Karl Radek's jokes

Anyone know where to find those jokes?

No.

Glad they gulaged him. He was petit bourgeoisie anyway.

Why not?

could be a laugh. I bet they are #Drumf tier.

Took the time to translate some for you.
"Stalin took me aside and told me, you know comrade Radek, when I was the first secretary of the Central Committee, you still could make jokes about me, but now that the XVIth party and the Soviet peoples have finally accepted me as the marxist theoretician that I am, your behaviour has become intolerable. You have to stop it at once.
- A theoretician of marxism? I apologise, comrade Stalin, but I'm hearing this joke for the first time."
In the latter half of the 1920s, Klim Voroshilov accused Radek of following "on the coattails of Trotsky". Radek wrote this response:
"Ah Klim, empty head
Filled to the brim with shit
Isn't it better to be a Lion (Trotsky)'s tail
Than an arsehole of Stalin?"
"Moses led the jews out of Egypt, and Stalin led them straight out of the Politburo"
"They say Stalin was talking to Lenin on his deathbed.
- Yes, Iosif, you can manipulate the secretariat into getting a majority cote from the party. But will the party follow you? That is the question.
Stalin answered the dying Lenin: - If they don't follow me, they'll follow you!"
"They say Stalin says to his reflection in the mirror every morning - watch out Soso! don't become a trotskist!"
"Radek once said: of course we can have a two-party system. One party in power, the other in prison."
"Once on the celebratory dinner for Gorky's birthday, Radek told him - we already names all our kolhoz, streets, parks and planes after you… The only thing left is to name our lives after you (Gorky means bitter in Russian)"
That's about all I could find

Kek

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Savage.

You're pretty good.

First one was fucking savage


thx comr8

Because tankies are special snowflakes who can't take criticism. Remember, they're all

Tankies can't handle the bants

Also, does anyone notice that Radek looks a little bit familiar?

these jokes are fucking savage

Nice tier bantz.

Can anyone translate more of these jokes?

Apologize.

Glad this reactionary fuck bit the bullet.


Yes, were so sorry for supporting the extermination of internal enemies and traitors. We should just be tolerant liberals, forgive them and let the cancer grow.

stay mad fam

hot damn

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The only thing I know about Radek is his Schlageter speech, where he didn't address socialists or commies, but people on the far right, he got into their heads, telling them how their desire for doing noble and heroic acts is used to turn them into porky's puppets. He got the early-20th century equivalent of a twitter mob of lefties mad at him for that (OMG Radek loves the Freikorps!!1).
RIP

No wonder he got gulag'd holy shit that is savage

As opposed to being the intolerant liberals you were in practice?

Sure, I'll translate some more. Must be said that all of these were ascribed to Radek at one point or another, but the idea that he wrote them ALL is kinda dubious. Anyway….

"Stalin once asked Radek - Comrade, how do you think we could solve the unsanitary conditions in the military? Say, how would you solve the problem of fleas and bedbugs?
Radek answered: It's easy, comrade Stalin, just collectivize all the pests into a kolkhoz, and soon enough they'll all run away on their own from hunger."

"After watching the play Othello in a Moscow theater, Radek reported hearing Stalin comment - That Iago fellow had truly magnificent organisational skills"

"Stalin put one anonymous military commander for one reason or another into the labor camp system for about a year. Having found a need for him, he summoned him back, and met him with Radek present. He told him he's reinstating him into a good position within the Soviet army. After the commander inquired why he has spent a year without a trial, Stalin turned to Radek and chuckled - Look at him, he's still unhappy!"

"Stalin once summoned Radek and told him - Listen, let's make an agreement. You'll stop making up all these fanciful stories about me and I promise to you to hold off on repressions.
After the jokes didn't stop, Stalin asks Radek: - Why did you break our agreement?
Radek answers: - You broke it first! You put the entire 17th Congress of the Communist Party in jail!"

"Radek reports Trotsky saying: it's very hard to argue with Stalin - I argue by quoting him and he argues by exiling me"

lmao.

Where are you getting these? There needs to be a Stalinist joke database.

you people are retarded
this is just a part of folklore
you can find this kind of jokes about any aspect of life in SU
this kind of passive-aggressive bitching was one of the favorite intelligentsia's hobbies

fucking lol

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Genius