Now, bulk goods suck after a while. They take a long time to cook, they get boring after a while, whatever.
So go back to the store and buy some canned goods.
Canned soup, canned vegetables, canned fish (tuna, sardine, anchovie, salmon, whatever), canned meat (chicken or beef), whatever.
Buy shit in cans.
Use it sporadically when you cook, or when you're in too much of a hurry to do some real cooking and just need something to heat up quickly.
DON'T BUY HOT POCKETS. THEY'RE WORTHLESS WHEN YOUR MICROWAVE DOESN'T WORK.
You'll need two servings of canned goods per person per day.
You want about a three week supply of these, too.
For a three person household, you'll end up with about 125 items of canned goods.
Variety is key.
Example: 18 cans of chicken, 24 cans of tuna, 36 cans of various soups (don't get condensed soup - only the shit you can heat and eat), 24 cans of green beans, 24 cans of corn.
More variety is good, but that's about the minimum.
Total cost: $70 per person
Now, you need a way to cook it.
Don't use pots and pans with chemical nonstick - that shit doesn't react to actual fire very well.
Use cast iron, stainless steel, copper, or that ceramic nonstick shit.
Buy a grill, the best quality that is within your means.
DO NOT BUY A GAS GRILL - SOLID FUEL ONLY.
Buy a ton of charcoal or firewood and put it in a dry storage area. If it's firewood, make sure it's off the ground by at least a couple inches so air can flow underneath it.
Then you need kindling (those coupons that they spam the snail mail with work really well, and they're free).
You also need an ignition source. A handful of cheap bic lighters is acceptable. Flint and steel is better.
Total cost: $150 minimum. More money means a higher quality grill and more fuel stockpiled.
If space is limited, this is the kind of grill you want:
amazon.com/Char-Griller-2-2424-Table-Charcoal-Grill/dp/B003HFFVJK/
If you're already doing alright under Porky, the ideal renewable cooking solution is
The means of production for food and fuel will be beyond the reach of most city dwellers (and a lot of suburbanites). So for now, stockpiling will have to do.
So… now that you've got food taken care of, let's try THE HABBENING again.
It doesn't have to be like this.
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