a thing that gets used even in proper scientific papers. The mistake is that the graph shows temperature, not CO2 levels, and it probably doesn't even include data from the last ~100 years given how huge the x scale is.

Current temperatures are actually colder than they have been at various times in the past, but the CO2 levels have shot up far more rapidly than anything seen in the past. We know there's a causal link between greenhouse gases and temperature, so we can expect a similarly sharp rise in temperature in the coming years.

Art is suffering and disappointment.

But you're on leftypol so you're already halfway there.

Join us.

grenfellactiongroup.wordpress.com/2016/11/20/kctmo-playing-with-fire/


Holy shit. This is serious. I haven't found any official numbers, but word is a lot of people didn't make it out.

So should I channel my suffering into making fapworthy art

Nicholas Paget-Brown, Conservative Leader of the Council, Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea, since May 2013, seemed pretty keen not to give any answers as to whether he knew of any fires there previously and wouldn't answer where he was going when he left after dodging the question.

Tenement blazes are always messy. Fires are bad, they didn't invent the term "tenement blaze" because they were less dangerous. Surprised nobody picked up on it when I posted it, been watching it since.

Starting to suspect it will collapse. Knew dozens would be dead when it was just breaking out.

First story in Kemokko Lovers #4, it's on sadpanda.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenfell_Tower_fire
People are very likely going to prison for this. Maybe even an increase in unrest.

Or maybe neither will

Tower blaze stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

what is david mitchell politically, anyway?

wasn't the other peep show guy a hardcore blairite

Yeah maybe hand-out was not the right term. It would correct to say "upwards wealth transfer".

I do recall how the left used to crash every globalist meeting, and this thing about giving free transit to money but not to people was one of their big complaints. Pic related. Despite the spike from the fall of gommunism, mass immigration only became a policy at about 2009 in Germany.


Just seize the means you… you… DOUBLE MARXIST


I thought Zakariah was the most anodyne, the-truth-is-somewhere-in-the-middle shill ever.

Brit gommies have good taste in Oriental 2D fun.

That's kinda' what I meant. He's just a little too secure in his own impartiality to do any hard-hitting analysis, and far too often swallows "consensus" conclusions without seriously looking into them first.

Some comments I've gleaned from 4pol:
All the kitchens were adjacent to the outside wall of the building and a fridge exploded, the building was coated with flammable plastic to make it look nicer, to hide the fact it was a complete shithole, causing the outside to catch fire and shoot up the building. The only staircase in the centre of the building was also where the gas piping for the building was, and the fire alarm batteries didn't work.
Apparently all council properties have to have fire alarms wired to mains, but they could have been fried in power surges (which also caused a fire in 2013). Also possible because the fire was largely in one kitchen spreading out to the interior it didn't trigger the main fire alarms.
The fire drill in that building was to gather everyone AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Police/fire brigade did not go into building to evacuate anyone last night because of health and safety rules. (not sure about this, heard police were going into the building with battering rams at one point)
They will not go in there now because they think the structure might not be safe.
5:00a.m. MSM putout a message for people to tell anyone they were in communication with to self evacuate.
When people phoned fire brigade they were told it would be safe to stay inside. (not sure about this either)

The local councillor refused to say whether any concerns about this was raised, and when pressed on it he said he had to go, he was asked where he was going, stayed on the line quietly for a while, then just hung up.

Not to be insensitive or anything, but are there actual political ramifications to this story?

My guess is he's also a huge blairite. I know his peep show character is a tory though idk how much he wrote himself into the show.

Most likely, it sounds like the local Conservative councillor knew of the complaints and the landlords control over 10,000 properties. I expect some people are going to be very angry as more comes to light. It sounds like the entirety of the poorer parts of Kensington have been directly affected.

Reports are being confirmed of jumpers.

Should be a thread on its own, this one is for politics.

Is there a video of that? This should go viral and his head should roll.

His twitter is @NickPagetBrown1

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He was on Sky News, something like 5/6AM.

This is for brits, go talk about Chinese cartoon ladies in leftytrash.

See

There's some serious negligence on the part of the landlords. Reports of jumpers, screaming mothers and children trapped in the upper floors, it's a bloody nightmare. The details are very sensational, I expect this is going to be a Big Fucking Deal, and rouse up a lot of populist, anti-rentier/anti-capitalist sentiment.
It will take a day or so for the details to come out, and for the politicians to make of it what they will, but people are paying attention.

kill all landlords

10 O'clock Live is somehow the most liberal show around by both Holla Forums and Holla Forums standards.
They fucking thought the banks shouldn't have to give back their bonuses after the bailout, but hey, we brought out a fat rights advocate and George Galloway to a panel debate, so we're left now, even though we brought them out to be the extreme viewpoint that we mock!

Charlie Brooker gets out of the affair fairly unscathed though, he sticks to the same sort of media analysis that worked so well on all the Wipe series, and he was one of the first people to put in actual research time to expose Kony 2012 as bullshit.

While the hashtag is still trending everyone who has twitter should tweet about his negligence so more people pick up on it and pin it against his name.

what's charlie brooker's position anyway?

he seemed to like corbyn in the 2015 wipe, but was more negative in the 2016 one

i know his sister in law is a labour mp

Pretty sure he's one of those "I'd like him if he were electable" people. Not sure if he's said anything post-election.

Could someone post a comparison between votes and seats received?
Preferably in pie chart format

If anyone wants to grab the councillors phone call before it's lost to time, it's at three hours ago on this stream
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

It will be gone in an hour so get it while you can. Not sure how to do it myself.

As someone whose full name is William Dearlove Riley III but obviously has never been referred to as such in his real life, I can vaguely empathize.

youtube.com/watch?v=aMRWUu9WvyM

fucking hilarious lads

new frankie boyle btw

Was this the first ever episode of the program?

according to the youtube description

Sadiq Khan has been briefed to expect over 200 deaths.

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This is heartbreaking.

Where can you usually find out where these take place?

This post fucking aged well didn't it
grenfellactiongroup.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/scan.pdf

kensington & chelsea council is massively tory
this'll end well

fuck

the kctmo website is down
ddos's most likely

It's my personal opinion that suffering legitimately makes you a better artist. It doesn't bypass the work needed to succeed but makes it so you hate yourself enough to do it.

Is now really the fucking time?!

I don't think it's an attack, more likely a shitton of people trying to visit the site

I toy with new zealand even though it's neoliberal hell on a level Britain hasn't yet reached.
And occasionally Japan, but that's just because I pretend I want to learn Japanese. (I'm not even a weeb, it's a really weird thing.) And would certainly be a more mid-term emigration.

I think it's because NZ is close enough to home to be a low-risk option (Australia would be similar if it wasn't full of all the creatures god created to throw Tony Blair into a pit-of when he's in hell.), while Japan is the most radically out-there country that won't have an unreasonable risk of getting me killed.

Though IIRC NZ are real bastards when it comes to immigration, buying into the skills shortage meme. Didn't really make a proper look at the options available, though.


Loaded for me now.

I get the feeling he wanted to reply to but was so mad he clicked the wrong post.

John Major urges Theresa May to pull out of DUP deal over risk of violence returning to Northern Ireland

"

John Major has urged Theresa May to pull out of a deal for the Democratic Unionist Party to prop her up in power, warning it risks a return of violence in Northern Ireland.

In a dramatic intervention, the former Conservative prime minister warned the peace process is “fragile” and could fall part if the British government is no longer seen as “impartial”.

“People shouldn’t regard it as a given. It’s not certain, it’s under stress, it’s fragile,” Sir John said."

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-john-major-theresa-may-conservatives-dup-deal-violence-northern-ireland-a7787681.html

"A little charm and a lot less cheap rhetoric would do much to protect the interests of the United Kingdom"
– John Major

thelondoneconomic.com/news/corbyn-tried-pass-law-make-homes-safe-last-year-conservatives-rejected/14/06/

You think Corbyn will bring this up at PMQs?

pmq's today as well
should be fun

No way, it's too soon and he's not the type to be this rash about a recent tragedy.

I figured that after I typed it. Maybe next week when it has all settled a bit.

Safe bet is to wait for someone else to bring it up to say something, otherwise at least a week like you said

New Zealand is being promoted as a revolution bunker for the bourgeois. Peter Thiel bought his citizenship last year by providing software which made sorting through internet surveillance easier.

Joke's on the bourgeoisie, now they're stuck in New Zealand, land of Palmerston North and not much else.

I'm seeing lots of political posts around this already.

mobile.twitter.com/rey_z/status/874940834906558464

Has anyone else noticed or is it just me that many people in the Tory party seem to be saying Labour did well because they "bought" the young vote with the scrap of tuition fees. I know that this is simply not true and nearly all young people, of which I am, would have voted Labour regardless of tuition fees. I feel like if they continue to think like this they are seriously undermining the left and are going to try to win back young people with bribes, hopefully mistakes like this will finish Tory rule come next election. (I predict a new help to buy like thing for young people next Tory manifesto) Now we just have to sit back and wait for the DUP shit to force another election

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Well it's a classic tory tactic really. Essentially calling lefties and young voters stupid because they don't understand "basic economics" because where on earth could all the money come from to pay for this stuff. When we all know that they know exactly where the money is and it's in their fucking pockets.

mobile.twitter.com/owenjbennett/status/874951571750227968

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Oh wow young people are voting for the people that don't want them to be in debt until they're 50?

What a fucking holodomor!

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Next episode is on Friday. It will be fucking glorious.
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08tpkbm

Is Dennis Skinner /ourguy/?

lel

Would be the brightest timeline.

it did, just swap 'Labour' for 'Tories' and 'IRA' for 'RHD'.

Didn't the DUP take their seats before the election though? Less dramatic then.

Reports that the SDLP, SF, UUP and Alliance are all sending representatives to downing street to talk to May about the NI deal. I imagine they will beg her not to do it: for the sake of Stormont.

Lmao

Nothing can happen in Britain without there having to be someone to blame for it, heads must roll, for we cannot handle tragedy.

This isn't like spree murderers or something, where no matter what you do somebody can still just go nuts and kill people.

There was intentional misconduct all down the line: Bad regulations, bad design, bad construction, bad emergency procedures, insufficient maintainance, and emergency/inspection services stripped to the bone. All counter to repeated pleas by reasonable people, all statistically predicted by the insurance industry.

All to fill porky's coffers with blood money.

this is negligent manslaughter at the very least and fuck heads rolling the management committee the conservative-led (four fifths) council and the cowboy builders should all be fed to the hungry animals at south lakes safari zoo

Is anyone else panicking that the up coming boundary changes will be in place before the next general election. It would favor the Torys to such an extent some people believe Labour could get 10% more of the vote and still not get a majority. Is there any hope that somehow this wont get though or will we be doomed for ever?

just stay calm and keep organising. the game is long and democratic bourgeois politics is only one dimension of it.

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Hang the builders, hang the construction firm, hang the council, hang the tories for not funding supersonic fire trucks that are at the scene in 5 seconds, dig up and hang Harold Wilson's corpse for spearheading the building of tower blocks.

I think superstition should make a come back; spirits, bad omens, god and other beings that cannot be put on trial certainly served a purpose in the order of things.


This is the sort of leftism that is the inevitable product of the welfare state. There is no tragedy, there is only fault, fault that is to blame to make gain.

But that's the point. There IS fault and it led to people dying. It's not a product of the "welfare state", it's a product of fucking reality.

ur a useless fuckin moron and a blowhard. when there's organised groups of individuals taking responsibility for building homes and they have the knowledge and power to avoid smth disastrous happening (not that difficult) and they deliberately DON'T avoid that for selfish reasons and they deliberately ignore YEARS of panicked reminders then there is fucking fault and blame.
you stick your fingers in your ears and blame the left for wanting truth all you like. 'tragedy' is not a bunch of cunts building a death-house for the undesirable classes.

interview with council member on radio 5: "what would you say to residents of other similar tower blocks in the area?" "we want to avoid scaremongering. yes many of those blocks have designs similar to greenfell tower. but there are also many that don't."

There is no thing as unproductive as reality; it is inanimate and mute, completely reliant on those who shape it. This fire was a reality, yet nobody here is proposing to hang reality and install a new one (not yet).

This attitude that holds that everything needs to be managed, that every tragedy is a fault, certainly is a product of the welfare state. The places in which it can be encountered are all (northern European) welfare states. This is not without it merits, these places are the most well-managed in the world, but to give in to it's incremental nature results in exactly the thing that Holla Forums fears so much when it comes to crime, then a robbery in a back alley is not the fault of the councilor who didn't place a camera at the spot.

These tower blocks were a vast improvement to the slums they replaced. At least read up on their history before jumping on the bandwagon of the demonization of the council estate.

oh they were an improvement on slums then? much apologies, carry on.

The slums that haven't burst into flames before?

Oh, nevermind, I didn't realize I was speaking with a retard. Disregard that last post.

You can hang institutions, you know.
Abolish the kind of intermediary-management organisation that was running the flat and
IGNORING THE PEOPLE LITERALLY SAYING "THIS THING IS A HUGE FUCKING FIRE HAZARD AND YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO LISTEN WHEN IT BURNS DOWN"

Also hang the councillor because he's a Tory. Hang all the Tories. See, that was a good ancillary part of superstition - a someone is annoying you? Yeah, I saw him burn a bible while praying to the devil…


You didn't happen to work for Douglas Aircraft at any point, did you?
Replacing the cargo door would be expensive, and we're not sure whether it's us or Convair who'll take the blame… The failure is just a reality. Might as well sit back and do nothing about it rather than rectify the issue.
bang
Well everyone got out okay, no worries.
bang
At least they were only Turks.


You can be a massive tower block lover (I am) and still see something was well out of order here. Particularly if it turns out the renovation project exacerbated the fire.

Actually I was lying, the tower blocks with their running water, indoor toilets, bathrooms and electricity that were a new, welcomed luxury to the people who lived in them were not build in good will at all. The Wilson government build them as candy houses to lure in trusting proles so that they could be burned in giant incinerators.


It's not the fact that something wasn't in order, it's the mentality whose pavlovian first response is to put heads on pikes.

Fault-based legalistic solutions are ancient and found in every society. The precede your notion of "welfare state"

I wasn't talking about law, I was talking about attitude. Though you are correct that law, such as the American laws that allow a gas station to be sued for thousands of dollars in damages for the emotional distress suffered due to a cash register being too high, also to contribute to said attitude.

of course its the fact that smth wasnt in order. people who should have put it in order didnt, and thats why heads are forfeit.
you're all over the place here and basically arguing with voices in ur own head - no one is arguing that criminal negligence began in the 70s.

Who exactly? This is another demonstration of said attitude, the faceless corpse already hangs, sticking a face to it is a later concern.

you stick your fingers in your ears and blame the left for wanting truth all you like. 'tragedy' is not a bunch of cunts building a death-house for the undesirable classes.

My attitude is that you should have died in the fire.

u wot m8

Sure thing, Heinrich Kramer.

Those don't have to be literal heads, though. You can just abolish institutions. (Though if we could also end political careers, that would be a nice bonus.)


There's basically nothing wrong with this, though. The individual must always have the whip-hand over the private sector. (I would, of course, muh privilege the public sector…)

You seem to be taking two different and confusing approaches, the seemingly reasonable "We don't need to pin it all on one man or a few men and hang them" position and then some sort of "Well it was just a freak accident hope it doesn't happen again nobody saw it coming and nothing should change" position, which is an insane response to an accident. "Let's learn nothing."

names and details arent difficult to find. eg: siobhan rumble, TMO Neighbourhood Manager at Lancaster West, ignored concerns from 2013 onward
linkedin.com/in/siobhan-rumble-6669412a/?ppe=1
would hazard a guess that maintenance refurbishment and repair (or lack of them) since the day it was first built might be smth to do with this.

the argument was that tragedy is smth you cant hold people responsible for. this is a cheap seedy crime with obvious perpetrators and banging on about it being a 'tragedy' like a blowhard or some handwringing aunt from a wodehouse novel, as if its some inexplicable aspect of reality that just happens every now and then, is absurd.

Welp

Why is being the leader of a political party in Britain so unpopular? They just drop like flies.

they gotta find a lib dem leader who can stomach going back into coalition with the tories

For what purpose?

christian stuff it seems

As a burger, I always had the impression the LDs were specifically founded to be further left than Labor. I was absolutely astounded when I heard they did that, since then, I've been even more amazed that the LD's voters didn't dissolve the entire party.

It would be like if our American Green party had a substantial presence in congress, but suddenly all of their elected representatives started voting in lockstep with the Republicans on all the typical slimy Republican pork, while the Democrats continued on as always.

LDs were founded to be more moderate than Labour. They only drifted left of Labour for a brief period in the 2000s because Blair had gone far right enough to make Richard Nixon look like a hippie.

They used to be just the Liberal party, but then merged with the Social Democrat party, a short lived group founded by four ministers who quit Labour for being too left.

Even Holla Forums is not safe from burgers' ignorance

Fuck me this man knows how to hype you up

Lol Farron resigned.

No, I've heard of the UK Greens, it's just everything I've heard about them indicates they're irredeemably SJW shit to an extent unmatched by any other "leftist" party.

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mate my seat went from a ~500 labour majority to a ~10,000 labour majority

What's with the sudden influx of butthurt burgers?

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Hopefully this crashes the Lib-Dems and Labour pick up some seats from them in the process

the uk green leader is a qt though

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Does Zizek's shirt say 'Daddy'?

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Is that the flag for the upcoming Scot-Syrian Union?

Shadow Cabinet Reshuffled lads!

could really have done with a labour government lads

soon, comrade
this coalition won't last long

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/14/corbyn-reshuffle-owen-smith-joins-shadow-cabinet

Life comes at you fast.

should be purged tbh

ah Comrade Corbyn playing 14d chess setting owen smith up to be martyred in the new troubles

pretty nice timeline actually

Red Ed should come back tbh

last? for there to be a last, there has to be a first.

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fuck

Bullshit.

Seriously though, good on him. People can have spooked beliefs between the privacy of their own ears, they just shouldn't be in charge.

He is purposefully trying to fuck this up or what?

arm john macdonnel

Fucking based

IT'S TIME TO PARTY LIKE ITS THE 60s!

He's taking advantage of the Tories fucking everything up so bad to let the mask slip just a little

Fuck off KCTMO.

John "Unlubed Entryist" McDonnell

They brief for maximum to be expected this doesn't mean 200 people will or have died

Is it time?

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(checked)
He will burn the British state.

Fuck up the British state?

I sure hope so.

Quads of absolute truth.
Imagine if this actually starts a revolution and all the nay sayers on Leftypol claiming Corbyn was only a reformist get btfo'd.
After all; Marx did predict that socialism would first develop in Britain.

The only problem with this is that normies absolutely hate being disrupted in their ordinary lives. This will quickly erode any goodwill they had to Corbyn during the election period.

Fuck them, if they're so butthurt after years of wage declines, rent hikes, service cuts, and more recently three terror attacks and a tenement blaze - they need a smack.

I laughed, really loud, for like half a minute. I just thought you ought to know. I really needed that after this fire shit.

While everyone is distracted by the DUP, Theresa May is launching ‘extreme’ internet plans

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-regulation-distraction-fragile-government-majority-coalition-activists-open-a7787661.html

The government could push through extreme internet regulation while people are distracted by the current political situation, according to activists.

Theresa May might use her wide-ranging plans for technology – which includes weakening security and increasing censorship – as a way of restoring some of "image as a tough leader", the Open Rights Group has warned. The prime minister might look to automatically censor the internet, for instance, and weaken security in a way that "could put all of us at a great risk of crime", it said.

Despite failing to win a majority at the recent election, Ms May has suggested that she will keep going with her extreme plans. And she might do so specifically because the government's majority is "fragile", he said.

Such decisions would help make Ms May look strong and serve as a distraction from the current political situation, including the lack of a majority in parliament and the Brexit negotiations. But they might serve only to put people in danger, he said.

“To push on with these extreme proposals for Internet clampdowns would appear to be a distraction from the current political situation and from effective measures against terror," said Jim Killock, Open Rights Group's executive director.

Congratulations, you just banned yourself.

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"Long live the socialist internet revolution!"

Cory Doctorow did a huge cry about May's plans, and the irony is that this is exactly the kind of thing his socjus buddies have been calling for: a safespace. One so comprehensive it includes the entire fucking country.

We fucking told you, Cory.

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Ee finks aow shoht men sit on veir lauruws aow day.
He thinks all short men sit on their laurels all day.

Any goins ons with the Con/DUP thing?

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/14/tory-dup-deal-announcement-put-on-hold-due-to-london-blaze

Looks like May didn't want to do a deal while the people she helped kill with her negligence and austerity are still smoldering

Oh how thoughtful truly a woman of the people that one is.

pls

Stella is my local MP and I'm shadowing her for work shadowing like next week, I'm having to turn down the commie to not piss anyone off. I'll let you lot know how it goes

mcdonnell is so great

is he the furthest left mp?

Has anybody made an "IAN PAISELY IS NAZBOL" pic yet?

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wew

Theres a post on that subreddit made buy a lefty complaining about the advert and calling them cunts and its go more votes than any other post on the first page.
Also the top post by a rightist is basically saying that calling people you disagree with cunts is wrong. When did this become such a popular opinion to have?

Liberalism has made actual political disagreement 'rude', when people don't treat it seriously it's even easier for porky to get one over on us.

Also I was refreshing to get the ad again to look at it, wtf is with the ads today. whut r u doin ms may.

Neat. The right are scared. I hope their advertisment works, the more reddit liberals that recognize and openly identify as right wing, the more clear leftist messaging will become.

May's approval ratings are going down the shitter.

And Corbyn's is rising almost as quickly.

lllllets GO

When Corbyn gets to 70%-20% thats when we take to the streets right?

We will march upon the Houses of Parliament, the Tories inside trembling in their seats. The doors barged down as the gallows are erected on the shores of the Thames. As May ascends the steps to her fate she shall hear the chants one last time

The Economic Myths of UK's 2017 General Election

youtube.com/watch?v=bqup9sVP9e0

Sounds Keynesian TBH

Hiding her powerlevel

Still, she doesn't drop some of the most hardcore Keynesian redpills I'm sure she knows. Things like the fact that currency issuance is the only actual form of taxation under fiat money. Or the fact that investors now want sovereign debt bonds from 1st-world global powers like the UK so much, that they'll still buy them at negative real or absolute (WORSE THAN CASH) interest rates, literally free money in other words.

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it begins
twitter.com/davidlammy/status/875357553110257664

When is the IRA gonna do an armed coup?

Based Labour MP

Porkies in the replies reeeeing like fuck

but i werkt hard 4 it

dum prol

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GOMMUNIST HABBENING

We're baaack! And this time, there are no monarchs to give fascies boosties.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/grenfell-tower-fire-corporate-manslaughter-arrests-david-lammy-mp-labour-london-kensington-a7790911.html
Guy's based

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Good God that comment section

fucking lost

Well, at least they tried something new.

Nice. The sooner they recognize the global civil war that is going on, the better

give this man a cabinet position

>jacobinmag.com/2017/06/corbyn-labour-leadership-plp-lansman-watson

my right to private property > your right to shelter

fucking proles

This man is your friend.
He fights for freedom.

I died

kek

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what the fuck has happened over the last few weeks?

it's like the we became a different country overnight

the russians are fucking with us

Do not sexualise the McDonnell.

Perfect storm claiming dozens of lives implicating all Tory higher ups coupled with tightening of press laws around election time.

politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/jeremy-corbyn/news/86736/jeremy-corbyn-state-should-seize

FUCKING

HAPPENING

How can one man be so based?

JEZZA AND JOHN UNLEASHING THEIR POWER LEVELS AT ONCE AHHH

Spicy new meme lads

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Having a black minister gore Tory landlord would be the most deliciously triggering thing for cuckservatives and Holla Forumsyps alike but I repeat myself.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Can't access the page for some reason. Can I get a summary?

thats a cute edition of capital

corbyn says empty luxury properties should be seized for the survivors

different link m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_5942b29be4b01eab7a2c179f

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not jez but his brother iirc

averypublicsociologist.blogspot.co.uk/2017/06/the-grenfell-tragedy-is-class-war.html

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I love it when the Mirror goes full commie, but the headline and the photo sort of make it seem like the firefighter pictured is a crazed firebug, on his last stand against encroaching law enforcement.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workers'_Party_of_Ireland

yes they were a very serious organisation especially in the 80s who produced some high-quality analysis and committed some high-quality crime with superdollars, and even had a bit of media clout in the south. now they are a broken stalinist rump and a long-extinct eurocom faction

Writer of "the list" here - we need to draw up every Labour councillor and MP that had responsibility in Grenfell, I'm hearing Emma Dent Coad had some responsibility. Could anyone help?

that's cool too

Over in the Grenfell Tower thread we've got this dude openly calling for revolution:

This observation is immensely important, it should be tattooed on everyone's forehead. SJWs poisoned public discourse so much that dissent is bigotry (if conservatives had poisoned it, it would be treason). Victory in any topic belongs to he who affirms first, no matter how ridiculous the affirmation. All he has to do to win is keep tarring-and-feathering his opponents in a way related to the topic.

All glory to Commissar Lammy!

If Porky starts squealing so much, pay them with… whatever is the English term for the lowest possible appraisal of real estate.

Related.

ukpolitics is one of the most classcucked places imaginable

Do you have the link to that? I want to see if the replies are a dismal as that steaming shit pile.

Remember all the dipshits who said Corbyn was just a socdem and parliamentary politics was pointless? I told yall motherfuckers.

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Working class confidence has risen on the wave of a classical social democratic program by an unapologetically labor Labour Party. The festering leftcoms who are fast losing relevance and are bummed that their friends are jumping from their ideological ships can't understand this!

Just another lukewarm socdem measure, in all likelihood he's only talking about a temporary requisition. Get back to me when he starts advocating the distribution of arms and calling for the seizure of the means of production.

rt.com/viral/392523-shadwell-blaze-london-flat/

Blaze at 2nd London apartment block just days after Grenfell disaster

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theguardian.com/music/2017/jun/16/jeremy-corbyn-pyramid-stage-glastonbury-festival-2017

It's almost like he knows how to connect to the youth without being horrifically cringey or something.

uk politics seem lit right now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire

lol, he's right. They're a bunch of spivvy cucks
reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6hft3s/lots_of_homes_left_vacant_in_kensington_chelsea/

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6hfp1l/jeremy_corbyn_state_should_seize_luxury/

A. FUCKING. AMERICUNT!

hold my bread and watch this shit

forgot shitposting flag, fuck

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thatswhereyou'rewrongkiddo.jpeg

Someone on leddit pointed this out
gov.uk/government/publications/empty-dwelling-management-orders-guidance
WRONG. WRONG!

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twitter.com/KSUWABE/status/875254609995943936

I'm so glad I lived to see Japanese fan art of Lord Buckethead.

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It's like they are showing off how well they can balance on the fence.

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The people sat around me at work may be annoying but at least they're slightly class conscious. If they were not I'm not sure I could stand it.

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twitter.com/Survation/status/875662347880288257

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lmfao, just a week ago I'd have thunk 41 as an awful result for the SNP

in all likelyhood another election could actually see the SNP go below 20 seats thanks to voter fatigue (9th scottish election in 3 years) the corbyn surge sinking into the central belt and unionist voters perfecting the tactical vote.

I'm so fucking sick of how hostile scots seem to have become to national liberation. I know the SNP have become kinda shit lately but seriously how anybody can vote for the Scottish Tories or Scottish Labour just baffles me. At this time, I'm honestly at the stage where I'd rather the people of scotland figure out capitalism for themselves, even if the other choice was having the anglos impose socialism on us (though in reality its always the other way round).

Savage

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40298473
is this the beginning of the end of Tory rule. Just days after a general election, even before a queens speech and we have shit like this happening. I give may until nov/dec until she gives up and we have another general election

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At this point I count "Don't knows" as people who don't give a shit and will go with the flow, bolstering the majorities.

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here we… here we… here we fucking go

Best timeline.

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This meme is the most repetitive, and annoying. Just saw a thumbnail of a related vid with Corbyn and Chauves. Gee I wonder what copy-pasted non-arguments it has.

One of the worst things about leftypol is how all your humour is clearly derivative to the point where you can bring up the unedited original versions of the memes and compare them side by side to tell why the lefty version isn't funny.
Everybody here is clearly under the age of 27 and lives in the south, probably goes to uni or has gone to uni before.
Appropriating anime is funny though, lefties tend to overuse anime smugness to the point where is becomes unbearable, not just annoying.
In the last 6 months i've seen the amount of people using and referencing anime and videogames in their trolling account go up by a massive margin, and these people aren't typical chan users, they're insufferable lefty nihilists who download anime girls and random and constantly repost them without knowing the context behind the anime or the girl they are posting, which is the main give away.

a smug lefty will post a picture of rei and in the same thread post a picture of asuka, because they have never seen eva and don't know these two characters, only that they discovered chan shit in the last 2 years and they know it's what you're supposed to do to "fit in".

It's why leftypol will stay obscure and supported by the same 35 dramafags who thrive off of namefagging in the discord.

This place was created to be a counter to Holla Forums which is why it's filled to the brim with insufferable lefty faggots, the exact sort of people who'd make an entire board just to copy paste and slightly edit smug feelings.

It's clear as day that people who come here do so because they WANT to be smug about SOMETHING.
They see people in Holla Forums having things to be smug about and they think "boy, i sure would love an excuse to post some anime girls i know nothing about"

People can see through the shitty smoke screen you lot put up, you are not just "lefty anons", i haven't seen the phrase "lurk more" used here since it was made.

You also clearly have a large amount of /d/ users here, that should say everything.(GLAD YOU WON'T BE MISSING US)

i guess this means you have to lurk moar you autistic megafaggot

tl;dr

I have a theory.

I think the reason Holla Forums is always saying our memes aren't funny is because they're deeply offended by communism and instinctively get mad at anything to do with it.

new copypasta

nice

Friendly reminder leftypol is forced counter-counter culture and not organic in the slightest, it needs Holla Forums to survive otherwise your shitty copycat memes have no context.

As if that means anything, I bet you love hand holding you fucking degenerate

You are pretty much completely irrelevant in the eyes of /leftybrit/ - your autistic sperging would be better directing at the burgers.

kek, you cclearly don't know what the fucck your talking about
nobody fucking cares about the discord, and I dunno why anybody still hasn't filtered the tripfags

kek

Guaranteed replies.

I'm going to go to my WORKPLACE.

to do WORK which will improve my countries economy making our position stronger in brexit.

Meanwhile you lot keep the 50 (yous) a second up, if you were actually doing anything productive you wouldn't almost lose an election to basically a 1984 neo-con fascist.

Guys stop arguing about autism, Abi is going to the riot and I'm scared she'll get hurt ;_;

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40298473

Holy shit

Literally who?

Journalist

Working nights on a Friday? Sounds like a pretty shit job mate. I just got home from mine and am cracking open a cool beer after my chippy tea. I almost didn't want to give you a (You) but I'm feeling generous.

we're talking/watching it in the Grenfell Tower thread

If the EDL turn up they'll get fucking murdered.

It's 7 on a Friday night you ridiculous poser.

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It's gonna be 1936 all over again

Daily reminder that the EDL got escorted away in Liverpool to the Benny Hill theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=1RX43xpy90k

Does anyone know anything about the press gag on the Grenfell Tower death toll? Apparently the death toll number is rising rapidly after investigation and the Tories are shitting their trousers due to fears of rioting.
I've read on an American news site that the death toll was reported to have raised to 30 or something.
This country really scares me. Thank god Orwell isn't around to see it.

It must be soul destroying working Friday nights, I remember working in bars, taxi offices and factories at such hours, I pity you truly.

You are suffering and upon finding a community that wishes to liberate society from drudgery and barbarity, you incredulously seethe and chastise us for not being grateful for our chains.

I honestly wish you the best, and hope we both will live to see the day that we are free.

In connection the the Grenfell Tower fire do people in the area feel like full on riots are about to happen

Fascists/nazis/"right"wingers/patriots etc antagonise unions, what a surprise.

So much for "get a job hippy".

Honestly I feel like riots could spark over the country right now.

In 2 hours Frankie Boyle's going to be ripping the election on BBC2. Anyone got a globally accessible live feed? Anyone wanna do a livestream maybe?

It has officially risen to 30, but now the rumors are ~70 and or maybe even 100+

NewsAnon might be able to stream it on the leftypol stream, but I don't have the link so sorry fam I'm just going to watch it live on iplayer

It will easily go above 100.

The apartment block was 24 floors tall and the fire started on the 4th floor, spreading to the entire building within an hour.

Also, residents on the upper floors were advised to stay in their flats because supposedly the fire safety measures would ensure the fire would remained compartmentalised until firemen could rescue them.

This is going to be the scandal of our generation.

It's "funny" that out of "you can't just seize luxury homes like that", the part that gets everyone up in arms is "luxury".

It's simultaneously infuriating and depressing to realize that Corbyn would have won if only the election took place a couple of days later than it did.


Speaking of which, I'm still desperately looking for a number on how much of Venezuela's economy is in private hands. I'm quite sure it's well over 50%, but I need to be sure and have a source.


Hello, new pasta.


The 5k quid that shook the UK.

So educated and informed unlike the low information demographic that supports the capitalist swill that Holla Forums shills?

I'm actually 29, above median income etc, but it's astounding that you wrote this as though it's something to be proud of.

I live in Northern Ireland and I didn't go to university.

And I don't understand why Holla Forums uses "student" as an insult. As if your opponent being educated while you're not is some great trump card.

they have deluded themselves into believing that universities are full of marxist propaganda, propped up by the fact that most are too young to have been to a university

I met more right wingers than socialists at uni

What the fuck happened to this thread?

What do you mean?

Looks like a lot of the posts got wiped

Site's playing up. Posts are appearing and disappearing.

refresh the thread.

something happened at the backend that resent previously posted posts.

smug anime replies only pls

Dont fucking ban people for stupid posts like this you stupid fucking hotpocket. Save it for spammers and intentional thread derailment. Let the one off spergies do their thing, its funny.

I swear theres something about the youtube comments system that favours any far right shit.

Edgelords like being edgy and the best way to be edgy is to be far-right af

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Yeah, the constant increase of autism in the population.

youtube livestream chats are always edifying reading

I, too, love Chad Thundercock1488 telling me about why I should become a Nazi and why we should deport muslims

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I mean there was a literal guy called Chad Thundercock1488 in the Leaders' Debate (or something like that) chat saying this shit, although we definitely are chad hq

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I'm curious about who Labour would select as their Speaker? Would it be a memer or a lame blairite?

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sauce? asking for a friend

New Game myanimelist.net/anime/31953/New_Game

NICE DUBS

One of the worst things about capitalism is how all your value is clearly derivative to the point where you can bring up the unedited socialism versions of the means of production and compare them side by side to tell why the capitalism version isn't helping the proletariat.
Everybody here is clearly above the age of 55 and lives in gated communities, probably goes to golf or has gone to golf before.
Appropriating the media is funny though, capitalists tend to overuse media smugness to the point where is becomes unbearable, not just annoying.
In the last 6 months i've seen the amount of people using and referencing rightwing think-tank talking points in their trolling account go up by a massive margin, and these people aren't typical internet users, they're insufferable corporate shills who download corporate memos and constantly repost them without knowing the context behind the economics they are posting, which is the main give away.
a smug capitalist shill will post a picture of stock market growth and in the same thread post a picture of black crime statistics, because they have never seen a book and don't know shit, only that they discovered neoliberal shit in the last 2 years and they know it's what you're supposed to do to "fit in".
It's why capitalism will become obscure and supported by the same 35 oligarchs who thrive off of slavery in the third world.
This place was created to be a counter to Holla Forums which is why it's filled to the brim with insufferable shillbots, the exact sort of people who'd make an entire board just to copy paste and slightly edit porky propaganda.
It's clear as day that people who come here do so because they WANT to be smug about SOMETHING.
They see people in Holla Forums having things to be smug about and they think "boy, i sure would love an excuse to post some statistics i know nothing about"
People can see through the shitty smoke screen you lot put up, you are not just "hardworking anons", i haven't seen the phrase "muh trickledown" used here since it was made.
You also clearly have a large amount of Prager U users here, that should say everything.

Perfect.

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Dennis Skinner would be entertaining but I doubt he would want to do it. He could finally be on the other end of sending someone out.

I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULD'VE GONE TO GLASTONBURY, HOLY SHIT

twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/875753456170143745
twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/875375019949305856
honestly, looking at the way these people cling so hard to their property, it's not hard to see the need for gulags/NKVD

mobile.twitter.com/hrtbps/status/876025658161410049

(RT.com) Political Chameleon: Theresa May accused of stealing other parties' ideas
youtube.com/watch?v=1Is4X2AU_9k

the only silver lining is that we have a relatively left wing government in waiting

Reminder that every day not spent violently demanding the installation of a labour/Corbyn government is giving the capitalists another day to figure out ways to keep them out or thwart them once in.

Frankie Boyle's New World Order Episode 2: thepiratebay.org/torrent/17945493/Frankie_Boyle_s_New_World_Order_S01E02

webm related

It's no doubt sticking in their craw because they're poor and don't 'deserve' a luxury home (read: "better than what I got") because they obviously haven't worked "hard enough" to earn it

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when we were watching this my mates kept saying "haha, women are funny" and it was really fucking annoying t. blog

As far as beeb comedy goes those ones weren't too obnoxious - a bit wallflower-y, sure. It only gets really bad when they get random ethnics on Mock the Week who never appear again because they were so atrocious. Anyway good to see Frankie get work, think the current situation serves him very well.

Seeing Sanders and Jezza go around with these types is grand but I'm a bit worried as to who the fuck will replace them and keep the 'Owen Jones' archetype under a boot?

this is urgent

does anybody have that massive screenshot compilation of John McTernan being wrong about literally everything?

I can't find it here, have you tried the facebook group?

Forgot flag

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Lurk more, faggot. I tell Redditors that shit all the time, they just don't listen to me.

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electronicintifada.net/blogs/asa-winstanley/labours-israel-lobby-plans-relaunch-campaign-against-corbyn
I hope he has a plan next election to purge people like this

IIRC it was a gift from a woman he met while campaigning.

Corbyn confirmed having an affair with a women who's in the IRA and ISIS and who probably started the Grenfell fire. Her calling card? A red rose.

The evidence just keeps building.

We're going to lose our healthcare and the amount of dead bodies the tories have left in their wake is only set to increase, can't we just fucking revolt already. I hope you're trying to stay /fit/ comrades…

had a dream last night about the NHS being privatised
for some reason it was Cameron announcing it, not May though
if that ever happens, time to hit the streets

I unironically think some Tories will attempt to bring Cameron back. He's more popular among Tories than either May or Boris.

You realize the military already has plans in place to contain the reaction when they KNOW a government will do something drastic, right?

If that plan is half of the standing army joins the people then yea I guess they do.

youtu.be/SQGNhdNCfkw
THEY'RE GONNA CALL IN THE ARMY WHEN WE TAKE CONTROL
BUT THE TROOPS'LL BE MOVIN WITH THE TIMES

Plans fail

dubtrack thread:

post music and discuss theory

who's up next for the tories?

She will be couped. That's a sure thing.

Council ordered to handover to Red Cross.

What does that mean?

I'd give anything to see what it's like behind closed doors for them.

possibly this. it has happened before.

it means the council dont know their arse from their elbow and need proper disaster relief

yes, to be a fly on the wall

Burger here. How would May's replacement happen? Would she resign and be automatically replaced by a designated successor? Would she be forced out by Parliament? Do they need the DUP's help to replace her? DUP electing the prime minister sounds like bad times for Ireland.

David Davis

she would stand down, there would be a part time leader of the Tory's who would act as PM, normally a popular safe bet idk really who they would go for until the Torys do there leadership election, No one really "elects" the PM they are just the leader of the party in power

Also the reason why she hasn't gone yet is because there is no one really to be leader that a)Isn't hated by the public and b) isn't hated by the party. Some people have said David Davis or Ruth Davidson but I really doubt that either of them are up for it. Its going to be a few months of May acting as PM but with no real power both in her party or in Parliament, she will fall and we will have another General election soon enough

Then what's the legal mechanism for determining who is Prime Minister? Is it possible for the position to be left vacant?

The party who has the majority of MPs selects the Prime Minister from among themselves, if nobody has a majority like now, a coalition is formed and the largest party in that will select the prime minister. If May is forced out, the Conservative party will pick the new PM internally from one of their MPs. I don't know if they vote on it externally like Labour or if it's all backroom stuff.

Wagie, wagie, class cuck in tie, needs a buck to make it by.

Tory MPs vote for candidates and the two most popular ones get to be voted on by the party members.

can't believe this didn't get a (you). i hope u all got the invite to this~

Anyone got new screencaps of requisition classcuckery?

we're all asleep in dear old blighty

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-weakened-divided-tory-10639704

Corbyn writing in the Mirror

But then when is an election forced?

Prime ministers aren't elected by the voting public so it isn't. Elections can be forced by the PM calling one or by the Government losing a vote of no confidence.

If the House passes a motion of no confidence in the government then they have 14 days to win a vote of confidence otherwise the House is dissolved and an election takes place.

It's not another fucking snap election is it?

brits love their elections… i wouldnt mind more elections. lefties have been campaigning very well as of late.

that would be the result but the Tories with the DUP have the numbers to pass a motion of confidence. so the DUP can demand anything they want on threat of triggering another election (which would be a disaster for them atm). of course if they go too far they risk Tory MPs crossing the flaw.

Yeah we love going to the polls recently. Key word was snap though, see below.

Yeah I just don't want a snap election because of rules on purging the Labour party. They weaseled out of a purging last time due to the election being so soon.

Unfortunately with the DUP being loyal to the Tories until Corbyn is no longer leader there is not going to be a snap election.

Isnt there a prob with DUP and Sien Fien though? Are the Tories prepared to start more Troubles?

Sargon weighs in with his latest butthurt. Hot off the chopping block! Enjoy gents.

I hope he starts swinging below the belt with Grenfell. Would love to see the residents and aligned groups fuck him up for it.

SF won't even take up their seats as you know, the only problems it could cause is within the devolved government but that has already collapsed and since as the DUP are not going to be in a formal coalition I doubt it will cause any significant problems.

People are scare mongering claiming the troubles will start again.

Technically I think the Queen chooses someone to be the PM. In reality she has no say and its just the leader of the biggest party

does anyone know where he lives?

Somewhere in Swindon.

How rational

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TFW 2/3 of people polled in the UK support seizing the me— *requisitioning* private property to house Grenfell residents and /r/ukpolitics is B U T T H U R T

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Seems like that's not a problem anymore innit

I imagine there's lots of yelling, pounding on tables, and furtive, sweaty glances as everyone scrambles to make sure their ass is covered and that they won't be caught in the undertow when HMS May founders.

great article here on guardian & new labour:
middleeasteye.net/columns/the-guardian-elections-coverage-never-get-it-right-Jeremy-Corbyn-really-wrong-972873248
and ed moloney always has a good turn of phrase and a bit of insight on The Irish Question:
thebrokenelbow.com/2017/06/13/take-majors-warning-over-a-dup-may-deal-with-a-large-pinch-of-salt/

I honestly think that Britain is now the closest country on the planet to a socialist revolution. I know it's still got a way to go, but the level of class consciousness developing here, over the May government, the general election, this Grenfell tower fire… people are responding to these events with a class mentality for the first time in a long time. Corbyn has really set something off in people's minds. He's the political expression of the discontent that's been brewing in the British working class for some time. There are anti-May/DUP protests going on all over the country. People are taking to the streets. They don't have revolutionary demands just yet, but they almost do. The time is now, comrades…

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Jeremy Corbyn is amazing!

mobile.twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/876395680822173697

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This whole incident, while tragic, has been entryist heaven. Two thirds of the British populace support what he's saying; including 40% of Tories. Acquainting and normalizing the concept of expropriation is incredibly important for any future radical actions and Corbyn has seized the moment to normalize it completely.

My nigga Jezza is the true left wing hero we need

It's pretty much only the porkies and Holla Forumstarded ayncraps that support right-wing egonomix anymore. Worry about Tories becoming *Strasserites or Stalinists.

I'd eat my hat if they did.

Perhaps not the upper class tory, but the Tory voters who voted or at least considered voting UKIP are generally lower class and have no real interest in the party orthodoxy and vote Tory because of constant propaganda and conservative social values. Some went to Labour last election and more can if we can B R E A K T H E C O N D I T I O N I N G

It would be far from unprecedented

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Does anybody have a list of the programs like benefits street that are blatant propaganda and who is funding them? I got really sick if the anti-immigrant bollocks constantly being pushed but that's died down a bit, I think they realised how bad the racism was getting and got spooked a bit.

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

White guy drives van in to group of muslims and kill at least three people

Happening right now

Watch as the papers refuse to call this a terrorist attack despite that being exactly what it is.

But user, it's just the work of a madman :^)

I really hope this shit doesn't escalate. If they do pull some "its just a madman" shit I do think a lot of people will flip.

This is the world on idpol, holy fuck.

Source on it being anti-Muslim?

If so, London is fucking riot waiting to happen. Hope comrades start seizing homes if it comes to that.

Not happening, considering the recent events.

twitter.com/known_as_h/status/876584605276676097

This is the guy being arrested apparently

What recent events? If anything, Grenfell heightens the possibilities.

Hot summer m8s. Hope it goes our way.

If it's true Grenfell was disproportionately minorities including muslims then yeah this could definitely start up the rioting again, especially if this doesn't get enough coverage/retribution.

what a pussy

No offense, but that really isn't saying much right now.

On the other hand, it's obvious that Turkey will get its shit fucked up sooner rather than later, and if it happens via civil war, there's some chance the left could win. If it's an imperialist invasion foreign intervention, God knows what happens. Doubly so if the Syrian Civil War is still going on.


If only the election had happened some 3 days later, Corbyn would be PM by now.


Some of them don't care about their material condition as much as their social status. They'll always vote for whomever will sustain or install a hierarchy that favors what he considers be be "Us". And frankly, I don't think this is conditioning so much as pathological.


"I know what weapons WW3 will be fought with, and they are motorized vehicles." –Albert Einstein

why are 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧anglos🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 so fucking horrid?

so much for the anti-collectivist right

That is probably a burger.

This is your brain on fanaticism. Both ways. If not psychopathy.

+1
YT comment = Burger teen, 70% of the time.

WTF!? Turkey just had its biggest dissident faction expunged from politics in a honeypot rebellion, and the population (both the loonies in Turkey itself and the presumably saner emigrants abroad) responded by showering Erdogan with fanatical praise. I hope you're not implying the Kurds could play any part in broader Turkish politics, because my impression is that they're generally seen as as shifty ethnic scum rather than an oppressed minority.

That's a Labourite.

Anyone else starting to get sick to fucking death of remainers? I voted remain because I thought we'd have 100 years of Tory rule, but now all the liberals trying to get Corbyn to ignore the referendum/have a second one in every comment section and tweet are starting to drive me fucking mad.

Fanaticism is good.

We just want proletarian fanatics.

There are enough leftists left (hurr) to form a front in a hypothetical civil war. But then again, Erdogan's gimps are such a massive block that the left front would stand no chance, and there are pretty much no other opponents. Except for the inevitable ISIS faction that would form out of thin air. If it were a battle between several similarly-sized factions, the left front would stand a good chance. Well I did say "some".

Tbh I've never met a turk that isn't an amercan tier flag waving nationalist and erdoganite cuck.

like cenk uygur?

Never met Cenk and I don't follow TYT. Isn't he just a cookie cutter liberal?

he's a berniecrat for the most party… take that as you will.

he also believes the usual turk shit about how the armenian genocide neve happens and is a lie to hurt poor innocent turkey

i dont think his view is that black and white. i think he has a nuanced view that may favor turkey more than it should. either way he's not an enemy of Holla Forums in my opinion. plus the reporters he hires are doing work that no other media outlet in america is doing, so i give him a pass.

without cenk we wouldnt have jimmy 'arm the poor' dore.

We should get some real juicy shit in a couple of weeks, we're still fresh from the election and all we got was a flaccid internal speech the day after the election. The same happened with Brexit and the Tory leadership contest, it took a while to see all the details of the pathetic scheming on Gove's and Bojo's part.

Diane was pretty hot when she was young.

Forgot this one.

BOI HE ABOUT TO DO IT.

They've been calling it that on BBC all morning so it could be worse.

That's actually down one point from last week. It doesn't really matter ATM, but it's a bit surprising considering the fire.

Was that a Survation poll?

Yup twitter.com/britainelects/status/873674408224862210

So with Finsbury: how long before May tries to block 4chan.

Why? Is there some proofs the drivers of the van were posting on 4chan?

Oh tovarich.

Pretty sure May is in cahoots with Hiro to force brits to buy a pass to allow them to post with a vpn.

What did you do to the UK?

yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/16/what-if-we-had-socialist-government-owning-signed-/

twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/876742345831612417

This one's by phone, other was online. Different methodologies so different results

I'd take the copy of Mein Kampf then after maybe reading it or looking through it at least donate it to a museum. I'd like to think that being famous would have no effect but it probably would do something. God knows what htough.

Cenk also swallowed the "Russian hackers" narrative, something that Jimmy Dore shits on regularly.

13:18 GMT
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has attended afternoon prayers at Finsbury Park Mosque in solidarity with the local Muslim community.

rt.com/uk/392955-london-finsbury-park-van-attack/

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that's a nice gesture

The one argument I don't think I will ever understand is the "leftwing/liberal bubble" ones. Basically the ones when they accuse anyone left of them of not "experiencing the real world". How the fuck does this make sense for the millions of adult lefties/liberals with jobs, houses and families. What have they done that is more real world than the rest of us?

yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/John_McDonnell
Why do so many people hate daddy McDonnell?
people who like him the most are young women tho

terrorist loving commie, etc.

It's afraid.

It's just some random rating website; what do you expect?

its yougov

He has the balls to say what he believes in.

roastin today

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Well it's accurate for me at least so it must be 100% accurate.

Because he admitted to being a Marxist, and apparently most people think that means Literally Stalin rather than just admitting that Marx was right, like most sane economists do.

Watching May fumble around these past few months has been like a real-life "The Thick of It" - great entertainment. This is what the decline of a ruling class looks like lads.

socialist.net/may-on-the-ropes-britain-s-political-turmoil-intensifies.htm

I don't know, personally I think he's one of the most impressive british politicians there is.
Though I find it hilarious that he's the next PM's right hand man.

fucking hell those comments

I know this is days old but this irks me because everything about this post smacks of the Holla Forums redditor who has been shitting up imageboards for the past 2 years. It's worth looking at in detail because it's a beautiful case study of how Holla Forums is an incoherent, hypocritical mess. I was also away for a while and only saw this today.
First of all, the insistence on 'muh memes' and that Holla Forums memes, such as praise kek, are funny rather than just endless shouting in a vacuum. Calling us derivative is rich considering that imageboard memes for the past 6 years have been variations of wojak and pepe - it's beyond stale. Kekistan is Holla Forums's creation. The reference to a trolling account indicates that this poster spends a lot of time on twitter, which has been a turbo-cancer for imageboards.
Note how he uses the age-old tactic of 'actual right-wing people are poorer than you'. Only a working 40 year old white van man from Leeds is allowed to have an opinion.
The whole anime bit is a mess and the reference to NGE is very telling, one of the most basic anime out there. Holla Forums started out the appropriation big time, defiling Momiji forever and putting MAGA hats on any anime babe out there. I can guarantee that the average Holla Forums user posting anime is not an /a/ oldfag but in all likelihood came there after the Fappening and has a 'smug anime girl' folder and posts low-quality ESL threads on /a/. It's good to see that some of these types can be driven to autistic fits of rage if anime is posted in opposition to their ideology.
Holla Forums is filled to the brim with schizos and conspiratorial types, anyone who disagrees with them must have formed a shitposting cabal because anything else is simply not possible in their minds. An imageboard being small, but not dead, can only be a good thing.
This place was created because Holla Forums is a circlejerk where anything that isn't conservative is stamped out. Right-wingers are tolerated here if they can act in a civlised manner. What can Holla Forums be smug about? Trump?
Finally, he hints at moralfaggotry with the implication that using /d/ is a very bad thing. Moralfaggotry, perpetuated by these memer 'Christians' is one of the most obnoxious things on imageboards because this goes against the anarchic spirit of imageboard culture, where you can post anything without consequence. I'd rather be a lefty nihilist than an obnoxious Holla Forumsdittor. 'Lurk moar' hasn't been widely used since 2011 and he probably got all his knowledge from ED.
This sort of poster is why imageboard culture is so stale nowadays.

Cool, but socialism is quite vaguely defined by most people.

If by vague you mean "government doing stuff that benefits lots of people, except the third world" then yes I agree. I'm pretty sure most people don't know what socialism is and instead have a social-democratic view of it.

You can get leftypol in China?

Blairists who can no longer vent their frustration on Corbyn now found the second best person.

VPN use is ridiculously common, something like 1/3 of Chinks with internet access:
quora.com/How-many-Chinese-use-a-VPN

yes u can even without vpn. leftypol is not on their radar. but im not in china atm im in ulster

Forgive the bad watermark, but I figure this clip'll be useful in the future.

The angry polyp boyo didn't even kill the guy, he just happened to die before the attack. This year is ridiculous.

God rescued his spirit from having to suffer the embarrassment of being killed by an aut rightist

The auts don't even get credit, it's some DM reading boomer going through divorce and a breakdown.

This is great user, did you make it?

lel

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Good post 2bh

Underrated post

Sounds like a Holla Forums poster

Little hint: The modern anime industry was mostly founded by socialists.

Anyone got the clip of the backstabbing labour PMs saying they were wrong about Corbyn?

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/19/uk-caves-in-to-eu-demand-to-agree-divorce-bill-before-trade-talks

Brexit BTFO

independent.co.uk/voices/grenfell-tower-fire-conspiracy-theories-media-d-notice-msm-death-toll-cover-up-truth-a7798861.html
Does anyone else read articles by the media and become ever more increasingly suspicious of them when they tell you nothing's wrong? Like in this article:
Doubt.
It's not fucking demonstrably wrong since you're not allowed to talk about D-notices, so its the media and governments own fault for having a system in place that breeds suspicion and paranoia.
So the 17 figure was demonstrably wrong when people said it was. Should have given a number of missing people at the time, the council is in possession of every tenant's name because they have to register them there.

It never did.
Fuck off, Poundland Adam Curtis.
t. the shadiest fucking establishment in Europe that has never prosecuted a soul from inquests and inquiries that was backed in 2015 by the very paper that is now telling people not to hate and distrust them

It was a while ago but anyone remember that Channel 4 doc that showed Britain's alt-right?

Featured this fella.

Yeah man, MSM is owned and controlled by large scale capitalists, who stand to gain by maintaining the current status quo. Capitalism 101. Read an independent socialist press.

(hail Iblīs!)

I thought you were in China as the pic you posted had a QQ filename.

Also what is this video of a middle eastern (lebanese I think) restaurant owner talking about his love for Corbyn?

Thoughts on the ground about the DUP deal with the Tories? What's the mood in the public of NI about it?

i'm a translator working in china on & off over the last 8yrs & when not there (as now) i still have work to do, QQ comes in handy

bit of embarassment that national spotlights are focused on the crap we've been eating day-to-day for a long time; bit of hope that it might cause DUP to mend their ways a tad; bit of hope arlene'll squeeze some cash out of the treasury for us all; a bit of lighthearted memery and craic; a bit of annoyance at the generally superficial understanding of the NI situation and its history from english journalists across the spectrum (but most irritatingly the left) and the corresponding cartoonish representations of the DUP and SF/IRA
sluggerotoole.com/2017/06/13/gerry-adams-lodges-a-cheap-10p-each-way-double-on-arlene-bringing-home-the-dup-bacon/
thebrokenelbow.com/2017/06/13/take-majors-warning-over-a-dup-may-deal-with-a-large-pinch-of-salt/

Interesting, thanks. What is the general opinion on the DUP? In the press? With the working class? With the youth? etc.

does it seem to anyone else like we are at some kind of societal tipping point?

i can't explain it, but it seems like things are really changing in a fundamental way

So as people are increasingly accusing the government of letting people cover up the fire by not seizing computers and data, it's just surfaced that the fridge fire was actually put out and the fire service were leaving the building when it erupted.

"Patients will be denied treatment, waiting times for operations will lengthen and A&E and maternity units may be shut under secret NHS plans to impose unprecedented cuts to health spending in London."
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london

This government won't see the next time it rains.

Of course they make savings by cutting the funding to hospitals in north london, wouldn't want to endanger the healthcare of the wealthier londoners.

The "brexiteers" in the Tories yesterday gave May the 29th to assure hard brexit, but today it was confirmed for going for soft brexit. The DUP won't allow hard brexit because of the ROI border. She's fucked.

From the US, I really hope you comrades over in the U.K. are able to oust May this summer and start pushing through the Labour program. And all the lefty/ultra-lefties out there have to get off their ass and start making good on the political space Corbyn's opened up. Only thing that'll keep Red Labour developing and prevent its capitulation is a strong, organized and antagonistic social movement that operates without a parliamentary or legal framework.

Fuck it's been dire here in the states for the past few months and something like a working class summer in the U.K. would do wonders for working class hope and tenacity here.

indeed, read that, but the indy,for some reason, does seem to hold some weight amongst you more mainstream variants of the left.

Thought the agreement was more confidence and supply than an actual alliance, votes for the Queen's Speech, Budget and confidence votes. Disagreement over this could be balanced out with the DUP really not wanting to see Corbyn in at No.10.

The only red line for the DUP is hard brexit. The only red line for the hard brexiters in the Tory party is soft brexit.

Yes, completely. Events are moving so fast now. Class consciousness has grown and developed within a matter of months. It is still embryonic, but it is unarguably there.


Exactly as our American comrade says, we have to build this and help it grow, not only for ourselves but to inspire workers the world over.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40339330
May can't even get this dodgy deal sorted. This government can't last. I predict another General Election before the end of year, no doubt about it. And right now, Corbyn is smashing the Tories in the polls.

what's happened over the past few weeks has been genuinely insane
from expecting labour to be wiped out to widespread support for expropriation

i think that if we can do it here, anyone can do it anywhere

I dunno some MPs in the DUP could be pretty cool with 'hard'

irishtimes.com/news/politics/dup-wants-out-of-eu-customs-union-says-ian-paisley-jnr-1.3124135

May was killing it in the polls too not long ago, never underestimate the capacity of the British electorate to not do what they're supposed to.

General election soon, yeah, but in the next two years. And as for the earliest date, I can't see an election happening until like spring 2018. An autumn election, the most likely season to hold a second election in this year is gonna be taken up by conference season. Also the Tory conference will be a good way for the Torys eyeing up the position of No.10 to show their wares.

so support for the DUP has historically come from working class loyalists (who were more insecure/less complacent than the middle/upper class UUP-Orange Order establishment, and who for all intents and purposes were and are a godless lot) plus the free presbyterian church that Paisley had set up too, but the latter whilst being v influential in the party only form a tiny part of its voter base. so that remains the same today except for that the DUP has also cannibalized the UUP as well, to become the only game in town for unionists, their bulwark against SF. DUP present an increasingly monolithic appearance of unionism but by weaving together all these disparate threads from the beautiful patchwork of ulster-scots settler ideology they are more and more riven with contradictions and simply held together by neurosis over the border. they are a party in a state of change.
becuz of all the above many unionists (this has been the case for a while now but really has hit a new level this election) vote DUP in the same way you wipe your arse – not a pleasant experience, but if you don't do it things will only get worse.
the analysis below has the DUP as uncomfortable bedfellows w/ the tories and probably closer to the NSDAP all tihngs considered:
sluggerotoole.com/2017/06/10/our-friends-in-the-north-the-dup-and-the-tories-arent-ideologically-close/

No DUP deal before Queens speech it seems

mobile.twitter.com/christopherhope/status/877183056934842374

What's so significant about the Queen's speech? The official start of Parliament? Is that where Lord Blackrod comes in?

she would still have a majority of 2 I believe as SF doesn't take their seats. Its very unlikely but it would be fucking golden if they took their seats to deny the Torys. We could hope for some Tory MP's getting stuck in traffic

Yeah it's basically the swearing in of a government.

BBC could provide voice actors to speak on their behalf its a tried & tested loophole

solid gold post tbh

It's legislative agenda of the government: if it is voted down that means the PM does not have the confidence of parliament to bring forward their legislative agenda: ergo they are totally and royally fucked.

Brexit's gonna be a disaster isn't it?

Who is holding this up and why? The DUP? What are they hoping to hold out for?

Basically, Hammond and Carney said the so this morning

independent.co.uk/news/business/news/bank-of-england-mark-carney-boris-johnson-brexit-britain-worse-off-a7798551.html

RIP :'(

Yeah but I still think the Torys gonna have the Queen's Speech vote approved even without a deal with the DUP, as I think the DUP will still vote with the Torys in the vote. Also the deal with the DUP could be agreed before the actual vote on the Queen's Speech, which isn't on the same day of that speech.

What was that?

Maybe they don't want their position to be taken for granted, maybe they making May sweat. Which doesn't bode well for her government in those EU negotiations if she allows 10 MPs to run rings around her in these DUP negotiations.

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Is that the EDL guy falling over?

why even live

Yes

is that really Bastani?

yep

damn

What's the context?

youtube.com/watch?v=ScRoLK7v8ho

Why is Corbyn such a hero?

he fell over

Nice

Wow if that story is true that's adorable

If only /ourguy/ were the one "negotiating", the things that could be done…

Or maybe the lesbian Tory in Scotland that wanted to marry was being serious about splitting the party.

nice story, also i bet that place makes great coffee

Post your best Jezza moments

youtube.com/watch?v=kndFKDbSt_Q

doubt it, regardless of her lifestyle choices, Ruth is tory. Torys gonna tory.

they the oldest party in the country, they never gonna split torys are eternal

which is why we need corbyn

Corbyn literally is Farther Christmas.

youtube.com/watch?v=zxfnZR3sMew

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-dons-santa-hat-to-raise-money-for-refugees-after-losing-debate-on-syria-air-strikes-a6762536.html

Wouldn't the LibDems be the oldest party as the direct continuation of the Whigs?

The parties weren't formally formed until after 1834: the tories did it a few years before the liberals.

I'd been looking for this thanks user

How is it that the conservatives were able to position themselves as the party of free trade and bourgeois interests when historically that was basically the whig mission statement whilst the liberals died?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/17/grenfell-community-fear-day-rage-protest-could-descend-riots/
THE FIRE RISES

Obviously won't directly lead to anything but it's good to see class consciousness rising in the UK.

Found this gem in the comments

We can only hope

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No, sadly.
It's from this:
youtube.com/watch?v=fzPTgERoEp0

The Telegraph is an absolute disgraceful shitrag. Makes the "Murdoch Press" look balanced and rational.

Only that Hitler wasn't voted in.
He changed the rules, banned the commies and still the German people denied him the crucial absolute majority. It took him FOUR times within 16 months to actually get what he wants. Funnily enough, just like May he thought he could gain ground with the second election, just to lose seats to the commies. And even in the third election, where communists were arrested or on the run, they still gained 12% and he still didn't get what he want.
Talking about snap elections

But seriously, this "Hitler got democratically elected" meme needs to die.

Now everybody want to be his friend, this is fucking disgusting!
While on the same time, now that Corbyn is untouchable, they are giving his allies like McDonnell the Corbyn treatment.

Blairites should just fuck off.

DM caption makes it all the better

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Maximum tehe

Going to glasto for some cheeky spectacle tomorrow. You think any of these politics talks are worth going to?

Show our boy yanis some love

That reformist traitor?

McDonnell and Varoufakis seem worthwhile.

Sunday with John McDonnell, yes please

mcdonnell yanis & dreadzone

QFT


If you're gonna include the prequels, you gotta go all the way.

Sunday with McDonnell is the most likely I think. Might stick around for Yanis aswell. I know Corbyn's gonna be there 'cause I'm gonna go see him introduce Run The Jewels. I heard he might be in on that one with Clive on the Saturday so might venture there for a bit more Jezza.

How different would things be if it was McDonnell instead of Corbyn?

I think he would have been a bit too left to have made the whole thing work as well as it did. Jezza is a solid stepping stone as he can tone it down a bit better. Could see more people being open for him now though.

/newbrit/ here, AMA

The whole "Marxist leading the Labour Party" smear would actually work because McDonnell's said he's a Marxist a few times

but being marxist is fucking awesome

As in new to this bored or new to this country as a whole.?


Sadly thats not the opinion of the majority of the population.

new has nothing to do with new, it's a meta thing.

I'm clearly behind on this meta then. My bad.

channel4.com/news/by/gary-gibbon/blogs/dup-sources-number-10-in-chaos

Here's some cancer.

I love him tbh

What causes unironic radical centrism?

Is it just nostalgia for the 1990s/2000s?

spoiler that shit
holy fuck

Extreme levels of "look how much better I am than everyone else because of how "rational" I am, I'm considering both sides"

who has the bigger dong, jezza or jonno?

Radical centrists are just people who haven't realized the end of the Soviet Union wasn't "The end of history".

They conflate the current middle position on economic policy with what is most rational. They get extremely flustered when you point out that what constitutes the "center" of politics has shifted enormously over time and even to this day is different all over the world.

that is some mental illness level economic cuckoldry right there

doin the ForneyWalk before it was a thing

Im pretty sure its just that they calcified their "side" before they were aware of any alternatives to either right-idpol or left-idpol.
They define themselves in opposition to the tumblr-Holla Forums spectrum in general like Holla Forums defines itself in opposition to tumblr, instead of realizing that its all bullshit and not letting dumbfucks like that decide what they believe, either by conforming or by not conforming, no matter how numerous or loud they are.
I think, at least. I say this because before I went far to the left I was kind of fond of the 'rational centrist' mindset and rhetoric, even though I considered my self "somewhat left" in a way I didnt really understand

HAHAHAHAHA Christ, this is wonderful, I had no idea
too bad the "lol hitler wuz elected too" meme is so proliferated

real talk tho: larry the cat loves the peelers and the tories and i saw him cuddling up to a daily mail editor too

The belief that having views that roughly align with one political pole means you're brainwashed and/or childish because idealism, values, beliefs, convictions are for children.

That's why the Democrats' new mantra "We lead with our values" is so funny - nobody really knows what those values are except maybe "we'll be kinda nicer to ya" and "entrpreneurs entrepreneurs entrepreneurs" (said in DEVELOPERS cadence).

downing street is rightful el gato clay
larry can fuck off

That because dogs are the working mans best friend, not cats.

Okay, this is just an average retarded blairi…
Skip gulag, go straight to firing squad, do not collect 200 shekels.

Jeremy Corbyn Allies Plan ‘Purge’ Of Labour HQ In Bid To Stamp His Authority On Party
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huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-allies-plan-purge-of-labour-hq-new-female-deputy-leader-too-mcnicol-heneghan-jackson-watson_uk_594983d4e4b0db570d37527e

Please explain a continental European why British leftists have this obsessive hatred for grammar schools while it is not even a point of discussion in the rest of Europe.

Please let this be true

what an absolute retard
how do people end up like this?

about damn time. now this is what I voted for

a grammar school system results in overall poorer outcomes.
obviously it's good for the grammar school pupils but the costs to other pupils outweigh the benefits.
secondly the tories are shilling for new grammar schools while depriving the existing school system of cash.

I don't see how learning material being adapted to the educational level of pupils results in lower outcomes.

YES

I don't give a flying fuck what you see or don't see.
It's been empirically determined in scientific studies time and time again.

This is something nearly impossible to determine empirically. Still, I'm interested in these studies if you can provide them.

no it's been researched in the uk
you could probably google that shit

Why waste several bullets when one suffices? Skip firing squad, go to Lubyanka.

THE MEMES ARE WORKING

Is this a good thing? I've never even heard of these cunts anyway.

Since you know they empirically prove your position, you have undoubtedly read them thoroughly, making you much a better guide to said studies than a google search.

Oh okay thanks, that's very flattering. But you should really just google it yourself.

Fam, I live in continental Europe too and we don't have grammar schools in my country, don't talk like there's some big consensus when there fucking isn't.

I think I can! I think I can!

Related question for bongs: This snap election awarded Labor a bunch of new seats, filled with new MPs. Are they good, or blairite scum?

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To keep Blairites is no benefit

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theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/20/labour-politicians-join-forces-to-fight-against-tories-hard-brexit

I fucking hate blarites. how the fuck did they infect the leftist movement when all they do is undermine it? Wish they could purge these MPs

I hope they get ignored, but The Guardian and Indy will be shilling for these myopic fools.

Or perhaps sabotaging Labour is part of their plan, after all it's all that they're good for.

No idea who most of them even are tbh. In my consitituency we had a Labour candidate (who failed to win) and personally I have no idea what her political leanings are - I just voted for Jezza's manifesto.
Most politicians are opportunist bastards and will go with whatever is in the ascendency.

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-allies-plan-purge-of-labour-hq-new-female-deputy-leader-too-mcnicol-heneghan-jackson-watson_uk_594983d4e4b0db570d37527e

That's bullshit, they've been accusing the "Corbynistas" of plotting this since Corbyn got elected. As much as I wish it could happen, it never has and it doesn't seem to be happening any time soon.

To clarify, check the tone and narrative the article is setting. As with previous variations of this swill, it portrays anybody sympathetic to Corbyn as extremist and intolerable whilst the Blairites as being the victim here. The article even whitewashes over the Blairites complicity in throwing the election (starving marginal seats for campaign funding and defending Blairite seats at all costs) and their constant disloyalty.

I wish these people and reddit would fuck off.

independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-george-soros-decision-leave-eu-reverse-stop-tipping-point-moment-truth-article-a7799426.html
You know, if we can deselect the anti-Brexit Blairites under the guise of being Blairites, then the EU withdrawal will go through, meaning that we can start writing off debt.

ermm historically that hasn't worked out well.
by the sounds of it brexit will absolutely fuck the UK for 50 years.

You've convinced me. Your reference to "history" and "the sounds of it" have thoroughly swung my position.

no problem dickhead

What did he mean by this?

What about the cat Cornyn and wife have that they've never bothered to name?

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yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/16/what-if-we-had-socialist-government-owning-signed-/
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE
REV UP THOSE RIGHT-WING DEATH SQUADS NOW. I MUST DEFEND MY PROFITS

I hate to say this but the post-war generation can't die fast enough.

Why do you hate to say it? They didn't fight the war, even though they like to make it sound like they did.

OUTTA THE WAY PORKY

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-stamford-hill-estate-machete-10658109
GRAB THE MIC!
BLOCK WAR NOW!
GRAB THE MIC!
BLOCK WAR NOW!

I'm so happy, comrades. Britain is the first domino - the world revolution is coming. Can't you feel the mood changing? It's everywhere:

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/over-half-of-young-people-in-ireland-would-join-a-mass-uprising-against-the-government-a7703141.html

dw.com/en/whats-behind-far-left-candidate-melenchons-surge-in-the-french-polls/a-38415812

Not just the UK - there is a leftist, anti-state mood with the youth today. Events are moving quickly….

RISE UP THE STARRY PLOUGH!

mobile.twitter.com/MattChorley/status/877456019961630720

What did he mean by this?

That the Queen's Speech is thin rubbish

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buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/you-can-be-yeoman-of-my-guard-any-time?utm_term=.uaayvKXYD#.qkar7LpNZ

some of us are perfectly at home w/ the royal trappings of UK politics

The Queens Speech is a speech written by Parliament and delivered by the Queen. It's the first thing Parliament does after an election, and it tells people what the Parliament plans to accomplish.
Embargo refers to a press embargo. The press get an advance copy of the speech so they can write a story about it and post the story right when the speech goes live. If they violate this embargo by telling people what's in the speech ahead of time, they won't be trusted with advance copies anymore.
Thin means it's insubstantial, a lot of words without much content. Rubbish means trash or garbage; it's a bad speech.

queen get yer skates on - first race is half past two

The real story here is what will Skinner shout?

see above. also UK is gonna be the safest place online. hoo-ray.

Will I be protected from cyberbullying? I am tired of people calling me retarded, I want to ban them!

yes we r all jus gona b nice to each other now

At first i thought the Trump part was a joke.

mobile.twitter.com/paul__johnson/status/877478229170323456

The sky's the limit.

Y'all kin keep 'im

Trump is BANNED! Take your Trumps to the nearest police station before the ban takes effect.

The tory manifesto must've been even more shit than I thought

Are they aware Merkel is against gay marriage?

Really? Wow, so much for the tolerant…ummmmmm….center???????????

She's right-wing.

And babby's illusions in muh tolerant EU are shattered

thats our boy

monarchist screeching intensifies

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Apparently only the officials at the front are meant to bow anyway

"However, a source close to the Labour leader argues that it is May who got the protocol wrong, and that traditionally, only the officials at the head of the procession do so.

Footage of the May 2016 state opening of parliament shows that neither David Cameron or Corbyn bowed, so Labour might seem to be correct on this."

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John got really pissed off when that happened and good on him; he actually has the passion and loyalty to his constituents to do what is right.

youtube.com/watch?v=cdUcImZXhNg

It already is adapted to ability. Comprehensive schools have 'streams' or 'sets'. The difference is that pupils aren't segregated socially.

to purge them is no loss

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40357280
hell yeah

The government is paying an exorbitant sum of taxpayers money to the developers, not seizing the properties. The tories find yet another way to leech public money to the private sector.
Once again the profits privatised, the risks socialised.

is there a tax on empty houses in the UK?

These are the social housing apartments every building has set aside, they're just now throwing money at a private developer.


No.

well there's council tax, but it's at a reduced rate for a year or two I think

that's what you need


i mean an extra tax on empty homes as opposed on an occupied one

in Aus we have similar (worse) problems with housing speculation and tax evasion using houses. some states are imposing a higher tax on investment properties that are vacant then those that are occupied.

#votin

emma dent coad looks like she's seen some shit

Who?

Jasmín Dúfa Pitt
Icelandic Actress
Trapped is a solid TV show

Iceland has electricity now?

electri-what?

what happened to jeremy corbyn hes not looking so good

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On yougov's latest polls

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it's awesome to watch the both sides in this British parliament

on the conservative side a few women, but mostly elderly black men, 1 black person

on the opposition side young people, old people, men, women, blacks, indians etc. etc.

Morgan Freeman is a Tory?

may getting shredded in commons

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-jeremy-corbyn-lead-theresa-may-conservatives-tories-survation-poll-general-election-a7784171.html

If another election is called soon (and I think it will be) Corbyn will win.

lol

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/queen-speech-debate-corbyn-castigates-out-of-ideas-government
WHERE THE FUCK DO I WATCH THIS
IT'S TOO HOT AND EVERYTHING IS TAKING THE PISS!!!!!!!!!!

Theresa May youtube.com/watch?v=-5C_hNlJCNU

Jeremy Corbyn youtube.com/watch?v=fQGz4YZ2pqw

tfw guardian called Napalm Death death metal when they're grindcore
theguardian.com/politics/video/2017/jun/21/ed-miliband-learns-how-to-scream-like-a-death-metal-singer-video

ignore that.

This is the full version youtube.com/watch?v=6YNtzcDBuZ8

i'm hearing the word neoliberalism used more and more in the mainstream

what does this mean?

jacobinmag.com/2016/07/david-harvey-neoliberalism-capitalism-labor-crisis-resistance/

i know what neoliberalism is

i mean what's the significance of people actually talking about it

This is basically the perfect video for flea market socialist to edit

something will change

we're breaking the conditioning

for the longest time centrists got to pretend they were free of ideology and pure. now people know the name of their bankrupt ideology and they can't pretend to have some stupid high ground

Something glorious. Even if people don't know what it means (I see a lot of Clintonites/Blairites calling themselves "proud neoliberals" in heated arguments, obviously from taunts by people like us, Holla Forumsacks, and the like), its increasing use means that people are starting to see through the shilling for austerity, privatization, free trade, and mass immigration.

Similarly to around the 2016 US elections, when I increasingly saw normalfags both online and IRL talking about "identity politics", both lending left-centrists an objection to SJWs, and causing far-rightists to reveal their ideological similarity to SJWs.

Things are moving, people are waking up, populism is back on the table, "consensus" politics as they have been since the 1970s are being revealed as the sham they are.

You're not wrong about that.

the sorts of things i've seen people talking about in mainstream outlets in the past few weeks have been incredible

something really significant is happening right now

Fug, how did I miss this? We had radio 2 on in the van today as well, albeit we were on foot most of the time.

Oh yeah I saw Napalm Death in London a month ago, Greenway mentioned class issues (as well as LGBTQ fluff) between songs and was hinting at capitalism to blame. He trashtalked the Tories but wouldn't go as far as endorsing Corbyn even though 2 guys in the crowd shouted his name.

I bumped into Brujeria as well after the show, I asked them what they make of Chiapas (they have a song about the Zapatistas) and one of them (I think the lead vocal) said "forget about Mexico, it's all about Trump now".

I was pretty disappointed to say the least.

Corbyn was laying into her like a motherfucker.

Hope he keeps the heat on.

youtu.be/-_H7jCLCkb4?t=4332
DUP get triggered over being called dinosaurs, which they believe to be a falsehood.

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Is the dialectic in motion in the UK?
whatever that means

A dialectic is when a situation/environment/system/circumstances are begetting the complete opposite of itself.

Is their website still shitting the bed?

No the dialect is when things come into conflict with their opposite begetting a new and different thing. (ok its that+etc)

Okay I get it. But is it in motion in the UK?

When is this old bitch just finally going to die already.

What is she, like, a hundred? Thousand?

The Queen is a remainer

what level of happening are we on?

go to bed charles

I'm still offended she was rude enough not to bow to Corbyn

Eternal 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧anglo🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 no more!

the first time I heard the term idpol was during the 2016 election
I had zero idea what the hell it was and automatically assumed it was some racist right-wing word twisting like "all lives matter"
now I agree with the criticisms in broad strokes though sometimes on this board it sounds like an excuse to neglect worries minorities have over life-and-death shit

I hope the term "neoliberalism" enters the general consciousness and these "oh I have no ideology I'm a centrist/common sense/whatever" blobs get destroyed like the vermin they are

Chairman Dore's latest critique:
How Neoliberalism Caused The Grenfell Tower Fire

youtube.com/watch?v=qrc1EmUhWOE

Fucking hell, DUP dude has tiny hands too!

America tier

Neoliberals are being called out, and can no longer conceal their ideology behind claims of pragmatism and consensus. They're being forced to openly acknowledge and defend their ideology, and are attempting to take control of the narrative and rehabilitate the neoliberal brand.
Not to derail this thread with Burgerland politics, but I have a relevant anecdote: I was at my granmother's house this morning and she had MSNBC on. I noticed the Chris Matthews in passing slipped in the words "strong neoliberal" and "smart neoliberal" when describing a couple Democrats during today's top story "Nancy Pelosi did nothing wrong and is a paragon of competence".
This started happening at the same time /r/neoliberal suddenly appeared. It's part of a broad propaganda effort to build an explicitly neoliberal brand appealing to the professional and managerial class.

This is so hilarious to watch, this last year or two, watching the pod people openly attempt to defend their behavior to normal people instead of hiding in the shadows. And it's only going to get better with each blast of criticism from hundreds of millions of people who are aware of their universally unpopular predatory ideology now.

He would have won already if the election had been held a day later.


SJWs are left-center.

there's no real significant neoliberal left in the uk anymore anyway
basically everyone suddenly became a corbynite after the election

True, but not all left-centrists are SJWs. Being able to raise a concrete objection against a group of repulsive lunatics their ideological ruling class has said they "should" support, is in many cases a first step back to class consciousness for shitlibs.

I must request that this word becomes verboten. It's almost as bad as "mudslime".

I'd say we're at "YOU DIDN'T LISTEN" The error of the lib's ways is starting to become apparent to everyone but the leftist retribution is just beginning.

I can at least respect that kind of utilitarian thinking. Don't worry user, I don't hate you or think you're a bad person. We're all just fucked up by this fucking horrible world we live in. The last thing we need is more suffering.

I'd like to see a serious left-wing libertarian party in the UK, but knowing the average Brit it isn't likely to happen. There's nothing Brits love more than the taste of shoe polish.

Purging Blairites would help but thats hard Sottish Labour is quite separated from the main party I believe. Does anyone know if Labour has a plan to purge Blairites if there is another snap election?
Im not saying they cant but its difficult to and even if they did the Blairite scum would probably vote against a lot of left wing legislation so he would need a comfortable majority to function well.

Can someone explain why the Independent all of a sudden is shilling for Jazza so hard? they are owned by a Russian Oligarch if I'm not mistaken.

savage

I could be wrong but it might be purely a business decision, the papers are finally realising that the Blairites are losing the fight and mostly just exist as a handful of millionaires, and are trying to sell to Corbyn supporters finally.

Lads, Jezza is fucking working the crowds completely mad at Glastonbury, he's being treated like a fucking rock star, people are begging him to sign autographs.

He's a proper demigod now

Did you have to start a thread about this?

This, plus the Independent's problem was just garden variety Blairites, whereas other outlets like the Guardian or BBC staff are infested with virulent modern strains of SJW zealots.

Yes

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they better do as he says

does he think something bad comes out

i swear i'm at a point in my life at which right wing insults at my ideology don't even sound like insults anymore

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Especially with the British press
Have they not learnt that telling young people what to think always back fires. From the election onward I feel like all anti Corbyn press benefits the left

best timeline

Most young people would say they are socialists regardless of really understand the theory but its a start. Just have to wait for old Tory fucks to die, and more of the youth to reach voting age

huehuehue

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Imperialist cunt.

Harambe literally did nothing wrong, ever.

reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6azzuo/i_want_to_get_off_mr_corbyns_wild_ride/

HUEHUEHUEHUE


These roaches are claiming to be apolitical even as they start this "neoliberal and proud" bullshit. I get it, your ideology is based around telling countries that your economics will nring wealth despite it doing the opposite, but for God's sake, have some shame.

I'm a bit sad it took 8 posts for this.

What about that guidebook with "progressive stack"?

But the October Revolution took place in November.

I like the way you think.

But... aren't you acting the same way as him?

wew lad


I'm digging that semen demon with black hair, black nails and black eyes.

You're dragging up a buried arguments, but no. The difference was that I acknowledged that it would be bad if those fantasies were made real, while the other user actually supported the idea of torturing people in real life. For me it's a way to blow off psychological steam, much like playing GTA or something.

Praise Harambe.

end me

Such hubris, reading is the rights' kryptonite.

Tell my man shut up

top lel

lmao

SHUT UP MAN

The eternal burger strikes again.

Which tv personalities are comrades?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_general_election,_2017#Labour_Party

Also Frankie Boyle because apparently he is a legitimate trot.

when will rightists ever find the difference between marxism and social democracy?

This is a good mistake though. It means the idea of Marxism gets attention so people read up about it, also young people love doing things they are told is bad. The media dont realise it but there pushing people further left

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_United_Kingdom_general_election,_2017#Labour_Party

Arconic knowingly supplied flammable panels for use in tower - emails
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-fire-arconic-idUKKBN19F05C

wew lad

The girl with the hulk shirt is a qt

YEAH BOIS.

when will there be another election? for realsies

Probably this time next year May has managed to buy her time, mainly down to the lack of any alternative in the Tory party. It will fall apart probably done to the softer brexit we are having because of the DUP and soft core Torys. But at the moment its going to be a while of fuck all happening

You must lead the way for the rest of us, britbongs.

170 years ago, Engels saw Britain as perhaps the most crucial state to the Marxist cause. It's still true.

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The brit and the irish must unite.

Imagine an Irish-Scottish YPJ marching towards the City of London.

good thing he's not marxist though

That would be great but we know he won't.

Wow Four Tet backed Jez, if only Boards of Canada had come out in support for JC then my life would've been complete.

Closest god damn thing we have at the moment. Love the one you're with.

I'll bring the guillotine...

Probably because Britain had a massive empire and was the global superpower at the time.

bbc.com/news/uk-25098984

It's from 2013. I googled a bit more, and this says that non-zero hour employees satisfied with their jobs went from 56% to 63% in 2015.

ft.com/content/ac067b7c-99b1-11e5-987b-d6cdef1b205c?mhq5j=e2


I can't resist anything announced as "heterodox".
Oh fuck, I thought i was the only one who thought that.


They're either too stupid or too malicious for that. The latter wants to conflate the entire left with Marxism. See also how fucking SJWs are labelled as ultra-left.

THANK YOU FREE MARKET

twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/878701580710813702

Jesus Christ

May is fucking more finished than Martin Sheen at the end of the Dead Zone

I'm incredibly paranoid that we're undergoing a lull before neoliberalism goes on the march again.

Perhaps the significance of Macron will only become clear with hindsight, but I can't help but consider it a bellwether for something horrible about to happen.

unlikely
i think this shift is probably irreversible

Doubt it. We're seeing the start of an awakening, the kind fuelled by people realising that neoliberalism is failing them

Optimism only worries me more. A degree of paranoia is healthy.

I have to emphasise it's not just Corbyn. Actually, the fractured nature of the response across countries is probably material enough for some fascinating study. (America going to Trump, France going to Macron, Britain edging towards Corbyn, Australia on a knife-edge between two shit parties and New Zealand opinion polls literally not moving an inch since the last election.) But nonetheless that's material for concern. It's by no means certain that a left-leaning paradigm will dominate the next 30 years.

Neoliberalism has never been succeeding for people and they've still been brought around, disempowered. Tony Blair said "Things can only get better", and as we know every word out of his mouth is a lie: Things can always get worse, eternal vigilance is necessary. (Eternal misery is optional, I can't pretend I wasn't elated from the start of the exit poll.)

Don't get too hype.
There's only so much Corbyn can even do, the next 10 years will be hell either way, and he can only be a disappointment as he's expected to work miracles.

It is a doomed system so regardless of how many excuses they come up with people will see that the snake continues to eat itself.

The next crisis (like the Chinese bubble bursting) will be the event that triggers the resurrection of militant socialism.

The porkies are in full panic mode as more and more studies reveal results like this

Why else do you think they're prepping the "stupid lazy millennials" shtick?

It's because they know once you go farther enough left there's no going back, no matter how hard they try. Their only solution is to go furthest right so we can accept measly scraps when a we vote for a neoliberal "leftist", they realize that won't work and eventually this strategy will just reveal who they are and things will come to arms.

And they have no way in hell to avoid it because they don't want someone like Corbyn screwing things up. Even social democracy is a threat to them, it's why they fucked over someone as milquetoast as Bernie, they can't allow anything else.

Why else do you think Rupert Murdoch stormed out of his 'election party" when the results came in May didn't do as he expected despite his constant barrage at the press of our boy Jezza.

It's because they know. And they're afraid.

Up till now the system has been on life support of perpetuated warfare and private household debt.

The latter is gone and the former is making no longer as easy to conceal from the public after the Iraq, Libya and Syria.

His role is to remove stigma around socialism while at the same time tearing off the mask of the 'civilized' capitalism and allow people to see the rotten leper face underneath.

thatcher's manifesto was a lot more moderate than the neoliberal project actually ended up

give it time

Corbyn is a stepping stone, but an important one. It will allow labour to shift at least a little further left, as well as potentially have a marxist in government.

It will also potentially expose people to far left rhetoric, recruiting more to our cause, as well as making rejection of neoliberalism a bit more common.

Last time, though, the neolib surge was able to happen in the 1970s by distracting the '68 generation with idpol.

Millennials seem even worse in every imaginable respect, except perhaps for the fact that the economy is a bombed out wreck compared to the 1960s.

Corbyn has proven he has balls and really doesn't give much of a fuck since he keeps fucking purging and knows he won't get shit for it because they're all Blairites and liberals.

All he can do is win by purging them.

If he keeps showing up at events, generating crowds, who do nothing but praise and cheer him, and the growing anti-American sentiment of Trump, he can do anything he wants to oppose America. Rupert Murdoch and crowd can whine all they want about him threatening our allyship, the public will not give a solid fuck as long as someone bumbilingly easy to mock and show as the enemy as Trump is. He has never backed down from his beliefs from not supporting Apartheid to the IRA.

In all honesty, if Corbyn gets to be PM, he is probably going to declare sanctions on the United States of America. It doesn't matter if it only costs him a short amount of time, in that amount of time he can do much to shake up the system that constantly said he could never come to power, the system he pretty much opposed his entire life.

US - British relations will become increasingly strained. Knowing Trump, he'll probably tweet something like "Our COMMUNIST friend Jeremy thinks he can treat us like dirt! NO!"

And it wouldn't matter because Jezza would just respond by saying "The Wall Just Got Ten Feet Higher"

best timeline tbh

Except the support among young people for capitalism was still more during the late 60's than it is now. It's just nobody is actually reporting on it. The only reporting is that they're lazy, or some other shit.

There's more people, there's more frustration, and there's less answers. People care about living now, not idpol. Because the chances to survive in the late 60's were easier, the boomers had it easier.

We don't. That solution won't work anymore.

What about the one where Rosa succeeded ;_;

This is up there. I love Rosa, but a shit posting war between Jezza and Trump accelerating fast sounds like an absolutely fun time

Or the 2nd Internationale stopped WWI with worldwide general strikes, and Bolsheviks never existed.

Corbyn could absolutley out-shitpost trump. Trump just goes full retard, as opposed to actual attempts at being witty or annoying.

His popularity with young people is whats going to push it. Each day teenagers become socialists while old Torys dies. It is just a matter of time

The MAGA chud tears as the first Western nation in god knows how long opposes American interests, may even declare sanctions on America, is going to be so delicious I'll have to have a towel every where I go because I'll never stop cumming

I want Sargon to cry on camera about "THE LEFTISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR, WE ARE OPPOSING AMERICA NOW"

Absolute complete and total ecstasy

The salt from sargon would be fucking ambrosia to me. getting the succ from your waifu wouldn't be that orgasmic.

What his supporters drain away would be even better.

to be replaced by alt-right "le kek xD" crowd.

no wait, that's exactly what's happened. I rememebr his last meltdown over the hung parliament, Corbyn winning (basically an inevitability) he'll go fucking nuclear.

MI5 will just get some Russian looking guys to put polonium in his jam

What if MI5's jam has already been polonium'd?

Don't talk about this.

It won't be that easy when MI5 has been purged too

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/25/john-mcdonnell-labour-has-broken-the-neoliberal-grip-on-intellectual-thought

LOVE JOHN SO MUCH.

what a man

I always feel like Mcdonnell is hiding his power level

sauce on that 2nd pic?

a scottish republican army with irish support fighting for national liberation would be good enough tbh

what's the chance half the posters on r/neoliberal are being paid by some shitty free market think tank

As a burger, it's honestly like some sort of cosmic retribution to him and PJW for fucking with and smugly talking with so much investment on our politics like fucking mongoloids. I'm so glad their home country is about to "betray them" while they've been focusing all their energy on making our politics worse.

Barely tbh. He can hardly go a week without going full revolutionary rhetoric and having to back down again

Hiding? the dude openly goes around calling himself a Marxist. He does everything but hide his power level.

youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU

There is this one interview where he gets confronted about Marxism calling for a violent revolution and he replies with the biggest grin on his face 'where that's where Marx got it wrong' and you just know inside he is imagining arming the proles.

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Wait, so the royal family are getting thrown out?

who?

Also, I'm rubbing my hands with glee at the thought of the rage we'll harvest. It will be glorious, comrade, glorious.

we do that anyway unless there's exceptional circumstances
they're trying to resell brexit on a public getting cold feet

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Paul Joseph Watson, the retard who Alex Jones hired just to shout about the mainstream media all day and cry about muslims

WELL

its a joke on the headline/photo juxtaposition

IMAGINE

MY

Wait, people believe it would be different? Some comr8s here think we're going through a paradigm shift? I can't fathom why someone would believe we would be rid of the neoliberal curse. If the 2008 cataclysm didn't kill it, nothing will. Hell, I still clearly remember that various EU countries actually tried to fight the crisis with austerity. Then it dawned on me, neoliberalism created the crisis, and also provided a shameless excuse to rescue Porky at the expense of the people. It's genius, really. Neoliberalism is a dystopian ideology with adapting defense memes.

Trump is half neoliberal, but Democrats are still doubling down on their imbecility, and after Trump inevitably leaves the job one way or other with record lows of popularity, neoliberalism and SJWs will come back in force, in the UK as well.

AMERICANS GET OUT THIS IS THE LAST GOOD THREAD ON THIS BOARD IT DOESN'T NEED YOU DUMB HALF AND HALFS SHITTING IT UP

FUCK OFF YOU COLONIAL PIGDOG LET US TALK ABOUT KEBAB SHOPS AND POLES AND OTHER BRITISH THINGS

Bernie wasn't left enough.
If Corbyn taught you something, it's that you either go full left or go home.
You shouldn't be afraid of people's opinion, who never intended to vote for you in the first place.
Once you win and prove them wrong, everyone wants to be your friend, anyway.

You don't believe that, do you? I know Chairman Corbyn would have great domestic policy, but he's not going to tear down the fucking New World Order.


If we can pick timelines, I'd rather just go to the source and be in the one where the Paris Commune won. The one in which the Jacobins succeeded would be a distant second.


About time we got rid of those Saxe-Coburg and Gotha rapscallions.

Protect him at all cost, just like you protected Jezzah!
Now that Jezzah is untouchable, Blairist scum are going after the next best person to vent their anger on.

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I think the only reason they haven't heart attacked Corbyn is because then they have to deal with McDonnell.

2008 played perfectly into the hands of neoliberals because muh household budget economics

God damn will the Americunts get the fuck out of here

I do believe that he will impose sanctions on the US.

I've been cheering him on from day one and I don't believe this, but it would make a decade of austerity worth it just for the eternal burger butthurt.

Americans would crash the UK economy in retaliation and not feel a thing.
They did the same in 1947.

Just wait for it bruv. Jezza hardly gives a fuck. He's been basically ideologically consistent his whole damn life and he's an old buzzard now, and he has nothing but support. Trump is easy to characterize as an enemy and a fool of the working people.

He couldn't fight back either with anything but tweets, right now the US government is in utter disarray, with nothing to end it.

I see imposing restrictions on trade with the US as an inevitability with Corbyn, maybe he starts shallow but he will restrict relations somewhat with the US because it's the perfect opportunity do that. They couldn't mount a counter if they tried.

Even if it gives him a limited run I wouldn't put it past him at all, in fact, if it gives him a limited PMship, I don't think he would care.

and that's just terrible.

The US is playing with fire if it does that, today isn't 1947 anymore, plenty of backlash in the UK and the EU would erupt, even if the press blamed Corbyn, the US is historically become a target of skepticism in foreign policy as of late and any move by Trump to hasten damage to the British economy would only backfire with more EU countries imposing stricter relations on the US as trust shrinks and shrinks

Honestly it would only hurt the US if they tried anything like that right now ort in the near future

Basically, it doesn't matter because Jezza has a democratic majority of young people who don't give a fuck about the US and what it's done to Britain their whole lives, and this great number isn't shrinking any time soon

Jezza can do whatever he wants and keep getting elected, nobody cares about the US anymore, especially now.

The US can't fight back because it risks damage to its reputation among European states, damage that right now, it cannot afford.

If Jezza imposes regulations and restrictions, Trump just has to play ball and bitch it out on Twitter. There's nothing he can do that won't bite him back on the ass.

If the absolute ledge does this he will become God

I want to believe

It's the Jezza World Order now

Haha you fucking kidding? Europe fucking hate us now, they just want Brexit over with and us to pack our bags and fuck off. We might get food aid, or we might get a bag of dicks like Greece.

Pretty sure getting put on a 1000 calorie daily diet won't be fun. The only pro is our aging population problem will be sorted out.

look on the bright side, that's the obesity epidemic done away with.

you overestimate the collapsing pig that is america

e about him. >Haha you fucking kidding? Europe fucking hate us now, they just want Brexit over with and us to pack our bags and fuck off. We might get food aid, or we might get a bag of dicks like Greece.

That may be true, but if America shifts blame on a European state for its political choices it also puts the EU in an uncomfortable situation of having to play ball with Trump's demands as well

Something they are not entirely willing to do.

If they harm Britain, they will not retaliate back at the US on Britain's own back, though they might sell it that way, they would do it because it puts them in a limited position regarding US relations they do not want.

So, if Trump tries to ruin the British economy, the EU will retaliate out of fear Trump has become hysterical and uncontrollable, and put the US in the same position you fear Britain will be in. Only this time, Britain too, will be shitting on America.

This is an entirely plausible situation going into the future. Because as I said, the US government is already in shambles and seen as weak by the rest of the globe, particularly the EU, and by Corbyn and his voting base, particularly hated.

Neoliberalism is reaching the end of its shelf life, which is why porky is getting so desperate that they're even starting to take UBI seriously. Nearly all the easy money Neoliberalism needs to function has been drawn out of the general economy and concentrated into the bourgeois upper strati. The only thing keeping it going now is the fact that the Fed keeps dumping trillions of dollars into it at practically no interest, but neither of those things can continue for ever. They're sweating bullets every time they raise interest rates, even by the fractions of a percent that they've been nudging it up. That's not even to go into how all the things Neoliberalism needed to be successful domestically in the first place, like a functioning and up to date infrastructure, good schooling, employment security, a free and open society, etc, are disappearing as well.

Neoliberalism is on borrowed time. What you need to be worried about is what fresh new hell 21st century Fascism is going to bring.

Jezza is working on Paul Mua'dib levels

There is nothing he can do that is impossible. He is the true Mahdi

in what way? by giving aid to a UK in the grip of rationing?

Bernie was cheated out of the Democratic nomination actually, it's a symptom of the anti-democratic primary process where they declare states results in stages instead of having just one day of voting, so they preparing counter measures as the early states declared their results.

In the UK, the Labour Party has a single day of voting where it's one member, one vote process (including affiliated trade union members who aren't members of the party), they had no idea people would like Corbyn so they were caught of guard. If Labour had regional primaries, Corbyn would have lost. Also we are given 2 votes, so we don't face the "wasted vote" dilemma of that Democrats fear (not as much anyway), though it's still first pass the post.

Also the Democrats have gerrymandering involved in their primaries, Labour does not, every vote counts and we don't have the election fraud associated with electronic voting machines either (Hillary coincidentally squashed Bernie 3:1 votes when it came to electronic machines but paper votes favoured Bernie).

Don't forget about those super delegates too which put off Hillary detractors as they felt that even if everything else was ok, that they wouldn't be able to overcome this hurdle.

Bernie could have won if the Democrats had the the same procedures our Labour Party does.

CHOQ

I wouldn't put too much faith in that stopping a CIA bullet.

Restricting relations with the US until it feels it has a more stable Government that will not impose harm on it. It will be a retroactive reaction to possible economic harm, if it harms Britain economically.

Literally Trump has both his hands tied behind his back in a scenario like this

With the amount of leaks capable in the US because of outsourcing intelligence agency jobs to private companies, assassinating a prime minister without someone leaking it is physically impossible

Other nation's intelligence agencies would know too, and the reaction would only be the greater

Ain't even American, y'all got nuthin' on me.

And you know I'm right. Search it in your hearts.

Jezza literally is an unstoppable machine. He is the right man at the right time who will make all the difference.

The trust in May and the Tory's and anyone right and liberal in Britain is historically low, the EU doesn't trust the US and will retaliate if it harms nearby Western nations as a retroactive shield in case Trump decides to harm them. Speculation will occur.

This also puts the UK in a position to bargain on NATO with the EU, since Trump says he doesn't trust it, they might have no choice but to make the US have a limited role until trust can be put in it again.

Jezza is the spoiled little boy who gets all the toys and if Trump whines about it the parents will spank him.

Bernie is more liberal than Corbyn so I doubt it.

Growth during the last 30 years came from exposing common households to unprecedented levels of debt – student loans, auto loans, mortgage, credit cards etc. This is the bottom and people can't be tapped for money any further.

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS

I don't underestimate how callous and vindictive they can be, I'm sure you too are aware how many fucks Madeleine Albright gave about killing 500,000 Iraqi children.


I would guess if the US collapsed the GBP and forced it's client states to sanction us the EU would make us the offer of rejoining the EU, but would soon after put us on the naughty step with a well earned dunce's cap.
We'd basically become Portugal.
It would be a good opportunity for the EU to pretend to be a rival hegemon.

Behind the scenes, nobody trusts the US right now, if Britain opposes it, only the press would be fully against Corbyn, the media. Really the EU would be frightened they might be next, and give Trump a bitch slap back into reality. The US government would then eat the Trump Admin alive for being so callous

What does Bernie even have to do with my first post, other than the pic?

will we become the cute retarded pepes of europe by 2020?

My point is, if Jezza were to just nudge Britain in even the slightest way towards restricting American interests until it plays ball with Britain's own demands under Corbyn, the US is limited in its negotiating because of all the blow back that would happen in context with the current administration.

And the European public would be none the happier as they see Trump as a pest. Trump's role can only be to shrink its relationship with Britain and the EU, and that can only harm itself.

I can't wait to see how this unfolds because it's been proven Trump's temper is a hilarious short fuse. If a self proclaimed socialist starts pushing for less trust in the US, and he can only leave and harm his admin in doing so, he might be so pissed he starts throwing a fit around the room tweeting about his new nickname nemesis "COMMUNIST CORBYN"

Don't deny this is possible under a Jezza PM. The US is historically hostile to socialist policy of any kind, and Jezza is not afraid to put his cards on the table in regards to the US.

We are about to see something beautiful

Something we've all been waiting for.

The US being told to pipe down

JEZZA== ==JEZZA== ==JEZZA

DO IT YOU ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

Also, isn't the only argument for imposing sanctions on the US, to appease politically correct whining from SJWs? That seems like it would be a political own-goal for Corbyn.

I have faith

No it's because Jeazza knows he needs to whip up nationalist fervour to satisfy the Nazbol Gods.

No, to get rid of US interest in controlling large portions of a now independent Britain.

Corbyn doesn't want that. That's what hinges on my argument. The fact that Corbyn would not at all want future American interests influencing a new independent nation under his command, opposing his manifesto.

This is where the limitations would come in. And if US retaliation happens, everything I just listed given the context is possible.

You are underestimating the relevance of a now independent UK, and how many hands might want to influence it, particularly the US. May seems to be going in that direction.

Cold fucking day in hell before Jezza lets the US interfere with his plans with corporate interest and meddling.

Under Corbyn, when he inevitably leads? That will not happen.

Also, he wants to seperate himself from Blair as much as possible, in fact, he wants to fucking try Tony Blair for god damn War Crimes

He will not capitulate to US demands until his demands are met, and he knows he can reinforce his position by stoking the fear of a rogue US. A fear the public has as well, ergo they elect him again with the same growing majority tired of being influenced by the US.

Corbyn is literally going to do some Paul Mua'dib level middle finger to the Empire and nobody could stop him.

sadly he's not a good enough bullshitter to get away with another 45 minutes

Crazy enough it just might work

He got an entire crowd to listen to him for hours, serve drinks, and be on stage with musicians, surrounded by people cheering him on. The demographics speak otherwise, this is what they want to hear. It doesn't matter.

Jezza is the second fucking coming of fucking Christ

You put too much faith in CIA bullets…I mean he will be a semi-socialist leader of a state surrounded by water, w/ anti-American tendencies and the love of the people; it's not without precedent…

It fucking does matter because he parliament makes those kinds of decisions not random crowds.

Jezza hasn't changed his entire life and has purged before, he will fucking purge again, and nothing can stop him. Not even God

He's referring to the inevitable snap election with the frailty of the DUP alliance collapsing any moment in the near future

Guys, I know public support can make a lot of things possible, but it can't make that not be stupid.

Why does he look so moist?

The Government is a wreck, it's decisions are erratic, Corbyn could put pressure on it first to disallow interference with his own party plans; if they refuse it will only escalate.

And as I said if they do it, many will lose, but the US will lose faith with both Britain and the EU, and that will do long term foreign policy damage that the internal strife of the US government will take advantage of, making it seem like Trump is even weaker.

Everything right now, is in favor of Corbyn's demands for an independent Britain free from much international corporate interests. He's purged before, do not underestimate his willingness to ball the fuck out knowing that his enemy can only shoot itself in the foot by creating such an economic conflict.

Will he do it? I'm not sure, but if it gets to that level, he will threaten, and that threaten enough is to put in motion plans within plans.

Jezza is quite the strategist, the British press underestimated how much of a presence he has. He is the most popular Brit politician in god knows how long.

Making Britain a free state away from US control is on Corbyn's to do list, I guarantee it. That's why the Tory's are pissing themselves over the possibility. They want stronger corporate ties to the US.

Corbyn is the sledgehammer that can damage all of it. For a real independent Britain.

Which in turn, just for the absolute audacity, will make Jezza even more popular. Demigod levels.

I'm busy doing stupid stuff but I have some thoughts on this.

The problem with neoliberalism as distinct from fordist capitalism is that money - if made available easily - is thrown at the financial sector. "Productive" factory owning porky has been getting slapped around a bit compared to financial sector porky who gets extra helpings of whatever pigs eat i don't know

Interest rates can fuck up the financial sector as their debtors go bust, but they can also hold advantage for it. At least if you look back to the early 80s, for example, the high-interest rate policies of the Thatcher government absolutely wrecked industry - there's the myth that we were inefficient, lazy, etc. Sure, some nationalised industry might've been getting subsidized, but this is the private sector and these were private businesses that were reasonably efficient and simply couldn't afford to borrow the money they needed at the insane interest rates on offer. But the currency-trader porkies made a killing, because somehow high interest rates are good for their money I don't really remember how this bit works.

Though it's true that Neoliberalism has basically hanged itself. One has to wonder - if it collapses - if the Blair years will come to be seen in a tragicomic way. Yes, some investment thrown at public services - but so blinded by ideology, the neoliberals couldn't help but fuck it up and waste the money.


Believe it or not we do still do some high-technology things. We could frustrate F-35 production for like a year, I bet.
Though you don't need literal sanctions, you can just tweak their noses a bit.

Yeah the high interest rates resulted in a strong pound that made our industry uncompetitive.
Despite the high interest rates post Black Wednesday industry recovered a tad with the weak pound.

So would being full independent gives the UK a chance to rebuild the secondary and primary industry, or are we terminally locked into tertiary

small happening in london, pigs get bricks thrown at them by protestors after black but dies after being beaten by cops

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40401221

youtube.com/watch?v=M0LkBkMT6pM

how long until the pigs get slaughtered. someone's going to pick up a gun eventually.

tertiary will be fucking off to NYC soon so we don't have a lot of choice (or cash)

Its bound to kick off in some form or another over summer comrade

I'm willing to bet there's going to be a boom of farming if that happens, if only to help feed the population. As for mining…not terribly likely, there isn't much (if any) coal left, or metal ores.

Factories…again, maybe. it would have to be built on state owned industry if all the tertiary guys piss off.

Don't share videos of protesters if their faces are not blurred.

saw this on an alt-right page but its actually pretty cool

Are you lads still writing fanfiction about Corbyn? You've been at it all night long.

He didn't win outright the last election because we didn't meme him hard enough. We're turning it up a notch

last election was a strategic victory, next time is the follow up.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40401314
There is no stopping this guy is there

For you.

Eh there is a decent amount of mining of marble and sandstone, we just don't do it much anymore.

As for farming, yeah, if we take some of the 8bn and put it into the British Agricultural policy beyond what the EU does we could really see things kicking off: especially if we sponsor biofuels.

Has anyone noticed that the alt-right have gotten more rabid in youtube comment sections since the election?

youtube.com/watch?v=8RsSPOcVcNM

It goes to show, just having a middle-class British accent, absolves you all the stupid shit you say (pic related).

I am not sure what you are getting at here? You link a Dore video with people upping Corbyn and the pic is civilised?

Well this is a better example:

youtube.com/watch?v=UVGFi8balOM

As well as all the other channels hosting Corbyn/Glastonbury videos.

Pic was posted because, despite it being civil, it was only civil to mislead Dore into checking out a reactionary youtuber who has no idea what he's talking about, ironic because Dore is more informed than Sargon who is misinformed at this point.

Damn, can we have them make more OC for us?

Oh Scheiße. Shütt it döwn!

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WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK

gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/621794/Confidence_and_Supply_Agreement_between_the_Conservative_Party_and_the_DUP.pdf

What's the hot take on this?

Looks like the tories found their
MAGIC MONEY TREE
after all

I agree with you, but the person you're responding to is right, too. Compromising what you believe and shifting right and apologizing for "mistakes" is bullshit and Corbyn proved it works.

uh, sorry, meant to say proved it works when a politician doesn't do that

applying the Armed Forces Covenant throughout the UK might be a sure way to put SF off from concluding an agreement about the new norn iron executive

So lads, who will assist me in the great purge? I am the party member who compiled the draft Blairite list and it would be nice if I didn't have to personally contact every county to direct Momentum volunteers, the most ideal solution would be people from here carrying out the deselections themselves with the assistance of Momentum members.
The list is most likely far from complete, and I see names I've never heard of thrown around as candidates for deselection regularly. We definitely need a Scot to give input on Scottish Labour politicians.
The great part about the deselection function of the Labour Party is that even though it means we have to stick with undesirables in power for a while, it leaves them with no time to mount an effective counter to our efforts. As far as I can see, we will be terminating people's political careers overnight.

You know what's crazy about this "lifelong Labour voter" shit? You can be in your early 40's and never had anyone to vote for but Blairites until recently. Whenever I see the phrase I think "lifelong Blair fanatic and owner of several BTL properties".

The Labour party should make more of the fact that so many economists endorse them, but literally non endorse the Tories, and start to challenge the bullshit prejudice that the Tories have any economic competence.

I hope this means we can ask for syndicalist policies from the Labour party.

Can some of you Comrades hold me for a bit.

I've lived here for 11 years since I was 14 and under the rules for EU nationals announced today I might miss the cut-off by 2 months because of a 3 month unemployment gap because I didn't want to claim job seekers allowance.

neolibs are crying about the end of the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧liberal🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 order

snopes.com/dad-posted-picture-of-baby-holding-gun-on-facebook-just-before-she-shot-herself/

Scottish Labour needs to be razed to the ground, anyone who stood by during Jim Murphy's leadership cannot be trusted

holy its so cancerous there.
its like there is an autism bat signal for these people to swarm retarded comments that don´t make sense and then upvote each other. Kinda see a similar thing when ever people talk about kurds on the internet. suddenly a bunch of turks are very interested.

11 years? Fuck that's a long time. Not sure if the EU will allow it to stay that high so don't neck yourself just yet.

Ever notice the number of anti-communists in the comments of communist songs? Imagine looking up communist music so you can sperg out about muh 40 gorillion in the comments.

what did they mean by this?

Depends. Do you have any ideas to get Porky to bring his factories back from China? Ones that don't involve gulags and bullets to the back of the head, I mean.


They're more rabid everywhere. Political tweets tended to get flooded with SJW idiocy. But they have since isolated themselves in their own bubble, and political tweets get flooded with aut-right idiocy.

Fuck, I remember seeing that pic ages ago on Something Awful, back when it still had some life in it. I distinctly recall someone saying that the the baby didn't receive any pre-natal care because the woman didn't know she was preganant because she's too fat to menstruate. Dunno if fake because hey, they're juggalos.

Airships, obviously.

and the chinese will just hand them over because they're good boys like that?

I thought the incentive was in the manifesto. tax relief for companies that use profits to invest in infrastructure and R&D in the uk?

what's the incentive for the chinese to comply?

… It was a joke, fam

ahem i refer to my last comment

its baby steps but building up a proper high tech manufacturing base might be possible under this proposal and keep the liberals moving in the right direction of nationalization and eventual worker control. it do-sent happen overnight though.

Or we could use armalites. its a popular solution where im from.

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lmao bad shop

How long do people think the DUP deal will last. Its shocking though how many Tory voters are supporting it. This is just cash for votes I would hope at least some conservative voters would be against this but it seems they are that desperate to keep "marxist Labour" out

I imagine there are a lot of bots at play here.

The Labour party chauvinism of the British left is one reason I'm seriously looking into emigration just so I never have to think about it again. Sometimes it passes without bothering me too much, but at other points it can put me into a blind rage. The fact people can actually gleefully endorse Blairites just because they've got a fucking rose stuck to them. (And usually not even that, usually it's a blue tie and a nametag.)

I mean, my apathy to current politics and Scottish politics in particular has been growing (to the benefit of my own mental health), but the change in tone from "Progressive alliance!" to "Let's take back Scotland, this time Scottish Labour will play nice and we'll get a majority!" amongst some on the left has been incredibly disconcerting. I'm too tired to fight it anymore, though. It's much easier to draw the simple conclusion that the UK can never be trusted and that individual escape (i.e. emigration) is the only option. which was also my pre-referendum outlook, crazy how HUMAN nature do dat…
(Though for all the posturing, I'm going to be stuck here long enough to see if Corbyn can do this nightmare-land any good)


This too.
It fucking drives me insane that the BBC - notionally with an obligation to educate the public, or at least stimulate debate - didn't bring up anti-austerity economists regularly as part of a "plague on all your houses" strategy towards Miliband, Cameron and Clegg. Instead they just triangulate within the liberal consensus. It's not that I expect better (my expectations from the corporation at this stage shoot straight into negative-quality territory.), but goddamn we deserve better.


I have to wonder whether the Scottish membership can pull it off. The Blairite-% seems much higher amongst them, which I would infer makes deselection harder.

This guy… he's hilarious.

M8 I turned 18 when the recession hit and had to suffer their shit for years and I can tell you they've been humbled enough times recently that they're finally on the back foot. They'll snarl and lash out but we're about to give them the kicking of the century. We just don't have to listen to the Blairites or the boomers anymore - they are racing towards irrelevancy. There are efforts to consolidate power in the Labour Party but for now we have to play nice until the opportunity arises (it's not something that can just be done, there are rules regarding it).
I honestly feel confident about coming out on top after an Establishment coup at this point. A shitload of arrogance from the elites has handed us the country on a platter.

The same thing that every 1st-world country until the 1970s used to keep factories onshore before: Protectionist countervailing duty tariffs against unfair 3rd world labor practices.

Augmenting such tariffs by converting existing foreign aid into FairTrade subsidies would add even greater butthurt to transnational porkies.

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what country is that?

Luxembourg. They killed the only one

canada,

Who /one mcdonnell speech from open rebellion/ here?

what?

Are you ready to fight the forces of reaction?

With what, a cricket bat?

While you were studying theory, I was studying the tankzip gun.

Corbyn has the working class on his side

Ignore the crap about people saying his voters are middle class hipsters; complete projection bollocks by liberal bourgies

Somebody explain these categories to me once and for all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NRS_social_grade

they're private sector, just be aware of this.

how is that relevant to their polling?

because the private sector has a bad habit of cutting corners, meaning results aren't 100% accurate.

On second thoughts, the prospect of lynching my landlord does sound tempting.

That's the spirit!

You know reactionaries always retort and say that we'd be the first to go in an actual socialist uprising.

I say good! It means that there are at least 20 of these fucking scumbags who are also going to be put to the wall for every one of us who get purged in the revolution.

That's pure projection on their part tbqh. And there's a hidden threat in it; what they really want to say is the reactionaries will try to kill revolutionaries. I'm convinced they got it from Nazi Punks Fuck off by Dead Kennedys.

Theresa May announces general election (2017, pixelised.)

(Video 2)

#KillAllBoomers

When exactly does the Queen's Speech come to a vote, again? If it somehow failed, wouldn't it be a constitutional crisis because the Fixed Term Parliaments Act forgot to consider that turn of events for some reason?

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Remember your history lessons, user. Porky (and Aristoporky) will ally with absolutely anyone in order to stop who they see as gommies, regardless of them being actual gommies or not. If the BUF was still around and Porky needed them to keep Corbyn out, you better believe he would go for it.


You know what would be good to fight that? A charismatic figure using Econ 101 lessons (you really don't need more in order to debunk neoliberalism) to scold Tories, in a sort of parallel campaign to Corbyn's. Do a podcast, teach them during a rally, during some publicity stunts etc. Everything to get the media's and people's attention. McDonnell would be perfect for this.


It's a good idea, but there's a catch in the current economy, I think. Let's say, sneakers are made in some Indonesian sweatshop, so the Porky in question can sell them to British citizens for an outrageous sum that more than makes up for production costs plus taxes. So you add a tariff that would hike its consumer price to a value higher than "Made in UK" sneakers would have. In theory it should work.

But with the world economy being a mess of precarization and agreements that forbid national governments from putting corporations in their place, is it even possible to operate that British sneaker factory at a profit i.e. sell to consumers at a reasonable price while staying in the black?


What's the name of the martyr?

I have New Balances made in England and they cost me £120 for a leather pair, I don't think most people would be willing to pay that.

First name is Rosa

American here

I sincerely hope that J. Corbyn wins and that he survives the assassination attempts being carried out by the anti-freedom CIA.

I don't think he's on their radar. not yet anyway.

The CIA can't assassinate him with McDonnell as his second in command. McDonnell is a Marxist firebrand compared to Corbyn, and fucking up the power shift that much would see some kind of Syndie armed insurrection on Britain's streets.

Most of CIA ops backfire, so they aren't the most forward thinking organization.

Jeremy Corbyn gives a broadcast (2025, hologram-to-tape conversion.)

Also, wearing aviators to conference for some reason.

With what we have nothing?
Need to start making guns and stealing ammo.

You can buy guns so as long as you're not a headcase just so you know

Guns become abundant once the rulebook flies out the window. You can't get guns now, once the military are on the streets then they'll be as common as coke dealers.
There's also one shot weaponry, which if you get a pair of and spot some squaddies on patrol you can walk up behind them and upgrade to LA85A1s and flak jackets in the blink of an eye.

About as close as we are going to get

This Just don't tell them you're gearing up for the coming proletarian revolution and you should be fine.

Airguns
(Except for viewers in Scotland, who already have knives in their socks.)

A fucking rose!

exactly, and it's the reason bernie would get heart attack gunned if he got even close to power, no one more radical behind him, or anywhere in the burger scene

I do know I have some but a .22 semi auto isnt enough. I do also have a 762 rifle


True, I was going to add I have heard it is not hard to make a Bren gun

Yeah it would have been interesting during the election if there had been party political broadcast with a group of economists shitting on austerity.
Proof it doesn't need to be long youtube.com/watch?v=go2bVGi0ReE

yeah, I'll just get a sneak critical hit on them rendering them unconscious and then I'll loot their bodies.

I totally disagree. With the Donald in charge of Amerikkka, it seems like it is inevitable. The UK has traditionally been an ally but it will not last with Corbyn and Trump.

There is historical precedent for the CIA taking out, either directly or indirectly, elected leftists who'd have real power.

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obligatory apology for calling Concorde bourgeoisie. Tony Benn liked it and the Americans didn't, so it can't be bad.

It is now, the EU have functionally destroyed all WW2 weaponry in Europe after the Charlie Hebdo shootings, where WW2 SMGs were used. No worry though, as WW2 tier weaponry is quite easy to make, and will become abundant as soon as things go sour. The police even occasionally find gangs armed with them.

user, getting shot in the back of the head kills you.

Cost of proposed Labour policies vs. DUP deal.

you're forgetting they have +5 DR helmets friend.

Looks like 1 billion pounds in savings to me! Stupid fucking comming can't into basic economics.

Faaaaaarrrrrrkkkkiiin 'ell!, If that only goes on unionist communities then the Troubles 2.0 here we go!

The helmets are for looting, you shoot them at the bottom of the head.

That's about £800 for every man, woman and child in Northern Ireland. I hope they don't spend it all at once!

Am I reading this right to interpret it as advocating for tax increases on the rich to remove the budget deficit? (As opposed to "deficits don't matter we've got bigger problems." or such)

I absolutely hate the fact that Tony Benn will never assist Corbyn's victory.

Holy shit the DUP are fucking ballers. How much is it for loyalists only?

He watches the skies.

Corbyn is the raging revenge of Benn.

What do you mean? I don't think they can hog it to their own party members only.

Same as happened last time, when the Gilded Age was brought to an end: Starved of any alternatives, British manufacturers would increase worker compensation as major manufacturers were forced to compete for scarce British labor. Naturally, this would work much better if immigrant visa quotas were also slashed to the bone.

Oh, and although I can't imagine anyone here doesn't already know, the neolib turd-worldist claim that offshoring has decreased the price of consumer goods is blatant malarky: Inflation-corrected relative to worker income (especially disposable income), the price of consumer goods has held steady or GONE UP due to offshoring.

the eternal orangeman

I hope you're weapon is silenced and you have a backup save in case you miss.

Also the idea that we are meant to be under austerity but can just throw huge amounts money at N.Ireland is rather interesting.
Added to that it's really going to piss off some poorer areas such as in the North of England the Welsh valleys or parts of Scotland which aren't getting this kinda money

Indeed.
Good chance for socialists to organise and set up working class autonomy

The sad thing is that the Northern Irish people won't be seeing that money, it's not like they're all getting a cheque. Most of it will be ending up in porky's hands.

Fidel survived over 638 attempts, I'm sure Corbyn can escape a few.


Have you considered acid?
archive.is/D5yKC


It's still doable, look how much coverage Corbyn is getting. Get McDonell to do his own Free Publicity Tour '17 using the same tactics.


Should have bought generic.


I may be exposing my ignorance here, but I don't see how that increasing worker compensation would allow the British factory to function. You mean to say, better-paid workers would be willing to pay higher prices for the shoes? Dunno, seems like a gambit. Also, wouldn't that contribute to general raises in prices of sneakers, thus hurting lower-paid workers?

Now this is something I'm very inrested in. I always found how outrageous the markups on offshored products are. Production costs keep shrinking, but consumer prices never do. Porky always pockets the difference, that's why you can't give the industrial sector a tax decrease.

Do you know of any book on the subject?

It's too basic a subject to justify a book, really. I can't find specific numbers on median worker income for the UK, but in the case of the US, this is pretty unambiguous, and I imagine the UK is broadly similar (if perhaps a bit less dire):
epi.org/publication/understanding-the-historic-divergence-between-productivity-and-a-typical-workers-pay-why-it-matters-and-why-its-real/

Note that the inflation index for compensation here is the CPI-U-RS, which is composed of a "basket" of various consumer goods in proportions typical of consumer consumption. By this standard, simply put, commodity inflation has outpaced wage inflation.

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/377845268856569856

Oh I'm familiar with the productivity swindle. (This is an important thing that will be studied endlessly in the future. How about naming it Productivity Swindle? Or is "swindle" one a bad word for these economic capitalized phenomena?)

I asked about the markup of offshored products specifically.

Burger here
Don't the orange northirish marches happen in July?
Won't this have an inflammatory effect on the republicans in the six counties ?

The productivity thing is another issue, yes, but pay attention to just the bottom line in the graph.

Nominal labor compensation has gone up since the 1970s, due to inflation. Nominal prices of consumer goods have also gone up, due to inflation. The problem is that labor compensation has failed to outpace, or even keep pace, with the inflation of consumer goods.

There are basically two possible explanations for this:
A: Consumer goods are more expensive in absolute terms, due to offshoring and immigration. This is highly implausible.
B: Labor compensation has fallen much faster than consumer goods prices in absolute terms that , due to offshoring and immigration.

oh yes. I have a friend that lives in Derry, and he's said people in former Free Derry are fucking furious. That and reps on the internet are spamming IRA memes like nobody's business.

How soon until DUP freikorps are marching alongside bobbies in the streets again?

If they were to militarise NI again, that would see the return of the provos and that's a promise.

Also, people would tell them to come out and fight :^)

Personally, I like the way swindle evokes "swine", but I'd bet few people make that connection (they don't share a root).

probably the only fighting thats gonna take place between SF and DUP in the next two years.

A small cottage industry has been built around producing ever more terrible takes about Corbyn. The election results seems to have had no effect on them.

Corbyn was meant to assist Benn victory in the 1980s, now he carries his legacy forward.


Basically, when there was a coup against the catholic James the II, a protestant from the netherlands was brought over to replace him. In Ireland, the catholics rebelled for the old king (with his supporters being called the Jacobites)
and there was a war. On the 12th of July, 1690, protestant militias lead by William of Orange (hence orange order) fought the Jacobite forces, and won at the battle of the Boyne. This is what the Twelfth is about.

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Has anyone else noticed people comparing Corbyn's popularity to Hitlers? Its pretty funny t read the youtube comment sections and see this sort of bullshit

Comparing Corbyn to Hitler? They were doing that before the election, and not just Hitler but the Nazis in general. I think Labour expelled a member for comparing Momentum to the SA for example. And when Corbyn wasn't being compared to Hitler, he's was being compared to Trump and Le Pen.

lads,anyone else worried the momentum for radical change will die off by 2022?
I thought the Grenville thing would produce more change but that seems to have mainly fizzled out now, despite it being a transparent example of the powerful not giving a shit.

I've heard 'corbyn is just like trump' a whole lot


there'll probably be an election before that
but if there isn't I don't think it matters, there's been a shift in where 'common sense' lies and that shift has been in corbyn's favour

that rachel sylvester piece was fucking awful. she literally compared Corbyn's dislike of the EU and support for continuing brexit to Stalin's 'socialism in one country'

nick cohen's done that as well

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Post more Corbyn hit pieces please

I'm also curious about this. Foreign-made goods don't seem all that cheaper. I understand that wages have stagnated, but I also have a gut feeling (no real evidence to back up this feeling) that consumer goods haven't dropped in price as much as we've been made to believe.

That's because it's only cheap to the distributor. They buy the goods for pennies and then sell it for what they think they can get away with.

looks like he's on his way to clean up a murder scene

I wish.

Cleaning up after his last purge

He's just pointing out the scam that happened. Which surprisingly few know about.
They think the poles and the shitskins came over and drained the country with gibs.
Or we spent too much on trains and hospitals.
Not we bailed everyone with assets out (which means the richer you are the more you got) while making the poorest pay the price through job losses and shittier services.
Even the tax increases and benefit cuts affected the poorest the hardest.

How is Nick still in a job? Oh yeah, it's because he's supposed to be misinforming us, but the following is especially infuriating to see given that these buffoons will never be held to account ie lose their jobs for being shit at it:

morningstaronline.co.uk/a-b5ee-Why-was-the-liberal-press-so-wrong-on-Corbyns-Labour

Given that these propagandists will never go away, we ought to make one of those browser extensions like Gamergate did for those colluding idpol shills, but for neoliberals and reactionaries.

Or better yet, our own wiki for these hacks and make an archive of all the times they were wrong or just down right deceptive like Gamergate did with their anatagonists on deepfreeze:

deepfreeze.it/index.php

Well yeah, but I knew most of that. The thing that caught me out is when he seemed to hint the appropriate action for the government would be to raise taxes on the wealthy speculators who fucked everything up to begin with while leaving public services intact to rectify the upwards tendency in income distribution, instead of keeping taxes down and letting the deficit grow to subsidize public services. (Although this could also be "Deficit grow now, tax later.", I haven't slept since making that post.)

This

I don't think he's suggesting a policy, just pointing out the inequity of the situation and the politics that created it.
He leaves it up to the viewer to decide the rest.

is jon snow /ourguy/?

twitter.com/Channel4News/status/879664649469349888

how is this allowed

Because the monarchy contributes like £230m in the treasury each year.

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doesn't she have a fuck load of land to live off?

because we need a monarchy to remind people that power under capitalist society is arbitrary and luck based and that no number of lottery tickets is going to make you a queen or king. take away the monarchies and you greatly empower american dream tier delusion that anyone can succeed (and therefore will if they try hard enough) instead of having the proles know where to shoot in a revolution: upwards, because they're never going to be the guy who owns the expensive jet fighter if they shoot backwards with the reactionaries.

(although more broadly i have a fondness for the queen herself, mostly because she used to mock Thatcher's faux-posh accent. in wankish future fantasy I often wonder if a socialist Britain could keep a meaningless, powerless monarchy. this is almost entirely queen-based though, i don't know or care about 99% of the royals.)

the first move in a post-revolutionary britain, after purging parliament, would be to depose the monarchs with extreme prejudice.

Yes show owns teh land, but no she cannot live off of it. Basically the deal is that we give the monarchy a set amount of money, and all the profits from the lands go to the state. So we turn a profit of the monarchy, and while yes it is bad that we are pumping money into them; ironically this is creating jobs are no real net loss.

"Jeremy - Who exactly are you now?"
"Remember the Queen? Well I'm like a Queen."

Also reminder that Harry said that they don't really want to be monarchs anymore: it's quite likely we will have a referendum after Liz dies.

Happy the EU withdrawal is fucking them out of the CAP tbh. Hopefully we can get some crops on the go if the EU decides to get nasty.

I imagine this could happen in Japan but I'd like to see the royals here in a council flat and the queen on a modest pension.

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Most of them don't seem terribly regal to me anyway. Just like some other dipshit from Made in Chelsea.

I dunno, the royals aren't cunts: Charles beefing the republicans over climate change was a good example of this.

GOP Republicans that is.

I know it's rather ridiculous that the monarchy is getting a pay rise but I have a feeling, much attention will be given to this story while far larger amounts of money are transferred from the poor to the rich unnoticted from the far more real threat of the financial sector.
e.g remember this gem, well most people don't and that's for a reason
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/01/huge-tax-giveaway-for-rich-as-poor-are-hit-george-osborne-tax-benefit-budget-changes

The Monarch herself contributes money to the government but that does not account for the rest of the royalty's expenses.

time for the stuarts to return to the throne

It does, in 2015 the treasury got a profit of £150m.


The last jacobite heir is the duke of Bavaria.

It's honestly staggering how people just ignore the overwhelming death count of the Empire

Didn't churchy himself say that history is written by the victors?
I'm in no way any a fan of big man mao but it's rather ironic that this seems to be the case

I mean tbf I have met people that can defend Mao: she is not one of them.

PROOF.jpg

Man, I wish there was some way we could democratize communication in capitalist mass media. These shameless propagandists just get to lie and defame, and their targets can't even get a small space in the same outlet to reply.


I'm guessing this is May's bet, wait for Corbyn's star to burn out and then let the coalition crash and call an election. Because it worked so well for her to call an election when she was 20+ points ahead In the polls.


Enlighten a mudblood, is this deal enshrined in law or some other document?

And how much money does the family already have anyway?


Did anyone ever do a body count like a Black Book of John Bull?

Also link me please.

Starting to wonder if May holding on until 2022 (or otherwise the Tories doing so, though May is ideal.) might be the best option for all parties.

-Any second referendum for Scotland would occur under a Tory regime, giving the best chance of success.
-Any global recession would probably strike on May's watch, in combination with our general trend towards misery and her complete lack of charm.
-More time to purge Blairites and make easy shots from the sidelines.

On the other hand maintaining momentum is very important as the SNP's disappointing performances after 2015 show, so from that perspective a 2017B election might be tempting instead, hoping a recession hits early on but prudent government policies bring the economy back to a not-shit state by 2022, letting them win another term.

Obviously, because as cappie logic states, capitalism dindu nuffin ever and is the best thing ever created, and communism is an evil Satanic curse and is responsible for 10¹⁹¹⁷ deaths

Well it was reformed in 2011 into the Sovereign grant: which is a variable percentage of the income generated from crown estates (on a two year delay). So yeah, the modern deal is enshrined in law. As for the specifics of payment ect.:
As such, parliament always comes out the better in this. Which is why the renovation of Buckingham palace isn't a bad thing, it is coming from the queen's own money and is the kind of demand side economic investment that is good for economic growth. But then again, perhaps a part of the reserve fund should go into investment for poor areas or the like regardless.

youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA
Any estimate would be incomplete; one of the perks of ending your tyrannical reign yourself is burning all evidence before packing up and going home.

is corbyn a leftist thatcher?

I hope. Now fix your name

Tbh, yes.

God I hope so

I always liked the quote attributed to Lenin, "There are decades where nothing happens, and then there are weeks where decades happen."

If he is it means that the manifesto is just the start and that this country will look very different in 20 years.

I hope we go full market socialist. It really doesn't seem off the table now.

That's the thing, if consumer goods have dropped even slightly in price, the only possible explanation is that the absolute price of 1st-world labor has collapsed.


Isn't that what FAIR was supposed to do?


Definitely have to maintain momentum. And a purge would be infinitely more satisfying if done all at once during selection for the next GE, might even cause enough butthurt for the Blairites to split and burn.


It's a common fallacy of establishment shills, where they assume that their partisan opinion is isn't just conventional or traditional, but that it's a simple observation transcending opinion. Capitalists insist boom-bust market cycles and 3rd-world famines are acts of God outside the realm of human intervention, neolibs assume offshoring and immigration for arbitrage between 1st and 3rd world regulatory environments are part of the globalized world, and perhaps the most blatant, that capitalism (especially in its current form) isn't a recent phenomenon, but instead "human nature".

How can an American aid my fellow brit bongrads?

t.Rudiger Dornbusch

The inequality article is disingenuous. It's blaming Corbyn for promoting universal programmes and refusing to means-test like the austerity supporters wants to.

REEEEEEEEEEE!

What do you mean by phoneposter? Can you tell the difference?

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Is that third one the New Statesman? I swear I'm adding anyone in the Fabian Society to the fucking list if it is.

What's that?

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The Spectator

This particular complaint is so old it has no relevance now. 70% of this board are phone posters.

Who had have thought that a board centred on liberating the working class would mostly contain posts made by people at work?

twitter.com/NyeBeverage/status/874281994120835072

'inequality activist'

Foo Fighters Headlined the Saturday. Dave Grohl is only 48. The writer of the article is 37. I wouldn't exactly call him ancient to you mate.


A tonne of these articles like the first ones here are just the people on top trying to tell other people what to think which is what they've been trying to do for years. But it's not working this time and they're going into overdrive.

phoneposters are no longer a marginalised class. as an inequality activist, i should know.

70% of statistics are made up

sure. but i'm not far off

am i the only person in the west still using a nokia dumb phone?

conservatism is the new counter culture

using a nokia phone is about looking at things beyond the mainstream narrative

btw even third worlders use smartphones

Well imagine my shock

But I voted Labour. FML

He talks like a really shitty English tabloid newspaper story.

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I fucking hate means-testing advocates.

Means testing can never tell you the entire story, it's based on an irritating level of assumption. Particularly for university students, there's an irritating sort of arbitrariness with assuming just because you have rich parents they're going to subsidize you. Not to mention reams of other factors that come into play. (And the obscenity of wasting any money on means testing.)

Oh, that weasel. Lmao. He used to write about how May was the best thing since sliced bread.
stv.tv/news/politics/1360721-theresa-may-is-prime-minister-and-it-s-the-most-natural-thing-i-can-imagine/

Zizek on Corbyn.

independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyn-emmanuel-macron-france-labour-europe-brexit-get-rid-of-left-beware-a7808346.html

test

i don't think anyone is dumb enough to try that radical centre shit
there's no popular support at all, it's only pundits who are enthusiastic

Would there be interest here from anons in London to find a little group irl? We could attend leftist events together, discuss, exchange books and perhaps get ready to canvas in the next elections.


hello

PMQs

youtube.com/watch?v=2RPrZg-LdG8

strawpoll.me/13305370
strawpoll.me/13305370
strawpoll.me/13305370

donate.labour.org.uk

Is he crypto- /ourguy/ ?

Owen Jones meets Frankie Boyle | Grenfell Tower residents were treated as less than human

youtube.com/watch?v=EyFZX39joSM

twitter.com/i/moments/879820193509371904

THE DIALECTIC IS IN MOTION

Thanks Nige for spreading class consciousness

JUST

Oh my sweet and innocent user. The savings gained from offshoring are very real, but they're going to very few, Italian-cut, deep pockets.


The smart ones definitely aren't assuming anything, they're purposely lying. They know very well they're spouting bullshit. The more you know about the truth, the better you're able to lie.

You do know there's a difference between the costs of production and the sale price? Some people call it profit…

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

And some would call it surplus value

At first I thought this was an Ayn Rand character.


Red-and-blackpilled, please.


I remember back when the porky media at least had the decency to call those turds "op eds" or "opinions" instead of "news". In a few years they might as well label them "propaganda" and be done with it.

Also the comments on the third one are pure rightwing kid asspain, it's both delicious and annoying because it's all the same old crap.


Damn.


A resounding victory for capitalism.

Incidentally, are you aware of any studies about the cost benefit of means-testing? Given that it's a neoliberal darling, I'd bet it costs more than just doing nothing.


Notice anything in common from the screenshots here?

removal of public service paycap amendment rejected with tory cheers. we have long hot summer to get ready for winter of discontent (|Raised fist) (Union banner) (Smiling face with tears of joy)

lol

The pictures are titled Clipboardimage you idiot. They were taken using the snipping tool on PC.

will this make the tories look bad?

I don't know fam. Might be a bad look.

Yes. They've just told nurses, firefighters and police to go fuck themselves pretty much.

But most people think public sector workers are basically scum anyway. Muh wealth creators etc

Don't you bongs have the same cult of "muh cops, muh firefighters, muh EMS" as us? Pretty much the only group that seems to miss out on glorification (and even then not always) are teachers for some reason.

What? Are you American or something?

Yeah, healthcare workers being treated poorly is one of the Brits berserk buttons.

No, but I don't spend all day surrounded by lefties.


It used to be so but since Thatcher/Major that went away.
Fucking Blair managed to get away with fucking the firemen over.
Basically our population are traditionally very classcucked.

Neither do I. The NHS and the staff on it are regarded as a national treasure.

Yeah, that's what images are called when you copy-paste them on the phone too

Maybe it's me as most people I talk to are frankly pretty stupid, but people just roll their eyes at all the NHS shit. They don't seem to get the urgency of the crisis or how important it is, or how badly the tories fucked it up.
I think the tories know people will get fatigued of hearing about it being in crisis and start to ask for it to be privatised.

I find that stupid people tend to be the first to opine and the last to vote. I doubt anyone will ever be for privatising the NHS, the Tories are just pigheaded ideological fuckwits pushing for it. Soon as it comes into the forefront, Murdoch will back them fully, Labour will just point to America repeatedly, and Labour will gain more power and Murdoch's and the Tories will be diminished. Attempting privatisation of the NHS would be a poll tax tier move.

So is there a danger of privatisation or are their too many factors preventing it

Outright privatisation is very unlikely but on the very edge of the overton window (The IEA for example subtly put out propaganda that other systems, not fully nationalised, offer better care…) but privatisation by stealth is a very real threat (i.e. contracting out services to private providers.)

The Tories are just going to keep fucking it up and pretending it's a problem with the NHS under state control as an excuse for privatisation. The public will never fall for it and it will just make the Tories increasingly unpopular. It's one of the few things I firmly believe you can't dupe the Brits on.

If they do try and privatise it, the ensuing unrest will make the coal riots look like a a schoolyard scrap. Personally, I plan on investing in a stout pair of bolt cutters to break the gates to Downing Street should any such insurrection happen.

I don't think they'll ever get a chance to try now. May seems to have been banned from politically risky moves and I think Corbyn will get in long enough to reform the voting system and have the core Tory vote die off enough to seriously impact their vote share under it.
The Tories are a dead party walking, thankfully.

people said the same about republicans circa 2015

They aren't in a split government, lost youth vote and with a charismatic and popular opponent. The tories are in hot water, and it's plain for all to see.

true but the tories aren't running against centerist technocrats

Yeah, liberal dipshits. If Corbyn gets in soon he will likely get 8 years, 2% of the Tory vote dies every year, and the youth is becoming increasingly politicised.

people are very fickle right now, it's not at all clear that the tories are finished. yes there has been a structural shift, but it's too easy to get carried away with how big it was. the main thing is corbyn will have a higher profile, the media are still economically illiterate austerity shills, even if they come on board with corbyn it's all based on personality and celebrity centred politics, basically ignoring the real issues (they could start with their own biases and failings), and people also have a tendency not to do what they're told. i think the media could sink him, it might be kinnock 92 again.

overall we have an aging population and the general statistical trend is that people move to the right as they get older, corbyn has to lower the voting age just to keep things reasonably fair

The left has completely lost the culture war online because nobody on the left gives a shit about about getting dirty and playing the game.

reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/59v6j1/youtube_is_turning_more_people_into_trumpists/

There is a literal fucking study about how Youtube is turning kids alt-right.

If you are on youtube, downvote and report as hate speech literally any /alt-right/ video you see. They do the same shit to our videos, the difference is, theirs is actually hate speech. Upvote literally any leftist video you see.

Youtube Algorithm works based on upvotes and downvotes, the reason if you watch a video on like, jeremy corbyn and youtube starts recommending you a thousand Sargon of Akkad videos, is because his fanboys have gamed the like/dislike algorithm.

You know they are just kids, right? Usually younger than 16. They'll grow out of it, it's no different from the Tumblr phase their college age siblings went through.

You never know, can't be too careful. I doubt everyone will grow out of it just as some SJWs haven't. We really need some kind of leftist botnet or something to counteract their BS, I know nothing about such things but there has to be some way to artificially inflate left wing channels views and likes to game the algorithms.

Nah they're not, they're edgy 18-25 year olds. Even Sargon meetups have older 20-30s people.

Also I'm 30, and I have normies on my facebook now sharing Sargon videos and shit and hear even normies at work refer to us as "Regressive left" and "Cultural marxists" and shit.

Their propaganda IS working. I've had to talk several normie friends out from being Sargon idiots thanks to them watching their youtube recommendations.

I do already, I hate seeing race baiting conspiracy theory comments about "cultural Marxism" on videos about baking or soldering.

I don't think so, I hear the same old regurgitated arguments IRL but in a more sanitised way ("I'm not racist but…") from 30+ years old and the like at work. People are incredibly misinformed but don't quite have the balls to advertise how truly moronic they are, they call it "thought police" when it's actually embarrassment.

The problem here is that far-right ideology is so proudly anti-rational that it is indistinguishable from Internet. The vacuous edge factor, lack of adherence to principles and obsession with petty interpersonal drama are how they were able to so easily appropriate Internet culture. Because that's what these groups are composed of: people who think real life is the Internet.
Leftism is realism (philosophically, not in a pretentious sense) and reality is boring and depressing. Left wing memes will never be funny.

In that case I would argue that they were already bitter manchildren to begin with and think the aut-right are a chance for them to be socially accepted without having to change.
At risk of sounding like le balanced moderate man, it sounds perfectly similar to Tumblr culture, which was started mainly by fat older women that spend all day blogging.

1.) Sure, some of them are, but just because some of them are kids isn't enough to let this shit fly imo.

2.) The teens are formative years. Many traits gained during one's teenage years will likely stay with them for the rest of their life. We can't just rely on the assumption that they'll "grow out of it" naturally, I'd rather they grow out of it by seeing that there is a reason why their bullshit wasn't tolerated to begin with.

3.)
I hope you're right, but personal experience tells me otherwise, which makes sense given that most of these kids are in America which has a right-wing standard political climate. Tumblr phases are just phases in part due to the fact that their non-normalized behavior is scrutinized by the outside world much more than YouTube shenanigans. (I mean, it's almost an expectation that YouTube comments are cancerous) If we look at gatherings of the Holla Forumsacks and kekistani people, they aren't

From trolling I meant. Modern Encyclopedia Dramatica is a perfect example. Holla Forums has taken over so their new articles are less funny because they actually defend obvious retards that they happen to like.


This has been the norm for a while. Conservatives are complacent with blindly shitting on different opinions because they are used to having ideological hegemony from the Cold War.

Agreed, besides the media sinking him. They've really damaged their influence going all out on this.

The general statistical trend is that the old right wingers are dying.

Come on man.

Dang it I just lost the game

Fuck you

I get what you mean but beliefs aren't quite the same as attitudes. Most people are extremely unwilling to have their minds changed because it makes them feel ashamed and vulnerable to admit to themselves they were wrong. Chances are, kids that maintain these autistic views were already being indoctrinated by neocon parents, and are merely celebrating what they think is a chance to have their views become mainstream among peers.
The biggest appeal of the aut-right to teens is and will always be the edge factor.

Not really, the raging whale subculture is still alive and well and has always been massive on social media. What happened during the "anti-SJW" fad was they tried to make their insane views mainstream, which didn't really work since liberalism was already common and people just mistook them as said regular liberals for a while.

The old Republicans have indeed imploded. Trump and the Tea Party represent reinvention of a sort, though not to the degree of honesty represented by figures like Sanders or Corbyn. I think something similar has also happened to the Tories, from forces like UKIP causing Tory leadership to stumble awkwardly.


I know somebody is going to post the Sargon reply clip, but there's really only one way to win this: Purge all SJWs from the institutional positions in academia, NGOs, and HR/PR, utterly destroy them, and completely disassociate the left from their shenanigans. They are pure cancer, and the longer they are allowed to sully the leftist political brand with their association, the harder it will be to redeem it.

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Damage then privatize. That's an old tactic of porky politicians all over the world.

Oh my dear comr8… The only occasion I know of when the people didn't fall for it and successfully halted it was Bolivia's water war.

No one seems to understand how impossibly hard this will be. That these people are "The Left" was manufactured by the right to begin with. In a world of mass media, it doesn't matter what people think as you can control what doesn't pop into their head.

especially with their tacit support from Le Woke Left

I agree, but wouldn't this be better as an argument in favor of my position? They should understand that the world outside of their household is different– at the very least it would get them used to the idea that their positions aren't as unanimous as they may be led to believe.

Yes, but sometimes they can function the same way, or at the very least are related.

To add to my first point, I live in Utah. (I'll then get back to this second point here) I was born, raised, and indoctrinated as a Mormon, and only began to deconvert from that cult as I started interacting with people online during the Atheism movement no less, which in hindsight was pretty autistic. But nonetheless it led me to start arguing with people who had beliefs totally contrary to the narrative I was surrounded with at home. Until that point I had believed that almost everyone had the same views as I did It led, and completely overestimated the popularity of Mormonism (I mean, it was the One True Church, after all). My online discourse led me to eventually discover communities of people who had fallen away from the LDS faith, citing historical, logistical, and theological problems that conflict with the religions legitimacy. The point is that, had I not come into opposition of my ideas online, I never would have even questioned the beliefs that invade every corner of our lives here in Utah valley. I would have continued to adhere to an unscientific and reactionary theology. This is why in my first point that, if your assumption is true, then it is even more necessary to contradict them, especially if their young. By your logic here, that if someone is being indoctrinated in their home life, we should just leave them be because they're a lost cause, then I wouldn't be where I am right now.

Of course, I realize I'm making the scope bigger than the original topic, and outside of YouTube their is plenty of discourse to be had, to which I'd say that it comes down to a number game. If we take our beliefs to be true, then shouldn't be try and advance them wherever possible? We lose nothing through our actions, we can can lose something through our inaction.

To return to the second point. The LDS faith functions almost entirely like a business– selling a sense of belonging, hope to be with family after death, salvation, and priesthood in exchange for your money and service. They have a (what they call correlated) curriculum given to churches around the world in an effort to maintain belief in members belief. Naturally, most of these resources are diverted to the youth (and suppressing "anti-mormon literature") because, as we know, and they know, beliefs formed in youth are significantly harder to turn on than beliefs we acquire in adulthood. The LDS church has an internal bureaucratic setup that whose entire purpose is to assess what makes members leave and how to stop them from leaving. The church has been pushing on having more young men participate in mormon missions to convert members, not to increase membership (missionaries are only superficially effective– converts rarely stay active a few months after conversion), but in order to make sure the church youths never lose faith in the church, because they know that about 80+% of returned missionaries (teens who spend two years of their life living and breathing the gospel) stay lifetime members of the church. Perfect money machines. I could go on about their practices for ages but the meat of my argument is this:

I stand by my claim that beliefs formed in youth are harder to break that beliefs in adulthood, but I stipulate that you are right, that it is moreso attitudes rather than beliefs that stick with us from our teenage years, but attitudes give us biases towards certain beliefs, and thus we need to be careful in creating a culture which garners the right kind of attitude. The internet will play a central role in this since their is little we can do currently to change the material conditions of other people around us– so I think trying to control the conversation online is justified, particularly in spheres as popular as YouTube.

Sorry I didn't set out to effortpost but I couldn't help myself. I enjoy the dialog.

Purging SJWs is a dream of everyone here, chief, but it's easier said than done. They have the advantage, being largely made up of cluster B cases. Like someone said in another thread, if we did manage to make a successful revolution, SJWs are the kind of person who would staff the inevitable Chekas and get all their buddies in too, and schmooze their way to the top of government and have us show-trialed.

Any ideas?

Cluster B?
Quietly kill off the worst offenders in the chaos of revolution.

But how? Who qualifies for being an SJW indisputably? At what point does someone go from being an ally to women, homosexuals, minorities, etc. to becoming an SJW?

Purging "SJW"s is too idealistic. It would be better to just be more vocal about your own class-focused politics and developing a platform that way, and then defending that platform from "sjw subversion".

Oh, I dunno, maybe everyone whose textbooks, advertising, internal memos, and lectures would fall under antidiscrimination laws (especially their own stupid "hate speech" and "affirmative action" laws that have corrupted them) against straightwhitemalecisetcetc. Just keep shutting down their departments and blacklisting them from others until they cry uncle and repeal their ridiculous laws, which would also render them harmless and irrelevant.

Your proposal would only really work once you have control over the state though, wouldn't it? Isn't the point of purging sjws is to make leftist party platforms more accessible and therefore bolster their revolutionary potential? How would you achieve these goals without a platform?

With their malign influence gone or in disarray, actually organizing would be far easier, since they wouldn't constantly interrupting business with irrelevant hobbyhorses or launching vindictive personal crusades against people for fanciful slights. Also, of course, without their radioactive glow of kookiness emanating from our orgs, it would be much easier to recruit and radicalize people.

As for how to do this? Aside from those people sympathetic to our own cause already in positions of power, large numbers of centrist normalfags and right-wingers would be more than happy to assist in any campaign against these repulsive parasites.

Go to bed Sargon.

nme.com/news/jeremy-corbyn-condemns-theresa-mays-running-wheat-fields-im-far-responsible-citizen-2093314

I know, slowpoke.jpg, but just when I thought I couldn't like 'are Jezza anymore than I already did…

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/grenfell-tower-fire-survivors-banned-10707984

They should barge down the door and go in anyway.

Lads, I cannot fucking stand Hadley Freeman

Another coup in the works

Here are all the signatories to this article:
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/20/end-austerity-uk-single-market-theresa-may-brexit
Chuka Umunna MP, Phil Wilson MP, Madeleine Moon MP, Maria Eagle MP, Liz Kendall MP, Stella Creasy MP, Wes Streeting MP, Mike Gapes MP, Kate Green MP, Lord Michael Cashman, Anne Coffey MP, Ian Murray MP, Rushanara Ali MP, Karen Buck MP, Stephen Doughty MP, Stephen Timms MP, Lord Spencer Livermore, Catherine McKinnell MP, Lord Peter Hain, Tulip Siddiq MP, Peter Kyle MP, Ruth Cadbury MP, Bridget Phillipson MP, Pat McFadden MP, Ann Clwyd MP, Thangam Debbonaire MP, Chris Bryant MP, Andy Slaughter MP, Daniel Zeichner MP, Alison McGovern MP, Darren Jones MP, Kerry McCarthy MP, Ben Bradshaw MP, Clare Moody MEP, Seb Dance MEP, Luciana Berger MP, Lord George Foulkes, Catherine Stihler MEP, David Martin MEP, Jude Kirton-Darling MEP, Mary Honeyball MEP, Paul Brannen MEP, Richard Corbett MEP, Julie Ward MEP, Derek Vaughan MEP, Lucy Anderson MEP, David Lammy MP, Lord John Monks, Meg Hillier MP, Adrian Bailey MP and Lady Meta Ramsay

Great time to become a Labour candidate boys, there's going to be a shitload of upwards mobility at the next election.

The purge cannot come soon enough.


woo.

Here's the webm of that very exchange I posted earlier this week.

A grouping of related personality disorders, namely anti-social, histrionic, borderline and narcissist, or some mix and match of symptoms. It's disturbing how many of them exhibit signs. And you know how structures of power attract these sociopaths.

should have let them have a free vote tbqh

Gravediggers of the Labour Party, such hubris and utter incompetence. It's like they learnt nothing since Corbyn won the leadership the first time.

Maybe this is their way of making sure Corbyn won't win the next election, better to have Tories than a soc dem if you can't get your red Tory into power I'm guessing that they're thinking.

Nah, they can fuck off and be whipped on everything in the manifesto.

What's the solution to the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧ANGLO QUESTION🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧?

So when are you brits going to form paramilitary groups and start helping Corbyn? Because unless the Blairites see the lynched body of Tony Blair I don't think they are going to get it, or stop doing this shit.

Gotta seize the NEC and deselect them next election to make Labour full of socialists.

Fee fi fo fum! I smell the blood of Aryan scum

Well, since Labour aren't the ruling party and Corbyn isn't the PM, I suppose it's fine. What's the plan should circumstances change? You're just going to let Blairites sabotage Corbyn?

Should we be joining the Labour party to help stop people like this? I dont know how much influence we will have but where I live has one of those who said he still would vote on the Iraq war, he needs to go.

lmao

hahha holy fuck. what is that cunt even doing in the labour party? what's the point?

How so? That's the most we can do under the current framework.

Yes, only members can stop them. When an election comes up members can deselect their local candidate and replace them. Purging is not done top down in the Labour party and is down to local members. This is why you see Blairites and Tories sweating cobs over Momentum and "Lenin-style bully boys" - because we essentially hold the balance of power.
The reason we didn't get the opportunity to deselect them this election was because it was a snap election and the Blairites still have a small majority on the NEC, which ruled that because of how short term the election had for campaigning the selection process should be bypassed.

You really don't know what you're talking about.

are you a member of momentum or the labour party? i want to help but unofficially. i don't want to go on a list.

Who are you, how did you find this place and why are you here?

God fucking damn every passing day these people are becoming Remoaners.

Yeah he is a real shit, he is popular here though I have no idea why.

I'm tempted to join, I worry momentum will be full of cringe worthy "We need a mixture of socialism and capitalism" big welfare state sort of people. Does anyone actually know what momentum is like?

Party member. If you end up on a list joining Labour it will do absolutely nothing in practical terms since there are so many people in Labour right now.

Yes, deliberately misinterpret what I'm saying because I pointed out you don't know what you're talking about when you made a nonsensical post. That's a good way to get me to continue explaining things to you.

You know I honestly thought after 2 coup attempts failing an increased Labour party membership and gains in the last election along with rising opinion polls, they might give up. But no this really shows they have no principles apart from trying to turn Labour blairite nothing else matters to these people. Nothing.

why even live lads?

Wait David Lammy? He is one of the most left win in the party, he has been going around calling for the end of capitalism due to Grenfell.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4OWbqrqGFTo

Also someone make a webm of this please.

Corbyn purges rebels
politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/87132/jeremy-corbyn-sacks-frontbench-rebels-after-49-labour

Absolute madman.

Okay, what do we do about the Lammy problem? Is he using Grenfell to cover his backside? Actually principled? What's going on.

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GODLIKE

So is Corbyn more anti-EU than Farage at this point?

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About time!

It's more how he's actually anti-EU.
UKIP doesn't really want an isolated Britain, they just don't want browns. The financial exploitation, sure, they're fine with keeping that.

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Clearly the Corbyn Prophecy Meme needs an update. I feel like the first track on the Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory soundtrack(appropriately titled "Rising") would be worth using in a propaganda video.

rutube.ru/video/063521aa9f9828f71a589254b67792dd/

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Experience in marxist theory is needed

Went to /brit/pol/ to see what their opinion on this whole situation was and forgot how shit it was there. Not sure if I'm just missing something but it all seems so hypocritical. They want to leave the EU but shit talking him for doing so, they want a strong leader but Corbyn doing this is bad.
Also some other bs about how "far left" groups never protest in muslim communities and only "rich white ones". Where in reality they protest in cities which already according to them are "muslim infested shitholes" and if that wasn't a flaw already why the fuck would you protest in some low income neighbourhood where no one would see you and there would be no media coverage because it disrupts no one?
Whatever. Every now and then I just have to sperg out at Holla Forums so that should tide me over for a while.

/brit/ threads outside of leftypol are always cancer. On the current /brit/ board on Holla Forums they had to disable the name field because so many of them are tripfags. They refuse to post anonymously where possible on 4chan too.

political spectrum idpol

I had some pretty good conversations on britpol on 4chan when I was there shilling for Jezza.
But mostly late at night when the mummy's boys had cleared off.

/brit/ on 4/int/ is pretty funny. there's a continuous stream of butthurt rorke's sperging about the leftypol boogeyman.

Fuck is a rorke anyway? Is me not knowing what it is a sign I'm getting old?

fellow oap wanting to know too

rorke is the antithesis to 'rasheed' which is the standard reply to a politically correct / 'anti-white' type post. comes from people shit posting about the battle of rorke's drift i believe

Tories will cling on for 5 year and ride their luck, only the govt can call a snap election.
Things change fast these days and they could be a lot more popular at the next GE.

This is the key to winning. Most people unironically think austerity is a good thing, however unpleasant.
They consider it medicine, while most actual economists think it's cancer.

In the past these sort of governments only last about 2 years I would say an election by 2020 at the latest. Either caused by hard Brexit Torys getting bitter of DUP influence on Brexit or soft Torys getting angry at DUP deal. At the moment everyone is not saying much about it to try and keep the peace in the Tory party. All it takes is 14 days of Torys not being able to vote against a vote of no confidence and then a general election happens automatically.

FTFY

Porky never changes.


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I can't wait for the day the farce of a left-right dichotomy dies.


It's strange, cuck/pol/ has infested nearly every board there, yet cuck/pol/ itself is surprisingly not-hair-tearingly horrible.

Centrist Labour think tank Progress could close because of £180,000 funding shortfall
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/centrist-labour-think-tank-progress-close-180000-funding-shortfall-gap-richard-angell-jeremy-corbyn-a7813066.html
Good news! Some good comments below too.

Know it's a cunt thing to think but I can't help but wonder if I jump on the student politics bandwagon now whether I could nepotise my way into a backroom job in the Labour party or not.

It's purely academic thought, mind you (because I'm lazy and chronically avoid commitment), but it'd be nice to be a careerist wonk who actually has a soul to boot.

Well, at least you can pretend it's for something good instead of just slaving away for porky every day

You should do it. Better a leftist than some Blairit filling that role.

Yeah I regret not doing it. I hear that the last lot pulled the ladder up but it's interesting times.

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hahahaha what a champ

Every day we joyously stride closer to God's light.

What's he not clapping about?

This.

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Cheers lad

DO EET FAGGORT

what's our foreign policy going to be like under corbyn anyway

somehow i don't think we'll be going full death to america but you never know

Just copy paste the IRA goals and methods onto international policy, obviously

Can we tag on testing Trident on Saudi Arabia? Pretty please? I mean, how can you say you don't love Britain and want to incinerate our enemies if you aren't ever going to make sure it can actually turn the bones to ashes?

Theresa May was willing to kill millions of innocents, I say we make sure we maintain that capability by testing it on at least a couple hundred thousand of guilty by proxy.

Bloodthirsty socdem strikes again

We need someone to keep shouting at black rod when Skinner leaves.

he says. pretending Liberals won't get the bullet too

Don't know what Corbyn is but that's definitely what I am.

Armalites

Tell me you're joking or we should all be very afraid.

This was just 24 hours before Chuka Umunna successfully kamikaze'd PLP unity over the single market brexit question, throwing open the civil war which had been laid to rest by corbyn success, that too when the tories were facing the most pressure over NI abortions and pay caps.

zizek's a prophet right?

chuka doesn't seem to be getting much sympathy thankfully

Cannot believe I only just started watching [i]The Thick of It[/i]

Although I'm starting to think it might build my bizarre vision of Alistair Campbell as "The good Blairite" to disturbing proportions. (I mean, it's only about an inch tall and it's already quite frightening, sitting at the end of the bed calling me a poncey haired twat and threatening to remove my gallbladder with a straw if I make this post.)

The first show in years I've actually binge-watched 20 minutes at a time until the words stopped making sense.

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If it's the formatting: The words still aren't making sense and I shitpost on other imageboards with different formatting. (At least I look less of a twat than when I use doubled-up-single-quotes on imageboards that use [i])
If it's the show: I will fucking fight you lad.

Disgusting

probably because he kept a low profile during the election campaing, it's painfully obvious chuka is out for himself and nothing else

I don't recall seeing this here, but here's a verrrrrrry interesting internal Labour document, enticingly called Alternative models of ownership.

inthesetimes.com/article/20197/jeremy-corbyn-labour-democracy-economy-election

> The predominance of private property ownership has led to a lack of long-term investment and declining rates of productivity, undermined democracy, left regions of the country economically forgotten,and contributed to increasing levels inequality and financial insecurity.
Oh wow.

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I just came several times reading through that article.
I mean, it's not as radical as I would have liked, but god damn if it isn't a start

NO
youtube.com/watch?v=XhbyrWSqbk8

trident will be used against yorkshire secessionists

On the caliphate of Birmingham please

Momentum's next plans for the coming year. For trots they are bloody organised.

momentum aren't actually trots are they?

anyone @ the demo today? any streams for those of us who cant make it?
bambuser.com/v/6792156

In terms of general stances and activity: yes. In terms of theory, they have none.

t. tom watson

You know as I sit and think about the insanity of my own political position*, I can kind of see why the ladder climbing slimeballs in Scottish Labour have such a pathological hate for the SNP. For me, it's a confusing situation where there's a fork in the road and I've gone to sleep in the car rather than commit - for them it's a leisurely Sunday drive to power (or at least shadow cabinet) down the Labour road being disrupted by colliding head-on with a freight train at a level crossing. (Don't focus too much on the topography of this metaphor alright?) Incredibly inconvenient would be an understatement.

*At the crazy intersection between being pro-Independence, pro-Corbyn, anti-Scottish-Labour, but with a deep desire to basically fold into UK-wide Labour politics. It's like that weird opposite side to Scotland being ignored, where the relevant Scottish factors are instead loudly in play.


t. Rot

what gave it away :^)

Tbh any proper leftist stances that the SNP had have died with their push to become a broad front for independence (as opposed to Plaid Cymru, which is still pretty lefty). Yeah the Scottish labour party is full of blairites, but there is only one way to fix that: join it and make John Maclean proud.

I just wanted to say it because Rot is also Red in German.


I could stomach joining it to move it left if it wasn't permanently bound to be unionist by default. (But weirdly, I'd love to just join Yorkshire Labour or something and bugger the whole issue. Like I said, fun crazy position.) Or at the very least if they just shut their faces on the constitution and let another independence referendum pass. (I'll spare any detailed elaboration on the constitution. Like I said: Crazy positioning.)

It's worth noting that the SNP strictly speaking started as a broad front and only developed left-wing stances in their push for electoral success. (I forget the exact details at this time and I'm too lazy to Google, but there was a lefty pro-independence predecessor party and a rightish home-rule one IIRC.) Though this plays to our favour because it means they're duty bound to back a Corbyn government out of self interest as much as anything else.

they're very good at making propaganda
a lot of liberal friends have been sharing their videos

Do affiliated trade union members in Scotland have the same input as affiliated trade union members in England?

Whilst affiliated members can't vote for the NEC or regional heads etc, they can vote for the party leadership, hence how I managed to vote for Corbyn to be leader without being a Labour Party member (I joined after, not sure I would have joined if Burnham was the leader).

So if you do have reservations about being a Labour Party Member in Scotland, then just join an affiliated union, support your fellow workers when they need it and vice versa, and have a say on who runs the Labour Party without being fully committed.

Corbyn on Al-Jazeera youtube.com/watch?v=w-ygDmZo6yI

I think i'm going to puke

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/29/jeremy-corbyn-sacks-three-frontbenchers-after-single-market-vote#comments

Well as long as they don't enter mitosis it's all good.


Liberals are dead-set on soft Brexit, and I have no doubt it's because of muh free trade spookery. But then again, I don't know what will be the impact of staying out of the common market and customs.

Could have sworn The Guardian used to be left wing.

Eh, they do but a lot of scottish unions aren't affiliated. That's because scotland has its own TUC (that has been a thing since hte 1880s) so only the GB-wide unions that have members in scotland affiliate with labour. The STUC specifically says it will be politically neutral (in this day and age, I imagine it is to prevent a split over separatism, in days of old it was because they felt the TUC would be so large it would dominate over Scottish interests). In conclusion, depends on the union.


The Guardian is the standard bearer for Blairism.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/881202621004083202
more good polls! how high will he go before next election?

one poll has labour on 40% percent though, which is troubling

although i imagine whatever ground they lose now will be regained next election, corbyn is very good at campaigning

They used to be mildly left-wing, but ultimately all papers serve as propaganda outlets owned by people who are rich enough to own a newspaper. It would be very surprising to find a mainstream paper pushing a genuinely left-wing position. The only one I can think of is the Morning Star, and that's hardly mainstream. I'm not sure how they're funded either.

by you comrade

What about the Mirror?

Some articles are reasonably left wing, but it's mostly just idiotic trash from what I've seen. Opposing Theresa doesn't exactly make them far left.

C-can you imagine a victory with, dare i even conceive such a thing, over 50% of the vote?
It would be the greatest mandate in British history since the Wartime coalition.

Could you rename your image and gif posts so that we could figure out what it is without opening it?

The rojavafags were banned, but this guy can post

Ehhh, fine, but if you're in the UK you should be using protection on the internet anyway.

Warning: image is an underage character engaging in explicit sexual acts.

I really hope someone calls for a vote of no-confidence within this year especially during the heat of the EU negotiating just to further tear the government appart flatining any chance of the conservatives running a decent election campaign

Hell just renaming the image file would be enough. and thanks for being courteous.

Why is this being posted outside of /leftytrash/ anyway. fuck off with your shitty porn.

just need to wait for the next inevitable consequence of austerity to manifest - Grenfall was one domino to fall, who knows what is next

I was already banned (under that rule) for posting spoilered non-loli porn in leftytrash. Fuck the BO.

Warning: image is an underage character engaging in explicit sexual acts.

this


literally no relevance to the discussion at hand, this guy just wants to share his shitty fetish

you should have stayed banned you subhuman piece of garbage

You're welcome to go to some other site where I'm not posting.

Warning: you should be using a VPN, idiots.

One eye on the inflation and consumer rate another eye on the next market crash
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-consumers-idUKKBN19K36R

Fuck off out of the last decent thread on the board you cancerous little faggot.

they usually have a copy in most newsagents
don't know if anyone actually buys them though

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I bet you spend that much in the pub in a couple of weeks.

Im always sad when an article has no comment section.

imagine what it's like living life without having to pay rent, without having to pay for food, without having to pay for your child's bullshit, and then imagine you spend all your opportunities and all your excess cash to buy a VPN so you can post child porn on a leftist image board


fuck off Holla Forums, we know you're trying to frame us as paedophiles and it won't stick. being weeaboo pedos is your kind's game

TOR is also a free option if you really can't afford the cost of a VPN. Honestly I'd be much more worried about being arrested for inciting violence or hate speech from posting here if I were you. People have been arrested for facebook posts which were far less extreme than calling for violent revolution against the government.

Nobody has ever been arrested anywhere for having a few loli drawings in their browser cache. It'd never stand up in court.

I'm not worried about going to jail for your fetish. I'm angry about you shitting up discussion when your images are of no importance to the thread.


eat shit and die, tbh fam

now getting to the actual thread at hand

twitter.com/britainelects/status/881204833314799616

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (-)
LAB: 40% (-4)
LDEM: 7% (+1)
UKIP: 2% (-)
GRN: 1% (+1)

(via @Survation, 28-30 Jun)
Chgs w 17 Jun


What did they mean by this

that gif of may laughing makes her look retarded and people who post it unironically in support of may look even more retarded.

All of my posts were entirely on-topic until people started to get pissed off at the pictures. Go back and check if you like.

Using Tor doesn't make you an exit node. Don't post disinformation.

independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-government-centrist-coalition-hung-parliament-a7818051.html
The new centre party is here already – and it won the election

probably an outlier, maybe a couple of libs defecting to the LDs because of the single market stuff. they'll come back when it counts

She reminds me of Clinton a little with her bizarre facial expressions

really makes you think

Changes with respect to 17 June

(You were saying something about my posts being off-topic, faggot?)

centrism now includes killing catholics

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I'm not that guy lol but yeah, those last three pinktexts but unironically.

stop giving him attention, user

he does this shit because his dad never spent enough time with him so now he has this complex where he seeks attention. he does this by posting CP on unrelated threads. Just stop giving him (you)'s and he'll kill himself eventually

It's abundantly clear from your responses that the former follows from the latter - not the other way round.

It's true, 1 (You) = 1 respect.

Wtf is UK thinking right now?

They're coming to their senses for the first time in ~50 years.

they're hearing the people sing, singing the songs of angry men


>tfw there will never be a good communist movie

Pedos are forced to anonymise their IPs which allows them to act even bigger faggots than the average user on their home IP, which they regularly do as you are doing now. Don't try and pull a fast one on me you little victim, loli has been banned here for weeks because of laws against it and you were given fair warning.

Uuuuh Battleship Potemkin?

That doesn't explain why the leader polling is slightly inverse to the party polling

wew and that's just off the top of my head

modern movie

That was an outlier fam. Wait until the next poll

Last time that happened was Stanley Baldwin in 1931, where the tories won 470/615. The main thing is now about margin: 1931 had a stupidly large margin so that's how he won 76% of the seats.


Dude, Battleship Potemkin is 1925.

it's from 1925, how is it modern?

Oh, misread.

Regardless, Brazil is pretty lefty.

it's probably an outlier, labour have been steady at aroung 45% for a while now, i don't think 5% are going to desert because of chuka or whatever

It will be quite bad unless there's a deal that largely replicates us being sm+cu members.
eureferendum.com/default.aspx

The Grauniad lost its brains, its heart and its balls at about the time they destroyed their HDs with Snowden files. They had been doing the world a favor by publishing them via Glenn Greenwald, then they suddenly stop, and 4 days later they destroy the HDs with fucking power tools under the watchful eyes of GCHQ gimps. I can only wonder what kinds of deals were made in those 4 days. Is there a way to know if there was a change in editorship or even ownership in this interim?

Oh yeah, I was also reminded of this while googling:
what do you mean capitalists from differents countries collaborate haha what a conspiracy theory bro "class colaboration" yeah right haha

damn, that's the longest huhuhu I've seen yet


Dude… you're a filthy nekulturny.

internet comments sections are the worst thing mankind has invented

They were decent in the UK when the Indy used disqus. Never integrate with social media.

Suddenly the lizard-people theories make sense to me.

And to think I was convinced the Tories were going to gain a constituancy here.

It was a real possibility in the last few weeks, but Merseyside stayed strong.

Very much so. We even went from a 500 to 5000 majority in my seat.

SLab and Labour by extension are both simply the left wing of British capital. They have an institutional attachment to the British state and will never do anything to weaken it in any way. Corbyn is a bad joke gone out of hand to them, and his radicalism will be reigned in eventually.

When it comes to looking at Scotland, I feel like ironically a 3rd-worldist/classically marxist-leninist view of the situation actually helps:

There can be no national emancipation without the constructive efforts of the national bourgeoisie, and class emancipation must naturally follow national emancipation.

Yes, the SNP are a bourgeois-nationalist party. But in Scotland we have two things already in favour: its *indigenous* capitalist class being near-extinct for almost a century, and the SNP being transformed from inside by a vast working-class lefty membership.

Labor approval shot up during the election in part because the Television media were required to allow Corbyn to defend himself from their lies and smears. Now the post election high is wearing off and the media can continue their Bourgeois boosterism without equal time or right of reply. I would be surprised if Labor's numbers don't begin to decline somewhat, but I don't think it's anything to be concerned over.

fucking hell
(GDP per capita PPP as compared to the EU average or something like that. That hilariously out-there dot is the entire London area.)

How come we have two capitals?

One is just "inner London" whatever that means, the other is the entire London area.

haha we are so fucked when london is kill

City of London produces nothing but meaningless numbers. If you removed the finance "industry" from that graph, it wouldn't be very impressive.

The City of London is a little micro-sized country within London that's openly run by corporations.

Regular London is called metropolitan London.

It's time for another round of dumb takes about Corbyn.

Come back when you have thousands of new Labour voters chanting your name

nothing spookier than a man in a tie

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Isn't corbyn famous for not dressing up like other politicians? Is this a parody piece?

Reminder that during Owen Smith's speech at the Labour leadership debate he said "Now, you could have this man," and signaled to Corbyn, and the audience went wild and cheered for half a minute, ruining his speech.

Yeah pretty funny, completely unintentional too (unless the headline writer is a genius saboteur)

Yeah, one of the most popular clips of him is him calling out the Tories for stepping out of large limos with even larger bellies in their dinner party clothes, gets chastised for wearing a sweater, and tells the journalist straight it's a nice sweater and his mum knitted it and it's good for the weather and being around parliament.

They will always find some dickhead willing to criticise something he does or doesn't do.
Jezza can literally never win with these scum.

tbh this is another reason I have doubts about joining Labour. Women, particularly Blairite women appear to have a relatively strong and distinct power base. (Hell, as far as I know they've even got representation quotas for some committees - at least at the lower levels. Maybe the SNP do too, but still, offputting.)
If I'm going to engage in factional struggle I want it to be a recreation of my teenage forum battles, I don't want to have to temper and moderate myself so I don't get hung out to dry for "Sexism" as a result of women not liking my attitude (few do), forced to fight against people who I can't directly replace (and thus have to find other people who I don't really understand or trust to replace them.) and I certainly don't want to pretend I care beyond "Yeah, well that's a good idea but I'm having nothing to do with it, I've got British rail operating sectors to delineate."

Pretty autistic admission but whatever. It's a legitimate piece of potential tedium. and a subtle admission that I enjoy arguing, deep down. Can't even flee to trade unions, as I was gleefully reminded the average trade union member is now a young woman.

>>>/r9k/

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I can confirm that this is certainly true for Labour Party delegates to conference. Every 750 members in your local branch is entitled to have one delegate sent to the national conference to vote on resolutions and put forward resolutions. Half of all delegates must be women, if only one delegate is sent, then she must be a woman if the previous year's delegate was not a woman.

Similar rules apply to candidate short-listings to candidates running for elections.

What this does is, it effectively halves (assuming women participate at the same rate as men) the pool of potential candidates and allows shitty Blairites or no theory anti-socialist candidates to run with greater ease as better candidates are disqualified for no crime other than having the wrong genitalia.

Can any /brit/ brief me on that baby the hospital is going to kill?

From the Gruniad:


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Ormond_Street_Hospital

That's pretty fucked up tbh

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-jeremy-corbyn-conference-rule-changes-date-clp-nec-national-executive-committee-labour-first-a7817121.html

Quoted text is just a summary. The full article is worth a read, especially if you're a foreigner or haven't been following everything closely

McDonnell is going to be the minister of the gulags right

Sadly thanks to policing cuts inherited from the previous administration, there are no longer sufficient officers to operate the planned Gulag network.

Instead, McDonnell will impose justice for this and other policy disasters from previous regimes as the first Minister of the Ex-Chequers.

Saw him at a talk during Glastonbury. Though about asking him something about Marxism or whatever but I couldn't think of anything at the time.

He probably wouldn't answer. I'd be paranoid someone would be recording it and would use it against me.

Solid point. Pretty sure it was being recorded in some fashion or another.

It's a sign of how far we've fallen as a country that saying you read Marx and liked it draws so much opprobrium these days.

Eh, things are changing: the economist saying "yeh actually marx was bretty gud" helps. There is the entire thing with Farage (pic related) and it seems people are actually starting to understand him again. It helps that we now live 26 years since the fall of the USSR and Marx isn't attached to the soviet union in the minds of the youngings anymore.

The concerted smearjob on Corbyn is the most impressive continuous stream of hilarious imbecility I have ever seen. Trump was smeared far more, of course, but he actually deserved most of it.


Are we talking about the same /r9k/?

just been on jezza's twitter for the first time in a while, looks like he knows what an important battlefield it is as he's really ramping things up
maybe he'll visit Holla Forums some day

Threads have been v slow lately.

It's the calm before the storm innit

That's a well edited gif

SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS!

Oh no, not the media! theguardian.com/media/2015/dec/23/jeremy-corbyn-labour-media

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Can one man get anymore based?

ONE MAN ONE NEWSPAPER

Don't know why the Guardian would be upset, they've hardly got enough money left to continue at their current size.

Now this is real populism instead of whining about the media like Trump

Titoism with british characteristics

have you seen the alternative methods of ownership report?

God that shit made me hard: the fact it deals with the differing natures of nationalisation, socialisation and cooperativeisation is quite promising too. Shame no syndicalisation though.

Okay, I'm impressed. Smashing the overly concentrated media is a good step towards more democracy, not to mention it harms capitalist propaganda efforts. It's nowhere near as good as nationalizing all media and letting them be administrated by elected, often-replaced common citizens, but it's a start.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grenfell-tower-fire-risk-assessor-carl-stokes-buried-fire-risk-report-kensington-and-chelsea-tenant-a7819386.html

This is murder. They literally hired an inspector for the express purpose of stopping fire safety measures. They spent a quarter of a million dollars making sure these people burned to death.

not quite murder but someone's definitely seeing jail time

twitter.com/BBCsarahsmith/status/882523429190090752

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This thread just keeps getting slower

You can't expect the hype from the snap election to sustain

Planning to kill loads of people to save money isn't murder? Inb4:
Semantics, they saved money in a manner they knew would kill people. I assume you mean that bourgeois law won't see it as murder, though, and I guess you're right.

Why are women Blairites at all?

because WIMIN R DUM

the fact that the edition is still "snap elections" really triggers my autism

It it worth changing when the title might be relevant again in a couple months anyway?

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holy kek

The only thing spinning will be Adam Smith in his grave

*dabs*

So the products are defective? I thought the invisible hand would've taken care of that!

yes, yes, I know Smith himself criticized the accumulation of market power and the suppression of free market competition that so extensively characterize modern capitalism, stopping short, however, of calling them innate products of capitalist property relations, but this is Meme Hour.

twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/883068291819941888

HAPPENING

Zizek on This Week right now
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

Oh shit you need a BBC account now forgot about that

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE YOU FUCKING LIAR

He's the third speaker, he'll come on later

He was in great leader andrew neils intro

the hardline liberal shill is leaving now thankfully

Thanks boys

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hes on now

Fuck, that credits G20 montage with Trudeau and the protests is aesthetic as fuck

Think Andrew Neil despite being a conservative actually quite liked Zizek

I think Zizek is easy for right-wingers to like, not only because he targets his messaging (criticising political correctness and 'leftist liberals') but also because you can't really tell he's a left-winger aside from him stating he's a communist or being more intimately familiar with leftist thought so you can view his statements through the appropriate leftist lens. Saying things like him being a 'leftist conservative' or not clearly denoting the multiculti liberals as separate from leftists makes it easy for rightists to like him because he almost fills the cliche role of an ex-adherent of an ideology criticising it from within and thus supporting the opposition.

I remember waking up in tears that morning, when we lost our referendum. Seeing ignorant anglo pricks comment on our internal matters would have thrown me into a fit of rage at the time.

call me spooked or w/e but given the way things are going I'd honestly rather live in neoliberal/succdem Scotland than Corbyn's "socialist" Britain. Leftism is a part of Scottish DNA anyway and sometimes it feels like bringing down the union jack is more important than bringing down child poverty.

no one is surprised

So is heroin

It would undoubtedly be a long-term net gain for the world if the abstract entity of Britain was torn apart, with all the convenient excuses and lies it allows for. For all the power fantasy, the unwarranted self importance, etc, etc.
Not to mention that unless Scotland leaves the UK, Scottish domestic politics would remain tedious suicide-inducing insanity forever.

Furthermore to some degree, despite the papers on worker ownership I have to wonder if Corbyn (and perhaps even Trump) had some hints of actually being the resurgence of productive capitalism against financial capitalism as opposed to a stronger reaction against capitalism itself. (Which I have to say, I would still consider perhaps the greatest improvement we'd have had available to our lives since the mid 1970s. Bring back the comfortable antagonisms of fordism.)

Tories are done.
youtube.com/watch?v=T4_Yrwb4rh8

twitter.com/britainelects/status/883085855203745795

If you'd have said three months ago that Labour would have an 8 point lead over the Tories in early July you'd have been called a nutter by even the most ardent Corbynites.

accidental sage

Despite my relative optimism I have to note that in conventional circumstances the opposition tends to take the lead in the middle of a term even if they go on to lose the coming election.

These wouldn't seem to be conventional circumstances, though. (Particularly because Labour stalled in the middle and then suddenly lurched ahead during the campaign this time, the continued advance appearing to continue from that instead of the re-election of a government.)

Depends how long this awful alliance between the Tories and the DUP last. Could have another election before the year is up and if both sides keep doing what they're doing, Labour will win in a landslide.

LEAKED DRAFT OF THE 2018 LABOUR MANIFESTO:
1) abolish the monarchy
2) hang the capitalists
3) seize the means of production
4) ship the tories and blairites off to labour camps (geddit) in scotland or some other god awful place
5) reassert control over the territories in british colonial america
6) war with germany
7) legalize nazi-punching
8) repeal the gun ban and increase tv license fees by 13% to pay for a broad-based community program arming the proles
9) liquidate the chads
10) make anime real

We're doing it, boys!

Okay then…

Almost a month after the election isn't the middle though

kek
feels bad man


Are you tired of winning yet, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=di72nymSHYo

Labour had the lead in the polls from the 18th of May 1979 (Election May 3rd, Parliament opened 15th) until the Falklands war in 1982.

Interestingly looking back at it, Labour's 2015-2017 polling was dismal before Corbyn was made leader, remaining consistently behind the Conservatives. They only started to decline when the coup attempts began.

I hear Nick Clegg is looking for a job.

Nigga the Left hasn't 'won' in at least 3 decades so no


Yea I guess but that is not what i really meant

It will go higher in the middle

Jesus god user I said qt not fugly

You also said it was night, so looks shouldn't be as much a factor. (Unless you sleep with the light on, which you should definitely do by the way. t. EDF.)
I checked heights to see if I could make the case he was a manlet compared to contemporaries, but apparently every major figure of the period [i.e. party leaders and (shadow) chancellors] was 1.8-1.85m.

Some interesting reads

theguardian.com/politics/commentisfree/2017/jul/06/the-guardian-view-on-labour-unity-tolerance-wins-loyalty

thesun.co.uk/news/3964529/tories-plot-to-topple-three-legged-horse-theresa-may-with-a-coup-of-mass-resignations-this-autumn/

Leftpill me on based Callaghan, /Britleftypol/

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Why would the Tories wait til autumn? I don't get why they didn't get rid of May straight away, they all know she's electoral poison.

he was a qt, in an anglo way, back in the day

Parliament is out of session, also they don't want to give CLPs and other parties the whole summer to organise for war footing in earnest.

Also had first labour meeting yesterday, interseting stuff: for toryshire they do seem to actually like momentum.

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I know it's edgy but I hope I'll be able to hang a capitalist with my own hands within my lifetime.

Tories will keep May for as long as she serves her purpose as a human shield.
They'll drop in Jacob Rees Mogg who is the only popular Tory.
And Britons - like the classcucks they are - will vote him in.

Do you know what kind of stuns me? When I imagine that Blair, etc, had no real political beliefs and were just cynical power hungry bastards - I really find myself drawn to them. I mean, it's a damn good thing. When you actually imagine them as genuinely evil villains then it's all very impressive.

But then you see that actually, lost of them - like even Blair - appear to have some sort of underlying genuine political belief, believing their own lies instead of just strategically communicating them for personal benefit, and it becomes very baffling, sad, even angering. War in Iraq for money? Yeah, I get it. War in Iraq because you've the mental acuity of a springer spaniel? Not so much.

I think Chomsky is correct, recalling his old interview with Marr, in that there is an ideological system in place carefully attuned to select for certain characteristics, the people with passionate convictions or the potential for such are sidelined, those who have no such convictions and are these genuine 'villains' out for nothing but their profit reach the heights of the corporate and deep state and those naive ideologues who genuinely believe the liberal drivel and want to change things for the better, coincidentally by doing everything the 'villains' want, become politicians. Hence people like Blair and the entire managerial class of modern politicians who have emerged in the last few decades where there is no grand vision, just managed decline of the status quo.

I sincerely miss politicians who were orators. Everyone in modern politics is utterly awful at speaking. No one has passion and conviction expressed. Its an aesthetic feature but nonetheless I find it essential as an ideological edifice that defines an era.

Scotland's indigenous capitalist class has been effectively extinct since the end of the industrial revolution, and whatever remains of it has become inseperably wedded to the British state. The most "elite" supporters of independence are really just eccentric petit-bougies.

"Lust for Life" has been stuck in my head all morning.

why do I see you bongs post in every thread talking about revolution being close?
I don't buy it, it just seems like a socdem surge

Fucking this. It's like Obama all over again.

obama was before the great recession bottomed out

I dunno, seeing people going around saying "yeah you know that bloke Marx had a lot of good ideas" and a leadership that is hiding its power level in the extreme gives me hope. There is genuine anger against capitalism itself: I have seen from the christian community people ranting against free markets over Grenfell. Nothing overtly socialist, but class consciousness is building.

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tbh even if Corbyn totally ditched his economic program in office, he could still be the best prime minister since the 70s if he deregulated trade unions.

especially sympathy strikes, sympathy strikes are absolutely essential. companies who act inappropriately should not simply have to take on their own workers, but the working class as a whole.

ooh
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35337979
/ourlad/

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Now that is a smug face of which I can approve.

It's mostly memeing but if you pay attention to the political situation, class consciousness is starting to rise. With our lad in labour, and Grenfel has certainly rattled a few cages, neoliberalism is losing its grip slowly but surely.

Corbyn could be 1000% neoliberal but his anti-imperialist foreign policy would make it worth it alone

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40544096
Proletarian culture lives.

I'm pretty sure the Labour leadership is hiding their power level until the proletariat decides to guillotine burgie, or at least McDonnell is

When are brits making this their flag

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Do Tories do this every year in the Durham Miners Gala? The latest rhetoric coming out in twitter.

twitter.com/_hanimustafa/status/883734245688176640

Also I don't know the context of this statistics to know if they are telling the truth so any bongs can clarify?

twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/883951871697793024

Looks like fucking shit.

Lmao BTW in the BIL vs All Blacks 2nd game (the one they won) the crowd started chanting "oh Jeremy Corbyn" Down here in NZ.

It wouldn't work: a movement like that needs to be organic, not forced and have money thrown at it.

not revolution, at least i don't think, but something is definitely happening here.

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OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF /Britleftypol/
youtube.com/watch?v=xmJvSRE1K7s

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧moderates🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

how do I fix my sleep pattern before uni lads? I think I'm fucked even if there are a few weeks till results day.

Nick Land was employed by a university, Nick Land took a lot of speed. Coincidence?

go to the gym, spend your day outside in the sunlight

Do an all-nighter then go to bed at a normal time. You'll feel like shit, but that "reset" really works as long as you make yourself get up the next day.

Maybe i'll come up with something more clever and snarky when he's done fucking you over, but i really like that image.
He's just like "oops, did i deceive you? *shrug*"

Sun goes down, sun goes up. You cant explain that.

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Why is parliament full of such low calibre people? The standard is shockingly low.

Very irritated I can't find it, but a hypothesis I found in a book review was that the 1992 election was a huge generator of hopelessness for people on both sides of the political spectrum - talented Labour-leaning types were completely disillusioned and went off to work in the media, etc, while talented Tories could see before the election that (a) they were going to lose, and (b) even after they didn't lose, they could see they'd lose next time making it a very bad gamble to join up, so they cleared off too. The end result is that only strange wonkish people like Ed Balls found themselves with the required experience, etc, today. (I think David Cameron and George Osborne were also examples of these wonkish types, as they ran the 1992 campaign IIRC - but they're posh so it's hard to tell where strangeness stops and "just being posh" begins.)

official lib-dem power rankings:
Shirley Williams
[power gap]
Charles Kennedy
[infinite power gap]
[another really big power gap]
[the last two power gaps put together then cubed]
Nick Clegg and the other orange book scum.

youtu.be/mWetR1rSP98

Will Stormzy be our Shostakovich?

Gear up for an election bois. It's happening.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4678266/amp/May-quit-says-chief-Davis-ally.html

I dunno, you can kick a PM without having to call an election.

absolutely uncontrollable

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They can't get away with this.

liberal scum

Two things I love about that video.
The first is that Clease endorsed Labour this election: the first time he has endorsed anyway but the liberals (he did it in tandem this time).
Secondly the picture for "peaceniks" is LITERALLY JEREMY CORBYN.

me circa 2007:
haha i love this video it's right on, this is exactly what it's like having a moderate outlook.
me circa 2017:
haha i love this video it's right on: having enemies is great fun and ""moderates"" who don't share my enemies deserve to die even more than my enemies, there's literally nothing wrong with abusing your enemies and indeed it may be a moral obligation in some circumstances to abuse them.

It is not that i disagree with him with the idea of extremism looming over the left and right, but moderates can fall victim to this nonsense too ala radical centrism. Instead of the left hating right and vice versa, why not be a supreme gentleman and dismiss condescendingly to both the left and right

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-mps-idUKKBN19V238
Didn't even know "Nigger in the woodpile" was a phrase.

Whole lot of ace Corbyn and Labour memes coming out. my worry is we are preaching to the converted. What are some good normie-tier twitter feeds to post them to?

a uk crash before 2020 is pretty much inevitable, wouldn't surprise me if it's this year tbqh.
i said it all along, labour winning in 2017 would not be helpful for us. let the tories deal with the crash and brexshit.

Blairism and New Labour have been committed to the view that there is a positive role for government in the management of society but they have also let go of fundamental concerns of social democratic thinking. Economic, technological and social changes have been regarded as immovable objects to which we must adapt rather than as fluid processes that can themselves be moulded. Rejecting the fundamental social democratic idea that governments can and should regulate institutional economic activity in order to safeguard a sphere of noneconomic social life Blairism ultimately failed to bring to public-sector reform anything other than the language of economic efficiency and choice. Setting himself against public-sector workers Blair hedged them in with requirements and targets that renewed and extended state centralisation.

Consequently, New Labour failed to reinvent the public ideal for the twenty-first century. The Blairite justification of policies to reduce inequality always tended to be technocratic and pragmatic rather than ethical or solidaristic. Equality was proposed as good because it limits the ‘social exclusion’ which leads to problems of crime and anti-social behaviour, and is economically wasteful. This has meant that social policy measures, for all the benefits they brought to some of the poor, failed to contribute to the sustenance of the sense of common interest on which social democratic values can build. As a consequence the legitimacy of welfare provision has further weakened. Labour under Brown has thus begun to propose a yet greater role for punitive measures against what much of the media tends to represent as an undeserving poor. The resources with which to defend an ideal of a collective egalitarian good have been depleted. As we have seen, new Labour made individual aspirations an object of government policy. But it was above all concerned with the aspirations of the poor and did not consider the social exclusion of the rich a priority. The cultivation of a sense of social responsibility among them has not been a governmental concern. In addressing manifest social problems around diet, alcohol consumption, environmental responsibility and violence New Labour has focused primarily on the behaviour of individuals. Its interventions have been confined to exhorting individuals or mildly manipulating their choices through the provision of incentives. It has rejected the idea that government can and should sometimes regulate institutional economic activity. Indeed, the food and alcohol industries have been deregulated.

It is against this context that we should place the crises of the Brown administration. The forging of New Labour involved the denigration of core principles of social democracy. As times have become harder new Labour ideologues have not been able to return to them and have found themselves drifting. They have hoped that more targets and more public disciplining of benefits claimants will constitute ‘reform’ of the public services; and in addressing economic turmoil they have emphasised the stimulation of individual consumer spending. Eschewing the opening of a wider debate about the regulation of finance and the redistribution of wealth Brown’s Labour has emphasised the temporary nature of regulatory and interventionist measures and continued to focus policy on attempts to modify the behaviour of individuals. The failure to sustain understanding of (and sympathy for) social democratic approaches to government has meant that Brown’s adoption of a thus far superficial Keynesian approach has been all too easily represented by opponents as either panic or simply ‘tax and spend’.

- Prof. Alan Finlayson in British Party Politics and Ideology After New Labour

Also, the tories are trying to play up the "left wing troll" thing again: so try to tone things down a smidge lads, yeah?

this has to be a trap of some kind

unfortunately porky playing divide-and-rule with the left over brexit could well pay off

If Corbyn is a smart opportunist he will use Brexit to maximize his power and reveal may for the empty shell she has become

If Corbyn has any good sense he's going to stay the hell away from Brexit and let the Tories carry on with what they've continually been doing since 1972 - destroy themselves on the altar of Europe. Brexit is a poisoned chalice, pretty much nothing good can come of it for anybody least of all Corbyn.

Regardless of who's in charge there's going to be a massive flight of capital with multinationals and large droves of professionals moving away to do business in the EU (possibly Ireland). Massively devalued currency is going to demolish London and the South East's monetarist economy (much to the benefit of Macron's Paris and Frankfurt), though it might help Scotland since they're the only net exporter in the british isles. Manufacturing in Wales, Midlands and North etc. will also be damaged beyond repair. Fuck knows what Northern Ireland does.

If Corbyn inherits this, the right are just going to come back stronger by blaming all this on his economic vision. If the Tories have all this on their hands, then they won't be able to do much beyond temporarily and desperately deregulating/privatising everything, at which point corbyn comes in with his brexit-free clean hands and sorts it all out.

Never forget

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YOU WRETCHED COMMIE!

Wait, is this supposed to be some kind of british humor or something

No. This is the news.
What do you do when a bloody Trot kills your bunny?

Corbyn's biggest interest in Brexit is shattering the neolib chains that would prevent the UK from nationalizing all its natural monopolies again, I don't see how that could get done under a deal with the Tories.

Realistically, the only way Corbyn could get anything out of Brexit negotiations is under his direct control.

This does raise one question in my mind: How binding, long-term, are the Tories' treaties going to be on a future Labor government months from now? Could Corbyn renegotiate without being accused of jerking around the EU that soon?

I see Reuters has the good sense not to censor "nigger", unlike… a top American network whose name I forgot.


F

literally every nationalisation or otherwise "old" labouresque policy in his manifesto is either something already done in other european countries or allowed under EU treaties. Corbyn's really not promising anything that resembles "socialism in one country", he's just an authentic socdem. Yes, weakening the EU by leaving it may damage its long-term ability to carry out imperialism etc but it does absolutely fuck all to actually push Britain left. The only "neolib chains" the EU put on us were those that trading with anywhere else puts on us as well.

Just like far too many british leftists act as apologists for the EU simply due to Farage/Eurosceptic Tories being "nasty" or w/e, there are far too many non-brit leftists who apply the syriza/podemos/PCF perspective to the idea that the EU imposes austerity on Britain when infact it's our own democratically elected politicians doing that. Given that the UK was already outside the Eurozone (i.e. the economic backbone of the continental project) and further integration treaties, the EU was literally nothing more than a glorified trading club for us, and I don't see any meaningful left-wing goals achieved by leaving it (though that doesn't mean I endorse remaining either).

literally hungary/10

I think I'm starting to figure out what accelerationism is truly about.

I keep hearing this, but whenever challenged on "and what about countries that attempt to revert privatisation?" whoever is challenging the matter drops off the face of the Earth.
The EU says austerity works and hasn't dismissed it as fucking retarded. That's enough for shitbags like the Tories and their European equivalents. It's not an accident.

austerity is the equivelant of trying to get my oxygen in your body by stranglng yourself

At least unlike austerity I can get into that.

Brexit isn't some kind of popular revolt or revolution. It's essentially an ideological power struggle between atlanticist porkies and europorkies with their own free market visions.

Right, but where did I say that it was?

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/884826906255929344
I never knew he was capable of such bantz


Posting them to his twitter posts is always good since critics will always reply to him anyway

JUST

You'll be fine, son.

It's certainly not one I've ever heard but it sounds like something that would be bandied around by Eton cunts

Which one?

Also at a labour branch I introduced a local councillor (who actually understands what fucking socialism is, unlike some blairites) to Bookchin, the revolution grows stronger.

I just read this and enjoyed it
thebaffler.com/salvos/despair-fatigue-david-graeber

Her rabbit was probably a kulak anyway.

CPB

test

you are no doubt visible flagless user

what did you get banned for?

that was a goodass article

I like this, particularly perhaps because "bored with hopelessness" would sum up my own outlook at the moment. The optimism is certainly emphasised by the line
and absolutely no reference whatsoever to 2017. i.e. this optimism is sourced from before we knew what was happening. It's like a John Curtice exit poll but backwards.

Also on
There's literally an NME thingy on this from like 1998.

Wow I'm surprised that NME has (or had?) a higher standard of news reporting than most of the mainstream press, they always came across as that hipster corporate shill rag when I was a teen in post 9-11 era.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Could have thrown in a Cockshott tbh


I didn't even start the article and it already describes me perfectly.


I know I'm exposing my ignorance here, but I'm yet to hear a good explanation as to why a national debt matters or not.

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Someone, probably a relatively smart reactionary, is bound to have written something about how society doesn't seem to produce great talents anymore. The 20th century saw plenty of notorious politicians, artists, philosophers, even scientists. We used to have Picassos and Sartres and Einsteins, now we have Kinkades and Harrises and Tysons. Public education in a lot of countries was driven down, and people began being bombarded nonstop by pop culture dreck, advertising, meaningless "news" and other sorts of noises. Now at the same time the average keeps on increasing, we're more ignorant than we were in 1900.

I'm going to guess had but then I'm like that.
One thing to note is that Stuart Campbell (now of Wings Over Scotland fame) has a interesting article about how 9/11 killed gaming journalism. One has to wonder if it carries over to music as well. I mean, it's an interesting path to chart anyway:
wosland.podgamer.com/how-911-killed-videogames-journalism/


Reminds me for some reason of this line in k-punk.org/precarity-and-paternalism/

"Hard to credit now, but there was once something paternalistic, almost philanthropic about the Beeb, spreading the cultural wealth of the educated classes through housing estates and comprehensive schools. This kind of evangelism rarely sits well with self-conscious champions of the lumpenproletariat, whose right to live in shit, they believe, outweighs their right to not live in shit - for some, being patronised is worse than being brutalised. But then people can be very naïve about the motivations of those who give the people what they want, relentlessly and remorselessly. And while the Corporation was sometimes guilty of gross assumptions and a very real stuffiness, I don't like to think how I might have grown up - stomping around in the middle of nowhere - had it not been for Life On Earth, or Carl Sagan's Cosmos, or James Burke's Connections, or the gentle guidance of the BBC Childrens' department. Years ago, I interviewed the men in charge of "youth programming" at Channel 4, goateed and bereted and utterly insistent that their race to the bottom was a noble crusade; they railed against the BBC's "eat-your-greens" approach, and spoke of gallons of liquid effluent, coursing through the pipes of British culture, in terms of freedom and some strange colour of egalitarianism. Here was the future, banging its drums, and even then it made me blanch. As controller of BBC2 in the late 1960s, David Attenborough had a different vision, rooted in what was, for all his personal muh privilege, an (enduring) belief in inclusivity. If the so-called Golden Age of Television could boast its fair share of shoddy, overlit crap – and my God, it could – at best it was truly empowering, and its passing has screwed us all to some extent. We can still choose to watch BBC Four, I suppose (assuming it's not another show where ex-NME writers smirk at Mud's trousers), but then this is an age of choices, few of which have much to do with freedom in the long term. No one's going to stumble onto culture any more, not like I did, or my dragged-up mates did. It's worse than a shame."

Clickbait title aside, the gist of the first article actually seems to be "shifting from subscription fees to advertiser contracts as the balance of revenue killed journalism in paper gaming mags".

It's a foregone conclusion that (even moreso in the invariably 100% ad-funded online/broadcast format) money is the only thing that talks, in media.

Graeber outdoes himself again. I feel positively giddy after reading that. The prospect of a national spirit that is excited and eager, and has reason to be in looking to the future, is fantastic.

And now we are shifting back to it with Patreon.

Pretty good tbh

I'm confused. Why would they even print a slander article and then also slander the interviewed?

To sell papers.

Balanced news coverage.

Sunday Sport is satire, I'm pretty sure.

Still hilarious at times.

Malicious slander.

Assuming the figures are accurate (seems to just be with Scotland added.) this is an interesting thing.
One has to wonder what the political impact is of Scotland having a more "European" distribution of income than the UK as a whole. (One also has to wonder how on earth regions of England manage to have a lower GDP/Capita than the Scottish Islands, unless they're aggregated into "Highlands and Islands")

Fucking Norway

Some more classic sports on sunday

The thing is, British tabloids have such an awful reputation that all foreigners, and a whole lot of Britishmen, think they're trying to pass off crazy lies as bonafide truth.

isn't the point of the sport that it's got nudity inside and the articles are just filler?

May on the charm offensive

youtube.com/watch?v=P7uRvOAE4TU

Fucking class traitor
Comrade Corbyn is no longer my comrade and I am leaving the Labour Party

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b-but Tom Watson said you guys spend all day trying to get into the Labour party

Who wants a blood pressure boost?
(Lest non-Scots think it's only fair that the revenue be shared: Remember that didn't happen either. I'd go so far as to say that the UK as a whole would be better off had we never discovered North Sea oil, because in the end all it did was empower the worst governments we've ever had. It wouldn't be eyeball-bursting wall-punchingly bad if the money had been invested into industrial development UK wide.)


If anyone needs me I'm going to be outside screaming at traffic for the next few days.

Oh we do, he was just wrong about the sect: it's not the trots you have to worry about….

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kek and UB40 is a literal benefit sheet

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-voters-reasons-jeremy-corbyn-manifesto-local-mp-mandatory-reselection-a7840856.html

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Here are the full graphs

They endorsed Corbyn before it was cool too.
youtu.be/zP3P9c6kVr0

Waht?

Holy shit, I didn't notice how old that was until I saw the Deftones add on the final image.

Its fairly commonsense really.
Where the 'left' is perceived as liberalism which is what it largely is and thus pro-eu, and the right as anti-eu, those voters who are anti-eu will, even if they despise the tories, vote for them because they will take us out of the eu.

The tory party was the party of TOPAZ BREXIT, so yeah. However this swung the other way, a lot of people saw labour as the party of "sane brexit", especially in the city, It is perhaps one of the reasons they won areas like Kensington (richest constituency in the country). Also jaguar dave doesn't give a shit about the high taxes because he can afford them, but Labour was actually going to have a brexit deal that is good for them. Don't get me wrong, HQ policy is a hard brexit, just not one of aggression.

But due to the events of recent months, more people know Corbyn is a brexiteer and as such, people won't think he is the quiet remainer, Whether this will be to his benefit or fall remains to be seen.

Tory voters are mentally retarded

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/15/brexit-followed-by-corbyn-put-uk-flat-on-back-tony-blair
Honestly surprised he'd concede that, qualification-laden though it is.

Still want him in jail though.

JAIL

LADS AMBER FROST IS COMING TO THE UK TO DO SOMETHING WITH MOMENTUM
HOW DO I GET HER TO TOUCH MY COCK WITH HER MOUTH?

youtube.com/watch?v=pRQUyX9L7T4

/OurBoy/ with Naomi Klein.

which MP has the highest power level?

She truly is an enigma. Her face somehow manages to both look like a mess and oddly charming at the same time.

Used to be Tony Benn, but either Dennis Skinner or John McDonnell.

I miss papa tony :'(

Don't be sad, for he is in red heaven watching us with glee.

In other news, survation poll shows that people want a referendum on the brexit deal.

Red Heaven sounds like a pretty sweet place.

we should shut this thread down

Why?

rude

fuck off wanker

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Srsly tho, thread's a lil' slow

Are any of you guys in Momentum/Labour, what is it actually like and are they as left wing as the media paints them?

I am, the most left wing ones you'll find that are not Trots/ex-Stalinists are the old Bennite sorts. Unless something big happens most new members don't actually go to meetings.

I'd say if you're a revolutionary you shouldn't put much hope in being able to do anything on your own in Momentum/Labour. I'm in the Socialist Appeal which is an actual revsoc organisation in Labour (Militant 2.0). I'd recommend checking them out, joining their branch and from there working in Momentum/Labour. I've been really impressed with them so far.

It does sound like a generic Trot org so here's main differences with others that I found:
-Emphasis on theoretical education (Building quality cadres as a necessary step)
-Predominantly youth based. A CPGB guy said "You can tell they're from the Socialist Appeal, they're well spoken and they're attractive".
- Non-Sectarian
- It's starting to grow really fast now (especially through the MSF)

Srsly, been orbiting arond some small parties, labour reformism etc but I'm so glad I came across them since what i'm doing actually makes sense now.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/18/labour-mps-urge-party-to-do-more-to-appeal-to-the-english

fucking saw this coming from a mile away.

As a pro-independence Scot, I think this is fucking great for us (increases tension in the union) and great for Labour (the path to socialism lies through England). Shame for minority voters though, Englishness is inherently reactionary and Labour are gonna sideline them now.

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Just a labour member here, in toryshire. Really interesting, most people came onboard because of Corbyn, most seem to be 'middle class'' but also members of the salariat. Some of them are pretty lefty, and my local Cllr was going on about socialising utilities and shit. Interesting age mix, while I was 100% the youngest there most people were 30-50. Not that many women tbh, 4 out of the 30 of us. Couple of (hindustani) Asians, to be expected from the area I live. So yeah, most people actually knew what socialism was though (social ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange): so there is hope.

Yeah we shouldn't expect them to come to revolutionary socialism quick, but the fact that they're rallying behind a borderline centrist (as in, revolutionary in slogans, reformist in practise) leadership is a good sign. Historically the masses always tested out left reformism before revolutionary socialism.

we should be more concerned who will pick up those disenfranchised minority votes (blairities ect.)

I will check them out

I live in a studentish area so I would guess there will be a lot more young people. Interesting to see how many people still turn up now the election is over.

feels good man

yes bruv, what section you in?

I'm going to uni in September and they have a local IMT branch, is it worth joining?

Also interested.

I gotta say you brits are a horny bunch
spankbang.com/1dqyf/video/does anyone have the rest rmhb

ive personally been in contact with tankies, small trot parties, and reformists because I wanted to do something. none of them knew what they were doing and none of their ideas really made sense. I came across a local Marxist Society by accident and then I joined the IMT which was one of the best decisions ive ever done.

You`ll start learning a lot of shit on how to do actual organising, A LOT of theory (sounds scary but they`ll make it easy plus you`ll get so much clarity and a sense of foresight. It's a necessity that's often really overlooked). Even when chatting with normies you start to get a lot more "you just talk so much sense" sort of replies and so many more people getting redpilled and wanting to join.

National events are incredible. The general idea of how the organisation works is to bring you to the level of an officer rather than a private, you end up bettering yourself as a revolutionary - basically building cadres. I remember 2 months after joining I said I learned and did more than I did with another group I was with for 2 years.

The fact that it`s not full of old weirdos but actual young people means you`ll make friends with a lot of great comrades too.

There's a massive revamp coming for this autumn considering our growth, like t-shirts, social media, banners, etc. We're getting directives, help and advice on how and what to do to best grow our branches, how to intervene in the Labour Party/Momentum/NUS etc and it works really well. That also links with them being really non-sectarian and faced towards the real movements of the working class.

I'm obviously biased, but I ended up dedicating to them for a reason, so there's that.

Which unis you going to?

Top kek, please find that title card in HD.

Holy shit that sounds awesome

avant garde

What the fug?

Depends tbh, I'll hopefully be going to Leeds depending on my results, but I might end up going anywhere that will take me. Possible Uni of Essex or Dundee.

Aye, it really is. Hopefully I'll see you at this! facebook.com/events/609838102552427/

Leeds have a really good branch, dont know anyone from Essex or Dundee but there's stuff going on there too I think.

Well a lot were mobilised by the election: I mean I joined because of it (I meant to do so after Corbyn became leader but got cold feet). The party is in PERMANENT CAMPAIGN mode so there is a lot of inertia being turned into further forward momentum (honhonhon). I am going to uni in the autumn so not sure what will happen but I have high hopes.


That sounds utterly dank, ngl not much of a theory head but still.

Anything in Exeter?

Are any of the teaching materials online? I would love to read some

Im in Exeter there's a student socialist society which is pretty open, they sometimes have pretty good people in to do lectures but that seems about it. I dont know about IMT and stuff like that though I wouldn't mind having a look at it

Nothing in Exeter unfortunately, but I think we have comrades in Plymouth and Taunton. You can always get in touch on the website and try and create a branch/society, you'd get lots of help on that.

Sounds like effort but it is rewarding. Our branch was started by a single 17 year old in 2014 and is currently the biggest revolutionary group in the city with strong influence in Labour.

There was a similar one in Reading which ended up joining the MSF. Overall I'd recommend joining the SocStu first but linking up with the MSF/IMT would probably help the society out a lot in terms of people, getting materials and most importantly doing coordinated work.

Aye, on Marxist Student Federation facebook page we're currently doing these short theory videos. Other than that, we've got this:

socialist.net/educate-yourself.htm

and our youtube channel with really good talks:
youtube.com/channel/UCo_Moc4DU_WbHpA3q5SKoSQ

Most of the education, however, takes place collectively as a branch and whilst building it. That way it's a lot more effective.

MSF/IMT need some good 30 second to 2 minute long videos explaining the rudimentary basics. As good as the videos on that YT channel are, they're all around 20+ minutes long, and most people don't have the time or effort for something they may not even be sure they agree with.

Also the tactic of short but sweet videos/clips seems to be working well for Momentum on Twitter and Facebook, which is something to bare in mind

We've got these Myths of Marxism videos coming out every thursday on our page actually:

facebook.com/pg/marxiststudent/videos/?ref=page_internal

Thats cool bro, but do you have any mirrors that arent on commons owned by capitalists?

This is supposed to be an user board

yourlabourconference.co.uk/


This is currently going on, and these are Momentum's candidates. I hope you guys have supported them.

I haven't managed to spend much time here recently but I'm one of the guys who have run for district council and lost.

God I am starting to get very fucking salty over the liberals and their fucking brexit whining. There isn't a single article that can be posted without a handful of them crying their eyes out.

The europhiles are the greatest cancer on british politics right now, they push the north in particular to the right and make sure to subvert and derail every effort of the labour left to make headway.
The worst part is that its all because of this pernicious delusion people have that the EU is so wonderfully "progressive" and cosmopolitan which appeals to all the urban liberals who shudder in fear at the very thought of the dirty, intolerant british public which doesn't go the artisanal cereal bars. EU support is never really about 'the economic impact of brexit', liberals don't give a shit about that, its all about virtue signalling about how we're lesser if not attached to the EU.

It's unlikely the Tories are even going to push through Brexit it's far to risky to investors or stockholders of whom they exist to serve. We will be in the EU in all but name before we were half in and half out and we shall soon be half out and half in.

Why are your fellow Bongs so mad about this? I understand the porkies being scared of new taxes and leaving the common customs. But as far as I can see, the sole reason liberals are whining is muh globalism. Is this right or what? During that fateful election day, they wouldn't fucking shut up about racism, and I found it bizarre because getting out of the EU would cut down on immigration from other white countries. (Yeah I know this concept of whiteness is Burger, but it has taken root in Bongistan, as far as I know, right?) Are they just that spooked?


A while ago, Comrade Corbyn purged some frontbenchers who voted in favor of soft Brexit instead of abstaining. It's possible he's just hiding his power level and will negotiate for a soft Brexit anyway, but odds are on going hard.

Heh, they were legit the two I were going to vote for anyways.

They'll just cut more, sell off more public shit or raise taxes on the poor. Taxes on porky are off the table under the tories.

I mean, it's not entirely untrue that there are a substantial section of thick fucks who blame the EU for nonwhite mass immigration, for whom there is a very strong case that they are racists.

I would tepidly make two suggestions:
The symbolic value of the EU to liberals is large. It's not just globalism, it's Britain as a modern co-operative country "Punching above it's weight*" inside a global institution instead of being a closed little racist island punching above it's weight.* Despite the generally recognized advantages of withdrawal on the left (and until the 80s/90s, the vast majority of Anti-EEC feeling coming from the far left.) the modern anti-EU movement was predominantly of the right-wing. One look at newspaper positions versus circulation should be sufficient to make that point.

The second is that withdrawal from the EU - like Trump - shouldn't have happened, that is to say it shakes the foundations of the present reality, like Corbyn forcing a stalemate despite not being "centrist" enough. On the left (and indeed on the right) there's a general ability to deal with disappointment if it's expected - everyone knew John Major would get BTFO in 1997 and even Brown's 2010 loss was relatively expected (though the Lib-Dems jumping into bed with the Tories wasn't quite.), but when something like that comes out of the blue it can be psychologically shattering, like Kinnock losing 1992. (Or on a personal antidepressive note, Corbyn forcing a stalemate.) - Liberals were not prepared to contemplate that this was a contest with risk. All the "rational indicators" that it should have failed if you read them through this lens. (A bit like people overestimating Miliband's chances in 2015.) So there was no psychological preparation.

Finally on the Scottish dimension there's a whole bunch of other shit but basically it's 95% just a shoehorn for independence. (Although I'm mildly concerned that the SNP may be less cynical on this topic than I am, which doesn't bode well given that - if the neoliberal boat sinks - it might take their best-we've-yet-had-in-government social-neoliberalism with it, and in turn independence.)

archive.is/zB636
Labor's giving more power to elect non-establishment candidates in Tory marginals. I think the establishment is trying to play 17 dimensional candyland, setting up a bunch of radicals to fail in the next election because they assume only right wingers can beat tories, but if that's what they think, they're wrong.

I'm starting to think Tony Blair was actually creepier when young.

The summer blitz started today, things should be interesting.

Why are we British so fucking awful? I wish I was Russian, Spanish or French. I'm sick of pseudo-rational muh empiricism bullshit.

It feels rather hard to comprehend at times (Along sort of Mark Fisher lines) but I like the gist of this thing and it seems to operate well alongside that The European article about Englishness in a world without empire.

Britain (and in particular England) have an identity essentially built on being the neutral and the default, and perhaps also the timeless. This is why we can't recognize ourselves as ideological people, can't have a written constitution that would provide temporal grounding, and so on.

I can't carry the argument very well personally but it's an interesting one.

got bored

found a thing

is this an original ben garrison piece?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/fox-hunting-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-ban-hunting-act-repeal-free-vote-general-election-2017-a7767466.html

wtf? i love labour now

I still remain perplexed by my own opposition to fox hunting. (It's not on animal rights grounds, I don't think it's on class grounds, and the fact nearly everyone in favour is a bit of a cunt would appear to be something I've only noticed ex-post-facto…)

Do get a fuzzy feeling remembering that Blair probably has more regret over the ban than he does over the Iraq war.

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Why would you kick out one of your own?

What planet do you live on

Fun fact: It was Peter Hitchens who made me change "everyone in favour is a cunt" to "is a bit of a cunt."


Blair wasn't a SocDem. PDF related if you're bored.

I was just meming, I didn't know there was any sort of remotely-rational argument for keeping fox hunting beyond "there's nothing wrong with a little animal abuse as long as its the upper classes doing it, lad"

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youtube.com/channel/UCdvpE9Ob5VxYXw4k9TIWEDg/videos

This is getting a little bit pathetic, he has someone's daughter to raise!

The main argument in the video that I understand is that "women shouldn't get paid the same or more just because they happen to be women" ok there you go I summed that up in around 15 words and yet Sargons video is bordering on half a fucking hour long. This is apporaching Molyneux levels of repetitiveness.

Ironically enough the BBC is run by ex-Conservative politicians, donors and activists so I guess the "liberal bias" must be some kind of 5D hungry hungry hippos on their part.

Why aren't you using youtube+ to blacklist alt-right videos? My recommended videos section has never looked better and I'm never wasting my time or giving ad revenue to these reactionary picks.

Why are you giving ad revenue to anyone on youtube? Advertising is one of the worst cancers of capitalism.

Ironically the BBC do have a "liberal bias" in the American sense of "liberal". They are pro-capitalism, pro-government, and pro-idpol.

I never said I browsed the Internet without an ad block, but a lot of guys here do still for some reason.

Depriving them of ad views and tracking information is good, but you still give them a page hit, which counts for audience. Which also rewards the video uploader.

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE SOCDEM GANG

Oh like hell it is.

You don't get paid for views, but ads viewed. Views can help you get more prominence, but in the grand scheme of things 1 adblocked view is shit.

SDP GANG (of 3.)

Dostoevsky's on Countdown.

still get mind-splittingly angry at the last two pledge cards
Neither actually make pledges, the 1997 pledge card - for all it's shitty lukewarm promises, the 2001 pledge card - despite including the "As we paint a hospital NOT strangle a puppy like Heseltine" dickheadery - made pledges. (Although that X NOT Y thing is just as excruciating. Whoever was responsible for that needs 1000 years gulag.)

Oh the horror
order-order.com/2017/07/24/male-tory-mps-got-social-media-abuse/

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Serves him right, as we've already proven leftists are vile and hateful people.

Why is it considered wrong to hate your political opponents? Especially the leaders and stuff. I can understand still getting along with other ordinary people with different political beliefs up to a certain point but still. Has this always been the case because it feels like a recent thing.

Is it just me or am I seeing more dislike for Corbyn around places like Reddit? Used to be quite pro-Corbyn until these two things in the past week or so:
- tuition fees/debt thing
- comments about immigration (and relation to brexit)
What's going on?

The Discourse. my friend. the idea that at the end of the day we all want the same thing (technocratic liberalism) and if we could just respect each other hard enough we can reach across the aisle and achive it throught compromise.

It depends on what places. Subs like r/politics or r/news etc are completely overrun with bots and the Chair Force's shitposting battalion.

I wouldn't doubt that they've been ordered to shift their attention from libeling Bernie to try and stamp out any embers of support for Corbyn too

Wait if this is calculated by percentage? Then

If anything the disproportion is UKIP then Tory

Good post by Craig Murray if it ain't posted already

craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2017/07/beware-bewildered-blairites/

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40684549?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/71e97cc0-8bec-416b-82f0-a6bbb85d7f1f/jeremy-corbyn&link_location=live-reporting-story
Can we hope that the successes of Corbyn will finally lead to a change in Sottish labour?

I'm going to say no, at least not in the short-mid term. Maybe in the longish term something desirable could arise, but the best way to do it would (amusingly) be to drop the pretence at independence and make it an explicit branch office. Good governance is better than self governance…
Though I'm more-than-slightly miffed at the move to campaigning in SNP seats, since SNP seats have little to no impact on the practical mathematics of minority governance while Tory gains are the reason we're not sitting with a Labour government right now. I'll tell myself that "Scottish Labour put him up to this", but only because I want to assume good faith.

I mean, lines like
"The only way to remove the Conservatives from Downing Street, and have a government that works for the many, not the few, is to back Labour in Scotland."
Are simply not materially true. The only way to remove the Conservatives from downing street is to find any combination of 323-odd MPs who want someone else there. It's blinding that Labour can run on this line when the first Labour government was only the (distant) second largest party in the commons.

Cheering up time:
>Damian McBride recalls in his memoirs that in the 2002 reshuffle "Tony forgot Home Office minister Angela Eagle existed, gave someone else her job and effectively sacked her from the Government by mistake – and without informing her."

uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7

What a den of communists, decrying the social order like that!

bump

vimeo.com/227094885

pretty anti-climatic video but at least they kicked em out

While Dalgety’s desk radiated neatness and order, McTernan, a Chelsea fan, plastered his office walls with photos of the club’s players celebrating goals, with Tony Blair’s head photoshopped onto them.
HOWLING
While irritating to run back over the painful parts of the referendum (including just seeing the phrase "No Thanks"), highly recommend pdf related. (It's even

youtube.com/watch?v=fSACT2O7tc4&feature=youtu.be

CREASING

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40747241
Pretty interesting if they actually do go ahead with it. It will probably lead to more anger against the Tory's in the process

sad thing is charlie gard is now actively memed by the right wing, because some putz in the us claimed he can treat his illnessin a private practice but the ebin ebil "socialized medicine" in england would not let him work his magic tricks.

Its seems like another case of parents thinking they know more than doctors.

Happens all the time. It's pretty much the ultimate feels > reals case. Even though this child is basically a breathing vegetable the parents will do anything to keep him longer even if it means months of pain for this dying child just because some bloke in America said he can fix it even though there is no proof he can do a thing.

its just sad it happens to often, and it always seems to be "some guy in America" willing to sell some "miracle" cure

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charlie-gard-dies-after-life-10872550
Charlie Gard has died: Parents say 'our beautiful little boy has gone' after his life support was turned off
Thank fuck for tha-

Exactly the same fucking way as this cunt

Off benefits and """"""""into work""""""""

>…like Blair, Cameron and his team might follow Blair’s example by evaluating policy ideas not by their likely practical results but rather by the extent to which a reluctant party can be persuaded to accept them. In Blair’s case, this resulted in the sincere but surreal belief among ministers that they were being ‘radical’ even when they were merely pushing further the policy agenda which had been established as the ruling orthodoxy under Thatcher and Major.
Good insight into the Blairite mindset.


I think one of the lasting negative-legacies of New Labour will be the abhorrent attitudes to the disabled and unemployed in this country, since they were never willing to lead opinion on the matter and very happy to play up their credentials as having delivered high employment (lie) and being the paper of the Daily Mail reading cunt-classes, and ergo tough on lazy scroungers.

It's pretty obscene when you think about it. 13 wasted years would be an improvement on the real world inheritance from Blair/Brown. Time was not merely wasted, it was actively spent undermining the Labour party, public opinion, and so on. I forget the source, but it feels like there's a reasonable level of truth to the idea that in 1997 Britain was a mildly centre-left leaning country, while by 2010 New Labour had successfully turned it into a very right-wing one.

This is why we need to sell off the NHS.

hate production for use
love late capitalism
simple as.

Fucking kill me
The worst part is I have one

I did some bad shit fams, and this isn't the worst of it. A long time ago one of my friends was addicted to heroin/that dumbass substitute - and I hooked him up with some cash for a flat to get him off the street, and later ditched him because he wouldn't pay me back and he later killed himself when I was the only person he had left. Another time I hooked up some guy who did nothing wrong (besides being broke) at the petrol station with some beers, smokes and food because he was homeless, and on crutches too, and weeks later I was in a rush and drove past him and didn't stop to give him a lift. He was miles away from his spot hopping along and it would have taken like a minute out of my day to help him out but I was in a rush doing some stupid shit and left him to do the several hour long hike. This sort of shit is how I've also been treated in my relationships in this country. People have treated me like absolute shit even when I've stuck my neck out for them (not including mentioned events, which make me feel guilty), and I've suffered greatly every time. What the fuck is the UK's problem?
What the fuck is wrong with me, and everyone else? What went wrong? Why am I a cunt, and everyone else an even bigger cunt? This is fucking stupid.

No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.

Scots, not even once

I don't give a shit what you think you skinny armed virgin fuck, I'm asking about the social problems of the UK and if anyone can relate. I'd probably rinse your neck and fuck your sister afterwards if we met in real life, so don't try and tell me about growing up you little faggot.

Not a Scot, but we're going really north here so it probably counts.

your psychiatric issues aren't politics

You aren't a bad person for not making others problems your own. Bourgeois society makes suffering the order of the day, to say nothing of the sort of "individualism" it encourages.

There's nothing wrong with you on some inherent, essential level, but the society you (and all of us, really) are in is sick, and you're no more responsible for its effects than if you had any other illness.

Yeah, it's fucking dumb as hell and we'd all be better off if we helped each other out more, but the current makeup of our society makes doing so a risky venture, and failing in it costly in both material and emotional resources.

Sorry fam, am I supposed to be sensitive to you about how you can't get laid in the easiest country of slags on the planet? Do you want to tell me to grow up again, when you can't even stick your dick in a hole? Fucking pathetic, you're a late term abortion, you're a living fetus. Fuck off while people that have actually experienced life outside of primary school talk.

lmao it'll stop hurting kid, don't worry

This is pretty sad. Work out some time.

DENIS HEALEY IS POSADIST

GOOD GOD

Is he talking about a Tony Benn rally? If so seems like a good time.

youtube.com/watch?v=F4d-ZAPx1q4

PREACH IT COMMISSAR DORE.

Does any Labour party members know whats happening in terms of purging Blair. Isnt there something to do with voting for the representatives for the conference?

re:Blair
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/31/tony-blair-prosecution-over-iraq-war-blocked-by-judges
seems like the fucker will walk away scot-free from the damning Chilcot inquiry. Teflon Tony at it again.

Yeah.

At least it's always available in film form
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL46CCAC3763F5CDF6

that film portrays Blair far too compassionately, I can't even imagine him waking up in the night over guilt, also
it was her turn 8 years ago already
Imagine being Hillary, deprived of her rightful throne first by a smooth-talking faux-progressive negro and then a barely coherent New York millionaire posing as an anti-establishment figure
maybe in 4 years it will finally be her turn, though I think she would lose to a slightly smelly rock at this point

After seeing his post-Chilcot press conference I think Blair has a legit personality disorder, maybe psychopathy. No way any sane person could think the world is a better place due to the Iraq war, and lying so passionately ain't right at all.

It's been a while since I watched it. I think when dealing with Blair for TV purposes it's best to portray him sympathetically while keeping him as a bit of a bastard (undermining Brown) rather than going for the full blood-drinking-baby-eater thing. He's a much more interesting character that way. (Although I would like to see an Alan Beresford Lynton Blair…)

There's a substantial minority of my mind that would like to see her try, just for the amusement of seeing her lose again. I have my doubts though, Americans seem to go to the Tory school of disposing of failed leaders.


Actually if you want some interesting stuff:
lorddavidowen.co.uk/hubris-syndrome-an-acquired-personality-disorder-a-study-of-us-presidents-and-uk-prime-ministers-over-the-last-100-years/


However the symptoms for Hubris syndrome are supposed to clear up when you lose power.

I think Blair is an interesting character as he is: very intelligent and capable in politics, but also unprincipled (like succdems are) and absolutely consumed by his hubris. He probably did feel "the hand of history on his shoulders", so war it is, stability in the mid-east be damned!

Must be fun being Theresa May now. At least Cameron didn't have to become a political zombie scapegoat, even if history will treat him much harsher I feel. Or whenever the Brexit-caused exodus of the finance industry causes the UK economy to recede.

Clearly "Steve from Derby" is a Blairite scum if he actually exists.

UK riot history
twitter.com/libcomorg/status/891675856287825920

I wonder what would happen if they tried the poll tax again.

It seems like nobody cared that the retirement age went up to 68 last week?

When I mean nobody, I didn't see it in the news, no youtubers besides chunkymark mentioned it and it got buried in the newspapers.

I don't want to work till I'm 68 guys.

Lots of people are outraged by it, it just seems that the media and politicians don't care enough to bother. I'm 18 and I can tell you now there's no way half the people I know, myself included, will be working till they're sixty, never mind sixty-fucking-eight.

>I'm 18
Why the fuck are there so many literal babies on this board? I wonder if Holla Forums is the same. You all are just reactionaries in the making.

I'm 29 and middle income, union member because I wouldn't be middle income otherwise.

You shouldn't just jump down the throats of 18 year olds because they may be naive, I wish I learnt theory when I was younger. I was a liberal till I was 26 and wish I could have done more to agitate and redpill people on their employer and employee relationship as I have done now.

I haven't converted people (maybe a few) to socialism but I have made hundreds of work colleagues and UKIP voters to get a very basic understanding of LTV and landlord parasitism to the extent that they curse these leaches and are aware of them.

If I were doing it sooner, it would have been more.

Don't be a faggot man, 18 year olds progressively have it harder and harder in this country. They were calling the system of unemployment they were thrown in Kafkaesque and Dickensians over half a decade ago a while after I was thrown into it, I dread to think what it's like now.

26 and struggling with work (not totally unemployed, and not on benefits) here, and they used to send you to literal wastes of time as early as possible to discourage your way out of benefits and into work (while not actually helping you get work as there was no work to do), which escalated to meetings that weren't real, which escalated to meetings in rooms and buildings that weren't real, which escalated to sending you to work for a place for your benefits, which escalated to people getting sacked and sent back to their workplace to earn their benefits.
We're currently killing off the disabled the EUCHR are looking into it.

What level of co-operation do Labour parties have internationally?
For example I know John McTernan managed to jump into Australian Labor for a stint, although I'm not sure if that was handled as part of cooperation between the parties, or if his talent was known from his CV, and the fact it was with a party of the notional left was only mildly useful.

It's part curiosity and part vague fantasy of joining Labour just so I can then work up to some kind of mid level and then beg Australian/NZ Labo(u)r to sign off on a "yes we really need this skilled worker for our party" visa.

Mild note: This includes nepotism and interpersonal contact for which there is no paper evidence.
Another example would be John Major giving Bush details of Bill Clinton's time at university, although he got caught (obviously)

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4754764/Hackers-hijack-electronic-billlboard-busy-city-centre.html
>supposedly living in a surveillance state where freedom of speech is drastically curtailed
Ha.

(I did try to archive.is it, but it didn't work.)

They even put up a Swastika, A big brother is watching you poster and a wizard Pepe

archive.fo/56EVj

based Red Ken

Ken is the man that we all need,
Ken is the leader of the GLC!

surprised it's so quite in here

[In the 1992 election campaign] The Aberdeen Press and Journal (circulation 105,800) remained non-committal but feared that a devolved assembly would be dominated by a 'potentially horrendous combination of Glasgow councillors and Edinburgh lawyers'.
HA!

Who's ready for the hot new "Conservative Ideas Festival"? Now that conservativism is the new counter culture I'm sure it will go great.
>ft.com/content/f67fe45c-7909-11e7-a3e8-60495fe6ca71

The fuck?

kek
Thank God she was nowhere near becoming party leader

youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s
Enjoy

What did she mean by this…

she's literally going after the pepe market the mad cunt

lmao i think she unretweeted it

And the best part is that it won't work: they are all in the "BASED FARAGE XD" camp.

It's a like.
twitter.com/YvetteCooperMP/likes

Don't let the mask slip too far Yvette.

I wish I had a Twatter account.

God I fucking hate Louise Mensch (would hate-fuck her though)

Well election craze is over and there's no major Blighty news. We could just fold into leftytrash.

we can't do that because /britleftypol/ is above /leftytrash/ because we're anglo and anglo > all

Thoughts on this man?

Crazy but likeable and surprisingly agreeable.
Although he comes across somewhat less sympathetic in, say, the 1992 election campaign where he chased Kinnock around and pushed the Jennifer's Ear nonsense. (And much more sympathetic moving into the Blair era.)

The world would be a much better place if all Tories were Hitchenites.

I enjoy listening to him and reading his column in the deluded hope he'll re-embrace marxism as the only way preserve conservative values.

Can someone explain to me why the CPGB-ML marches with a picture of fucking Stalin? How is that going to appeal to the common man?

because he's handsome

He constantly says he's not be he just screams contrarian to me he says he knew Britian would leave the EU but when it looks like we will just stay in all but name he simply says he predicted that too and then ends by saying he actually voted remain because he wanted it to be a parliamentary decision to leave. (Which he well knows would never happen) He just want's to sound like he's always in the know so he can have one constant smug satisfactory moan.
His fanboys are shite too

Goldie lookin chain?
youtu.be/TJQwbJOj2pg

He lost me with his stance of drugs. Addiction according to him addiction is not real because people always have the free will to refuse to take drugs while at the same timing claiming cannabis is responsible for a psychosis -something that according to this line of logic isn't real either- epidemic. Like most of those who constantly mention Logic and Reason tm, he's a motivated thinker.

The CPGB-ML is there for the uncommon man. Take a look at the facebook pages of their supporters to see what I mean.

because they're fucking idiots stuck in the 40s with a cold war narrative who are more out of touch than Jacob Rees Mogg

what do all the cool marxist-leninists people do? is believing that a dictatorship of the proletariat is a necessary precursor to stateless communism inherently a loser ideology?

cool Leninists care more about getting somewhere than the ideologically purity of a state that no longer exists, so the best MLs are usually on the internet or in Trot groups doing something rather than nothing. The best Marxists though are LeftComs like me who infiltrate the Labour Party :^)

Very comfy now. God, that was quite a while ago.


STOP

so your goal is to drag labour supporters further left?

Its probably one of best things to do right now, Im tempted to do it myself

Just don't act too autistic, don't call yourself a Marxist, just try to explain what socialism actually is, i.e. abolition of market, abolition of commodity for exchange (but not as autistic as that), worker control of the means of production. If you say anything too revolutionary you can and will be kicked out and banned from the Labour Party.

no thanks then

You can call yourself a Marxist and won't get kicked out (the Shadow Chancellor of The Exchequer McDonnell has done so a few times), but people probably won't listen to you because it's a DemSucc party first and foremost. Just present your views and see if they like them. There's no point muddying the waters with naughty hard left words like "marxist" and "revolution" until you think they won't have a horrible knee-jerk reaction to those terms.

Hello Tony

I'm not saying it for the purpose of electability, it's for the purpose of shifting people to the left. You can't just make a Marxist in one go, it's a slow process.

Yesh?

how many levels of larp are you on my dude?

living proof of muh horseshoe theory.
somehow the most reactionary and the most progressive voice in mainstream media.

lmfao
also don't really get the "doing something rather than nothing" as as far as I can tell ML parties are much more active than trots

Who gives a single motherfuck about ideology, just identify as communist/socialist and be done with it

Depends where you go, in the UK Trots are MUCH more successful than ML groups when it comes to recruiting and organising, although Trots are still shit but better than nothing (at least better than MLs tbh)


Socialist is fine, but 'communist' is a big boogy man word so don't unless you want to reveal your power level. My point is explaining communist things without using jargon or saying they're communist because otherwise you risk alienating people from the outset for no reason other than the fact you want to use big fancy words no one else uses for no reason.

not sure what you mean by this. CPB when orthodox ML were most successful CP in british history. Even towards the end they were much bigger than any alternative as far as I can tell.
As for right now it seems as though CPGB-ML are growing faster than any other group I can think of.

Ive definitely noticed the different reactions when saying socialist or communist, my family thinks communism is tyranny and socialism is no free markets and worker participation.

This is cancer.

Ah yes, the Vikernes Method for stopping drug abuse.

Still torn on whether joining Labour in Scotland is a permissible act by my own ethical standards.
Wish there was a way to exclusively join the UK Labour party and leave the branch to wither on the… branch.

Join it comrade: engage in some slick entryism and make it actually leftist again.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labour_Party_(UK)_affiliated_trade_union

Join a Labour affiliated trade union, you'll have the benefits of being a member of a union and help other union members (you get sick and unemployment pay as well as legal help with Unite for example) and you'll also be allowed to vote on the party leadership.

The GMB for example don't give Labour money unconditionally, they actually have balls and withdraw funding for Labour candidates that are hostile to unions or are just shameless neoliberals:

socialistworker.co.uk/art/14865/GMB conference: union cuts Labour funding

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23955577

Having said that, GMB Scotland didn't want to take part in the last Labour leadership contest for no real reason (apparently Labour doing shit in Scotland was the best they could come up with, perhaps they feared their members would vote for Corbyn?):

commonspace.scot/articles/8977/gmb-scotland-will-not-ballot-members-labour-leadership-due-party-decline

But it's worth noting that in the previous (I can't find information for the most recent) Scottish Labour leadership election of 2014 in which the previous Blairite Jim Murphy won, the GMB backed Neil Findlay:

gmb.org.uk/newsroom/gmb-scotland-on-scottish-labour-leadership

Neil Findlay backed Corbyn and is the chairman for Campaign for Socialism (a Scottish group):

campaignforsocialism.org.uk/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Findlay

Even GMB's Scotland's general election statement makes no mention of current leader Kezia Dugdale:

gmbscotland.org.uk/newsroom/gmb-scotland-statement-uk-general-election

How many of you have seen A Great British Coup.
We could be living in it in a few years

So I have been told that Scottish Labour doesn't exist if you do not want it to: and if you really hate Kezia to join the Campaign for Socialism, which is like Scottish momentum.

*A Very British Coup
But yeah I've seen it. Very good series. There's no doubt in my mind that a Labour commons at ~Corbyn levels or better would be under fire from just about every branch of government so yeah it might not be far off.
Besides the fact that obviously the Absolute Boy wouldn't actually go as far as the PM in AVBC.

why is the American flag on the cover of the book?

The US takes part in undermining the Labour govt because they want to pull out of NATO and are buddying up with the USSR since nobody else will give them loans or aid.

Tony Blair reveals he was a student 'Trot' inspired to enter politics by the life of Bolshevik leader Leon Trotsky
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-leon-trotsky-student-politics-hero-oxford-university-new-labour-leader-prime-minister-a7885446.html
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

fuck why are politicians inevitably brainlets
can blair slit his fucking wrists already?

All the brainlets at Oxbridge study PPE. It's one of the easier courses, gives you power and a job for life, and will get you famous without having to win a Nobel prize like the other subjects.

Can we just revisit how crazy-fast Blair aged?
I mean, he looked about 25 going into Number 10 and came out looking like someone'd found him in the attic having survived the black death.
Thatcher appeared to age less despite being there for longer. (Aided by looking pretty terrifying going into the place, of course.)

Killing Iraqi children and telling yourself it's okay is a wee bit of a stressful job

I thought this was already known? Or maybe I accidentaly got it right by conflating him with the American neocons, who have long been known to have been spawned by ex-trots.

nah it's all the ones who escaped that keep him awake at night

[1992 Tory election leaflets]
Seems like /ourguy/ Greg Knight has always been a media maestro.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Knight

There was a good reason that they kept this guy around, see his sanitised wikipedia article?

He's notably one of the few Tory MPs (were there any others?) at the time who were against the Apartheid State in South Africa.

yougov.co.uk/news/2017/08/11/what-does-ideal-house-commons-look/

well colour me surprised
That said, the 12 WEP seats was most surprising considering they're almost never mentioned in the media whatsoever.

Some normally very safe spots for the tories going Labours way

twitter.com/britainelects/status/893241526133903360
twitter.com/britainelects/status/893233134980009985

The CPGB (not CPGBML) is organizing the annual Communist University week, starting this Saturday:
weeklyworker.co.uk/worker/1167/communist-university-2017-who-is-speaking-and-when/

That is actually a really interesting list of speakers, especially the first three.

I would say two out of these three. Moshé Machover is a math guy and pal of Paul Cockshott. In the early 80s Machover and Farjoun wrote a book describing the economy with a stochastic model, claiming that there is no strong tendency towards equal profit-rates and that there is a close correspondence between labour-value ratios and actual prices. Sadly, Machover will only talk there about how much Israel blows. Yassamine Mather is also ok.

I think Hillel Ticktin is a wanker. He described the USSR as a non-mode of production, which I think is a pretty nonsensical concept. My evaluation of some other speakers: Chris Knight is a wanker, Mike Macnair is ok (if a bit too gradualist), Jack Conrad is a half-wanker.

Tak Fujii's voice
E X T R E M E IDEOLOGY


hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/08/corbyn-or-blair-guess-which-ones-the-real-marxist-menace.html

Doesn't matter because both Blair and the author get killed during the revolution

But Peter Hitchens was also in Militant.

Can someone please kill Blair

Does anyone have the quote along the lines of "If people could actually see the student wankers who write for The Economist, they wouldn't take a word it says seriously"

I know it exists out there.

...

politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/news/88199/watch-arch-blairite-john-mcternan-joins-momentum
Fucking hell.


That's the one. Cheers, user.

Newfag here.
Tell me, what is the general consensus here on post-war Labour, and it's main people like Attlee and Gaitskell.
I'm not much of a socialist honestly, however I'm most definitely quite a bit to the left, but I must say I can respect people dedicated to socialist principles while at the same time being deeply patriotic and fighting the evil Soviet empire.
I guess that makes me the Holla Forums equivalent to a cuck.