Ready Player One: We Wuz Edition

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

In my totally unsolicited opinion, the sustained success of The Black Panther is the feel-good story of this young year. Marvel went all-in on ‘Panther’, trusting a $200 million dollar budget to a Director, Ryan Coogler, who’d only made two movies before – and allowed him to tell a story that walked a tight-rope between mass-market appeal and cultural specificity.

Black Panther is a movie where characters make cracks at colonization, reference Grace Jones, speak openly about the trials and tribulations of the African American experience and weaponize a wig- while at the same time being a slam-bang action picture for all ages and audiences. This tight-rope walk was rewarded justly – with the flick hauling in over a billion dollars at the box office – so far.

It’s a movie but also a movement; an authentic celebration of a culture and a people (by those people) who have been historically disenfranchised, that won audiences over by leaning into that disenfranchisement by showing them a kingdom untouched by the ills of colonization.

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So I guess this means that all "gamers" are now automatically queers, girls and soyboys? Thanks a lot modern trend-setters.

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Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

Does this mean that travel website searches for "Mushroom Kingdom" are going to spike?

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

I'm not a gamer then, I'm a player.

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Michael Cox
Michael Cox

Hopefully it'll make more people go to Gensokyo.

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

will ready player one be black panther for gamers?

no, because it has white people in it. Therefore it's not woke.

sage

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Reminder that children born in the 1980s are now the demographic with the highest purchasing power. Reminder that this is why you see 80s nostalgia in television, film, and print media, as well as in general styling. Reminder that ✡Spielberg’s✡ films are always social engineering. Reminder that they’ve been trying to normalize, compartmentalize, and acclimatize the gaming industry to normalfags for nigh on two decades, for the purpose of turning Common Core into an interactive brainwashing tool. Reminder that MKULTRA tactics are used in visual media because the subconscious brain can’t differentiate them from reality and thus consider actions taken in visual media to be representative of reality, real human behavior, and socially acceptable actions.

Reminder that people here will defend every aspect of this, and then go have sex before marriage while campaigning that there is only one race of humanity.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

Ready to see this epic showdown?

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William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

That Warcraft one has to be fake.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

Go read real books instead of worrying about this trash. Dumezil for nonfiction, Doestoevsky for fiction.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

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Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

just ignore what's being done to your nation's culture, it's not important

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Carson Foster
Carson Foster

There’s a tiny, tiny part of me which believes that this level of… whatever this is will make people physically exhausted and ill and the movie will bomb. That part of me is close to the size of the part of me that still has reason to be alive, incidentally.

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

He’ll come back with “that’s not what I said,” despite it being exactly what he said. Then he’ll say “it’s not like I could do anything about it anyway,” despite guns existing.

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

A Protoss and Zealot are briefly seen walking in the Oasis, behind Hello Kitty and her friends.

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Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

hollywood
culture
BWAHAHAHAH
Why the fuck do you think people are moving towards videogames, mate? Why the fuck do you even think a movie about videogames is being made?

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

It was a really shitty book
The MC re-enacts the entirety of monty python and the holy grail

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

That's not your nation's culture, that's a jewish parasite on top of it.

Grayson White
Grayson White

Just think of the royalties this will cost in copyright.
Hopefully that alone is enough to cave in the box office.

dude, just go out and shoot people, that solves everything!

A Protoss and Zealot
Zealots are Protoss, what the fuck? They migh as well write "a human and a man".

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

No it did the exact opposite of that, it embraced national socialism
How ‘Ready Player One’ Glosses Over Gender and Race Issues
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In Ready Player One, most of humanity spends their time in an online world known as the OASIS. There, anyone can create a virtual avatar and become anything they want. Aech, a super famous avatar, known for his skills, is the perfect example of this. He fights in the OASIS’ player-vs-player arenas and is among the five highest-scoring players in Halliday’s Egg Hunt.
He’s described in the book as a “Caucasian male with dark hair and brown eyes.” Over the course of their three-year friendship, Wade assumed that Aech resembled his avatar. However, when the two meet in person toward the end of the book, Wade learns that Aech is actually an African-American girl named Helen Harris.
Like her mother, Aech hid her race and gender from others in the Oasis. Her mother, who worked in an OASIS-based, data-processing centre, made a conscious decision to use a white avatar. She noticed the “marked difference it made in how she was treated and the opportunities she was given.” Similarly, Aech uses a white male avatar to avoid harassment, disrespect, and other problems that come with being a black woman on the internet.
In the Ready Player One movie, Aech still appears as Wade’s best friend. However, she no longer uses a human avatar. Aech is an orc. A seven-foot, dark-green, hulking orc. It may seem small, but this seemingly minor alteration has both narrative and social repercussions.
By making Aech an orc, audiences lose the shock of Helen’s reveal, killing the book’s best twist. It’s obvious to those in the OASIS that Aech’s avatar looks nothing her. In the book, the reveal not only shocked Wade but readers, as well. We all expected to see a white man behind that avatar. Now, thanks to the avatar switch and the film’s promotional materials and IMDB listings showing off Lena Waithe in the role, even those who haven’t read the books will know what to expect.

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Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

This movie comes out on my birthday. Shit, I think I'll go see it for the hell of it. I got nothing better to do, really

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

book
That's being kind to it and the author. Neither of the two things he's managed to get published have any real original ideas from him in them, they rely on the reader having some nostalgia towards the references.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

the royalties
All of those properties are owned by jews. What royalties?
replies with a strawman
exactly like what I said he’d do
doesn’t grasp the irony of this
Enjoy being strung up, then.
absolutely pathetic attempt to get white males to go see it
lol, they’re not even trying anymore.

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

Be sure and report back afterwards.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

Reported. You think that will work on us?

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

I desperately want it to bomb, but even normalfags who secretly know better will have one of their friends going "dude epic reference from trash we like let's GOOOO xD"
That plus Stielberg still being vaguely associated with big movies by your average retard will guarantee this making at least a modest profit.
But there's enough depressing content in vidya without bringing this /tv/ trash here.

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

no Todd reference

You just had to PREORDER

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Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

sans can be seen during the final battle of the oasis

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

Very clever, but you won't fool me.

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David Adams
David Adams

This is closest that gaylo has ever been to the silver screen

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Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Maybe the reference to him shilling Redguard on usenet was too esoteric for them to catch.

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

She noticed the “marked difference it made in how she was treated and the opportunities she was given.

well it is true that online, girls get given free shit by thirsty beta nerds. no idea why she would pretend to be a guy unless she didn't want to be confused with a guy pretending to be a girl.
Also.
Wade assumed that Aech resembled his avatar.
I haven't read the book but I can already guess the main character is an idiot.

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

gamer+
Don't you fucking start this shit again

John Morales
John Morales

That Overwatch and Borderlands didn't exist in the book.

And they shouldn't exist at all

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Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

What royalties?
You do notice some of those are jap games right? And even if they're owned by kikes, don't think they'll kevech and try to rip each other off for an extra shekel. I guarantee you whoever at (((Hollywood)) negotiated these the rights for these characters has no idea how volatile the games industry and ownership of IPs are.

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

him shilling Redguard on usenet

I always lose my sides with that.

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

How did we let this happen?

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Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Seriously. I've been pretending to be girls in MMOs since FFXI and it wasn't for the extra AGI and DEX Mithras get I'll tell you that much.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

Didn't they already make this movie and call it Wreck-it ralph?

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

undertale: sans can be seen in the final fight

END ME

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Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

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Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

I don't know if I should be happy, confused, or disgusted that Pikachu, Doc Brown, and Godzilla are nowhere at all in there.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

MGS
Snake pops up on screen
everyone gasps
<"It's him! It's really him"
"Didya miss me?"
"Names Plisken… Iriquois Plisken"
nerds stifle a chuckle
<"heh, I got that"
Kojima is super imposed onto Snakes face
"DID YOU RIKE IT"
every manchild in the theater roars out in thunderous applause
the clapping is so loud and hard, the very earth shakes
Kojima comes out of the screen
he has angel wings and a halo, the very avatar of god himself
he whispers into every disciples' ear in a divine tone
"Fucku Konami"
the rapture begins

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Undertale: Sans, the one character that would be least likely to show up to a fight shows up to a fight
Minecraft: Herobrine, a creepypasta for ten-year-olds that the dev couldn't stop mentioning yet never actually put into the game
Half-Life: Gordon Freeman is seen for the first time in a decade
Garbage Pail Kids: Not only did someone remember this crap, but they thought it was worth spiking a reference for
<Pokemon: A Pokeball is thrown, but they couldn't afford to actually show a Pokemon
"Rubik Cube"
<Unwilling to spring on Hatred for genuine memepoints

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Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

I actually like Undertale and that makes me feel sick to my fucking stomach. Jesus fucking Christ.

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Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

Godzilla is in it.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Godzilla and the Time Travel Delorean are in the film. I’m sure there’s ONE Pokémon somewhere.

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Wait, I’m genuinely confused, what in the world are they talking about? What does the movie do that’s so progressive? It’s like the reviewer assumes we’ve watched the horrid looking thing.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

implying Kojicuck didn't get on his knees and suck on (((Speilberg's))) cut up micropenis just so he could get closer to being in (((Hollywood)))

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David Collins
David Collins

How do you do, /tv/?
The catalog sure looks weird today, some faggots talking about video games or some shit.
More movies, please.

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

StarCraft: A sectoid appears behind Tracer
FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

I'm probably just being hopelessly optimistic but I think Ready Player One is going to be the thing that ends "geek culture" being the dominant force in pop culture. It's so bald-faced and shameless in it's pandering that even the more middle of the road cucks, like giant bomb, actively hate it.

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

Here's a challenge to show you just how cringe this really is: Try to make a story out of at least 1 property listed in each of the categories (Vidya, Comic, Contemporary, Movie) and try to pitch in a way that sounds AT ALL entertaining.

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Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

jesus

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Julian James
Julian James

<bald-faced
Learn to spell nigger

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

jews don't jew jews
reducto at absurdum is a strawman
Someone needs to re-study their fallacies instead of their phalics.
If you actually think that guns are a solution to a cultural problem, I agree with you. After all, you can shoot yourself, can't you?

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

What the fuck are you talking about, I just feel like doing something that day and this seems to be a goodbad idea.
If there's a thread up afterwards, sure. I'll post my thoughts.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

Reminder that people here will defend every aspect of this
Literally who? Hardly anyone here defends anything anymore except for Nintendrones and their precious carboard cutouts. We're all just watching the ship sink from the comfort of our lifeboats now.

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Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

We can only hope. The funny part about this is how faux-geeky all of these references are. Not a single one reflects the interests of an actual geek by today's terms. Not a single thing listed there is obscure, unless someone can prove me wrong.

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

I'm probably just being hopelessly optimistic but I think Ready Player One is going to be the thing that ends "geek culture" being the dominant force in pop culture.
Are you telling me that Cline was the hero that we needed, and Spielberg was too Jewish to realize his clever plan?

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Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Ohhhhh nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

Nigger, just pirate the fucking movie. Do not give money to a lying kike who's brainwashed millions absolute falsehoods like pic related.

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Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

Yes. Any book written prior to the 2000s (and scifi/fantasy written prior to 2008) is worth more than the media trash of today.

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Evan Parker
Evan Parker

The most obscure looking thing on that list is the tsuchinoko, which isn't even a nerd thing at all as far as I'm aware.

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

One more that I didn't want to look at, but changed my mind
Overwatch: 8 (eight (((E I G H T)))) characters show up in multiple different scenes
I wonder how much Blizzard paid them.

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Films are actually the only media that receive no benefits when they're pirated.

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Landon Baker
Landon Baker

No he is just a mediocre writer that tapped into a demographic luckily. Then he just went along for the ride.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

Doooooctoooor Coooooooooneeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrssssss Claaaaassssssssss

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

Prior to 1942.
That would be wonderful.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

This is going to be
THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! :O

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Will ‘Ready Player One’ be ‘Black Panther’ for Gamers?
Boring, mediocre and shilled everywhere because of shit journalists? Yeah.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

Yeah because the vast majority of films are complete trash and nobody wants to actually support them after watching them. Modern movies are the click bait of entertainment. They make a movie that people find so outrageous that people pour in just to see what will happen.

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

pic-related won't be featured because its a raycist maymay against the people of Uganda despite that its actually the most prevalent element in actual VR
I don't know how to feel about this.

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Colton Gray
Colton Gray

I'm going to pirate the movie and show it to everything i know before they get the chance to buy it.
Because i know it's shitty pandering is going to attract at least one of them into buying it.

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

Pre-2000s science fiction and fantasy is good tho. You faggot.

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Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

Mai Shiranui
She might be a turbo slut in the games and a million doujins but nothing will ever make her look more filthy than this.

Morrigan
Jedah
Chun-li
Ivy
Amaterasu
Bayonetta
Dante
<VIRTUALLY HARVESTED
Nothing is sacred.

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Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

Too bad vidya is becoming just like Hollywood. Hollyweird realized it has no future and now its trying to take over vidya. Also fuck Square Enix and western vidya companies.

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Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

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David Martinez
David Martinez

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Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

I'd like to see a utopian future movie and then the big secret is that everyone goes online in SNS or VR or whatever and is incredible rude and racist to one another. However everyone actually is truly happy in this world because they realized the internet isn't real and it doesn't matter what people say.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

Gordon Freeman
Big Smoke
Dick Kickem
Herobrine
Battleborn characters
FNaF characters
Sans
possible Doki Doki Literature Club reference
all those movies, including Space Jam, Jason and the Argonauts, Beetlejuice, even fucking Last Action Hero
What kind of sick joke is this?

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Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Nothing from Capcom has been sacred for quite a while now.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

No Doki Doki Literature Club
Dropped :(

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

jews don’t jew jews
Confirmed for knowing nothing about jews. Read the Talmud sometime.
reducto ad absurdum
1. Fuck yes, someone else who actually knows what he’s talking about.
2. The strawman was in misrepresenting the NATURE of what I said, rather than the intensity of the content.
3. I really shouldn’t be this happy about such a tiny fucking display of intellectual discussion, but that’s how far the site has fallen.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Battleborn characters
I didn't even catch that.

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Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

Nice try you socialist freak.

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

i vote that mark livestream this just like with pixels just to see how bad it is.

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Mason Davis
Mason Davis

Look again nigga.

The Literature Club

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

They should have named it Reddit player 1.

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

But I thought gamers were dead?

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Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Its painful but true. Majority of shits who don't even like the idea wanna watch it just to see the Iron Giant fight a Gundam and Batman. Even people I know who are normally critical of cheap nostalgia wank and bastardizations of past stories wanna see it.

Probably just a fucking Skyrim reference again because that shit has to be everywhere. I swear this piece of shit better not have an Arrow to the Knee gag in it.

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Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

They are..

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Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

I don't want to sound like some blind cocksucker defending this shit. But, it looks to me like this movie is trying to be a "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" 2.0

Think about it
Based on a book
Directed by Spielberg
A movie literally about mixing fictional pop culture characters from different unrelated franchises

I think there's a good chance this could go right if they can get the nostalgia wanking right and not fall into the same trap as Jewywood does nowadays of making all the characters lifeless to appeal to the Chinese audience. And Spielberg may be a kike, but he is a kike that's a master of nostalgia wankery and throwbacks to pre-2000s Hollywood directing

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Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

So the one thing that wasn't shit about that shitty book gets to be in the movie? Oh joy. More cringeworthy Claptrap memes.

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

I don't want to sound like some blind cocksucker defending this shit.
But I'm going to defend this shit like a blind cocksucker.

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Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

I didn't want to do it user, but I am also compelled to not be completely contrarian this time as well

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

Yes, but have you considered this: The book is fucking awful. You can make a bad film from good source material, but not a good film from bad source material.

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

Wreck it Ralph 2 will be even worse. It'll be Ready Player One meets the Lego Movie with emphasis on facebook references, youtube references, dank memes and a shit ton of unwanted Disney crossovers between Disney Princesses, Marvel, Muppets and Star Wars.

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Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

It'll be Ready Player One meets the Lego Movie with emphasis on [internet shit], and a shit ton of unwanted Disney crossovers
<not just a worse this

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David Harris
David Harris

I didn't want to ignore all the obvious signs that this movie is going to be a pile of shit
You did. It's contrarian of you to possibly defend something so objectively shit from the outset.

David Collins
David Collins

I don't know man, I just saw the trailer and they played a rendition of Pure Imagination from Willy Wanka. They're going full out with nostalgia wankery on this. I can't help myself

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Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

Warhammer 40,000: Eldar is seen during the final battle
Eldar
just Eldar
not a specific Eldar
Not even fucking space marines because that would be a logical thing to show in regards to popularity
I'm amazed. Not only are they just shoving what they can in there, they also can't even make good references for the sake of references.

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

Here's the thing, though, Roger Rabbit didn't rely on it's third-party characters to market the film, it didn't have any character that existed after…(Goes to look up film)…1947, and the reason for the existence of all of the properties is because of the film being about the cartoon industry in Hollywood (With a segment in Toontown, which is where the cartoon characters live, and also notice that there isn't a single comic book character to be found). Meanwhile, RPO is relying on it's licenses to sell the film ((((Speilburg))) even came out and said that he wants people to go "Hey, I remember that" when watching the film), it's using licenses from ever time period and media to go "Hello fellow kids, I'm one with you", and the only reason why all those properties exist is because the "future" is so creatively bankrupt that they haven't been able to create an original thing in 50 years (According to some people who read the book, Cline, at least, justified it by saying that the billionaire hid clues to find his treasure box in 80's retro-facts, so the existence of Battleborn and Overwatch in the film even defeats the reason for the story in the book).

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Spaceballs: The Eagle 5 can been seen in his garage along with Peewee's bicycle
Space Jam: The Monstars are seen
Beetlejuice is in the final battle
Clash of the Titans: Kraken appears
<its probably not even the original one
Wreck it Ralph: Ralph is in the final battle
I can't read anymore… Its all too painful. Please, end our suffering.

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Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

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William Ramirez
William Ramirez

Essentially yes. The Emoji movie x 100.

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

implying /tv/ even talks about movies anymore
implying its not /b/ 2.0
Fuck off /tv/.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

…(Goes to look up film)…
Fuck off Gaia.

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

The difference is that Who Framed Roger Rabbit was witty and charming, whereas Ready Player One can only sustain audience attention by throwing in pop culture references, essentially making it the movie equivalent of I Spy, because its director is a complete and total hack who hasn't made anything good since the 1970s. Fuck you ET, you were always hot garbage.

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Warhammer 40,000: An Eldar is seen during the final battle
Classic Godzilla films: Mechagodzilla and Gigan are seen during the final battle fighting the Iron Giant and GUNDAM
Space Jam
why

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Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

Thanks. At least now I feel like there's a small glimmer of hope in this sea of pain.

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Blake Hall
Blake Hall

references
That's all movies and television are anymore. Western culture has become such a weimar cesspool that hollyjew is forced to reference things from times when western culture wasn't trash like "Member that? Member when things weren't awful? Also here's some anti-west poz to remind you that things are awful now."

this

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Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

Not gonna lie user. I'm quite partial to a cuteboy sitting in my lap.

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Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

Ready Player One.webm

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Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

You want to rape someone when they're using VR, don't you?

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Jason James
Jason James

Damn you GG.

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

I'm not even mad. My question is this as there's a grim lining of this. They need to pay for each of said trademark character so my question is this. Will the movie be successful enough to balance out the assload of trademark characters being used? Because this may be the one movie in history that may make them bankrupt before they get any revenue.

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Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

There's a difference between cuteboys and soyboys. For one, a cuteboy will actually put effort into his appearance and doesn't have a hatred of other men.

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

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Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

How do you do, fellow kids: The Movie
authentic

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Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

the sustained success of The Black Panther is the feel-good story of this young year
why is it popular? it's at 940 million world gross revenue so far, yet I'm less interested in it than Ant-Man. Same goes for my friends and they went to see every Transformers movie for gods sake.

Is Black Panther going to be "The Dark Souls of x" equivalent for nugeek movies?
the iGeneration
iWant to kill all of these people
House of Cards as a good example of game dev representation
nigger it just showed Kevin "Rapey" Spacey venting some steam in Killzone a couple of times.
This article is fellating Big Black Panther more than talking about Reddit Player One.

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Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

done to your nation's culture
american
culture

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Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

The true star of this scene was that massive jew nose. Couldn't take my eyes off of it.

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Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

40k confirmed for pleb-tier?

Tracer is seen in the final ba-
Stopped reading there. Fuck all of this. I'm going to war.

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Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

It's like the Big Bang Theory of movies. This is abhorrent.

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Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

Eldar are space hippies and Trump was memed as the God Emperor, possibly that is the reason

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

There's no way they aren't loopholing themselves out of paying any fees at all.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

Splatoon in the final battle
SQUIDFAGS WILL DEFEND THIS PIECE OF SHIT

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Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

Rodger Rabbit was actually about the California Red Car Scandal. A real event in history. Basically the automotive industry purchased the Pacific Electric Railroad (then the largest electric railway on Earth that ran hundreds of miles) just so they can shut the Red Cars down and replace the railways with roadways. Thus essentially forcing everyone to buy cars. The scandal was investigated by several authorities but at the end of the day the car companies won.

Rodger Rabbit is a massive parody of the scandal and life in LA in the 1940s. The author of the book must've figured only a cartoon villain could've come up with a scheme so fucking insane.

Rodger Rabbit didn't rely on new characters to sell it, but only because there really was no then-current cartoon characters to use. People forget the 1970s and 1980s was the "Dark Ages" of animation. After Walt Disney died Disney shifted focus on live-action with their acquisition of ABC. Yes, they still produced animated films, such as Robin Hood, but as a significantly lower budget than when Walt was still alive. TV was dominated by Hannah Barberra and their "limited animation" often outsourced to Japanese studios such as Topcraft fun fact, Hayao Miyazaki is a former Topcraft employee and Toei Animation, Warner was in a similar spot. Rodger Rabbit is significant in the animation industry because it is often credited with convincing Disney and Warner to take animation seriously again. Leading the the "Renaissance of Animation"

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Parker Russell
Parker Russell

You think that's bad? Keep reading, they have battleborn too

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

There are people who like this!
Those people are all entitled, though. But it's okay. This time.

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Logan Clark
Logan Clark

th-thanks for the insight, user

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

Just a bit of history user. Hope someone else finds it as interesting as I do

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

I'm not even going to read that, I can see the replies.
It's my birthday, I don't want to be this upset on my birthday.

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Leo Walker
Leo Walker

But I thought gamers were dead?
And I thought games caused violence against women, but then Trump said something so now games don't cause violence. It's hard to keep up with the dominant narrative anymore.

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Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

/tv/ had a stream of a pirated copy of TLJ. Would be fitting if Holla Forums did the same with RPO

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" 2.0
That's more of what Wreck it Ralph and Lego Movie tried to be, except without the mature and interesting plot with fap material. This is just another generic "epic battle of millions" war movie with every post 1980 media character imaginable. Meanwhile Bogart gets shit.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

fell for it because of nostalgia bait
Shame on you.

This

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

I would say this is Minions/Scary Movie 2.0.
Now hear me out: Both of these franchises (3D kids movies like Shrek 2 and parody Movies) rely 90% on references to popular material of their era. They have a very barebone story to tell and instead spend most of the times putting something the audience can say "I understood that reference!". In the case of Minions, the little buggers don't actually speak any language and are instead talking gibberish taking notes from many different languages so that kids all over the world could understand what was going on on the screen.
But it's mostly done because you don't have to come up with anything new and dumbass retards will gobble it up and ask for more.
pretty much what said.

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Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

The worst part is I don't think this is even every reference in the film. I've read that Knack lol, Dune and Discworld are also referenced in it but I don't see them mentioned in this list.

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Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

Scary Movie
That's definitely a more accurate comparison. Its basically a bigger Media Movie but with a higher budget than all of the Scary Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, and etc movie budgets put together.

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

How do you think Snake got in there in the first place :^)

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

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Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

Knack
along with Overwatch and all those other dumb modern shits
At least the book had the decency of sticking within a specific era for references

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

That list honestly looks like some of it is fake. Look at the Warcraft entry for example.

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

Kojima is now the japanese Spielberg and Squeenix is trying its hardest to mimic Hollywood.

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

sans

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Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

No touhou references
Whattafuckman xD

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

big smoke
why
fnaf
WHY
sans
W H Y

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Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

Well the giant (((White))) guy who is the MC's friend turns out to be an obese lesbian nigger, so I got to wonder who they chose to be that thing.

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

the movie will have Sans from Undertale
This is gonna be the biggest clusterfuck of the year.

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

Tomb Raider in the same month
March really wants to fuck us over.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

I'm not seeing Akira in it either even though that one's been confirmed.

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

The famous scene between Uther Lightbringer and Arthas Menethil is reenacted as a Stinger after the movie's credits.

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Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

I don't think the list is complete either, since there's no mention of Team Fortress 2 anywhere on it. They already have other Valve IPs and plenty of new shooters. TF2 practically led the charge on soulless crossover marketing.
I don't think I saw Mass Effect on there either. I would expect at least the Normandy to show up.

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Here is a challenge: Name 1 thing on there that is obscure and not normalfag bait.

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

Just like when they turned Peter Jackson's goofy ginger satyr friend into a smooth talkin' ghetto black rapping satyr?

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

I remember when some dude at /pol/ streamed this movie with edited laugh tracks every time a nazi did something bad to a jew

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

So it's just 'Member Berries: The Movie, got it.

speak openly about the trials and tribulations of the African American experience
african american experience
in an isolationist country with no americans
That's dumb, even for them.

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

No, because here the author writes a long paragraph about this sheboon being oppressed.

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

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Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

ELF
What a horrible fucking movie to get nonstop December marathons of, and it's in this. Beat people over the head with a bad Christmas movie every year, then hit them where they least expect it: In a movie all about beating people over the head with references from video games and movies.

I wouldn't say it was obscure, but did anyone actually give a shit about and/or enjoy Over the Hedge? I didn't think anyone ever watched that.

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

Here is the paragraoh in question.

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Connor Scott
Connor Scott

I remember a serious interview where John Stuart jacked off over his voice role in it. That's about it.

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

Knowing how movies like this are written, and the "how do you do fellow kids" market researchers use as an approach. It will definitely be in this movie.

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Holy shit. I have to see the movie again. I thought it was okay, but nothing special. The ending with Liam Neeson visiting Israel was really dumb.

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Jason Cox
Jason Cox

14519733
/pol/ claiming they aren't racist

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Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

At least this is cute and doesn't have a shit ton of copyrighted material.

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

a black lesbian
capable of competent photorealistic 3D rendering
capable of competing in VR vidya at such a level she made money from it

Well fucking done author, in a world that revolves around VR digital worldscapes that apparently pull you in like the Matrix, you managed to write something so utterly batshit unbelievable and unrealistic it breaks immersion instantly.
The fact someone like this is taken into the fold to have their works published and distributed makes the rage and fury in me burn brighter than a fucking nova. This is goddamn cancer. It's Tumblr: Video Games References, the book.

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

I did not aged well, I went in blind expecting some historically accurate film and all I got is suffering porn, it`s like a nazi exploitation movie with famous actors.

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

14519733
/pol/ has claimed a lot of hypocritical shit about themselves, but I don't think they have ever claimed to be not racist.

I actually can hardly remember the last time there was a thread about any black person, even one that holds a /pol/ ideology, that didn't immediately have "HE'S STILL A NIGGER" in the first 5 posts.

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

14519773
Ask me how I know you're straight off the boat from cuckchan.

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

14519773
Are you intentionally misunderstanding the definition of National Socialism?

You do realize Hitler was allied with Arabs that included blacks and Japs right?

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

14519773
The /leftypol/ raid continues, I see.

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Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

Yet you retards still make them successful by responding. t. hotpocket

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

14519773
Brosephine, let me take a moment here to enlighten you to the fact you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and that not a single /pol/ack anywhere has ever claimed they aren't racist. You're a moron. /pol/ even celebrates being racist and states that they do not blame other races for being racist against them simply for being white, since racism is a default property of the human condition of belonging to a certain race.
I suggest you either go back from whence you came or lurk long enough to actually understand the perspectives of your enemies before attempting laughable criticisms of those supposed perspectives.

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

14519773
Since you wrote that I guess it`s true wtf I hate pol now, sage this shit thread.

David Foster
David Foster

Poe's Law is a bitch sometimes fam

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

come on hockpocketeer, with this thread subject it's going to be inevitable, don't deprive us of the entertainment at least
t. user

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

They're not even trying, just ignore them.

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

Non-whites making anything of value
Man, it really is a fantasy movie.
Splatoon having it's name tainted by a leftist propaganda film

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Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

14519773
This isn't reddit faggot. You can believe that everyone is better off in their own cultures while still believing your culture is the best. Its a tenant that virtually every single society had until the mid 20th century, and only because Hitler basically fucked everything up so hard that the west basically welcomed commie propaganda with open arms after he died.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Show us your pockets, janitor-sama.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

It's not that it's suffering porn, but that it's unjustified suffering porn. In this day and age, the Jews are anything but oppressed, so having a film painting them like that is comical when watching it now.

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

Will it be the ultimate show down?

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

It would've been comical at any time in history.

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Splatoon having it's name tainted by a leftist propaganda film
Splatoon
tainted
Isn't splatoon 2 already infested by furries and miscellaneous tumblrites?

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Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

I mean, does it have to be rape?
GG?
That's true. Soyboys have effeminate goatees and other weird shit. Cuteboys are just cute.

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

Stop letting Holla Forums go to shit
t. Mark

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

t. hotpocket
Considering the time, it's either Pewter or goldenrod.
In case it's you Pewter, you're the worst hotpocket this board had since Lime.
You're actually making me miss that faggot.

David Foster
David Foster

You have no idea…

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Julian Hall
Julian Hall

wew lad

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Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

Yep. Its basically a high budget version of the Ultimate Showdown.

They didn't believe me when I said Splatoon was nothing but this. Its like Nintendo is a magnet for these kinds of retards. Even the Nintendo forums and wikis are nothing but tumblrites.

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

Dubs confirm
e45c66 is a huge faggot.

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Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

Something tells me he's not gonna be phased by being called a faggot.

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Christopher Long
Christopher Long

gotta love semantic satiation

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

Basically it’s Kosher Gamergate for the uninformed masses
I thought black panther was meh at best
this looks Meh as fuck with capital M

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Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

Too bad you're never gonna get it.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Why can't anyone make a good VR game?

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

no dark souls
Fucking dropped
This cancer will make the bugmen cum their pants

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

Ready Player One in a nutshell:
Poor Kids fight an Evil Corporation that wants to turn their Pay-To-Win game into a Monthly Subscription.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

Because the way medium from which you intake the product is inherently shit.

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

Dark Souls is in there, look again

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

Meanwhile the entire world has gone Mad Max style yet nobody cares

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Pokemon: Parzival is seen throwing a Pokeball at the Batmobile during the race
That one line tells you everything you need to know about this movie.

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

goddamn it

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Aaron Price
Aaron Price

Its fully centered over escapism in a shitty world, at the point of said escapism being worth fighting for, since real life is beyond fucked.
Really makes you think.

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Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

If you try to do madmax shit, you go to jail

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

Parzival
They couldn't even get Ash

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Noah Adams
Noah Adams

Wait, is this shitty movie trying to make a statement?

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Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

BATmobile = zuBAT

OMG, SO FAHNNY! David Fitzgerald is gonna get such a good laugh out of this totally funny gamer™ joke! Ha ha

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Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

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Asher Price
Asher Price

not even the slightest idea

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Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

not knowing paydday2 VR is a thing

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

I read the book and it is one of the worst things I've ever read, pure trash with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, it actually hurt to read atleast once per chapter from the hamfisted referencing shit.
I also seem to remember the hack writer didn't do the research himself and had someone do it for him but I can't seem to find anything on that so I might be misremembering.

From what I remember every key part of the story hinged on something they probably won't have the rights for, a literal third of the books plot mcguffin was the MC reading the script to War Games which I doubt will be kept in.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Devs worry about motion sickness too much, the amount of space the player can move around is too small, most vr games are designed around it being a waggling novelty rather than being a fun game that takes advantage of the head tracking etc.

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Logan Bell
Logan Bell

Surprised they didn't include Seinfeld.

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

I will if you come over here user~

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Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Splatoon 2 cringe thread when?

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

Member Movies and Games and Comics you love: The Movie
Why is this shit even being made? Get the fuck out of here. The movie is itself a fucking meme. YES WE'VE ALL SEEN THESE CHARACTERS BEFORE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR GETTING A REFERENCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I'm seriously sick of this internet culture bullshit.

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

Holy shit, at this point I'm beyond of even being mad at this, we just went into the realm of the absurd, this is definitively the best time line and shit like just proves it

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Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

I hope they reference my favorite youtuber.

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Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

Movies and Games and Comics you love
Movies and Games and Comics you've HEARD OF (50%) would be more accurate.

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

BIG BAD GAMERGATE REFERENCES IN THE MOVIE, CALLING IT NOW
also the characters that shittalk and banter are all inexcusably evil, vapid and narcissistic.
main character is a bland, boring fuck. he might smile smugly at one point

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Camden Torres
Camden Torres

MK vs SF is one of those crossovers people talk about like Mario and Sonic
Ono goes on for years saying it'll never happen because they aren't letting the SF characters gets butchered. Boon on the otherhand says it's inevitable.
Boon finally throws in the towel last year after Injustice 2 released stating that Street Fighter x Tekken sucked ass and it'll never work.
One year later Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat are meet unceremoniously in this steaming turd.
The fuck is this timeline anymore?

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Jason Morales
Jason Morales

I remember seeing that image for years before realizing it was Sam Hyde.

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

Duke Nukem
Gordon Freeman
STOP

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

they probably threw those in when the game was still in development, before it miscarried. if anything, it's proof that whoever was on this movie had no clue about video games. it was painfully obvious that the game was gonna flop to anyone even remotely interested (and not delusional) in vidya

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

What did I just watch?

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Christian Jones
Christian Jones

I hate this Jew-infested nigger-celebrating pop culture.

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Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

Sans can be seen during the final battle
Of course they had to add Undertale

Dark Soul's Big and small mushroom can be seen on the oasis
This is actually surprising, I was expecting Solair

This shit looks grim but at least Ryu Hayabus and Guts are not in this shitshow

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Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Truly the Don Quixote of our generation.

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Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

Gordon Freeman, Doomguy, Ranger and Link all walk onto the stage
quadruple high-five
in unison say "Hell, it's about time"
standing ovation from hipsters
I shoot myself

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Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

REMEMBER THAT THE FILM ISN’T OUT YET. THIS LIST ISN’T EVEN COMPLETE.

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Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

How did we let this happen?

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Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Guys, what if this is actually the final step of the plan to kill gamer and gaming culture? I mean, they can make people cringe at so hard to the point to cause physical pain when engaging in "gaming" and "nerd" culture

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Adam Morris
Adam Morris

It’s a movie but also a movement; an authentic celebration of a culture and a people (by those people) who have been historically disenfranchised, that won audiences over by leaning into that disenfranchisement by showing them a kingdom untouched by the ills of colonization.
And yet here we are, seeing our culture get raped in the name of "look how disenfranchised you are!"

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

one can dream
I think those crossover "nerd" shirts you get in Lootcrate were a bigger factor.

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

How did he even get popular? Reservoir dogs isn't even that good. Still better than anything he did afterwards though.

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Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

yfw this becomes accepted as this generation's equivalent to the classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

Pre-2000s sci-fi is good
He's never read "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Fucking weird sex cult shit man. The only thing good about it was the word Grok and the beginning,

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Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

Reservoir Dogs
better than Jackie Brown

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Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

I hope you kill yourself afterwards to atone for your bullshit to your kin.

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Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

Great book. I had the unabridged version and it was a good read. I also really like the word grok, and you can tell who's a poseur and who is actually in to tech is they're old enough to be familiar with the word.

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

Haven't watched it actually, heard it's a tribute to blaxploitation films but that's about it. Is it really worth checking out?

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Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

Man I read the cat who walks through walls by Heinlein and I swear to god it felt like three quarters through he just gave up on it gave it to some ghost writer, who proceed to magical realm the book.
I mean dude already had a bit of that shit going on with every female character wanting to fuck the protagonist but then everybody jumps a million years into the future where all of a sudden it gets cranked up to 11 with trannys and degeneracy abound and everybody is just okay with it.
there is also a scene in this future where somebody shits on the Schrodinger box thought experiment for being preposterous when that was the point of the whole thought experiment and it's done with a completely straight face.
I mean there is one dude who was a first mate on a space ship who became a lady because he really wanted to fuck his captain for fucks sake
a shame because I really did enjoy starship troopers and the moon is a harsh mistress
sage for off topic

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Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

Dino Crisis: Regina can be seen during the final battle.
CAPCOM YOU TURBONIGGER CUM-GUZZLING SHIT-EATING FUCKS
YOU SHIT THE BED WITH DINO CRISIS 3, PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN OVER HOW MUCH OF A FUCK-UP IT WAS, AND NOW TO PULL OUT REGINA'S CORPSE FROM THE SHITGRAVE YOU DUG ON YOUR BACKYARD FOR ONE FINAL FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT CARED
WELL FUCKING FUCK YOU TOO CAPCOM, YOU FUCKING FUCKFACED FUCKS
FUCK

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Noah Turner
Noah Turner

I'm not sure myself. At first, I thought it was one of those creeper vids where someone jumps down a highway rest-stop toilet, but there's not enough shit for that. And there was a door. Could be an abandoned home with a convenient window for trash to be thrown through maybe?

Speaking of, I haven't heard anything from South Park in more than a year. Did the guys give up?

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

Jackie Brown is easily the best thing he's ever made, partially because he was adapting a book so the bullshit he could pull was limited. It's not as wacky or reference-stuffed as the rest of his films so most Tarantino fans either forget it exists or complain it's too slow.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

The only, I repeat, ONLY Heinlein book that's alright is Starship Troopers. If someone mentions any book of his, I immediately re-direct them to Arthur C. Clark (Guy who wrote the book version of 2001 and "Rendezvous with Rama" which is a fucking interesting book by the way)

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Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

Looks like it's going to be kino.

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Thomas White
Thomas White

This is only morally acceptable if you can sneak into the theater or work there, do not financially support this garbage.

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

It's not as wacky or reference-stuffed as the rest of his films so most Tarantino fans either forget it exists or complain it's too slow.
That's a good sign, I'll check it out then thanks.

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Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

You have no right to talk after taking the nostalgia bait.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Why? Tossing in these more modern references just shits all the entire plot of the book. I mean yeah i'm sure you could argue these did exist in that universe but they would be nowhere near as popular as all the classic 80's things given the fact that the entire plot is based off his dude who really loved all that shit.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

finally my gamer identity will get recognition. cant wait for all the sweet pity puss for being a underrepresented minority

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

Why would they want a loser? Then again, a tryhard loser hero for a tryhard loser movie would be fitting.

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Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

She was a fat black lesbian

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

Undertale
Literature Club
Zootopia
Wreck it Ralph
Hunger Games
Scott Pilgrim
This isn't even cancer, this is the equivalent of being vaporized by a nuke.

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Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

There better be a Holla Forums and /tv/ stream of this steaming turd when it's released.

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Guts are not in this shitshow
Why not? He'd fit right in with all the young actors sexually molested by Spielberg.

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Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

14520384
how can they possibly cram any more references into this movie
The whole movie is just references

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

And how exactly do you imagine it would go down?
A chink with a phone and like 2 portable battery chargers streaming it with chinarunes?

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Having watched Black Panther it's Thor 1 levels of boring, mediocre shit.
The whole third act is the main character getting his ass handed to him in a completely fair and honest fight and then his family goes apeshit over it and tries to overthrow the one who "killed" him, only for one long action scene later(that's basically just a bunch of shaved chicks and big guys fighting a smaller bunch of guys with holoshields while two identical fighters who are indestructible grapple like gay lovers). It's a boring, completely unremarkable movie that isn't even enjoyable with friends. The one time I even cracked a smile was when I heard "Ayo, the queen!".

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

Don't hate the player.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

I'd be down for this,it'd be great to see so many people possibly have an aneurism from anger/disappointment at the same time.

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Leo Butler
Leo Butler

Why not?

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

RvR is a spectacular book. Haven’t read the sequels (heard they were middling to shit). Another video game set on Rama would be amazing. Even just the setting. You could do an open world Rama game, for fuck’s sake. I just want to walk around in that environment.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

watching ✡capeshit✡
watching nigger movies
watching jewish propaganda
Three strikes.

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

… I guess I outthunk myself. Didn't expect that.

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

that image
Jesus fucking christ they're at it again.

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Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

The only, I repeat, ONLY Heinlein book that's alright is Starship Troopers
And it's alright only because it doesn't get too terribly dull in most parts. For whatever reason liberals like to claim Heinlein was some super right nazi or something, but the guy had a massive hardon for egalitarianism something fierce. Aside from his personal philosophy that everyone is actually equal and the only thing that matters is having a meritocracy (and that everyone of all walks of life can be equally adept at anything), he also made it a point several times in the book to say "females make the best pilots." He never actually explains why aside from mentioning they have amazing reaction times and/or can do great feats of mathematical calculations on the fly…both things that we know are false when compared to men, thanks to the wonderful stats given to us by modern day video games.

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Man i hope they add DDLC references to show them to my normee friends so they can see how much of a self-aware WEEB i am xDDD

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

Buckaroo Banzai
Nothing I enjoy escapes the public eye forever.

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Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

I want this to happen. I want to see all of our collective anger pour itself into a massive singularity which will then become an unbridled force of pure disgust and anger which then manifests into a force unlike any which has never been seen. I want this so bad.

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Jason Allen
Jason Allen

like to claim Heinlein was some super right nazi
Because he specifically calls modern day liberals the menace that almost destroyed the world with their ideology. Also anything right of Marx is automatically Hitler. Hasn't the past few years on here taught you anything?

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

Then you should keep it in mind and gather people together to make it happen.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

So what are we thinking here? Angry chat? Drinking game? Webcams of our fists smashing something in rage? All of the above?

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

I am the man who wants to watch the world burn.
And we shall see the fire, blazing skyward, as it does turn.
Beauty in death, writhing in flame.
To thine, only unbearable pain.
Catharsis impossible, suffering utterly optimal, man held responsible, revenge articulated, methodical.
All to thee, directed hatred from angles astronomical
volatile
UNSTOPPABLE

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Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

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Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad – worse than bad – they're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"

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Christian Morris
Christian Morris

GET ANGRY, REN! user!

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Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

heard they were middling to shit
Pretty much. I loved it when it was just about exploring this giant anomaly in space, but that sure changed when the sequels came about.

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

Thats alantutorial you fucking retard.

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

im pretty sure i saw it in one of the first trailers
I remember being annoyed
trans squids
am i mising something?

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

Finally, a purpose for my rage folder.

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Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

I refuse to believe this is real, and I will not check up on it. If you bring me genuine proof it is authentic I will ignore it.

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Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Here have some of mine.

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Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

trans squids
<you're a kid you're a squid now!
<you're a boy you're a girl you're a boy you're a girl you're a boy you're a girl you're a faggot genderfluid spirit animal of Jontron now!
don't tell me you didn't see it coming from a mile away

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

YOU'RE A FREAK NOW
YOU'RE A MENTAL ILLNESS NOW

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Rage thread?

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Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

ah, you are one of the subverted ones
come now user, don't you want to be on the right side of history?
go and watch black panth- ready player one, user
it's good
I promise
it has the iron giant in iiiiiit

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

LOOK ON AND DESPAIR
readyplayerone.wikia.com/wiki/Ready_Player_One_(film)#List_of_References
archive.fo/BSzxV
archive.fo/teyn1

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

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William Clark
William Clark

don't really have many rage pics on this computer

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Easton Clark
Easton Clark

the list got bigger

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Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

Every thread is a rage thread nowadays. Have some unhappy skellies.

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Christian Cook
Christian Cook

At least it provided me with a decent reaction image.

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Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

Evanescence: "Bring Me to Life" can be heard for a few seconds during the final battle
FUCKING STOP YOU NIGGERS

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

man the only time i payed attention to splatoon was to fap becasue of marriei think, whichever one looks apathetic

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

Guess what, they do
Seinfeld: The movie opens with a stand-up comedy bit from Jerry Seinfeld from inside the Oasis, where Jerry asks "What's the deal with video games anyway?".

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

but wait there's more
DEATH

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Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

Evanescence: "Bring Me to Life" can be heard for a few seconds during the final battle
That's actually pretty funny

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

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Camden Smith
Camden Smith

Earthbound: Ness is seen fighting a Sixer during the final battle.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

There really is no limit to this shit is there?
We have had "Everything: The Reference", "Gay Niggers from Outer Space", "He Raped Me and I Liked it", "Yellow Tic-Tacs mumble for 2 hours", "Snow White and the 7 Bulls", TLC …

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

TDKR: Bill Wilson

Which one of you guys did this

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

It feels like they know the movie is going to bomb so theyre depending on the references to carry the film

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

The big guy obviously.

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James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

but wait htere's more
at least Billy Mays was spared

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

When I saw that list I just had to. For the glory of /bane/. May it crash this movie with no survivors.

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Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
It needs this entire video.

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Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Angry Birds: Red and Bomb are seen flying into battle in the Oasis. The Iron Giant uses the slingshot to launch Parzival during the final battle.
Five Nights at Freddy's: In the PVP zone, there is a silhouette of Nightmare Freddy.
Overwatch: Tracer is seen during the final battle in the Oasis and can also be seen briefly in the Oasis zooming into a portal. Mercy is also seen during the final battle. In the Oasis Mall an Overwatch stall can be seen. Doomfist and Soldier 76 are seen walking around in the Oasis. Widowmaker, Mei, Hanzo and Sombra are seen destroying an IOI spider.

DESTROYATHEWORLDOHUEDERU

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Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

BAZINGA
The Big Bang Theory : Parzival is seen owning a shirt with “Bazinga” on it. Sheldon Cooper is seen in the Oasis mall, seen chatting with Alf.

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

Its the movie that keeps on giving. There's something for everyone to hate

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Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Literally Pooh Adventures by a kike blowing his bar mitzvah
Ivy and Bayonetta confirmed to appear on this cringeworthy IdeaWiki fuckfest
THERE WILL BE HEADS ROLLINGS, NIGGER

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Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Undertale: Mr Sans Undertale can be seen during the final battle in the Oasis.

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Civilization was a mistake. I don't care if it's real at this point, but it's the possibility it can be and most likely will be. This isn't even the worst case of autism I've seen, but it only reminds me what more can and will come of it.

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Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

2nd pic would actually be badass if it wasn't drawn for such a ridiculous premise. Also I'm guessing they replaced Mr. Burns with the Texan because cowboys are more offensive or is it because Mr. Burns can no longer be considered evil due to that he's now officially a faggot in a relationship with Smithers?

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

So how does this excuse of a book end anyway? He finds the Easter egg thingy and gets a harem of fujoshis? Anything that may lead to a "Ready Player Two"?
Fucking hell, the sequel is actually gonna get called Ready Player Two, won't it? They'll make a sequel out of anything.

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Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Its kind of stupid to ask a den of pirates but…
How is it legal for them to use all the characters without paying licenses?

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

the book ends with him winning and a normalfag romance where he "gets the princess"

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Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

The MC gets a girlfriend, a bazillion dollars, and ownership of the vr company that pretty much controls the world. So he follows his girlfriend's plan and decides to use the bazillion dollars to end world hunger.

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

Kill me Pete

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

end world hunger
fall into malthusian trap
back where they started now with two gorillion niglets

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

You're not done yet faggot get up.

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

the list of references contained in the movie is longer than the entire remainder of the page
All the English words I know cannot describe my exact feelings, only their own failure to.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but as long as it's not substantial use of an IP it's fair game.
Sadly, no legal precedent exists regarding a movie with so little substance that insubstantial use of a million different IPs is the entire substance of the film.

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Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Spielberg has countless connections and cash to spare. They've spent like 5 or so years working just to secure the licenses for all of these fucking properties. Most of it was done by someone called Deidre Backs. Unless this movie makes mad money, they'd probably be royally fucked over (if it was anyone but Spielberg).

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

Don't give the author ideas, he would probably go max cuck and reference black panther to death.

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

that gif
I love that anime

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Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Correct me if I'm wrong, but as long as it's not substantial use of an IP it's fair game.

Consider the terrifying and all-too-likely alternative; all those companies are in cahoots and allowed this to happen.

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Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

T-That would be i-impossible goy!!

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Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

third pic
You'd think someone who looks like that would have way worse teeth, got any backstory? I need some WTF to wash down all this rage.
unlimited VR waifus
marries a negress
unlimited money and power
feeds all the niggers and screws over mankind
follows his girlfriends plan
cucks out instead of telling a bitch to get sucking
As long as we're doing nostalgia: remember when heroes were people that you could look up to or at least people that were cool? I swear to fuck if I see Guts on that list I'm going to lose it

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

RWBY: Ruby is seen wielding Crescent Rose in the final battle.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Sokka takes out a Sixer with his trusty boomerang during the final battle.
The Neverending Story: Falkor can be seen in the Oasis.
Mobile Suit Gundam: The RX-78 Gundam mech is seen during the final battle in the Oasis.
Doctor Who: The Thirteenth Doctor is seen during the final battle. A group of Daleks are seen during the PVP fight.
Spongebob Squarepants: The titular character and Patrick Star are seen driving the Patty Wagon in the Oasis racetrack. Plankton is seen during the final battle as Plank-Ton from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water.
Cuckvity Falls: Bill Cipher is seen during the final battle.
Game of Thrones: Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen are seen in The Distracted Globe.
Naruto Shippudden: Naruto is seen during the final battle.
Dragon Ball Z: Goku is seen during the final battle several times, going Super Sayan on screen and firing his Kamehameha at a Sixer. Piccolo is seen in The Distracted Globe, and is also seen briefly during the final battle.
> Steven Universe: Peridot is killed by IOI employees during their attack.

''''YOU ZOGGIN GITS GET ME MAH CHOPPA IM GOIN TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH WHERES MAH BLEEDIN CHOPPAH ILL SMASH THE GROTS ILL SKIM EM ALIVE I GOTS TO GOT TO WAR I GOTZ TO KILL PISS RAPE KILL DESTROY

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Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

I swear to fuck if I see Guts on that list I'm going to lose it
Would you go berserk?

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James Butler
James Butler

Marries a negress
Actually, if there is one thing the book did right, its that the MC gets together with a white chick.

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

At least Gondolas are safe right?

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Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

Steven Universe: Peridot is killed by IOI employees during their attack.
Naruto Shippudden: Naruto is seen during the final battle.
everything else
DOUBLE FUCKING NEGROES

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Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Really? An interracial marriage would be the perfect cherry on this shit sundae, but trips don't lie. The MC is just a cuck instead of a turbo-cuck.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Why is black panther so significant to liberals? I don't understand.

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Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Generic "Happily Ever After" ending
That's sequel bait if I've ever seen one. Hold on to your seats, fuckers. The worst part hasn't even begun.
<Ready Player Two: Electric Boogaloo
<Now with 1337% more references!

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Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

It's too late, they've read all of our minds and uploaded all of human history into a supercomputer that will process references.

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Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

End world hunger
Literally impossible with how much niggers, pakis and arabs love to breed when a surplus of provisions is injected into their government or area. The scarcity comes from the pop boom. It'd be a problem that was increase exponentially.

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Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

It isn't, it's significant to the mass media marketing machine.

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

The Cat in the Hat: The titular Cat is seen in the final battle wielding a baseball bat.
This has to be fake.

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Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

Cowboy Bebop: The Swordfish 2 can be seen on the official poster for Ready Player One. A miniature version of Swordfish 2 can be seen on the work table of Aech's garage.
My Hero Academia: Midoriya can be seen during the final battle.
Ed, Edd N Eddy: Eddy can be seen in The Distracted Globe trying to sell Ed Flakes to the crowd.
Death Note: Ryuk is seen during the final battle.
Fairy Tail: Natsu and Happy can be seen during the final battle.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Ahsoka Tano is seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
Star Wars Rebels: Ezra and Kanan are seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Yoshikage Kira and his stand, Killer Queen are seen in the Oasis mall.
Warhammer 40,000: Eldar is seen during the final battle.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Evangelion Units are seen during the final battle.
Pinky and the Brain: Both Pinky and The Brain can be seen.
Fallout: Liberty Prime appears during the final battle.
LittleBigPlanet: Sackboy appears during the final battle.
The Literature Club: Emi and Minobu can be seen in the Oasis Mall.
Grand Theft Auto: Big Smoke can be seen in the nightclub eating a hamburger.
Xenoblade Chronicles: Shulk is seen during the final battle.
Star Fox: Fox McCloud is seen during the final battle.
Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake is seen in The Distracted Globe.
Undertale: Sans can be seen during the final battle in the Oasis.
BURGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!

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Juan Turner
Juan Turner

I genuinely don't know what to post to respond to this fucking list. There is no reaction image grand enough.

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

Because they want more people of color in media since they believe that American is incredibly racist, which is funny considering how often they brag about the movie being successful

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Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Wait. Hold it.
What if we just keep adding shit to the list?
Push it even further beyond and set up expectations.

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Anthony James
Anthony James

Liberals spend every waking moment of their lives trying to convince other people and themselves that they are not racist.
I can't even tell if that's a joke or not.
Logic is racist user
Someone had to have seen this film and picked it apart frame by frame for hours to get all of those, I pity them.

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

how does money actually end world hunger? you can't just buy more food you have to produce more food. then you have ship it preserve distribute it?

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

345 replies
Fug, I missed out on the shitposting. I'll still watch the movie anyway

Ayden King
Ayden King

it one of those dime a dozen straigh to tv protect the tree films, how do you think it ends?
kid likes a park
parks going to get changed into a something like a mall by an antagonsist
kid tries to stop it, gets help
antagonist deals soulcrushing blow
helpers lift kid up and they defeat the antagonist
everyone lives happily ever after
you have seen this movie before, nothing is going to be different. this is just a reference filled coat of paint.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Ahsoka Tano is seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
Star Wars Rebels: Ezra and Kanan are seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
MOTHER OF GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!! NO!!! NO PLEASE NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE!!! FUCK IT HURTS!!! EVERYTHING FYUJKING HURTS

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Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

I get why everyone is upset, but remember, you don't have to watch the movie.

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

It doesn't. The charity just pockets it all and says that they fed all the starving niglets. The MC apparently has the mind of a 12 year old, maybe he is 12 I can't be bothered to check.
someone shits on your porch
"you don't have to eat it"
I still have to smell it.

Tyler James
Tyler James

I'll still watch the movie anyway
Try it and you'll get the machete.

lol just turn off your brain gaiz. Its not that bad. Don't like it don't watch it. I want this to be a hit so we get more movies like it.
Nice try gay nigger faggot.

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Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

I still have to smell it.
No, you don't. Just stay here until the movie hype dies down, you'll forget about it eventually.

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

end world hunger
If infrastructure, logistics and social order has pretty much collapsed/is nonexistent outside, that would be impossible to accomplish, no matter how much money you throw at it.

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

I dont plan to, but that doesnt change that a lot of people will
and that it will probably be at least mildly popular
and im gonna have to listen to "remember when x showed up" by co-workers
or " you'll totally like its, its super geeky and you like that kind of stuff right?"
an don't forget the consequences of this shit becoming popular, ready for more BAZINGA?, cause that's whats going to fucking happen
I'll still watch the movie anyway
dont
3/10 ifell for it

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

That would be perfect to stream illegally here so we can all rage together.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

<keep your opinions to yourself and don't speak out against this thing I like
let the film have nothing but positive reception
Found the shill.

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Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

Has already been proposed several times. Hopefully Mark or /tv/ delivers with the streams.

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

and im gonna have to listen to "remember when x showed up" by co-workers
I'm used to that by now. The worst is when they start talking about video games like they know anything about them.

Found the shill.
/gamergoy/index.html

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Unfortunately I have to go outside and work. Being a wagie is fucking awful, at least once a day I have to tamp down the urge to suck-start a shotgun. The smell is the worst part, if you never smelt a jungle nigger I envy you. I am saving up money and preparing to get a telecommute job so I can live the NEET life forever.

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

Look, I don't want to rain on anyone's parade here but
The list is basically nothing but trolling at this point
It's on the cancerous wikia website, it's shitposters aving a giggle m8. This does not detract whatsoever from the absolutely cancerous fucking cringe/ragefest that the movie will be, I'm just pointing something that should be obvious to most anons (but apparently isn't or just no one cares): most of the list is just fucking wrong. If Evanescence didn't tip you off along with Bil Wilson and other things, well…
The movie is going to be a steaming pile of shit and the references are going to be gay retardation beyond comprehension, but it will be less terribly horrendous than the current list makes it look.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

I bet you buy and like EA games too you filthy mutt. Only thing worse is admitting you liked The Last Jedi.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

How can you push this further? They really have outdone themselves with cancer this time.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

tfw I contributed to that list

I think you've misunderstood. I hate it as well, I'm just going to watch it to revel in it. Not paying a dime, of course.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

but it will be less terribly horrendous than the current list makes it look.
Yeah no. Even if there are over 20 false things on that list, the pure amount of cringe is simply too much.

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

/gamergoy/
expects others to not think he's a shill
You only have yourself to blame after admitting you wanna watch the movie, you shill.

I checked other sites, so far I can't find anything on who appears in the final battle, but most of the cameos seem to be confirmed, like the RWBY one. Although I'm going to make a contribution of my own soon while the getting's good.

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James Brown
James Brown

Should we vandalize the wiki?

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

What's funny is that the film itself will be only remembered by "Did you see X, Y and Z in film?" and no-one will probably remember details of the film itself like the plot. So it dilutes any message the film itself might try to convey.

It'll be treated like some reference safari, picking apart what's mentioned while ignoring the scenery. But I guess that's what they're really banking on this time.

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

For the fucking naysayers

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

Go for it, I'm pretty sure it's been getting vandalized by anons for at least a few hours now.
I'm not saying it won't be a complete abortion, I'm simply telling anons not to freak out over things that sound like our nightmares come true. Like having Sans from Undertale in there, or Steven Universe, or whatever.

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

That thumbnail
Please God, end us all

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Leo Howard
Leo Howard

As obnoxious as the movie sounds, ti does kinda portray how a virtual world would look.

Have you seen VR chat? There's no shortage of references and copying of popular memes over and over. The avatars are all over the place.

You have faggots running around with the stupidest of "memes" - the white smiley face guy with the super logo, that just spams emoji particles. And somehow that's supposed to be funny. At least the uganda knuckles is derpy, organic and evolves (elements added over time by users - started with why are you running, then the sniffing and spitting were added, then the devil worship, queen search, no freese, etc..)

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

Don't worry user, the chinese think they're raising them up through their imperialism. They're pretty fucked without white money and protection.

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

mfw Doom is safe from this absolute cancer

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Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

I remember when they published this report. It wasn't suppressed. Why did you save a fake clickbait article about the report instead of the report itself?

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

What the actual fuck did I just watched?!

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

Samus
dancing
There is a lot of shit in that that pisses me off, but I cannot see past that

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Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

You can tell ever meme faggot who never played undertale a mile away because they have sans as some top tier god when the only real fighters in the whole game are asriel in his god of hyperdeath form, Undyne, and Asgore.

Fuck I hate casuals.

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

goes into a VR room
all the racist insults and slag you can think of goes on during the game
game ends, kicked back to lobby
everyone laughs and slaps eachother on the back and even points out "did you see that faggot get so assmad he dropped the flag? Talk about a dumbass"
point out that the shittalking is just part of the whole package and is just part of the psychological warfare

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

The fuck why these niggas throwin in my boy Freddy Freaker.

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Seinfeld
The movie opens with a stand-up comedy bit from Jerry Seinfeld from inside the Oasis, where Jerry asks "What's the deal with video games anyway?".

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Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

GET ANGRY, user!

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Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

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Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

I actually started looking at the image specifically to see it not being included.
WTF
Playing Island Troll Tribes while reading this thread.

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

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Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Remember when you were young and you thought that making a rpg maker game full of characters from other games and referrences could be cool, but after you grew up you looked it back and it make you cringe?

Lucas King
Lucas King

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James Long
James Long

I want to see Steven Kikeburg's pedophile fucking corpse burn to kosher ash in 6 million ovens.

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Elijah Young
Elijah Young

GET OUT YOU FUCKERS
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY VIDEOGAMES YOU FUCKING LOSER KIKE NIGGER SOYBOY BASTARDS
FUCK OFF

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William Roberts
William Roberts

liking shit wars

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

How can i edit the page?
I want to add a The Greatest Story Never Told reference

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

inb4 some asshole pirates the first torrent available and tries to stream it in cam quality

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

I'd be up for a epic vydia gaymes references drinking game

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

california practical effects from some spic.

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Some sad sack of shit from cuckchan doing the right thing

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Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

2nd pic is the first time i chuckled at a leftist's joke in around 5 years. not that i ever held back, they just weren't funny.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Jojo is now mainstream enough to qualify for normalfag references.
THE ANIME WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!

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Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

I'm not trusting anything until I see it for myself. Even still the blatant references eat at my soul on a level not seen since August 2014.

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Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

Pink Flamingo comes pretty close, Satan.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

FUCK THIS GAY SHIT, I JUST WANT TO SEE IT CRASH AND BURN WITHOUT ANY SURVIVORS. I WILL ORDER TWO TICKETS FOR ME AND MY FRIEND, JUST TO SEE THE RAGNAROCK OF GAMING.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

I want to see it crash and burn
So I will support it monetarily

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Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

So we are in hell? Makes sense then.

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Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

There's nothing wrong with pre-Disney SW

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

Even the prequels?
The first three are fine, charming space adventures, but the prequels are pure shit.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Sans appears
Not Undyne or Asgore, characters that can actually fight
How to detect shit-for-brains miles away. This was made by people who look at front-page memes and threw them in

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James Wilson
James Wilson

le prequels maymay
Gee who could be behind this post, you pleb faggot? But regardless, they are flawed. But the movies are overrated as all fucks. The real charm is in the vidya, tabletop, novels and comics which were adventurous and free of modern politics and diversity. Hell trannies were considered a mental disorder and were normally criminals who underwent surgery, unlike the new Disney comics and novels under Marvel and Wendig, which put as much focus as possible on moronic political pandering

archive.fo/YhzMC
Are you a fan of multi-ethnic casts of characters? How about powerful women inhabiting all kinds of roles in equal (if not greater) numbers than the male characters? Do you like aliens of all genders also being given prominent roles in narratives alongside the human characters? What about diverse sexual orientations? A wide array of ages and body types? Guess what, you’ll like the Star Wars comics, because they have all these things! I (and Ian) went into the diversity and awesomeness of the female characters previously, but it isn’t limited to female characters. One thing New Canon Star Wars in general and the comics in particular seek to do is create space for a wide variety of characters to feature prominently in their story lines. The same could be said of the personalizing of droid characters in canon. We see this in the C-3PO one-shot, The Phantom Limb, which is surprisingly moving.
When I was a young lass first watching the films, this was the kind of diverse representation of ethnicities, species, gender, age, and sexuality I could only dream of. Whether you like Jedi, pilots, smugglers, officers, or politicians, there’s an arc for you. Could there be more LGBT+ rep? Of course. I’d also love to see more neuroatypical and differently abled characters. But for a franchise that for decades was most heavily populated by white men, the diversity of the comics is pretty damn fantastic.

And don't even get me started on EA's fuckfest.

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Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

What a god awful site. It just a site full of rabid fans and SJWs who overpraise shit like this. Don't get me started on that article, some of her points are so insubstantial and shallow that don't have a DEEP explanation on why the comics are really "good". Marvel Comics are going downhill because how politicized the comics are.

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Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

I just wish they'd crash and burn already. Worst part is this garbage will probably be forever tied to Star Wars because trying to remove it would label anyone a bigot or some other such shit, or because garbage characters like Rey, Finn, etc actually have a following… Best thing to do would be to let the whole thing die in peace while it still has some semblance of dignity along with everything else that's been fucked over by modern media.

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Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

shitting on prequels is jewish
what?

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Where did I say that? Shitting on the prequels like the worst shit to ever be conceived is something a stereotypical RLM fag would do. The prequels were always recognized as being flawed and in need of improvement, but after RLM made their shitty review of them, everyone grew a massive hate boner for them, and some even started calling them racist and sexist. Shit like that is what probably motivated George to sale to the (((Mouse))) and his cronies (Spielberg also probably had a hand in that).

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Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

This guy said:
There's nothing wrong with pre-Disney SW
I replied with :
Even the prequels?
And then you jumped in and called me a kike:
le prequels maymay
Gee who could be behind this post, you pleb faggot?

So what's up nigger?

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

RLM? As in RedLetterMedia?

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

But shitting on the prequels is a pretty jewish thing to do since Yidsney, JJ, Spielberg and the rest of their lot want to make sure normalfags hate the prequels as much as possible to make their shitty new films look better, which in actuality have a higher percentage of jewyness overall on J-DAR (which was mysteriously shut down) when compared to the OT and the PT (with the PT practically close to 0%), while the new films are far over 50% on the J-DAR.

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Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin


image is not enough to give it away
Seriously? Are there any other fucks who go by that acronym? Also, vid-related is a reminder that RLM supports the government inserting RFID chips into your body to track your location at all times.

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

which was mysteriously shut down
When did this happen?

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

its barely been a day and the thread's already slowed down tremendously
Thanks a lot Mark. You killed the board.

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Leave Mark alone. He just wants to eat cake and play with overpriced cardboard.

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Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Fuck if I know.

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

Just because hipsters and jews are supposed to hate it doesn't make them good movies.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Scary movie 1 and 2 were actually good and 3 was ok, it had some some good scenes. You have a point for 4 and all the other parody movies.

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

I don't disagree. Watched 1 while a little high with a friend couple of months ago, thought it was hilarious and very silly, especially with the outdated jokes and references when was the last time you heard anybody mention fucking Prince?. Watched 2 completely sober and it was ok, but I still cringed at the same gags I did when it first came out. 3 was a noticeable drop, that's when I stopped being indifferent about Movies and started outright despising them.

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

This could be fake maybe. Battleborne and Chappie are pretty "out there".

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

2 is absolute garbage, having some of the worst cinematography of all the Scary Movies combined, but it did have a few amusing jokes. 3 was far better than 2, but that's not saying much, but it got many giggles out of me. 4 is like 2, weak overall but a few amusing jokes.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

Liberals are normalfags

Normalfags don't consume any entertainment except marvel cinematic universe and harry potter. If something has not happened to appease them within either of these series, it doesn't fucking exist. It doesn't matter if there's a bunch of black superheroes already like blade and such, "What's blade?" they'll say.

tl;dr they're highly gullible idiots who got tricked by a marketing campaign into watching a mediocre at best movie because of political litmus bullshit, like with ghostbusters.

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

Fuck. The dyke from Overwatch is practically in every VR scene. Why the fuck is Overwatch getting shilled more? As if this movie wasn't looking bad enough.

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