Counter Strike Gamenight: clean bread edition

Counter-Strike 1.6 off-weekend gamenight
FUNC_VEHICLE and no drama edition.

Where to get it?
Legitfags: store.steampowered.com/app/10/CounterStrike/
Piratefags: mega.nz/#!FbBD2IyJ!ONvCQFJEQhfUOwNAI-SC-Wnc1WrTVUfiv10d6BD6VSg

Installation
Piratefags (Windows): Unzip and run Counter-Strike.bat
Piratefags (GNU + Linux): You have to use Wine or another emulator

How to join
Legitfags: Add breakyourkneecaps.club to your favourites, or open console and type connect breakyourkneecaps.club
Piratefags: Server should be in your favourite servers tab already, connect using console if it's not there

Other urls found in this thread:

breakyourkneecaps.club/mapcycle.txt
cswarzone.com/cs/
files.catbox.moe/foa77g.rar
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Thank you, please keep drama in the other thread. Just focus on having fun.

Don't tell me what to do, quads man.

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we sure did last night

REMINDER
you can relive the awesome gamenights even after they are over! head over to breakyourkneecaps.club/demos and snatch the .dem files, put them to your cstrike folder then open console and type playdemo filenamehere.dem

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That's what important.

For the rest of the weekend at least can we'll try and focus on playing video games, if anyone really can't hold it in or missed out on what was going on go and check out >>>/vg/ and someone will fill you in. Keep this thread relatively on-topic though.

Not that I'm saying to move there permanently mind or whatever, just take the meta stuff there.

how about just focusing on vidya games

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you can also post it in

sounds good

> >>>/vg/
What is the point of a /vg/ if all the generals are on Holla Forums anyway?

mark free

Good point

This isn't video games posting anons.

a bit of banter is fine

Apparently /vg/ is now for all vidya, not just generals. Stop taking me off-topic.
Did anyone save the OC from the last thread before the mass deletion/banwave? If so please post it so I can get a copy.

What OC?

Screenshots and recordings mostly. The one of that dude who fell out of the plane without even getting shot first for example.

Oh the old thread is here for anyone who missed it but I warn you it's mostly meta drama

Would it be okay if I joined even though I'm shit

Only if you have good stuff to mic-spam.

Keep to Counter-Strike lad, take that stuff to >>>/vg/ or the Holla Forums meta thread.

You don't need to post it constantly

I do since apparently anons can't read.

7 fags on

Oh, make that 11. Apparently I forgot to hit refresh.

Is that download fucky for anyone else?
My game keeps minimizing on its own, and the HUD is kinda broken.

It's also here on Holla Forums, feel free to repost it on /vg/ though.

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If you were as fat as Mark it would be a perfect simulation of reality.

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He could just use hooktube instead

12 PEOPLE ON

Still connects you directly to Google's servers.

I am taking a shower and then I am joining.

Downloadan'
Time to suck a little

Incoming pub banter

Please respond

Academics pls.

This map blows.

How many players on ATM?

This way too boring
Is the chat muted? i just joined

16

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Are you running it windowed? Try doing fullscreen. Or the other way around I guess.

Try fixing your resolution, if that doesn't help then windowed and if that doesn't help then idk, there probably is nothing wrong with the download because several anons got it from there and it works

Let's hope this map is better

nominate a better map wiht `nommenu` if you want, faggot

21/32
players

chat is enabled

just added 20 new maps

Mind to give names or links to them?

breakyourkneecaps.club/mapcycle.txt

22 fags on

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Care to add Zombie Maps?

The white spray is mine.

ohh man, I miss custom sprays. Didn't valve recently add paid sprays or something like that in cs:go? The fact that it's paid is cancer but you can't even edit them. What's the point of using premade shit?

Here's some webms from yesterday I never had time to make.

>already three (((deleted))) posts
Off to a good start


All I have is thumbnails sadly

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Here's the rest

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Original of that spray pl0x

are you gonna post a cum-tribute afterwards?

Maybe

Server crash from RLDRS FUCKING SHIT NIGGER BEAT MUSIC FOR RETARDS.
Joe Rogan Experience #1035 - Paul Stamets

there hasnt been a single crash yet joe rogane

Help me figure out how to get the custom sprays working because I'm losing my mind.
Followed a few guides online but it ain't doing shit.
Using HL Tag Converter, resized image and converted to .wad, named to tempdecal, checked write-only, copied to counterstrike folder and still getting the orange lambda in game.

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currently downloading, if virus im unironically an hero

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ok the thing wont run, neither .bat or .exe
wat do? am noob pls help

you got aids

RIP

I am downloading 4 tb of dolphin porn into your pc

yeah man, I have no idea either I've tried everything but no luck pls help

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I though the Holla Forums community consisted of hardcore gamers

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just dodging ur headshots

I never have because i had no idea there was any reason to, does it increase accuracy?

Time to bully.

It does but only a little. You still have to shoot in bursts anyway but you no longer have the mobility and protection that comes from it.

What are the IP addresses?

come on dont be an asshole

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I think we all learned something valuable about garfield today

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shut the FUCK up

no

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These celeb leaks have to be fake. But they released those themselves.

don't you end up downloading it if you join the server?

Thinking about joining in (don't think I've played 1.6 in over a decade), are you running the standard maps or am I going to be having to learn the layouts of some stupid meme maps constantly?

the thing starts and immediately closes when I run the bat, on win10, tried comp. settings, didn't work, any advice?

Are you playing on a very small or very large resolution? Sometimes it helps to manually set one in the config file if that's the case.

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I am not playing anything at all, the thing won't launch, thats the problem: it opens and closes in

link to source

smh

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It's a cuckchan refugee.

fellow linuxfags I'm on arch, and I dunno how to run the .bat file through wine due to being a pleb, so how do I do that? Do I even need to?

wine?

wine cmd.exe

windows emulator for linux, what macfags/linuxfags use but I don't know how to run the counterstrike.bat file

It just contains some launch parameters for hl.exe:

hl.exe -steam -game cstrike -noforcemparms -noforcemaccel -console
I also use -window and -noborder

i got it to launch, but then I changed resolution, now it wont launch again, fuck..
also chat doesnt show up, and config doesn't work, despite rebinding
i dont think it was worth installing

Use an emulator, Wine is a good one.

bait but i still bite

Look user if they didn't want people to make this type of mistake they should put a warning somewhere obviously like in the name.

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What's with the PirateFags version, how was it made ?

its one of the more popular and clean counter-strike pirate clients, its taken from here cswarzone.com/cs/

3 niggers on join up

it says in the update logs that they removed advertisements just recently lmao

4 nigs now
get in here

8 nigs now owo

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Still playing? You people have some stamina.

No need to use Wine, CS 1.6 runs natively.

mega?

...

Come and play with us please.

I think I played for like 8 hours yesterday. It was a lot of fun playing 1.6 again, I haven't played it since I was a kid and completely stopped caring about CS after GO was released.
And surprisingly I didn't even completely suck at it.

This is the single worst fucking maplist ever. No Inferno, no westwood, no mirage, no nuke. What fucking planet is this shit host from?

but there are other maps, it's just that no one nominates them, lol

I bailed eventually because it was just shit maps. Not even fun maps for loads of people, just meme car shit.

Server fucked off for a while and now we're back to some meme cs_ark map.

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Most of the maps are garbage. It's 90% func vehicle shit because half the players have never played CS 1.6 but they have heard of the retarded meme so they vote for said func vehicle shit. There are actually good func vehicle maps but most of these are shit.
There are maps, but most of the maps are garbage.

actually its not so bad

Actually it's totally shit for this few players.

then you should suggest some good maps, all the meme maps are on due to popular demand

that was to add ut sounds and no slowdown on bhop for the final day of the gamenight

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I see. Thanks.

At least the layout was simple enough to easily find each other.

I already did, add the fucking default maps like mirage, nuke, survivor and inferno.

already done, i forgot they are not in the default mapcycle the game ships with

...

Add vehicle and knife maps please? I'm still around and 4 other people too.

Healthy bump for more players. Yes?

How many on?

About 8 of us. Everyone is pretty chill.

files.catbox.moe/foa77g.rar
Here you go since you asked.

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there are 16 people, now

We need more anons.

14 players now

17 now

Unpacking now, will get on soon

I'm in

Can you enable chat?

Check your keybinds.

I'm out for this one.

Bump for more anons. It's a 32 person server.

Really fun, server well populated.
It has been a quite successful gamenight.

you cant do cs wrong, even though the host tried his hardest with shitty custom maps one after another

To his credit, I'm pretty sure he went of the previous server the last time it was hosted and built off of that, which had shit like woohoo_cars and that trash.

I had fun.

Is this supposed to be fun?

Come on dude.

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its over go home

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Shitposting in chat is fun.

you're a bit late

what about a warcraft 3 server remember that shit that shit was fun