How do i into a commie gf?

fuck you retard

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she's a real girl you fucking virgin

The puffiest vulva.

girls(male) are the best girls user.

Fat, puffy pussy is just as good as feminine penis

lmao you fucking loser.

Haven't we been over this she's 15, lads

And?

mah niggas

You have to leave your basement first

Gulag yourself

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Fake news tbh

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*92% of left-wing youth from a single protest that were arrested most likely live in a squat or don't want to be raided but told the police that they lived with their parents

ftfy

with penis

pedos the wall after the revolution fam

tfw your waiting for your lefty gf to appear

You gotta go to her fam

get out.

can you be less retarded please

Unless you are

Run to her

The revolutionary is a doomed man. He has no personal interests, no business affairs, no emotions, no attachments, no property, and no name. Everything in him is wholly absorbed in the single thought and the single passion for revolution.

K

Sounding a lot like an ancap, comrade

From a legal standpoint, yes.

Only in your shit burger country.

sounding alot like an idiot, anarkiddie

Age is a bourgeois concept, comrade

Did you just assume his nationality?

pedophilia is not a legal concept

well depends

attend an anti-revisionist party meeting and talk to the quiet young girl if you want a tankie gf

or go to an anarchist get together preferably one more peaceful like food not bombs i don't think you'll meet anyone hanging out with black bloc people

Can't find pics. Where the fuck did you get em

2D > 3D

Women find commies boring gross. You might be able to get a piece of tail like this, though.

Nice try Holla Forums beta male.

Holla Forums…. thank's

Right.

The whole process eludes me. The easiest place to go would be some leftist community meet-up, but the risk of creating drama is too great for that to be a viable option.

Amazingly, I met a guy who browses Holla Forums a Mount Eerie show, but I doubt he's here.

I have his number, though. Not interested in dating, however.

Be honest, if she approached you after her gender studies class, and said she wanted you to fuck her after taking her to Burger King, 99% of you would say yes…

I'd tell her she's a fat idpol cunt

are you a faggot?

Does she have a dick?

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Nah. Girl(female).

Shame, he would be hitting up your phone like crazy if you were girl(male)

Didn't give him my number and haven't texted. Don't you know how giving people your number works? You give it to 'em to extend the offer and leave it up to them to decide, instead of forcing contact.

That sounds inherently patriarchal.

Works that way regardless of gender.

Are you cute?

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How do I into diapered commie gf ?

By killing yourself my man!

When the revoution kicks in I hope you'll stop watching so much porn.

DIAPERS?!

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I would stop watching porn if I had a gf

tankie gf are the best

Hey, I did this once!

Find the one that barely speaks up, but when she does, says something pretentious.

Say pretentious stuff back. Works like a charm, boyo.

Stop having every autistic fetish under the sun for starters. Your fetishes are SHIT!

Who is she?!

I'm 27 years old, worked shitty wagecucking jobs my entire life, never been in a relationship and only am not a virgin because of a prostitute a couple years ago.

God knows why I haven't killed myself already. Not even a socialist, I'm just desperate to not be a worthless piece of shit

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On a more serious note, radical leftist girls are fucking weird - no matter if anarchists or tankies. Most of them can't into humor and have a massive stick up their asses but at the same time, hate female clishes which results in being completely assburger when dealing with males. They want to be emancipated and free but at the same type are the most enslaved individuals you'll meet - their entire identity is often based on negation of another set of values instead of having some merit by itself. but they also have really tight pussy almost all the time

You'll be better off settling for a liberal or a right-wing girl. The latter is fun as fuck. I've been dating right-wing girls and they aren't that dogmatic just loads of fun.

could be worse. you could be a 30 yo virgin neet with no money, like me.

It shouldn't be difficult. Virginfags usually ejaculate prematurely, so just stick to you instincts.

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I know that feel, I'm a 24 y.o. KV and haven't even attempted suicide. I try to read up on theory as much as I can, but mostly I just mindlessly browse the internet or stare into space, I think it's due to the years I spent institutionalized. I'm like a perma-institutionalized invalid these days.

she (he) wouldn't fuck any of you losers lol

Aspie leftist cuties sound like my kind of thing. For some reason crazy girls really get me off.

spook

I know, right? You just want to feel useful, that your existence won't end up being a waste. It feels like most people are content living day to day, but some people need a Good Cause to dedicate themselves to, to justify their lives and, ultimately, to give meaning to their so-far pointless suffering. It's the same demographic from which are recruited suicide-bombers, cult members and other radical cases.

But how can I find a good radical case? Well that's a problem in these days isn't it? Short of fucking off to Rojava, there's nothing you can do to meaningfully contribute to leftism. Unless you happen to read and write a lot and become the next Marx or Lenin.

I really wish I could tell you Do this and that and you'll be helping the Good Cause, but I can't. In a way, the Good Cause was dead the moment Lenin had to go back on his romises in order to keep Russia governable.

We're shit out of luck.

>Unless you are

who would have known

A hooker would be better and cheaper.

Why would you want a girl?

i'd take the burger

You guys do understand that this is a cosplay of a character from a virgin videogame and she's not a commie?
Just want to be sure

I hate this plastic bimbo bitch