Intentionally pitch a bad reboot

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

Oregon Trail reboot by from software
Dark Souls style difficulty and combat
Dark Souls like multiplayer
You can form co-op wagons with other players
Horror elements with alien parasitic zombies
Out bad pitch me Holla Forums.

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

How old are you, OP?

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

Doom by TTG
Walking Dead style diaglouge and writing
All gunplay reduced to rare QTEs that are basically impossible to fail
Binary choices which lead to the same outcome anyway
Doom 2 is just the same thing but you can import your Doom 1 save to change the background charters who get killed off in episode 2

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Deus Ex reboot by Bioware
Mass Effect style romance
All choices boiled down to super good or hyper evil
Actual conspiracies replaced with SJW-style 'protect the minority' stuff
Final boss is Trump with shades

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Final boss is Trump with shades

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Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Nice.

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

muh 46 dimensional chess

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

Oregon Trail Remastered
All resources are from lootboxes

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John Sullivan
John Sullivan

It's pretty much what mobile games do already.

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

Star Fox
outsourced to Ubisoft, directed by Cliff Bezinski
Slippy is now a stronk Afro-American toadette
Peppy keeps apologizing for some historical fursection every 2 minutes
Fox is taking care of Krystal&Falco's son
ROB is a nigger
Andross is Drumpf
Rabbits DLC required to get the true ending
all characters rendered in some TF2 wannabe garbage artstyle
Final battle is a nonviolent intellectual debate on the merits of gender equality, gun control and inclusion/tolerance

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

*Cliff Bleszinski

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

Still better than Zero and the ds one

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Fez 2 by Phil Fish

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

Any game by Phil Fish.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

Parappa the Rapper
Its a WoW Clone with P2W

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

Monkey Island
it's a smartphone trading card game developed by Nexon

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

Tribes
regenerating health
speed cap
spawning in loadout
terrible vehicles

o wate

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

Cave story gets a sequel
It's developped by nintendo of japan directed by Miyamoto announced in some nintendo direct
releases worldwide so the (((treehouse localization))) works with the japanese devs to ensure a progressive and meme-filled quota is met
announces amiibos to access content locked on disc and provide max gun level when used
controls are floatier than the prequel
memes are seen in alot of conversations
final boss is the main character's shadow clone
>mario appears as a cameo

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

A 3D Fallout game that favors shooting over role playing. This new Fallout game wouldn't have any perks or skills, and speech would be nothing more than a few choices with only one of them having any effect. Oh and it would be filled to the brim with le references because a Fallout game is defined by things like the Bos and nuka cola.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

katamari damacy reboot
theres 48 new cousins
you can only pick the prince
theres no actual gameplay, you just watch the prince 2d katamari roll in a straight line until it reaches the objective
W10 exclusive with denuvo, and the content not actually on your computer, but is instead constantly streamed to your computer, preventing the game from being pirated, and all in-game computations are performed server-side
the game is also a keylogger, malware, and a tracking device that infects your phone when its connects to your router

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

oh and
every object is a featureless yellow cube
the trailer shows no gameplay
you can use microtransactions to instantly beat levels
all presents are DLC

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

So Fallout 4?

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

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Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

Bayonetta 3 is coming out soon .

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

but that sounds good OP

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

This is currently the most realistic and disturbing one in this thread

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

Dark Souls reboot
It's literally just Dark Souls but now it's open world
A narrator constantly chimes in about lore of the series as you play to keep the player "engaged" with the world
All bosses have been renamed to reflect pop culture references to broaden the target demographic
Optional battle royale mode with other phantoms
$80 price tag

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Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

House of the Dead Reboot following the Uwe Boll cinematic universe.

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Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

implying Nicalis are Japanese
implying Nicalis would need anyone's help turning Cave Story into that fucking mess

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

wasnt the lastest one already like that?

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

You know when you do stuff like this you increase the possibility of memeing all of these things into the world.

Meme responsibly please.

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Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

Oh come on, that's fucking easy.
legacy of kain game
it's an asymmetrical arena shooter with a competitive leaning
instead of different weapons and shit you have MOBA cooldowns
made in unreal engine 3
made by the Rocket League devs
has lootboxes
leave the game in early access for a year
ramp up microtransactions after nine months
>through some cruel twist of fate, it ends up being a fun game
>shut down the game before it ever releases because you didn't advertise it at all

Jackson White
Jackson White

battle royale dark souls
That actuality doesn't sound as bad as it should, and it scares me.

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Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

I mean, 70 players who spawned at Banor Glondo or whatever it'd be called this time, getting into a massive brawl with broken shit they find around would be pretty cool to see.

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

Wolfenstien sequel with no multiplayer and a preachy politicized plot for soyboys that distracts from the classic action.

owait

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

It hurts lad.

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

EA loses their minds and has Bioware develop a Madden RPG

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

Meet the tonic man
have to pay 3.99 for special bottle of liquid gold
spend hard earned cash on tonic
it gives everyone dysentery and dies
you just wasted 4 dollars on a troll

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

I'd play it.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

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Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

retard frog
/mewch/

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

Bioshock is doing really well, we should make our own System Shock clone
Already have an IP set in space and the first game wasn't memorable, so let's reboot it and use it
The devs are already making a sequel to it? Let's buy them out and throw out their work, it's not like anyone will care
I can't see anything that can go wrong with this. We'll make millions.

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Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

Cannon Fodder but it's a PUBG

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

/leftypol/index.html

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

conker, but he's in augmented reality

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

theres no actual gameplay, you just watch the prince 2d katamari roll in a straight line until it reaches the objective
That's Tap My Katamari.

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Kane and Lynch 3
Only for Nintendo eShop

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

Make it worse. The narrator is Vaati.

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

But 1 and 2 were crap anyway.

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