The Main character in the last vidya you played wants you dead. How fucked are you?
pic related: I'm kinda fucked
How fucked are you?
Jackson Reed
Jayden Lewis
What if I'm the main character of this last game I played?
Noah Scott
pic related
Nathan Myers
Fine.
Ryder Robinson
fuuuuuggggggggg :DDDD
Jaxon Sanchez
Cuphead.
I guess I'm dead? Thank god.
Parker Murphy
I couldn't be happier
Carter Nelson
Dude's like 93 years old, I'll be fine.
Robert Howard
ALAHU ACKBAR!
Oliver Johnson
Take your shit low effort template thread back to halfchan where you belong
Austin Richardson
This is what I get for talking so much shit about this shitty fucking game.
Evan Edwards
Raped to death
Leo Williams
I'd agree with you, but these threads happen so rarely these days that I can tolerate it.
Josiah Price
low effort sage
Isaiah Jones
Hadn't seen this type of thread since 2013, I missed them dearly
Jace Campbell
also, sage canceled Faggot.
Jaxon Scott
Return to cuck/v/ then, they have these threads all the time.
Parker Rivera
I'll die as a happy man
Hudson Martinez
:^)
You obviously haven't been here very much then, I've seen quite a lot of these
Levi Butler
sauce plz
Charles Myers
As long as I keep my room door locked and he doesn't find a key somehow then im good.
Landon Bailey
I suppose I'm fine with this.
Hunter Green
Uh-oh…
Camden Ross
I'll give you some credit. Pretty sure I saw this exact same thread less than a month ago. Although it is poor form to continue posting in a thread after saging. :^)
Noah Harris
Well, I just started the game and the main character can't fight for shit. Maybe if I played more I would be fucked, but I am good so far.
Ethan Parker
Oh fuck.
Alexander Hughes
Then you must be fucking blind, because someone makes this thread every year.
It doesn't matter how long you've been here if you still act like a dipshit cuckchanner.
Hudson Johnson
If my banter is good enough will I get to live?
Dylan James
user I…
Gabriel Diaz
And I even posted the name of the game, 8f9cb1 deserves to be bullied
Joseph Wright
Pretty fucked, likely in every available orifice
Elijah Kelly
Kevin Lopez
I guess this is poetic justice for mocking vorefags all these years.
Colton Mitchell
After he eats you will he lay an egg? hahaha! I wonder what the egg is going to smell like hahahaha you think he's going to be embarrased laying the egg? hahahahahaaha!
Jonathan Wood
I'm not in great shape, but I'm pretty sure I can handle a toddler.
Josiah Wood
Don't you understand? I'm going to be the egg. It's going to smell like me.
Joshua Ross
oh hhahaha just wondering as a joke hahahahaha!
Jonathan Phillips
I will just carry snacks with me all the time. Should be able to evade him indefinitely with that strategy.
Xavier James
Cool I always wanted to get swatted
Cooper Sullivan
Pretty fucked. Plague knight is gonna blow my ass up.
Kevin Green
Well, she decided she was going to be friends with someone who took her soul then tried to kill her, I can probably just apologize and give her a cookie.
Liam Hernandez
I don't know
in the beginning he won't do anything, but perhaps in 1000 years since he is immortal he might learn every skill in the book, like how to hack, coeherse, bribe, etc and he might send spies to do the job (In the game your character can max skills for ANY skill)
with given time he'd just rule the world and establish his own illuminati one world government
However in 2-5 years he'd probably be stopped before he gets to farm experience, so you'd have to kill him quick while he can barely kill a wolf
Joseph Hall
Not that fucked as long as I can break direct line of sight.
Ayden Hughes
I think I'll be fine
Ryder Cruz
I am fucked in Complex ways I can't undertand.
Brayden Gomez
Fucking gay.
Dylan Cook
no u
Joshua Johnson
Well fuck.
Chase Rogers
He does have a great deal of combat experience, but as long as he doesn't use bullet time I should at least have a chance.
Gabriel Butler
Ironbreaker dwarf with a flamethrower
I'm doomed and going to die a horrible, painful death
Anthony Martinez
It was Melia from xenoblade chronicles 3ds
Oh god, good and fucked! :)
Noah Bailey
That's not the main character of xenoblade chronicles, waifu autist
Jordan Brown
It's an rpg, I get to main character whoever the fuck I want.
Josiah Torres
I'm fine with this.
Michael Turner
Maybe I should have stuck with Saltzpyre.
You are the reason for everything wrong with /a/, because you are the one who justifies their mods' bullshit.
Charles Diaz
Connor Phillips
all i need to do is find one of these
Jack Allen
no you don't
Grayson Ortiz
why the fuck is this forum-tier thread here. we're better than those inferior dramawhores.
Leo Sanchez
Jaxon Diaz
highly, so is whatever state or country I'm in
Jaxson Anderson
Jesus Christ, this place has just become cuckchan. Bet we'll see people unironically posting the facebook frog and not getting bullied for it by this time next week.
John Price
Nah I'll do it now for free
Nolan Gomez
Angel Gray
...
Kevin Cox
No shame in enjoying an old past time
Ethan Hernandez
dubs checkem
Ryder Ortiz
Impressive
Lincoln Nguyen
Impressive.
Very nice.
Asher Green
Fine, it's Reyn, with his shitty non-human hurting sword. Looks like I'm fucking him.
Happy now, user??
Liam Long
fuck me, I'm an idiot, I meant Shulk.
no homo
Jordan Evans
Crusader Kings 2, I am the main character.
Jaxon Jenkins
yes please kill yourself
Aaron Scott
Hopefully instead of exterminating me and my planet she let's me be the last human in captivity and stows me away on her ship
Jeremiah Reyes
what is she gonna do, stab me?
James Watson
I have no idea what I did, but I'm positive I'm fucked.
Samuel Johnson
I feel quite hungry
Ryan Morales
You licked his butthole in his sleep
Ryan Roberts
Dominic Peterson
It'd be nice if she wasn't going to kill me.
Levi Campbell
Come on, this isn't even fair.
Wyatt Cooper
i wont be killed just raped. i guess thats the bonus of playing hentai games
Jayden Evans
same, I hope I'm fucked
Lucas Gomez
How's the game user?
Brody Fisher
>Just finished teaching my 9 year old cousin how THE EDF DEEEEPLOOOOOYS.
She was player 1 and was running Wing Diver with my endgame weapons. I'm fucked.
Brayden Flores
Wait for the outbreak and then move to Greenland.
Julian Diaz
Eh, not much. Since it would be completley out of character for him, the rest of the party would talk him out of it.
Colton Taylor
I'll never see it comin'.
I'm good. He just wants me to be a better person.
He'll break every bone in your body but Kiryu won't kill you even if does something that should by all means kill you.
Thomas Perez
emmerich/10 fucked
Levi Cook
I didn't need my guts anyway.
Jonathan Baker
What's this bitch gonna do? Drown me in his blood? Give me some kind of super AIDS?
This game is surprisingly longer than I thought it would be
Luis Jackson
Well I'm dead.
Hudson Lee
I'm pretty safe tbh. He will most likely get 1-tapped in the middle of nowhere by shit-covered civilians equipped with rusty bolt-action shotguns
Alexander Reed
I'd be far more worried about living in a world with shitloads of political and eldritch shit going on in the background, than dodging that serial heatpatter.
Levi Nelson
I'm ok with this
Zachary Moore
My Mount and Blade Warband character. Charging spear to the face:dead
shoot arrow: dead
hit with sword: dead
hit with long axe: dead
William Diaz
besides all that, he is just a nasty medieval dumbfuck, just get to your car if you have one and play with him a little
Leo Ortiz
Pretty kinky
Christopher Cox
Who's the main character of Tetris?
Grayson Wilson
Gorbachev
Isaiah Jones
4chan tier thread. Get out.
Xavier Rodriguez
...
Alexander Hernandez
Considering he couldn't even muster the effort to try and tackle the bitch who was taking the stupid expensive car in the beginning I'm sure I'm fine.
Chase Phillips
otto von bismarck. I had a good run
Brandon Bailey
Angel White
adios lads
let him down you on the first hit and you'll live after being lectured. Fighting back will only make it worse for you
Luis Morris
Guess I'll become a mountain man. Too bad i can't grow a beard.
Jeremiah Taylor
The characters from left 4 dead 2 modded into being umbrella soldiers, so who is going to kill me then?
Jonathan Johnson
Just fuck his boipussy as a show of dominance.
Noah Smith
That depends on what difficulty we're considering.
Thomas Morgan
Manual port forwarding.
Jonathan Foster
Yeah I'd forward his port if you know what I'm saying. I'd overflow his buffer.
Leo Campbell
Played EU4. England wants me dead?
Probably already true, I've said some less than flattering things about Muslims on social media.
Wyatt Myers
2B
Adrian Bell
James Young
but GSGs have no main characters.
Joseph Miller
What was the last game you played that had a main character?
Tyler Ross
Look at YOU being such a rebel. Wow, man.
Tyler Thompson
The blue block.
Logan Morgan
I think you'll be fine fam
Samuel Morgan
welp, I'm dead
Christopher Hughes
I'm not at all worried so long as he doesn't get my team as well.
Carson Perez
He's kinda stuck on that planet all the way across the galaxy, and will most likely get eaten by a really big fish soon. Think I'm safe.
Owen Wright
Just move to Mozambique like just close your eyes lol how is disease real just like don't sneeze lol
Jason Gutierrez
I don't think I'm winning a tank fight any time.
John Ross
Sebastian Foster
What's she going to do, hit me with a spaceship?
Landon Clark
WELP
Blake Ortiz
Nah, it's just Touya on foot. He's a pussy. I've got Soji from V coming after me but I don't mind because he's a total bro.
Jackson Ortiz
John mullins
Eh he's not very powerful.
Nicholas Clark
i'm pretty majorly fucked
Hudson Long
I am fucked. atleast this mordecai doesn't have a pestilent defiler.
Bentley Gray
I like it a lot it has it's fare share of flaws but none of them have ruined the game for me, lots of minor things that don't really add up. It has a lot of charm and the character are nice enough. I haven't finished it yet but I honestly think it's worth a buy I pirated but I like it so much that I'm going to buy it
Juan Long
wew
Logan Nelson
Thanks doc
Ayden James
I should be fine.
Colton Gutierrez
I think I got pretty good chances
Kayden Miller
RATE MY SKYRIM BITCH