Both Todd Rogers and Billy Mitchell turns out to be huge cheaters

>having anyone but Uncle Adolf as your idol
Lad…

They had to have done this on purpose.

That's only half. The other half is to never have anything but the worst expectations in everyone and everything. You'll probably spiral into depression and ultimately buy a helium tank and a CPAP mask, but you'll never be disappointed.

I came here to roll dubs, and kick ass, and I'm all outta ass.