Scenes from a Hat - Holla Forums Edition

Aiden King
Aiden King

For those of you who don't know, Scenes from a Hat is a game where we take suggestions from the audience for our players to act out and draw them at random from the hat.

Starting us off is "Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife."

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Carson Parker
Carson Parker

"Things OP enjoys putting in his mouth."

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

Not videogames.
This is about "board culture" and inside jokes, and not VIDEOGAMES

Reported.

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Brings in the money.
Here comes the fun police.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

I can't call the wife a greedy money grubbing cunt can I?

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

"Thank god she's not canadian!"

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

They charge me a lot, but it's worth it when they put out

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

He exists.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

I bought lots of shares in it!

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

Ubishit's pet nigger (aisha tyler) actually hosts the current seasons of Whose line is it anyways.
I'm not even joking.

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

They somehow DOWNGRADED from having a fat Jew host the show. That's pretty impressive

Xavier James
Xavier James

They actually put something out more then once a decade.

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

They know how to make money.

And Ryan Styles makes anti-Trump jokes now, and not even funny ones

At least you could make fun of Drew Carey. They don't dare crack any black, women or hell, any potentially offensive jokes about her.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

give them enough money and they'll always bend over and take it.

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

They don't dare crack any black, women or hell, any potentially offensive jokes about her.
I recall the original Whose Line lineup had a nog (I think his name was Wade?) And he was fucking hilarious. I haven't seen the new show but it looks like the new host is just a cringey uncharismatic nigger who nobody wants to offend and was probably put up to it on diversity hire.

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Drew Carey is jewish?

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

"Wow, it's a real sausage fest in there isn't it?"

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

At least you could make fun of Drew Carey
Aisha Tyler was a terrible fucking addition to the show. She doesn't even have the decency of being funny like Wayne was.
Also that whole thing of bringing in athletes and shit into the show is so shoehorned. They're there only to go "wow heehee" and nothing else.

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

Just looked it up and apparently not. He always came across as a Jew to me with his nasally voice but I guess I was wrong
Also that whole thing of bringing in athletes and shit into the show is so shoehorned. They're there only to go "wow heehee" and nothing else.
It doesn't help that stand up comedy is literally dead in the current year as comedians just became soulless mothpeaces for their personal politics. Old Whose Line had some legit comedian guest stars like Robin Williams, but that was a different time I guess.

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Yeah, Wayne Brady. He was fine. They'd always get him to sing, I remember. Dude could also actually take a joke, remember he did stereotypical african accents on a few occasions.

Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that), Luke Mochrie, went tranny, and now Colin has to go around talking about how much he loves "her".

Bloody hell. I remember when they had actual comedians as guests when one of the regulars couldn't be there. Robin Williams was in a few episodes.

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife.

Knows the difference between a full join and a self join

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that), Luke Mochrie, went tranny, and now Colin has to go around talking about how much he loves "her".

Jesus,how depressing that must be for him,and he probably can't tell his son what he actually thinks about him or he'd be labeled a bigot.

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Carson White
Carson White

Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that)
Damn that's depressing as fuck. Colins brand of comedy was a little too direct for my taste but he sure as fuck deserves better than that. His performance on the show was incredible. Especially with Ryan

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

Enjoy.

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Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

I will not enjoy,i will hate.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

Open webm
See demon spawn from hell sitting next to Colin
immediately close webm

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Jacob James
Jacob James

nice little thing about acceptance
his kid looks like a two bit crackwhore
kill_all_the_gays_and_the_faggots.mp4

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

At what point do you lack so much self awareness that you look in the mirror and think you look like anything but a blow up doll with 5'o'clock shadow dressed like that

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

You just can't appreciate true beauty,user

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Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

Can you make the game more fun and have less repetition?

The only Mochrie I can see is of life itself.

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

Pretty good if you pretend he still has his inner comedian and it's just satire.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

And you made this thread depressing, congratulations.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

Unfortunately it seems that OP fucked off so it's dead anyway.

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

Unfortunately it seems that OP fucked off so it's dead anyway.
Fuck it, I'll take over then.
"Unexpected things to see at this year's E3."

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Luke Watson
Luke Watson

Fun games.

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

be the son of an improv god
flush genetics away by mutilating your penis

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Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

Myself

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

It's an MDE sketch from a parallel universe.
An older series getting a sequel that isn't a soulless cash-grab.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Anyone who went to see games and not movies

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

The collective announcement from AAA devs: "We're not scumbags, we're just stupid"

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Unexpected things to see at this year's E3.
Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to present Half-life 3, coming exclusively to VR

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

A decent PC exclusive.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Westwood Studios making a comeback.

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

An end to DLC in favor of a return to patch content and classic expansions.

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

Talent
Original ideas
Politics-free climate

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Not bad, not bad.
"Hit verses from the Broadway musical about Ubisoft."

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Jason Cook
Jason Cook

"This game was so damn bad it made me want to scour an actual fucking telephone tower"

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Aishhaaaa~
I wanna eatchaaa~

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

I will climb 500 watchtowers

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

"When you think your open world ideas are lame, look to Montreal as they are a Far Cry from making a good game"

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

ITS TIME TO SHAKE YOUR MEMES FOR #METOOGIRLWOOD

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

ASSASSINS CREED RAP NIGGA
MMMM
WE WUZ KINGS

Jeremiah Walker
Jeremiah Walker

Collin is really dead inside

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Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

"If Movieblob attained political office:

Gave me a good chuckle dubsman

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Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

He would be a mix between Trudeau and Chris Christie. Lets not look into the abyss now

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

I can hear it in my head

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

"Today in the news, Congressman Bob Chipman was convicted of conspiracy to commit 'genocide on the brainlets', but let off on a plea of insanity"

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Congressman Bob Chipman tries to pass bill demanding Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian to notice him at least once every week and fails for the 3rd time in a year.

William Carter
William Carter

Ren fulfilling his promise

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Booth babes.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

"Indie game concepts doomed to fail."

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Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Vanilla porn game.

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

Good fun 3D platformer, made on a reasonable budget, ahead of schedule, well optimized and with a consistent, appealing art style.

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

GTA with gun control laws.

David Turner
David Turner

Walking simulator

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

None, because they'll never get developed.

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

Any game where you didn't suck off the rest of the indie clique

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

GTA with gun control laws.
Don't forget obeying traffic laws.

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Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

NEET simulator

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

Didn't Mafia do something like that? If you sped or ran red lights or something like that, the police would start following you and try to ticket you.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

It's gonna be an old school throwback to early 2ks arena shooters

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

I think the Driver series did that too, aside from the dream jumper spinoff.

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

"World's worst new vidya weapon idea"

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Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

A gun that's loaded with a blade and you shoot the blade out of the gun at people.

William Long
William Long

A weapon that turns reverses the enemy's gender, but not sex, so it has a 1 in 5 chance of killing itself.

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

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Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

The Deprivilegizer: Fires a rainbow beam that instantly slays enemies that are straight, male, or white. Runs on love of diversity.

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

"The lootboxer" A melee weapon that when it kills enemies, it randomizes all loot while money is transferred directly from your bank account to the devs' wallets.

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

to the devs' wallets.
devs getting money from lootboxes
now that's a funny joke

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

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Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

And that's why you don't cut your own webm's…

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

You rang?

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Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

This kind of garbage turns you from a lolbertarian into a nazi so fast.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

open webm
it's a man wearing bright lipstick, tights and heels
grit my teeth and suck air through them and pause the webm
.>>14487401
remember when Eddie Izzard was a comedian who dressed up like a woman just because it was funny?

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Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

not sure how that period got there

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

The prick. It's a small needle filled with HIV. It's ineffective at saving you, but you can die peacefully knowing that your enemy will slowly suffer as his white blood cells and immune system are completely destroyed, and they will meet a slow agonizing end.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

A keyblade that doesn't ulock chastity belts.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

shemale dicks
shit

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

A gun shaped like a bullet that shoots bullets shaped like guns.

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

RABBIDS CONFIRMED FOR SMASH

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

My god what a disaster

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Daniel Price
Daniel Price

plEASE SPOILER

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Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

UAB 2

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Wasn't he on TGWTG?

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

"The Pence Offense"
-Stuns enemies on hit
-90% chance to cure gayness
-10% chance to cause permanent brain damage
-Strong against Homosexuals

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

100 points for sending my sides to space.

"First drafts of lines said by the final boss:"

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Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

You're fired.

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Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

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Julian Torres
Julian Torres

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Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

still that version that cuts off at the end
why is this still allowed?

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Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

Because there is no other version?

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

that's bullshit, I have the full version

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

Well post it then.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

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Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

"That's a huge sword you've got there."

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

"Don't use the consumables on me, the next boss is a motherfucker"

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Lolbertarianism is the ideology for the user, the normalfag and degenerate who falls for such shit as in the webm doesn't deserve freedom.

James Smith
James Smith

"LET US END THIS NOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL!" (and then the boss's defeat is followed by a boss rush of earlier bosses followed by final boss going through 2-3 forms)

Done right this is not only going to frustrate people with the final battle that isn't, but it is also great bait to get someone to blow all the resources they were saving for the final boss before the final battle.

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FO- wait nevermind, management just called to say the execs moved our deadline forward
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, HAVE SOME QTEs!

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

"Things you don't want to hear at the end of a raid."

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Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Let's play again tommorow

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Sorry for being AFK, what did I miss?

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

Wanna go again?

William Allen
William Allen

"thanks for letting my little brother play with you guys, hope he wasn't a problem."

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

'Least I have chicken

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Is it time for my cummies now, daddy?

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

the_furry_vengeance: haha you guys are fun
the_furry_vengeance: mind if i add you to friends

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

is it over yet?i need to dilate

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

That's [class] gear, I need it for my alt.

John Jackson
John Jackson

server will shutdown in five minutes

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

I've never played WoW before, what is this?

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

"I know that we've been at this for 3 hours now, but I will not kick my wife from the static, please stop asking"

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

Can we do it again? I missed my chance to loot.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife
they suck

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Things you can say when you are caught cutting base content to sell it as DLC

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Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

"the content wasn't actually finished, we swear"

Michael Young
Michael Young

Have a free skin for your character, see we can't be cutting content if we give you things for free!

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

It just works

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Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

If you buy the $80 season pass, all dlc is free. We won't tell you how much dlc will be released, though.

Evan Price
Evan Price

"Well if you had just gotten our next stretch goal, this wouldn't have been a problem!"

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

"You just hate gays"

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

We like to think of content as foreskins

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Our content is a gender fluid free spirit and xe can decide whether or not xe is base content or DLC

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Things you can say to an EA representative while trying to avoid a hostile takeover

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Liam Cox
Liam Cox

No one even remotely likes our IPs.

Jason Long
Jason Long

Gay-ems? We only make PEZ dispensers here.

Owen Green
Owen Green

What's a DLC?

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

'and over here is mr Gambino,our local Union representative'

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Justin Hall
Justin Hall

"This loot crate system you propose is insensitive to people with a gambling addiction, and I am offended on their behalf. Stop oppressing me!"

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

I'm a communist, therefore i hate money, therefore i am not interested in your money

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

I kek'd.

Reasonable means to speed up an escort mission

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Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

"Last one to Stavros has to buy the beer."

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

"If you move your ass, we'll do overtime."

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James Thomas
James Thomas

Install the pirated version that already has the "speed up escort" DLC.

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Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

"We have a financial and fiduciary obligation to our stockholders."

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

I'd like scenes from this hat

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Parker Hall
Parker Hall

You can buy our company, but the product rights actually belong to the individual developers and none of us are under contract. PLEASE BUY.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Great timing! We just upgraded everyone's severance and pension packages.

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

We have first option exclusive publishing contracts with the following [non-EA] companies for all our products and services released in the next 10 years and all our employees are working under contract in exchange for gross income dividends.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Is friendly fire on?
I loved doing this back in original Counter-Strike.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Cheat codes.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

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David Collins
David Collins

white loli korra

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Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

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Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

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Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

Drew Carry was a pretty solid host tbh.
(a former Channel Awesome contributor at that)
It's amazing how these things all come together. I haven't felt such a twang of depression and guilt for a show and its crew going downhill since the Simpsons.

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

Yep. Holla Forums is getting hit pretty hard by fucking 4kids lately. /tech/ is already kill. /b/ has gone to shit 100%. /pol/ imploded when hotwheels lost control of the site. Holla Forums is getting invaded too. There are a number of smaller boards that are still doing fine though.

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

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Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

/tech/ is already kill
Words cannot describe my hatred for current year /tech/. There's shitposters, and every board has shitposters. But /tech/ is literally overrun with legitimate retards. People like MikeeUSA and Terry Davis being former-posters probably attracted other legitimately retarded posters. Now discussion of actual technology is completely taboo to them

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

acting like no-one has called Erin white Korra before
You what? Although I agree /tech/ is fucking awful. It could be worse: it could be as bad as /tv/.

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

Or /a/
:^)

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

cuckchanners at it again

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

/tech/ was always shit. The only difference is that back then you had the very occasional good thread with a handful of informative posters, but it was always filled with retards.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

I think they just ran out of ways to shout at how much better FOSS is than anything else.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Now discussion of actual technology is completely taboo to them

Like what?

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

you forgot to mention /tv/ that's basically /bv/ at this point

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

So here we have the kind of poster who approves of the cancer that is killing /tech/ because in his revisionist history /tech/ was always cancer. Truth is, /tech/ used to be decent at first. The whole point of /tech/ was to leave the /g/ cancer behind at /g/index.html. Slowly idiots came but it stayed decent with the occasional quality thread. Now it's cancer central because the cancer came after /tech/ and refused to understand that Holla Forums's board culture is not the same as 4chan's retard shitposting central ways.

You know how every so often on Holla Forums when you start a perfectly decent thread idiots come in and sage loudly for no real reason? /tech/ has attained peak hipster like that where they're overrun with idiots too cool to discuss /tech/ because as know-it-all retards they are more interested in signalling how beneath them serious threads are than they are interested in actual fucking intelligent discourse. The trouble with /tech/ boards is that on imageboards they easily attract the idiots who believe they are intelligent and need to prove it because their idea of being smart is acting dismissive, bored, contemptuous, and disaffected all the time. They think IQ is having a fucking attitude problem. They infest threads and destroy a lot of discussions and they frequently endorse completely stupid ways of handling shit because they're too cool to care or even know what they're on about.

I never kept up with /tv/ (or /a/), but I'll take your word on it.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Truth is, /tech/ used to be decent at first.
It was always filled with retards, the majority of Holla Forums is retarded at tech and that's the population we had in the exodus, then 4/pol/ came to put the last nail in the coffin.
It was always shit, but now it's even shittier than before.

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