Game journalists playing vyda badly

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

Dyling light jumps on the Battle royal bandwagon
The new game mode is overshadowed by how much IGN sucked at playing the game
This gameplay footage might be the new polygon DOOM.

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

how autistic are you, OP? they're playing poorly, but average poorly, like your standard casual console gamer. nothing like Polygon DOOM, where the reviewer literally shot air more than monsters at point-blank range and managed to get confused navigating 40 square feet rooms

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

casual console gamer
I am a casual console gamer, what did you said about me?

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Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

Wasting hitler dubs on the most obvious shit imaginable

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

(((Kimmel)))

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

like your standard casual console gamer.
So terribly?

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

When's the book about ANGRY BLACK MEN Coming out?

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John Morgan
John Morgan

in "conscious" rap albums

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

I don't know what the fuck you just said.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

Learn some reading comprehension, then.

i thought you wrote where earlier, my bad

Eli King
Eli King

You deserve a bullying.

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

You and your unborn children deserve a lifelong sentence of solitary confinement. In a muzzle and metal chains.

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

I hope your waifu isn't able to bear children.

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

He seemed to be doing fine until he found that other player. Then his fight or flight instincts short circuited and he ran around like a spaz for the rest of the video.

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

I like how the retard thought throwing a melee weapon at a propane tank would do anything, twice. Not nearly as bad as the nuDoom footage or that Horseshoes and Hand Grenades faggot, though.

David Kelly
David Kelly

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Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

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Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

I hope you watch your pregnant wife die a slow, agonizing death while knowingly carrying a dead child inside.

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

I hope your chicken tenders are overly crispy so they're edible but not very enjoyable.

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

I hope your meals are as bland as your culture, American.

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Bland is better than laden with diarrhea-inducing spices, Indian.

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

Can't reply to that if i don't know where you're from to form a area correct insult shitpost.

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Liam Howard
Liam Howard

I'm not Indian, but at least I can handle spice you snowflake.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

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Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

That second one could have done without the "deal with it xDDDD thug lyf" nig nog music.

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

This is why E-celeb streamers shit over your journalists. At least they can play game better than 99% of the gamers. Why gaming journalists are still a thing in the 2018?

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

At least they can play game better than 99% of the gamers
what?

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

I grabbed it from some thread back then. It's probably from some 9gag-tier let's play channel

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Blake Turner
Blake Turner

I see what you did there.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

bland as your culture
American.
implying we have culture
you eurocucks are slowly getting more retarded as time goes on

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

How can they be so bad?

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

You need to suffer from severe brain damage to be a leftist.

David Perry
David Perry

Why do devs even let the journalists play at these things? It makes the game look bad when handled by a complete retard. Just let the presenter play since they sort of know what's going on and can demonstrate gameplay better

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Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

T. jew

Isaac James
Isaac James

Well two things, whoever played that can't play for shit, and the "Battle Royale" genre or whatever is gonna saturate with multiple companies fighting over it, we had a survival game fad, FPS-DOTA with hero shit, and card games, now we have this garbage.

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

Why are they competing to grab samples?

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

Because they care so little about games that they don't even noticed how bad it is. They just put it online.

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

They sure get butthurt when people make fun of them for it though.

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

I don't know how you manage to be worse at a game than DSP, but here we are.

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Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

polygoon DOOM
What? I don't even remember that. I think you meant to refer to that fag who couldn't get past Cuphead's tutorial as the standard for stupidity.

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Someone needs to link the pidgeon one.

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

He means embed related, you've probably seen it before.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

It's here:

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

I don't know how you manage to be worse at a game than DSP, but here we are.
DSP gets a bad wrap. He could beat Dark Souls and cuphead.

Jason King
Jason King

I still do not understand how someone took a look at that and said it was good enough for public consumption. Do they have no sense of shame? Do they actually enjoy getting ridiculed?

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

They're just that non-self aware.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Are they unaware the aim has a y axis?

William Russell
William Russell

Ben Kuchera tries a VR game and gets triggered by a 3D model of a rifle.

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Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

I'm 1 minute in and i saw him failing at picking up gear and missing a still corpse on the ground.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

He had his stream chat telling him exactly what to do, what weapons to use and where to go every step of the way in Dark Souls. Plus he only beat it solo on his third try, which included all of the handholding and fake "i had no idea this was here" reactions.

As for cuphead, i'm chalking that one up to luck. He is literally terrible at every game he has ever played, including the fighting games he claims to be a pro at.

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

In the end he's still better than the Sons of Cuckjima.

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

where the fuck did you come from?

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

It is really difficult for me to understand how someone can be this much of a fucking pussy faggot.
Doubly baffling is that he probably has a posse of similarly minded cuck compatriots who praise him for his weakness.

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Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

DSP gets a bad wrap
He is a normalfag. He can play console games, but he fails at everything related to computers. He sucks at Black Mesa for example and I bet he would suck at Portal too.

dsp vs pdp in Crash Bandicoot, I'd say that dsp was better.

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Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

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Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

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Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

It is really difficult for me to understand how someone can be this much of a fucking pussy faggot.
Take a already weak man and give him to feminist parents. The kind of parents who tell you to piss while sitting will probably raise their kids to be total faggots.

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Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

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Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

Phil we get it, you dislike Felix.

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

I don't get what the comparison is supposed to be, overall it looks like DSP has more dead air than PDP

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

Problem is the average gamer these days also plays as bad as game journalists

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

Looks like he's using a trackpad to play. Embarrassing.

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

overall it looks like DSP has more dead air than PDP
pdp videos are very edited, but I would say that dsp did a better job here. Or pdp was playing like a retard for comedic purpose.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

the average gamer these days also plays as bad as game journalists
and that's a good thing

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Logan Gray
Logan Gray

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Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

I remember some anons saying Dying Light was fun How true is that?

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Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

Dying Light is fun but only after you unlock the grappling hook.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Beautiful

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

tfw DSP beat Cuphead before these game journos

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Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

Because, much like we've always suspected, they don't actually play video games. They are infiltrators sent in to seek and destroy our hobbies with regressive nonsense.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

If I didn't know Dying Light was (somehow) a real game released a few years ago (how is it still supported?), I would think that video was an elaborate performance art piece.
first person melee game with zombies, laborious animations which constantly wrest control away from the player, artificially small inventory
as soon as gameplay begins, a voice blares in the player's ear about what he must do while that same information is emblazoned on screen, permanently
"YOU GOTTA FIND THE HIVES IF YOU WANT AN EXTRACTION"
"THAT'S A GOON, HE CARRIES A BIG WEAPON, AND BIG WEAPONS DEAL BIG DAMAGE"
"THAT'S A SPITTER"
<i wonder what-
"THEY'LL SPIT ACID AT YOU, BUT THEY STILL NEED TO BREATHE"
art style is GREYBROWN DRAB OLIVE BROWN shitty favela with a piss filter over the lens, which manages to be uniquely repulsive and completely uninteresting
because of this, the player needs objective markers because god forbid you design your map intelligently
player is clearly using a controller to play a first person game, but the look sensitivity is way too low so he looks as though he's controlling a tank
this necessitates insane auto-aim on ranged weapons which appear to track targets through walls, as can be seen briefly when he encounters another player on the bridge
the player spends his entire time staring at 3D models at close proximity, all of which look awful when examined this way and have terrible lighting
once the player has fucked around enough the announcer informs him his Gameplay Experience™ is nearing its end and he should Feel Satisfied™
"I ONLY EXTRACT PEOPLE WITH SAMPLES, SO YOU'D BETTER CONVINCE THE OTHER GUY TO GIVE IT TO YOU, OR YOU COULD JUST KILL HIM - YEAH, YOU'D BETTER JUST KILL HIM"
the player spends the next minute running blindly through streets and buildings, having learned nothing and done nothing
at the helipad, he experiences some of the worst melee combat I've ever seen as his "finale"

There are people who paid money for the privilege of playing this game. I go to school with people like them every day, and I still don't know how they manage to get dressed without tying their shoelaces together.

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

how is it still supported?
Because the game is still played by a lot of people, at least on PC. The devs announced last year that they were making free content for the game (new weapons, new enemy types etc.).
I know that a PvP game mode was teased not so long ago, I had hoped that it wouldn't be another Battle Royale game…

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

It's ok with a friend or 2 using mics. Pretty gud FPS parkour. Focus on tag team strategies and overall combat experimenting. Don't play with randoms, they're all hackers. Hardest mode is required if you actually want a challenge as there's too much stamina in normal other modes. Driving is also ok… could be better but we've seen worse. Overall glad I picked it up on sale for like 20 euro shekels. Definitely worth it in terms of content too if you're going to get stuck into it with a friend.

Linux version is steam only and requires pretty high version of opengl so don't even try if you're using open source AMD drivers on linux. I personally have to reboot to my windows installation.

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Julian White
Julian White

Its fun enough for me to have 2 playthroughs in it. Id post webbums but I couldnt record any due to not knowing nvenc is a thing back when I actively played it.

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

I like how the pigeon looks around itself the first time it pushes the block a little as if to ask, "Is this okay? Is this allowed? Am I cheating?"

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

What is truly sad is that they gave the imbecile a headstart over the pigeon but the birdbrain still figured the "riddle" out faster. If I was that guy I'd honestly give myself over to medical research, it's a miracle he manages to breathe unassisted.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

When's a member of the negroid species going to learn to literate, and also have something interesting worth conversing?

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

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Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

To be fair, the range on that sword looks pretty deceptive. Should have at the very least nicked that corpse.

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

Game Journo's play shitty games wrong, imagine my shock…

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Article Title And That's What You Should Feel About It
Jesus I fucking hate this thing. Say what you want about Russia Today, but at least they aren't outright telling their viewers what kind of opinion they should have about their news.

Aiden King
Aiden King

games journalists trying first person parqour.
I don't know what they expected to happen.

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

You'd think they'd learn by the fifth time they fucked it up publicly.

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

Games journalists never learn.

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