Alabama Senate votes to allow church to form police department

Lawmakers on Tuesday voted 24-4 to allow Briarwood Presbyterian Church in Birmingham to establish a law enforcement department.
The church says it needs its own police officers to keep its school as well as its more than 4,000 person congregation safe.
Critics of the bill argue that a police department that reports to church officials could be used to cover up crimes.
The state has given a few private universities the authority to have a police force, but never a church or non-school entity.
Police experts have said such a police department would be unprecedented in the U.S.
A similar bill is also scheduled to be debated in the House on Tuesday.

Source: wbrc.com/story/35126003/alabama-senate-oks-church-police-bill

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I've heard that this church has a school with a drug problem and they did this to hide it.

but oh no, Shariah Law!

A Jewish theocracy, how unprecedented! It's not like they've EVER done this in the past

What?

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20 years before private police forces are a thing

Christianity is a Jewish invention meant to extract spirituality from the gentiles, so, erm, yes, it is largely run by Jews. Those of us who can tell a Jew by its features can see that most church leaders, particularly the Pope and patriarchs, have been from a long line of Jews. The distinction is really in name only.

another victory for tradinistas

You kinda sound insane.

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basically to a lot of these Holla Forumsyps and I assume this person leans towards Holla Forums as Satanism is popular on that board (cause you know Nazis are Satanists), a lot of these people think all Semitic religions are the same general cult and belief system and you're praying to a Jewish god when you pray to the Christian God.

Of course the Greeks are the main architects of Christianity and early Christians were mostly neo-platonic/gnostic/hermeticists and would have had a closer relationship with Greco-Egyptian Hellenic religions than Semitic Levantine religions (though obviously there are jewish and babylonian/chaldean influences in the New Testament)

But yeah its pretty annoying and I wish they would stop suggesting that Greek translated New Testament is the same as a Hebrew translated Torah+Talmud+Zohar which are distinct in language and thought from Christian books.

So the Crusaders and the Spanish Inquisition were Jews?

No that's retarded and insane because Jews genetically share features with Italians and Germans which are the first ethnic groups they bred with when they entered Europe through s. Italy in the early centuries AD. Pope Francis and his predecessor look Germano-Italian not Jewish. Old Germans and Italians can look very Jewy because a large number of Askhenazim have heavy doses of German and Italian blood. You ahistorical scientifically illiterate autistic satanist

What is this, Game of Thrones? [recorded laugh]

The USA is going downhill so fast I'm going to enjoy this.

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Nice, i hope that they will stone some sodomites

Yes. It's particularly damning that the Inquisition primarily targeted white people, and singled out surviving Satanist groups to be burned at the stake. They had a particular fondness for brutalizing women. Interestingly enough, the exact same thing continues under Communist regimes, but just with different names.


Hahaha, no, nice try. Jews are a fundamentally different breed from other humans, which especially shows when an unwitting gentile tries to have a child with one. Look up Harlequin Icthyosis, it's one of the many complications that can result from two fundamentally incompatible species, as well as giving away the reptilian origins of the Jew.

You know, if all the religions derived from judaism (Jews + Christians + Muslims) it kind of loses its bite when you try to convince us there's some massive jewish conspiracy when suddenly most of the world's population is jewish under your new retarded standards.

Shit, forgot to remove shitposting flag

You're an idiot. I'm only talking about Jewish controlled religions. The vast majority of people are not genetically Jewish, kikes themselves making up maybe 1% of the total population at most, factoring in the parasitic gene. That doesn't change the fact that most of what you know as "religion" is directly under Jewish control, and are trying to stamp out mankind's first and only real religion.

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Oh i see all those population genetics researchers were lying in their meticulously reported peer-reviewed studies. Makes total sense (best part is they aren't linking behavior with genes, just ancestry which isn't causal in this case, just correlating). You the enlightened racist Satanist know more about genetics than the population geneticists who post in peer reviewed academic journals. Right. I forgot you are an LHP psychopath so you manufacture the truth in every moment ;)
No they're almost exactly like Italians, Germans, French, Palestinians, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Eastern Euros, Turks, Armenians, Central Asians, Arabs, Druze, Assyrians, Alawites and even Ethiopids. they share physical characteristics with them and they are fundamentally bonded to them by language, geography and biology.
Yeah dude Jews like James Franco and Mila Kunis look so weird amirite? You're much more handsome/beautiful than those two half-jews right? Or Jake Gylenhaal or Harrison Ford or William Shatner (young) lol you fucking retard
All humans are the same species you autist
There are Egyptian Stele's, murals and reliefs depicting ancient Jews/Semites and they look largely like they do now but with curlier hair, bigger noses and darker skin (not black skin, but darker). These depictions go back thousands of years before the birth of Christ. They just did a recent reconstruction based on a genetic profile for an ancient phoenician and he literally looks like an ashkenazi jew. Jews would be near indistinguishable from phoenicians or caananites or assyrians or other Maghrebi/Levantine cultures. You stupid autist

is this the gene where the Turks/Byzantines/Greeks/Jews/Arabs create and preserve all of science and philosophy and then bequeath it to snowniggers or is it the gene where the chinese invented toilet paper and eating utensils before the snowniggers? I forget which genes causally relate back to hyper complex human interactions. But, then again I'm not a fascist Satanist who worships the principle of evil ;)

Yeah, and I'M the retarded one

Can we found a leftypol church as a front organization, move to Alabama, and get a cop force for ourselves too? I'm sure if we veiled ourselves in some dank liberation theology, we'd be able to get state funding for socialist education via school vouchers and our own legally-recognized proletarian militia. If Obamacare doesn't die we can also maybe get some subsidies for our own healthcare providers. Because gated communities are legal and a thing, we could even set up a prole commune. Finally, because of net neutrality going away we could easily set up our own micro networking and use it to filter satanfags.

whom /alabama/?

Imagine if a mosque did something like this lmao

Jesus fucking christ and people worry about Shariah taking over.

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The church didn't kill a single Jew you fucking retard. Actually read a book for once.

Who /churchofjesusofnazarethoflatterdaycomrades/ here?

lmao

Just so you know I"m still praying for you SatanNazi. Hopefully you'll get better.

I can tell, I can feel your futile yet irritating attempts to weaken my mental defenses. But I am adept in spiritual warfare, so know that I will not fall easily.

In America the threat of "sharia law" most definitely prevents the "christian" (protestantism is a capitalist corruption of Christianity) right in burgerland from establishing their desired theocratic regime since it empowers secularists.

LHP fags can't tell the difference between inside and outside you have no psychic hygiene. Stop lying to yourself, you're belching out neo-nazi propaganda and retarded pseudo-scientific theories about race (not even race science just shit that is totally nonsense and has nothing to do with population genetics)

Holy hell it's Satanfag!

The only church that illuminates is a burning one

SATAN CHAN IS THAT YOU?!

I am not a neo-Nazi. Joy of Satan and other such groups have nothing to do with the farce known as "neo-Nazism". Whatever criticisms you may have for that there for cannot apply to me, for all I see is the autistic screeching of a fedora tipping liberal.

The same. I would have come back sooner, but real life has provided a lot of challenges, to say the least.

I missed you bby

I know you're not that's why I said "you're belching out neo-nazi propaganda" what you are saying are neo-nazi interpretations of some of David Icke's research and other specialist researchers. Hence you are regurgitating neo-nazi propaganda.
Nazism is Satanism by defnition its ultimate LHP Death Cult centered around one strong Ego that enslaves an entire ethnic group to his whims. That's the definition of Satanism or pure LHP practice. You know what I'm talking about, the other idiots here don't but you of all people what I mean when I say that so don't play fucking stupid.
Nah because spiritually Satanism is the same thing as Hyper Fascism taken to its logical extreme and I consider you a Fascist in spirit
I haven't done any neckbeard sperging you must be projecting. Not a liberal either I am vehemently against private property and the State which are tenets of Liberal political philosophy.

seriously this is Esoteric Hitlerist type shit, lol you fucking narcissist

Kys Apalm 😂

You're just mad because the best "spirituality" you can extract is from a deluded skinny fat who thinks he's prepping the demon bull when he gets your dildo.

he's mad because he can't feel empathy and that's why he chose Satanism

*she

Does anybody have a picture of her tits by any chance?

She's female you newfag. For some reason this deluded slag comes by occasionally to rant about reptilians and astral entities. I assume she got lost on the way to /x/ or something.


escort anfems were a lot better

Glad to know that people are pleased to have me back. Rest assured, I will continue to spread the truth to the best of my ability.


Again, I am also not a fascist. Fascism is worship of the state, which is what Communism is the ultimate form of. Nazism is staunchly opposed to both of those things. Also, you're utterly ignorant on what Spiritual Satanism is, so I'd highly recommend you'd actually do some research. Start at the JoyofSatan website and work your way from there. But for your information, if anything is a death cult, it's Judaism and its programs of Christianity and Islam, with their fetish for genocide, sacrifice of humans and animals, constant holy wars, chastity, and other anti-life sentiments. Satanism is life-positive in all aspects.


Liberal in the modern sense, not the classical sense, which is equally retarded.

Which is embodied by the Fuhrer and thus the LHP living God-man
I don't want to get into the intricasies of why this is technically incorrect, moving on
hahahaha whatever you say man, whatever you say
no thanks dude :)
No they're something else, I again don't want to get into this kind of discussion. So I'll ignore this incorrect value judgement (Christianity is a blood cult not a death cult, two different things)
Not even in the modern sense, assuming you mean humanistic idpol

You made ridiculous, totally baseless statements about Jewish origins and DNA which can be refuted just by searching 'Jewish population genetics studies' in any scholarly/academic database and you will see that what you said is just nonsense, shit you got from other people who are lying.

Nazis do not worship the state. Nazis honor the gods and their race above all. States are an artificial construct, sometimes useful in terms of nation states, but more often than not they are simply tools to divide the gentiles.

Anyways, you refuse to do research of any sort, preferring instead to use long debunked wikipedia factoids. Start providing arguments, and I might consider responding more seriously. But know that you have not deterred me from continuing to educate you good goys, no matter how much you may protest. Trust me, you need this more than you know.

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Shit, why is the entire world becoming so reactionary.

My friends went to their private school. Practically everyone there was on drugs. Weird shit to me seeing a private school full of upper class white kids and most those I know are drug addicts.

We need a round 2 to cleanse the south.

Fuck you.

lol the white bread working classes of the South have more revolutionary potential than the effete East and West Coast suburbanites

Lel

Everytime I see this come around it makes me a little happier. Sherman did nothing wrong

The south is why we have churches worshipping capital. Look at TBN.

This is Iran's religious police enforcing public morality, but policing dress code.

This is your future burgers.

MAGIC MISSILE

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Those Hebrews sure are a devious bunch.