Scenes from a Hat - Holla Forums Edition

For those of you who don't know, Scenes from a Hat is a game where we take suggestions from the audience for our players to act out and draw them at random from the hat.

Starting us off is "Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife."

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"Things OP enjoys putting in his mouth."

Not videogames.
This is about "board culture" and inside jokes, and not VIDEOGAMES

Reported.

Brings in the money.


Here comes the fun police.

I can't call the wife a greedy money grubbing cunt can I?

"Thank god she's not canadian!"

They charge me a lot, but it's worth it when they put out

He exists.

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Ubishit's pet nigger (aisha tyler) actually hosts the current seasons of Whose line is it anyways.
I'm not even joking.

They somehow DOWNGRADED from having a fat Jew host the show. That's pretty impressive

They actually put something out more then once a decade.

They know how to make money.


And Ryan Styles makes anti-Trump jokes now, and not even funny ones


At least you could make fun of Drew Carey. They don't dare crack any black, women or hell, any potentially offensive jokes about her.

give them enough money and they'll always bend over and take it.

I recall the original Whose Line lineup had a nog (I think his name was Wade?) And he was fucking hilarious. I haven't seen the new show but it looks like the new host is just a cringey uncharismatic nigger who nobody wants to offend and was probably put up to it on diversity hire.

Drew Carey is jewish?

"Wow, it's a real sausage fest in there isn't it?"

Aisha Tyler was a terrible fucking addition to the show. She doesn't even have the decency of being funny like Wayne was.
Also that whole thing of bringing in athletes and shit into the show is so shoehorned. They're there only to go "wow heehee" and nothing else.

Just looked it up and apparently not. He always came across as a Jew to me with his nasally voice but I guess I was wrong

It doesn't help that stand up comedy is literally dead in the current year as comedians just became soulless mothpeaces for their personal politics. Old Whose Line had some legit comedian guest stars like Robin Williams, but that was a different time I guess.

Yeah, Wayne Brady. He was fine. They'd always get him to sing, I remember. Dude could also actually take a joke, remember he did stereotypical african accents on a few occasions.

Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that), Luke Mochrie, went tranny, and now Colin has to go around talking about how much he loves "her".


Bloody hell. I remember when they had actual comedians as guests when one of the regulars couldn't be there. Robin Williams was in a few episodes.

Knows the difference between a full join and a self join

Jesus,how depressing that must be for him,and he probably can't tell his son what he actually thinks about him or he'd be labeled a bigot.

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Damn that's depressing as fuck. Colins brand of comedy was a little too direct for my taste but he sure as fuck deserves better than that. His performance on the show was incredible. Especially with Ryan

Enjoy.

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I will not enjoy,i will hate.

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kill_all_the_gays_and_the_faggots.mp4

At what point do you lack so much self awareness that you look in the mirror and think you look like anything but a blow up doll with 5'o'clock shadow dressed like that

You just can't appreciate true beauty,user

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Can you make the game more fun and have less repetition?


The only Mochrie I can see is of life itself.

Pretty good if you pretend he still has his inner comedian and it's just satire.

And you made this thread depressing, congratulations.

Unfortunately it seems that OP fucked off so it's dead anyway.

Fuck it, I'll take over then.

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Fun games.

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Myself

It's an MDE sketch from a parallel universe.

An older series getting a sequel that isn't a soulless cash-grab.

Anyone who went to see games and not movies

The collective announcement from AAA devs: "We're not scumbags, we're just stupid"

Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to present Half-life 3, coming exclusively to VR

A decent PC exclusive.

Westwood Studios making a comeback.

An end to DLC in favor of a return to patch content and classic expansions.

Talent
Original ideas
Politics-free climate

Not bad, not bad.

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"This game was so damn bad it made me want to scour an actual fucking telephone tower"

Aishhaaaa~
I wanna eatchaaa~

I will climb 500 watchtowers

"When you think your open world ideas are lame, look to Montreal as they are a Far Cry from making a good game"

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ASSASSINS CREED RAP NIGGA
MMMM
WE WUZ KINGS

Collin is really dead inside

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Gave me a good chuckle dubsman

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He would be a mix between Trudeau and Chris Christie. Lets not look into the abyss now

I can hear it in my head

"Today in the news, Congressman Bob Chipman was convicted of conspiracy to commit 'genocide on the brainlets', but let off on a plea of insanity"

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Ren fulfilling his promise

Booth babes.

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Vanilla porn game.

Good fun 3D platformer, made on a reasonable budget, ahead of schedule, well optimized and with a consistent, appealing art style.

GTA with gun control laws.

Walking simulator

None, because they'll never get developed.

Any game where you didn't suck off the rest of the indie clique

Don't forget obeying traffic laws.

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NEET simulator

Didn't Mafia do something like that? If you sped or ran red lights or something like that, the police would start following you and try to ticket you.

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I think the Driver series did that too, aside from the dream jumper spinoff.

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A gun that's loaded with a blade and you shoot the blade out of the gun at people.

A weapon that turns reverses the enemy's gender, but not sex, so it has a 1 in 5 chance of killing itself.

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The Deprivilegizer: Fires a rainbow beam that instantly slays enemies that are straight, male, or white. Runs on love of diversity.

"The lootboxer" A melee weapon that when it kills enemies, it randomizes all loot while money is transferred directly from your bank account to the devs' wallets.

now that's a funny joke

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And that's why you don't cut your own webm's…

You rang?

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This kind of garbage turns you from a lolbertarian into a nazi so fast.

.>>14487401
remember when Eddie Izzard was a comedian who dressed up like a woman just because it was funny?

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not sure how that period got there

The prick. It's a small needle filled with HIV. It's ineffective at saving you, but you can die peacefully knowing that your enemy will slowly suffer as his white blood cells and immune system are completely destroyed, and they will meet a slow agonizing end.

A keyblade that doesn't ulock chastity belts.

shemale dicks
shit

A gun shaped like a bullet that shoots bullets shaped like guns.

RABBIDS CONFIRMED FOR SMASH

My god what a disaster

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plEASE SPOILER

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UAB 2

Wasn't he on TGWTG?

"The Pence Offense"
-Stuns enemies on hit
-90% chance to cure gayness
-10% chance to cause permanent brain damage
-Strong against Homosexuals

100 points for sending my sides to space.

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You're fired.

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why is this still allowed?

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Because there is no other version?

that's bullshit, I have the full version

Well post it then.

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RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"That's a huge sword you've got there."

"Don't use the consumables on me, the next boss is a motherfucker"

Lolbertarianism is the ideology for the user, the normalfag and degenerate who falls for such shit as in the webm doesn't deserve freedom.

"LET US END THIS NOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL!" (and then the boss's defeat is followed by a boss rush of earlier bosses followed by final boss going through 2-3 forms)

Done right this is not only going to frustrate people with the final battle that isn't, but it is also great bait to get someone to blow all the resources they were saving for the final boss before the final battle.

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Sorry for being AFK, what did I miss?

Wanna go again?

"thanks for letting my little brother play with you guys, hope he wasn't a problem."

'Least I have chicken

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>is it over yet?i need to dilate

That's [class] gear, I need it for my alt.

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I've never played WoW before, what is this?

"I know that we've been at this for 3 hours now, but I will not kick my wife from the static, please stop asking"

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they suck

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Have a free skin for your character, see we can't be cutting content if we give you things for free!

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If you buy the $80 season pass, all dlc is free. We won't tell you how much dlc will be released, though.

"Well if you had just gotten our next stretch goal, this wouldn't have been a problem!"

"You just hate gays"

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No one even remotely likes our IPs.

Gay-ems? We only make PEZ dispensers here.

What's a DLC?

'and over here is mr Gambino,our local Union representative'

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"This loot crate system you propose is insensitive to people with a gambling addiction, and I am offended on their behalf. Stop oppressing me!"

I'm a communist, therefore i hate money, therefore i am not interested in your money

I kek'd.

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"Last one to Stavros has to buy the beer."

"If you move your ass, we'll do overtime."

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Install the pirated version that already has the "speed up escort" DLC.

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"We have a financial and fiduciary obligation to our stockholders."

I'd like scenes from this hat

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You can buy our company, but the product rights actually belong to the individual developers and none of us are under contract. PLEASE BUY.

Great timing! We just upgraded everyone's severance and pension packages.

We have first option exclusive publishing contracts with the following [non-EA] companies for all our products and services released in the next 10 years and all our employees are working under contract in exchange for gross income dividends.

I loved doing this back in original Counter-Strike.

Cheat codes.

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Drew Carry was a pretty solid host tbh.

It's amazing how these things all come together. I haven't felt such a twang of depression and guilt for a show and its crew going downhill since the Simpsons.

Yep. Holla Forums is getting hit pretty hard by fucking 4kids lately. Holla Forums is already kill. Holla Forums has gone to shit 100%. Holla Forums imploded when hotwheels lost control of the site. Holla Forums is getting invaded too. There are a number of smaller boards that are still doing fine though.

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Words cannot describe my hatred for current year Holla Forums. There's shitposters, and every board has shitposters. But Holla Forums is literally overrun with legitimate retards. People like MikeeUSA and Terry Davis being former-posters probably attracted other legitimately retarded posters. Now discussion of actual technology is completely taboo to them

You what? Although I agree Holla Forums is fucking awful. It could be worse: it could be as bad as Holla Forums.

Or /a/
:^)

cuckchanners at it again

Holla Forums was always shit. The only difference is that back then you had the very occasional good thread with a handful of informative posters, but it was always filled with retards.

I think they just ran out of ways to shout at how much better FOSS is than anything else.

Like what?

you forgot to mention Holla Forums that's basically /bv/ at this point

So here we have the kind of poster who approves of the cancer that is killing Holla Forums because in his revisionist history Holla Forums was always cancer. Truth is, Holla Forums used to be decent at first. The whole point of Holla Forums was to leave the /g/ cancer behind at >>>/g/. Slowly idiots came but it stayed decent with the occasional quality thread. Now it's cancer central because the cancer came after Holla Forums and refused to understand that Holla Forums's board culture is not the same as 4chan's retard shitposting central ways.


You know how every so often on Holla Forums when you start a perfectly decent thread idiots come in and sage loudly for no real reason? Holla Forums has attained peak hipster like that where they're overrun with idiots too cool to discuss Holla Forums because as know-it-all retards they are more interested in signalling how beneath them serious threads are than they are interested in actual fucking intelligent discourse. The trouble with Holla Forums boards is that on imageboards they easily attract the idiots who believe they are intelligent and need to prove it because their idea of being smart is acting dismissive, bored, contemptuous, and disaffected all the time. They think IQ is having a fucking attitude problem. They infest threads and destroy a lot of discussions and they frequently endorse completely stupid ways of handling shit because they're too cool to care or even know what they're on about.


I never kept up with Holla Forums (or /a/), but I'll take your word on it.

It was always filled with retards, the majority of Holla Forums is retarded at tech and that's the population we had in the exodus, then 4/pol/ came to put the last nail in the coffin.
It was always shit, but now it's even shittier than before.