For those of you who don't know, Scenes from a Hat is a game where we take suggestions from the audience for our players to act out and draw them at random from the hat.
Starting us off is "Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife."
Not videogames. This is about "board culture" and inside jokes, and not VIDEOGAMES
Reported.
Nathan Long
Brings in the money.
Here comes the fun police.
Ryan Parker
I can't call the wife a greedy money grubbing cunt can I?
Nathan Mitchell
"Thank god she's not canadian!"
Aaron Anderson
They charge me a lot, but it's worth it when they put out
Hudson Brown
He exists.
Brandon Cruz
...
Samuel Bell
Ubishit's pet nigger (aisha tyler) actually hosts the current seasons of Whose line is it anyways. I'm not even joking.
Adrian Foster
They somehow DOWNGRADED from having a fat Jew host the show. That's pretty impressive
Xavier James
They actually put something out more then once a decade.
Isaiah White
They know how to make money.
And Ryan Styles makes anti-Trump jokes now, and not even funny ones
At least you could make fun of Drew Carey. They don't dare crack any black, women or hell, any potentially offensive jokes about her.
Adam Moore
give them enough money and they'll always bend over and take it.
Jonathan Peterson
I recall the original Whose Line lineup had a nog (I think his name was Wade?) And he was fucking hilarious. I haven't seen the new show but it looks like the new host is just a cringey uncharismatic nigger who nobody wants to offend and was probably put up to it on diversity hire.
Hudson Morales
Drew Carey is jewish?
Jeremiah Allen
"Wow, it's a real sausage fest in there isn't it?"
Robert Powell
Aisha Tyler was a terrible fucking addition to the show. She doesn't even have the decency of being funny like Wayne was. Also that whole thing of bringing in athletes and shit into the show is so shoehorned. They're there only to go "wow heehee" and nothing else.
Xavier Howard
Just looked it up and apparently not. He always came across as a Jew to me with his nasally voice but I guess I was wrong
It doesn't help that stand up comedy is literally dead in the current year as comedians just became soulless mothpeaces for their personal politics. Old Whose Line had some legit comedian guest stars like Robin Williams, but that was a different time I guess.
Cooper Morris
Yeah, Wayne Brady. He was fine. They'd always get him to sing, I remember. Dude could also actually take a joke, remember he did stereotypical african accents on a few occasions.
Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that), Luke Mochrie, went tranny, and now Colin has to go around talking about how much he loves "her".
Bloody hell. I remember when they had actual comedians as guests when one of the regulars couldn't be there. Robin Williams was in a few episodes.
Easton Garcia
Knows the difference between a full join and a self join
Ethan Ramirez
Jesus,how depressing that must be for him,and he probably can't tell his son what he actually thinks about him or he'd be labeled a bigot.
Damn that's depressing as fuck. Colins brand of comedy was a little too direct for my taste but he sure as fuck deserves better than that. His performance on the show was incredible. Especially with Ryan
At what point do you lack so much self awareness that you look in the mirror and think you look like anything but a blow up doll with 5'o'clock shadow dressed like that
The Deprivilegizer: Fires a rainbow beam that instantly slays enemies that are straight, male, or white. Runs on love of diversity.
Isaac Kelly
"The lootboxer" A melee weapon that when it kills enemies, it randomizes all loot while money is transferred directly from your bank account to the devs' wallets.
The prick. It's a small needle filled with HIV. It's ineffective at saving you, but you can die peacefully knowing that your enemy will slowly suffer as his white blood cells and immune system are completely destroyed, and they will meet a slow agonizing end.
Landon Cruz
A keyblade that doesn't ulock chastity belts.
Juan Rogers
shemale dicks shit
Jordan Powell
A gun shaped like a bullet that shoots bullets shaped like guns.
"Don't use the consumables on me, the next boss is a motherfucker"
Mason Anderson
Lolbertarianism is the ideology for the user, the normalfag and degenerate who falls for such shit as in the webm doesn't deserve freedom.
James Smith
"LET US END THIS NOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL!" (and then the boss's defeat is followed by a boss rush of earlier bosses followed by final boss going through 2-3 forms)
Done right this is not only going to frustrate people with the final battle that isn't, but it is also great bait to get someone to blow all the resources they were saving for the final boss before the final battle.
You can buy our company, but the product rights actually belong to the individual developers and none of us are under contract. PLEASE BUY.
Matthew Brown
Great timing! We just upgraded everyone's severance and pension packages.
Juan Evans
We have first option exclusive publishing contracts with the following [non-EA] companies for all our products and services released in the next 10 years and all our employees are working under contract in exchange for gross income dividends.
Sebastian Morales
I loved doing this back in original Counter-Strike.
It's amazing how these things all come together. I haven't felt such a twang of depression and guilt for a show and its crew going downhill since the Simpsons.
Ryan Turner
Yep. Holla Forums is getting hit pretty hard by fucking 4kids lately. Holla Forums is already kill. Holla Forums has gone to shit 100%. Holla Forums imploded when hotwheels lost control of the site. Holla Forums is getting invaded too. There are a number of smaller boards that are still doing fine though.
Words cannot describe my hatred for current year Holla Forums. There's shitposters, and every board has shitposters. But Holla Forums is literally overrun with legitimate retards. People like MikeeUSA and Terry Davis being former-posters probably attracted other legitimately retarded posters. Now discussion of actual technology is completely taboo to them
Xavier Rivera
You what? Although I agree Holla Forums is fucking awful. It could be worse: it could be as bad as Holla Forums.
Josiah Williams
Or /a/ :^)
Xavier Roberts
cuckchanners at it again
Luke Bailey
Holla Forums was always shit. The only difference is that back then you had the very occasional good thread with a handful of informative posters, but it was always filled with retards.
Mason Bennett
I think they just ran out of ways to shout at how much better FOSS is than anything else.
Nicholas Sullivan
Like what?
Luke Gutierrez
you forgot to mention Holla Forums that's basically /bv/ at this point
Parker Cooper
So here we have the kind of poster who approves of the cancer that is killing Holla Forums because in his revisionist history Holla Forums was always cancer. Truth is, Holla Forums used to be decent at first. The whole point of Holla Forums was to leave the /g/ cancer behind at >>>/g/. Slowly idiots came but it stayed decent with the occasional quality thread. Now it's cancer central because the cancer came after Holla Forums and refused to understand that Holla Forums's board culture is not the same as 4chan's retard shitposting central ways.
You know how every so often on Holla Forums when you start a perfectly decent thread idiots come in and sage loudly for no real reason? Holla Forums has attained peak hipster like that where they're overrun with idiots too cool to discuss Holla Forums because as know-it-all retards they are more interested in signalling how beneath them serious threads are than they are interested in actual fucking intelligent discourse. The trouble with Holla Forums boards is that on imageboards they easily attract the idiots who believe they are intelligent and need to prove it because their idea of being smart is acting dismissive, bored, contemptuous, and disaffected all the time. They think IQ is having a fucking attitude problem. They infest threads and destroy a lot of discussions and they frequently endorse completely stupid ways of handling shit because they're too cool to care or even know what they're on about.
I never kept up with Holla Forums (or /a/), but I'll take your word on it.
Julian Morales
It was always filled with retards, the majority of Holla Forums is retarded at tech and that's the population we had in the exodus, then 4/pol/ came to put the last nail in the coffin. It was always shit, but now it's even shittier than before.