WEBM thread

Starting off with some OC-ish material I made 2 threads ago.

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twitter.com/mombot/status/965822628396068864
gannadene.deviantart.com/
lewdgamer.com/2017/04/18/illegality-lolicon-united-states
www1.putlockertv.se/watch/uhf.kz7v/o42vxy
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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you should have called Pewter Sucks Edition or something like that because Pewter is a homo. Also, op gaming related? Not gonna watch that e-celeb shit.

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right, missed an opportunity, I'm half drunk and with a headache, my bad

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How about anons also share their advanced encoding tips? FFmpeg specifically.

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The Guy is Acting Like a Gorilla and he is Making a lot of Gorilla Noises and He is Walking Like a Gorilla and He is Acting Like a Gorilla and he kept on Making Gorilla Noises.

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go >>>/back/ any time

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this thread is truly blessed

I'd love to help, but I'm a complete novice in this field, here's the settings I used for my "second try" webm. It's in the oven right now.

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I made some new shit. Or OC, as some call it.

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And that's it. Gifs coming up never ever.

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I Personally don't call what I webm OC unless I made the video itself from scratch.

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Reposting some Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei I OC.

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Same here, but I just go with the flow. Obviously I just ripped and re-encoded a few images from an anime. Some see that as OC, I sure don't. Times change, hopefully.
Pics. Gifs, fresh from the oven, but not OC.

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You can smell it from a mile away.

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ebin fail XD

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Reminder to check out /webm/ sometime.

Do they have a shitty faggot vol who nukes threads there?

Are you gonna do that every thread now?

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cum on user step it up

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Also, today I made these gifs.


You can go just fuck your self, and figure out where the smell is coming from.

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that tactic flies out of the window along with your face on Extreme difficulty

It's glorious.

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thanks frankie I will buy a heft

Can't believe the Switch's kickstand can't resist a fully grown man purposefully knocking it down.

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Are you retarded? Do you want people like me, that actually make new material to go away?
You are the cancer. Please leave, and never come back. Seriously. Get the fuck out, your kind is the cancer eating the internet.

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Then stop posting gifs on a webm thread you retarded mongoloid.
And you're not even making them vidya which just adds to your autism, it's amazing.

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That anime is cancer. However, let me post quality content unlike you, cucklord.

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But gondola is also cancer

Fucking good job faggot. Have you produced anything new on this thread? Of fucking course you haven't, because you can't. You are a worthless piece of shit. Just stop posting and come back when you have something to contribute, otherwise you are just cancer.

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Low quality bait, not even giving you the (You), 673131.

Shit like this is why I don't watch television anymore.

Gondola posters don't really get to comment on cancer, because, you know, you are one.

Anyhow. I'm out. Good banter, you faggots are the worst. Fuck you.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAGGOT

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yes

back up your webms on /webm/ today for a low low cost of 0 dollarey doos

Feminist wackos and their fucking pant suits, what a dumb cunt.

Hope you get sodomized by a donkey, my man.

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probably not

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I'm pretty sure the second one was intentionally that retarded. There's no way these fuckers don't know what an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle is, it's not a fucking 12 gauge fucking shotgun, it's a godammed low power single shot per trigger pull RIFLE.

they can't be this stupid, otherwise they're actually targeting a fucking shotgun but they got mixed up so bad they're going to end up trying to ban a fucking shooting range practice rifle.

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totally,this never happened before neither :^)

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Shit, I was just about to post that. The fact that he says it's unmistakable is just something special.

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videogames

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Jesus Fucking Christ, Dobson…

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he has to take those long coffee breaks in between

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SHUT IT DOWN.

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Anyone have more webms/mp4s similar to this?

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Okay, I give up, I don't know what I'm looking for here. Is it just the tits getting huge-r? Or is there something else that I'm missing.

your to dumb too be in this place,go back >>>/4chan/

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You have to look behind you

I use Variable Bitrate method.

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archive of previous thread

web.archive.org/web/20180324023234/https://8ch.net/v/res/14523542.html
archive.is/zPpk9

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Couldn't play this game for more than 3 minutes. Fukken awful.

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If you thought the Bohemian Rhapsody was gay, wait till you hear the Swedish Rhapsody!

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???

no u

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Jesus fucking christ.
These aren't just scary monsters,these are super creeps
Get it?

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I'm also getting tiny thumbnails when I hover some webms even though they have HD resolution

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Noice. I needed moar birbs.

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posting tj henry yoshi

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Post the lewd one.

dont have the lewd one

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back to cuckchan nigger

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Explain second webm. I dont understand, this supposed to be depressing or something?

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fap

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It's a real ad for a insurance company (whose logo is a bull) where it shows a person googling how much should they leave for their wife's kids. Wife's kids? Bull? Anything?

Jesus christ, that didn't even register with me

I wish I followed these instructions.

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goes suprising well with carpenter brute's trubo killer

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I'm gonna kick you in the ribs if you don't fuck off back to Tumblr, fatty.

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The bull iconography isn't exactly weird since the phrase "bull market" is a very old terminology in the investment world, meaning a sustained rise in market prices. That's a common symbol you'll see on wall street.
That still doesn't excuse the "my wife's kids" bullshit. That's straight-up cucky nonsense.

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should've posted that with a spoiler. that's a great webm but the thumbnail gives the joke away

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I actually meant to spoiler it and I didn't mean to post it as a response, but I'm drunk so who cares

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It was probably done by some cheeky fucker from the company they hired to make the ad and they're completely oblivious to it

Guns really are the best nig repellent,got any more?

Here, take this.

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nobody cares about your CRT

Why would someone do such a thing?

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Heads up, he's released another album, about 7 tracks, all top-tier

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Good thing they are prioritizing playing as a woman instead of bugfixes, eh?

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Hahaha

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It's the fact the support meta is the new snowball of hell and they can't die

I mean if you want to see me snap shot with Zen I can do that

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He's right you know.

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Destiny just revealed he's being investigated by the FBI for kiddie diddling porn

Meaning they mostly have a complete case on him and they just tipped him off to see if he'll incriminate himself some more

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You laughing, but today it can happen to you too. And those normalfag cops count 2D as PD.

Reminder Destiny goes on a DMCA spree whenever this video gets posted anywhere he can exert even the smallest amount of control over

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Well, its understandable why they tailed him then. Faggot needs to learn demand creates supply, and consumers boost trade of this shit.

I'd never even heard of this guy until the JonTron incident, but ever since then, I've wondered how this spastic cunt ever attracted an audience, let alone one that absolutely worships him and runs the Destiny Internet Defense Force for him.

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They still can't hold you on 2D alone,You fucking leaf.

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Most likely he's using TOR network to do his kiddie diddling searching, which means by default he has his CP under 256 character locked 7zips since ATM they're the only thing that's literally uncrackable

Reminder that NSA/Gov etc has been pestering 7Zip devs for backdoor access for 5+ years now for backdoor file access because whenever it shows up they come to a virtual standstill in investigations, and a shitload of time on the new quantum computers being built that time has been dedicated/bought up by FBI/CIA/NSA to crack 7zip encrypted files for them

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replace shadman with minus8

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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Thanks Jews!

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Remember in EU that group led by that Japanese guy who tried to get all hentai banned "Because it was a gateway to CP" etc?

He was just thrown in jail for a few decades after didling 14+ girls under 12 years of age

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this?

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Correction, 5 kids

twitter.com/mombot/status/965822628396068864

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He wasn't alone…

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reminder part of Destiny's argument was how he "wasn't sure if he should bang his daughter or not".

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We are initiated, aren't we?

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50/1 Destiny starts claiming he was just "Shitposting" just like Sarah Nyberg said he was

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WebM for Retards doesn't like .mkv files anymore.

This guy sounds like a tranny in the making.

What Sarah did as soon as the FBI launched a case on his ass

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Did a jew fund this?

GDQ is mostly jews

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Jesus fuck, it even reflexively bit on making contact with his head.

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It's weird because that I made a .webm out of that very file.

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That completely depends on the country/state for amerifats.

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That last webm was eerily scary

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cp laws need to change, in certain countries, for example Australia, drawn pictures count as cp too. In some other countries even literature can count as cp. Some classic books are cp by law and technically you could be jailed for owning or reading those. Also kids sending each other nudes should be handled differently too.

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It does prove that cats see us as big lumbering cats, so the question remains, is our perception really so accurate? What do we not see?

What OTHER filters do we have that we're not aware of? Can we even understand these filters and perceptions from an outside perspective, being humans ourselves?

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Die.

Just because you don't agree with his politics doesn't mean he isn't funny.

isn't nature fascinating?

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Shitposting in real life is funny meme xD

see pic related

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Eric Andre is great and had nothing to do with the World Peace thing…

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Whoever animated this should do lewds

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He is an unfunny nigger and he was against Sammy Boy. I hope he gets skinned alive.

Isn't that thing a disgusting degenerate that has jerked off on stream before?

Are you serious? I have seen shit like Bathrobe_Dwane slamming his cock against the table and showing it on stream, but a tranny jacking off on stream? It has to be a fucking joke.

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Is that you gladjonas

I didn't see it but I remember someone posting a link to some giant autistic run down of a marathon it did with some clips I think.

This is why I treat white women like dirt.

Because you’re a nonwhite sack of shit who openly supports genocide? Kill yourself. Reported.

gannadene.deviantart.com/

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is that supposed to be equal parts endearing and arousing

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That reminds me that I need to rewatch the series again. Though the movies make me hesitant. Man was kizumonogatari really disappointing.

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i always think ocelot has pantyhose over his head

Is Buckley fucking retarded?

A gun on a drone is good for what, one kill? Maybe two?

And then after the shooting how exactly are you supposed to get the drone back without everyone watching where it flies?

I'm still surprised a terrorist hasn't flown a drone into a stadium with a ball bearing bomb

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Why are furries attracted to ES like a moth to flame?

dragons

and jew cats

Because Khajit and lizards

How would they count my 2D porn of cute lolis with gigantic cocks dominating adult men and women?

They're just cute/funny animations user

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Everyone wants to fuck the ghost then I guess?

It's just that the second he see's two funny khajit animations his mind instantly drifted to porn

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If you live in Freedomland, then you're fine. Our child pornography laws are meant to protect real children, not pretend children. But don't visit Castreau's Caliphate of Canadastan with your loli collection.

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If there weren't at least a little bit of furfaggotry afoot the character would look more like a khajit should instead of a generic cat furry.

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I want to fuck the khajiits and ghost, does that count?


I hate to break it to you but loli is actually illegal in burger land on a federal level due to obscenity laws. We just never get prosecuted for it cause no one cares.

How does that prove me wrong? There's no victim, so no one cares. Therefore it's not illegal.

I think it's a case of is he seeing what he wants to see there, vs. what actually is there?

Also fuck it, lets lewd it up

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The law specifically states it is illegal and there is precedent for going to jail just for loli possession. It's like speeding, it's still illegal, just everyone does it so it is never prosecuted. Just be aware you can get nabbed.

I'm sure there are (((people))) who would take any chance to lock up white men.

I was under the impression that it was a states rights thing. And that since I'm in Washington State, it's 100% legal.

I wanna fuck that ghost in the webm.

Last I checked the law was not specific, though the last I checked was when Hotwheels was trying to figure out if it violated US law and the law was intentional subjective. Please point to where it is specifically stated loli porn is illegal.

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Also the problem with the law is that they basically tried to brand all hentai/manga/dojin as CP and tried to equate massive E-Cup Waifu's put into the same catagory as 5 year olds, which made it virtually impossible to prosecute anybody

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That's the thing too, it's on a federal level but some states have more or less lenient views, so it's another reason why you are most likely not gonna get caught as it would be a difficult case.


Here
lewdgamer.com/2017/04/18/illegality-lolicon-united-states

rub a dub dub furries in a pub

Shit, I don't have many lewds

I guess pie is lewd?

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Cat's see things more clearly and accurately when it is in motion, so there is a blur effect when an object is still. Another thing about these sorts of scans is it isn't accurately capturing everything we truly see, heck it can barely capture what we imagine in our minds.

What it's doing is translating the signals into an image.

Do these count?

I need to see if I can find my user requests folder, it's on portable drive somewhere, I know that has some lewds

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Obscenity laws violate US constitution. There, now it's legal again. I am the savior of western civilization.

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Well I mean considering sex she's had with the joker, some real dick she can't refuse

Also lewd because giant tits, but I guess also starbarians

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Also yes Bruce Timm did draw those

Hey look I found some lewds

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(checked)
Is that real?

Yes

Yes

I warmed up to AI because she's constantly ripping on the questions

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Looking through the old HD's for user request folder, but also in the middle of cooking dinner

I know it has like, that bird thing, some animaniacs, that hyper speed Shantae song dancing thing etc

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That resolution is shit.

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I demand a sauce

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I demand you check these dubs

Found on a flash drive with all my discarded HD's, I'll keep looking for anons requests

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I've never understood why this has been posted in every wemb thread for the last 3 years.

kizuna ai is normalfag tier, why is this shit even allowed here?

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First time seeing it here tbh.
Probably because dude nihilism lmao.

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First webm was good. Fucking degenerate caught aids 9 times.

You don't find it profoundly sad that eventually everything will fade to nothingness? It doesn't bother you that the sum total of all life is going to be, simply, death?

One is hundreds of years old, the other died in the 70's or some shit. Perfectly moral.

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People who think existence is nothing tend to view existence as nothing

Why spend your time worrying about death when you could be enjoying life?

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I can't tell if you're being ironic or not. Yeah it's a pointless exercise, you can justify your suicide right now if your purpose for living is affecting the world after you. Your purpose on this earth is to fuck a female and have your child do the same. That's it.

It's been reposted many times.

Truly ara and loli are a wonderful combination and are at their best when they are in harmony together. I'm a loli man myself but I owe much to aras everyway. May all loli anons and ara anons find be blessed. /ll/ is the best of both worlds and is perfection.

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There's more to reality than the corporeal world.

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Goddamn, these are some old webms.

It's like that Justice League movie where Batman finds out his reality is actually one of zillions of branches, and because he himself finds reality useless he hates existence because he allowed himself to feel pain at his parents death, and instead of going on living he'd rather destroy all of reality than deal with his pain

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I much prefer aras myself, but I haven't got any problems with lolifags


How about some more vintage webms, then?

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Is this what those boomers feel like when they still have their parents' collections of vinyl discs?

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Good idea

Post your oldest content folks

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Some post-exodus feels.

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Haw, this El Dorado clip was one of the first user requests I ever did

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I lost a lot of my collection in a hard drive failure but here's some from early 2015.

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Bringing the feels

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I skipped ahead and thought someone decked him. How unfortunate when I realized he just slipped.

I got all my user requests up to late 2018 somewhere but I lost a huge swath of my webm creation collection when I had both my storage drives die a week apart, currently sticking SD cards in and pulled old dead HD's out of storage and seaching them all for backups, basically a ton of user requests like Bear and Bunny, Animaniacs, that christ goat anime thing etc etc

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Woot found some on a dead 16gig flash SD

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Bin this filth.

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Requests user, I just did the races but anons wanted specific character intros

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Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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I would have evolutionarily inviable babies with that woman.

That camera looks like Thomas the tank engine. Also is that weird al?

I would protect her with my life, even if she's a genetic dead end, as well.

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Ones I can be bothered digging out.

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Yeah it's weird al

Found another user request

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Fuck dogs was a request but worst reload I did on my own

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Two requests, but I should remake these because they're kitty videos that need to be updated

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At least until the universe goes through a big crunch as heat death allows everything to contract in onto a single super dense point and rebirths the universe from the white hot near-infinitely dense ball of pure energy
at which point we get to do this whole song and dance all over again, so really that's pretty good fucking motivation to try and live a good life, because otherwise we are doomed to repeat our shitty life for as long as the universe can continue to reboot itself

UHF
a silly movie, definitely Weird Al's production, check it out
www1.putlockertv.se/watch/uhf.kz7v/o42vxy

A lil' 2015 habbo raid clip.

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Yeah I've heard this logic before, my rebuttal always was "How do you know this is the first reset of the universe and you're not caught in a causic time loop already?"

I mean if you wanted to "Wax philosophy of reality" thinking you're actually alive is the delusion that intelligence brings and reality is you equate no more to existence then the water in a cup

Or you could just, you know, live? XD

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It doesn't look like a big crunch will happen. So a 'bouncing' universe will not happen. Rather the universe will continue to expand forever and ever until the graviation pull is so weak that galaxies will not be able to maintain their existense and even solar systems and planets will eventually be ripped apart down to molecules and atoms and smaller. We will not get a big crunch instead we will get a big freeze where everything is seperated from one another once with the ultimate heat death of the universe. Once the final dwarf star burns out the sky will become permanently black, truly pitch black for the first time with the ultimate freeze.
That said though I don't view this as a bad thing. The point of life isn't perpetual existense but the experiences we make while we're alive.

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I always boil it down this way

There's either one of two things that happens at death

1. There is an afterlife and your deeds matter

2. There is no afterlife and reality as you know it ends, but you should still attempt to be a good person given you scored literally the cosmic lottery and was born in a country with clean food, clean air and prevalent entertainment at little cost when you could have been born in some warlord shithole and chained to a wall being fucked and abused daily till you're 12 and then given a gun and a bomb and sent out to fight for the same asshole who shoved his dick in your daily or you'll never get fed

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We don't, unless deja vu is any indication that we've reset already, in which case we must do as humans have always done and fight against the dying light because my point still stands and we have the choice of fucking up for the first time and dooming ourselves to a repeating hell or we're following predestination of repeating a shitty life or a fulfilling life

either way, I fucking hate repeating myself


I don't see a big freeze being all that logical because mass naturally gravitates towards other mass, and to say otherwise would require some evidence that lends to the theory that gravity as a universal force is becoming weaker that would result in a big freeze rather than a big crunch

I see a big crunch as more likely given that gravity doesn't have a set limited range, and that the kinetic energy that all the outwardly expanding objects in the universe has are finite. It will take a very very very long time but everything will eventually combine to one mass.

Don't worry, you'll do better next time. Probably.

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I have never seen this before.


If I won the lotto that does not mean I have any obligation to use those winnings for good. So long as I do not violate the law I can do whatever I want with my winnings. If you truly bought into the shit you wouldn't be playing video games or talking about them, you would be making good use of your life with something productive and useful.


There is no intrinsic point of being alive. We are nothing more then very complex chemical reactions anyway. If you want to make the point about the experiences and shit, then by all means do so, but that doesn't necessarily mean that that point is universal.
That said, I kind of hope that mankind lasts long enough and reaches far enough to at least have jumping to another universe that is farther from that end, or finding a static universe that is viable, is at least genuinely on the table at one point in our oddly specific series of chemical reactions future.

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i miss u gabe

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I don't know shit about physics beyond common knowledge. What if everything is expanding faster then gravity can pull? If the speed of light is the fasting speed posible, if everything were moving apart at the speed of light, could gravity pull everything back together to stop it from expanding? If everything is moving apart at the speed of light, wouldn't that mean it would be impossible for the universe to go down in size at all, and the only alternative being a universe that is no longer getting father apart?


RIP

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Nice cutting out before it done.

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Then you must not be very active on this site.


I miss Hotwheelz


Gravity has infinite range. The kinetic energy held in objects expanding away from the center of the universe is finite(every thing is still expanding from the energy of the big bang). Objects in the universe are always pulling on each other, even those on opposite sides. This gravitational pull will eventually exhaust the energy in these objects. Once these outwardly moving objects run out of kinetic energy, they will begin to move back towards the center of the universe because of said gravitational pull, despite it being extremely weak at this point. As I said before, this will probably take an inconceivable amount of time but eventually everything will meet again at the center of the universe.

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A big crunch can only really occur if the universe is closed and most observations suggest that the universe is not closed but open and not flat either. In an open universe gravity will slow down the expansion but only marginally and can not stop it. Even if the universe is closed, which is not very unlikely, the presence of dark matter and energy produces a repulsive effect that counteracts gravity's pull and there seems to be a lot more dark matter/energy with their repulsive effects than normal matter with its normal gravitational attraction. Even now the universe is not just expanding but accelerating. Gravity will slow down the rate of acceleration, but it will still be accelerating and will not decelerate forever expanding. The big freeze is looking to the way the universe will end. It is not definitive though of course but even if the big freeze is not the end then a big crunch has an even smaller infinitesimal chance of happening. The second law of thermo also throws a wrench into a perfect;y flat/static universe and bouncing/oscillatory universes too. The pitch black of the sky is coming.

I phrased my words poorly. That was just my personal philosphy and I was not trying to make a universal point about it. The universe and everything is going to end might was well enjoy the ride. Also while we're on this topic I thought I should attach this short story about how humanity explores space.

It should be
>Even if the universe is closed, which is very unlikely

Fuck me I'm tired.
It should be
>Even if the universe is closed, which is very unlikely

It seems I saved other webms as well. Go figure.


Unless it has literally been posed in every webm thread for the past few years then I probably just missed it. Who has time to watch every video in a thread?


I can't tell if this is going to be satire or what.

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Oh god

Time to party like it's 2011.

Anons in here talking about the end of the world like it's somehow not cyclical. We don't know about our own history more than a few thousand years back. You can't just look at outer space, which we understand only a fraction of, and extrapolate the future of a universe which we can barely even see. You realize how insane that is? According to history the earth repeatedly meets a major change, last destroyed by water 7-10kya. Probably have another catastrophe before we make it to the stars, but if you do nothing but think about some theoretical end of the universe that will probably never come, then you seal your fate to oblivion.

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There isn't any reason to believe the world is "cyclical". The end of the universe is a long ways off, but what we've been discussing is theories based on the information that we have. The implication that you're making is that we shouldn't speculate about things when there is unknown variables, which is silly. No one is making significant decisions based on these theories. Part of science and discovery is making hypothesis and disproving or backing up those hypothesis. The information and theories we have are constantly evolving, and there's no reason for us to wait on analyzing the information we have now.
There's 7.4 billion of people on earth, enough that some can "waste" time with hypothetical while others work on our immediate situation.

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billion people on earth*

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Because that's the point of astronomy and cosmology user. It's science you make observations and try to form hypotheses and theories to explain those observations. And current observation seem to disprove a cyclic universe and point to one with a definite end. You would be surprised the crazy amount of precision physics can pull off. Look at the cosmic background radiation and the measurement of gravitational waves as just two examples. But yeah it is extremely unlikely that the universe is cyclic the mountains of modern reseach and observation just do not point to that and it is not merely extrapolating and guesswork.It is no longer the burden of modern cosmology to disprove the big crunch or static universes, but now the burden of proof is on you to prove why a cyclic universe should be accepted. Of course physics isn't infallible since the whole point of dark matter and energy is it is a gigantic asspull of physics after the Standard Model failed to predict certain things since it has not been able to resolve general relativity and quantum mechanics together yet. We don't know what dark matter and energy is but it is abundantly clear that dark energy is causing expansion and acceleration and that it is the overwhelming amount of material in the universe. Normal matter with its standard gravitation attraction is in the small minority. Just from that you can rule out a static and shrinking universe. The universe will not last forever or continue in cycles one day it will end.

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I don't disagree entirely. Just remember hypothesis without experimentation will remain a hypothesis.

It's never science until experimentation. Math alone proves nothing.

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If there is dark energy forcing the universe to expand which honestly is a silly explanation for why the universe continues to expand then dark energy also must succumb to entropy. Whether it takes longer or not for the fabric of the universe to begin contracting is irrelevant, but this seems to be the only logical conclusion.
Also, to say the universe is an open system suggests that matter or energy is being introduced to the system, which is equally as outlandish.

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Now it just needs an ear-shattering music track and it's perfect

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Forgot to fix this webm. Done now.

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oldest on this pc

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That first webm is just as impressive as those trips

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it's a nice webm, but that shitty res? Also, we are on page 13, someone start a new thread already.

Here ya go, new thread: